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Okay, the game is
"password."

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The box says,
"using one-word clues,

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"get your partner to say the secret word
without using the word yourself."

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- Okay, what if...
- donna, please,

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I already read the box.

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- But, fez...
- I said box !

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Okay, here are your secret
words. And good luck.

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Okay, eric,

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staircase...

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jedi.

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I'm sorry,
that's wrong.

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Hyde ?

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um...

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fat.

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Staircase,

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fat...

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- escalator !
- Yes !

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That is correct !

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- What ?
- What the hell ?

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Jackie, see me later
for your prize.

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Oh, we are
so better than you.

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Eric,

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how did you get "jedi"
from "staircase" ?

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Uh, donna,
the path to becoming a jedi

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has many steps.

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You guys, I just took my baby girl to the
playground, and she's just like her daddy.

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She's way cuter than
all the other babies

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and she eats bugs.

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Wow, michael, you've spent every
weekend this month with betsy.

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The only other thing you've done
this consistently was cheat on me.

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That's not true.

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He also glues himself to stuff
with amazing regularity.

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Whatever.

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Look, brooke is totally starting to
trust me now with betsy.

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And she's letting me
pick out betsy's godparents.

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And she only has one rule...
it can't be fez.

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Well,
that is a smart rule.

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Godparents ? Like we need
any more responsibilities.

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I know, such a burden.

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Okay,

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so I've been thinking about this
a lot, all right ? And it's a big deal. So,

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eric, donna...

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uh-oh...

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please scooch over so I can ask hyde
and jackie if they'll be betsy's godparents.

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- What the hell ?
- Hyde and jackie ?

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We win ! I was voted
most popular,

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best legs and
now godmother ?

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What can't I do ?

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And the password is...

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a burn.

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Oh, my god,
this place is a mess !

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Well, it's obvious.
You've had a break-in.

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And that pizza box
is a clue.

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Yep, they're italian.

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Someone
broke into my store.

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What if
they stole something ?

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Oh, no.

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It's okay.
My stash is safe.

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Not entirely.

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I got into it
a little bit yesterday.

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You guys,
what are we gonna do ?

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What are we gonna do ?

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We don't have to do nothing.

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Nothing big was taken.
Probably some kids having fun.

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Fun ?

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Yeah, you know, fun...

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that thing
you've never had.

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I have plenty of fun,
okay ?

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Michael,

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I'm fun, right ?

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You're good-lookin'.

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Well, I think you would
make a great godparent, eric.

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You were so sweet
with your pet fish.

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Remember ? You'd feed
it potato chips and say,

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"look, everybody,
fish and chips."

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All I remember is flushing
it down the toilet when he killed it.

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Who takes a fish
out of the tank ?

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I just needed
to hug something.

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Why do think kelso
didn't choose us ?

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Well, picking godparents
can be very nerve-racking.

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When laurie was born, we agonized
over that decision for weeks.

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And we chose well. Mike and
cookie were good people.

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Wait, so

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who are
my godparents ?

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Well, they're the...

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the hoffenschloffers.

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I'm sorry, the who ?

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The higgengloopers.

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Okay, I think you just said
the hoffenschnoppers,

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and then you said
the hingengloobers,

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and I'm not sure, but I don't think we know
any hoffenschnoppers or hingengloobers.

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Come on, what's supposed to
happen to me if you guys die ?

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Maybe you'll finally
move out and get a job.

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Ugh.

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You know, the responsibilities
of being a godmother never ends.

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You know, I spent all day
buying matching outfits.

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You know, life is so much more fulfilling
now that I'm shopping for two.

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Okay, being a godmother
isn't all about buying stuff.

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Oh, yeah ?

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What's it about then ?

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Oh, you don't know either.

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You guys,

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great news.

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Brooke is gonna let me have
betsy on the weekends.

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Oh, my god.

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If betsy's coming
here on weekends,

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we're gonna need matching
godmother/goddaughter badminton skirts.

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Now you're just trying
to make me mad.

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Okay, you know what ? We don't have to
stand here and take this. Let's go.

