1 00:00:03,211 --> 00:00:05,713 OKAY, MICHAEL, I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME TO THE MOVIES TODAY. 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:09,717 I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU, JACKIE. 2:00, SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT. 3 00:00:09,884 --> 00:00:11,093 NO. NO, NO, NO. 4 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:12,428 I TOLD YOU. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT AGAIN. 5 00:00:12,595 --> 00:00:16,390 I DON'T LIKE THE SOUTH. 6 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,100 DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE GOODBYE GIRL? 7 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:20,185 WELL, I WOULD, BUT IT HAS 2 BASIC FLAWS: 8 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:24,314 NO SMOKEY AND NO BANDIT. 9 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:26,275 YEAH, PLUS, ISN'T THE GOODBYE GIRL, 10 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:27,693 LIKE, A GIRL MOVIE? 11 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:32,072 YOU MORON. A GIRL MOVIE IS A MAKE-OUT MOVIE. 12 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,742 WELL, THEN I'M IN. 13 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:40,622 ME, TOO. I WILL COME AND WATCH. 14 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,416 OKAY... 15 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:45,794 T-MINUS ONE HOUR TILL THE GARAGE SALE. 16 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:51,467 OH, HA HA! I FEEL LIKE AN ASTRONAUT. 17 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:56,138 OH, RED. REMEMBER HOW BAD ERIC WANTED THESE ROLLER SKATES? 18 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,140 OH... THE YO-YO. 19 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,350 AWW... 20 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:03,771 YOUR PLASTIC VOMIT. 21 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:06,398 I FELL FOR THAT. 22 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:07,983 YEAH. 23 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:11,278 YOU WASTED A LOT OF MY MONEY, SON. 24 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:13,739 ME AND MY DAMN CHILDHOOD. 25 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,033 YOU KNOW, MRS. FORMAN, I FEEL REAL BAD. 26 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,619 I MEAN, YOU LET ME STAY HERE AND EVERYTHING. 27 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:21,163 I WISH I HAD SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR GARAGE SALE. 28 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:26,210 OH, STEVEN, YOUR LOVING SMILE IS CONTRIBUTION ENOUGH. 29 00:01:26,377 --> 00:01:29,755 NO, IT'S NOT. 30 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:33,258 RUN THAT UPSTAIRS. 31 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:37,387 YOU HEARD HIM, KELSO. MOVE IT. 32 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:40,224 HEY, UH, DAD, 33 00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:44,144 DONNAAND I WERE GONNA SEE THE GOODBYE GIRL. 34 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:49,525 YEAH. WELL, I'M SURE IT'S A GREAT MOVIE, ERIC... 35 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,693 BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE HELPING WITH THE GARAGE SALE. 36 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:53,028 IT'S IMPORTANT. 37 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:54,404 OH, RIGHT. WE'RE HAVING A GARAGE SALE 38 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:56,532 BECAUSE YOU LOST YOUR JOB... I MEAN, 39 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:59,660 BECAUSE OF ALL THE CLUTTER. 40 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,371 EVERYBODY NEEDS TO WORK, ERIC. 41 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:05,791 THE GRAVY TRAIN HAS MADE ITS LAST STOP. 42 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:09,253 OKAY, THERE WAS A GRAVY TRAIN? 43 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:11,880 YUP. AND YOU MISSED IT. 44 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,675 OH, STEVEN, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA. 45 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:18,554 YOU COULD SELL LEMONADE. 46 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:21,932 MRS. FORMAN, I'VE THROWN A LOT OF ROCKS 47 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:25,018 AT KIDS WITH LEMONADE STANDS, AND... 48 00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:28,438 LORD KNOWS I HATE A HYPOCRITE. 49 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:32,151 YOU COULD HAVE A LITTLE BAKE SALE. 50 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:38,824 I PRETTY MUCH BEAT UP ANY KID SELLING ANYTHING. 51 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,118 STEVEN, YOU COULD... YOU COULD JUST DO A LITTLE TABLE 52 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:44,204 WITH SOME COOKIES AND SOME BROWNIES... 53 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:45,747 I'M NOT MUCH OF... 54 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:49,585 BROWNIES? 55 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:54,631 I COULD MAKE BROWNIES. 56 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:59,303 BECAUSE PEOPLE LOVE BROWNIES! 57 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:03,015 NO, THEY DON'T. 58 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:07,186 OH, THEY LOVE MY BROWNIES. 