1
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Oh Steven, there you are.

2
00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:09,000
I almost didn't recognise you without a
disgusting stripper attached to your lips.

3
00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:12,320
Huh. Well I recognised
you right away.

4
00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:15,840
Since you walked in here alone,
with no job and no boyfriend.

5
00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,040
Uh, this sounds like fun,

6
00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,680
someone say something
mean about me!

7
00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,640
I don't think so Fez.

8
00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,600
Oh come on, you
never let me play.

9
00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:30,960
Fine. You're stupid
and you're fat.

10
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That was completely
uncalled for...

11
00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,840
What is Donna doing
out with Randy?

12
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When I called her earlier today to
see if she wanted to do something,

13
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she said she was staying in all day. I mean, I was
gonna blow her off at the last minute, but still.

14
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Yeah. And yesterday when I went to spy on her
from her closet, she was already out with Randy.

15
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That guy is really
cutting into my peep-time.

16
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Do you think something is going
on between Donna and Randy?

17
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Steven, what do you think?

18
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I have a definite
opinion on this.

19
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I don't care.

20
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Ah you just don't
like to gossip.

21
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Which is good, because –oof
- you should hear what people say about you.

22
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Well if you guys are gonna act like a bunch of
immature babies go ahead. Now if you'll excuse me,

23
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I'm gonna drive my car through some really
big puddles and splash some old people.

24
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- Hey.
- Hey, guys.

25
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Where have you two been?

26
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We went to see Rocky
II. It was awesome.

27
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This chubby guy in the audience got all
inspired and then punched out an usher.

28
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Donna does Eric know you took
another man to the movies?

29
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Actually, I invited her.

30
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I won tickets from
a radio-station.

31
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My cousin's a DJ so I just called him
up and told him the phrase that pays:

32
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'My mom has a picture of you
and your sister in the bathtub.'

33
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But why I wonder, did you invite
Donna instead of any of us?

34
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Is it because she
is beautiful, blond

35
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and curvy... actually, you
know what, that's a good choice.

36
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Fries up for
Donna and Randy.

37
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That's us.

38
00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,120
Look at them!
They're sharing fries!

39
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I know. And did you see how fast Randy
changed the subject when you mentioned Eric?

40
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Yeah, something
is definitely up.

41
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The needle on the Hanky-Panky
meter is all the way up to Panky!

42
00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:21,440
You know what? I think
Donna is cheating on Eric.

43
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Oh my God, I
think you're right.

44
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That is awful.

45
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I can just picture that hot-blooded seductress
giving it away in a sweaty moment of lust.

46
00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,720
Oh why do I do
that to myself?

47
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Kitty! I just got a letter from
the Point Place Veterans Association.

48
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Our reunion is coming up.

49
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It is so nice to have a place where everyone
applauds after you say how many people you shot.

50
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And this year is gonna be special.
You remember Larry Simmens?

51
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Oooh, the fellow who won
the Bronze Star on D-Day?

52
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Yep. The bastard
finally died.

53
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Struck by lightning.

54
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The sucker could dodge a bullet but
Mother Nature got him right in the ass.

55
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Well I hope someone
shouted fire in the hole.

56
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And now that he's gone, I'll be
the most decorated soldier there.

57
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Which means the added respect of
my peers plus enough free booze

58
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fill Mike Kaleighs fake leg.

59
00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:02,740
You know, whenever you soldier buddies
get together you have cocktails.

60
00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:04,660
I should have
been in the army.

61
00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:07,620
Hey look!

62
00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:10,540
I finally got invited to the
Point Place Veterans reunion.

63
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What?

64
00:04:11,780 --> 00:04:13,940
They don't invite
National Guardsmen.

65
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They didn't,

66
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but I wrote a bunch of angry letters
until they changed their policy.

67
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Well that's just great Bob.

68
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Maybe if you'd written a bunch
of angry letters to Hitler

69
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we could've avoided a
war in the first place.

70
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I don't think that
would have worked.

71
00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:34,180
That Hitler seemed
like a real cranky bear.

72
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Oh Red, the vets needed
someone to hire a photographer,

73
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so I signed you
up to find one.

74
00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:43,020
Why would you do that?

75
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Because I felt like
I wasn't contributing.

76
00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,940
You should hire Leo to
be your photographer.

77
00:04:48,980 --> 00:04:51,660
He's like a pro.
Shot all my fake ID's.

