1 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:12,440 So, thank you for celebrating our 25th anniversary with us. 2 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:16,520 You know, nothing makes me appreciate my beautiful wife more then 3 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:20,040 a room full of people that I don't like as much as her. 4 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,200 Okay, my turn. 5 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:24,280 Um... 6 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,360 Mr. and Mrs. Forman, 7 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:30,880 your long and happy marriage 8 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:32,960 got me thinking about my future. 9 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:37,400 And...when I think about my future there is always someone special in it. 10 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,440 I mean besides me. 11 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:41,080 So, 12 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,920 in front of all the people that I love, 13 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,120 Jacqueline Burkhardt, will you marry me ? 14 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,320 Two days before Kelso proposed to Jackie. 15 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:30,600 Look at this Red, 16 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:33,480 what is more beautiful then a sweaty broad doing your laundry ? 17 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,720 How about a smart-mouth foreigner 18 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,560 gasping for air as I hold his head in the toilet ? 19 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:46,560 Oh, here, let me take that for you sweetie ! 20 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:52,720 Oh... 21 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,880 I am so light-headed ! 22 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,320 I don't think I can clean out the lint trap. 23 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,240 Well it could cause a fire. 24 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,040 Wow, Mrs. Forman. 25 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:12,160 You and Mr. Forman seem happier then I've ever seen you...in the two times I've ever seen you... 26 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:16,160 Well that's because it's our 25th anniversary in two days. 27 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,400 Wooow, 25 years ? 28 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,360 Man if you guys were dogs, that would be like... 29 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,720 25 dog years. 30 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:30,960 Anyway. 31 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:34,040 I'm throwing a surprise party, but don't tell Red. 32 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,280 Ever since Pearl Harbour he has hated surprises. 33 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:42,040 Hey, 34 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,800 I won another free Pepsi ! 35 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:46,480 You always win ! I never win ! I wish you were dead. 36 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:49,880 Oh. 37 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:51,640 That was a dark place... 38 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,040 Okay, I'm working on an bit for my new act. 39 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,800 What is sexier ? This genie costume, 40 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,760 or my naughty stewardess outfit ? 41 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:05,200 Sam ! What did I tell you about parading around half-naked in front of my friends ? 42 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,840 If you're gonna do it, you've gotta charge 'm ! 43 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:12,560 Man. 44 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:16,360 It's like everyone is so happy lately. Except for me. 45 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:22,120 I mean the Forman's have their anniversary party, Hyde is married to half-naked girl. 46 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,080 What do I got ? Nothing ! 47 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:28,440 Except for this little plastic dinosaur. 48 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:35,720 You know, when I'm down, I try to think about the happiest times of my life. 49 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,560 Like when Hyde's wife came out here in that genie outfit... 50 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,680 The happiest time of my life was when I was with Jackie. 51 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,600 What are you talking about ?! 52 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:48,000 She was always yelling at you, hitting you, telling you what a moron you are. 53 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:49,880 You might as well have been dating me. 54 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,240 Man, I was really in love with her. 55 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,960 And then I blew it. And then she blew it. 56 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,080 And then I blew it again. 57 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,840 I don't know who blew it last, but I'm definitely winning ! 58 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:07,480 It sounds like you guys had a real on again-off again, on again-off again, on again-off again, 59 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,600 on again-off again relationship. 60 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:10,840 Wait... 61 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,680 that's it ! That's why I'm not happy ! 62 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:17,200 Cause the girl I should be with is right in front of me and I'm not with her ! 63 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,280 I should be with Jackie ! 64 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,720 Nooo, I should marry Jackie ! 65 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,360 What ?! I love weddings. 66 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,360 Dad ! It's four in the morning. What are you doing up ? 67 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,680 Spending a little time with the colonel. 68 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:44,240 So why are you up ? 69 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:45,840 Eric's calling from Africa. 70 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:50,080 You know, I never realised how nerdy he was until I started spending three bucks a minute 71 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,480 filling him in on Battlestar Galactica. 72 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,280 Well, I'll give you your privacy. 