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Hey, Kelso.
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Well, that's a mighty big smile.
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What, did you get
into the Play-Doh?
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No. I'm happy
'cause today is Gift Day.
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And in honor of this
special day, I got you all gifts.
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All right.
Aerosmith Live!
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Yeah, for my friend who rocks.
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Oh, man.
The new Rolling Stone.
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For my friend who reads.
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Oreos.
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For my friend who snacks.
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A triple-decker burn!
Awesome!
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What. There's peanut butter
on my headphones!
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These cookies are
filled with toothpaste!
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All right. That noise did
not come out of my butt.
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Welcome to Prank Day.
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That's right.
It's Prank Day.
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Gift Day. You idiots.
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A whoopee cushion?
What are you, two?
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These things are great.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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You got something
in your ear, man.
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What?
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Oh, my goodness.
It's peanut butter!
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Peanut butter wet willy.
Very clever.
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But the thing about it is,
you don't have to be clever.
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Okay. Okay.
This Prank Day is over.
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Let's just watch TV.
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Hey, Fez, I think
there's a Nancy Drew on.
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She can solve
my mystery any day.
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And by the way,
the mystery is in my pants.
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Okay. That's it.
I got a peanut in my ear.
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Yeah. I used chunky, so it
might get up in your brain.
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Yeah. Laugh it up now, man,
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'cause fun time is over.
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What the hell? I'm stuck.
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I have been glued!
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Not glued, Super-Glued.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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So you covered
the freezer handle
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and the TV knob in Super Glue?
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Knowing Forman's love for
Popsicles and Fez's love for knobs!
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Yeah. I'm an evil mastermind.
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Kelso, is there a cushion
glued to my butt?
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No. Not glued, Super-Glued.
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You're a dead man.
Yeah?
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What are you gonna do? Sit
on me with your cushion-butt?
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It won't hurt,
'cause it's a cushion-butt.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Okay.
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If you could be the princess in any
country, what country would it be?
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I pick Monaco.
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See, I always wanted to
wear my crown with a bikini.
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Donna, you're not listening
to me! This is my life here.
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Oh. Sorry. It's just...
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You know, today would've been
my parents' anniversary.
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But my mom's gone, my dad's
with Joanne, and Casey's out of town.
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So it just kind of sucks.
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You know what you need?
A little Jackie magic.
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I am gonna dedicate
my whole day to you.
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Oh, like you did last month,
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when I had to hold your
corn dog and guard the van
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while you and Kelso
did it at the 4-H fair?
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Yeah. Wasn't that fun?
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Man, I can't wait to see
this big bucket of oatmeal
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landing on Kelso's
big bucket of a head.
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Well, good gracious,
who's all this oatmeal for?
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It's for the oatmeal drive.
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For the Needy
Oatmeal Lovers of America.
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Right, the NOLOA.
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This tastes awful.
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You know,
just because they're hoboes
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doesn't mean they don't
respond to herbs and spices.
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You know what? It's a good
point, Mom, but you better leave,
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'cause we don't like to do our
charity work in front of other people.
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Well, now, don't be silly. I'll help
you. Where'd I put my brown sugar?
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Oh, I'm right here, honey buns.
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Okay. I'm here for
our slumber party.
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Wow.
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When you said you were gonna
dedicate your whole day to me,
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I figured that meant
only until we left The Hub.
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No. I promised you 24 hours
of Jackie time,
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which is equal to seven days
of an ugly person's time.
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Well, it's just, I'm in the
middle of this really good book.
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Donna, books are for prisoners.
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Now, I brought
tons of activities.
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First, some makeup
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for your long-overdue
facial overhaul.
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The greatest board game ever,
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Mystery Date.
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And, wait.
Best of all,
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my stuffed animals
so we can perform
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an all-unicorn
rendition of Grease.
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This is perfect.
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We are so gonna nail Kelso.
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I still say we should
have shaved his privates.
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That's a burn that
keeps on burning.
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Kelso's on his way.
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Okay, gentlemen.
Take your positions.
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Okay. I'm here.
Where's the dead bird?
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Kelso, you're supposed to
come in through the side door.
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What?
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Eric, I need you
to take out the...
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You guys are so dead.
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What the hell is this?
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Eric did it
because he hates you.
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Hyde!
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Forman, every man for himself.
