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Wow.
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I didn't think I was gonna like Kramer vs. Kramer,
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but that's back when I thought we were gonna watch it.
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Yeah, for a PG movie there's a lot of sexual content.
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You know, I have noticed something about you.
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You only like to make out in secret, dark places.
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What are you talking about?
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Yesterday you drove me half a mile into the woods.
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I've never dated an Italian girl.
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I thought I was gonna get whacked!
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Well it's just...
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okay I'm a little nervous about telling my friends about us.
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Come on. What's the worst thing that could happen if we told them?
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Okay, let me put it this way.
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Two years ago I walked into the basement and my jeans had a hole in the butt.
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To this day they call me Poopchute Sally.
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Poopchute Sally?
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Okay let's go, I don't want to run into anyone after the movie.
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Oeh... busted!
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Wow!
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Unbelievable.
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After all that,
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she gives the kid back to Dustin Hoffman? That bitch is crazy!
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I can't get over Donna and Randy making out like that.
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It was all broad shoulders and blond hair,
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I could barely tell which one was the boy.
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They should save that passion for her bedroom.
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Where I have a better view.
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I thought it was like watching Donna make out with Forman.
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Except Randy wasn't constantly saying: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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Well, we're off to buy curtains for Eric's room.
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We're making it into a sewing area,
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so I thought a nice floral print might really pretty it up.
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It's all part of our plan to make Eric's room less girlie.
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I wanted to make my room more manly
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so I put up some posters of the Village People.
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Mission accomplished.
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Oh oh oh well, I want to get to the fabric store before Mary's quilting club shows up.
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Those fat cows think they own the remnant box.
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Oh crap.
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I stashed something real important, real illegal up in Forman's room.
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Where'd you hide it?
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I don't know.
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I was under the influence of it when I hid it.
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Oooooh, hey, it's Donna and Randy.
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Where have you guys been.... Donna & Randy?
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Oh. Well I was at the park.
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Where I was practicing my violin.
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For a family of ducks.
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I was at home.
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Huh. That's simple.
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Really? Cause you know, we went to see Kramer vs. Kramer,
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but instead we saw Randy's hand versus Donna's bra strap...
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I believe it was directed by Francis Ford Cop-A-Feel.
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Donna! Why didn't you just tell us you were going out with Randy?
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I don't know, it was just you know, you guys are friends with Eric and
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I didn't know what you'd think.
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I'm happy for you.
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Yeah man, whatever.
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Yeah I think it's great.
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I mean you finally found a guy that is stronger then you and that's hard to do.
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Okay, great!
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Cool, now we can all hang out and it won't be awkward.
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You know,
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it is this kind of awkwardness reminds me of the time when Dad brought this chick home.
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In the morning and she turned out to be a guy.
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Although Tony did make me a kick-ass Denver Almond.
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Well, I have a question of a theme that'll make things less awkward.
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Randy, when you kiss Donna, is it smooth like melted fudge?
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Or... rough like a cock fight?
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Fez!
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Now that is personal!
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So have you guys had sex yet?
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Jackie!
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My money is on no.
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Donna is a strong independent woman,
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who feels that men should respect women for their minds.
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In other words, she's a big fat tease.
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Well I think it is going to happen soon.
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Because normally Donna only shaves her legs up to her knees.
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But this morning, she went all the way from Miami to Jacksonville.
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Oh Fez, thank you so much for getting me a job as a hair consultant.
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Well I told my boss that you were reliable and hard-working.
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Awww... you lied for me!
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Hey there Fez.
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Hillary.
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I saved you a bite of my cinnamon muffin…
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Oh what a coincidence.
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I saved you a bite of my cinnamon bun!
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Ahhh I would do anything to go out with that hot little number.
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Well have you asked her out yet?
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Well I found that if a man creates mystery,
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the woman will come to him.
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So you’re scared?
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Terrified.
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But I think it is time for you to get to work.
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Okay.
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Wow. Sooo, okay, the first thing we’re gonna do is ... uhm ...
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get rid of these curls cause they kinda make you look like a poodle…
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What the hell are you doing?
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You are not supposed to talk to the customers!
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Wha…I’m the hair consultant!
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Why I said that to get you down here. The truth is,
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you’re our sweep-up girl.
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What? No, no no no, that’s the pathetic foreign girl with the wandering eye who sweeps up the hair.
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No. She’s your boss.
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Hm. I’ve always been curious about something….
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Heavens!
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Oh, hey. Didn’t know you guys were starting this early.
