1 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:07,640 that's funny, eric. 2 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:10,520 I thought I told you to clean out the vista cruiser. 3 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,840 But what I must've said was, "go sit on your ass." 4 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:18,080 No, I was there, red. You definitely said, "go clean out the cruiser." 5 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:21,920 But he just insists on being defiant. 6 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,560 Look, I'm sorry, dad, but something really important came up. 7 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:29,480 "I dream of jeannie" did her blinking thing, and now dr. Bellows thinks he's a monkey, so... 8 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:36,320 no. Dr. Bellows is a monkey that thinks he's a doctor. That's what's funny. 9 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:40,440 He's sittin' at the desk and stuff. But he's a monkey. 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,400 You're a monkey. 11 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,680 You're a monkey. 12 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,720 Eric, I need that car to go pick up charlie at the airport. 13 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,360 You're bringing another guy here ? 14 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:53,960 We need another guy here like I need another firecracker in my bathing suit. 15 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:58,960 Well, until you learn to stop wearin' speedos, you're gonna keep gettin' firecrackers. 16 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,680 Charlie's this annoyingly nice kid. 17 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,280 His dad and my dad were drinking buddies in the navy. 18 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,160 We weren't drinking buddies. 19 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:10,200 We were finely honed killing buddies. 20 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,680 Yeah, well, I never liked him. 21 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:15,640 At the last navy picnic, we got teamed up for the egg toss. 22 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:20,440 And he dropped our egg on purpose just so these little sick kids could win. 23 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:26,160 Those little twerps went home with my goldfish-in-a-bag. My goldfish-in-a-bag. 24 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,320 Yeah, well, charlie's only gonna be here a few days on business for his dad, 25 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:33,800 and the last thing he needs is to be exposed to you deviants. 26 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,240 Whoa, dad, we are not deviants. 27 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,760 Jeannie's bending over ! 28 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,040 Let's go. 29 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,040 Um, 30 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,920 you guys, I gotta talk to steven about something really serious. 31 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:50,800 maybe she's pregnant ! 32 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,160 Maybe she cheated on him. 33 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,520 Maybe she cheated on him and she's pregnant. 34 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:57,080 Oh. 35 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:00,360 Steven, 36 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:04,120 this tv producer called to tell me he loved my public access show. 37 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:08,760 And then he offered me a job at his station in chicago starting next week. 38 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:11,680 Whoa. Um, 39 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:14,040 you're gonna take a job and move to chicago ? 40 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:17,240 No, no, not yet. No, I wanted to talk to you about it first. 41 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,280 Uh-oh. 42 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,920 This is "serious" serious, not funny serious. 43 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:25,720 We should probably leave. 44 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:27,960 But we won'T. 45 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,240 Steven, this is my dream come true. 46 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:35,320 But you are the most important thing in the world to me. 47 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:39,080 So I'm willing to give it all up and stay here with you. 48 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:40,920 But if I do that, 49 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,760 I need to know we're gonna get married. 50 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,720 Jackie, we just agreed not to talk about our future. 51 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:51,200 But our future is happening right now. 52 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:55,120 Look, the station needs an answer by noon on sunday, and I do, too. 53 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:57,640 Well, I don't know what to say right now. 54 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,960 I know this is a sensitive moment, 55 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:05,240 but may I offer a word of advice ? 56 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,040 Run ! 57 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:54,420 Eric, you remember Charlie. 58 00:03:54,580 --> 00:03:58,020 Well, I remember a perfectly tossed egg from me, 59 00:03:58,220 --> 00:04:00,580 an unconvincing "whoops" from him, 60 00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:05,380 and the sound of laughter as some children ran away with my goldfish-in-a-bag. 61 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:10,420 Eric, you put some kind of spin on that egg. It was uncatchable, like a curveball. 62 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:11,180 Ha ! 63 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:13,860 Your whole story's unraveling, man. 64 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:16,500 I can't throw a curveball. 65 00:04:17,580 --> 00:04:19,300 Dad... tell him. 66 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:22,380 I'm gonna have to side with my son on this one. 67 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,380 He can't even throw a straight ball. 68 00:04:26,820 --> 00:04:27,900 Charlie, 69 00:04:28,420 --> 00:04:34,940 I made you a pancake smiley face with sausage arms and a little scrambled egg cardigan. 70 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:38,700 where's my whimsical breakfast ? 