73 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,600 I like eating chicken better in bed anyway. 74 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,160 Everything is a napkin. 75 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,640 - Sweetheart ! - What ? 76 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,360 Did you stay down here all night ? 77 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,160 Oh yeah. I guess so. 78 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,200 Eric never called, I hope he is okay. 79 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:22,000 Yeah I'm sure he's fine. Either that or he's dead. 80 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,560 It can only be one of the two ! 81 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,040 And get this, 82 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,840 I waited up for Eric to call me last night, and he never did. 83 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:42,680 So I asked Mrs. Forman "Is he okay ?" and she said yeah, because he called her last night. 84 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,400 Yeah I mean that is weird. 85 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:49,080 Who would think that a boy who plays with dolls and bails on his wedding would be a Momma's boy. 86 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:52,600 I know a huge secret. 87 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:56,240 But don't bother to ask me because there is no way in hell I'm going to tell you. 88 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:58,320 Kelso is gonna ask Jackie to marry him... 89 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,520 Wait...what ?! Oh my God ! 90 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,960 I can't believe you conniving whores got it out of me ! 91 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:07,560 That is the dumbest thing Kelso said since his previous gem: 92 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,680 I can eat an entire shirt. 93 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,040 This is so Michael. 94 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,720 Although it is kinda sweet. 95 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,400 And I don't really have anything going for me in my life. 96 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,360 No job...no boyfriend... 97 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,640 God I don't have anything ! 98 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,600 Okay Jackie, I know you're lonely, 99 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,720 but you and Kelso getting married, that's insane. 100 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:33,120 Well I actually think it makes total sense. 101 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:36,160 No it doesn't. It makes no sense ! 102 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:39,920 Fliebedieflabediefloobedie makes more sense then that ! 103 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,440 What if it's fate ? 104 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:45,000 I mean I have always thought of Michael as my soul mate. 105 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,440 I mean, yes, we have our problems, but getting married will fix everything. 106 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:53,000 And if that doesn't work, you can just have a kid. 107 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,240 Oh my God, I'm so excited ! 108 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,040 I wonder when he is gonna ask me. 109 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:01,120 Well that is a secret... At the Forman's party. 110 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,240 You bitches are relentless ! 111 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:11,840 You guys ! 112 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,480 I just got offered the best job in the world ! 113 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:17,920 I'm gonna be a security guard at the Playboy club in Chicago ! 114 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,080 How the hell did that happen ? 115 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,160 Okay last week I was in Chicago right, 116 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:26,760 and I did what I always do after I visit my daughter, I snuck into the Playboy club. 117 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:31,720 And as the guards were kicking me out, I thought to myself, I could do that ! 118 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:34,360 So then I talked to this guy there. 119 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:39,360 So, let me tell you a little bit about what Vic does around here at the club. 120 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,280 Ahh wait... ahh... who's Vic ? 121 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:42,880 I'm Vic, keep up. 122 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,200 What Vic does, 123 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:48,400 is I'm responsible for overseeing security here. 124 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,920 You see, it is our job to keep the girls safe and secure. 125 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,240 Oh, yeah. 126 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,920 Yeah we're safe and secure today... 127 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,000 uhuh...lather it up Brenda ! 128 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,680 Uhhh... Michael wants to see Brenda ! 129 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:06,600 No, 130 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,920 employees only. We've got a code of ethics around here Michael. 131 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,160 It's right there. 132 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,240 So, 133 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:15,720 Vic tells me you used to be a cop ? 134 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:17,920 Uhh wait, I thought that you were Vic ? 135 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,160 There's another Vic, try to keep up. 136 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:23,800 Uhh yeah, well I got, I got kicked off the force. 137 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,920 Then I was gonna make the move here to be closer to my daughter... 138 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,080 What, you're married ? 139 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,880 I do not see you wearing a ring. 140 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,920 Great minds think alike ! 141 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:35,080 Actually uhh I just got a girl pregnant. 142 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:36,880 You got a girl pregnant ? 143 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,880 I got a girl pregnant ! 144 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,880 Give Vic a high five ! 