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You know, Eric, I'm really happy
with our relationship right now.
2
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Yeah, me too. It's like we're way past
the "broken up and miserable" stage...
3
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and we're back in the
"having sex again" stage, so-
4
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Yeah. Thumbs up
from this end too. Yeah.
5
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I'm serious.
I mean, we've been through a lot...
6
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and even though some of it
wasn't exactly fun-
7
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I mean, it was worth it, because now
we know that we can handle anything.
8
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And we don't freak out
about the little stuff.
9
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Right.
10
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Like that time we got in that big fight
because I ran over your cat.
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- That wasn't little stuff. I really loved that cat.
- Yeah. No.
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Yeah. No, I know.
I- I mean, uh, the cat was little.
13
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Anyway, when you came to California,
I knew you were the one.
14
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So I got you a gift to symbolize
how far we've come.
15
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Is it, like, one of those gifts
that women get for men...
16
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but they actually wear themselves?
17
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Here.
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- (Exhales)
- It's a ring.
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Yeah.
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And I'm a man.
21
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Yeah.
It's a man-ring.
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A man-ring.
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Yea!
24
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(Mouths Word)
25
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(Rock Group Singing)
26
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(Ends)
27
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Hello, Wisconsin!
28
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Morning.
29
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What the hell's that thing
on your finger?
30
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This is my new man-ring.
31
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Donna got it for me,
so I'll feel right at home...
32
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when the gypsies come to town.
33
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Well, take it off. You look like
some kind of fruity magician.
34
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Well, I think it's sweet.
35
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I can enjoy these things now...
36
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because I am not gonna let
menopause get me down.
37
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Mm-mmm. No depression, night sweats,
or sudden mood swings for me.
38
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Well, I guess that's
starting today, huh?
39
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'Cause last night,
you hit the trifecta there.
40
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Well, I just refuse to be sad...
41
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about the fact that I'm never
gonna have another baby.
42
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I don't need another baby.
43
00:03:03,940 --> 00:03:06,780
I got a lot to look forward to.
44
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Like picking out my casket.
45
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- Oh, Kitty.
- I-
46
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- It's okay.
- (Sobbing)
47
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You've still got Eric.
48
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He's sort of a baby.
49
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I'll make him cry if you want.
50
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- Man, that is one big-ass ring!
- (Stereo: Rock)
51
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Hey, maybe people'll think
you won the Super Bowl.
52
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Nah.
Nobody'd believe that.
53
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But he could be the sick little kid
the whole team rallies around.
54
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Well, guys.
Wish me luck. Today...
55
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I have a job interview at
the Department of Motor Vehicles.
56
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All right.
Good luck, man.
57
00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,420
Oh, Eric.
58
00:04:04,740 --> 00:04:07,500
What a glorious man-ring.
59
00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,420
See, I told you to accessorize...
60
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and you finally listened, huh?
61
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- Man, you like it?
- Yeah. What's not to like?
62
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It's hypnotic.
It looks like he has superpowers.
63
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Man, I'd like to see the lame-o superhero
that had to wear that ring.
64
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Okay, super pals...
65
00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:44,820
I need a danger alert status report.
66
00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:47,740
My sensors indicate...
67
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peace and quiet
throughout the universe.
68
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I think the oceans are secure, but I cannot
check for another 45 minutes.
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Because... I just ate.
70
00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:02,460
(Spaceship Door Beeps)
71
00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:07,220
- Hi, guys.
- No.
72
00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:11,220
You've been brainwashed and forced
to wear this hideously ugly ring!
73
00:05:11,260 --> 00:05:14,020
Actually, it's a gift.
From me.
74
00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:16,980
Form of- the worst gift ever.
75
00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:21,220
Shape of-
uh, hope you kept the receipt.
76
00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:25,100
- (Beeping)
- Oh, no! Alien zombies are attacking the Earth.
77
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- Let's swing into action, gang.
- Hang on a second!
78
00:05:27,980 --> 00:05:30,580
We're still on this ring.
79
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Are you sure it's not
an evil alien artifact?
80
00:05:33,340 --> 00:05:35,500
I got it at the mall.
81
00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:40,860
Greetings, super dumb-asses.
82
00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:44,540
Oh, no!
It's Dr. Bald.
83
00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:49,220
Any minute now,
my army of alien zombies will be inva-
84
00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:53,300
Good Lord!
That is an ugly ring!
85
00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:58,260
Hey, alien zombies,
get a load of that ring!
86
00:05:58,340 --> 00:06:01,460
(All Laughing)
87
00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:09,220
- All right. That's it. This thing's comin' off.