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Yeah. Where are we going ?

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Um, I don't know, but we are just going
to stand outside until they leave !

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Well, I am proud of you, michael,
getting so involved in your baby's life.

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A child needs
a strong, loving father.

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Well, I am glad
you feel that way.

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So you won't mind when betsy visits
if we stay up in laurie's room ?

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No.

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No babies.

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We get enough crying
around here with eric.

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Come on. Laurie's not using it.

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It's a great room
with a very comfortable bed.

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How the hell
would you know that ?

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Uh, laurie always
has such...

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good posture.

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That indicates
a quality mattress.

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What's wrong
with your house, honey ?

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It's not safe.

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If my brothers don't step on her,
one of the dogs probably will.

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You have dogs ?

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We don't know
whose they are.

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Hey, you're here early.

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Not early enough.

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We were broken into again.

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Well, at least these kids
leave more than they take.

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We're not being robbed, man.
We're being cluttered.

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I'm calling the cops.

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No, don't call the cops.

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Why not ?

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Cause then they show up
and they act all cop-py.

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You know what I think ?

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I think you're the one
coming in here at night.

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Why would I come here
when I have a house ?

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Well, a basement.

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Why don't you tell me about the
$10 missing from the register ?

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Are you accusing
me of stealing ?

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Well, you don't want me to call the cops,
and of all the people I know...

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and I know 28 people...

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you are by far
the most likely to burgle.

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Yeah, you know, I don't actually
have to take this from you, angie.

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I thought you didn't
call the cops.

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I didn'T.

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Guys,

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I don't know how
to turn off the siren !

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Hey, fez, let me
ask you a question.

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If you were choosing
godparents,

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wouldn't you choose
donna and me ?

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Well, in my country,
we don't have godparents.

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If something happens
to your parents, tough crap.

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You're a bum.

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You americans
and your safety nets.

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Eric, are your
folks around ?

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Why ?

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Do you wanna bestow some honor
on them that we should rightly have ?

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No. I'm trying to sneak
this crib up into laurie's room,

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and I figure if I get it up there, there's no way
they can get it down 'cause they're too old.

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Kelso, I just can't believe
you picked hyde over me.

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I mean, what exactly was your
criteria in choosing a godparent ? I mean,

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was it the ability
to shoplift a keg ?

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My reasons are complicated.

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Complicated or stupid ?

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There are elements of both.

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Down.

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But...

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Down.

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Well, we were broken into again last night,
but you already know that since it was you.

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Yeah, you busted me, angie,

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sneaking into my own store so I can
eat pizza and listen to Neil Sedaka.

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After the second break-in, I had michael
install a hidden surveillance camera.

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It's the same one he tried
to use in my shower.

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You spied on me ?

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Yep,

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and I thought we could watch
the tape for the first time together.

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00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:14,120
Hey, I'm watching
"perry mason."

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Oh, guess what.
Perry mason wins.

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00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:25,520
It's not if he wins, it's how.
That's the magic, damn it.

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oh, look, there's michael.

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Even when he's not here,
I have to see his ass.

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I've seen it almost as many times
as I've seen his face.

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Oh, look, someone's coming in.

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- Fez ?
- Fez ?

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00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,960
Hey, red. Am I late for "perry mason" ?
Ooh, who's that handsome...

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00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,000
uh-oh.

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00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,440
Fez, what are you
doing there ?

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00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,080
It was a secret.

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00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,200
I- I thought I was alone.

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00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:31,320
Okay, I know fez pretty well,
and if he thought he was alone,

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00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,560
we need to stop
this tape right now.

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00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,480
fez, man, why were you
staying at the record store ?

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00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,840
Well, last week my
bible-thumping host parents...

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00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:52,800
found out that I already graduated, so they
kicked me out and took all my money as back rent.

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And then they
gave me a bible.

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00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,640
Well, I wish you had been reading that instead
of the porno magazines I found in my office.

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00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,240
You know, angie,

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00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,560
some things you could
keep to yourself.

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00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:11,320
I don't understand why you didn't just
ask us for help. I mean, we're your friends.

