1 00:00:04,506 --> 00:00:07,008 Hey, hey. Do you guys hear that? 2 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:09,010 That was me. I had hot dogs for lunch. 3 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:15,433 Not that. I'm talking about the sweet sound of no women. 4 00:00:16,893 --> 00:00:20,438 I never hear that. Jackie's voice is burnt into my brain. 5 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:24,359 I wish it would stop, but it won't. 6 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,278 Remember back in the day when it was just us guys? 7 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,447 - That was good times. - Or like desperate, 8 00:00:29,489 --> 00:00:33,326 "I don't care if she has a moustache, I'll take her anyway" times. 9 00:00:34,369 --> 00:00:37,288 You know what? I say, who needs women? 10 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:39,749 Come on. Let's get crazy. What was that? 11 00:00:39,791 --> 00:00:41,877 Did someone say mini golf? 12 00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:46,923 I'm still not allowed back in there. 13 00:00:46,965 --> 00:00:49,968 I mean, what's the point of having a windmill you can't ride? 14 00:00:51,344 --> 00:00:54,222 Oh, we could go beer bowling. That's always fun. 15 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:56,641 I am in, because beer makes you a better bowler. 16 00:00:56,683 --> 00:00:58,351 That's a proven fact. 17 00:01:00,353 --> 00:01:04,816 Wait. Do I have to use the Pink Ladies ball again? 18 00:01:04,858 --> 00:01:09,404 Now, Fez, why do you ask that question when you already know the answer? 19 00:01:09,445 --> 00:01:12,198 Pink ball only until I lose my virginity. 20 00:01:19,622 --> 00:01:20,622 Sorry. Them's the rules. 21 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:25,336 All right, fellows. You know the rules. 22 00:01:25,378 --> 00:01:28,715 You get a strike, you chug. You get a gutter ball, you chug. 23 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:34,012 You get a 7-10 split, seven to 10 chugs. 24 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:38,098 Hey, guys, look, I got 10-pound balls. 25 00:01:42,896 --> 00:01:45,105 Man, that joke never gets old. 26 00:01:46,608 --> 00:01:49,193 Hey, guys, my balls have holes in them. 27 00:01:58,202 --> 00:01:59,662 Now, why isn't that funny? 28 00:02:01,873 --> 00:02:05,418 This is living. A little bowling, a lot of beer, 29 00:02:06,461 --> 00:02:08,129 just us guys. 30 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:10,131 - Hey. - Hey. 31 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:16,012 Man, bowling-alley chicks are easy. 32 00:02:19,766 --> 00:02:22,143 ♪ Hanging out 33 00:02:23,645 --> 00:02:25,396 ♪ Down the street 34 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:29,150 ♪ The same old thing 35 00:02:30,693 --> 00:02:32,445 ♪ We did last week 36 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:37,283 ♪ Not a thing to do 37 00:02:38,034 --> 00:02:41,788 ♪ But talk to you 38 00:02:41,830 --> 00:02:43,665 ♪ We're all all right 39 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:45,249 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 40 00:02:46,084 --> 00:02:48,086 Hello, Wisconsin! 41 00:02:55,677 --> 00:02:58,054 Jill. Glad you could make it. 42 00:02:58,096 --> 00:02:59,896 Guys, this is Jill, the girl I told you about. 43 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,434 Oh, you're the one that hasn't put out yet. 44 00:03:13,111 --> 00:03:16,906 - Hi, nice to meet you. - You, too. 45 00:03:16,948 --> 00:03:19,199 - So, who's up first? - Me. 46 00:03:24,664 --> 00:03:25,957 Can I be next? 47 00:03:29,711 --> 00:03:33,506 Hey, buddy? Hyde? Buddy? Can I talk to you for a second, buddy? 48 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:37,719 Hyde, what's going on? 49 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,721 I thought this was supposed to be guys' night. 50 00:03:39,762 --> 00:03:42,158 Oh, don't worry about it, man. She's cool. She's like one of us. 51 00:03:42,182 --> 00:03:45,185 In three beers, she'll be belching like a Kennedy. 52 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:48,229 This is guys' night only, man. 53 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,731 Yeah, I say out with the whore. 54 00:03:53,735 --> 00:03:56,404 Hey, I'll buy the next round of beer. 55 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,114 The whore stays. 56 00:04:01,743 --> 00:04:03,244 Okay, good night, you two. 57 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:12,712 - Boy, that Joanne, she's something, huh? - Yeah, she's nice. I like her. 58 00:04:12,754 --> 00:04:15,048 Good. Good. Me, too. 59 00:04:15,090 --> 00:04:18,218 Not that I'm ready to jump into anything. I hate jumping. 60 00:04:18,259 --> 00:04:20,469 Makes me jiggle. 61 00:04:20,511 --> 00:04:23,848 But I won't like her if it bothers you. 62 00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:26,601 'Cause I know you've had a tough time since your mom left. 63 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:29,020 No, Dad, I think it's nice that you have a friend. 64 00:04:29,062 --> 00:04:31,064 - Really? - Yeah. 65 00:04:31,106 --> 00:04:33,506 I also think it's nice that you're bathing and shaving again. 