1 00:00:05,173 --> 00:00:07,008 Hey, guys. 2 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:09,093 It is literally a million degrees out. 3 00:00:10,386 --> 00:00:13,139 I'm wearing shorts in January! 4 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:15,016 Have you ever seen prettier legs on a fellow? 5 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,979 Michael, we'll admire your legs later. 6 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,605 Snow Prom is tomorrow. 7 00:00:20,647 --> 00:00:22,999 We need to keep up our campaign for Snow Queen and Snow King. 8 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:26,194 Jackie, I did campaign. I wrote our names all over the place. 9 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:28,029 Kelso, you peed in the snow. 10 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:31,616 In cursive! 11 00:00:33,368 --> 00:00:34,494 It was awesome. 12 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:39,415 Okay, look, you may not take this seriously, but I do. 13 00:00:39,457 --> 00:00:42,002 I used to be a rich, popular girl. 14 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:45,045 But now that my dad has cut me off, I'm not rich, 15 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:47,590 so I have to be twice as popular. 16 00:00:47,632 --> 00:00:50,468 Okay, maybe you should spend less time worrying about being popular 17 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:53,596 and more time being thoughtful, friendly, considerate. 18 00:00:53,638 --> 00:00:56,224 Okay, can I get a translation? Because that was gibberish. 19 00:00:57,642 --> 00:00:58,685 Come on, Michael. 20 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,521 Hey, you know what? 21 00:01:01,563 --> 00:01:04,232 We should all go to Snow Prom together, in one car. 22 00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:06,693 All of us hanging out, laughing, driving. 23 00:01:06,735 --> 00:01:08,862 Good times. 24 00:01:08,904 --> 00:01:10,071 You need a ride, don't you? 25 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:14,075 I so do. Pick me up at the radio station. 26 00:01:16,578 --> 00:01:17,858 All right. We'll all go together. 27 00:01:19,372 --> 00:01:22,667 Whoa, whoa. Hyde, you're going to a school dance? 28 00:01:22,709 --> 00:01:25,389 You're gonna stink-bomb the teachers' lounge, aren't you? I want in! 29 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:27,630 No, man, kid stuff. 30 00:01:27,672 --> 00:01:30,712 See, during the dance, I'm going to throw a party in Coach Ferguson's office. 31 00:01:31,843 --> 00:01:33,177 I'm bringing my best stuff. 32 00:01:33,219 --> 00:01:34,888 A party with your best stuff? 33 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:39,099 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 34 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:43,103 - You know it. - Oh, boy, you have a pinata? 35 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:51,529 It's weird. I feel like I'm forgetting something. 36 00:01:51,571 --> 00:01:55,283 I've got my watch, my wallet, my who-am-I-kidding condom. 37 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:04,250 Yeah, sounds like you got everything, except for a tall redhead. 38 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:06,669 Yeah. What man doesn't love a tall red... 39 00:02:06,711 --> 00:02:08,129 Oh, my God, Donna! 40 00:02:09,589 --> 00:02:10,589 I forgot Donna. 41 00:02:14,636 --> 00:02:16,512 ♪ Hanging out 42 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:20,141 ♪ Down the street 43 00:02:21,810 --> 00:02:23,895 ♪ The same old thing 44 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:27,398 ♪ We did last week 45 00:02:28,775 --> 00:02:32,779 ♪ Not a thing to do 46 00:02:32,821 --> 00:02:35,991 ♪ But talk to you 47 00:02:36,783 --> 00:02:38,451 ♪ We're all all right 48 00:02:38,493 --> 00:02:40,954 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 49 00:02:40,996 --> 00:02:43,123 Hello, Wisconsin! 50 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:58,054 Mr. Hyde? In school after hours? 51 00:02:58,096 --> 00:02:59,848 What, are you trying to establish an alibi? 52 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:07,063 Coach Ferguson, 53 00:03:07,105 --> 00:03:10,232 shouldn't you be on the football field, teaching boys to play with balls? 54 00:03:12,735 --> 00:03:14,654 Don't push my buttons, wiseacre. 55 00:03:18,491 --> 00:03:19,784 And there he goes. 56 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:23,449 I think now is a good time to go fumigate his office. 57 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:28,417 Oh. I have exciting news for you two. 58 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:31,295 Michael, you have been elected Snow King. 59 00:03:31,337 --> 00:03:33,213 Yeah! 60 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:37,844 And, Jackie, you are the new Snow Queen runner-up! 61 00:03:37,886 --> 00:03:40,471 Oh, my God! This is the happiest day of my life! 62 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:43,431 Wait, runner-up? 63 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:46,895 How could that be? 64 00:03:46,936 --> 00:03:48,312 There's been a mistake. 65 00:03:48,354 --> 00:03:50,439 It was fixed. 66 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:52,859 You poke me one more time, I'm gonna paddle you. 67 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:56,444 That'd be hot. 68 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,994 I have a serious announcement. 