1 00:00:02,708 --> 00:00:04,049 December 31st, 1979 10:45 2 00:00:05,260 --> 00:00:06,500 Man, the last day of the seventies. 3 00:00:07,620 --> 00:00:10,340 You know, thinking back it’s like one big blur. 4 00:00:11,980 --> 00:00:12,620 You’re welcome... 5 00:00:14,380 --> 00:00:16,700 You know Donna, it kinda sucks that you are leaving for college today. 6 00:00:17,340 --> 00:00:20,980 I mean I kinda wanted to ring in the new year by throwing out all your curduroy boy-pants. 7 00:00:22,180 --> 00:00:24,180 Well classes start on Monday and Eric gets back at five 8 00:00:24,180 --> 00:00:26,860 so I just wanna like get out of here before all the drama. 9 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:28,500 Wait a second... 10 00:00:28,980 --> 00:00:29,660 If you’re actually going, 11 00:00:29,940 --> 00:00:32,500 then who is going to be the recipient of Fez’ traditional midnight feel-up? 12 00:00:33,780 --> 00:00:36,140 Well I was thinking that Fez’ll be feeling up Jackie. 13 00:00:36,540 --> 00:00:37,860 I mean, she’s his new victim... 14 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:40,540 I mean... girlfriend. 15 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:45,060 Oh. I don't know Jackie and I haven’t even had our first official kiss yet. 16 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:48,340 Yeah it’s been a little hard making the transition. 17 00:00:48,620 --> 00:00:50,380 Yeah and I don’t know what to do because... 18 00:00:50,580 --> 00:00:53,380 now that she is not pushing me away and saying "get off" it’s just awkward. 19 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:56,060 Wait a second... 20 00:00:56,540 --> 00:00:57,900 Why are we wasting our time talking about this? 21 00:00:58,220 --> 00:00:59,980 Donna’s leaving town, it’s the end of the decade, 22 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:01,820 we should be doing something awesome man. 23 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:03,700 Something we have never done before... 24 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:05,140 Or this. 25 00:01:15,940 --> 00:01:17,020 Wow... 26 00:01:17,220 --> 00:01:18,380 Wine at eleven-thirty huh? 27 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:20,780 Did you run out of Bourbon? 28 00:01:22,780 --> 00:01:24,460 Well I am just a complete wreck. 29 00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:27,220 I’ve decided I don’t wanna leave Wisconsin. 30 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:28,580 D’you tell Red? 31 00:01:28,980 --> 00:01:32,380 Well I... I’ve been trying to but, he’s just, he’s so excited about Florida. 32 00:01:33,820 --> 00:01:35,540 Oh, but I’ve been dropping hints, 33 00:01:36,020 --> 00:01:38,500 I told him that sunshine makes people whistle 34 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:41,740 because I know how much he wants to punch those people in the face. 35 00:01:43,980 --> 00:01:44,620 Steven! 36 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:46,580 Here’s a cheque for you. 37 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:48,500 It’s for all the rent you’ve paid over the years. 38 00:01:48,940 --> 00:01:51,340 I put it into a savings account so you’d have something to get you started. 39 00:01:53,260 --> 00:01:54,420 Wow! 40 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:56,900 This will buy me a monster bag of… 41 00:02:00,060 --> 00:02:01,460 marshmellows... 42 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:06,180 Yeah well, you gonna need a place to live now that we’re moving to Florida. 43 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:07,780 Boy... 44 00:02:09,180 --> 00:02:11,460 It’s gonna be strange selling the house. 45 00:02:12,820 --> 00:02:13,740 That’s true. 46 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:15,900 Plenty of warm memories… 47 00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:21,380 You morons just hung vacancy-signs on your asses! And my foot’s looking for a room! 48 00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:23,940 You know I had to vandalize your ass with my foot... 49 00:02:23,940 --> 00:02:28,060 Sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass... 50 00:02:28,340 --> 00:02:30,820 How’d you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass? 51 00:02:30,820 --> 00:02:33,980 How about I drive my foot into this thing called your ass? 52 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:37,220 You know we could call in a specialist to find my foot in your ass... 53 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:40,660 My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass... 54 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:44,700 And you are about to read a book that my foot wrote... 55 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:48,260 It’s called “On the road to in your ass”. 56 00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:54,300 Did you ever actually do that with your foot? 57 00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:57,660 Once... 58 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:00,180 On Iwo Jima. 59 00:03:01,860 --> 00:03:03,140 I can't talk about it... 60 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:10,620 I love this song. 61 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:12,060 Yes. 62 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:14,020 It’s perfect for our first real kiss. 63 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:19,620 What? 64 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:23,140 Stop it! 65 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:24,540 You smiled first! 66 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:26,300 Well I was thinking about tootsie rolls! 67 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:30,260 Uh Fez, we’re forcing this. 68 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:34,980 Our first kiss has to be romantic and spontaneous. 69 00:03:36,180 --> 00:03:39,700 And as a guy, it’s your job to completely plan that out. 70 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:42,900 I hate being the guy. 71 00:03:43,780 --> 00:03:45,180 And not just because of this. 72 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:46,860 The shoe selection is aweful. 