1 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:06,040 Of all the dumb-ass stunts you kids ever pulled... 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:09,840 this little California adventure takes the dumb-ass cake! 3 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:15,440 We are very disappointed in you, Eric. 4 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:17,720 Even though going to California to rescue Donna... 5 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:21,560 is one of the most romantic things I've ever heard of. 6 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:25,600 That's true. If he had gone by horse, they would have made it a movie. 7 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,280 Look, Mr. Forman... 8 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,640 before you get all... scary and pink... 9 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,920 I just want to say that... 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:38,040 running away to California was completely selfish and immature. 11 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:43,520 And, as for me, as long as I live under your roof and eat your food... 12 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,520 I should be doing things your way. 13 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:50,200 What a load of crap! 14 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,240 You two are not above the law. 15 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:54,720 Now, Eric, hand over the keys to the Vista Cruiser. 16 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,720 What? Dad, no. 17 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,960 The Cruiser's my Batmobile. 18 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:05,560 Without it, I'm just a guy in a silly outfit. 19 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,120 Now, Eric. 20 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,400 A little time apart will do you kids some good. 21 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,200 So, Donna, I transferred you to the Catholic high school- 22 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,720 Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow. 23 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,480 - What? - That's right. You're starting this week... 24 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,640 so you better get out your Bible and brush up... 25 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,080 on your Ten Commandments and that thing about the dwarfs. 26 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:32,120 (Fez Singing) 27 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:36,040 (Continues) 28 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,000 - What the hell? - Fez! 29 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:44,600 (Ends) 30 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:49,520 Wait a second. 31 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,960 You two look sweaty and guilty. 32 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,680 Have you been eating my candy? 33 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,960 - What candy? - I didn't say "candy." 34 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:07,600 And I certainly don't have any candy hidden in the garage. 35 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:13,240 (Monotone) I will be in the garage. 36 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,640 Oh, God. Steven, that was way too close. 37 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:23,280 You need to learn to keep your hands off me. 38 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:26,320 Me? You're the one who can't keep her tongue to herself. 39 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:31,000 Please. I let you fool around with me out of pity. 40 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,760 You know what your problem is? You're really cute... 41 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,400 so no one ever told you to shut your piehole. 42 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,920 You think I'm cute? 43 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,840 Shut your piehole! 44 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,480 (Rock Group Singing) 45 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,280 (Ends) 46 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,160 Hello, Wisconsin! 47 00:03:22,220 --> 00:03:24,060 - (Door Opens) - (Footsteps) 48 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:26,100 (Kelso) Oh, Catholic school? 49 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:28,060 That's rough. 50 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:29,980 - Yeah, my dad took away my slingshot- - (TVTheme Music) 51 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:32,100 so I'm feeling it pretty bad too. 52 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:37,260 What were you guys doing? 53 00:03:37,340 --> 00:03:39,220 Uh, we're just watching, uh- 54 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:41,700 This old lady's eatin' a fish. 55 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:46,580 Look, Jackie... 56 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:48,500 we've been avoiding each other. 57 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:51,340 I think it's time we hash this thing out. 58 00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:53,340 It's okay. I'm good. 59 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:57,940 I can see you're devastated over losing me. 60 00:04:03,260 --> 00:04:06,860 You know what, Michael? I'm fine. Really. 61 00:04:06,940 --> 00:04:08,820 You sound brave. 62 00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:13,260 But inside you're a scrambled mess. 63 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:15,660 Just remember this. I'll always be there for you... 64 00:04:15,740 --> 00:04:19,100 in case you have any physical needs, all right? 