1 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:04,480 Wow that was great. 2 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:06,280 I'm glad we stretched beforehand. 3 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:11,160 And I have to say, I was terrific. 4 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:16,280 You know, I've never said this before Tracy, but... 5 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,280 you're the best lover I ever had. 6 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:25,960 You know I have never said this before Nicole, but... 7 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:29,200 you're the best lover I ever had. 8 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,240 I never said this before Susan... 9 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:39,280 you're the best lover I ever had. 10 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,360 My name is Lucy. 11 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:46,160 The one time people understand me I get the name wrong. 12 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:57,200 Jackie, I'd offer you a third sandwhich but you've cleaned me out of meat and condiments. 13 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,280 And cheese-whiz. 14 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:04,440 Well now we're gonna have to use the artificial stuff. 15 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:07,880 I don't know what's wrong with me okay? 16 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:10,640 I want a guy I can't have, I can't stop stuffing my face. 17 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,640 I am a thin girl with fat girl problems. 18 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:15,280 Alright. 19 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,440 If Fez and Jackie get together, it's official... 20 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,720 She becomes Point Place sluttiest slut. 21 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,480 Well I think it's nice you wanna be with Fez. 22 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,640 He has turned into a fine young man. 23 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:29,600 And you never know with foreigners, they can go either way. 24 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,080 Come on Jackie, I know what'll cheer you up. 25 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,880 Let's go down to the mall and make fun of all the people coming out of the Big&Tall store. 26 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:46,520 Donna, if you need something from the Big&Tall, just say so... 27 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:49,680 Well Kitty... 28 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,200 ...cardiologist said I don't have to take my heart pills anymore. 29 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,480 Well that is wonderful news. 30 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,520 Oh and you know what this means? 31 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,480 We can bring back fried cheese friday! 32 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:02,960 It's not good news Kitty. 33 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:06,000 I just bought a four month supply of heart pills I don't need now. 34 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,720 That's 200 bucks down the crapper. 35 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:11,520 Why don't you just sell 'em? 36 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:18,120 You know, there's a seedy subculture that buys drugs for recreation... 37 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:24,520 I saw one time on an after school special... 38 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:31,960 Well you can't sell drugs, it's illegal. And it should be, because people shouldn't have easy access to... 39 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:35,080 ...addictive substances that dull their senses. 40 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,640 I will be in the bath. 41 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,800 You know man, you can sell those pills. 42 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,360 No I can't. 43 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,480 Yes you can, you just have to find the right market. 44 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,880 Well who the hell is gonna want a bunch of heart pills? 45 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,800 Anybody here take procardiacs? 46 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:58,680 The doctor is in! 47 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,480 It is torture knowing Fez is with all these different women. 48 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:45,200 All I hear from his bedroom is "Oh Fez, you're so hot"... 49 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,760 And then he comes out of his room and goes off to his date. 50 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,840 Yeah. If the walls of Fez' bedroom could talk. 51 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,320 Well, we probably wouldn't be able to understand them either. 52 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,960 You know if the walls in Fez' bedroom could talk they'd yell... 53 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:02,520 "quit humping your Victorica Principal poster"! 54 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,960 Oh. Hey Fez... 55 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,400 Where's your skank of the day? 56 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,320 I worked a double yesterday. 57 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,280 So I'm taking the day off. 58 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:19,120 In fact, I'm taking a break from the ladies altogether. 59 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:20,840 I knew it, he's gay! 60 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,680 I just won 20 bucks from Mrs. Forman! 61 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:30,640 No, I'm done sewing my wild oates. Mostly because my oates can't take it anymore. 62 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,960 These tight jeans make my ass look great, but you pay the price up front. 63 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:39,440 So wait Fez uhm, what, no more one night stands? 64 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:43,280 Nope. I just didn't find those meaningless flings satisfying. 65 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,880 I think I might be a one woman guy. 66 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,880 Do you hear that Jackie? Fez is a one woman guy... 67 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,680 Yeah. Surprising, but true. 68 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,920 Now if you'll excuse me, these jeans are splitting me in half. 69 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,120 Congratulations Jackie, he's all yours! 70 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:03,280 It's like you won the lottery. 71 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:07,200 Oh you know, a really crappy lottery. 72 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,880 Pretty cool huh... 50 bucks for 15 minutes work. 73 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,440 That was on a slow day. 74 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:18,120 Imagine what we could make if we set up shop on Betty Grable movie night. 75 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:24,120 Steven, we're not setting up shop anywhere. All I want to do is get my money back. 76 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,600 Just like after I bought Eric that baseball mitt. 77 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,040 Dumbass used it as a hat. 78 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,480 Fine. We'll just get your money back. 79 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:35,800 Now, where is the rest of the stash? 