73 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:50,980 Oh, Mrs. Forman... 74 00:03:51,620 --> 00:03:52,860 I have here something 75 00:03:53,220 --> 00:03:55,100 that might make Red reconsider about moving. 76 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:01,220 Oh my God! 77 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:04,220 Packers season tickets? 78 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:07,020 Red had been on that waiting list for ever! 79 00:04:07,420 --> 00:04:09,340 Yeah my grandfather was on that list for 30 years. 80 00:04:09,820 --> 00:04:11,700 When the tickets finally came he was 90 years old. 81 00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:14,100 He ate them. 82 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:18,740 How did you get these? 83 00:04:19,180 --> 00:04:20,740 I used the cash that Red gave me. 84 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:24,820 Oh I would hug you but I know you don’t like that. 85 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:28,660 Thank you... 86 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:34,980 You are such a good boy! 87 00:04:36,060 --> 00:04:37,620 Alright Mrs. Forman, that’s enough. 88 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:41,300 I’ll say when we’re done... 89 00:04:47,140 --> 00:04:49,500 Jackie wants our first kiss to happen somewhere romantic. 90 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:51,540 I wish I could bring her here but this place is ruined... 91 00:04:52,180 --> 00:04:53,500 "Michael + Jackie"... 92 00:04:53,780 --> 00:04:55,340 It’s like going out after Sinatra. 93 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,020 Yeah we’ve had some good times up here man. 94 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:03,740 My favourite thing was watching how people got down… 95 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:21,500 This is a dangerous spot! 96 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:25,500 There you guys are. 97 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:26,980 KELSO! 98 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:28,660 Hey man, when did you get back? 99 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:32,260 Man, c'mon! I'm not going to spend New Year's without my friends... 100 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:35,940 C'mon! Besides, it's, like the turn of the century! 101 00:05:36,940 --> 00:05:38,100 It’s so good to see you.. 102 00:05:40,180 --> 00:05:41,540 Did you just kiss my ear? 103 00:05:43,620 --> 00:05:44,540 A little… 104 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:47,180 I liked it… 105 00:05:48,460 --> 00:05:49,580 I’m so psyched, man... 106 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:51,820 I got this like four-foot bottle rocket 107 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:55,820 and then I’m gonna like tie it to my arm and light it and just blast into the future! 108 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:58,780 Hey you guys... 109 00:05:58,780 --> 00:06:00,580 I just thought of the perfect way to put the seventies to bed. 110 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:04,140 What do you say the three of us jump of this thing one last time together? 111 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:06,340 You’re reading my freakin’ mind! 112 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:09,900 Alright you guys ready? 113 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:10,860 Okay... 114 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:12,700 One… two… 115 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:14,340 Wait, wait. 116 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,140 I know how this works... 117 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:20,180 You’re gonna say three and I’m gonna be the only one that jumps. 118 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:22,860 Well if it makes you feel any better, why don’t you do the counting? 119 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:26,780 That way we all have to jump! 120 00:06:27,340 --> 00:06:28,340 Alright... 121 00:06:28,820 --> 00:06:29,940 Here we go... 122 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:30,940 One… 123 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:32,900 two… 124 00:06:33,780 --> 00:06:34,380 three! 125 00:06:34,380 --> 00:06:36,820 AAAAHHHHAAAAHH! 126 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:45,780 I just can't wait to see my Eric! 127 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:48,740 I wonder what he'll look like? 128 00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:52,780 I'm going to go out on a limb and say... 129 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:55,460 ...skinny. 130 00:06:57,780 --> 00:06:59,860 - Hey. - What the hell man! 131 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:01,500 I thought you left for school like three hours ago. 132 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:04,220 I just want to see Eric one last time, you know? 133 00:07:05,020 --> 00:07:07,300 Show him that even though he broke up with me that I'm fine. 134 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:09,180 Uh-huh... 135 00:07:09,540 --> 00:07:12,460 Or maybe it's cause you still looooove him... 136 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:15,380 You are so off. 137 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:17,420 - Oh he's here! - Oh my God, how's my hair? 138 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:29,500 Where’s Eric? 139 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:31,420 The genius missed his flight. 140 00:07:34,340 --> 00:07:36,780 I circled the airport so many times... 141 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:39,980 ...that my finger actually hurts from flipping people off! 142 00:07:43,060 --> 00:07:44,620 This is so typical of Eric. 143 00:07:45,140 --> 00:07:47,700 I let myself get all excited and then he even doesn’t show up. 144 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:50,220 You know Mrs. Forman I’m sorry, but your son... 145 00:07:50,740 --> 00:07:53,460 is an inconsiderate jerk and I’m so glad I’m through with him! 146 00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:03,860 Yeah, things are going great in Chicago. 