1 00:00:03,755 --> 00:00:06,758 Elke Sommer to block. Elke Sommer to block. 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,760 Oh, you stupid son of a bitch. 3 00:00:16,309 --> 00:00:19,061 Donna loved Hollywood Squares. 4 00:00:20,772 --> 00:00:23,107 Oh, Forman, come on, man. Give it a rest, huh? 5 00:00:23,149 --> 00:00:24,789 So you're single now. That's a good thing. 6 00:00:25,652 --> 00:00:27,487 Now you're like me, man. 7 00:00:27,529 --> 00:00:31,032 You're free to be with lots of subpar, somewhat sleazy chicks. 8 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:34,243 It's Christmas, baby. 9 00:00:35,871 --> 00:00:38,957 Oh, you disguise your heart, Hyde, 10 00:00:38,999 --> 00:00:42,002 but I know you need love. 11 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:46,381 - Why is that? - 'Cause I need it. 12 00:00:48,967 --> 00:00:52,052 All right, I'm going to work before you two start braiding each other's hair. 13 00:00:56,558 --> 00:01:00,102 You know what? I wish for once Hyde would fall in love, you know? 14 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:01,938 So we could make fun of him. 15 00:01:01,980 --> 00:01:04,065 We'd be all, "Hey, everyone... 16 00:01:07,944 --> 00:01:09,612 "Hyde's in love." 17 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:18,245 Burn. 18 00:01:19,998 --> 00:01:23,292 Oh, I know. Let's get Hyde a woman. 19 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:25,837 We can have a let's-get-Hyde-a-woman party. 20 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:31,091 And we can have food and music and, uh... 21 00:01:32,886 --> 00:01:34,345 - Women? - That's it. 22 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,226 ♪ Hanging out 23 00:01:42,228 --> 00:01:44,188 ♪ Down the street 24 00:01:45,774 --> 00:01:48,109 ♪ The same old thing 25 00:01:49,402 --> 00:01:51,237 ♪ We did last week 26 00:01:52,739 --> 00:01:56,117 ♪ Not a thing to do 27 00:01:57,243 --> 00:02:00,663 ♪ But talk to you 28 00:02:00,705 --> 00:02:02,540 ♪ We're all all right 29 00:02:02,582 --> 00:02:04,793 ♪ We're all all right ♪ 30 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:07,128 Hello, Wisconsin! 31 00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:14,886 This party is a great idea. 32 00:02:14,928 --> 00:02:17,346 I'm gonna find the perfect match for Steven. 33 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:19,724 After all, my nickname is "the queen of romance." 34 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:22,143 No one calls you that. 35 00:02:24,479 --> 00:02:27,523 Now, we will each bring no less than two 36 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:31,653 and no more than five girls to the party for Hyde, okay? 37 00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:34,906 I will console the rejects with a hot oil massage. 38 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:40,536 I will be nude. 39 00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:42,890 Well, I'm out of here. The radio station's giving away a van 40 00:02:42,914 --> 00:02:45,500 and I got to work. I will be clothed. 41 00:02:46,751 --> 00:02:50,088 Well, I think it's a great idea. 42 00:02:50,130 --> 00:02:52,841 Steven is almost a man and he needs to meet a girl 43 00:02:52,882 --> 00:02:55,093 who will help him find his way. 44 00:02:56,511 --> 00:02:59,305 Yeah, a girl helped me find my way to hell! 45 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:00,389 I'm in hell. 46 00:03:02,684 --> 00:03:06,771 Oh, you're not in hell. If you're too hot, take off your sweater. 47 00:03:06,813 --> 00:03:09,941 - So, it's settled. We'll have the party here. - No, Kitty. 48 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,903 I don't know what you're talking about, but no. 49 00:03:15,446 --> 00:03:17,949 Yes. We're having a little party for Steven 50 00:03:17,991 --> 00:03:20,200 so he can meet his Miss Right. 51 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:25,957 Why is it here? Why is it always here? 52 00:03:25,999 --> 00:03:28,477 Well, what do you want them to do, have the party in the street? 53 00:03:28,501 --> 00:03:29,919 Yes. 54 00:03:31,337 --> 00:03:34,215 They puke in the street, the city cleans it up. 55 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:39,387 Oh, man! 56 00:03:42,140 --> 00:03:46,186 Oh, I hope I win this van. I really need a place to do it with Jackie. 57 00:03:47,979 --> 00:03:51,357 Okay, listen up, everybody. The rules are simple. 58 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:54,694 You place one hand on the van. 59 00:03:54,736 --> 00:03:58,073 If you remove your hand for any reason, you're out. 60 00:03:58,114 --> 00:04:02,243 Last person to remove his hand wins the van. Any questions? 61 00:04:03,536 --> 00:04:04,662 You're out. 62 00:04:06,081 --> 00:04:09,000 - Any other questions? - Don't start without me, Max. 63 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:10,168 Oh, God. 64 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:15,423 Hello. 65 00:04:17,092 --> 00:04:22,430 My name is Daniel and I've won every WFPP contest 66 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:27,102 since the Weber Gas Grill Trampoline Bounce of 1972. 67 00:04:28,937 --> 00:04:32,941 I'm unbeatable. So the choice is yours, 68 00:04:32,982 --> 00:04:35,568 joy or despair, 69 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:38,988 pleasure or pain, 70 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:44,452 life or death. 