71 00:04:38,740 --> 00:04:43,140 Oh, well, since you decided to go teach in africa without consulting me, 72 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:47,220 all you get is a plain pancake breakfast 73 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:50,500 with nothing smiling at you. Nothing. 74 00:04:52,260 --> 00:04:54,060 - Morning. - Hey, I smell bacon. 75 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:55,700 Hey, boys. Have you met charlie ? 76 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:59,420 Oh, hey, I'm kelso. I'm gonna eat your breakfast. 77 00:05:00,180 --> 00:05:03,620 And I'm fez, and just so you know, I'm the coolest guy in this gang. 78 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:05,900 All right, I gotta go to work. 79 00:05:05,940 --> 00:05:08,980 Charlie, if eric and his friends start to bother you, 80 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:11,620 just hold up a book. It's like kryptonite to them. 81 00:05:13,860 --> 00:05:14,580 Oh, 82 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:16,060 hey, donna. 83 00:05:16,140 --> 00:05:18,300 Are you still mad about this whole africa thing ? 84 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:19,140 Yep, 85 00:05:19,260 --> 00:05:23,460 but instead of pouting at my house and being miserable, I decided to come here and make you miserable. 86 00:05:24,020 --> 00:05:25,940 That's the spirit, donna. 87 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:28,620 Here. Eat his bacon. 88 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:30,420 - Mmm. - You made me bacon ? 89 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:33,900 Yep. I just kept it over here in america. 90 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:37,300 Mmm. Bacon. 91 00:05:38,980 --> 00:05:40,860 Wow. Who is she ? 92 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:43,540 Don't even think about it. 93 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:46,500 Donna is with eric, and then she's mine. 94 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:49,460 And then she is mine. 95 00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:52,580 And then, right back to me for another go-around. 96 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:02,340 Hey, hyde, I heard about jackie. 97 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:03,980 What are you gonna do ? 98 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:04,940 W ell, 99 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:08,940 I spent all morning kickin' back with my stash to see what came to me. 100 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:13,820 But all that came to me was a great idea for a movie 101 00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:15,620 that now I just can't remember. 102 00:06:16,380 --> 00:06:18,140 Is that what that smell was ? 103 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:20,380 Aren't you afraid you'll get arrested ? 104 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:21,620 I'm a cop. 105 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:24,500 You guys are crazy. 106 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:27,260 The closest I ever came to breaking the law 107 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:31,100 was when me and my friend toby cut out of school five minutes before the last bell. 108 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:34,540 Whoo ! My heart was beating so fast. 109 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:36,780 'Cause you were naked ? 110 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:39,180 No. 111 00:06:40,980 --> 00:06:42,180 I don't get it. 112 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,540 You know what, hyde? Your problem is 113 00:06:45,580 --> 00:06:47,740 you didn't handle jackie's ultimatum like a man. 114 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:50,660 Like, if donna tries that with me, I'm just gonna say, "hey, guess what. 115 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:53,260 "You don't get to tell me what to do with my life." 116 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:55,420 And then, depending on how much steam I have left, 117 00:06:56,260 --> 00:06:57,820 I may even call her "toots." 118 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:00,780 Hey, eric. 119 00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:06,140 You know how, um, guys always ask me out, but I say no because I have a boyfriend ? 120 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:07,860 It's true. She won't budge. 121 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:12,300 Well, since you're going to africa, I figure, you know, I should be moving on with my life, too, 122 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:16,220 and there's this guy named kevin where I work, and he asked me out tonight. I said yes. 123 00:07:16,260 --> 00:07:17,580 What ? You're gonna... oh. 124 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:21,300 I think I see what's goin' on here. 125 00:07:21,420 --> 00:07:24,340 Looks like somebody's caught the ultimatum bug. 126 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:28,380 Okay, um, I'll play along. 127 00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:31,700 You're gonna go out with this kevin guy, or what ? 128 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:34,700 Or nothing. This isn't an ultimatum. 129 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:37,140 Okay, I'm prepared for an ultimatum. 130 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:41,380 I need to figure out what I'm gonna wear. 131 00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:44,060 Maybe that really short pink skirt. 132 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:45,780 Oh, that's over at my place. 133 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,020 You have her skirt ? 134 00:07:51,060 --> 00:07:52,620 Don't judge me, new guy. 135 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:02,220 It feels so good not to be the monkey in the middle. 136 00:08:03,180 --> 00:08:04,900 Dance, monkey, dance ! 137 00:08:06,340 --> 00:08:08,940 I can't believe donna's goin' out with this guy from work. 138 00:08:08,980 --> 00:08:11,820 You know, I made a point of going down there and spreading a rumor that 139 00:08:11,940 --> 00:08:13,300 she had crabs. 140 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:17,420 Don't talk to me, forman. This whole thing with jackie is all your fault. 141 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:18,260 How ? 142 00:08:18,340 --> 00:08:21,940 Because I wouldn't have even been in the basement last night when jackie came over 143 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:24,420 if we had gone to go play pinball like I wanted, 144 00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:28,580 but you wouldn't go. So now I gotta figure out my entire life 145 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:31,460 because you claim the change guy touched you weird. 146 00:08:32,420 --> 00:08:35,140 He put the quarters right into my pocket. 