147 00:08:04,740 --> 00:08:06,580 I even taught my baby daughter how to say "Burn"... 148 00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:08,260 She doesn't use it right though. 149 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:09,940 I get her a lot more than she gets me. 150 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:12,580 Hey, you’re still doing security at the Playboy-club? 151 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,060 Yeah. I got promoted to supervisor. 152 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:18,700 I’m the guy who says: "don’t touch". 153 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,580 Can you believe that?! Me?! 154 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:24,340 Hey speaking of hot chicks, what's going on with you and that stripper wife of yours? 155 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:27,020 Hmmm... not good, man. She's gone. 156 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:30,380 Apparently she’s not the sweet innocent little girl she pretends to be at the start of her act. 157 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:32,860 That’s bad news. 158 00:08:33,420 --> 00:08:34,620 I totally would’ve done it with her... 159 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:39,580 Man, Hyde, that was right on the bone. 160 00:08:41,060 --> 00:08:42,460 My arm’s all tingly. 161 00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:45,020 Just like your wife would have been if I would have done it with her! 162 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:47,020 Oww! 163 00:08:47,780 --> 00:08:50,340 Ah I missed this… 164 00:09:07,060 --> 00:09:08,820 Remember that time you shot me with a BB gun? 165 00:09:09,180 --> 00:09:11,180 I still have the BB stuck underneath my skin. 166 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:13,700 I like to play with it sometimes when I get bored. 167 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:15,620 Just like I would have done with your wife… 168 00:09:19,340 --> 00:09:21,740 Awesome my tooth is loose! 169 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:28,620 Okay Jackie... 170 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:31,460 I think I figured out why we haven’t been able to have our first kiss. 171 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:34,100 We have too much history together. 172 00:09:34,420 --> 00:09:36,740 So... I thought that tonight... 173 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:40,020 ...would be romantic if I rewrite some of that history. 174 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,500 Look! 175 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:45,980 Oh crap! It was dark... 176 00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:49,780 This really shouldn’t be this hard. 177 00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:52,300 I just want everybody to know how much I love you. 178 00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:55,740 I always have. 179 00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:09,180 That was really nice. 180 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:11,580 Yeah... you have a really strong tongue. 181 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:16,380 Yeah, it's from all the talking. 182 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:26,220 Just when I thought I can't like Florida any more, 183 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:28,260 they reinstate the death penalty! 184 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:32,380 Red... 185 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:37,140 you are not gonna believe what just came for you... 186 00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:41,700 My Packer tickets?! 187 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:43,740 I know! Isn't it terrific? 188 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:46,060 Fifth row. 189 00:10:46,740 --> 00:10:48,460 You can hear the knees blowing out from there! 190 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:53,140 I can't believe I have to give them away... 191 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:55,500 What? 192 00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:59,500 I know how much you're looking forward to Florida. 193 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:01,060 I wouldn't do that to you. 194 00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:05,140 Red, I don't wanna move... 195 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:06,860 What...? 196 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,260 Well... 197 00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:11,060 I was gonna tell you, but ever since we decided to move you... 198 00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:13,220 you've been so happy and smiley... 199 00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:16,100 and you're never that way except for when you kill a deer. 200 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,220 Red this is my home. 201 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:24,260 I don't wanna leave. 202 00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:30,300 Kitty we don't have to go anywhere. 203 00:11:31,780 --> 00:11:33,340 I don't care where I live. 204 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:35,940 As long as I'm with you... 205 00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:39,460 - Really? - Of course. 206 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:43,540 Red... 207 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:48,860 - I love you. - Ohhh I love you too... 208 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:53,980 I was... talking to the tickets... 209 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:03,340 - Hey. - Oh hey man. 210 00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:05,300 If you're looking for Forman, he's still not here. 211 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,420 I don't wanna see him. 212 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:08,660 I just wanna get drunk and ring in the New Year with my friends. 