59 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:13,984 ♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪ 60 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:17,487 ♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪ 61 00:03:17,655 --> 00:03:21,158 ♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪ 62 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:24,661 ♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪ 63 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:28,665 ♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪ 64 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:32,211 ♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪ 65 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:36,131 ♪ WE'RE ALL, ALL RIGHT♪ ♪WE'RE ALL, ALL RIGHT ♪♪ 66 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,301 HELLO, WISCONSIN! 67 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,684 OH, STEVEN, 68 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:52,189 YOU ARE SUCH A JOY TO HAVE AROUND THE HOUSE. 69 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:56,860 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR MOTHER ABANDONED YOU. 70 00:03:57,028 --> 00:04:00,614 I MEAN, WENT ON SUCH A LONG TRIP. 71 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:05,035 BOY, I SURE DO LIKE BROWNIES. 72 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,828 HEY, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOT 2 THUMBS 73 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:08,830 AND REALLY LIKES BROWNIES? 74 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:11,708 THIS GUY! 75 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,504 HYDE! OH, COME ON! 76 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,672 [SOFTLY] I'M ASKING YOU NOT TO MAKE THESE BROWNIES. 77 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,341 I MEAN, MY MOM AND DAD ARE... 78 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:22,886 WAY TOO FAT! 79 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,388 NICE COVER. 80 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:25,931 YOU KNOW WHAT, ERIC, YOU JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE. 81 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,768 THIS IS STEVEN'S CONTRIBUTION TO OUR GARAGE SALE. 82 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,895 AND I HAPPEN TO KNOW 83 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:38,235 THAT YOU PUT THE SPECIAL INGREDIENT IN THESE BROWNIES. 84 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,946 "SPECIAL INGREDIENT"? I TOLD HIM NOT TO! 85 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,447 YES. 86 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,866 LOVE! 87 00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:47,077 OH, YEAH. 88 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:50,080 THERE'S A WHOLE BIG BAG OF LOVE IN THERE. 89 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,457 MOM, 90 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,252 CRAZY HELEN FROM ACROSS THE STREET IS SWITCHING PRICE TAGS, 91 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:58,880 AND DAD SAYS HE'S GONNA KICK HER IN THE KEISTER. 92 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:02,634 OH, NO. HE'LL DO IT, TOO. 93 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,970 HI, KELSO. 94 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:11,935 OH, LOOK! IT'S CHOCOLATE BATTER. 95 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,854 I SURE DO WISH I COULD FINISH 96 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:16,481 ALL THIS CHOCOLATE BATTER ON MY FINGER, 97 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,651 BUT... I JUST CAN'T. 98 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,278 OH! 99 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:24,281 GUESS I CAN. BYE. 100 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:27,784 MAN, I WAS SO CLOSE! 101 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:29,244 HEY, YOU... 102 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,620 GOD, YOU CAN'T MAKE SPECIAL BROWNIES 103 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:32,331 IN MY PARENTS' KITCHEN. 104 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:33,790 OH, NO. 105 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:37,878 I ALREADY MADE THEM. IF ONLY YOU'D WARNED ME SOONER. 106 00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:40,547 COME ON, MAN, I'M SERIOUS. 107 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:42,215 LOOK, FORMAN, RELAX, MAN, OKAY? 108 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:44,092 YEAH, I'M MAKING SPECIAL BROWNIES, 109 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:45,761 BUT I'M ALSO MAKING REGULAR BROWNIES 110 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:47,304 FOR THE "STRAIGHT FOLKS" 111 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:50,432 OR "LOSERS." 112 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,767 YEAH. 113 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,018 SOMEDAY I'M GONNA OWN A RESTAURANT, 114 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,506 AND EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE SPECIAL. 115 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:56,313 AND THEN WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME, THEY SAY, 116 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:57,814 "HEY, KELSO, WHAT'S THE SPECIAL?" 