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Oh, Hyde, get this.
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Casey just came by
to pick up Donna,
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and he was out in the street just
revving his Trans Am real loud,
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and then he peels out in the
street, and he started doing donuts.
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And then,
out comes Donna, all smiling
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and, like, looking at him.
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What a slut!
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Look. If she wants to
date him, that's fine.
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But he doesn't have to be
all loud and jerky about it.
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Jerky, loud, donut jerk.
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Oh, guess what, boys.
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I entered the big wiener
contest at the Piggly Wiggly,
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and I won a year's supply
of all-beef hot dogs.
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I'm a wiener winner.
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Well, anyway,
we're having a barbecue.
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No, Kitty! I thought we
were going to talk about that.
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Oh, and I saw Donna
at the grocery store,
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and she said she's bringing
her friend Casey.
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What? No. I hate Casey.
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He's Donna's new boyfriend. You
have to uninvite him. Dad, tell her.
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Kitty, you've done
a horrible thing.
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It could scar the boy for life.
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Now, let's do the right thing
and cancel that barbecue.
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No. We're having it,
and it'll be fun.
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And we just... We won't
give Casey any relish.
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All right.
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Once Casey finds out he's not getting
any relish, he'll dump Donna for sure.
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You are so screwed.
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So your mom invited Casey over
for hot dogs?
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Well, that's a plump,
juicy all-beef burn.
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It's just typical women stuff.
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Like Jackie
kissing that... Aah!
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- Hyde!
- Yeah. Okay?
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I've decided if anyone brings up
any more of their stupid girl stuff,
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I'm gonna throw
something at them.
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This time, I threw a fist.
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I'm sorry. It's just
everything reminds me.
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Like, last night Rocky was on,
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and I was thinking I'm like
Rocky and Jackie is Apollo Creed.
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And she bashed in my face
by kissing that guy.
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At least Rocky wins in the end.
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Kelso, Rocky loses.
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Oh, yeah? Well, why is he
jumping around all happy?
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Because he goes
the distance, fool.
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He loses the fight,
but he wins in life.
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Who wants to watch a movie
with a message like that?
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Ice-cream man!
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You guys, I've been
thinking about Donna. And I...
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This time I threw a magazine.
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No, guys, seriously. This
barbecue might work out in my favor.
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You see, Donna's only seen
Casey around his smelly,
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tattooed,
Molly Hatchet-loving friends.
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But when he comes to the
barbecue, he'll be around us.
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Good, clean, Lynyrd
Skynyrd-loving Americans.
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And the comparison
will not be kind to him.
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And then Donna will
come running home to you.
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No.
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Well, maybe. You think?
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So, instead of pounding Casey
like you should,
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you came up with
this zany scheme.
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Forman, you've officially
turned into Daffy Duck.
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You're "dethpicable!"
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You know,
I have lady problems, too.
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Rhonda won't let me
get past second base.
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I even said please.
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Magic word, my ass!
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You know what?
Jack, I can't do this.
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Why should I paint
these round, berry toes
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if some other guy
is gonna end up licking them?
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Michael,
what are you talking about?
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I still can't get
over you cheating on me.
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And I need to hear
you apologize again.
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And this time, maybe you
should cry or give me money.
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No, Michael. I am not
gonna beg for forgiveness.
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I didn't make you do that
when you cheated.
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Well, that is totally different.
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When guys cheat, it's because
they need some hot action.
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But when girls cheat, it's way
worse, 'cause girls don't even like sex.
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We do, too.
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Well,
why aren't we doing it now?
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Because I don't want
to do it right now.
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I do. Point made. Thank you!
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No. You know what?
We need help.
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We should consult the world's
highest authority on relationships.
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Cosmo!
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"Why you should touch
your breasts every day."
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Wow, this could help.
They seem smart.
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Okay, Fez, when Casey gets here,
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ask him for advice about
your second-base problem.
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My advice is gonna be
way better than his,
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and Donna will see
that he's a greasy dolt.
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Hey, Forman, I have an idea.
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Set up a wacky system
of ropes and pulleys
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and when Casey gets here,
drop an anvil on his head.
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- Because that's
what Daffy does.
- Yeah, I got that.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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Hey, Foreplay. Getting a
little shaggy up there, buddy.