69 00:04:03,036 --> 00:04:06,581 A tornado warning has been issued. I'm told it's code red. 70 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:09,333 I don't know the codes, but red sounds serious. 71 00:04:13,546 --> 00:04:16,298 Michael, this is my worst nightmare. 72 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:18,259 A tornado is your worst nightmare? 73 00:04:19,552 --> 00:04:20,553 Mine's monsters. 74 00:04:23,014 --> 00:04:24,849 How could I be runner-up? 75 00:04:24,891 --> 00:04:27,977 If I'm not a rich, popular girl, I'm nothing. 76 00:04:28,019 --> 00:04:29,353 I'm like Donna. 77 00:04:31,106 --> 00:04:34,275 No, Jackie, you are the girlfriend to the Snow King. 78 00:04:37,153 --> 00:04:39,822 All right, now, as Snow King, I must lead my people to safety. 79 00:04:41,241 --> 00:04:44,285 All right, everyone! Everyone, follow me. 80 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,920 Remain calm, people! These are just sports balls! 81 00:04:56,214 --> 00:04:57,465 Everyone grab a ball! 82 00:05:11,437 --> 00:05:12,647 All right. 83 00:05:38,298 --> 00:05:42,051 I'm just so worried about Eric. 84 00:05:42,093 --> 00:05:44,887 A tornado in January? 85 00:05:44,929 --> 00:05:47,307 Yeah, life's full of surprises. 86 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,707 Like these two showing up 'cause they don't have a basement. 87 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:54,147 Surprise. 88 00:05:56,858 --> 00:05:58,400 Gee, Red, you seem grouchy. 89 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:00,945 Surprise! 90 00:06:06,159 --> 00:06:09,954 Red, if Eric gets caught in a tornado, he'll get blown to Canada. 91 00:06:09,996 --> 00:06:11,371 He's very light. 92 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:15,793 Kitty, the gym is the town's bomb shelter. 93 00:06:15,835 --> 00:06:17,377 He'll be fine. 94 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:20,506 I just hope he's not crying. 95 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,384 Everybody knows he's my kid. 96 00:06:26,262 --> 00:06:28,848 Okay, you're right. Eric's fine. 97 00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:30,683 Let's just talk about something else. 98 00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:38,733 Ooh, you know, Joanne taught me a lot about lady orgasms. 99 00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:47,783 They've been around longer than I thought. 100 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:58,711 Okay, so talking's bad. I know, charades. 101 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,548 - No, thanks. - What, are you chicken? 102 00:07:07,387 --> 00:07:09,013 Did you just call me "chicken"? 103 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:14,394 That's it. Move the couch, Kitty. She's going down. 104 00:07:28,783 --> 00:07:30,076 Oh, yeah. 105 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,621 Busted, hophead. 106 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,464 People of the make-out stairwell, 107 00:07:45,383 --> 00:07:47,218 this is your Snow King speaking. 108 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:50,972 Hit the lights, fool! 109 00:07:52,765 --> 00:07:56,185 No, there's a tornado. Everyone go to the gym. 110 00:07:56,227 --> 00:07:57,979 The Snow King has spoken! 111 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,568 All right. That's gross. Who threw the retainer? 112 00:08:05,111 --> 00:08:08,406 Oh, my God, Fez! A tornado? 113 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:11,492 This changes everything. This could be our last night here on earth. 114 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,495 Oh, no. I'm going to die a virgin. 115 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:22,170 Not if I have anything to say about it. 116 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:24,505 You can talk all you want, but there's a tornado coming. 117 00:08:26,966 --> 00:08:28,509 Fez, I mean, let's do it. 118 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:31,012 It? 119 00:08:32,805 --> 00:08:33,931 "It" it? 120 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:35,765 All right. 121 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:41,856 I'm going to need you. 122 00:08:45,318 --> 00:08:48,529 - Eric, you're here! - Donna, look, I'm sorry I'm late. 123 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:51,800 And I really did want to pick you up before the dance. So it's no big deal, really. 124 00:08:51,824 --> 00:08:54,076 No big deal? It's a huge deal. 125 00:08:54,118 --> 00:08:56,037 I was in the back filing records, 126 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:58,831 and suddenly everyone was gone, and I was stuck here alone. 127 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:01,542 And you risked the tornado for me. 128 00:09:04,462 --> 00:09:05,463 Tornado? 129 00:09:08,174 --> 00:09:09,550 What tornado... 130 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:13,554 Could stop me from helping you? 131 00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:18,059 So, uh, tell me, 132 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,561 um, is the tornado still, like, um... 133 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:21,882 Like, out there? 134 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:27,568 - Yeah. They say it's a biggie. - Oh. 135 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:29,778 Eric, are you okay? 136 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:34,783 Sure, it's just that now that I know you're okay, 137 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,952 I can finally start worrying about me. 138 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:43,501 And, see, the thing about me is, 139 00:09:43,543 --> 00:09:45,253 I don't wanna die. 140 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:55,678 So, 141 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:57,848 what to do? 142 00:10:01,352 --> 00:10:04,813 Let's see, there's you, there's me, candlelight. 