117 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:02,736 I'M GONNA SAY, "EVERYTHING." 118 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,159 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D RATHER STAY HERE 119 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:10,660 THAN GO SEE A MOVIE WITH ME. 120 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:12,308 OH, BELIEVE ME, DONNA, I'D LOVE TO GO, 121 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,247 BUT RED SAID I CAN'T, AND... 122 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:16,958 WELL, HE CAN KICK MY ASS. 123 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:20,837 ERIC, I CAN KICK YOUR ASS. 124 00:06:21,005 --> 00:06:22,422 OH, YEAH? 125 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:23,715 MM-HMM. 126 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,175 LET'S GO. 127 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:26,583 LET'S GO. COME ON. BRING IT ON. 128 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:27,761 COME ON! YOU WANT A BIG PIECE OF ME? 129 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,472 LET'S GO! 130 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:42,776 MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 131 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:46,238 I'M LONELY. 132 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,198 OKAY... 133 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:49,825 DADDY, I'VE ROUNDED UP SOME THINGS 134 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:52,744 TO HELP THE FAMILY OUT IN THESE TRYING TIMES. 135 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,246 THERE. YOU SEE, ERIC? 136 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,705 YOUR SISTER'S A TEAM PLAYER. 137 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:58,542 NO. THESE ARE ALL MY THINGS. 138 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:00,502 GROW UP, ERIC. THEY'RE G.I. JOES. 139 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,379 YEAH. 140 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:05,424 G.I. JOES WITH KUNG-FU GRIP! 141 00:07:06,008 --> 00:07:07,884 WHAT A BITCH... 142 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:11,805 AROONY DOONY. 143 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,935 DO YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY ASSOCIATION 144 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:20,439 WITH THE POINT PLACE POLICE DEPARTMENT? 145 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:24,067 ALL RIGHT. HERE'S YOUR BROWNIE. 146 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:27,362 YOU GOT ABOUT 30 MINUTES TO GET SOMEPLACE SAFE. 147 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,283 KITTY... 148 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,909 I NOTICED YOU'RE SELLING 149 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:37,080 THE KISSING DOLPHINS BOB AND I BOUGHT YOU. 150 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:39,166 YOU KNOW, WHAT IS THAT DOING ON THIS TABLE? 151 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:41,668 RED, I TOLD YOU NOT TO SELL THAT. 152 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,796 GIVE IT TO ME. I'LL JUST... I'LL RUN IT RIGHT BACK 153 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:46,631 INTO THE HOUSE. 154 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,091 OH. AND, RED, 155 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,509 YOU'RE ALSO SELLING THAT POCKET FISHERMAN 156 00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:52,721 WE GAVE YOU FOR CHRISTMAS. 157 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:56,099 DON'T YOU WANT TO RUN THAT BACK INTO THE HOUSE TOO? 158 00:07:56,267 --> 00:08:00,479 NO, BOB. THAT WAS A REALLY DUMB GIFT. 159 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,107 OKAY, SO... 160 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:07,777 THE GOODBYE GIRL STARTS AT 2:00, SO I'D BETTER GO. 161 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:12,240 WELL, I GUESS THIS IS GOOD-BYE. GIRL. HA HA! 162 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:15,452 FEZ, YOU'RE SO FUNNY! 163 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:25,504 [THINKING] WELL, HELLO, JACKIE. 164 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:50,153 [THINKING] DID YOU SEE THAT, FEZ? YES, YOU DID. 165 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,030 SHE MAY BE TAKING MY POPCORN, BUT SHE KNOWS 166 00:08:52,198 --> 00:09:00,198 THERE IS MORE IN MY LAP THAN THAT. 167 00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:07,629 SHE WANTS YOU, OLD BOY. 168 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,422 NOW'S YOUR CHANCE. 169 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,049 BE SMOOTH. 170 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:14,135 THINK RICARDO MONTALBAN. 171 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:15,887 JUST TURN... 172 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,014 LOCK EYES... 173 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:22,435 GO! 174 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,508 WAIT, WAIT, FEZ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 175 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,776 OH, MY GOD! 176 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,571 YOU'RE A DEAD MAN! 177 00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:37,033 COULD I HAVE AVOIDED THIS? LET'S REVIEW. 