145 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,880 You-Vic or the other Vic ? 146 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,160 The other Vic ? What is that some kind of a joke ? 147 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,480 The other Vic got both his hands blows off in 'Nam. 148 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,960 Haha, I'm just kidding ! 149 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,320 I like your sense of humour kid. 150 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:55,360 Now come here, all kidding aside, I want to ask you something seriously. 151 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,960 Do you like spicy food ? 152 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:04,120 Sure, I'll eat anything. Actually I put that on the resume. 153 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,680 Try this salsa. 154 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:10,000 Go on, makes you feel like you got shot in the tongue. 155 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,560 How can I say no to that ?! 156 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:17,880 Ooohhhh ! 157 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:19,240 Whoooooo ! 158 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,440 Yeah that hot, that's hot right. 159 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:25,920 Yeah, you know it's hot when you get all moist and sweaty up under here eh ! 160 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,280 Come on, feel it ! 161 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:30,840 Ah I don't think I wanna touch Vic's head... 162 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,520 - No, go ahead, feel it... - No I really don't... 163 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,040 - Feel it ! - Okay. 164 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,280 - Haaaaa, - Gotcha ! 165 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:47,800 And he just called and offered me the job ! 166 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:52,760 Ahh men, it's like I was really looking for some direction and that's why I was gonna get married, 167 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,480 but now that'll be just like crazy you know ! 168 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:59,040 Thank God I didn't say anything to Jackie ! 169 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,040 Uh oh Kelso... 170 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,160 Oh man, she has absolutely no idea ! 171 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,200 If I could just get a word in... 172 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:08,240 For once in my life I didn't just blurt something out and I ruined everything ! 173 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,560 - Yes about that... - It's like i'm all scot-free ! 174 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,960 Kelso ! Listen to me ! 175 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,840 I told Jackie you were proposing and now she's thrilled. 176 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,160 How could you do that ?! 177 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,440 I know. I have a problem. 178 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,280 Actually, now you have a problem. 179 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,160 So... 180 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,800 good luck with that. 181 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,920 You told Jackie I was gonna propose to her ?! 182 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,280 Yes and you should have seen all the squealing and jumping around ! 183 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,480 And Jackie was excited too ! 184 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:54,240 You guys are idiots. Who gets married on a whim anyway ? 185 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:55,200 You did. 186 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,560 Yeah but that was to a stripper ! 187 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:02,680 And to be fair, I was pretty drunk, so I might have been trying to say: 188 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,320 Will you carry me ? 189 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,520 It's like I love Jackie okay, 190 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:11,480 and I know that some day we're gonna be together but just not yet. 191 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,640 You fool, don't you understand ?! 192 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:19,200 Hyde really screwed Jackie up, and she is only going to be like this for a little while longer. 193 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,920 You gotta strike when the broad is still a mess man ! 194 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,880 Look Kelso, 195 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,920 I'm completely against this un-holy union. 196 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:31,000 But if you really want to be with Jackie, you cannot run away now. 197 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,400 She'll be so pissed she'll never talk to you again. 198 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:35,800 Okay so... 199 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,400 you're saying if I don't go through with this now, 200 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,560 I'm gonna blow my chances with Jackie forever ? 201 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:41,360 Yes. 202 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:44,400 You have succesfully repeated what I just said. 203 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:49,600 That's it. 204 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,000 I wanna ask Jackie to marry me. 205 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,840 Great ! Let's go buy a ring ! 206 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:57,920 No, Jackie once said that she'd rather have a balloon tied around her finger 207 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,760 than a diamond under two carats. 208 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,600 So let's go buy a balloon ! 209 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,160 Jackie you can't marry Kelso. 210 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,920 Picture what your life would be like... 211 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,200 Hi honey, how was your day ? 212 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,240 Ahhh great. I had another affair. 213 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:21,520 What ?! 214 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,760 Okay, you told me not to lie ! 215 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,600 Yeah I told you not to lie or cheat ! 216 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,720 Right and I chose not to lie ! 217 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,680 Well can I at least have some money for groceries ? 