65 00:04:19,180 --> 00:04:21,100 (Groans) 66 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:23,420 Damn, Hyde. What was that for? 67 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:26,140 I just missed you, man. 68 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:30,580 Wait. Donna, you're actually gonna go to Catholic school? 69 00:04:30,660 --> 00:04:32,540 Not just Catholic school- 70 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,740 Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow. 71 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:38,580 That means "sad forever." 72 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:42,060 Eric, we're never even gonna see each other. 73 00:04:42,140 --> 00:04:45,060 Yeah, I know. And I can't even drive you to school. 74 00:04:45,140 --> 00:04:48,140 And we can forget about any lunchtime hokey-pokey. 75 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:51,860 That's what it's all about. 76 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:56,260 Man, it sucks not having a car. 77 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:58,300 Well, I'm gonna go drive mine. 78 00:04:59,780 --> 00:05:02,780 - Catch you guys later. - Wait, wait, Steven. Where are you going? 79 00:05:02,860 --> 00:05:06,060 - What do you care? - I don't. 80 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:09,020 - (Door Closes) - Um... 81 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,940 you know, I just remembered... 82 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,940 that I have to go to the mall... 83 00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:16,620 because they're having this big Monday Madness sale. 84 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:19,620 Jackie? It's Tuesday. 85 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:22,460 See? Total madness! 86 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:30,060 Poor kid, trying to replace me with shopping. (Scoffs) 87 00:05:30,140 --> 00:05:32,140 Eric, what are we gonna do? 88 00:05:32,220 --> 00:05:36,020 I mean, if I go to this school, our senior year is ruined. 89 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:39,220 I mean, we're not even gonna graduate together. 90 00:05:39,260 --> 00:05:43,420 You know what? Bob is not sending you to that Catholic school. 91 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:46,100 Now we're gonna sit down, we're gonna figure out what we're gonna do. 92 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:49,340 Guys? Let's get serious. 93 00:05:49,420 --> 00:05:52,340 (Stereo: Rock) 94 00:05:52,380 --> 00:05:54,260 It's simple. 95 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:56,660 I'm gonna march over there and talk to Bob. 96 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:58,620 I love a good march. 97 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:02,660 My birthday is in March. 98 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:06,100 And then it's on to April. 99 00:06:06,140 --> 00:06:08,020 April showers. 100 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:10,260 Oh! The Seduction of Eric Forman... 101 00:06:10,340 --> 00:06:13,020 starring in the insatiable April Showers. 102 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:17,140 Are you really gonna go talk to my dad for me? 103 00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:19,380 Eric, you're so sweet and brave. 104 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:23,060 Pound for pound, you're like the bravest guy in the whole world. 105 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:25,940 I love you so much! 106 00:06:25,980 --> 00:06:28,980 Well, my candy is safe. 107 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:31,180 But something was up with Jackie. 108 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:35,420 She looked scared- like a deer in the headlights with his pants down. 109 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:39,700 Man, I feel sorry forJackie. 110 00:06:39,740 --> 00:06:42,660 I mean, to have to look at this all day and not be able to touch it? 111 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:44,580 I can't even do that! 112 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:49,780 - I love you. - I love you more. 113 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:54,180 Sexy. 114 00:06:54,260 --> 00:06:57,900 Hey! You two quit it! Okay? This circle is sacred. 115 00:06:57,980 --> 00:07:00,740 You don't do anything in here that you wouldn't do in a church! 116 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:03,860 No, wait. In a cemetery. 117 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:07,380 Wait. In the teachers' lounge. 118 00:07:07,420 --> 00:07:09,460 Man, I've done it everywhere. 119 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,700 - (Stereo: Pop) - Okay. This is my Michael box. 120 00:07:17,780 --> 00:07:20,020 I saved everything that loser ever gave me. 121 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:25,620 Hmm. One-year anniversary. 122 00:07:31,260 --> 00:07:34,220 What a moron! 123 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:37,740 Well, you know, I guess Kelso's really history for you. 124 00:07:37,820 --> 00:07:40,740 I never thought that'd happen till you met someone else. 125 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:44,340 You met someone else! 126 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:47,060 (Scoffs) What? 127 00:07:47,140 --> 00:07:49,780 Someone else? That's crazy! 128 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:52,140 You're crazy. 129 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:54,100 Shut your piehole! 130 00:07:57,380 --> 00:08:00,340 - (Can Tab Pops) - Hey, check it out. 131 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:04,900 I was at the bakery, and this crumb cake came fresh out of the oven. 132 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:08,580 And when I think crumb cake, I think Bob. 133 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:11,700 Uh-huh. What do you want? 134 00:08:11,780 --> 00:08:15,060 I want to talk to you about Donna and that Catholic school. 