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No, Dad, this was just a prank
that's gone wrong.
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Horribly, horribly wrong.
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Well, I have a prank, too.
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One where my foot doesn't
plow through your ass!
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Let's hope it doesn't go
horribly, horribly wrong!
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Oh, Red.
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What happened to you?
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That oatmeal was for the hoboes.
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Well, the idiots
used it for a prank.
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Eric, how many times have I
told you, don't poke the bear.
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Don't poke the bear!
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Well, technically,
we didn't poke the bear.
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We poured oatmeal on the bear.
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Are you correcting my wife?
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Kelso's laughing at you.
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Are you laughing?
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Oh, come on.
You're covered in oatmeal!
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It's funny!
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That's it!
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You know what you should
do, Red? Forgive and forget.
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Turn the other cheek, like
Jesus. Be like Jesus, Red.
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I can't even think of a
punishment big enough for this!
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But trust me,
it's going to be awful!
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The kind of thing
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that Harry Truman
might order to end a war!
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Guys, who's Harry Truman?
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He invented electricity,
dumb ass.
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Okay, Donna. It's makeover
time. Let's pack those jumbo pores.
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You know what? I've thought
about it, and I'm glad my mom left.
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More food for me.
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Oh, come on.
It'll be fun.
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I doubt it.
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Unless...
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You were right, Donna.
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Now, not only are we
beautifying, but we're groovifying.
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Hey, I just made up a word.
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Yeah. Whoever said you can't
do two great things at once?
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I bet it was a one-armed,
pessimistic guy.
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Yeah, you just gotta
stay positive, man.
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Like, I don't want
to learn French,
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so everyday I think positive
thoughts about not learning French.
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And look at me. I don't
know a word of French.
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Is Dad still gonna kill me?
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Eric, I put him in his Corvette,
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tuned the radio to a hockey
game, and handed him a beer.
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I've done all I can.
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Dad...
All right.
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Just tell me.
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What the hell did you
think you were doing?
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Look, Kelso invented
this stupid Prank Day thing,
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and he Super-Glued us,
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so the oatmeal thing was
just to, you know, get him back.
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And that's when my life
as I know it ended.
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Are you telling me,
I got covered with oatmeal
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because you were trying
to get back at Kelso?
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Which you didn't even do?
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Well, that's a bit of
an oversimplification.
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I think if you
look at the facts...
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You...
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The facts are,
you were bested by a Kelso.
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How could you do this
to your family?
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I didn't realize the honor
of our family was at stake.
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It always is.
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Hell, we've been talking
about this since T-ball,
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which you quit.
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I mean, what was there to be
scared of? The ball just sits there.
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All right.
Here's what I'm gonna do.
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Instead of punishing you,
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I'm gonna show you how to
do this prank business right.
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Now, get the Three Stooges
over to dinner tonight.
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You are gonna help me
get them good and scared.
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Oh, well, no, Dad. I don't
wanna get Hyde and Fez.
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They're on my team.
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Well, your team lost.
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So everybody cries.
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Well, hope you boys
like lasagna.
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Oh, boy, lasagna,
the Italian burrito.
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Thanks for having us over,
Mrs. Forman.
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Oh, don't thank me.
It was Red's idea.
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Wait a minute.
Red's coming?
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Yeah. I can't believe
you guys showed up.
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Wait. No. The only
reason we showed up
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was 'cause you said
Red was working late tonight.
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Oh, God, you know what? He's in
the kitchen. Should I just get him?
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No, you should not get him,
you son of a bitch.
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I'm going out the window.
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Guys, calm down.
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Look, what could he
possibly do to us at dinner?
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Ah, good. All the
half-wits are here.
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I wanted to let you know...
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that I'm going to get you,
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and you won't know where,
and you won't know when.
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But...
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It will hurt.
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And you will cry,
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and I will laugh.
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And did I mention it will hurt?
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Very good.
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Now, enjoy the lasagna.
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I added the special
seasoning myself.
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Special seasoning?
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Uh-oh.
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All right. Maybe it's
because I'm extra clever,
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but I think that there might be
something wrong with the lasagna,
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and I think maybe Red
had something to do with it.
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Kelso,
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I wouldn't do
anything to the lasagna,
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just like I wouldn't do
anything to your new sneakers
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that are sitting
by the kitchen door.
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My Chucks!
