1 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:13,630 [PETER FRAMPTON'S DO YOU FEEL LIKE WE DO? PLAYS] 2 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:20,894 OOH, OOH! I JUST WANTTO HEAR THE GUITAR SOLO ONE MORE TIME. 3 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:24,023 NOT AGAIN. USE THE HEADPHONES. 4 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:30,320 GOOD. NOW, WRAP THE CORD AROUND YOUR NECK. 5 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:35,826 HEY, WOULD YOU GUYS RESPECT ME IF I WORKED IN THE TOWN DUMP? 6 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:38,120 THE TOWN DUMP, NO. 7 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,581 NOW, THE STATE DUMP... 8 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:43,042 WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A JOB? 9 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:46,670 EVERYTHING COSTS MONEY: GAS, CLOTHES... 10 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:47,588 FUN. 11 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:50,049 DATES. DATES COST MONEY. 12 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:53,886 NO, KELSO, THAT IS PROSTITUTION. 13 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:58,223 DATING IS PROSTITUTION, MAN, 14 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:01,977 ONLY YOU DON'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR. 15 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,938 SAID THE MAN WHO'S NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND. 16 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:08,275 WHAT, YOU GUYS DON'T REMEMBER ESTHER, THE BIKER CHICK? 17 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:09,735 HEY, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HER? 18 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,571 SHE'S DATING MY UNCLE. 19 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:15,199 WELL, I'M GOING HOME FOR DINNER. 20 00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:16,533 OH, BY THE WAY, MOM AND DAD 21 00:01:16,701 --> 00:01:19,912 ARE GOING TO THE PLAYBOY CLUB AT LAKE GENEVA THIS WEEKEND. 22 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,663 DO YOU GUYS WANT SOUVENIRS? 23 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:22,539 OOH, ASHTRAYS. 24 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:24,625 A WOMAN. 25 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:28,253 YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA BE OUT OF TOWN? 26 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:29,421 REALLY? 27 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:32,299 YEAH I MEAN, I'LL BE BABYSITTING MY SISTER TINA ALL WEEKEND. 28 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:33,675 JUST ME... 29 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:35,260 ALONE... 30 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,638 WATCHING TV. 31 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:40,557 I MIGHT ORDER A PIZZA. 32 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:43,852 I GOT AN IDEA! 33 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:45,687 WE'LL HAVE A PARTY AT DONNA'S, 34 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,523 A TOGA PARTY! 35 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:49,274 MICHAEL? MICHAEL, 36 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,693 MAYBE DONNA DOESN'T WANT TO THROW A PARTY. 37 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:53,070 MAYBE SHE WANTS TO BE ALONE. 38 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,906 YEAH, JUST ME, ALONE. 39 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:59,451 IF SOMEONE HAPPENS TO STOP BY, THAT'D BE PRETTY COOL. 40 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:02,538 SO WE'RE ON. I'LL BRING THE BEER! 41 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:06,959 DONNA, I NEVER BEEN TO AN AMERICAN PARTY. MAY I COME? 42 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,418 UM, UH, YEAH, I DON'T CARE. 43 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:11,505 UH, SO, UH, ERIC, ARE YOU GONNA BE THERE? 44 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:12,881 YEAH, YEAH, SOUNDS FUN. 45 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:15,425 COOL. CATCH YOU GUYS LATER. 46 00:02:15,593 --> 00:02:17,386 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 47 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:18,846 PARTY AT DONNA'S! 48 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:21,515 YOU ARE BOTH SO STUPID! 49 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:24,685 OW! WHY? 50 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:32,234 WELL, THIS IS A FIRST. I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH JACKIE. 51 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,528 WHAT, YOU'RE SAYING THAT I'M STUPID? 52 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,405 DONNA JUST PUT ON THE FULL-CORE PRESS, MAN, 53 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:37,739 AND YOU DROPPED THE BALL. 54 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:38,991 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 55 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,410 ALL SHE SAID WAS THAT SHE'D BE ALONE SATURDAY NIGHT 56 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:42,161 WITH A PIZZA... 57 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:44,538 OH, GOD, I'M SO STUPID. 58 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:51,587 ♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪ 59 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:55,299 ♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪ 60 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:59,011 ♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪ 61 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,347 ♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪ 62 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:06,643 ♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪ 63 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:09,730 ♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪ 64 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,316 ♪ WHOA, YEAH! ♪♪ 65 00:03:12,483 --> 00:03:14,234 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 66 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:17,362 HELLO, WISCONSIN! 