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hey ! Great news. I'm on my
way to becoming a teacher.

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I filled out all my college
applications in red pen.

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That's a little... that's,
like, a little teacher joke.

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Well, now look at him...

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out of bed and doing something
productive before noon.

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Honey, you're like a marine.

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A marine ?

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The only time I ever saw him storm a beach
was when he was running away from a jellyfish.

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Hey, dad, all I
need from you now

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is a financial statement so the school
can see where I'm getting the old moola.

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Uh, well, um,

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bad news. I, uh...

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I spent your college money to
keep the muffler shop going.

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What ?

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This is really weird, because my
parents, instead of paying for my college,

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bought me a muffler.

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Dad, how am I supposed
to pay for college ?

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Look, with this damn mild
winter, nobody's muffler rusted.

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I tried to rust them.

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I went out at night and sprinkled
salt all over the streets.

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Not my good kosher salt.

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Yes, kitty, I sprinkled
the streets of point place

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with your half-pound
bag of salt.

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Wait. Mom, you
knew about this ?

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And you just said, "please, go ahead. "Take my
son's college money and use it on a muffler shop" ?

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No.

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I think your father asked me if I
thought you would amount to anything,

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and I said, "I really,
really hope so."

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And then he said, "I'm spending eric's
college money on my muffler shop."

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And then I made the best
blueberry cobbler I have ever made.

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Man, that was good.

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Best cobbler ever.

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Huh.

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I remember that cobbler.

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I always wondered why,
when I said it was so good,

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you said, "at least I can give
you this," and started to cry.

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Well, look at
the bright side.

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There's always a place for
you at a failing muffler shop.

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So the upshot is, I have
absolutely no money for college.

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Eric, don't worry. There are plenty
of ways to get money for school.

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Yeah, man. You could always
get a football scholarship.

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Hey, look, he weighs about as much as a
football, and people do like to kick him.

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I know what you should do.

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You should go to hollywood and
become the next gene wilder.

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That guy's a laugh riot.

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Eric, you should
go see mr. Bray.

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Finding money for college is what
high school guidance counselors do.

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Yeah, they also spend a lot of time
staring at themselves in the mirror saying,

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"I can't believe "I'm a high
school guidance counselor."

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I don't know about mr. Bray. I
don't think he really liked me.

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One time I told him I was
being bullied, and he just said,

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"what'd you expect ?"

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All right, I'll go with you.

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He'll help. He
totally loved me...

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in almost entirely
appropriate ways.

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Okay,

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I'm breaking up with angie.
All we have anymore is hot sex.

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Hot sex ? All I
have is hot soup.

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Can't make love to that.

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Too damn hot.

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So, kelso, you gonna break
up with her your usual way...

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send a note saying you got
kidnapped by kung fu robots ?

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No, it won't work with her. She
doesn't even believe in kung fu robots.

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Just gonna have
to talk to her.

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Whoa ! Kelso,

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you never break up
with a girl to her face.

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You usually have me
tell her you're dead.

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And then when she
eventually sees you,

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you have me tell
her you're a ghost.

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Michael, why don't you
do what you did with me ?

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Toilet paper my house !

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I can't do that to angie.

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I respect her too much 'cause she
agreed to have sex with me so fast.

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Look, I don't
care how you do it.

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I'm just happy you won't be
violating my sister anymore.

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Yeah, I know you
hated it, hyde.

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I would have broken up with her sooner
if I didn't find it so hilarious.

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you be nice, or
I will marry her.

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I'm so glad you
came by, daddy.

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Well, I missed you guys.
I'm not just your rich boss.

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I'm also your rich dad.

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In fact, everyone related to me,
grab some cash from the register.

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Uh, I've already been
in there once today.

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But you're the boss.

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okay. I can do this.

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I'm just gonna tell angie that things are
fizzling between us, and we should end it.

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- Hey, how's it going, sweets ?
- Not bad, toots.

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Oh, him. Go, go, go.

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Okay. Well, um,

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we need to talk
about something.