143 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,460 You know, back in the old days we would have... 144 00:10:08,484 --> 00:10:10,903 - We're not doing that. - Uh-huh. Yep. Yeah. 145 00:10:14,407 --> 00:10:17,410 So quick to dismiss the thing you once ached for. 146 00:10:22,248 --> 00:10:23,791 You mean, cheese sticks? 147 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,089 If you want to call it that, sure. 148 00:10:40,308 --> 00:10:41,642 Gyrating. 149 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,728 Twisting. 150 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:47,315 Hips! You make me feel like hips! 151 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:50,276 Hah! 152 00:10:50,318 --> 00:10:52,069 Time! We win. 153 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,490 I was dancing! 154 00:10:56,991 --> 00:10:59,160 "You make me feel like hips"? 155 00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:06,250 It could have been a song. 156 00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:08,794 Is it hard to lose, Red? 'Cause you make it look so easy. 157 00:11:16,427 --> 00:11:17,886 You're in big trouble, bud. 158 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,306 You should suspend me. 159 00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:22,350 I need a vacation. 160 00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:28,105 A tornado's coming. It's code red. 161 00:11:28,147 --> 00:11:30,149 You know what that means. 162 00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:31,859 I think it's serious. 163 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:34,694 A tornado? 164 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:39,408 Deadly spirals of wind really freak me out. 165 00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:43,245 - All right, Coach Girlie. Calm down. - I can't die yet! 166 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:44,767 There's so much I haven't experienced. 167 00:11:46,499 --> 00:11:48,708 I bet I know one thing you haven't experienced. 168 00:11:56,217 --> 00:11:58,219 Tornadoes get a bad rap, man. 169 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,930 It's not like The Wizard of Oz. 170 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,641 I mean, where are the midgets? 171 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,186 I bet I could bench, like, 10 midgets. 172 00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:11,607 Hey, look at all this stuff you confiscated. 173 00:12:11,649 --> 00:12:12,732 Mine. 174 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:14,652 Mine. 175 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,112 Ooh, la, la! 176 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,489 Mine now. 177 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:23,661 Why am I not Snow Queen? 178 00:12:23,703 --> 00:12:27,331 For the last two weeks, I was nice to everybody. 179 00:12:27,373 --> 00:12:30,585 Well, maybe not the AV club, but I mean, come on. 180 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,672 Jackie, you can't just be nice for two weeks. 181 00:12:34,714 --> 00:12:36,965 You have to be nice all the time. 182 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,634 Or very handsome. 183 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,263 Oh! My banana nose! 184 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,765 I thought this was gone forever. 185 00:12:46,392 --> 00:12:48,269 It's still funny! 186 00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:52,940 Maybe Donna was right. 187 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:56,193 Maybe being popular isn't as important as being nice to people. 188 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:59,739 I mean, I know that sounds wrong, but anything's possible. 189 00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:05,160 Hey, Jackie, whatever makes you feel better about being a loser. 190 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,541 Hey, watch the banana nose! 191 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:18,798 Hey, Hyde, when this is all over, you think we'll still be friends? 192 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:22,386 Well, my head says no, 193 00:13:22,428 --> 00:13:24,804 but my heart says no. 194 00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:28,309 So, no. 195 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,187 Wonder what Donna and Forman are doing right now. 196 00:13:34,649 --> 00:13:36,233 This is the best tornado ever! 197 00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:39,819 I know! And who better to be stuck here with 198 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,657 than America's most beloved rock band, 199 00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:44,533 ladies and gentlemen, Aerosmith! 200 00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:51,873 As rock legends, we've had some pretty good times, 201 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:55,670 but it doesn't get any better than this. Hello, Wisconsin! 202 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,839 Yeah, I dig this joint, too. Hello, Wisconsin. 203 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,803 That was your Aerosmith? 