66 00:04:34,984 --> 00:04:37,820 Yeah. That was a long eight weeks, wasn't it? 67 00:04:38,863 --> 00:04:40,281 So long. 68 00:04:46,204 --> 00:04:49,540 Boy, Kitty, you missed a great game. 69 00:04:49,582 --> 00:04:52,877 The Bucks made a last-second shot and sent those Lakers home 70 00:04:52,919 --> 00:04:56,422 with their tails between their California fruitcake asses. 71 00:04:59,008 --> 00:05:00,885 Go home, fruitcakes. 72 00:05:03,054 --> 00:05:08,935 I've never seen old Pastor Dave so excited. He swore at the referee. 73 00:05:08,977 --> 00:05:12,021 "Son of a stitch." I said, "Son of a stitch." 74 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:16,651 Oh, well. I'm sure that fooled God. 75 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:20,780 Hey, Dave, the Celtics are in town tomorrow. 76 00:05:20,822 --> 00:05:22,240 - You up for it? - I'm in. 77 00:05:22,282 --> 00:05:25,367 Oh, Pastor Dave, tomorrow's Sunday. 78 00:05:27,245 --> 00:05:32,250 - You have church on Sunday. - Right, church. Church, right. 79 00:05:32,292 --> 00:05:34,543 Well, just get someone to sub for you. 80 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:38,214 Every Sunday, I see six other guys up there in robes, 81 00:05:38,256 --> 00:05:40,675 who only shake themselves awake when the wine comes out. 82 00:05:42,677 --> 00:05:43,997 Any one of them could do your job. 83 00:05:46,306 --> 00:05:48,224 If God didn't want me to go to basketball, 84 00:05:48,266 --> 00:05:50,350 he wouldn't have made foam fingers so much fun. 85 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:55,231 Check it out. "The hand of God is pointing at you." 86 00:05:58,651 --> 00:06:00,486 Okay, see you at church. 87 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:09,745 Yes! Another strike for Forman. 88 00:06:12,707 --> 00:06:14,947 Man, is there anything better than bowling with the boys? 89 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,376 Yeah. 90 00:06:22,258 --> 00:06:26,179 - Making out with a chick. - Exactly. 91 00:06:26,221 --> 00:06:29,389 But first. Hey, Kelso, there are words on my balls. 92 00:06:36,147 --> 00:06:37,397 Let's go. 93 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:40,568 Fine. Go. 94 00:06:43,863 --> 00:06:45,841 But they're gonna miss the finest game of 10-pin since 95 00:06:45,865 --> 00:06:47,283 Marvelous Marv Winkleman, 96 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:50,494 Wisconsin's velvet thumb. 97 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:55,583 Yes! That's another strike! 98 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:59,419 You guys, I'm in some kind of beery zone. 99 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:06,802 All right. That's it. 100 00:07:07,929 --> 00:07:10,890 Hey, Jill? Hey, thanks for stopping by. 101 00:07:10,932 --> 00:07:13,184 Hyde, wipe your mouth. Let's go. 102 00:07:18,731 --> 00:07:20,566 I was gonna go home with Jill. 103 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:22,443 Well, we came together, Hyde, so... 104 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:27,531 I kind of think we should leave together. 105 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:29,992 Fine. Steven, call me later. 106 00:07:34,997 --> 00:07:37,458 Forman, what the hell are you doing, man? 107 00:07:37,792 --> 00:07:39,543 Me? 108 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:42,546 You spent all night making out with little Miss Can't-Find-a-Bra. 109 00:07:44,215 --> 00:07:45,758 Hey. 110 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,552 - Come on. You made me the third wheel. - Who cares, man? 111 00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:51,973 Her parents are out of town, and they got a waterbed. 112 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:56,060 But you killed that dream. I'm out of here. 113 00:07:56,102 --> 00:07:59,272 But you don't get to storm out, okay? I storm out. 114 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:20,376 - Hiya, princess. - Rhonda? 115 00:08:21,377 --> 00:08:22,962 What are you doing here? 116 00:08:23,004 --> 00:08:25,506 Waiting for Fez, chomping some cheese curls. 117 00:08:26,966 --> 00:08:29,510 You know what? Michael doesn't tell me where he goes, either. 118 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:30,845 I hate that. 119 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:33,264 Kelso and Fez are on their way back from bowling. 120 00:08:33,306 --> 00:08:34,515 They want to make out. 121 00:08:41,397 --> 00:08:42,597 Wait. How'd you know all this? 122 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,778 Let's French, ladies. 123 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:51,073 Michael, she's in the loop. Why am I not in the loop? 124 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:53,659 All right. Look, Jackie. 125 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:56,829 I don't know what loop you're talking about, but... 126 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:03,252 If she's already in it, I don't think there's gonna be room for you, too. 127 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:14,930 Donna. Well, you're up early. 128 00:09:16,057 --> 00:09:19,560 - Surprisingly early. - You slept here? 129 00:09:21,062 --> 00:09:24,357 Already? You just met. 130 00:09:27,151 --> 00:09:29,945 Listen, Donna, I'm gonna be honest with you. 131 00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:34,783 Your father and I have started an intimate relationship. 