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It’s two in the afternoon!
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Yeah that damn school bus bringing home those kids woke me up again.
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So uhh you guys find anything interesting?
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Oh well, I did find this Good Housekeeping under Eric’s bed
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and apparently he was very interested in self-breast exams.
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Yeah. Mrs. Forman, I think the only thing he was interested in was examining himself.
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Oh well Steven, that is a perfectly normal biological function.
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And my baby never did that!
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Hey Red, you need some help?
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Nah nah, I’m just boxing up some of Eric’s awards.
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Ah it was a proud day when he came home with this beauty.
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Cub Scout Fair.
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Prettiest Non-Functioning Kite.
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Uhm Mrs. Forman, my Dad said you had something for me?
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Oh yes honey.
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I found some things I thought you might wanna hold on to.
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These are gifts and notes that you gave to Eric
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and it’s not like I read any of them but you have some potty-mouth…
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Mrs. Forman, like…
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seriously, Eric and I are through.
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Oh honey I know you think that now
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but he’ll be back soon and you’ll...
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you'll have one of those talks on the hood of the car, yes I watch!
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But you’ll be right back together.
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No we won’t.
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I’m..I’m moving on.
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And it’s not easy, cause I mean everywhere I look something reminds me of Eric.
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I’m sure this area in particular brings back a lot of memories…
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You went out again last night?
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Yup.
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I left a club with a creamy white girl and a chocolaty black girl.
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We went home and made hot fudge sundae.
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And then we did it.
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Uh Fez, why are you lying to her?
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But you didn’t go out last night!
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You were lying in front of the TV trying to look up Victoria Principal’s dress.
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Don’t you have some hair to sweep, sweep up-girl?
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Huh no. The place is clean!
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Don’t worry, that’s how the kids are wearing it nowadays.
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Happy birthday Eric!
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I have a sexy surprise for you...
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look across into my window.
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Yeah, I thought you liked those.
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Now come over here, and I'll....
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Hey!
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Hey!
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What's up?
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Nothing, just you know. Hanging out.
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Cool.
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Never sat on a hood of a car with a girl before.
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Yeah, actually you know what, this car was kind of...
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Ohhh light saber!
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Yeah that belonged to someone...
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Check it out!
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I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you!
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Stop it!
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What the hell?!
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I'm sorry!
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I'm sorry. This is, this is just too weird.
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I can't do this! I can't see you anymore!
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You could've just said you didn't like Star Wars!
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Mrs. Forman, you wouldn't believe the lies Fez tells this girl at work.
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I mean he is pretending to be someone else completely.
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So what, you pretend to be someone else every time you put on make-up.
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I have seen you in the morning, your face looks like scrambled eggs.
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Well we all do a little pretending.
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Sometimes when I'm bringing in the groceries, I pretend to be Scarlett O'Hara.
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And I look at all the brown bags and I say:
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As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!
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Oh oh, and sometimes with Red I.....
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Okay well the point is it's okay to pretend.
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Look ... I like Hillary and I was afraid that if she knew the real Fez that she wouldn't like me so...
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I created a new Fez.
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A better Fez.
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I call this Fez: Work-Fez.
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You should see me down there...
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Okay, let's do this!
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Whoooo is your man, that would risk his neck for his brother man?
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Fez!
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You're damn right!
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Who's the cat that won't cop out, when there's danger all about?
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Fez!
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Right on!
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Yo, they say this cat Fez is a bad mother.
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Shut your mouth!
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I'm talking about Fez!
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Then we can dig it!
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He's a complicated man and no-one understands him but his woman.
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Work-Fez!
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I wondered why the last time I came in you said my hair look blackalicious!
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Hyde, I hope I did the right thing with Randy.
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I just feel weird, starting up a new relationship.
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Yeah well you know, it's though when you've been with someone for a long time.
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Like, just the other day, I heard this burglar alarm,
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and it was making this really awful high-pitched squealing noise.
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I found myself thinking about Jackie.
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Well, you know I think I might have hurt Randy's feelings.
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Hi Donna.
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Hey.
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Randy is helping me build Kitty's sewing table.
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We're gonna make it real nice so she feels obliged to spend hours up here.
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Hey Steven, how ‘bout taking a ride with me down to the lumberyard before they close?
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No, I’m good.
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Nah, you’re coming.
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See I know that you hid dope up here.
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And if you found it while I was gone,
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I’d miss that pathetic look on your face when I flush it down the toilet.
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You’re a messed up dude.
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Yeah. Come on!