218 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,440 Sorry babe, I got fired again, but I know what will make you feel better ! 219 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,840 Oh no ! Not another box of dogs ! 220 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,680 It's another a box of dogs ! 221 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:43,200 No, no Michael, no, no, this is not the life I pictured ! 222 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,760 I had dreams of a career, of travel. 223 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:48,480 Of a husband who didn't have a girlfriend ! 224 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,960 Babe I hear ya, I do, 225 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,240 I really do... 226 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,640 But you know what 227 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,760 pantst ya ! Burn ! 228 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,400 Hey kids, I pantst you Mom again ! 229 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,960 - Who wants to jump off the roof ?! - Yeah ! 230 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,920 That's your life Jackie. 231 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,320 Oh yeah ? 232 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:13,640 Well, just for that, I'm gonna toss my bouquet while you're in the can ! 233 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:19,440 Kitty ? 234 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:20,960 What's all this ? 235 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,280 Surprise ! 236 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,640 We're having an anniversary party. 237 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,320 But I don't want a party ! 238 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,760 I was gonna take you to... the boat show ! 239 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,520 I'm not going to a boat show. 240 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:35,800 Fine ! It's a vodka-show, just get in the car ! 241 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:41,080 Red, we have people coming over. 242 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,440 But I had pl... 243 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:43,760 Okay, 244 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:49,280 I was thinking, about what we did 245 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:53,600 at the Starlight Motel for the first time between our wedding and reception ? 246 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:54,960 And, 247 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:59,040 I thought we could go there again, exactly twenty-five years later. 248 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,280 So I... 249 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,360 got us the same room.. 250 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:05,040 To celebrate our silver anniversary ? 251 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:09,360 You wanna take me for an afternoon tryst to a cheap motel ? 252 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,680 That is so romantic ! 253 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,400 Man, 254 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:26,560 I'm all ready to propose and the Formans are late for their own 25th anniversary party ! 255 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,880 So, don't they realise this is my night ?! 256 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,440 When is Michael going to ask me ?! 257 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,400 I can't stand the anticipation ! 258 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,960 This must be how fat girls feel between placing their order and getting their fries. 259 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,640 Here, 260 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,600 take this, it will relax you. 261 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,680 And if it doesn't work out between you and Kelso, it'll loosen you up. 262 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,280 For me. 263 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,000 Oh. 264 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,720 Oh my goodness 265 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:56,520 Oh. 266 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,840 Everybody is here... 267 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,080 what time is it ? Oh. 268 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,800 Oh, I must have left my watch at the... 269 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:13,720 Ice store. 270 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,480 But they were out of ice. 271 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,080 Everyone of them. 272 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,160 This country is in the crapper. 273 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:26,520 Hello ? 274 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:29,960 Okay. 275 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:34,400 Mrs. Forman, that was the Starlight Motel. 276 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,480 They uhh found your watch in the Aphrodite suite. 277 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:42,800 Hayyyyooooooo ! 278 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,920 Just keep the damn watch ! 279 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,600 Ohhh, hi Eric ! 280 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,960 Oh thanks sweetie. Oh 281 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,320 Donna is right here, why don't you say hi ! 282 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,160 Hi ! Let me just switch to another room... 283 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,480 Oh. 284 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,000 Okay. 285 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,520 I'll talk to you later then. I love you. 286 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,160 He had to run to class... 287 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,720 So...I'm gonna go grab a beer... 288 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,880 The Aphrodite suite huh ? 289 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,480 Sounds like you guys Aphro-did-it ! 290 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,320 Hayyoooooo ! 291 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,640 - Hey, are you okay ? - Totally. 292 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,440 Yeah are you kidding. 293 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,160 Totally. 294 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,440 Look, I'm sure Eric was just in a hurry. 