132 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:37,412 And, you know, it's still a little awkward for us. 133 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:40,289 Emotionally, not physically. 134 00:09:40,331 --> 00:09:45,169 - Well, a little... - I think I might be sick. 135 00:09:45,211 --> 00:09:47,796 Look, I know this is a lot for you to take in right now. 136 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:50,591 But I think it would be better for all of us to just stop the charade 137 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,301 and get it all out in the open. 138 00:09:55,388 --> 00:09:58,140 Joanne. When did you get here? 139 00:10:00,059 --> 00:10:01,477 Oh, my God. 140 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:04,564 Oh, look at the time. 141 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:11,237 And on a personal note, I have an announcement to make. 142 00:10:11,279 --> 00:10:15,657 I have always found happiness in serving the good people of Point Place. 143 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:18,494 But after talking to a dear friend, 144 00:10:18,536 --> 00:10:21,914 I realized the church is just not where the party is, 145 00:10:22,957 --> 00:10:23,957 if you know what I mean. 146 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,087 So I'm resigning as your pastor, 147 00:10:28,129 --> 00:10:30,672 thanks to my friend Red Forman. 148 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:35,928 Red, give the crowd a wave. 149 00:10:45,271 --> 00:10:49,108 Well, if you weren't going to hell before, you're going first class now. 150 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,027 Go, Bucks! 151 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:01,162 Kelso, you should tell Jackie where you go. 152 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:04,165 That way, when she wants to do it, she can find you and do it. 153 00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:07,335 Boy, do I want to do it. 154 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:14,634 Fez, the foundation of every good relationship is three words. 155 00:11:15,134 --> 00:11:16,760 "I don't know." 156 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,849 "Where are you going?" "I don't know." 157 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,852 "What are you thinking about?" "I don't know." 158 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,647 "Who's that under you?" "I don't know." 159 00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,816 You see, it's bulletproof. 160 00:11:32,193 --> 00:11:35,737 - Why are you friends with him? - I don't know. 161 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:44,788 Hyde, what the hell? What is she doing in my seat? 162 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:50,044 I don't know. That's a good one, Kelso. 163 00:11:51,671 --> 00:11:54,256 Just sit on the floor. 164 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:56,008 The floor? Why don't I sit on the floor? 165 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:59,387 Visitors get the floor, all right? And that's you, Terri Tube Top. 166 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:03,307 Oh, and by the way, it's winter. 167 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,394 You're a drag. 168 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:09,397 Okay, sayonara, Yoko. 169 00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:14,610 What? We're kind of the Beatles. 170 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:27,081 So it's just supposed to be guys' night out, right? 171 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:30,834 And in walks Hyde's skank of the week to wreck it all. 172 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:35,256 Years of friendship trumped by one pair of lopsided boobs. 173 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,841 Yeah, that's right. I noticed, but I didn't say anything. 174 00:12:38,718 --> 00:12:40,469 Because I'm nice. 175 00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:45,933 I had to talk to my dad's new girlfriend about the sex they had last night. 176 00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:51,313 Yeah, okay, you win. 177 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:53,815 You know, at first I thought it was great my dad had a friend. 178 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,775 But when I found out they were doing it, 179 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,153 it took things to, like, a sick place, you know? 180 00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:02,824 And it really made me realize that my mom is gone. 181 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,660 Like, gone. 182 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:07,871 Maybe you should say something. 183 00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:09,957 No. He's been through so much. 184 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:12,876 I mean, I want him to be happy, you know? 185 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:16,046 Yeah. So Bob's sleeping with Joanne, huh? 186 00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:23,512 God, am I, like, the only guy in Point Place who's not getting any? 187 00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:26,599 Yes. Yes, you are. 188 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:32,020 - And you think that's funny? - Yes. Yes, I do. 189 00:13:38,778 --> 00:13:43,532 Mrs. Candiotti just told me to shove a very holy book in a very unholy place. 