147 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:39,100 I'm tired of messin' with charlie. He's not even reachin' for the ball anymore. 148 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:42,180 Well, you know, if you want, we can hang out at my dad's warehouse. 149 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:43,740 - Oh, that sounds great. - Really ? 150 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:45,060 No. Shut up. 151 00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:49,540 I have to get down there and unlock the door. We're getting a shipment today. 152 00:08:49,540 --> 00:08:51,220 Shipment of what ? 153 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:53,420 Beer. My dad owns a beer warehouse. 154 00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:59,780 Your dad owns a beer warehouse ? 155 00:09:00,180 --> 00:09:01,060 Mm-hmm. 156 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:02,540 You can touch the ball now. 157 00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:11,420 you had to see eric's face when I told him about my date. 158 00:09:11,540 --> 00:09:14,380 He was all nervous and surprised. 159 00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:16,500 It reminded me of his sex face. 160 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:20,580 Donna, I don't wanna hear about eric's sex face. I'm upset enough. 161 00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:23,340 You wanna know what the best part is ? 162 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:25,060 I don't even have a date. 163 00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:27,620 I made the whole thing up just to mess with eric's head. 164 00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:31,300 I wish I had manipulated steven instead of opening up my heart. 165 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:34,260 Now I'm the vulnerable one waiting for his answer. 166 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,340 Yeah, I was a little surprised. 167 00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:38,500 I mean, the bitchy stuff is your bread and butter. 168 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:43,340 You know, I had fake pregnancy right up my sleeve, and I didn't even use it. 169 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:50,700 Whoa. 170 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,860 Holy crap. 171 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,940 That's the most beer I've ever seen. 172 00:09:56,980 --> 00:09:58,220 let me just get the lights. 173 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:03,660 Let me rephrase that. 174 00:10:04,460 --> 00:10:06,380 That's the most beer I've ever seen. 175 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:15,500 it's the mother lode. 176 00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:22,140 It's like now I know how the immigrants felt when they finally saw the majestic skyline of new york city. 177 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:26,420 Actually, eric, most of the immigrants arrived in the 19th century, 178 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,220 before the skyline was ever built. 179 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,580 I mean... 180 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:33,660 beer ! 181 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:35,140 Yeah ! 182 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:39,140 I... 183 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:40,540 I... 184 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:43,460 I-I don't know where to start. 185 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:47,060 You know, the kegs are cold. Why don't we start with the kegs ? 186 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:47,860 Hey, 187 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,860 we'll handle this, new guy. 188 00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:54,100 We'll start with the kegs. 189 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:00,220 There's nothin' like drinkin' beer straight from the tap. 190 00:11:00,780 --> 00:11:03,460 this must be why babies love breast-feeding. 191 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:07,340 reminds me of an ancient chinese proverb. 192 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:08,780 It goes, 193 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,100 s omethin', somethin', somethin', 194 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:12,660 crazy girlfriend. 195 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,140 Somethin', somethin', 196 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:15,900 drink lots of beer. 197 00:11:21,860 --> 00:11:25,300 Hyde, I don't think we're gonna find the answer to our problems in a keg of beer. 198 00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:29,420 Unless they're at the bottom, so drink up ! 199 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:35,140 I've been in this warehouse a hundred times, and I never did this. 200 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,420 Now I know why my grandmother is an alcoholic. 201 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,140 This feels great ! 202 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:53,580 I'm gonna need a bigger mouth. 203 00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:58,820 Girls, 204 00:11:58,860 --> 00:12:01,140 please tell me that charlie is here. 205 00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:02,940 Isn't he at your house with the guys ? 206 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:03,660 No. 207 00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:05,700 Oh, sweet lord, they got him. 208 00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,140 You know, donna, 209 00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:12,820 you should be out there trying to keep eric from going to africa 210 00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:15,220 instead of sitting here on your patootie. 211 00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:17,100 Well, I'm doing everything I can. 212 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:20,180 I even lied to him and told him I was out on a date with another guy. 213 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:22,580 Sweetie, that's amateur hour. 214 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,660 God gave you a very full chest. 215 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:28,740 I suggest you start using it on my son. 216 00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:32,940 I cannot believe eric went out. 217 00:12:32,980 --> 00:12:35,980 He's supposed to be at home agonizing. 218 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:39,980 Well, maybe they went out to buy flowers for when steven proposes. 219 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,780 No, they woulda just sent fez. 220 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,300 They're out having fun. 221 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:47,540 And that is exactly what we're gonna do. 222 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:48,860 Okay, 223 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:50,580 here's what I don't get... 224 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:55,260 why would sally sell seashells down by the seashore ? 