135 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:18,420 Crumb cake isn't gonna get me to change my mind. 136 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:20,820 Are you sure? (Sniffs) 137 00:08:22,820 --> 00:08:25,940 Those are real crumbs. 138 00:08:26,020 --> 00:08:28,860 She's going to that school, and that's final. 139 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:31,260 Okay. Fine. 140 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:35,540 But know this. I am prepared to fight this with every fiber of my being. 141 00:08:39,540 --> 00:08:41,980 (Choir Singing) 142 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:48,820 (Ends) 143 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:52,700 On the other hand... 144 00:08:56,540 --> 00:08:59,860 you-you can't put a price on a good education. 145 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:10,060 I can't believe they're making you wear those knee-high socks every day. 146 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:12,980 - (Mouths Word) - (Door Opens) 147 00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:17,940 What the hell? 148 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:20,100 Oh, my God! 149 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,700 I'm blind! 150 00:09:22,780 --> 00:09:25,540 - Jackie! - Get off me! 151 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:30,620 Great outfit! 152 00:09:36,940 --> 00:09:41,140 Okay, so, um, what exactly did you see? 153 00:09:44,340 --> 00:09:46,180 Hands, tongues. 154 00:09:46,260 --> 00:09:48,980 Yours, his. It was horrible! 155 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:54,100 You were like Siamese twins joined at the beard. 156 00:09:56,540 --> 00:10:00,340 Hey, it was her fault, man. She threw herself at me. 157 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:06,020 No, no. You were on top of me. 158 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:08,740 You pulled me. 159 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:11,260 I've done a lot of partying, so, you know... 160 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:13,220 my balance is off. 161 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:17,740 This is impossible. You two hate each other. 162 00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:21,940 - Kelso is gonna freak out! - (Gasps) Kelso! 163 00:10:23,060 --> 00:10:25,460 Settle down, Esmeralda. 164 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:30,260 Kelso doesn't need to know about this. 165 00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:33,980 Yeah, look, it's just a meaningless fling, okay? We can stop whenever we want. 166 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:37,820 - Well, then maybe you should. - Why do you even care? 167 00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:40,100 Because you're breaking up the band, Yoko! 168 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:46,060 (Footsteps) 169 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:50,180 Well, naughty ladies wear plaid. 170 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:53,820 Fez, please. 171 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:57,340 That's right. Beg for it, sexy schoolgirl. 172 00:10:57,380 --> 00:11:00,340 Fez, we just caught these two Frenching... 173 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:03,300 like a couple of French people at a Frenching festival. 174 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:08,260 What? That's impossible. You two hate each other. 175 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:11,540 I said- I just said that. 176 00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:14,860 Okay, you are gonna tell us how this happened right now. 177 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:18,260 Ooh, I like it when you order me around in that uniform. 178 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:24,860 Okay, fine. Look, I'll just tell you what happened. 179 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,740 It was a few weeks after Donna and Michael left... 180 00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:30,100 and Steven invited me over to listen to a new record. 181 00:11:30,180 --> 00:11:32,020 I'm glad you're here. 182 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,980 Check it out. 183 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:37,900 (Women Singing Disco) 184 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:39,980 Isn't it the coolest? 185 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:42,140 Don't you just wanna shake it? 186 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:47,340 - (Needle Scratches Record) - (Hyde) Wait. Time out on the fiield. 187 00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:50,140 I don't shake it, and I don't listen to ABBA. 188 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:56,060 Whatever. It's my story. Anyway- 189 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:58,020 (Resumes) 190 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,940 (Jackie) I could totally tell he was trying to make a move. 191 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:04,140 Then he held me real close and said- 192 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:06,380 May I kiss you, milady? 193 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,860 (Ends) 194 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:15,740 Hyde, I had no idea you could be so formal. 195 00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:20,860 Come on. She's so full of crap. 196 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:25,100 Then why don't you tell us what really happened, milady? 197 00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:30,060 Fine. Fine, okay? 198 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,300 So I'm hanging out in the basement like I usually do... 199 00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:34,220 when Jackie showed up. 200 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,420 - It was obvious she wanted me. - I want you. 201 00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:38,340 That's obvious. 