71 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:47,997 I am Daniel! 72 00:04:49,916 --> 00:04:51,292 And I cannot be beaten. 73 00:04:58,716 --> 00:05:00,802 Look at what I brought. 74 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:10,645 - Big Rhonda? - Uh-huh. 75 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,023 There goes the keg. 76 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:19,195 Everybody, look who's here. 77 00:05:21,281 --> 00:05:25,034 A caring, intelligent, snazzy young man, 78 00:05:25,076 --> 00:05:27,787 Steven Hyde. 79 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:32,792 Um, thanks. 80 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:36,212 Hey, man, what's going on? 81 00:05:36,254 --> 00:05:38,065 I thought we were watching Saturday Night Live. 82 00:05:38,089 --> 00:05:41,759 Yeah, change of plans. We're having a party with girls, 83 00:05:41,801 --> 00:05:44,344 a keg and girls. 84 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:48,266 For no reason whatsoever. 85 00:05:48,308 --> 00:05:49,851 Great. 86 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:51,393 And there's no agenda. 87 00:05:52,979 --> 00:05:54,480 All right. 88 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:56,524 Stop grilling me, you bastard. 89 00:06:03,823 --> 00:06:06,659 - Hi, Melissa. How's the contest going? - Lame. 90 00:06:06,701 --> 00:06:08,995 But at least the boneheads are entertaining. 91 00:06:09,037 --> 00:06:11,247 Check out that idiot's 'fro. 92 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:14,374 Hey, that's my dad. 93 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:16,752 Oh! Uh... 94 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:18,754 No. Okay, yeah, you're right. 95 00:06:20,173 --> 00:06:21,757 So, hey, what are you doing tonight? 96 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:25,678 We're in Wisconsin, so nothing. 97 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,698 Well, I'm going to this party. It's in a stinky basement 98 00:06:27,722 --> 00:06:28,824 and they'll have a stolen keg. 99 00:06:28,848 --> 00:06:30,390 - I'm in. - Cool. 100 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:39,817 Hey, Dad. I brought you some mints and your Afro pick. 101 00:06:39,859 --> 00:06:42,402 Oh, thank God, Donna. My hair was starting to look silly. 102 00:06:47,158 --> 00:06:50,536 Hey, check out the redhead. 103 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:53,706 That redhead is my baby girl, Donna. I'm her dad. 104 00:06:54,999 --> 00:06:57,377 I want Donna to call me "Daddy." 105 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:04,133 - That's it! - Ah, Bob. 106 00:07:04,175 --> 00:07:07,427 You took your hand off the van. You lose. 107 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:13,809 - This isn't over. - It is, for you. 108 00:07:14,894 --> 00:07:15,894 Get out of here. 109 00:07:23,403 --> 00:07:26,447 And so begins the battle of wits. 110 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:29,450 Oh, man, I've never been good at wits. 111 00:07:30,743 --> 00:07:31,953 Really? 112 00:07:41,087 --> 00:07:43,798 So, chips and dip, huh? 113 00:07:47,093 --> 00:07:48,428 Yuh-huh. 114 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:53,182 And the words kind of sound alike, so that's always fun. 115 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,814 Look, no offense, but I'm really not in the mood for talking. 116 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:03,401 I just broke up with my girlfriend, so... 117 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:05,903 Oh. 118 00:08:06,946 --> 00:08:08,364 You poor thing. 119 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:14,912 You know, you have these sad lips that are just so hot. 120 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:20,501 Really? 121 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:27,091 I may not be popular, but if given the chance, 122 00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:29,427 I'll put out something fierce. 123 00:08:42,815 --> 00:08:44,025 Psst! 124 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:45,901 Psst! 125 00:08:47,362 --> 00:08:48,529 How's it going? 126 00:08:51,199 --> 00:08:54,535 Great, great, great, great. 'Cause, see, at first, 127 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:57,705 I thought I should wear my hair up. But, let's be honest, 128 00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:00,749 my hair is one of my top five features, so, voila, it's down. 129 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:08,549 Psst! Psst! 130 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:13,554 Hyde, allow me to introduce you to a special lady. 131 00:09:15,056 --> 00:09:18,684 So, we meet every week to pray and discuss scripture. You in? 132 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:24,023 I used to date your dad. Isn't that a turn-on? 133 00:09:27,235 --> 00:09:29,862 It's not like head cheerleader's always the most talented, 134 00:09:29,904 --> 00:09:32,865 but in my case, it's true. 135 00:09:32,907 --> 00:09:35,868 I have to date guys who aren't as good-looking as me, 136 00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:37,870 otherwise, I'd never date. 137 00:09:41,165 --> 00:09:42,791 You gonna eat that? 138 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:49,798 I know you're really angry and emotionally crippled, but that's okay, 139 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,800 'cause my boyfriend's in jail. 140 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,349 My turn-offs include people who are mean to puppies 141 00:09:58,391 --> 00:10:01,060 and people who smoke. 