178 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,661 FIRST, JACKIE SAID I WAS FUNNY. 179 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,747 NEXT, SHE ATE POPCORN FROM MY GROIN. 180 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,666 THEN I SUCKED HER FACE. 181 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:47,586 NOPE. IT WAS MEANT TO BE. 182 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:51,089 Fez: AYYY! 183 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:53,758 FORMAN, THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 184 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:56,177 I'M OUT OF BROWNIES, BUT I SHOULD HAVE MORE MONEY. 185 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:58,597 HYDE, THAT'S DIRTY MONEY. THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH. 186 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:01,474 NO, MAN. IT'S LIKE I LOST 187 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:03,685 AN ENTIRE TRAY OF BROWNIES. 188 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,313 WAIT, WHAT KIND OF BROWNIES DID YOU LOSE, HYDE? 189 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,148 WERE THEY REGULAR BROWNIES? 190 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,025 THEY WERE SPECIAL BROWNIES. 191 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:13,528 AH! WHERE WAS THE LAST PLACE YOU HAD THEM? 192 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,572 IN THE OVEN. 193 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,699 IN MY MOTHER'S OVEN? 194 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,545 OH, NOW, STEVEN, YOUR BROWNIES WERE A BIG HIT. 195 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:33,298 [GIGGLING] 196 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,479 YOU KNOW... 197 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:51,066 I'M GLAD THE PLANT IS CLOSING. 198 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:54,778 IT FREES ME UP TO DO MY OWN THING. 199 00:10:54,945 --> 00:11:02,945 [LAUGHING] YOU SAID "DO MY OWN THING"! 200 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:09,376 OH, RED. YOUR OWN THING. 201 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:12,629 THAT'S SO HIP! 202 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:16,549 I LOVE SALT. 203 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:19,135 I LIKE THAT WORD "HIP." 204 00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:21,346 IT KINDA POPS, YOU KNOW? 205 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,056 HIP. HIP. 206 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,183 HIP-PUH! 207 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,019 I CAN SEE MY OWN MOUTH! 208 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:31,690 YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEAUTIFUL? 209 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,567 FRUITCAKE. 210 00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:36,945 ALL OF THE DIFFERENT-COLORED LITTLE FRUITS 211 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:41,491 LIVING TOGETHER IN ONE CAKE. 212 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:46,371 I JUMPED OUT OF A CAKE ONCE. 213 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,039 I ALSO LIKE SWEET, 214 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,834 BUT THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT SALT. 215 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,628 HIP. 216 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:56,506 IT STARTS TO LOSE ITS MEANING AFTER A WHILE, YOU KNOW? 217 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,133 HIP. 218 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,801 IT'S NOT EVEN A WORD. 219 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,594 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 220 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:02,971 OH, MY GOD, LISTEN. 221 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,431 YOU CAN HEAR MY HEART. 222 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,975 [KNOCK KNOCK] 223 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,935 OH, MY GOD! THERE IT IS AGAIN. 224 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:12,397 NO. THAT'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR. 225 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,567 MAYBE IT'S THE COPS. 226 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,903 IT'S JUST SOMEONE FOR THE GARAGE SALE. 227 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,822 [SHOUTING] TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT! 228 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,825 IT WON'T FILL THE HOLE IN YOUR LIFE! 229 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,326 [KNOCK KNOCK] 230 00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:28,079 I'LL GO SEE WHO'S OUT THERE. 231 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,956 YOU KNOW... 232 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,833 FOR A TERRIBLE GROUCH, 233 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:37,922 RED IS GREAT IN BED. 234 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:47,098 I'M SORRY. WHAT? 235 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,392 ♪ HIPPITY HOPPITY ♪ 236 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:53,146 ♪ EASTER'S ON ITS WAY ♪ 237 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,315 WHERE'D YOU GO, RED? 238 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:59,736 WELL, I WAS HOPPING DOWN THE OLD BUNNY TRAIL... 