80 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:40,800 It's in the medicine cabinet and don't start calling the heart medicine the stash! 81 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,440 It makes it sound like we... 82 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,400 What's going on? 83 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:56,400 Oh. Just... having a little man-to-man talk. 84 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:59,320 About what? 85 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:01,600 Well uh... 86 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,640 Steven's getting a little older and he just had some... 87 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,080 questions... 88 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,960 Oh please. He was married to a stripper. 89 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,520 If anything, he should be giving you advice. 90 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:20,680 See what you made me do?! 91 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:23,360 Now I'm lying to Kitty about selling drugs. 92 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:29,560 That's it I'm throwing those pills away. I can't spend my retirement as a lying... 93 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,120 ...dope peddler. 94 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:33,960 No man, you're not a dope peddler. 95 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,640 You are champion of the people! 96 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:40,560 Now, where does Kitty keep those little plastic baggies? 97 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:51,240 So Fez, I hear you've been with a different woman every night. 98 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:57,040 I just hope you're doing the gentlemanly thing. 99 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,280 "Thank you" cards never go out of style. 100 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:03,280 Actually Miss Kitty, I'm hanging out my leather pants. 101 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,360 Yes. I'm ready to be with the one woman... 102 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,200 ...I should've been with all along. 103 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:14,600 Fez I told you a thousand times, Mr. Forman and I are very happy together. 104 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,680 I'm just kidding! 105 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,320 So, is this woman someone I know? 106 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,520 Yes! 107 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,280 And I know for a fact that she likes me... 108 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:41,320 Oh... Oooohhh... Fez I am so happy for you! 109 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:45,760 New love is exciting, I remember the first time I tried Peppermint Schnapps. 110 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,640 But I want to be the one to tell her so uhm... 111 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,160 ...so please don't tell anyone that we had this conversation. 112 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:55,920 I already forgot about it! 113 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:58,040 What?! 114 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,560 We just had it, pay attention! 115 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,920 No Fez, I can keep a secret. 116 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:08,680 For instance... 117 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:16,440 ...I never told anyone that I once caught Red wearing my nightgown to keep his legs warm. 118 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,640 Oh, oh you didn't hear that! 119 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:29,400 Yes I did, I was right here! 120 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:33,280 No I'm just saying, your secret's safe with me. 121 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,640 Oh hey Mrs. Forman. What’s up? 122 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,360 Fez is crazy about you! 123 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:44,920 Wai- What? Really?! 124 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,680 Yeah! Now I wasn’t supposed to say anything... 125 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:49,800 ...but I hate when they drag things out on soap opera’s. 126 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:54,440 Nothing happens Monday through Thursday, we all know Marlena’s the killer! 127 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:05,120 Let’s just sell these things and go home. 128 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,000 I don’t wanna be known as the pill-guy! 129 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,920 - Relax, you’re not the pill-guy. - Hey! It’s the pill-guy! 130 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,320 Smitty, keep it down! 131 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,640 Red, can you get me any diet-pills? 132 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,520 My wife’s having trouble getting into the house. 133 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:24,200 Through the garage! 134 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:28,960 You think your wife is big? My wife just took a job at the movie theatre. 135 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,440 As the screen! 136 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,680 Hey guys. You come here to tell jokes or do business? 137 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,760 The way I see it, you guys got a condition, we got the product. 138 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,440 So quit yankin’ my crank and let’s do this, huh? 139 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:45,600 So is there someplace that we can talk a little more private? 140 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,520 Certainly. Step into my office… 141 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,800 Okay, this is what I’ve been thinking. 142 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:58,880 You give us the rest of the pills and we give you two cases of beer. 143 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:04,680 Plus a couple of passes to our Friday-night bingo marathon and Medicare seminar. 144 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,960 What kind of deal is that?! 145 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:14,400 I come down here, sit in the sauna with you half-naked and this is what you offer me?! 146 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,480 Come on Red, let’s hit the nursing homes. 147 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:22,040 Whow, whow, settle down kid, we’re all friends here, let’s work something out... 148 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:26,200 ...before we say things we don’t mean. And someone winds up dead. 149 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:33,080 I’m just kidding, let’s order a pizza. 150 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,960 I just wanna get this over with. So Steven, shut up. 151 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,400 Cal, I’m gonna sell you those pills at cost. 152 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,800 And Smitty for the last time, close your damn legs. 153 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,360 I can’t believe Fez likes me! 154 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:50,360 I mean you guys, this is everything I ever dreamed of. 155 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:54,000 Having said that I’m really glad that my racist father isn’t here to see us together. 