78
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I'm not taking a Hippie down to the
Veterans hall. They wouldn't put up with it.

79
00:04:56,260 --> 00:04:58,900
The bathrooms have Jane
Fonda urinal targets.

80
00:05:00,940 --> 00:05:02,060
You know,

81
00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:06,420
Leo took some pretty great pictures of
Bob and Midge when they renewed their vows.

82
00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:09,380
He even got a rare
one of Red smiling.

83
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I sent it to the museum.

84
00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:17,660
Well, if you wanna ask him,
he's down in the basement.

85
00:05:18,140 --> 00:05:20,860
What's Leo doing
in my basement?

86
00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:22,660
I... don't know.

87
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But just to be safe,

88
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why don't you give it about 15
minutes before you come down?

89
00:05:33,460 --> 00:05:36,940
So, Leo. Steven tells me
that you're photographer.

90
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How much do you charge?

91
00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:42,020
Not much man. I try to pay
for everything with cash.

92
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Okay, never mind.

93
00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:48,780
No. Come on Red, he 's really good and he
works cheap. Leo, tell him what your fee is.

94
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A hundred bucks.

95
00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,300
How about 75?

96
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50 dollars and
that's my final offer.

97
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And if you bargain with him when you get
there, you probably wind up making ten bucks.

98
00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:03,580
Fifteen.

99
00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:09,820
Okay fine, you're hired.

100
00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:11,940
But this is a
big night for me.

101
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So I want you to
clean up and look nice.

102
00:06:14,740 --> 00:06:17,620
These men are veterans.
They deserve your respect.

103
00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:20,180
Hey I'm cool
with veterans man.

104
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Anybody that can put a
cast on a dog is okay by me.

105
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Hey if you guys see Donna, can
you tell her I'm down at the Hub?

106
00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:35,540
Okay... did you
guys have plans?

107
00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:38,100
Yeah, we were gonna
hang out at her house but

108
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I get a little
uncomfortable with Bob there.

109
00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:43,020
You know, most people wear
underwear when they wear a robe.

110
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Did you hear that?

111
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"Hang out".

112
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They are going to have sex.

113
00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:58,580
How does 'hang out"
mean "have sex"?

114
00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:01,060
I can make a sexual
innuendo out of anything.

115
00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:02,420
Try me.

116
00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:03,380
Uhm...

117
00:07:04,460 --> 00:07:05,380
stove.

118
00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:07,860
Well I'd like to cook
something on her stove.

119
00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:10,500
See? Anything!

120
00:07:12,420 --> 00:07:15,140
Oh my God Fez, I feel
really bad for Eric.

121
00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:17,740
When Michael was cheating
on me, I was devastated.

122
00:07:17,740 --> 00:07:19,980
But eventually I learned
that the saying is true.

123
00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:22,860
It's better to have love and
lost then to be butt-ugly.

124
00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:25,620
Oh hey Miss Kitty.

125
00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:26,580
Hi.

126
00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,860
Okay. We need some advice.

127
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There is this guy, who's uh
girlfriend is cheating on him.

128
00:07:34,460 --> 00:07:36,100
What do you think
we should do?

129
00:07:36,820 --> 00:07:40,140
Well, Red and I once had a
friend named Bill Anderson

130
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and everyone thought his
wife was cheating on him,

131
00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:47,260
so one night, we were over there
and I happened to see her purse and

132
00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,260
it happened to be open and

133
00:07:49,540 --> 00:07:51,580
I happened to
rifle through it

134
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and I found out it was true.

135
00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:55,660
So you told Bill?

136
00:07:55,700 --> 00:08:00,140
No no no no, I do not like to get
involved in other people's business.

137
00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:02,660
But, I wish I had.

138
00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:06,980
Because it might have saved their marriage
and I'd still be getting their Christmas cards.

139
00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:11,780
Antlers on a dog,
that is so precious.

140
00:08:13,940 --> 00:08:15,940
Fez, I know what
we need to do.

141
00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:19,380
Yeah, me too. But where are we
going to find a dog with antlers?

142
00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:24,500
No Fez, we need to write Eric a letter telling
him what is going on between Donna and Randy.

143
00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:29,820
Yeah, then Eric is gonna come home, kick Randy's
ass and then whisk Donna off to someplace sexy.

144
00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:32,900
Like the garage.

145
00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:33,820
What?

146
00:08:34,660 --> 00:08:37,020
How is the garage sexy?