67 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:26,496 SO DAD, THE GUYS AND I ARE THINKING ABOUT GETTING JOBS. 68 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:28,832 NO, NO, NO. YOU HAVE A JOB. 69 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,543 IT'S YOUR JOB TO GET GOOD GRADES, GO TO COLLEGE, GRADUATE, 70 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,796 AND LEAVE ME. 71 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:37,424 KITTY, WHEN I WAS HIS AGE, I WORKED IN A SLAUGHTER HOUSE. 72 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:39,468 IT WAS A GOOD EXPERIENCE. 73 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:43,096 I LEARNED HOW TO USE A HAMMER. 74 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,733 UH, THE NEW FATSO BURGER IS HIRING PEOPLE. 75 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:58,362 JACKIE'S DAD OWNS IT. I GUESS I COULD GET A JOB THERE. 76 00:03:58,529 --> 00:04:00,656 THERE IS PLENTY OF TIME LATER TO GET A JOB, 77 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:04,660 TO GRIND THE JOY OUT OF YOUR LIFE. 78 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:06,119 IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY. 79 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:07,621 BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 80 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:12,125 WORK IS NOT ABOUT FUN, IT'S ABOUT WORK. 81 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:15,879 IT'S ABOUT SEEING HOW MUCH CRAP YOU CAN TAKE FROM THE BOSS MAN, 82 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:18,799 AND THEN, TAKING SOME MORE. 83 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:23,345 AND REMEMBER... HEY, LOOK AT ME. 84 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:27,641 ONLY QUITTERS QUIT. 85 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,185 SO, CAN I WORK? 86 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:33,772 WELL, WE'RE SURE AS HELL GONNA FIND OUT NOW, AREN'T WE? 87 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,652 SO, BIG PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT. 88 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,446 WHOOPEE! 89 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:44,324 I CAN'T BELIEVE FORMAN MISSED ALL OF THOSE SIGNALS. 90 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:46,535 WHAT SIGNALS? 91 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,287 [FEMININE VOICE] "OH, NO, POOR ME, 92 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:51,581 "ALL ALONE IN MY BIG HOUSE. 93 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:55,294 "JUST ME AND MY NIGHTIE. 94 00:04:55,461 --> 00:05:02,676 IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME SCRAWNY LITTLE NEIGHBOR BOY HERE." 95 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,928 HE'S NOT SCRAWNY. 96 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:06,930 YOU KNOW, WHY AM I EVEN TALKING TO YOU? 97 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:09,182 I'M ALL YOU GOT. 98 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:12,352 OH, MY GOD! SO EVERYBODY KNOWS. 99 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,271 I'M AFRAID SO. 100 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,982 I JUST WANT TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH HIM ALONE, 101 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,817 AND NOW I CAN'T. 102 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:22,988 HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 103 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,532 FRUSTRATED. IT'S AS FRUSTRATING AS HELL. 104 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,285 I MEAN, I REALLY PUT MYSELF OUT THERE. 105 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:32,456 I SEE, AND DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING AT NIGHT? 106 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:34,458 SOMETIMES, YEAH, I DO. 107 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:35,625 DO YOU THINK YOU'D SLEEP BETTER 108 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:38,920 IF YOU HAD A SCRAWNY LITTLE NEIGHBOR BOY UP NEXT TO YOU? 109 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:44,176 OK, LET'S HEAR IT. 110 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,624 HELLO, MY NAME IS ERIC FORMAN... 111 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:49,431 NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT WITH A LOOSE HAND, FIRM, YOU KNOW, 112 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:53,477 NOT LIKE A FISH. AGAIN. 113 00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:54,394 HELLO, MY NAME IS ERIC... 114 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:57,272 NO, STEP INTO IT, HUH? 115 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,815 STAND UP STRAIGHT. 116 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:02,277 STRAIGHT UP AND HOLD THE FISH. 117 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:07,908 DON'T BE A SMART MOUTH. 118 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:12,245 RIGHT, NO... NO SMART MOUTH. 119 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:15,999 HELLO, MY NAME IS ERIC FORMAN. 120 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:19,419 AND? 121 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:21,213 OH, OH, OH, UM, 122 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,840 TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR JUNIOR ACHIEVEMENT EXPERIENCE. 