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So uhm…Randy I just wanna make sure that
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you know, I hope we can still be friends.
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Yeah. I’m cool with that.
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Well aren’t you just Beaver freakin’ Cleaver!?
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You want me to be a jerk?
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Well it would make breaking up with you a lot easier.
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Donna. I’m sorry, I don’t want this to be hard for you.
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There you go again.
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Fine. I won’t say another word!
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Oh, now you’re gonna show me the muscles?!
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I’m Randy, I got big muscles! I’m good looking!
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You're an ass!
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So, when are you and I gonna go out and put the fever back in Saturday night?
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Or Thursday, whenever you’re free…
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I don’t think I could keep up with you.
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Ohohohohhh… I think you’ll be fine.
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How do you know?
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Have you guys gone out?
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Oh God no.
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No, we’re just roommates.
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Wait, Fez, you told me you had your own place?
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You called it the Feznasium.
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Of…of course I do!
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I found this poor thing wandering around the street so I’m letting her stay on pad.
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Yes. I am teaching her the ways of love.
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Okay, that’s it. Hillary, you know what,
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everything that Fez has told you is a lie.
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He doesn’t go out, he’s in bed by nine!
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And his idea of a threesome is Neapolitan ice-cream.
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Look ... Look, I don’t know what she is talking about,
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this what happens when you hire a girl right off the boat!
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Oh really?!
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Okay, here, take a look inside his backpack.
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That’s my backpack!
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“When the phone never rings, a beginners guide to self-love”?
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Anybody lose a backpack?
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Hey Donna.
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Come here and take a look at this sewing table.
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It even got a cup-holder, like Kitty asked.
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Now that Randy is a pretty sure-up kid, he build this thing in two days.
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The only thing Eric ever made was this crappy bird house.
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Oh yeah!
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He was always too afraid to use the drill so he just painted the hole on there.
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Yeah, and one by one, an entire family of bluebirds flew to their deaths…
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Mr. Forman,
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what would you think if I…hypothetically…
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possibly…maybe…started dating a new guy?
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I’d say I think you can do whatever the hell you want.
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My dumb-ass son broke up with you.
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You are gonna have your own life.
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I have absolutely no problem with you dating Randy.
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W…you know about that?
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Oh come on.
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You’re eyes nearly popped out of your head when you saw him in that tool belt.
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Okay cool.
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It really means a lot to me that you guys are okay with this.
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No no no wait no, I’m okay.
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For the love of God, don’t tell Kitty.
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I’d have to make her a bigger cup holder!
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Thanks a lot Jackie.
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Now Hillary thinks I’m a crazy self-loving pervert.
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Well, she was gonna think that eventually!
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Fez, I’m confused.
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Why have you been lying to me?
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Well I wanted you to think I was cool, so you’d go out with me, but now you hate me.
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Actually, I don’t.
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Before, I was always so intimidated, but
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now that I know you’re just a regular guy,
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I’d totally go out with you!
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Even after you saw my...
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book?
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You’re lonely.
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I think it’s cute and endearing.
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Uhm I think you mean gross and appalling?
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Jackie, he’s a lost soul!
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Someone has to take care of him.
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Yes.
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I’m broken.
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Fix me.
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Perfect.
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It's just like my grandpa used to say:
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you measure it twice, everything’s nice.
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Actually, in his later years, it was all he said.
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Hey Red, can you hand me that box of drawer handles?
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What’s this?
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Oh! That’s mine! Oh….crap.
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A macramé owl?!
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What the hell kinda pansy-ass thing is this?!
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I do macramé.
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It’s my therapy.
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Well I didn’t realize you were so stressed out…
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But I think you’ll feel a lot better...
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once you get the sex-change.
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There's my therapy!
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Hey.
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Found your stash?
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Yep.
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Now I'm gonna punish it for hiding on me.
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By burning it.
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Okay look, I've been thinking about this
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and before on the car, I think I might have over-reacted.
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It's just that I was in a relationship for a really long time.
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And it's gonna take me a while to get used to something new.
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Donna, I get it.
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Okay.
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Great. So let's just you know, take it slow and see where it goes.
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I'm cool with that ... Poopchute-Sally.
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Shut up...
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Oh my god!
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In Eric's bedroom?
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You two-timing whore!
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Here's a tissue.
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Thank you.
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It's gonna be okay.
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It's just so sad,
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how could I drop an entire box of M&M's on the floor?!
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Do you want me to go buy you a new one?
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It
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was
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the
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last
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one.