239 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:00,779 AND THIS GUY OFFERED ME $200 240 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,573 FOR THE VISTA CRUISER. 241 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:07,702 SO I SOLD IT TO HIM. 242 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,163 YOU SOLD ERIC'S CAR? 243 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,665 OH, NO. 244 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:18,755 [LAUGHING] 245 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,846 DAD, YOU SOLD MY CAR? 246 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,223 HOW COULD YOU? 247 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:32,227 JUST WHAT IN THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? 248 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:39,275 I THOUGHT I WAS HELPING, 249 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:43,112 BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING HOW YOU NEED MONEY. 250 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,865 FOR GAS! 251 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,535 FOR THE CAR! 252 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:50,411 Hyde: DON'T YELL AT HIM. 253 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:51,871 TO BE HONEST, RED, 254 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,874 WE'RE A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED. 255 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,670 I'M NOT GONNA RUN ANY MORE ERRANDS FOR YOU, PAL. 256 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,631 YOU SHOULD'VE CHECKED WITH US FIRST, RED. 257 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,384 YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I ROTATED THOSE TIRES? 258 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:08,763 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE THINGS THAT AREN'T YOURS. 259 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,140 I HAD STUFF IN THE BACKSEAT. 260 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:14,644 NOW THAT'S ALL JUST GONE, MISTER. 261 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,104 FORMAN, IT'S OKAY. 262 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:19,232 NO, IT'S NOT OKAY! 263 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,234 LOOK, RED, 264 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:24,404 WHO DID YOU SELL THE CAR TO? 265 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,906 I SOLD IT... 266 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,950 TO A GUY NAMED... 267 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:32,370 PETER. 268 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,205 PETER... 269 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:37,542 COTTONTAIL. 270 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,419 ♪ HOPPING DOWN ♪ 271 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:40,920 ♪ THE BUNNY TRAIL ♪ 272 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:45,800 ♪ HIPPITY HOPPITY, EASTER'S ON ITS WAY ♪ 273 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,428 IN A WAY, I DON'T BLAME FEZ. 274 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,514 I'M VERY APPEALING. 275 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:56,227 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HE KISSED YOU. THAT'S... 276 00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,899 DONNA, I HAVE TO CONFESS SOMETHING. 277 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:04,027 IT WASN'T TERRIBLE. 278 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,405 HOW NOT TERRIBLE? 279 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,450 IT WAS THE BEST KISS OF MY LIFE! 280 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,201 I MEAN, FEZ IS TOTALLY NOT AN OPTION 281 00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:13,786 'CAUSE HE'S FOREIGN AND EVERYTHING, 282 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:15,413 BUT... 283 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:19,584 MICHAEL HAS NEVER KISSED ME LIKE THAT. 284 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,336 WHAT WAS SO GOOD ABOUT IT? 285 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,004 DO YOU KNOW WHEN FEZ TALKS, 286 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:27,175 HE SOMETIMES ROLLS HIS Rs? 287 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:31,554 WELL, THAT'S WHAT HE DID IN MY MOUTH! 288 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:34,891 REALLY? 289 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,517 THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS KIND OF COOL. 290 00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,102 I KNOW! 291 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,896 I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG. 292 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,230 ERIC'S, YOU KNOW, HE'S A GREAT KISSER AND EVERYTHING, BUT... 293 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:45,860 HE'S NEVER, LIKE, ROLLED ANYTHING. 294 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,445 OH... I JUST LOVE KISSING. 295 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,406 DON'T YOU, DONNA? 