156 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,160 Oh good. You’re all here. 157 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,560 I have some big news to tell you. 158 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,360 Unless it’s that you’re gay, I don’t wanna hear it. 159 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,240 Shut up, Bjorn Borg! 160 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,400 Well Fez, what is it? 161 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,120 Well I finally figure out the one woman for me. 162 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,480 As a matter of fact… 163 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,320 she is here right now. 164 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,520 - Oh my Gooood… - Hi guys! 165 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,040 Caroline! 166 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,440 Caroline! I haven’t seen you since you tried to kill us… 167 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:34,160 I just couldn’t believe it when Fez called. It was so nice to hear a familiar voice. 168 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,320 Oh you mean coming from outside you head? 169 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,720 Okayyy… the old me would’ve... 170 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,880 ...ripped out your eyeballs and hung them from my rear-view mirror like dice. 171 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,000 But the new me just smiles and slaps the anger away! 172 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,000 How sexy is that?! 173 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,640 Uh Fez, you said you were a one woman guy. 174 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 Caroline’s got like eight personalities. 175 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:10,480 You’ll go to bed with her one night and wake up the next morning... 176 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,440 with like an 82-year old Portugese fisherman. 177 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,360 Hey, Caroline accepts me for who I am. 178 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,760 So I’m gonna accept her for who they are. 179 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:24,000 Fez, the last time you dated Caroline she chased you around the room with a corkscrew. 180 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,760 It’s called foreplay, jerk. 181 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,080 Yeah nothing spices up the bedroom like a crazy woman... 182 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,520 ...who might suffocate you when you’re asleep with a pillow. 183 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,200 Donna we were role-playing! 184 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,520 She was a sexy nurse and I was the guy she was trying to kill. 185 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,520 Red, do you need anything from the super market? 186 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:45,680 Yeah. 187 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,320 Graham Crackers that don’t taste like cardboard. 188 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,120 I fought in two wars, I deserve name-brand cookies. 189 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,360 Well those are name-brand! 190 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:01,040 Look at the box, there is the Kubler Dwarves. 191 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:08,480 I can’t believe we’re out of plastic baggies already. I swear I just bought a box. 192 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,560 Well…maybe you misplaced them… 193 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,280 You know, you’re always losing things. 194 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:21,440 Like aluminum foil, remember that time you lost the aluminum foil? 195 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:23,760 I sure do! 196 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,720 Hello? Hello? 197 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,040 Is anybody there?! 198 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,200 That’s the third hang-up today! 199 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:43,840 Oh and this afternoon someone called and asked me if I had “the stuff”…. 200 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,000 Wait a second… 201 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,360 I saw a sixty minute piece on this the other day. 202 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,560 Missing baggies, mysterious phone calls… I know what’s going on! 203 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:58,520 Kitty I can explain… 204 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,360 Steven is selling drugs! 205 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:01,760 Yes he is! 206 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,680 Wow. She’s really putting away that pizza… 207 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,080 The last time I saw her this upset was when Reverend Brown... 208 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,240 ...told her that ugly people go to heaven too. 209 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,200 Sooo Jackie, can I get a slice of that? 210 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,560 No! 211 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,960 Okay. I was only asking because it’s mine! 212 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:37,040 - Jackie, look. Fez and Caroline are never gonna last. - Hi guys! 213 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,440 Well that was just bad timing… 214 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,840 Why are you wearing a wedding dress? 215 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:49,520 Oh my God, did Fez propose to you?! 216 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,840 Not yet! But he will! 217 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,000 And I wanted to show him what I look like. 218 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,440 Oh but you know, I was hoping he’d be here cause... 219 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,840 ...I gotta get this back to the store before they realize I climbed out the dressing room window. 220 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,960 Don’t worry… I’m sure they’ll just knock of ten percent.. 221 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,720 and put it on the rack marked “Previously worn by psycho’s”. 222 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:12,320 You have a sharp tongue. It would taste great in a salad. 223 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,440 I can’t believe Fez chose that whack-job over me! 224 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,680 Jackie, the only reason Fez chose Caroline over you is because... 225 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,320 ...he doesn’t have any idea that you like him. 226 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,880 - Well whose fault is that Donna?! - Yours! 227 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,960 Oh, thank you for kicking me while I’m down! 228 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,400 You know, Jackie... 229 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,960 if you worked as hard at getting Fez as you are at polishing off my pizza... 230 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:45,320 ...you'd be pushing a little bilingual baby through the park right now. 231 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:52,800 Steven how could you?! 232 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,760 Just a product of my environment. 