142 00:10:01,102 --> 00:10:04,646 Or don't smoke? Or smoke? 143 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:08,568 Wait, do you smoke? 144 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:11,446 Okay, so guess which leg's real. 145 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:18,827 I'm so glad I finally got to meet you, 146 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:20,389 'cause I've, like, always been afraid of you 147 00:10:20,413 --> 00:10:22,415 and I like to be scared. 148 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:30,965 So, what do you think? 149 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:35,803 You know, I think, if I time this right, 150 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:39,723 I can nail every single one of these girls tonight. 151 00:10:41,476 --> 00:10:43,769 No, no, no, no, no. You're supposed to pick just one, 152 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,646 to love, not nail. Love. 153 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,192 Yeah, right. 154 00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:54,863 Okay, listen to me, Johnny Cool. I threw this party for you, 155 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:57,658 so you can find one girlfriend to love you. And that is all. One. 156 00:10:59,994 --> 00:11:01,287 You set this up? 157 00:11:01,329 --> 00:11:03,831 Yeah, we all thought you needed help finding a quality woman. 158 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:07,001 What? Man, you sit around and talk about me? 159 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,670 Is that what's going on? Look, I don't want your help. 160 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:13,673 I give and I do, and I do and I give. 161 00:11:15,468 --> 00:11:18,513 And for what? For nothing. 162 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:21,932 Well, I'm done. Go. 163 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,979 - But, Fez... - I said, go. 164 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:36,572 - Hey, Hyde. - Hey. 165 00:11:36,614 --> 00:11:38,698 This is Melissa. She just moved here from Chicago. 166 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,284 We work at the radio station together. 167 00:11:40,326 --> 00:11:42,411 Melissa, this is Hyde. 168 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,789 You're not leaving already, are you? 169 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:48,626 Uh, no, I came out to get some fresh air. 170 00:11:50,503 --> 00:11:52,463 It's, uh... It's fresher out here, the air. 171 00:11:55,383 --> 00:11:59,595 - I like air. How about you? - Air's okay. 172 00:11:59,637 --> 00:12:01,805 You know what's really good? Water. 173 00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:05,643 That's really... 174 00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:22,826 This summer I'm gonna visit my aunt in Mississippi. 175 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,746 Oh, you're going away? That is sad. 176 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,585 Hey, you should come with me, chocolate milk. 177 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:39,051 When I looked across the room, I saw a guy who was wounded. 178 00:12:39,093 --> 00:12:42,638 A guy who sits in the dark, waiting for the light to find him again. 179 00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:50,145 If only I could find this light you speak of, 180 00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:54,858 then maybe, just maybe, 181 00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:57,777 my pain might go away. 182 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:03,492 - Would it help if I held you? - I doubt it. 183 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,288 But let's try, Katie. 184 00:13:08,581 --> 00:13:10,291 Yeah, lower. Yeah. 185 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:16,922 - I am so disgusted. - Oh, I know. 186 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,592 There are way too many girls at this party. 187 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,429 I can't even smell my own perfume. 188 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,724 Well, you're the only one. 189 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:32,772 You know, you may not even be the prettiest girl here. 190 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,106 You shut your hole. 191 00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:42,156 I am pretty. Unsure. 192 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,742 Must find Michael. 193 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:53,668 Hi. You know, I'm a guy 194 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:56,044 who's wounded. 195 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,008 - So, I'm gonna go grab a beer. - Thanks. 196 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,551 Get one for yourself, too. 197 00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:05,471 No, I... 198 00:14:06,639 --> 00:14:07,723 Can... 199 00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:13,853 - Can I get you a beer? - There you go. Thanks. 