- Oh, whoa! Be careful, man.
88
00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:13,020
You drop something that big and heavy,
it'll throw off the Earth's rotation.
89
00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:15,660
We'll all go crashing into the sun.
90
00:06:15,740 --> 00:06:18,780
Way to use science in a burn.
91
00:06:21,660 --> 00:06:25,780
- (Stereo: Rock)
- Donna, guess who hates the ring you got him?
92
00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:28,700
Eric hates the ring?
93
00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:31,660
- He told me he loved it.
- Well. See...
94
00:06:31,740 --> 00:06:34,660
Eric told Steven
that the ring was so ugly...
95
00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:38,020
that the Elephant Man wears it
to distract people from his face.
96
00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,900
That ring is beautiful.
97
00:06:42,980 --> 00:06:46,220
You know, what's ugly
is his bony little finger.
98
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Hey. You know what?
If he can't appreciate it...
99
00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:53,260
let's just take it back
and buy me somethin' pretty.
100
00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:58,260
According to your application,
your last job...
101
00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,300
was as Dancer Number Three...
102
00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:03,180
in the school production
of My Fair Lady.
103
00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:07,860
Yes. It was magical.
104
00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:12,180
I could have danced all night.
105
00:07:13,340 --> 00:07:16,060
Uh-huh. I'm afraid
your theater experience...
106
00:07:16,140 --> 00:07:20,020
doesn't really apply to working here
at the D.M.V.
107
00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:24,180
But, Nina, what is the D.M.V. really,
if not one big stage?
108
00:07:24,260 --> 00:07:29,100
The D.M.V. is the Department
of Motor Vehicles. It is not a stage.
109
00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:31,620
Ah, but in a way,
they're very similar.
110
00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:33,700
- No, they're not.
- Oh, but really, they are.
111
00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:35,860
- No, they're not.
- Okay.
112
00:07:37,660 --> 00:07:39,900
- They are.
- No, they're not!
113
00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:45,660
I'm just gonna put down
no prior experience.
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Fair enough.
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00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:50,900
Ah, but you haven't asked me
about my special skills yet.
116
00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:57,500
Well, I really don't see how
a fondness for pie is relevant.
117
00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:04,940
But, Nina, what is the D.M.V. really,
if not one big pie shop?
118
00:08:07,780 --> 00:08:11,220
(Clicking)
119
00:08:12,180 --> 00:08:14,740
(Clicking)
120
00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:18,660
Great.
Clicker's on the fritz.
121
00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:21,540
All I want to do is see the end of
Guiding Light, and it won't click.
122
00:08:21,620 --> 00:08:23,540
- (Clicking)
- Click, damn it! Click!
123
00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,820
Kitty?
124
00:08:28,860 --> 00:08:31,860
I think your lady problem
is acting up again.
125
00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:35,260
It jus- It just won't click,
that's all.
126
00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:38,260
It's supposed to click, Red.
It's a clicker. That's what it does.
127
00:08:38,340 --> 00:08:42,020
Okay.
Let's get you to bed.
128
00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:45,820
Okay, you guys? Uh, very important. Donna's
coming over, and I lost the ring she gave me.
129
00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:48,020
- I thought I had it in the basement.
- Eric, please!
130
00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,580
Your mother is having a breakdown.
131
00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:55,620
No. The only thing having a breakdown
around here is the clicker!
132
00:08:55,700 --> 00:09:00,020
Why won't it click, Red?
Nothing loves me!
133
00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:05,940
Okay, Eric.
Jackie just told me...
134
00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:08,060
that Hyde told her
that you hate the ring.
135
00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:10,260
Uh-oh.
136
00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,940
I happen to think it's beautiful.
137
00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:16,260
Besides, that is what
a man-ring looks like.
138
00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:21,060
Well, you know, Donna, maybe I'm just not
a man-ring kind of guy.
139
00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:26,300
I mean, I like man-pants
and man-shirts.
140
00:09:26,340 --> 00:09:29,980
Eric, you could've just told me
you didn't like it when I gave it to you.
141
00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:31,900
You know what? Just-
Just give it back.
142
00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:34,260
I absolutely will...
143
00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:37,540
just as soon as I find it.
144
00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,540
What?
145
00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,620
How could you lose it?
146
00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:43,580
I told you it was a symbol...
147
00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:47,540
of our loving freakin' relationship!
148
00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:49,820
And my losing it is a symbol...
149
00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:54,220
of how much I love
and... respect you?
150
00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:59,620
I need cold compresses
and a Bloody Mary. Quick!
151
00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:04,220
Your mother is talking about
adopting a communist orphan.
