1 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:06,640 Ok, so... 2 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,280 Tell me about the job hunt. 3 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,720 Did my little worker bee find a happy hive? 4 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:16,000 No. All the jobs had the same problem... 5 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,680 a dumbass boss. 6 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:21,480 You know, one guy actually thought that duct tape 7 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:24,080 was called "duck" tape. 8 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,440 A security guard had to pull us apart. 9 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:32,800 Oh, honey, you'll find something. You worked at that auto parts plant for so long... 10 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,920 did you try looking at auto parts stores? 11 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,400 Well, I'll be, kitty. 12 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:42,520 And here I spent all morning applying to be an astronaut. 13 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,280 what the hell is wrong with your muffler? 14 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,920 I hadn't noticed anything. 15 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:04,280 Maybe I was too busy enjoying my morning ice cream. That's right. 16 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:08,800 My morning ice cream. Part of my new "year off" philosophy, I want a treat, 17 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:10,280 I get a treat. 18 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,200 We haven't even had lunch yet. 19 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:18,920 Eric never eats dessert before a meal. He used to say, "when I finish my peas, I can eat what I please." 20 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,720 I taught him that. 21 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:26,920 I also taught him, "eat your asparagus, or people will stare at us." 22 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:30,560 It's not true, but he was little. 23 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,840 Good lord. Is that bubble gum ice cream? 24 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:39,760 Well, it's not simply bubble gum ice cream. It's frosty double bubble blast off. 25 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,640 Why are you with him? 26 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,760 I find him whimsical. 27 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,280 So do I. 28 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,560 Isn't that nice? They find me whimsical. 29 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,040 Who's got a bad muffler? 30 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,240 See? Even bob knows when a car sounds off. 31 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,280 I never know what you mean by "even bob"... 32 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,840 but I like to assume it's a compliment. 33 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,440 Have you checked your muffler lately? 34 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,960 Uh, I'm gonna be honest with you, I haven'T. 35 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,120 But that green liquid stuff under the hood seems to be at a 36 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,000 really healthy level. 37 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,000 Coolant. 38 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:18,080 Donna, I think I can handle this, okay? 39 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,440 You cool it. 40 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,600 All right, that's it. 41 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:25,160 We're goin' to the muffler shop. 42 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:29,160 This whole family is gonna learn a little lesson in muffler care today. 43 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:33,480 Well, it's not a trip to europe, but at least I get out of the house. 44 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:38,960 Wait a second. You're not just tricking me into the car then really taking me to the pediatrician for a booster shot, are you? 45 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,120 No. 46 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,200 Good. 47 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,920 'Cause that only works twice. 48 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:52,440 so, steven, did you have a good time when you went out with your new dad? 49 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:53,640 Yeah, it was all right. 50 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,280 Well, have you called him yet? 51 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,200 No. 52 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:00,480 Well, I know if i went out with a boy and he didn't call me after three days, 53 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,760 I'd know he wasn't interested. 54 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,720 Well, jackie, my dad and I aren't dating. 55 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,720 We're a father and an illegitimate son. 56 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:15,120 - Great news. I had a baby, and it's a girl. - Hi, man.. 57 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,200 - Fantastic. - Congratulations, man. 58 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:22,760 See, michael, I'm trying to be happy for you, but your hair is making it really hard. 59 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,720 What happened? 60 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:29,840 Well, I was waiting for brooke to have the baby, right? And I was chewing gum, and then-- 61 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:34,080 and then I decided that I wanted to blow a bubble as big as my head. 62 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,040 And then I did. 63 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,360 And then you probably figured out the rest of the story. 64 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,000 Oh, what's her name? 65 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,000 - Betsy. - fat girl's name. 66 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,720 I don't know. I kinda like it. 67 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,400 But, of course, I also like the larger ladies. 68 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:57,040 Well, I had no say. If it was up to me, it would've been something classy, like bambi. 69 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:02,600 Man, do you even know what classy means? 'Cause you're always sayin' things are classy when they aren't, 70 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,880 like your "classy" carpeted van. 71 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,640 The shaggin' wagon? 72 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:13,320 - That had a buttload of class. - Check it out. 73 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,240 Wait, michael, 74 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,880 these are all pictures of you. 75 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,920 Yeah, I was the only thing not covered in slime. 76 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,440 Oh, here's one of brooke's boobs. 77 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,720 Where did that one of brooke's boobs go? 78 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,560 Oh, here we go. 79 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,280 Here's a picture of the kid. 80 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,360 Nice, kelso. She's got brooke's eyes 81 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,840 and your fondness for mooning the camera. 82 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:48,600 Oh, michael, she is adorable. 83 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:51,760 Hey, I brought cigars to celebrate. 84 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,120 - Ooh, sweet. - Fun. 85 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,640 I love cigars. 