123 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:27,594 OH, THEY COULD GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT THAT. 124 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:31,473 OK, UM, SHOW THEM YOUR HONORABLE MENTION FROM THE SCIENCE FAIR. 125 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:32,432 AGAIN... 126 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,810 RIGHT, RAT'S ASS. 127 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:38,188 DON'T SLOUCH! 128 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:41,316 WOULDN'T THAT FALL UNDER THE "STAND UP STRAIGHT" CATEGORY? 129 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:46,279 YOU SEE, THAT'S A SMART MOUTH. 130 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:50,033 YOU'RE FIRED, MR. SMART MOUTH! 131 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:53,537 SEE, THAT'S HOW THAT WORKS. 132 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,378 Man: FIRST OF ALL, 133 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,673 PEOPLE WHO WORK AT FATSO BURGER ARE SPECIAL. 134 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,508 NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME AND WONDERING, 135 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:09,886 "HOW DO I GET WHERE RICKY IS?" 136 00:07:10,054 --> 00:07:12,431 WELL, IF YOU WORK HARD, PAY ATTENTION, 137 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,599 AND USE THE PROPER FINGER RELEASE TECHNIQUE 138 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:19,646 ON THE SNAP CUP DISPENSER, YOU COULD BE ME. 139 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,773 NOW, LET'S GET STARTED. 140 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,860 WHY DO YOU WANT A CAREER AT FATSO BURGER? 141 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:27,404 I JUST THINK IT WILL BE A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE. 142 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,156 MY GIRLFRIEND'S DAD OWNS IT. 143 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:31,324 I LOVE THE UNIFORMS. 144 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:34,661 TO UNIONIZE THE WORKERS, MAN. 145 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:39,207 TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER YOUR BEST QUALITY? 146 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:41,626 WELL, I'M A REAL PEOPLE PERSON. 147 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:44,004 I DON'T ANSWER STUPID QUESTIONS. 148 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,964 I SPEAK DUTCH. 149 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,842 MY EYES. OH... 150 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:52,179 AND, I GUESS MY BUTT, TOO. 151 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:55,508 NAME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF 152 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:59,186 THAT YOU CONSIDER TO BE A WEAKNESS. 153 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:02,105 I ALLOW PEOPLE TO BOSS ME AROUND. 154 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,107 I LOVE CHOCOLATE. 155 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:08,195 I'M BRUTALLY HONEST... PINHEAD. 156 00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:11,990 UM... 157 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:16,203 WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? 158 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:18,121 FATSO BURGER. 159 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:20,957 COVERED IN GOLD CHAINS. 160 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:22,334 A ROCK STAR... 161 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:26,338 UH, NO, MOVIE STAR. 162 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,839 NO... 163 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,675 YEAH, ROCK STAR. 164 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:33,512 PRISON. 165 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:39,935 WELL, I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH FOR COMING IN. 166 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:44,022 ERIC, WELCOME TO THE FATSO BURGER FAMILY. 167 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:47,776 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ 168 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,821 OH, DADDY, I'M SO SAD. 169 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:52,989 WHY, KITTEN? 170 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:55,534 BECAUSE FATSO BURGER HIRED ERIC INSTEAD OF MICHAEL. 171 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:56,743 I KNOW, KITTEN. 172 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:59,454 WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT, DADDY? 173 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:02,999 LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT DOOFUS AND DILIGENT. 174 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:09,047 DOOFUS IS FRIENDLY, BUT HE DOESN'T FOLLOW DIRECTIONS WELL. 175 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:12,342 NOW, DILIGENT ALWAYS DOES HIS JOB BY THE BOOK. 176 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,052 THIS IS HOW THE BOOK SAYS TO DO IT: 177 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,806 "WIPE LEFT TO RIGHT." 178 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:20,976 UH-OH! LOOKS LIKE A BIG ORDER JUST CAME IN. 179 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:23,770 "LET ME HELP, GUYS," SAYS DILIGENT. 180 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:26,690 "BUT WAIT A SEC. WHERE'S DOOFUS?" 181 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,075 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 182 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,411 LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS HERE. 183 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,664 "UH-OH, I WAS IN SUCH A HURRY TO GET BACK TO WORK, 184 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,958 I ALMOST FORGOT." 