152
00:10:04,260 --> 00:10:07,380
Now move.
I need help, damn it!
153
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,700
(Stereo: Rock)
154
00:10:15,780 --> 00:10:19,980
I don't... understand.
How could I lose a 25-pound ring?
155
00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:26,180
I once lost a six-foot-long
rubber chili dog.
156
00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:28,140
And I still haven't found it.
157
00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:30,060
It's just gone!
158
00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:32,740
You know what, Hyde?
This whole thing's your fault.
159
00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:34,860
You're the one who told Jackie
I didn't like the ring.
160
00:10:34,940 --> 00:10:37,740
Hyde stabbed you in the back?
161
00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:40,180
No. He wouldn't do
anything like that.
162
00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:43,540
Like he didn't steal Jackie
from me. Oh, wait a minute!
163
00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:47,100
Look, man.
I told her not to tell.
164
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,820
Yeah. And I told you not to tell.
165
00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:51,700
You and Jackie are gossiping now?
166
00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:55,700
You know, the more you two go out,
the more like each other you get.
167
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:59,180
Yeah. Who knows what you and your little
girlfriend are gonna be like in a couple months.
168
00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:01,940
- (Whistle Blows)
- (Together) Two, four, six, eight.
169
00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:05,140
Who do we appreciate?
Go team!
170
00:11:05,220 --> 00:11:07,580
- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo! Number one! Yeah!
171
00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:12,300
Jackie? I heard
the best piece of gossip.
172
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,620
Eric Forman doesn't have
any school spirit.
173
00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:17,540
(Gasps)
I'm tellin' everyone!
174
00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:21,100
- Too late. I already did.
- (Squeals)
175
00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:24,300
First of all,
Jackie is not my girlfriend.
176
00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:27,020
And second of all, I'm not the only one
who spills stuff around here.
177
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:31,420
Yeah. You're right. Hey, Kelso.
Hyde watches Little House on the Prairie.
178
00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:38,700
Little House on the Prairie?
179
00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,740
It reminds me of a simpler time.
180
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:52,300
How could Eric lose that ring? And more
importantly, how could he think it was ugly?
181
00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:55,980
It's got real nugget-gold plating
and the abalone is inlaid.
182
00:11:57,580 --> 00:12:02,220
If you were my girlfriend,
I would be proud to wear that ring.
183
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:05,580
Heck, I'd wear it if you just wanted
to fool around a little.
184
00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:08,980
Get my drift, Big "D"?
(Clicks Tongue, Groans)
185
00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:13,860
All I know is, you guys better watch
what you say around here.
186
00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:18,300
Some people can't be trusted because
they have a great, big mouth! Jackie!
187
00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:21,420
How could you say that?
My mouth...
188
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,220
is in perfect proportion
to the rest of my face.
189
00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:28,300
Plenty of classy men wear rings.
190
00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:31,700
Wayne Newton.
The pope.
191
00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:34,460
My Uncle Carmine from Hoboken.
192
00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:37,260
You lose his ring,
you wake up in a Dumpster.
193
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,260
And that's just a warning!
194
00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:44,460
Now I think that's all the questions
I have about your application.
195
00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:47,460
Okay, but one thing
my application doesn't say...
196
00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:50,140
is how much I would apply
myself to the job here.
197
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:55,340
I'm gonna have to ask you
to stop making puns now.
198
00:12:57,060 --> 00:13:00,140
I really don't think
this is going to work out, so-
199
00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:01,740
(Gasps)
200
00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:06,980
Wow! That is a gorgeous man-ring.
201
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:11,580
You know, wearing a ring this big
shows a lot of confidence.
202
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:15,220
Well, I do feel like a king
when I wear it.
203
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:20,780
And, you know, what is the D.M.V. really,
if not one big kingdom?
204
00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:25,740
You know what?
205
00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:28,020
You're stubborn, under qualified...
206
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,460
and you barely speak English.
207
00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:34,340
Welcome to the D.M.V.
208
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:43,020
Wait a minute. You're mad at me
for telling Donna a secret?
209
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:46,820
Steven, I tell secrets.
It's who I am.
210
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:50,180
Look. All I'm sayin' is,
if you're gonna be my girlfriend...
211
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:53,780
you can't go runnin' around, shootin' off
your big, fat, cheerleader mouth.
212
00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:57,660
You just called me your girlfriend.
213
00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:59,620
No, I didn't.
214
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,940
- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.
215
00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:03,460
- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.
216
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:06,420
Yes, you did, and shut up.
You're ruining it!
217
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:09,820
Okay, now listen to me.