86 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,880 I hate cigars. 87 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:01,440 This is way worse than what we usually do in the circle. 88 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,880 It tastes disgusting. It smells rank. 89 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,840 It doesn't even make stuff funny. 90 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,320 This should be illegal. 91 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,240 I hate this. 92 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,440 It's like smoking a dirty sock, only easier. 93 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,720 I love cigars. 94 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,400 I'm good at everything! 95 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,400 I just threw up a little. 96 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:08,800 "Out of business"? 97 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,680 I can't believe it. I loved this place. How could this happen? 98 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,800 Red, it's not your ancestral home. 99 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:20,000 Well, what kind of a town is this anymore if we don't even have a muffler shop? 100 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,160 A loud one. 101 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:25,840 oh, cheer up. Maybe this is good news. 102 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:31,520 Ooh, what if something fun opens up here next, like a button shop? 103 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:39,080 we could come here as a family and just dig and dig through big drawers of buttons. 104 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,600 I think it sounds fun. 105 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:48,920 Okay, you guys, I made a list of all the things I want to do on my year off. Check out number five. 106 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:51,840 "Jump into my car through the window" like the duke boys." 107 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:53,360 No, no, no, no. 108 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:56,240 No, I already did that. That should be crossed off. 109 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,000 Number six. 110 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,120 "Vandalize a local business." 111 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,880 Yes, and today I happened to see an out-of-business muffler shop. 112 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,160 Imagine the muffler shop signs 113 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,720 with the "l-e-r" 114 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,080 scratched off the word "muffler." 115 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:12,680 Eric... 116 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,200 no, that's gross. 117 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:18,480 What's gross? I don't get it. I want to know what's gross. 118 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,360 "Replace your old muffler" 119 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,680 without the "ler"? 120 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,520 "Replace your old mu--" 121 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,840 oh, I get it. 122 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:31,760 I get it. 123 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:35,440 Okay. You know I'm digging the new whimsical eric, but 124 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:38,640 don't you think you could find a prank that isn't highly offensive to women? 125 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:41,200 Donna, you're asking me to play tennis without a racket here. 126 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:43,120 Okay, what if.. 127 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:49,800 what if you took "m-u-f" off the front of "muffler" so the sign says stuff about "flers"? Right? 128 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:55,160 That's french for "flowers," and people will be really mad if they thought it was a french flower shop. 129 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,440 Huh? 130 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:59,320 Yeah, that sucks. Yours is funny. Go. 131 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:06,560 I never thought this would happen, but I have officially become more attractive. 132 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:13,720 Tonight, I have a date with a chick who called my single fatherhood the cutest thing she'd ever heard of. 133 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:17,800 You know, I don't know why more guys don't impregnate women and then not marry them. 134 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,880 Maybe because it's irresponsible and shortsighted. 135 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:26,440 Okay, I might be irresponsible, but my vision is perfect. 136 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,080 "trade in your used muffler." 137 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:38,320 It's brilliant. 138 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:42,760 He's right. I am delighted and disgusted at the same time. 139 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:46,160 It's just nice to finally feel that way when I'm not alone. 140 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:49,640 - Hey, uh, let me ask you guys a question about my dad. - Shoot. 141 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:54,240 How often are you supposed to talk to the man who impregnated your mom before she married the man you thought was your father? 142 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:58,520 Um, I could check with some folks in kentucky and get back to you. 143 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:02,040 I could give you the number of some first cousins who got married. 144 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,480 Thanks, man. I don't really want to talk to your parents. 145 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,840 Oh! Good burn. 146 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:13,680 Okay, ice cream's finished. Bubble gum, I will save you for later. Guys, let's do this. 147 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:18,080 "Winterize your muffler." 148 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:24,720 You know, I almost hope we get arrested. I really want this on my record. 149 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:37,440 well, it's clear these baby pictures are having the desired effect. 150 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:42,920 Oh, here's another one after we hosed her off and warmed her up. 151 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,520 Oh, she's so cute. Almost as cute as you. 152 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:48,840 Yeah, she wishes. 153 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:52,760 Oh, my gosh! I had that same blankie when I was a baby. 154 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,480 My daddy used to wrap me in it after my bath. 155 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,520 Your daddy? 156 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:00,760 Oh, my god. 157 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,640 You're--you're somebody's daughter? 158 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,280 So? 159 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:11,760 So I'm thinking about how I would feel if my baby girl was out with a guy like me. 160 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:15,760 And it is not good! I'm all hands! 161 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,120 That's okay, because I want you to... 162 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:23,520 dude, that is not what that is for! 163 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,000 Look at you, 164 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,920 with your bright eyes and your rosy cheeks. 