190 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:52,708 Nice going, Red. The whole church hates us now. 191 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:56,086 Kitty, I had nothing to do with Dave leaving the church. 192 00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,840 You know, God works in mysterious ways. 193 00:14:02,677 --> 00:14:05,845 - "Let he who is without..." - Oh, can it. 194 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:12,102 Well, the torch-carrying mob will be here any minute. Better turn on the light. 195 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:17,650 They won't need a light. They've got torches. 196 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:34,375 Rhonda? How'd you get in here? 197 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:35,876 I used my key. 198 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:44,510 Michael, why does she have a key and I don't? 199 00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:47,346 Well, it's not because everyone doesn't want you to have one. 200 00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:50,349 That's for sure. 201 00:14:57,565 --> 00:15:00,984 Don't sweat it, small stuff. We're all part of the gang. 202 00:15:01,819 --> 00:15:04,405 Excuse me? 203 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:08,826 No. I had to kiss butt for, like, a year to be a part of this gang. 204 00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:13,997 That was you being nice? 205 00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:18,919 Good God. She thinks she was being nice? 206 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:25,008 Look, all I know is you are not a part of this gang. 207 00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:26,719 Really? 208 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:31,640 Well, Snow White. 209 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:38,355 Why don't we wrestle for it? And if I win, I'm in. 210 00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:40,982 Street rules. No tap-outs. 211 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:43,903 - Okay, okay, you're in. - Yeah. I'm in. 212 00:15:47,782 --> 00:15:51,952 That's nice, but maybe you should wrestle her anyways. 213 00:15:55,623 --> 00:15:56,957 Oh, yeah! 214 00:16:00,753 --> 00:16:03,297 All right. Shirts off. Let's get it on! 215 00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:09,887 Oh, good. You're both here. 216 00:16:09,929 --> 00:16:14,683 Look, I know you two are together and, Dad, I want you to be happy. 217 00:16:15,935 --> 00:16:17,978 But I just don't think I'm ready for this. 218 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,898 Joanne, when did you get here? 219 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,692 - Dad. - Bob. 220 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:28,572 All right. Donna, what do you want us to do? 221 00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:32,868 - You want us to stop seeing each other? - No. No. It's just that... 222 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:37,038 Well, could you go back to lying to me? 223 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:42,002 I mean, that seemed to work. 224 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,421 I am always in favor of lying when it comes to children. 225 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:50,260 Bob, we were honest with Donna and now she's being honest with us. 226 00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,930 We'll hold off on the overnight visits for a while. 227 00:16:52,972 --> 00:16:56,099 Thank you. Thanks. That's really... Thanks. 228 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:02,857 Well, if you're not staying the night, we'd better get upstairs. 229 00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:09,530 Oh, hey, Hyde. Is that you? 230 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:12,282 I didn't recognize you without skankarilla hanging off your face. 231 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:20,081 You still on this? It's like having a wife. 232 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,335 Listen, don't flatter yourself. 233 00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,297 I'd only marry someone who's nice to his friends. 234 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,131 Her friends. Shut up. The... 235 00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:32,302 - The point is... - Yeah, man, I get the point. 236 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:34,388 And you can drop it, all right? She dumped me. 237 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,598 - What? - Yeah. She said she didn't like you. 238 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,476 I told her, "Too bad. We're friends." And that was it. 239 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:46,233 Oh, man, I feel terrible. Is there anything I can do? 240 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:49,110 I don't know, man. I kind of really liked her. 241 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,990 Hey, how does 10 bucks sound? 