147
00:08:37,220 --> 00:08:39,460
Well I'd like to park
my car in her garage.

148
00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:46,660
Leo?

149
00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:50,540
This is an important event. I
thought I told you to clean up.

150
00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:51,980
I did man.

151
00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:54,900
My apartment is spotless.

152
00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:59,420
You're supposed to wear a
military uniform to these things.

153
00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:01,340
That's why I
rented this baby.

154
00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:06,660
Just be ready with that camera Leo.
And keep it pointed nice and low,

155
00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:11,220
I want a lot of close-ups of all
those patriotic men kissing my ass.

156
00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:16,540
Hey there soldiers.

157
00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,380
Holy cow! Look who it is!

158
00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:21,980
- As you were men.
- It's Leonard!

159
00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:25,500
Leonard? Who the
hell is Leonard?

160
00:09:25,540 --> 00:09:26,900
Hey I'm Leonard.

161
00:09:28,420 --> 00:09:29,740
- Hey!
- Hi there!

162
00:09:32,060 --> 00:09:32,980
Hey,

163
00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:34,860
how do you guys know him?!

164
00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:37,780
We drove a supply truck
together during WW II!

165
00:09:37,820 --> 00:09:38,780
Leo?

166
00:09:38,980 --> 00:09:40,420
You're a veteran?!

167
00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:42,140
How come you never told me?

168
00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:45,380
Well there is a lot of things
you don't know about me man.

169
00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:47,100
For instance,

170
00:09:47,540 --> 00:09:48,860
I'm a veteran.

171
00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:56,500
It's been two weeks since
we send Eric our letter.

172
00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:58,300
Shouldn't he
be home by now?

173
00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:00,900
Well it takes about a week
to get a letter to Africa,

174
00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:03,820
then there is three days of
Eric twitching and fidgeting,

175
00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:06,940
oh, and there is a two day
hippo-ride to the airport, so...

176
00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:10,100
yeah, he should
be home by now.

177
00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:13,420
When is Samantha
coming back anyway?

178
00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:16,460
Oh she's gotta stay in Vegas for another
week 'cause there's a doctors convention.

179
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:19,980
Which proves my theorie that no-one
gets tired of seeing naked ladies.

180
00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,780
Hey Donna, I'm
glad you're here.

181
00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:25,380
Have you heard from Eric?

182
00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:27,420
You know, your
supposed boyfriend?

183
00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:32,460
Uhm... actually I haven't
heard from Eric in a while.

184
00:10:32,740 --> 00:10:33,980
Rrreally...

185
00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:39,140
Hey look Fez, it says right here
some moron got punched in the arm

186
00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:41,380
for sticking his nose
where it didn't belong.

187
00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:44,660
When?

188
00:10:45,820 --> 00:10:46,940
Uh... now

189
00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:50,020
So

190
00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:55,220
Donna. I don't know, is there any
relationship news you'd like to share with us?

191
00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:57,500
Look, I really don't
want to talk about it.

192
00:10:57,540 --> 00:11:01,340
Oh. So that means... there
is something to talk about?

193
00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:03,860
Yeah. Spill it girl!

194
00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:06,740
Will you just drop it?

195
00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:09,060
No. Not until you tell us
when Eric is coming home.

196
00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:12,380
What? He is not coming
home. Eric broke up with me.

197
00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:13,420
YESSS!

198
00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:21,020
Is not what you say when
you hear that news...

199
00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:30,580
Did you two have something to do
with Forman and Donna breaking up?!

200
00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:32,180
ARE YOU SUGGESTING...

201
00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:33,740
Yeah, yes we did.

202
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,700
BUT WE NEVER...

203
00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:39,500
actually we did that too.

204
00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:42,940
BUT YOU CAN ALSO BLAME...

205
00:11:45,140 --> 00:11:46,820
ah shoot, there is
no-one else to blame.

206
00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:53,700
Look Steven, all we did was write a letter to Eric
telling him that Donna was cheating on him with Randy.

207
00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:56,420
Wh... My magic eightball
said it was a good idea

208
00:11:56,460 --> 00:12:00,500
and that things is right like what... one out
of six times which is pretty good for a ball.

209
00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:05,060
If you two were puppies, I'd smack
you in the nose with a magazine.

210
00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:07,180
In fact.

211
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:12,500
You two idiots need to
tell Donna what you did.