165 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,720 I think vandalism really agrees with you. 166 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,440 Well, donna, I think I've really turned a corner here. I'm tough, 167 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:37,840 I'm gritty... 168 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,880 okay, I've got paint under my fingernails. 169 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,920 I may need to borrow my mother's manicure set. 170 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:48,280 No, leave it. It makes you look dangerous. Like... 171 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,960 like you don't even know what a manicure set is. 172 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:55,480 Donna, you got a little something on your face. I got it. 173 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,080 Kitty, come on in here. 174 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,840 Boy, have I got big news. 175 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:05,240 - What's going on? - We just came from the bank. 176 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:08,320 You know that muffler shop that went out of business? 177 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,640 I bought it. 178 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,080 Oh, no! 179 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:18,360 Do the oh, no oh, no! 180 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,840 Do the oh, no oh, no! 181 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,000 Come on! 182 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,480 Everybody. 183 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:26,600 Do the oh, no say what? 184 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,400 Do the oh, no right now 185 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,400 what the hell? 186 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,280 - Yeah, - "what the hell?" Is right. 187 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:50,280 Who would do such an irresponsible and 188 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,280 ironic thing? 189 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:56,400 Certainly not anyone I would want to make out with. 190 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,200 I mean the opposite of that. 191 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:04,000 Okay, you gotta admit it. This one's pretty funny. 192 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,560 I'm sorry. I love wordplay. 193 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,080 I don't get it. 194 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,800 What's so funny about a muff? 195 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,840 - Kitty... - I mean, muffs aren't funny. 196 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:21,760 I have a beautiful gray one that I have been using for years. 197 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,800 For the love of god, 198 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,400 please. 199 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:30,120 - Just tell me what's so funny about my - nothing. 200 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,400 Nothing is funny. 201 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,120 Exactly. 202 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,960 Would you look at this? 203 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:41,080 Bubble gum ice cream? 204 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,000 Okay, 205 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,680 good start. 206 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:51,040 Now let's fan out and search for more clues. 207 00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:01,280 So then I realized that kimberly is some guy's daughter. 208 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,800 Yeah, he probably loves her as much as I love my daughter, 209 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:11,600 and then I had to go and take a boiling hot shower and scrub until a little skin came off. 210 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:15,360 So the joy of having a daughter has come with some tragedy. 211 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:18,720 You can no longer treat women like meaningless whores. 212 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:20,760 Sucker! 213 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,360 Steven, see, fathers love their children, 214 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,360 just like your new daddy loves you, so call him. 215 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:30,240 No. 216 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,640 Steven, you never do anything I say. 217 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:37,920 If you were a dog or someone who worked for me, I'd smack you in the nose with a newspaper. 218 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:40,440 All right, 219 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:45,560 you guys, this is serious! I may never be able to have sex again, 220 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:50,360 now that I realize that women are more than just sex objects. 221 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:56,240 Hey, is this like the time you realized you wanted to be a cop or like the time you realized that you were a robot? 222 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:01,520 My eyes were red in all of my pictures. 223 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,920 You know, I just don't believe that you've changed this much. 224 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,120 For example, 225 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:14,000 what would you do if I were to lean way over like this? 226 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,200 What are you doing? Grab it, man! 227 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:27,240 I can't! I respect women now! Listen, what am I gonna do? 228 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,880 It's no big deal, man. You can, um, just... 229 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:33,960 - ...never have sex again. - With this body? 230 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,840 All right, the people would riot in the streets. 231 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,880 You know, you could engage in a meaningful relationship. 232 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:46,080 Donna, this is no time for your feminist mumbo-jumbo. 233 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,400 Okay, wait, you guys, he doesn't wanna change. 234 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:53,760 He wants to feel like he's respecting women while still acting like a shallow creep. 235 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,080 You know, you've always gotten me, jackie. 236 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:04,000 That's it. I need a loophole so I can keep doing what I'm doing without being a bad father. 237 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,520 The father! 238 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,720 The father is the key. 239 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,960 Oh, so we kill the father. 240 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,040 Yeah, that's.. that's not what I meant. 241 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,520 Oh, me either. 242 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,440 Well, of course steven should call his dad. 243 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,120 I know, but he won't do it, and I've tried everything-- 244 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:31,000 nagging him, poking him, smacking him. 245 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,280 You know, my bag of tricks is empty. 246 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,560 Well, he needs a father. 247 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:41,720 The day is fast approaching when someone's gonna have to talk to him about the birds and the bees. 248 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,000 Well, actually, mrs. Forman... 249 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,680 yes, it's fast, fast approaching. 