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00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,280
It's my damn latin pride.

206
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:15,640
So you're latin.

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00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,040
No, just my pride is.

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00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,680
And I also have
a swiss sense of frugality.

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00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:32,240
Steven, how could you not
know your friend was a hobo ?

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00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,320
Well, now that
I think about it,

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some things do make
more sense.

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00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,560
Man, where the
hell are my keys ?

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00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,080
Oh, here they are.
I just borrowed them.

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00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,880
But I didn't
make a copy.

215
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,040
Why would you
make a copy ?

216
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,200
Why would I borrow them ?

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To make a copy.

218
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,520
Why would I make a copy ?

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Okay.

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00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,360
Did you just take
a shower here ?

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00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,000
No.

222
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,040
Why are you
wearing a towel ?

223
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:16,080
Because otherwise
I'd be naked.

224
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Oh,

225
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:27,720
there they are.

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00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,880
Hey, I was just happy he was
wearing underwear again, all right ?

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00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,480
I can't believe
kelso didn't choose us.

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What could be
wrong with us ?

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00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:44,880
Well,

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00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,000
there's nothing wrong with you.
I love you just the way you are.

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00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:51,360
- Yeah, and I love you just the way you...
- although, well...

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it might be that
you don't have a job.

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Oh.

234
00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:00,600
here it comes. Oh, you've just been
dying to get this off your chest, huh ?

235
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,400
I don't have a job.
I play with toys.

236
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,920
Maybe you'd like to talk about how
I didn't show up for the wedding, too ?

237
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:11,560
Oh, well, I don't need to talk about that because I
relive it every morning when I wake up alone !

238
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,440
Oh, really ? Well, you used
to be a redhead !

239
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,480
You dyed your hair. God, it's like
everything about you now is so fake !

240
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,200
Whoa !

241
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,640
You said you
loved my hair.

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00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,760
I had to say that, donna, to
keep you happy. You trap people.

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00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,760
You're a trapper. Nobody wants a
trapper for a godmother.

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00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,080
Okay, wait a minute.

245
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,240
What are we doing ?

246
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,600
You know what ?
You're right. Let's back up.

247
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,480
Why do we wanna
be godparents so bad ?

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00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,280
Well...

249
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:42,560
I want it for the joy of nurturing
the spiritual growth of a child.

250
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,800
I want it
for the prestige.

251
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,240
Yeah, me too.
I was just saying that.

252
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:54,560
Hello !

253
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,280
Why does everybody
look so serious ?

254
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,960
did the good
year blimp crash ?

255
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:06,200
Why ?

256
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,160
No reason.

257
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:14,600
Some people shoot
bottle rockets at it.

258
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:20,400
Fez has been living in the record store
because his host parents threw him out.

259
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:24,440
What kind of parents
would kick a child out ?

260
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,880
And will they teach
me how they did it ?

261
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:33,120
You wanna be mean,
you don't get a sandwich.

262
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,680
I think what they did
to you is just awful.

263
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,200
He broke
into my store.

264
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,720
Which you accused me
of doing.

265
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:45,440
Accusing your own brother.
You don't get a sandwich either.

266
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,280
Anyway, fez, maybe you
can stay in laurie's room.

267
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,040
No.

268
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,160
I would rather fill that
room with cement.

269
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:58,280
Yeah, respect
a man's wishes.

270
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,360
Besides, that room's
for me and betsy.

271
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,600
I don't get a sandwich.

272
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,400
Okay, I have an idea.

273
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:13,640
You and fez both need
a place to live, right ?

274
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,640
Yeah.

275
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:18,160
And living alone can
get kind of lonely, can't it ?

276
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,520
Sometimes I cry
myself to sleep.

277
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,600
You see where
I'm going with this ?

278
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:24,520
I do.

279
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:28,040
We each get our own apartment and
we call each other on the phone a lot.

280
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,520
Or we could
be roommates !

281
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,160
Roommates ?

282
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,600
That is an awesome idea !

283
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,760
What were you thinking
of, mrs. Forman ?