213 00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:11,180 Oh... Well in that case... 214 00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:12,820 welcome on board of "Wasted Airlines"... 215 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:17,660 Should you experience a loss of buzz, a beer will fall into your hand... 216 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:22,060 Please make sure to drink that beer before helping small children with theirs. 217 00:12:23,580 --> 00:12:24,660 Everybody... 218 00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:26,180 ...we have an announcement... 219 00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:27,980 we've decided... 220 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:31,180 not to sell the house. We're going to stay in Point Place. 221 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:36,740 Hey, that's so weird, man. I was just thinkin' of movin' to Point Place! 222 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:40,500 Well... 223 00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:42,060 I am just... 224 00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:44,260 I am just so happy we're staying because... 225 00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:47,180 I would miss you so. 226 00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:51,180 Like Fez... 227 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:54,540 the way you and I have tea and... 228 00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:57,500 make fun of male ice-skaters... 229 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:00,900 And Jackie... 230 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,860 you're such a doll. 231 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,660 I don't even mind your bad-handed compliments. 232 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:12,100 Ohhh Mrs. Forman, you're my favourite old lady! 233 00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:16,820 Oh, and you too Leo... 234 00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:22,580 You always make my day when you wave and smile hello. 235 00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:27,260 Even when you are urinating on my mailbox... 236 00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:30,220 Oh, and Bob... 237 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:33,500 No matter what I cook, you can't pass it up. 238 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:35,300 Kinda like... 239 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:39,140 you can't pass up a woman's rear end without yelling "Whoohoo"! 240 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,020 Just being polite. 241 00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:45,660 And Steven... 242 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,420 My second son... 243 00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:51,900 I adore you... 244 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:53,460 But you know uhm... 245 00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:58,700 now that we're staying maybe you could shave your mustache, because, Honey... 246 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:01,660 you look like a forty-year old male prostitute. 247 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:09,100 And Donna, sweetheart... 248 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,100 No matter where you go... 249 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,540 I will always love you like a daughter. 250 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:25,980 I'm so sorry things didn't work out with you and Eric. 251 00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:29,740 Uhm... I think I need some air... 252 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:33,540 So... 253 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,340 speaking of daughters... 254 00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:38,260 has anyone seen Laurie? 255 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,140 Now listen Bob, uh... 256 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:45,300 I know that you were counting on me for the bait shop and all... 257 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,100 Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. I'm a big boy... 258 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,020 I can make it on my own... 259 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,860 I'm gonna miss you so much! 260 00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:56,780 Wow, you're getting really good at this kissing thing... 261 00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:58,740 It's magical... 262 00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:00,460 I couldn't ask for anything else. 263 00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:03,900 So... when do we get to second base? 264 00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:09,500 Oh Mr. Forman, can I light this off in your house? 265 00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:13,260 Sure, and then I'll light my foot off in your ass. 266 00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:17,980 And that my friends, is the last foot-in-ass of the decade! 267 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:20,860 Cheers! 268 00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:25,380 Michael, I just... it's so good to see you. 269 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:28,460 The girls in the emergency room were just asking about you. 270 00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:31,860 You know, it's like I've been gone for so long... 271 00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:33,740 I almost forgot you're a hot Mom! 272 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:40,260 You know what else it hot? My foot when it's in your ass. 273 00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:43,780 Look at that. He got one more in him! 274 00:15:48,119 --> 00:15:49,661 (Big Star's "Thirteen" playing) 275 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:55,147 Won't you let me walk you home from school? 