250 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:52,800 - Oh! Here he comes. Okay, please do something. - Okay. I'm good at this. 251 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:59,000 Oh, this is steven's father, you say? 252 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:04,680 You really wanna talk to him but he has to call you first, you say? 253 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,960 Mrs. Forman? 254 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,920 I know you're not really on the phone with my dad. 255 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,120 Oh, you do? 256 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,360 Oh, you do? 257 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,720 Well, you're right. 258 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:23,400 - I thought you said you were good at this. - He is a lot savvier than eric. 259 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:28,480 Why can't you guys just let me do things my own way? 260 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,040 Because I know meeting your dad meant a lot to you. 261 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:36,520 And every time something means a lot to you, you push it away before it can push you away. 262 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:43,000 And every time something means a lot to me, I smother it, which is why we're such a good couple. 263 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,000 Fine. 264 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:49,080 I'll call, if you both promise to stop bothering me about it and let me do it by myself. 265 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,480 - Absolutely. - Anything you want. 266 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,960 I wish I had a camera. 267 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,840 Can I just get a picture of you holding the phone? 268 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,760 - I'm hanging up. - We're going. Going. 269 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,880 Yeah, hi. William barnett, please. 270 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,000 Hey, man, it's steven. 271 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,720 Tell him you love him! Daddy, daddy, he loves you! 272 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,200 hello, sir. I'm here to pick up kimberly. 273 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,200 And I figure if I'm up-front with you about my intentions, 274 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,440 we can all feel good about our date. 275 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:31,480 Now 276 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:35,040 I'm about to do things of a sexual nature with your daughter. 277 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,600 And even though she does those things... with everyone, 278 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:43,520 I have a new respect for the father/daughter relationship now that I have a daughter... 279 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:47,160 out of wedlock. I'm no longer with the mother. Don't worry. 280 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:52,600 So I figure with your permission, I can proceed to pleasure her time and time again. 281 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,160 What do you say? 282 00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:57,756 Ow! 283 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,120 I can't believe red bought the muffler shop. 284 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:09,880 All right, that's it. New eric's out, old eric's back. 285 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,000 I should probably just go upstairs and 286 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,000 think about what I've done. 287 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,600 Come on. 288 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,720 You can't turn back now. 289 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,960 You're like an explorer, discovering a new you. 290 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:24,720 When columbus discovered america instead of the west indies, did he go to his room? 291 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:29,560 No, he waded into mexico and stole all of their gold. 292 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,200 Okay, I'm not following. 293 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:37,360 I think it's hot when you do naughty stuff, and I want you to keep doing it. 294 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,880 You know what? It is hot. 295 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,640 And I'm not gonna let red bully me out of it. I mean, how often was I hot before? 296 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,280 Almost never, right! 297 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,080 But now I am hot, and hot.. 298 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,760 I will stay. 299 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,600 Let's celebrate. 300 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,640 one of red's beers? 301 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,320 There's a new sheriff in town, little lady. 302 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,760 Well, if it isn't my son the vandal. 303 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:09,440 You know, I oughta vandalize your ass with my foot. 304 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:13,840 Look, I said I was sorry and I'd fix up the shop. 305 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,880 Come on, dad. Aren't we.. 306 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,880 aren't we getting a little old for this whole dance? 307 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,720 I mean, here we are, shaking our booties, and I mean... 308 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,040 disco's dead. 309 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,400 You're not taking dance classes again, are you? 310 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,640 No. 311 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,080 I'm saying here's what's gonna happen. 312 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,800 You're gonna accept my apology, man to man, 313 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,320 and then sit down with me and my girl here 314 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,440 and enjoy this beer. 315 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,400 No. 316 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,640 Here's what's gonna happen. 317 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:50,440 You are gonna put down that beer and go to your room. 318 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,160 Or... 319 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,520 here's what's gonna happen. 320 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,360 I am gonna go to my room, 321 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,960 but first... 322 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,240 I'm gonna chug this beer. 323 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,120 Chug it, eric. 324 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,000 Okay, that's really fizzy. 325 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,880 But I think I made my point. 326 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,400 Now you put some saran warp on that. 327 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,600 And i will finish it later. 328 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:36,320 I will have you know that my friend linda just filled me in on some slang words 329 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:40,320 that some people in my family find funny, 330 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:45,800 and now I can never feel comfortable with my muff again. 331 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,640 - Mom, you.. - don't laugh, mister. 332 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:52,840 When you were a baby, I used to put you in it when you got out of the tub. 333 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,360 Okay, this isn't funny anymore. 334 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,080 Stop!