212
00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:15,300
Are you kidding? No no no,

213
00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:17,740
she'll stomp on us
with her giant feet.

214
00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:22,260
I do not want the last words
I hear to be Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum!

215
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:25,340
Yeah. It's gonna get ugly. That's
why I'm gonna come with you.

216
00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:26,500
To protect us?

217
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,900
No, to watch.

218
00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:33,980
I can't believe that
Leo is a veteran.

219
00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:37,980
I don't know wheter to like him a
little more or like myself a little less.

220
00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:41,500
Red, this was supposed
to be your special night.

221
00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:44,020
We should be the ones over
there getting free drinks.

222
00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:44,940
"We"?

223
00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:48,340
I spent all my money
on this costume.

224
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:55,060
So Leo, what exactly
did you do in the war?

225
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:57,940
I mean, just besides
drive a supply truck.

226
00:12:58,060 --> 00:13:00,420
Just drive a supply truck?!

227
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,460
Leo, did you tell
them what you did?

228
00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:05,180
Nah. It's embarrassing.

229
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,740
You gotta tell 'm!

230
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:08,900
Alright.

231
00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:11,380
I peed on Jane Fonda.

232
00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:19,140
Leo here drove his truck right into a German
tank formation and rescued an entire platoon.

233
00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:20,620
Really?!

234
00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:22,180
Didn't you get a
medal for that?

235
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:26,460
Yeah. I forget what it was called,
but it was shaped like a purple heart.

236
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:28,940
Damn Leo.

237
00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:31,300
I'm impressed.

238
00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:35,380
From one veteran to another,
I'd like to buy you a drink.

239
00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:37,900
Actually I'd like
to buy you a drink.

240
00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:39,420
I'll take a drink.

241
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:42,660
Sorry.

242
00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:45,780
This round is for men
who fought for Uncle Sam.

243
00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:48,540
Not spent the war hiding
in their Uncle Sam's house.

244
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Hey man, even if he didn't see
action, he still deserves a drink.

245
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Alright fine.

246
00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:56,620
Bartender,

247
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one Shirley Temple!

248
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:12,180
Hey Donna, sorry to interrupt, but
uh Nancy Drew and Nancy-boy here

249
00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:14,900
have someting they'd
like to tell you.

250
00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:18,100
That's where Fez comes
in. Take it away Fez.

251
00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:20,860
You sneaky
little midget...!

252
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,500
Okay... uh...

253
00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:27,420
Donna,

254
00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,300
we are the reason why
Eric broke up with you.

255
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:33,300
We wrote him a letter saying that
you were cheating with Mr. Fancy-Hair.

256
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:35,260
What?

257
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,540
Oh come on, how does
he even do that?

258
00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:40,140
Let me clear a
couple things up.

259
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:44,300
Donna and I are just friends and
I blow dry this hair upside down.

260
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,020
Why would you even think that
I was cheating with Randy?

261
00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:50,300
Oh they have it on the
strongest authority.

262
00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:53,460
A fluid-filled plastic novelty
ball from PerkaBrothers.

263
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:58,580
Look the reason that we've been
hanging out so much lately is because

264
00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:01,980
Randy was the only one I could talk
to about how Eric broke up with me.

265
00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:04,580
Three weeks ago.

266
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,820
Three weeks ago
? That means...

267
00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:10,620
That he broke up with you before we sent
the letter! Fez it's not our fault!

268
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:14,060
Oh! Eric just doesn't like
Donna anymore! Oh happy day!

269
00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:17,420
Why didn't you tell us?

270
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:20,900
Because... I knew that if I told
you guys, Fez would only hit on me.

271
00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:26,460
Jackie would hurt my feelings trying to be
nice and you would just shrug and go "neh".

272
00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:29,740
- How can you say that?
- Tell me I'm wrong.

273
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:31,140
Neh.

274
00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:35,340
And it's not like I was
looking for Randy. I mean,

275
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I was taking the garbage out one day, he was
playing hoops and he said: Hey how is it going?

276
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:43,980
So I took the basketball, I threw it
through a window and burst into tears.

277
00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:47,940
I think that's when he knew
that something was wrong.

278
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,700
I'm very astute.

279
00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:55,460
And he's been really great. He
listened, he brought me stuff.

280
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,980
Ice cream, Kleenex
and bubble-bath.

281
00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:00,940
It's the universal break-up
kit. I read about it in Vogue.