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Okay. Well, that's
enough of that! Okay. So...
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Hey, you guys are just in time.
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Fez was telling me about some kind
of problem you're having with Rhonda.
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Yeah. Rhonda won't let me
get past second base,
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and I really want
to explore further.
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Gosh. Well, I don't know,
I think if you're patient
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and you're respectful,
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when Rhonda's ready, she'll...
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She'll wave you over.
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Well, thank you, Eric. That
is very gentlemanly advice.
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Gentlemanly? Well,
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guilty as charged, I guess.
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Hey, Casey, what do you think?
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Well, sometimes a
seasoned lady like Rhonda,
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she's gotten used to
the usual order of things.
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So, I think the next time
you're fooling around,
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just skip second
and go right to third.
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- What?
- It's genius.
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No wonder you never get any.
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Yeah, with Rhonda, you know,
that just might work.
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Wait, you like that?
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Well, the words are wrong, but they
sound so good coming out of his mouth.
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I got a way about me.
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That worked out "thuper."
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Okay, Michael. I found
something out about our situation.
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This article says that cheating is
a symptom of a deeper problem.
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Deeper problem?
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No! I don't want a deeper
problem! I want a quick fix!
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Well, too bad.
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Because I realize that
I'm still hurt and angry
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from all the times
you cheated on me.
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Okay? And that is
why I kissed that guy.
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So what are you saying?
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I'm saying, I'm not sorry.
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I'm not sorry!
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Come on!
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Look, now I know why I cheated.
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You need to read this Cosmo
and find out why you did.
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And I ripped out the boob
pictures, so don't bother looking.
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Hey, Donna,
would you like a hot dog?
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Maybe half.
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Whoa, man, you carry a knife?
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Yeah. You never know when a
lady's gonna need a half a hot dog.
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It's funny, man.
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You're the boy scout, but
I'm the one who's prepared.
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He's like a gladiator.
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Okay, that's it. I'm bringing
out the big guns. Oh, yeah.
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I'm introducing him to my folks.
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Oh, hey, Mom, meet Casey.
This is Donna's new boyfriend.
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Well, you're certainly
not a girl.
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Nice to meet you, Mrs. Forman.
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You know, you couldn't
have picked a prettier day
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to win a year's
supply of hot dogs.
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Yeah, sure is a hot dog.
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Mom?
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Sorry, honey,
it's just, he's just...
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I am sure you are much smarter.
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Kitty, the idiot neighbors
drank all my beer.
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Uh-oh. You're in a bad mood.
Hey, meet Casey.
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Pleasure, sir.
Hey, maybe I can help.
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I always keep a spare case
of beer in the Trans Am.
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Little tip I picked up
in the Army.
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I don't know.
Seems like a pretty good kid.
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Uh-huh.
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So, you and Casey, huh?
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Look, Hyde, whatever you heard
about Casey, he's changed now.
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He's... He's mature.
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Oh, yeah. He's real mature.
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Well, I like him!
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We're together, and if you can't deal
with that, then you can just go to hell!
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Hey, that's not
barbecue language, young lady!
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Here's that beer, sir.
I got a soda for the minor.
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Now,
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you make sure to
drink that real slow,
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'cause I don't want you to get
a tummy ache, little guy.
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Well, that's thoughtful.
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Yeah, he cramps up easy.
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Casey and Donna, man.
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Hey, remember when we were 12?
We didn't even like girls yet.
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I liked girls when I was 12.
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Yeah, I was happy just staying
home Friday night in my underwear,
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just tossing
a football to myself.
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Yeah, never did that either.
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Well,
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at least I gave it
my best shot, right?
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If Donna loves
Casey and not me, then,
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I mean, I guess it's over.
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Forman, you can't give up.
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Okay, look. Who knows what's
gonna happen with me and Jackie.
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But what you and Donna had,
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that was, like, real.
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And I'm telling you,
as his brother...
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Look, Casey is bad news.
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He's either gonna get bored and split,
or something worse is gonna happen.
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So, you gotta do something.
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Hey, since when did
you get all serious?
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Been reading Cosmo.
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It was very educational.
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Yeah. I never realized how much
plumbing girls had down there.
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Like, there's this diagram,
and it's like a map of Six Flags.
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Okay, everyone.