284
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:48,360
That...

285
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,800
you two
should be roommates.

286
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,800
- Oh, thanks, but we already thought of that.
- Yeah.

287
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,000
All right,

288
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,800
why did you
choose them over us ?

289
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,720
Is it 'cause
I don't have a job ?

290
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,480
Is it because
I dyed my hair ?

291
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:09,440
Look, I don't have a job because
hyde turned me into a burnout.

292
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:14,120
And I dyed my hair because
jackie destroyed my self-esteem.

293
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,920
Also, I rock as a blonde.

294
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,280
Are you beginning to see the influence
that they have on people ?

295
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,680
I'm telling you, if
you stick with them,

296
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,800
your daughter's just gonna be a burnout,
low self-esteem lump with no job.

297
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,240
All right, you're just trying
to make us look bad.

298
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,280
Yeah, they're doing
a decent job of it.

299
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,280
Kelso, why did
you pick us ?

300
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,400
Great. Now I feel awkward.

301
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:41,600
Look, I picked them because I think
they're gonna last longer than you.

302
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:43,360
What ?

303
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,760
They just broke up
and got back together.

304
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,280
Well, at least they're
doing somethin'.

305
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,560
What are you guys doin' ?

306
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,640
You don't know.
Nobody knows !

307
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,680
They're just a
safer bet right now.

308
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,120
Oh, my god.

309
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,440
This is better than when
he made us godparents.

310
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,440
We win everything !

311
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:05,960
Wow.

312
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,040
Well...

313
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,640
I don't really have
a speech prepared, but...

314
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,320
I just wanna thank
you guys for sucking.

315
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,440
Look, you guys,

316
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,880
if I knock somebody else up,
you're totally on the list.

317
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,720
I can't believe he doesn't
think we're gonna last. It's...

318
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,360
you don't think
he's right, do you ?

319
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,400
Well, I don't know. We have
kind of been drifting this last year.

320
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,080
No,

321
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,880
no, not drifting.
You know,

322
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:41,960
exploring.

323
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,680
Exploring is drifting, eric.

324
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:49,080
Oh, you know what ? This is all your fault.
You're always saying that

325
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,200
something is something else.

326
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:54,320
God, it's like you're a
big, blonde thesaurus.

327
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,600
Well, excuse me
for knowing words, eric.

328
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:01,080
Okay, you know what ? This fight keeps going
nowhere, and you wanna know why ?

329
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:04,520
We are actually freaking out
over something that kelso said.

330
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:09,080
Kelso, the guy who doesn't understand
how hot dogs survive in the wild without eyes.

331
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,680
Okay, so you're not...
you're not worried, then ?

332
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:14,320
No.

333
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,840
I don't know. Maybe a little bit,
but I'll tell you what.

334
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,520
I'm gonna find a job.

335
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,640
Great, and I'm gonna
dye my hair back.

336
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,400
No, oh, no, no.
The blonde stays.

337
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,040
I'm still using it.

338
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,240
All right, man, you
accused me of stealing,

339
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,760
so I've thought up a very
clever way of getting you back.

340
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,840
Today you wear
the rainbow afro.

341
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,720
Actually, you know what ?

342
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,840
I don't think so.

343
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,120
Watch this.

344
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:59,160
luck be a lady tonight

345
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:05,280
luck be a lady tonight

346
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:12,800
luck if you've ever
been a lady to begin...

347
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:16,760
I don't care about that.

348
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,560
Everybody knows
I sing sinatra all the time.

349
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,520
Whoa, shoplifter !

350
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,760
Amateur.

351
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:30,340
here's two bedrooms
with one and a half baths.

352
00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:32,300
A half bath ?

353
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:36,340
How does the
water stay in ?

354
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,900
Here's one
with a dishwasher.

355
00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:43,220
Ah, I don't want another
foreigner living with us.

356
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:46,820
We don't need a
dishwasher anyway.

357
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:48,780
Who's gonna do
the dishes ?

358
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:50,660
We'll just order in.

359
00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:53,900
You never wanna
take me anywhere.