185 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,294 THAT-A-BOY, DILIGENT. 186 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:48,878 "HEY, THERE, DOOFUS, 187 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:52,382 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER USING THE FACILITY." 188 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,551 "HA! NO WAY, DILIGENT. 189 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:58,680 THAT'S FOR SQUARES." 190 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:04,019 SO MICHAEL'S A DOOFUS? 191 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,396 AND HOW. 192 00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:09,691 WE EXPECT YOU TO BE RESPONSIBLE WHEN WE'RE OUT OF TOWN. 193 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:10,859 NO PARTIES. 194 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,319 AND I WANT YOU TO BE NICE TO YOUR SISTER. 195 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:15,488 DON'T MAKE TINA EAT DIRT. I MEAN IT. 196 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:18,366 AND NO BOYS. THEY ONLY WANT ONE THING. 197 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:22,621 IT'S A DIRTY, DIRTY THING THEY WANT. 198 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,080 ENOUGH SAID. 199 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:25,665 HEY, LOOKING SHARP, ERIC. 200 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:26,833 YOU GONNA BE AROUND THIS WEEKEND? 201 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,001 Y GOOD. R. 202 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:31,463 MAKE SURE NO GUYS ARE HANGING AROUND DONNA, CAPISCE? 203 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:35,550 SO I GOT A JOB. 204 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:36,343 YEAH? 205 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:39,179 YEAH. IT SEEMS I'M REALLY FATSO BURGER MATERIAL, 206 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:42,098 AND I REALLY WISH I HADN'T JUST SAID THAT. 207 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:44,225 NO, IT SOUNDED COOL. 208 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,145 UM... AHEM... 209 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:51,107 SO, UH, ARE YOU STILL COMING TO THE PARTY ON SATURDAY? 210 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:54,694 UH, WELL, I WORK LATE ON SATURDAY NIGHT, BUT, UH... 211 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:58,782 I MEAN, IF I GET OFF EARLY, I'D LIKE, UH, SWING BY. 212 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:01,117 SOUNDS GOOD. 213 00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,912 YEAH. BUT, I MEAN, IT MIGHT BE REALLY LATE. 214 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:08,917 SO EVERYONE ELSE MIGHT BE GONE. 215 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:11,169 WELL, UM, YOU KNOW, IF I'M STILL UP, 216 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,464 I COULD LEAVE THE LIGHT ON, IF YOU WANT ME TO? 217 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,925 OH, YEAH... NO, I MEAN, YEAH, 218 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,552 THAT... THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 219 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,179 'CAUSE THAT WAY, 220 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,973 WITH THE LIGHT ON, I COULDN'T... FALL. 221 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,060 YEAH. 222 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:27,852 OK. 223 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:28,478 YEAH. 224 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:29,145 OK. 225 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:29,854 SOUNDS GOOD. 226 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:30,480 OK. 227 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:31,981 YEAH. 228 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:35,652 HEY, DONNA? 229 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:36,361 UM, THAT LIGHT? 230 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:36,986 YEAH. 231 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:37,612 COOL. 232 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,656 OK. 233 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:43,451 BYE, MOM. 234 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,495 OH, HEY, ERIC, I'M GOING TO THE RESERVOIR. YOU WANNA GO? 235 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,997 NOPE. I GOTTA WORK. 236 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,459 HEY, ERIC, I MEETING EVERYONE AT THE HUB. YOU WANNA GO? 237 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:53,586 NOPE. I GOTTA WORK. 238 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,508 HEY, ERIC, I'M GOING TO SEE A MOVIE. YOU WANNA GO? 239 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,551 NOPE. I GOTTA WORK. 240 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,345 HEY, ERIC, I JUST GOT THIS NEW BIKINI, 241 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:03,593 BUT I THINK IT'S TOO SMALL. 242 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,723 COME MODEL IT FOR YOU? 243 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,808 NOPE. I GOTTA WOOO... 244 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,935 [WHIMPERS] 245 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:13,940 HEY, HOW'S THAT MOPPING COMING ALONG? 246 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:18,445 WELL, I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE PART OF THE FATSO BURGER FAMILY... 247 00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,405 YOU DUMB ASS. 248 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,174 HEAR, HEAR, MY MINIMUM-WAGED FRIEND, 249 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:41,384 I DEMAND SERVICE. 