225 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:58,380 I mean, that's a terrible location for a seashell stand. 226 00:12:59,100 --> 00:12:59,980 Yeah. 227 00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:04,860 I mean, if she wanted to make money, she would sell seashells by the subway. 228 00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:08,380 You know what she should sell by the seashore ? 229 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:09,700 Shoeshines. 230 00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:12,380 'Cause your sandals get so sandy. 231 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:15,020 Sandy sandals. 232 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:18,500 We should start a girl band called sandy sandals. 233 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:21,220 What's wrong ? 234 00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:25,460 Well, sand reminds me of dirt, 235 00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:27,740 and dirt reminds me of steven. 236 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,740 Jackie, I'm sure hyde will do the right thing. 237 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:34,420 You know, 238 00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:37,940 I thought if I really put myself out there, 239 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:41,140 he'd see how much I love him and say yes right away. 240 00:13:42,460 --> 00:13:44,020 And then when he didn't, I thought, 241 00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:48,020 okay, well, maybe he'll take a couple of hours and then say yes. 242 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:52,540 But now I think he's only taking so long 'cause he's gonna say no. 243 00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:55,580 Donna, what if he says no ? 244 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,220 Jackie, 245 00:13:58,460 --> 00:14:00,020 if hyde says no, 246 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:03,580 then you and I get a van, and the sandy sandals tour america. 247 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:12,060 And in a nutshell, that's what it's like to be on the debate team at a catholic high school. 248 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:15,420 Yeah, I love catholic schoolgirls. 249 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:19,100 They don't teach sex ed, so they don't know what not to do. 250 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,900 Yeah, maybe. Uh, 251 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:24,260 but I never really got together with any of 'em. 252 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,540 Wait, you never... 253 00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:29,300 okay, wait, wait, wait. Everyone, wait. 254 00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:31,860 Before you start in on him, let me just say, 255 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:33,700 when I was a virgin, 256 00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:37,540 all I wanted was for one person to say it was okay. 257 00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,180 And no one did. 258 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,900 - Neither will I. - Freak ! 259 00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:49,100 O kay... 260 00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:52,260 I finally made up my mind about jackie. 261 00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:55,140 I'm gonna marry her. I'm gonna be 262 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:56,980 mrs. Jackie hyde ! 263 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,700 I think you need one more beer. 264 00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:04,020 Could be. 265 00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:07,860 Virgin. 266 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:10,060 Man, 267 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:14,380 how do you not have sex with all those girls that are always throwing themselves at you ? 268 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,740 That doesn't happen to everyone, jackass. 269 00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:25,500 How dare she give me an ultimatum ? This is my life she's messing with. 270 00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:28,460 She can go to hell ! I will see her in hell ! 271 00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:30,660 Maybe one more. 272 00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:33,580 One more couldn't hurt. 273 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:37,380 Eric, I wonder what donna's doin' on her date. 274 00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:39,340 Oh, you know what, man ? I don't care. 275 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:41,620 She just wants me to come running after her, and 276 00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:43,100 I'm not gonna do that. 277 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:46,020 You know what ? That is totally the right move, man. 278 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:48,140 Plus, it's, like, after 9:00. 279 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:51,660 So if you go over there now, you'll probably walk in on her and that guy 280 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,940 slidin' all over each other. 281 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,780 And if I know donna, 282 00:15:57,780 --> 00:15:59,460 she's moaning like a ghost. 283 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:04,380 Okay, donna does not moan like a ghost. 284 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,660 I could make her moan like a ghost. 285 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:10,100 You know what, guys ? 286 00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:12,780 I'm a little confused, 287 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:13,940 but 288 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:17,220 I do know that I love you guys. 289 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:19,420 I really, really do. 290 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,980 Hey, where'd kelso go ? 291 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:39,220 Well, hello, 292 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:40,380 toots. 293 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:47,020 Back from your date so soon, huh ? 294 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:49,620 Used to be you had to buy a girl dinner if you want her to 295 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:52,260 slide all over you, moaning like a ghost. 296 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:55,740 Okay, you know what ? 