218
00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:13,300
I'll keep my mouth shut,
if you admit that I'm your girlfriend.
219
00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:18,340
No, the price is too high.
220
00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:23,100
Okay, fine. You know what?
I'm telling everybody everything anyways.
221
00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:26,700
Starting with the fact that you
called me your girlfriend.
222
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:29,820
You're blackmailing me?
223
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:32,420
You're coming along nicely.
224
00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:42,100
Good news.
I got the job.
225
00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:44,940
What the hell is that
on your finger?
226
00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:50,100
Oh, it's chocolate and coconut.
227
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,700
I can't believe you took my ring.
228
00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:55,020
Oh.
229
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,820
Yes.
I took it.
230
00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,140
I took it, and I'm proud.
231
00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:04,620
You don't deserve
something this beautiful.
232
00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:07,620
You have a girlfriend.
You have a ring. I have nothing!
233
00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:16,740
Well, you-you have a job.
234
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,820
Well, that's true.
Good for me.
235
00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:26,860
You guys, look at this thing.
God, what was Donna thinking?
236
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:29,940
Forman, you gotta expect this.
I mean, look at her dad.
237
00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:35,740
The apple doesn't fall
far from the Bob.
238
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Now, this ring's
a wolf attackin' a zebra.
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This one's a zebra attackin' a wolf.
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And in this one,
they're finally friends.
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Hey, there. Hi, there.
Ho, there. Let's go.
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I'm not goin' to the game
with you in that jacket, Bob.
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I'm not goin' to the game, Bob.
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My God, she never had a chance.
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Hyde, my girlfriend has bad taste.
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Well, she is dating you.
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Ah, a good burn, Fez.
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And that ring is only the beginning, man.
I can see it now.
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Eric, you look so foxy.
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Hey, there. Hi, there.
Ho, there.
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Ta-da!
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Look what I found.
And I didn't even lose it. Fez took it.
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So, basically, you got mad at me
for being a victim of robbery.
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Okay.
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Apologetic look accepted.
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Eric, I got mad at you for not being honest,
and that hasn't changed.
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Really?
Huh, I thought it might've.
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I gave you the ring as a symbol of how far
we've come in our relationship.
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And if you can't be honest,
then you shouldn't be wearing that ring at all.
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Okay. You want me to be honest?
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Okay.
I kind of think...
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that you have bad taste.
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What?
I do not!
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Okay. Well, then, tell me
what you think of this room-
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this turquoise-and-chrome
disaster of a room.
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I think it's classy
and sophisticated.
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You know, maybe you're the one
who has bad taste. In fact-
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Why don't you tell me about
this pea-soup-colored chair?
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I think it's comfortable and soothing,
just like pea soup.
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Well, I think this whole room...
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is a great example of bad taste.
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- Excuse me?
- Uh, Mrs. Forman.
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I have spent years picking
every item in this room...
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so that I would be surrounded
by the things I love...
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and the people I thought loved me.
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Hey, Kitty?
How about a nap?
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And you. Have you fixed
the damn clicker yet?
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What good is a clicker
if it won't click?
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Oh, my goodness.
I am flying right off the handle.
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(Laughing)
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Seems to me you're
just as pleasant as always.
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Ooh, that is sweet.
Oh.
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I think I'd like to take a nap now.
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Wha- Did you see that?
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I told you the truth,
and we got into a fight.
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00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:10,420
My dad told my mom she's pleasant-
a whopper of a lie-
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and they've been married 150 years.
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I don't care. I want you to tell me
the truth all the time.
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No. No, you don't.
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It's like when women ask...
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whether or not their outfit
makes them look fat.
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00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,460
How many men tell them
they look fat? Zero.
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00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,260
How many women look fat?
Not zero.
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That is totally different.
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00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:37,660
No, Donna.
No, it isn't.
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Look, how could I look you in the eye
and tell you that I don't like the ring...
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when I love you so much?
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I guess I know what you mean.
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It's like when you
wrote me that song.
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Wait.
You love that song.
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00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:59,020
Of course I do.
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You know what?
We are really bad with rings.
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Yeah. If we ever get married,
we should just exchange, like...
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buckets of chicken.
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Or, uh, I- I could
write you another song.
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00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,820
- Oh. I'm fine with chicken.
- Okay.
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Does this outfit
make my butt look fat?
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No.
You look super.
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So, uh.
Wonder Boy and I...
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are thinking about
movin' in together.
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My parents are gonna freak!
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- You think your parents are gonna freak?
- Yeah, we're twins.
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It really hurts my feelings
that you call me Dr. Bald.
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Just because I'm evil doesn't mean I don't cry.
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Super jerks!