250 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:45,221 WELCOME TO FATSO BURGER. HOW MAY I SERVE YOU? 251 00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:48,391 THAT IS SO SAD, BURGER BOY. 252 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,060 YOU KNOW, JACKIE, I'VE BEEN WRACKING MY BRAIN 253 00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,396 TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THIS GUY DIDN'T HIRE ME. 254 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,440 MICHAEL, I AM SO TIRED OF HEARING THAT. 255 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,691 YOU STILL HAVE ME. 256 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:57,984 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IT IS? 257 00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,152 WHAT? 258 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:02,030 I'M GREAT-LOOKING, AND HE'S JEALOUS. 259 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:05,158 I'M TELLING YOU, JACKIE, THIS BODY IS A CURSE! 260 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,330 WELL, BESIDES, IF YOU WORKED HERE, 261 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:14,626 YOU COULDN'T SEE ME WHENEVER I WANTED YOU TO... 262 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,920 LOVER. 263 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,672 OH, YEAH! 264 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,675 PLEASE STOP TOUCHING EACH OTHER... 265 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:25,386 IT GIVES ME NEEDS. 266 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,977 ARE YOU READY TO ROCK 'N ROLL? 267 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:45,406 TOGA! TOGA! TOGA... 268 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:50,370 HEY, MAN, NICE DRESS. 269 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:53,039 YOU BROUGHT THREE BEERS, MEAT HEAD? 270 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,709 WE'LL... WE'LL SHARE. 271 00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,462 HERE'S TO OUR WASTED YOUTH, HUH? 272 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,799 PARTY. 273 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:08,805 HEY, FEZ. 274 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:09,973 GOOD EVENING, DONNA. 275 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:13,226 WHICH OF THESE LADIES ARE EASY? 276 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:17,021 DONNA, SOME OF YOUR CREEPY FRIENDS ARE USING DAD'S STEREO. 277 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,607 YOU GUYS, NO ONE'S ALLOWED IN THE HOUSE. 278 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,734 HELLO, PRETTY LADY. 279 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,361 HI. HA HA. 280 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,823 SHE'S NOT A PRETTY LADY, SHE'S MY SISTER, AND SHE'S 14. 281 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,241 YOU KNOW, IN MY COUNTRY... 282 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,535 IT'S ILLEGAL HERE. 283 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:35,790 OH, I SEE. 284 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,293 MICHAEL, 285 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,461 YOU AND I NEED TO TALK... 286 00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:43,214 INSIDE. 287 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,216 OK. 288 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,303 I'M MISERABLE. THIS PARTY SUCKS. 289 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,346 YOU KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? 290 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,765 A SCRAWNY LITTLE NEIGHBOR BOY. 291 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,293 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OFF, GO SEE HIM, 292 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,393 I'LL WATCH THE KIDS, HUH? 293 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,396 YEAH? THANKS, HYDE. 294 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,149 [BELCHES] YOU'RE WELCOME. 295 00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:14,203 WELCOME TO FATSO BURGER. HOW MAY I SERVE YOU? 296 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,580 HONEY, IT'S ME. 297 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,624 I KNOW. I HAVE TO SAY THAT. 298 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:20,126 OH! OH, OK. 299 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,628 WELL, I WAS ON A BREAK FROM THE HOSPITAL, 300 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,005 SO I THOUGHT I'D BRING YOU SOME NICE HOT SOUP. 301 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,548 OH... 302 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:26,966 OYSTER CRACKERS. 303 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:30,762 OH, THANK GOD, SOMETHING TO EAT. 304 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,014 SO HOW'S IT GOING? 305 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,641 IT'S GREAT. 306 00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:35,892 SO HOW'S IT GOING? 307 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:36,726 IT'S TERRIBLE. 308 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,311 MM-HMM. 309 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,813 I'M EXHAUSTED, I'M BEHIND ON ALL MY HOMEWORK, 310 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,301 AND I THINK THIS POLYESTER UNIFORM 311 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,651 IS GIVING ME A BODY RASH. 312 00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,654 OH, OH, UM, I SWEPT THE DRIVEWAY FOR YOU. 313 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,073 OH! OH, MOM, I'M SORRY. I FORGOT. 