282
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,900
I have five sisters.

283
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:08,660
Fine I don't have any
sisters, I read Vogue!

284
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,540
Donna this must have
been really hard on you.

285
00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:12,460
Yeah.

286
00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:14,980
I can't believe Eric
and Donna are through.

287
00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:18,340
I always thought they'd live happily
ever after, like Romeo and Juliet.

288
00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:21,940
Have you ever read
Romeo and Juliet?

289
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,780
I didn't have to finish it.
It is so obvious what happens.

290
00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:28,860
I'm sorry, I should have never
accused you for cheating on Eric.

291
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,460
Yeah, and Randy,

292
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:32,220
I owe you an apology.

293
00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:34,260
Not just for the letter,

294
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:36,660
but for letting the
air out of your tyres.

295
00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:40,380
That's okay man. We're even.

296
00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:41,980
We are? What
did you do to me?

297
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:42,660
THIS!

298
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,580
I heard that makes
you pee yourself!

299
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:47,540
That's ridiculous.

300
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,900
THIS ISN'T OVER!

301
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:03,820
I'm so surprised that
you were in the army Leo.

302
00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:06,820
I just can't picture
you shining your shoes.

303
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,380
Can't really picture
you finding your shoes...

304
00:17:11,820 --> 00:17:15,260
Yeah well I fought for my country
and I have the scars to prove it.

305
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,860
Hey, me too.

306
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:21,060
Look at that,
Guadalcanal 1942.

307
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:23,980
I took some shrapnel, spent
a month in the hospital.

308
00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:25,860
That's how I met Bob Hope.

309
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,900
Bastard made me laugh even
though I had two busted ribs.

310
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,460
Dumb-ass comedian...

311
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,500
Check this out.

312
00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:40,860
I don't see anything.

313
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,540
Yeah, it's more of
an emotional scar.

314
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:48,580
Leo I don't understand how you
could go from decorated war hero

315
00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:50,260
to hippy degenerate.

316
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:53,420
Well it all started the day
I got back to the States...

317
00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:58,460
My buddy and I
were saying goodbye.

318
00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:00,740
What are you gonna do now
that the war is over Leonard?

319
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,380
First I'm going back home to work
in my Dad's pharmacy for a bit

320
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:06,060
and then it's off
to medical school.

321
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:07,620
So long pal.

322
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:14,380
And then these jazz-musicians
pulled up in a car.

323
00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:20,980
Hey soldier.

324
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,220
Do you need a ride?

325
00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:24,860
No, It's smells
kinda funny in there.

326
00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:28,780
Don't worry kid.
You'll get used to it.

327
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:39,940
And that's the last thing I remember
until you poured me this cup of coffee.

328
00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:48,300
Yep.

329
00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:50,260
- Hey man.
- Hey.

330
00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:52,460
Brought you something
to cheer you up.

331
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,580
A picture of Eric...

332
00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:58,020
And a lighter!

333
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:02,740
Thanks.

334
00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:04,700
I'll burn it later.

335
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,660
I don't really
know what to say.

336
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,100
Wanna tell me
what happened?

337
00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:14,500
Yeah I mean,

338
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:17,700
it wasn't really that
big of a surprise.

339
00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:22,980
Eric said that ever since he left for Africa
he felt that our lives were drifting apart.

340
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,140
So he decided,

341
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,620
for the both of us, that
we should move on. So...

342
00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:30,300
I guess we moved on.

343
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,420
You alright?

344
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:32,460
Yeah.

345
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:34,220
I will be.

346
00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,260
Eventually.

347
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:42,660
Well,

348
00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:45,460
if you need anything,
you know where I'll be.

349
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,540
Thanks Hyde.

350
00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:57,740
And if you need
anything from me,

351
00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:00,100
you know where I'll be.

352
00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:03,580
Thanks Fez.

353
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:15,620
<i>Dear Eric, it turns out Donna
wasn't doing it with Randy after all.</i>

354
00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:17,900
<i>We jumped to the
wrong conclusion.</i>

355
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:21,300
<i>But I learned my lesson.
And it won't happen again.</i>

356
00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:25,260
It was so nice
having you over Leo.

357
00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:26,980
And have a safe trip home.

358
00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:31,180
And don't worry. I
remember where I live.

359
00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:36,940
<i>Eric, I have horrible news!</i>

360
00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:39,700
<i>Your Mom and Leo are
having an affair!</i>