297 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:58,300 I didn't have a date. But I should've. 298 00:16:58,420 --> 00:17:00,300 - Wait, so you lied ? - Yeah. 299 00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:01,660 I was pissed. 300 00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:04,660 I mean, all of a sudden, you're leaving me. 301 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:07,740 Well, look, I'm only gonna be gone for a year. 302 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,020 I don't care. 303 00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:10,460 I don't want you to go. 304 00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:14,180 I mean, you've always been, like, 20 steps away from me my entire life. 305 00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:16,060 What am I supposed to do without you ? 306 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:18,420 Look, 307 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:21,900 donna, this is gonna be really tough for both of us. 308 00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:26,060 But, hey, you know what ? The good news is, when I come back, 309 00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:28,340 we're gonna spend all this time together because, 310 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:32,900 you know, you're probably gonna have to nurse me back to health from some horrible african disease. 311 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:36,620 Look... 312 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,500 you know I love you. 313 00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,540 And we're wasting our time fighting. 314 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,020 I know. You're right. 315 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,900 We should just enjoy the time we have left. 316 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,060 Yeah. 317 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:52,340 I'm all for that. 318 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,460 Well, that's not what I had in mind, but okay. 319 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,140 Wait, eric, you're back. 320 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,020 Um, where's steven ? 321 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:04,340 Uh... 322 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:11,020 okay, he's passed out in the back of a beer warehouse. 323 00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:13,980 You mean he's not coming. 324 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,980 He's gonna say no. Oh, my god. 325 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:18,580 Oh, jackie, I'm sorry. 326 00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:20,620 What ? 327 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,380 I'm too drunk anyway. 328 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,060 All right, you two. Where's charlie ? 329 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,100 Look, dad, not so loud, okay ? We 330 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,900 We had a really rough night. 331 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:44,860 Oh. 332 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:46,820 I'm sorry. 333 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:49,380 Where's charlie ?! 334 00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:54,140 Who is charlie ? 335 00:18:55,900 --> 00:19:00,540 Last time I saw him, he was on a stack of kegs claiming mount schlitz for the U. S. 336 00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:03,260 Oh, crap. 337 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,420 And he was a good kid. 338 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,700 Now who am I gonna spend time with ? 339 00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:10,260 I don't know. 340 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,180 Me ? 341 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,540 Don't be a smart-ass. 342 00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:18,340 Well, it's almost noon. 343 00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:20,580 Guess I gotta go talk to jackie. 344 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,900 What are you gonna tell her ? 345 00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:25,860 I don't know, man. I'm thinkin' about lettin' the el camino make the final decision. 346 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,700 If it pulls to the left, marriage, 347 00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:31,620 pulls to the right, nudie bar. 348 00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:35,420 So you haven't decided ? 349 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,340 No, I've decided. 350 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,020 Steven... 351 00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:44,580 jackie stopped by and asked me to give you this note. 352 00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:48,140 oh. 353 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:51,780 It says she took the job in chicago and she left this morning. 354 00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:53,780 Oh, you poor baby. 355 00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:55,820 You know what ? 356 00:19:56,180 --> 00:20:00,740 I am gonna turn my back and let you go into the kitchen and have a beer. 357 00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:05,860 that better be charlie. 358 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,060 Mr. Forman, is this your daughter ? 359 00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:18,260 I don't know who did this to him, but 360 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,700 they sure are clever. 361 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,420 They put you in a dress, huh ? 362 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,940 Welcome to Point Place. 363 00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:32,420 listen, charlie, about last night, 364 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,380 I know you're thinking you're getting picked on a lot. 365 00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:36,140 Hey, I know you guys were just havin' some fun. 366 00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:37,460 Let me finish. 367 00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:41,500 Around here, I'm the whipping boy. Not you, me. 368 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:42,140 Okay. 369 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:43,980 Let me finish. 370 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:48,260 I do the drinking and I put on the dresses. You got it, hotshot ? 371 00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:49,700 Got it. 372 00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:51,060 Would you let me finish ?! 373 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:53,860 I'm finished.