242 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:03,959 - Forman, 10 lousy bucks can't replace Jill. - Yeah. 243 00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:09,297 - How about 20? - Jill who? 244 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:17,014 - Hey, Red. - Dave, what's with you? 245 00:18:17,056 --> 00:18:19,099 You don't just up and leave the church 246 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:22,811 because I invited you to a basketball game on Sunday. 247 00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:24,646 Red, you said it yourself. 248 00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,441 There are six guys who would take my place. No one would notice. 249 00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:31,028 Sit down, Dave. 250 00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:35,115 Let me tell you a little story about three bags of dog crap. 251 00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:40,370 One on my front porch, one in my mailbox, 252 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,873 and one in the backseat of my car, 253 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:48,796 all from people who are so upset about losing you 254 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:53,133 that they are willing to find, handle, and bag dog crap. 255 00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:57,137 Really? 256 00:18:57,178 --> 00:19:01,058 My congregation has turned to vandalism and petty harassment on account of me? 257 00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,852 I am truly blessed. 258 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,272 - Then you're staying? - Yeah. 259 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,817 Good. Now, come on. 260 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:14,404 Let's celebrate by returning those bags to their rightful owner. 261 00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:18,826 Like it says in the Bible, "As you sow, so shall you reap." 262 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:21,954 Jesus was talking about love, but it works for doggy doo, I think. 263 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,048 Jill, what are you doing here? 264 00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:35,009 All right. I confess. T'was me. 265 00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:40,639 - I asked Jill to meet us here. - Jill, Hyde's my friend. 266 00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:41,908 That's no reason to break up with him. 267 00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:44,726 What? He broke up with me. 268 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:48,229 He said he had to spend time with you because of some brain inflammation 269 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,940 that made you act like a dill-hole. 270 00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:58,365 But I don't have a brain thing. 271 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,534 He forgets he has it. It's part of the disease. 272 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:05,080 - Why did you lie to me? - Yeah, and me. 273 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:11,879 The thing is you like the Little River Band. 274 00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:17,634 I mean, I can't be with a girl who likes the Little River Band. 275 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:20,761 Yeah, take that, missy. 276 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:27,102 And you. You wouldn't shut up about me making out on guys' night, 277 00:20:27,144 --> 00:20:31,356 which wouldn't have bothered you if you had a tongue stuck down your throat. 278 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,692 So for the love of God, man, find a tongue. 279 00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,363 I do need a tongue. 280 00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:44,119 Hey, Jill, I like the Little River Band. 281 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:51,251 - You're both freaks. - Nice try. 282 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,048 Hey, what are you guys doing here? 283 00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:58,341 Jackie and Rhonda are all mad at us. 284 00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:01,178 We encourage one little topless girl fight. 285 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,598 And then all the sudden, we're the jerks. 286 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:10,020 - So let's bowl. - Hey, guys, look, I got 10-pound balls. 287 00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:17,027 Hey, guys, my balls are black and blue. 288 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,279 Good one. 289 00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,616 - That's nice. - That's funny. 290 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:23,657 That was good. 291 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,287 My balls are finally funny. 292 00:21:58,152 --> 00:21:59,653 No, no, no. No tap-outs, you girls. 293 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,701 Yes! We have a winner!