202 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:44,620 God, that's crazy. 203 00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:47,060 No, you so came on to me first. 204 00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:49,180 You said that you didn't have a new boyfriend. 205 00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:52,820 - He is not my boyfriend. - I'm not her boyfriend. They just don't get it. 206 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,740 No. Why would they? 207 00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:56,660 Let's go, baby. 208 00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:05,820 I'm leaving too. 209 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:08,100 This basement's tainted for me now. 210 00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:14,220 Well, I still want to know how the hell all this happened. 211 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,740 - (Crowd Cheering) - (Game Show Theme) 212 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:25,100 Another old lady. 213 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,540 She can't even reach the wheel! 214 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:31,340 I can't watch The Price is Right again. I just can't. 215 00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:33,260 (Bell Dings) 216 00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:35,540 - God, the summer totally sucks. - (Bell Dings) 217 00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:38,420 - There's nothing to do. - (Crowd Cheering) 218 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,460 - (Bell Dings) - (Crowd Cheering) 219 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:50,140 (Bell Dinging) 220 00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:56,820 (Woman On TV) I bid one dollar, Bob. 221 00:13:56,900 --> 00:14:00,020 (Crowd Booing) 222 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,940 (Bell Dinging) 223 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:07,060 Hey. I'm gonna take Donna to school. 224 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:09,620 Oh! That's right. 225 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:14,460 Dad took away my car when I did that really super-romantic thing. 226 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:19,860 Well, I guess we were only reunited just to be... 227 00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:21,860 ripped apart again. 228 00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:25,620 Like Romeo and Juliet. 229 00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:29,820 You know... 230 00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:33,020 why don't you take the car this one time? 231 00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:36,300 It'll be our little secret. 232 00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:39,020 - (Whispering) Okay. - (Whispering) Okay. Shh! 233 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,260 Where do you think you're going? 234 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:48,420 Mom said I could. 235 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:52,140 - (Keys Jingle) - You just bought yourself another week, kiddo. 236 00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:55,220 Look, Dad, I need my car. 237 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,660 Don't you remember when you were in high school? 238 00:14:58,740 --> 00:15:00,740 I bet you had some good times... 239 00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:03,940 driving around senior year with your friends. 240 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:08,340 My senior year, I was driving a gunboat around Okinawa. 241 00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:16,500 And if you count theJapanese snipers as my friends... 242 00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:18,900 then, yes, I had some good times. 243 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,380 You have to understand, Eric. 244 00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:27,900 It's not that your father's trying to be a bad guy. 245 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:31,460 It's just that he's been irreparably damaged by war. 246 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:38,980 I'm just sick of you doing whatever the hell you want. 247 00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:42,620 Your father and I feel that you're not taking yourself seriously. 248 00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:44,540 - Hmm. - (Choir Vocalizing) 249 00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:47,260 You are such a talented young man. 250 00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:49,820 (Continues) 251 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,700 - (Ends) - Eric! 252 00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:07,460 Oh. Uh, yeah. 253 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,580 Forget about the car. I gotta go. 254 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:17,980 Oh, look how cute in her little uniform! 255 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:25,660 I'm gonna have to lock him in his room and poke his eyes out. 256 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:31,420 - (Stereo: Rock) - Here's what I don't get about Fantasy Island. 257 00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:34,060 You know when you get off the plane, and you see Mr. Roarke... 258 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:36,060 and that little kid in the white suit? 259 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:42,540 Well, if it's me, I'm like, "This is creepy," right? 260 00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:45,180 So I just grab a free daiquiri... 261 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:47,740 and I'm out of there. 262 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:53,020 - Whoa! - Whoa! 263 00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:57,700 (Sighs) Grow up. It's just a uniform. 264 00:16:57,780 --> 00:17:00,180 - Sorry. - You're right. I'm sorry. 