204 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,596 You're bad at that. 205 00:14:05,638 --> 00:14:09,433 Steven Tyler is way cooler, and Joe Perry is so dreamy. 206 00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:12,812 God, you're bad at that. 207 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,481 What? That was dead-on! Right, guys? 208 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,401 I bought it. 209 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,991 You, uh, really think I'm dreamy? 210 00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:32,163 Whoa. 211 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,960 The station manager's stuff is way better than ours. 212 00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:41,006 Well, I lived my dream. Let's go. 213 00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:45,927 Oh, wait. We can't just leave Jackie here like that. 214 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:46,969 You're right. 215 00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:53,977 Okay, we're good. 216 00:15:01,819 --> 00:15:03,696 Oh, Toto. 217 00:15:03,738 --> 00:15:06,741 Losing Snow Queen has left me searching for guidance. 218 00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:09,117 Surely the Wizard of Oz can help. 219 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:16,751 Jackie, why'd you make me the Scarecrow? He needs a brain. 220 00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:18,919 No. No, I made you the Scarecrow 221 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,881 because you love chasing birds. 222 00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:24,952 - I do love chasing birds. - Okay. 223 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,546 Is this some kind of joke? 'Cause I'm not laughing. 224 00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:38,898 Kelso's the Scarecrow? Yeah. 225 00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:47,698 Look, guys! 226 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:49,199 I'm a bear. 227 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,122 Fez, you're the Cowardly Lion. 228 00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:58,667 But I wanna be a bear. 229 00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,836 At least you got a brain. 230 00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:02,212 This sucks. 231 00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:04,548 Will everyone just shut up? 232 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:07,635 When it's your dream, you could be whatever you want. 233 00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:09,970 I wanna be a bear. 234 00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:16,977 Jackie, what the hell? 235 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,987 She totally made you a witch. That's so awesome! 236 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:29,782 She made you a flying monkey. 237 00:16:30,783 --> 00:16:31,909 What? 238 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:34,995 Oh, crap! 239 00:16:35,788 --> 00:16:37,581 - Let's kick her ass! - Yeah. 240 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,546 Miss Wizard, I'm confused. 241 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,256 I lost Snow Queen. 242 00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:49,092 And now I'm wondering if titles and popularity 243 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:52,304 aren't as important as being a good person. 244 00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:54,556 Well, how do you know when you're a good person? 245 00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:57,685 When everyone likes you, right? When you're popular. 246 00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:01,146 And how do you know when you're popular? 247 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,690 Oh, my God! 248 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,775 When you win titles like Snow Queen! 249 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:09,488 Winning titles and being a good person are the same thing. 250 00:17:10,823 --> 00:17:13,074 So you go after that title, child. 251 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:16,620 Oh, I will, Miss Wizard. I will. 252 00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:20,415 And remember, if someone calls you shallow, they're just jealous. 253 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:21,737 They're just jealous... 254 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,306 Our own private stairwell. 255 00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:38,726 This is exactly how I pictured losing my virginity. 256 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:43,063 Except it was on a bed of flowers 257 00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:45,399 and there were two of you. 258 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:53,073 Tornado passed through, is heading to Illinois. 259 00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:55,868 Kiss my ass, Chicago! 260 00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:01,373 Oh, my God! We're safe. 261 00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:04,752 Sex just doesn't seem important anymore. 262 00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,629 I... I disagree. 263 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,719 And... And here's why. 264 00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:15,971 Let's go celebrate with everyone. 