200 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:26,033 A toast to all my good friends. 201 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,744 I will miss you when I blow out of this burg 202 00:14:29,662 --> 00:14:31,872 with the beautiful Big Rhonda. 203 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,545 Now it's off to Mississyphilis! 204 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,887 Oh, no, Red, they've been drinking. 205 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:50,891 Well, well, what do you know? 206 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,439 Here, Kelso. 207 00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,983 Thought you might need some coffee to keep you going. 208 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,489 Hey, you know what would be fun? 209 00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:08,534 Seeing which one of us could drink the most coffee, huh? 210 00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:12,913 Oh, no. You'll just lose. 211 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,916 No, I would not. I could so beat you. 212 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:19,503 - Well, I doubt that. - Oh, you're going down. 213 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:27,135 - That's my six to your one! - Yeah, you really whipped me. 214 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:32,349 Kelso, have you ever been to Niagara Falls? 215 00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:33,684 - Uh-uh. - Mmm. 216 00:15:33,726 --> 00:15:37,396 Don't you like the soothing sound of water? 217 00:15:37,438 --> 00:15:40,982 - Yeah, I guess. - You ever sat beside a babbling brook, 218 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:46,196 listening to the beautiful, steady stream of water? 219 00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:48,532 Well, I... Okay, I don't know if you realize this, 220 00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:51,660 but all this talk about water is really making me have to go pee. 221 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,412 Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. 222 00:15:53,454 --> 00:15:56,957 Yeah, I can see that "urine" a lot of pain. 223 00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:03,046 Yeah, well, you better shut up, 'cause you're gonna have to go, too. 224 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,966 That's where you're wrong. I am going. 225 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:21,022 I know I just met her, Mr. Red, but I love her. 226 00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:25,068 She is sturdy. 227 00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:28,989 I want to climb her. 228 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,244 You're just desperate to give it away, aren't you, son? 229 00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,670 Yes, yes, I am. 230 00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:48,425 Look, there are two things 231 00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:50,719 that you need to learn about women. 232 00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:54,014 Oh, finally, the sex talk. 233 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:57,726 First, if a woman outweighs you by 30 pounds, 234 00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:01,271 you're in for trouble. 235 00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:04,149 Well, I'll put on weight, I'll bridge the gap. 236 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,568 Which brings me to my second point. 237 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:11,615 When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. 238 00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:16,036 But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass. 239 00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:25,128 - Michael. - Jackie. 240 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:28,382 - I thought you were at the party. - No, it was awful. 241 00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:31,051 Do you know what it's like to be the prettiest girl at a party 242 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,970 and not have anyone acknowledge it? 243 00:17:33,888 --> 00:17:35,514 Yes, I do. 244 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:42,062 - Michael, am I pretty? - Oh, come on, cupcake, 245 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:46,191 you are the prettiest girl in Point Place. 246 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,528 - No, you know what? In Wisconsin. - Nice one, Pinocchio. 247 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:56,493 - Am I prettier than Pam Macey? - Of course. 248 00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:59,872 - Am I prettier than Farrah Fawcett? - Oh, all right, come on, 249 00:17:59,914 --> 00:18:01,790 she's like a perfect 10 250 00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,251 and you are an 11. 251 00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:08,088 - Am I prettier than... - Oh, my God. 252 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:13,719 Am I prettier than the girl with the feathered hair at the supermarket? 