295 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:39,000 I have not been to Africa, but if it's anything like Disneyland's Jungle Safari, 296 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,640 you gotta stand on your toes. 297 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,640 I wouldn't know, I'm more of an "It's A Small World" kind of girl. 298 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,600 Yeah, I do not like that ride. 299 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,120 Why, it's too boring ? 300 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,920 No, I just feel the Irish are under-represented. 301 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,960 Yeah ! Here, free sixpack. 302 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,760 Okay, my turn, 303 00:16:59,000 --> 00:16:59,720 err... 304 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,920 Mr. and Mrs. Forman, 305 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,400 your long and happy marriage 306 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,400 got me thinking about my future. 307 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,840 And... when I think about my future there is always someone special in it. 308 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,640 I mean besides me. 309 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:16,520 So, 310 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,400 in front of all the people that I love. 311 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,640 Jacqueline Burkhardt, will you marry me ? 312 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,560 Oh Michael ! 313 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,680 - No. - Congratu...What the hell ? 314 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,400 - No ? - No. 315 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,760 Jackie, 316 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:43,000 you have just made me the happiest man in the world ! 317 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,280 - Really ? - Yeaaahhh ! 318 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,160 Ohhh maaaannn ! 319 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,600 I mean, I love you and all, but, it's like... 320 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,440 this is like the worst idea I've ever had ! 321 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,360 And I have had some bad ideas ! I mean, a fire-crackersuit ?! 322 00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,960 Like what the hell was that ? 323 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,880 The best 4th of June ever, that's what ! 324 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,680 Michael, if you and I got married it would be a disaster. 325 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,440 I mean I love you, but you have so much growing up to do. 326 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,240 Oh and I do not want a box of puppies running around. 327 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,080 - You see and I do ! - I know ! 328 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:19,400 Oh man ! This is like my life is finally taking off. 329 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,080 I'm moving to Chicago ! 330 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,680 Donna, I hope I did the right thing. 331 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,720 I'm so happy, I'm gonna jump off the roof ! 332 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,400 - You did the right thing. - Yeah. 333 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,160 So it's the last circle before I go. 334 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,480 Wait a minute, 335 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,720 now I get why we call it a circle ! 336 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,200 That is freakin' awesome ! 337 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,240 You know Michael, I will always remember the first boy who kissed me. 338 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:54,280 And proposed to me and told me that putting out makes your nails grow. 339 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,680 I really believed you. 340 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,320 Kelso, I'm kinda gonna miss you constantly trying to grab my boob. 341 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,440 Made me feel pretty. 342 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,280 I am messed up... 343 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,920 Donna I give you my word. I wil always be here. 344 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,480 Trying to grab your boob. 345 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,560 We'll do it for Kelso. 346 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,560 . Who won't be here to do it anymore... 347 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,160 Oh God... 348 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,200 Man. 349 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,680 Kelso this is weird. 350 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,400 Kelso this is weird. I always imagined our last moment together 351 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,480 would be me 352 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:31,200 watching you strap to a home-made rocket. 353 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,720 Flying around in circles screaming: "turn it off, turn it off !" 354 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,840 Well. I guess this is goodbye. 355 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,240 Man, I'm gonna miss this. 356 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:50,200 Like being down here, I've had like, the best time of my life. 357 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,640 And you what, no matter where I live, 358 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,200 I will love you guys forever. 359 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,600 Well. This is the time to go. 360 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:01,440 So. 361 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:03,640 See ya. 362 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,800 Bye Michael. 363 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:07,480 Wow. 364 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,680 He is really gone. 365 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,560 My beautiful tormentor... 366 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,360 This sucks. 367 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:21,800 I'm not leaving until tomorrow ! And you were crying ! 368 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,080 Buuuurrrnnnn ! 369 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,520 Can it be ?! 370 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,120 It finally happened ! 371 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,320 I won ! 372 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:45,480 I won ! I wooohooon ! I woohoon. 373 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,200 I won a bike ! Read it and weep, loser ! 374 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,200 That expired yesterday. 375 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,080 I'll kill you !