276 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:03,339 And won't you let me meet you at the pool? 277 00:16:07,171 --> 00:16:11,397 Maybe friday I can 278 00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:15,672 get tickets for the dance 279 00:16:18,235 --> 00:16:22,439 And I'll take you 280 00:16:22,639 --> 00:16:25,578 Ooh, hoo 281 00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:35,700 Happy new year. 282 00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:38,980 Eric. 283 00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:41,740 Donna, I'm sorry I'm late. 284 00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:44,380 I caught the last flight out. 285 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,060 So, uh... 286 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,820 Awkward. 287 00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:56,180 So... how are you? 288 00:16:57,420 --> 00:16:58,660 I'm good. 289 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,740 I start college next week. 290 00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:03,020 Oh... 291 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,900 - That's awesome. - Yeah. 292 00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,780 So what, you just came back here for New Year's Eve? 293 00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:16,820 Look Donna... 294 00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:21,700 when I left I was so... 295 00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:25,860 positive that I was doing the right thing. 296 00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:33,580 - But now I've been gone so long... - Eric, things are a lot different now... 297 00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:37,220 I know. 298 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,580 It's just Donna, I thought about you every day. 299 00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:50,620 And you know what? It turns out that, uhm... 300 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,780 Red was right... 301 00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:57,220 I am a dumb-ass! 302 00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:03,380 Donna, I'm sorry. 303 00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:23,620 So uh... 304 00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:27,540 - sounds like there is a party going on in there? - Yeah there is... 305 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,300 You're Mom's like really drunk... 306 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:31,580 Oh okay... 307 00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:35,020 Yeah I don't know if I'm ready for all that. 308 00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:40,460 I wish there was just some way to take the edge off... 309 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,980 Edge, you are officially off! 310 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:48,620 Eric, I have the most incredible news. 311 00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:51,060 I have kissed Jacqueline Burkhart! 312 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:54,460 Yeah Fez. I have some incredible news too... 313 00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:56,620 So has everyone else! 314 00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:01,060 I think it makes total sense that Fez ended up with Jackie. 315 00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:03,420 She started out with me, the Ferrari... 316 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:06,100 And then she went to Hyde, the Mustang... 317 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,060 And now she's with Fez, who's like a... 318 00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:11,980 donkey pulling a cart full of brightly colored Mexican blankets! 319 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:14,580 Oh hey Kelso, I almost forgot... 320 00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:17,220 I got you something from Africa for your daughter. 321 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:21,220 Check it out. A genuine... plastic rhino-horn. 322 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:27,140 Awesome! Look guys, I'm a rhino! 323 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:32,500 Guys, I think it's time we honor all the braincells that survived the seventies. 324 00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:36,260 Despite our best efforts some of those bastards pulled through. 325 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:39,260 Tonight, they're going down... 326 00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:43,820 Die braincells, die! And you're next liver... 327 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,340 Hey... did you guys hear about that car that runs on water? 328 00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:53,100 It's got a fiberglass aircooled engine and it runs on water, man! 329 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:57,780 It's like we never run out of things to talk about down here... 330 00:19:58,460 --> 00:20:00,060 I knew you burnouts were down here. 331 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,660 You guys, it's almost midnight. Mrs. Forman is pouring the champagne. 332 00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:08,300 Hey guys, last one up the stairs... 333 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,340 has to call Red a dumb-ass! 334 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,665 Oh man... 335 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:23,126 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5... 336 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:27,206 4, 3, 2, 1. 337 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:34,683 "Hello It's Me" by Todd Rundgren 338 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:37,458 It's important to me 339 00:20:40,329 --> 00:20:44,189 that you got to have freedom 340 00:20:44,306 --> 00:20:45,860 Free 341 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:53,105 'cause I never wanna make you change for me 342 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,540 Boy we're good! 343 00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:57,380 We're really good!