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This might be kind
of hard to take.

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Fez still wets the bed.

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- What ?
- Eww !

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At least we're still
together. I'll see you later.

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I'm going to wet your bed.

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Hey, angie, can you recommend a record ?
Something dean martiny, but not dean martin,

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because I don't like that he
didn't wave to me in atlantic city.

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Well,  I don't know much about dean martin, but I do
know that the top-selling record this week is blondie.

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A broad, huh ?

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Is she jazzy ?

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Well, I know she's blonde.

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Here you go, bob.
Try this joey bishop.

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He swings like dean, but
he'll wave at anybody.

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Good  job knowing the
number one album, honey.

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I love watching
you in action,

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because the more you
work, the less I have to.

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Well, I'm just trying to get ready for the
day you kick the bucket, and I get everything.

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Just like her mother.

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Oh, my god.

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I can't believe I have to tell my high school guidance
counselor that I spent an entire year doing nothing.

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He's gonna think
I'm such a loser.

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Oh ! Donna, let's
tell him it's you.

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No. You're a much
more believable loser.

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Oh, come on. He won't
judge you. He loves you.

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I mean, jeez, he
asked you to prom.

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Okay, let's see...

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donna.

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What a pleasant...

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pleasant surprise.

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Jeez, you've done something different
with your hair since the prom.

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Yeah. You noticed.

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Well, I notice everything
about all my students.

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I put on a little weight.

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And you are ?

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Eric.

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Forman.

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1977's most
improved mathlete.

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Oh, right. Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry, eric. I...

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I just figured the
bullies had gotten ya.

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Anyway, donna here is looking
for some college scholarships.

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Well, donna, you've come to the right place,
because I am an expert at college scholarships

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as well as the
affairs of the heart.

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Why don't you have just a little
seat right here, young lady ?

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Thank you.

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Uh... I guess I'll, um...

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great.

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So, donna, to figure out what
scholarships you're eligible for,

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I'll have to know what
you've done for the last year.

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Oh. Um, well,
not a lot. I...

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read comic books...

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acted out movies
with my dolls...

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action figures !

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You always insist that they
are called action figures.

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Jeez, that's... you know, if eric had told
me he had wasted a whole year of his life,

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I wouldn't be surprised,
but... but you ?

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I know. I'm just as
surprised as you are.

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It has been a long, ugly
fall. Very hard to watch.

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In fact, just between
you and me, she's

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even gotten into a little
bit of the smokey-smokey.

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All right.

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Screw this.

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The scholarship is for him.

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Eric, good luck.

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00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:05,080
Mr. Bray, my coming here was not an
invitation to start driving by my house again.

155
00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:10,520
Hey, uh, my mother
lives right next door.

156
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I live right next door.

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Oh. Well...

158
00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:18,960
how's mother ?

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Oh, my god ! You guys,

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I just got a promotion.

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Daddy says I've been
doing such a great job

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that he wants me to move to milwaukee
and help run the corporate office.

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Wait, what about steven ? He's
the one doing the great job.

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You just sit around doing your
nails and making smart-ass comments.

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Jackie, that's you.

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Yeah. Well, it's
annoying, now isn't it ?

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How did you get a promotion ? You
don't know anything about music.

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Last week a guy came in asking for kiss. You
called him a pervert and slapped him in the face.

169
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Well, did your dad say
anything about steven ?

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00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:05,640
I don't know. I just heard the word "promotion,"
and I got a little dizzy and sort of blacked out.

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It was awesome.

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00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:14,200
Well, here's the america I know... the
person who can't do anything rises to the top,

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while the guy who's working
his ass off gets nothing.

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Are you supposed to be the
guy that works his ass off ?

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Don't make this more
complicated than it has to be.

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00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:25,240
Jackie ! Listen,

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I need some advice on
breaking up with girls, okay ?

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And you've been
broken up with a lot,

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and several times by me.

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So what didn't you like ?

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Oh, um, the lying, the
cheating, the sneaking around.