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Why isn't anybody eating?
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Is there something wrong
with my lasagna?
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We have reason to believe
it's been tampered with.
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Is this another prank?
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Because I will not
have this in my house.
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Now, eat that lasagna.
It's perfectly fine.
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I said eat it!
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Dad, what is this
special seasoning?
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Oh, a little of this,
a little of that.
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Which reminds me.
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Kitty, I cleaned out the dead
moths from the porch light.
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If I could only remember
where I put them.
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Bugs? Sick!
I'm out of here.
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Okay, Leo.
Who's your mystery date?
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All right.
The ski instructor.
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He's hunky.
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You know, Jackie,
I never thought I'd say this,
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but I'm actually
having a good time.
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Wait. Michael,
what are you doing here?
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Yeah, man.
This is girls' night.
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Jackie, I just had
dinner with Red,
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and he totally freaked me out.
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So, first I need you to stick
your hand in my Chucks.
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And then I need you
to hang out with me,
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because I'm really
afraid to be alone.
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No. No, Michael. I am
spending time with Donna.
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Okay, but I was gonna
take you to the mall
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and tell everyone you were
a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.
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Wait, wait. You never
wanna do that. Okay. Let's go.
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I guess it's just
you and me, Leo.
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A whole pan of lasagna wasted,
and it's a recession.
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Kitty, you don't understand.
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I understand that you need
to start acting like a parent.
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But we have different
responsibilities as parents.
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Your job is to tell him that
he's cute and to clean his ears.
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My job is to make him
a man, which he's not.
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Dad, I'm right here.
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Shut up, boy.
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You see how he shuts up?
That's not right.
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I give up.
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Wow, she seems mad.
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She'll burn it off
on her Exercycle.
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We really did freak out
those guys tonight, huh?
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Now, it's time
to go after Kelso.
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The head dummy.
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And we're gonna have the
junior dummies help us out.
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You know what?
We make a good team.
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It's like I'm Batman, and
you're... No. You're Batman.
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Hey, Donna?
Wait. Where's Leo?
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Oh, he left.
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He asked if he could try on my
dad's clothes, and I said no, so he left.
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What? He left?
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That jerk.
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What a bad friend.
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Jackie, you left, too.
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I know, I know.
Look, that's why I'm here.
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I was at the mall signing autographs
for a bunch of sixth graders.
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You know, "Go, Cowboys.
Love, Jackie."
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And then I saw this
little girl crying
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'cause she couldn't
find her mom,
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and she reminded me
of you, so I felt bad.
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Jackie, that's so sweet.
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So what happened with the
little girl? She find her mom?
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You know? I don't know.
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I left her with the snow cone
guy. Yeah. She smelled like poo.
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Look, anyways, my point is,
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you know, since you don't
have your mom around anymore,
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you need a girl in your life
to look after you.
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And that's gonna be me.
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Unless I smell like poo.
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Right.
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So when Kelso gets here,
he'll walk by the driveway,
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which we've iced down
with the hose.
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And he'll see a nudie
magazine lying there,
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which is perfect for Kelso,
because he can never resist a boob.
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Well, who among us can?
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Right.
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So, he'll sprint towards it,
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slip on the ice, and slide
into a giant pile of mud.
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Get ready.
I hear footsteps.
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What are we looking at?
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Kelso?
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Wait, wait. If you're here,
then who's in the driveway?
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Oh, crap!
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Well, the driveway
was all icy, and I fell.
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I think I heard a pop.
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Mrs. Forman,
we are so sorry.
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Mom, are you okay?
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Okay. Fez, grab her legs.
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Get away from her!
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Eric, you're grounded
for a week.
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But this prank was your idea!
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Fine. Two weeks!
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And the rest of you, get the
hell outta here. Go on, now.
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Well, this was another prank?
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See what happens
when you act like a jackass?
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Kitty, I am so sorry.
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And I promise,
no more pranks, ever.
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Okay.
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So, we're done here.
Wait!
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You're not hurt.
You were faking it.
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Oh, don't sound so surprised.
I fake things plenty.
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Wait. So you're
not hurt at all?
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Nope.
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Wow. You out-pranked Dad.
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No, no, no. It wasn't a prank.
It was a lesson.
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And yes, I did.
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So, you're the best Forman.
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You're Batman.
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Now you know.