265 00:18:22,061 --> 00:18:24,221 Oh, you can make a tornado, but you can't let me do it? 266 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,984 Oh, you are not a just God! 267 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,236 Okay. 268 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,115 No six. 269 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,992 No six. 270 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:38,827 And 271 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:40,412 six! 272 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,752 Park Place. 273 00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:48,378 Pay up. 274 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,860 I told you we shouldn't spend all our money on Marvin Gardens. 275 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:57,638 Oh, and Baltic Avenue was such a help. 276 00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:02,476 I bought that with my beauty-contest winnings. 277 00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:08,732 Poor Red, losing again. 278 00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:11,819 While we have this large housing development 279 00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:15,072 that I like to call Joanne Land. 280 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:17,783 Where's Red Land? 281 00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:23,497 I'll tell you where it is. 282 00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:25,898 - It's right up your... - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 283 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,836 This just in. 284 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,964 The National Weather Service has canceled the tornado warning. 285 00:19:32,006 --> 00:19:35,759 And updating our top story, a local teen is in critical condition... 286 00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,218 Oh, game over. Call it a tie. 287 00:19:39,138 --> 00:19:42,016 - A tie? We had all the money. - So? 288 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,059 We had the get-out-of-jail-free card. 289 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,354 And you can't put a price on freedom. 290 00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:50,190 Night, night. 291 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:57,447 Look, Jackie, I know you're upset, 292 00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:00,951 and I don't know why you're not Snow Queen. 293 00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:03,871 But I do know this, I am Snow King. 294 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,209 So that's pretty cool. 295 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,963 Michael, I'm not upset. 296 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:15,132 I just had the best dream, 297 00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:17,217 and now I've got to campaign for next year. 298 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,928 Guys, how's my hair? 299 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,229 - Yeah, it's fantastic. - Wonderful. Wonderful. 300 00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:27,394 This was fun. 301 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,438 We haven't just hung out in, like, forever. 302 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,857 Plus, you're, like, my hero. 303 00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:34,484 Most guys would not risk a tornado for an ex-girlfriend. 304 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:35,610 Yeah. 305 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:49,331 Wow. 306 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,588 Yeah, well, I just wanted to kiss you 307 00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,299 before you found out that I went to the dance, 308 00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,736 forgot you, and I didn't know about the tornado. 309 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,220 Okay, this was swell. 310 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:04,598 Wait, wait, wait. 311 00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:07,559 So, you forgot me? 312 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,065 Okay, you're mad. 313 00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,527 Actually, no. 314 00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:19,463 I mean, if we were still dating, I'd be super pissed. 315 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:22,365 But we're not, so it's kind of funny. 316 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,661 You know what? Let me buy you a burger. 317 00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:32,227 I can't believe you totally snaked a kiss under false pretenses. 318 00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:33,771 Yeah, I'm a little proud of that, yeah. 319 00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:45,180 Well, I'm a lock for next year. 320 00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:47,515 I introduced myself to everyone, 321 00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:49,434 and I know they liked me, 322 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,603 'cause they laughed at everything I said. 323 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:57,400 I mean, I even shook hands with that nose-picking, chess-club guy. 324 00:21:58,693 --> 00:21:59,736 Ooh, I'd better wash up. 325 00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:06,367 - You ready? - Yeah.