233 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,840 Wait, what are you talking about? 234 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:02,240 We know you’ve been selling drugs out of the house, this is the worst thing you have ever done. 235 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,160 You have turned my living room into East St. Louis! 236 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:11,600 So please, just admit what you’re doing it’ll be better for everybody. 237 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,720 I'm not admitting anything. 238 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,480 Although if I were selling drugs, it's... 239 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:22,600 probably because I don't have a new 19-inch TV to keep me off the streets. 240 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:27,960 What? Steven, we do not reward this kind of behavior. Right, Red? 241 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:29,920 Right... 242 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,400 A 13-inch TV should do the trick... 243 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,080 Why are you even discussing this? 244 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:43,320 If ever there were a time for your foot to be ankle-deep in someone's bottom, it's now! 245 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,240 Red, those pills sold like hotcakes! 246 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,440 We came by to give you your cut. 247 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,560 This is not a good time guys! 248 00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:00,800 Red Forman, have you been selling your heart medication?! 249 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:01,800 Yeah! 250 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,560 They’ve done wonders for me in the bedroom. 251 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,080 I’m asleep before my wife comes in. 252 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,520 I can’t believe this. 253 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,360 I can take care of your problem here Red… 254 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,480 ...no questions asked… 255 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,120 I’m kidding. We should all have dinner sometimes. 256 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,720 Yeah well, thanks for coming by guys… 257 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:24,600 Red… 258 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,520 Look, I know what I did was wrong. 259 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,400 But don’t you even want to know what I was gonna do with the money? 260 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,200 I don’t care. 261 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,240 I was gonna take you on a vacation to the Wisconsin dells. 262 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,400 Oh my God! I feel like a Kennedy! 263 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,520 Ohhh, and the dells are three counties away. 264 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,720 We’re gonna have to take the interstate! 265 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,400 Well that worked out pretty good… 266 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:50,840 You're going to the dells... 267 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,720 I’m getting a new TV... 268 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:56,320 Yeah. And you’re gonna love watching that new show called... 269 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,440 “Blow it out your ass”... 270 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,360 Hey uh Fez, we need to talk. 271 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,000 Okay fine. 272 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:13,200 I used your deodorant because I wanted to see if it was strong enough for a man. 273 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,480 By the way, it wasn't. 274 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,080 Uhm Fez you see... 275 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,080 ...when I heard you were ready to be with one woman... 276 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,480 ...I got really excited. 277 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,520 But that's because I thought you were talking about someone else. 278 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,040 Who? 279 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,680 Fez?! 280 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,800 Uhm, I can explain! 281 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:43,640 Go ahead. 282 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,360 Uhm, her tongue was in my mouth and then you walked in. 283 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,480 You... cheating... bastard.... 284 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,240 Why do you make me do this to you?! 285 00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,960 Not in the face! 286 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,560 Owww okay the face! The face! 287 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,200 - How are you feeling? - Not so good. 288 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,120 My face is freezing. 289 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,960 I'm really sorry this happened, but you're actually lucky that she's gone. 290 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,320 Jackie, what was that kiss all about? 291 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,960 Fez it's something that I wanted to do for a really long time. 292 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,000 And I was wondering... You know... 293 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:34,120 ...hoping, that maybe you and I could be together. 294 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,200 You want to be with me?! 295 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,360 Yeah. I mean Fez... 296 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:43,440 my life has been so crappy lately that you have been the one good thing. 297 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:48,320 Well. So you want me because you're lonely? Great, so that makes me what, your last resort? 298 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,760 - No Fez. You're wrong, it's not... - You know what Jackie, forget it. 299 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,440 You went to be with Kelso and Hyde. I don't wanna be your sloppy thirds. 300 00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:16,860 Hey guys. Want to cross some more of those heart pills. 301 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,820 Well actually, we have all we need. 302 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,860 Oh. Really? 303 00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:23,580 Sure would be a shame if you ran out just when you needed it. 304 00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:27,300 Like say you're driving your car and all of a sudden you find that your break lines have been cut. 305 00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:29,180 Who would do that? 306 00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:30,380 I don't know... 307 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,100 Maybe a guy who knows a guy. 308 00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:34,180 But hey, if you guys don't need 'em, you don't need 'em. 309 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,300 Drive safe. 310 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,300 I'll take 20 pills... 311 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,900 That's what I like to hear. You did the right thing.