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Here's lunch.
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Hot dog soup!
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No more hot dogs.
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I'll just eat
the grilled cheese.
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You mean,
grilled cheese with hot dogs!
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Kitty, for God sakes,
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I ate 14 hot dogs yesterday!
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00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,603
Well, what do you want me to
do, Red? They're everywhere.
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They're a curse on this house.
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Oh, fine.
Let's make some calls.
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Maybe we can unload the
damn things on a nursery school.
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You guys, I've let this thing
with Casey go way too far.
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Yeah, no kidding.
Donna's pretty far gone.
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She's starting to lash out
at people at barbecues.
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You gotta kick his ass, man.
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Hyde, Eric cannot beat Casey
with his fists.
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He's a special boy who must
beat him with his special strengths.
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Now, let's think. What is
Eric's special strengths?
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Welcome back to TV's favorite
game show...
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Now let's meet our returning
champion, Eric Forman!
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Thanks. Good to be back, Fez.
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Let's meet our challenger,
Casey Kelso!
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Casey Kelso, it's time to...
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Get into that box!
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How does he do it?
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He's so tiny.
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I would watch that show.
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Okay. That was great.
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Guys, I'm going over to Casey's.
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And I don't know what I'm gonna
do. But if things get physical,
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I'm just gonna have
to drop the hammer.
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And if all else fails, kick him
in the stones and run like hell.
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Yeah, that's what I meant
by "drop the hammer."
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Rhonda, your lively tongue
has made me thirsty.
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Would you like to
wet your whistle?
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Wow. Thirsty lady.
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Well, we're off to a nice start.
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Shall we move on to second base?
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No.
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Guess what. I read your little
"Everything's my fault" article,
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and I realize why I cheated.
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Remember the first time
I kissed Pam Macey?
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- Behind the gym?
- And in the gym,
and in her car.
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But, anyway...
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Earlier that day, I didn't have
any money to buy you Tater Tots.
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And you said that I'd never
be able to support you,
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'cause I wasn't smart enough.
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And you're always
putting me down like that,
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and it makes me
feel bad about myself.
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And that is why I cheated.
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That's the dumbest
thing I've ever heard!
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Just like that.
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And then I thought about it, and
I realize that I'm not sorry either.
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Michael, what are you saying?
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I'm saying that we're
not right for each other,
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because you make me feel bad!
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And...
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And...
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I don't think I can
be with you anymore.
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I want to break up.
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Wait, break up?
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No, no. Michael, I was wrong.
Please, let's talk about this.
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- No.
- Wait, but Michael!
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Casey, we need to talk.
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Well, I'm a little swamped
right now, Foreplay.
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I think Donna
thinks you love her,
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and if you don't,
you shouldn't act like you do.
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What are you? The love police?
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Hands up. Love police is here.
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Hey, all I'm saying is that
if you don't love her,
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just don't be with her, okay?
Because she's a really special person,
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and someone out there
could really love her.
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Someone out there
or someone right here?
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- Oh. Hey, Eric. What are you doing here?
- He was just leaving.
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Well, I gotta go, too.
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Hey, Pinciotti.
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Love ya.
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Oh, well, I...
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Thank you.
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Okay, well, I'll...
I'll see you later.
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You see, Forman,
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it's just words.
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You don't have to mean it.
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If you make her cry,
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I'm coming right back here
to kick your ass.
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Well, me and Jackie
are officially over.
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We're as done as this hot dog.
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This hot dog isn't done.
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Well, if kicking Casey's butt is the same
as babbling at him from a safe distance,
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then, boy, did I do it!
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But seriously, you guys,
the days of Daffy are over.
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It's time for action.
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I'm going Road
Runner on his ass.
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Good.
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Because thanks to his stupid
advice, Rhonda dumped me.
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I tried to steal third,
but she blocked me
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and choked me.
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Now there's no
more baseball for Fez.
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It's back to handball.
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Girls, man.
They'll make you miserable.
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Well, I got a date.
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"Tho long, thuckerth!"
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It's like Playboy,
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but girls look at it.
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I know. How hot is that?
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Oh, look. Six Flags!
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Well, that better not
be a dirty magazine.
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Oh, Cosmo. Good for you.
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Cosmo?
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You boys are spending
too much time together.