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Oh, and I also didn't like fez trying
to make out with me five minutes later.

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00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,120
Well, then you're really
not gonna like this.

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Look, I don't know how
to break up with angie.

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Well, why don't you try to figure out how
to do it kindly, maturely, respectfully ?

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Yeah.

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- That sounds nice.
- Hmm.

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00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,880
I think I'm just gonna
sleep with her best friend.

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00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:06,880
Okay,

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00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,880
I actually got some great news
from the guidance counselor.

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00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:13,160
There's this program where you go and
teach in an impoverished area for a year,

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and then they pay
for your college.

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I  signed up.

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00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,400
- Eric, that's perfect.
- That's wonderful !

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00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:22,760
See ? I knew spending your college
money would work out for the best.

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00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,640
You're welcome.

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00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,800
So what impoverished
area will you go to ?

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00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,760
is it east milwaukee ?

199
00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:37,040
I  made a wrong turn there once, and
I ended up in an awful neighborhood.

200
00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:41,040
There were kids playing
radios on a street corner.

201
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,640
No, I'm not going
to milwaukee.

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00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,960
So where then ?

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00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:47,240
Africa !

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00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,880
Africa, Wisconsin ?

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00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,360
you're going to
teach in africa ?

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00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,520
What are you gonna teach 'em,
how to get eaten by an ostrich ?

207
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,480
Mom, an ostrich ?

208
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,520
I saw a documentary.

209
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:11,560
They are vicious,
cruel creatures.

210
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,600
Well, I think it's great
he's going to africa.

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00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:17,440
It'll make him a man.

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00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:20,680
You think the only way
to become a man is to die.

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00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:25,280
How are you gonna feel when
your son gets killed by a lion

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00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:28,320
or a disease-carrying fly ?

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00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:32,160
You get killed by a fly, I'm
not buying you a headstone.

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00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,600
You can't go to africa.

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00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,560
They don't even
have ketchup there.

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You put ketchup
on everything.

219
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,880
You'll starve to death.

220
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,600
Can you believe how
much she's freaking out ?

221
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:46,400
No.

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00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,160
I cannot believe that someone
you supposedly love is upset

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that you decided to go to africa
without considering her feelings at all !

224
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,400
See ? Donna understands.

225
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,920
so there's a problem with my "sleeping
with angie's best friend" plan.

226
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,200
Angie's best friend is hyde.

227
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,760
You know what we
may have to do here ?

228
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,720
The dark room switch.

229
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,200
You will make love
to her in a dark room.

230
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Halfway through, you
will excuse yourself.

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00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,640
Then I'll come in, pretend
to be you and finish the job.

232
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,960
And how does that
fix my problem ?

233
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,600
Oh. I was working
on my problem.

234
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:36,600
You guys, donna's totally freaking out about this
africa thing. She won't return any of my calls.

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Think I have a solution.

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00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,520
The dark room switch.

237
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,520
Look, man, tell
donna to just lay off,

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00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,120
okay ? Africa is
gonna be awesome.

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00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,680
You know, they have this bug over
there that burrows into your brain,

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and it lays, like,
a thousand eggs.

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And then when the eggs hatch, they, like,
shoot out of your head like little worm bullets.

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Kelso, those worms
aren't in africa.

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They're on the
planet zorgon,

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which is from a comic book

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that you wrote.

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Just trying to
generate a little buzz.

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W. B.,

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What the hell
were you thinking ?

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I don't know. I thought I'd try
a new thing with my shoulders.

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Look, he means, why did you
promote that whore angie ?

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You mean my daughter angie.

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I stand by my statement.

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You can't hit a girl.

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Look, if this is about me not being
professional, I've already told you...

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bottle rocket friday
nights are over.

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Steven, I'm moving angie to milwaukee
to get her away from the customers.

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I love my little girl, but you're the one who
should be running that store. So it's yours.

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Whoa.

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Uh,  thanks, man.

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Oh, my god ! I own
a record store !

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No, i own a record store.

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Actually, i own
a record store.