253 00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:16,680 Okay, okay, the blonde-haired one or the brown-haired one? 254 00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:19,058 Well, does it matter? 255 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:22,269 No, 'cause you smoke them both, baby! 256 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,188 - Am I prettier than... - Oh, my God! 257 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,357 I can't take it anymore. 258 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:31,946 "Am I pretty?" "Am I pretty?" 259 00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:35,156 "Am I pretty?" Shut up! 260 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,285 And we finally have a winner. 261 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:42,081 I did it! Oh, my God, I won! 262 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:47,002 Who's the best? I'm the best. Loser! 263 00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:51,882 I'm not a loser, okay? I win everything. 264 00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:55,552 I don't lose. I win. 265 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,930 Because I'm a winner. 266 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:02,476 I'm a winner! 267 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:05,562 So, Michael Kelso, tell Wisconsin how it feels 268 00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:09,858 to be WFPP's new Hand 2 Van winner. 269 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,277 Well, I guess I have to say it like this, Max, 270 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:16,615 if this van's a-rocking, we're in there doing it. 271 00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:20,452 - Michael! - Oh, I'm sorry. 272 00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,579 I'm doing it with Jackie Burkhart. 273 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:29,837 If you really think putting my head on your lap will make me feel better, 274 00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:36,010 I mean, I guess I should try. 275 00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:44,392 All right, that's it. 276 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,520 Excuse me, girls. I have some information... 277 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:49,481 No, don't listen to what she's... I'm... She's the one who hurt me. 278 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:55,821 Uh-huh. Yeah. He dumped me. 279 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:05,372 - You dumped her? - Well, I had to. 280 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:09,126 She wouldn't... She wouldn't take my ring. 281 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:12,046 - You wouldn't take his ring? - This is none of your business, 282 00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:15,924 and you are a sad little man. 283 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:23,515 - Oh, poor baby. Do you want my number? - Yes. Yes, I do. 284 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:29,229 - So, you having fun? - That reminds me, I have to go. 285 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,859 Uh, Melissa. 286 00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:38,030 Um, I was wondering if maybe you wanted to do something sometime. 287 00:20:38,072 --> 00:20:42,159 Sorry, I did something last night and I already made plans for sometime. 288 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:47,497 No, wait, wait. Let me try that again. 289 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:51,626 Um, look, if you're not doing anything Friday night, I'd like to take you out 290 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:54,963 to, um... To... To dinner and a movie. 291 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,297 Pizza? 292 00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:00,969 The mall? 293 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,808 - Bowling? - I'd love to. 294 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,476 - Call me. - Call you? 295 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,188 That's a little unorthodox. 296 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,066 I'll call you. 297 00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:21,656 Yes. "I'll call you." "I'll call you." Whipped. 298 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:27,913 What? I don't care about her. Melissa who? What the hell! 299 00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:31,291 Whipped like the family pig. 300 00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:40,592 Rhonda, I cannot go to Mississippi. 301 00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:45,305 - So, you're not coming? - I'm sorry. 302 00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,642 But maybe we can go to the movies sometime. 303 00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:51,561 And make out in the theater? Yeah! 304 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:53,063 Call me. 305 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,735 Good God, sober up, man. 306 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,780 Oh, screw it, Donna. 307 00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:04,866 Fez likes them big, Fez likes them small, Fez likes them all.