296 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,621 I'M GONNA GO FIND ERIC. 297 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,541 ERIC, I WAS JUST TALKING TO JACKIE, AND... 298 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:05,296 DONNA, NOT NOW, OKAY? 299 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,632 SEE, HYDE? 300 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,635 I ASKED YOU NOT TO MAKE SPECIAL BROWNIES, BUT DID YOU LISTEN? 301 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,930 WELL... EXACTLY. YOU DIDN'T. 302 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:18,184 YOU WERE JUST SOOO SMART. 303 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,103 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 304 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:23,690 I... YEAH, THAT'S IT. RIGHT. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 305 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,441 YOU WEREN'T THINKING. 306 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:28,152 NOW MY FOLKS ARE FRIED, AND I GOT NO CAR. 307 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,779 WAIT A MINUTE. BROWNIES? YOUR MOM AND DAD... 308 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,239 DONNA... 309 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:35,243 KEEP IT ZIPPED. 310 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,912 GUESS WHAT, BUDDY. 311 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,832 THERE'S A LESSON IN ALL THIS. 312 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,501 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT LESSON IS? 313 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,211 THE LESSON IS... ALL RIGHT, 314 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,965 WHY DON'T I JUST TELL YOU WHAT THE LESSON IS? 315 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,801 YOU DANCE WITH MARY JANE, YOU GET YOUR TOES STEPPED ON, 316 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,011 THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 317 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,470 CONSEQUENCES, MY FRIEND. 318 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,557 YEAH, CONSEQUENCES. 319 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:58,891 NOW MY CAR IS GONE, 320 00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,185 RED'S HIGH AS A KITE. 321 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,729 RED'S HIGH AS A KITE? 322 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,147 OKAY, MISS SMART MOUTH, 323 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:07,233 SHUT IT. 324 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,529 OKAY? BE QUIET. 325 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,822 I REMEMBERED WHO I SOLD THE CAR TO. 326 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,615 WHO? 327 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:17,285 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I REMEMBERED. 328 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,619 NO, WAIT! 329 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,663 RED! RED! THINK! 330 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:24,333 WAIT! 331 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:27,920 MAYBE HIS NAME IS ON THAT CHECK HE GAVE ME! 332 00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,839 YEAH! 333 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,509 MAYBE IT IS. 334 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,064 YOUR PARENTS HAD THE BROWNIES TOO. 335 00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:02,330 WELL. IF IT ISN'T FEZ. 336 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:06,584 [AS FEZ] I'M FEZ. 337 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,002 IN MY COUNTRY, 338 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,338 WE MAKE OUT WITH OUR FRIENDS' GIRLFRIENDS 339 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,591 BECAUSE... LA DEE DA. 340 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,595 OH, KELSO, I AM SORRY. 341 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,890 YOUR GIRLFRIEND GIVES ME ACTION IN THE PANTS. 342 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,267 OH, NO, SHE DOESN'T. 343 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,103 YES, SHE DOES. 344 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,979 SHE CAME UP TO ME. SHE SAID I WAS FUNNY. 345 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,397 FEZ... 346 00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:29,982 SOMETIMES... 347 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,567 WHEN A GIRL SAYS THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 348 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:34,821 IT JUST MEANS THAT YOU'RE FUNNY. 349 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:36,364 WELL... 350 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,450 I AM FREAKING HILARIOUS. 351 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,411 FEZ, JACKIE IS, LIKE, MY GIRLFRIEND, OKAY? 352 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,831 AND WE HAVE THIS BOND BETWEEN US, 353 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:49,335 AND NOBODY CAN COME BETWEEN THAT BOND. 354 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,963 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO FOOL AROUND WITH ERIC'S SISTER. 