265 00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:02,100 Oh! 266 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:05,220 (Laughing) Oh! 267 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:08,940 Man, that was totally worth waiting for. 268 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:11,740 - I agree. Now we can go. - (Kelso Laughs) 269 00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:15,620 How was your first day? 270 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,620 Grim. This nun totally spanked me with a ruler. 271 00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:29,580 Yet another reason I wish I was a ruler. 272 00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:33,900 (Clears Throat) 273 00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:35,900 (Door Closes) 274 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,180 - Wait a minute! - Weird! 275 00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:46,180 Okay. Now you guys are sitting together? 276 00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:49,540 Oh, my God. You guys aren't just fooling around. 277 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,940 You care about her. 278 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:55,860 I do not. She sickens me. 279 00:17:57,100 --> 00:18:00,260 No. No, no. I'm the one who's sickened, okay? 280 00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:04,100 I'm not supposed to be seen with scruffy guys like you. 281 00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:06,860 I date guys I can take out in public. 282 00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:12,100 Yet you continue with this abomination! 283 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:17,620 You know, you guys have to tell Kelso. 284 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:22,060 Or we'll tell Kelso. Shall we? 285 00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:24,020 Wait. No, no, no. Okay, guys. Look. 286 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,420 What if we just break it off right now? 287 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,380 - Then he never has to know. - Really? 288 00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:30,980 Look, there's nothing to even break off, so it's fine by me. 289 00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:33,420 Yes. This is what I want to hear. 290 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,580 It'll be like it never happened. 291 00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:40,380 Donna, come. Let us leave this unholy thing behind. 292 00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:44,340 (Door Closes) 293 00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:46,700 Steven, do I really sicken you? 294 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:48,820 No. 295 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:52,220 I sicken me because you're supposed to sicken me, but you don't. 296 00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:57,780 Well, I feel the same way. 297 00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:00,140 I mean, I like how scruffy you are. 298 00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:03,500 Of course you do. 299 00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:08,900 Man, you know what? Screw it. Let's just do what we want, okay? 300 00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:14,380 - Okay. What about Michael? - Details, baby. Details. 301 00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:20,100 So, uh, how's that uniform working out for you? 302 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,740 Stop! 303 00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:27,180 Do you- Do you feel like a good girl that just can't help being bad? 304 00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:32,340 Be bad, Donna. (Whispering) I won't tell. 305 00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:39,060 Eric, it's not funny. 306 00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:41,780 I actually have to go to this school every day now. 307 00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:43,740 Without-Without you. 308 00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:46,540 Okay, so, you know what? 309 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,500 We'll see each other nights and weekends... 310 00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:54,260 and I'll come visit you at school. 311 00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:56,380 I mean, I still have a bike. 312 00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:59,420 Eric, it's, like, 10 miles away. 313 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:02,940 Ten- So what? These legs were made for pedalin'. 314 00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:06,740 Come on. 315 00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:08,660 - You've seen my thighs. - Yeah. 316 00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:12,860 You're a good boyfriend. 317 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,860 "You're a good boyfriend" who? 318 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:19,420 I'm not calling you Principal Forman. 319 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,300 Don't make me get the ruler, young lady. 320 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,080 Red can take Eric's car, but he can have my car candy... 321 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,240 when he pries it from my cold, dead fingers. 322 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,760 - You were right. Ten miles is nothing. - (Panting) 323 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:43,080 (Chuckles) Will you pick me up from school every day? 324 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,040 Sure. 325 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:48,880 (Panting) 326 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:53,160 Uh, which-which arm hurts when you're about to have a heart attack? 327 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,160 Help!