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I own one-third
of a record store !

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Moving angie here is gonna
work out for everybody.

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See, I just got into this real snooty country
club, and they don't think I'm gonna be there much.

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But I'm gonna be there
all day, every day.

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And I'm bringing friends.

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So I need somebody around
here looking after things

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while I'm out making
white people uncomfortable.

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hello ?

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Oh, hi.

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How are ya ? I'm eric's guidance counselor.
I just came over with some papers for him.

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You look familiar.

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Do you live around here ? 'Cause I see you
drive up and down the street all the time.

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Yeah, well, I see you emptying your
trash in your bathrobe all the time,

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but I keep it
to myself, okay ?

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Eric, I brought you a brochure
with some survival tips, on africa.

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Funny,

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they don't have brochures with
survival tips on wisconsin.

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That's because death isn't
hiding behind every bush.

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Mom, please.

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I'm sorry if eric's
trip has upset anyone.

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It's upset everyone.

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I'm not upset.
I'm tickled pink.

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What about donna ?
How's donna doing ?

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I don't know. She's
not even talking to me.

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Ah. Yeah, well, you know, sometimes I think she just
kind of lets her fiery emotions get the best of her.

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But I think maybe a gentle word
from me might just calm her down or

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send her into the
arms of someone else.

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You know what ? You're
not gonna talk to her.

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I'm gonna go talk to her.

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so do you guys
have a daughter ?

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Angie...

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I've been thinking
about this all day,

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and I finally
worked up the nerve.

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And

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I think we need
to talk about us.

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Michael, I'm
breaking up with you.

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How

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dare you ?!

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I'm moving to milwaukee.

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Milwau...

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well, when were
you gonna tell me,

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you know, your boyfriend ?

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Come on.

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You know things were
sort of fizzling anyways.

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F-fizzling ?

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How can you even say that ?

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What about all the times you said that
I was really, really good-looking ?

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Michael, it's over.
But know this...

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when I said you
were good-looking,

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I really meant it.

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You know what ? You got a
lot of growing up to do !

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Hey.

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Don't you "hey" me.

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My daughter stayed home
from college for you.

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She could have had
a bright future.

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Sure, she wouldn't be president of a
company or anything 'cause she's a gal,

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but she would have been
one hell of a secretary !

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Okay, look, donna,
I know you're upset...

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eric, if you wanna break up
with me, just go ahead and do it.

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What ? No !

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Donna, I'm not
breaking up with you.

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Really ?

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Well, did you consider me at all before
you decided to run away to africa ?

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Okay, look, donna,

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the reason I'm
doing this is for us,

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okay ? So I can go to college
and get a job, you know,

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so I can deserve you.

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Don't give me that crap.
You're doing it for you.

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Donna, when my dad got sick,
and I had to stay at home,

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I thought I'd missed
my only chance.

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But  this is it.

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This is my second chance.

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And you're always saying how I gotta get
out of this town, how I gotta start my life.

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Donna, I thought if anyone was gonna
support me in this, it was gonna be you.

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So good. Go start it.

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Look, I really just don't
wanna fight about this.

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What do you wanna do ?

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Movie ?

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And then what ?

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Um, I vote the thing we
usually do after a movie.

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What's the point of that ?

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Well, I don't
know. I think that's

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really its own reward.

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I think you need to leave.

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- Donna, I'm not...
- she said get out.

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I know, 'cause I was
listening the whole time.

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Okay, fine.

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You still got me, cupcake.

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Thanks, dad.

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If it makes you feel any
better, he's gonna be sorry.

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I read someplace that in africa, they
got a bug that burrows in your brain

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and shoots out your
eyes like worm bullets.

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Okay, angie,

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kelso feels that you two should
have one last night together,

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and he wants it to be special. So
it will take place in this dark room.

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And for a minute you may think,
"hey, this is not kelso !"

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But that's just
the liquor talking.

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I forgot to mention you will
need to drink a lot of liquor.

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You going to get
the liquor now ?

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Okay, I'll wait.