355 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:56,175 WELL, YEAH, HER, BUT THAT'S, LIKE... THAT'S IT. 356 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,885 AND YOU MADE OUT WITH PAM MACY. 357 00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,679 OKAY, FEZ, WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 358 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,264 MY POINT IS... 359 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:07,478 YOU ARE A WHORE. 360 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,356 OKAY, THEN. APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 361 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:17,280 YOU SAID THAT WE WERE GOING FOR ICE CREAM! 362 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:18,614 WHEN WE GET THE CAR BACK. 363 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,366 YOU KNOW, YOU DID TELL HIM YOU WERE GONNA GET HIM ICE CREAM. 364 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:21,576 AFTER! 365 00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,536 AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING! 366 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:27,665 HEY, PUT THAT DOWN! 367 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,963 WHOA! 368 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:41,262 THAT REALLY SHOT OUT OF THERE! 369 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,890 SORRY. 370 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,435 WAIT! WAIT! LISTEN. 371 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,853 AHEM! 372 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,229 I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. 373 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:51,397 WELL, YOU HAVE TO. 374 00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,524 I'LL WAIT IN THE CAR. 375 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:54,859 NO, NO, RED. 376 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,277 YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY 377 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,778 FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS. 378 00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:00,740 WELL, THAT'S STUPID! 379 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,992 YEAH? 380 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,954 THAT'S NOT THE GUY. 381 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,706 DID YOUR DAD BUY A CAR THIS MORNING? 382 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,458 A STATION WAGON? YEAH. 383 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,668 HE BOUGHT THAT PIECE OF CRAP FOR ME. 384 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:15,046 "PIECE OF CRAP"? 385 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,216 THAT'S A VISTA CRUISER! 386 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,676 YOU COULD LITERALLY... 387 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:25,056 CRUUUISE THE VISTA. 388 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:29,143 DADDY! WHERE ARE THE KEYS TO THE PIECE OF CRAP? 389 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,231 BOY, SHE'S LOVELY. 390 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,107 GIVE ME HIS CHECK. 391 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,609 RIGHT. AND THANKS AGAIN. 392 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:40,279 I, TOO, UNDERSTAND. PARENTS CAN BE QUITE A... 393 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:45,409 WHAT A BITCHEROONY DOONY! 394 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,750 SO... 395 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,418 YOU GOT YOUR CAR BACK, FORMAN. 396 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,046 ARE WE COOL NOW? 397 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,090 YEAH. 398 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,550 YEAH, I THINK YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON. 399 00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:02,969 ABSOLUTELY, MAN. 400 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,816 I LEARNED THAT IF I DO SOMETHING SELFISH... 401 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,597 ILL-ADVISED, AND IRRESPONSIBLE, 402 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,642 I CAN GET AWAY WITH IT. 403 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,186 I RULE! 404 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:16,023 NO! BIG CONSEQUENCES! 405 00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:18,901 I'LL TELL YOU, DONNA, SOMETIMES THAT GUY JUST FILLS ME WITH... 406 00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:25,783 WOW! 407 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,703 YOU ROLLED YOUR TONGUE. 408 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:32,498 I KNOW! ISN'T IT NEAT? 409 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:36,210 WELL, LIKE... 410 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,310 UH, DAD, COULD YOU PASS... 411 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,146 NO! OKAY. 412 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,982 YOU KNOW WHAT'D BE GREAT FOR DESSERT? 413 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,860 HOT DOGS. 414 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,946 YOU READ MY MIND. 415 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,614 I'LL BOIL THE WATER. 416 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:07,658 NO TIME! 417 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,266 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER AND FOX BROADCASTING