314 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,824 THAT'S OK. YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE, I'LL DO THIS. 315 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,494 YOU SIT DOWN, 316 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:59,082 AND YOU EAT YOUR SOUP. 317 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,334 YOU KNOW, UM, 318 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,961 ERIC, IF YOU WANT TO QUIT, 319 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:06,756 YOUR FATHER AND I WILL COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND. 320 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,257 DID DAD TELL YOU THAT? 321 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,009 WELL, YOU LEAVE YOUR FATHER TO ME. 322 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,053 YOU JUST WORRY ABOUT YOU. 323 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,764 HEY, FORMAN, WHO SAID YOU WERE ON BREAK? 324 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:15,723 I DID. 325 00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:17,141 AND WHO ARE YOU? 326 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,434 I'M HIS MOTHER. 327 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,353 GOOD ENOUGH THEN. 328 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:27,402 MICHAEL, SIT. WE NEED TO TALK. 329 00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,278 WHOA. HA HA. 330 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,864 AHOY, JACKIE. WELCOME ABOARD THE U.S.S. KELSO. 331 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,574 HA HA HA. 332 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,660 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I'M BEGINNING TO THINK 333 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,038 YOU'RE A REAL SCREWUP. 334 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,791 YOU SEE, ONE DAY, I WANT A HOUSE AND KIDS 335 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,710 AND MAYBE A CHANDELIER. 336 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:46,004 AND IF YOU CAN'T GIVE ME THOSE THINGS, MICHAEL, 337 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,131 THEN THIS IS ALL A BIG WASTE OF TIME. 338 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,969 YOU JUST GOTTA TRY HARDER. 339 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,850 WAIT. MICHAEL, SOMETHING FEELS WET. 340 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,145 Michael, thinking: "DEAR PENTHOUSE..." 341 00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:05,273 NO, NO! YOU POPPED THE WATERBED! 342 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:11,195 IT MUST HAVE BEEN MY ROACH CLIP. 343 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:16,409 WELL, JACKIE, MAYBE THEY WON'T NOTICE. 344 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:20,288 I AM IN LOVE WITH A DOOFUS. 345 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,002 HEY. 346 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,170 DONNA? 347 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,715 OH, UH, WELCOME TO FATSO BURGER. HOW... AH, SCREW IT. 348 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:32,550 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 349 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,303 OH, I WAS BORED. AHEM. 350 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:39,098 REALLY? YOU LEFT YOUR OWN PARTY TO COME SEE ME? 351 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:42,727 IT'S NOT MUCH OF A PARTY WITHOUT YOU THERE. 352 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:45,938 YOU'RE SO QUEER. 353 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:48,858 SHUT UP! 354 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,026 UM... 355 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,028 ERIC, THE WHOLE REASON I TOLD YOU MY PARENTS WERE GOING AWAY 356 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,198 IS SO WE COULD HANG... 357 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,783 TOGETHER, 358 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,743 YOU KNOW, ALONE. 359 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,495 YEAH. 360 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,791 I KNOW, IT'S JUST, UH... 361 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:12,173 SO, UM... 362 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,845 LOOK, DONNA, I'M SORRY. 363 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,213 OK, I WOULD LOVE TO COME OVER, 364 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,808 BUT THIS IS MY JOB. 365 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:26,062 AND, UH, WORK ISN'T FUN, YOU KNOW? 366 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,148 IT'S WORK. 367 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:33,152 AND ONLY QUITTERS QUIT. 368 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,322 WELL, AS LONG AS YOU KNOW WHAT'S IMPORTANT. 369 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,909 I'LL, UM, SEE YOU AROUND. 370 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,841 OW! 371 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:03,099 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW, KELSO, WE'RE OUT OF BEER. 372 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,518 YOU KNOW WHAT? FORMAN'S OLD MAN'S GOT A FRIDGE 373 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,645 IN THE GARAGE, AND I KNOW HE'S GOT BEER IN IT. 374 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,942 [CRASH] 375 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,741 AAH! AAH! 376 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,786 IT WAS HIS IDEA! 377 00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:30,626 REMIND ME TO KICK YOUR ASS. 378 00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,753 UH, HEY, RED. 379 00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,589 UM, UH, 380 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,257 IS FORMAN AROUND? 381 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:41,179 WELL, HE SURE AS HELL IS NOT INSIDE THAT FRIDGE. 382 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:52,315 MR. PINCIOTTI, YOU'RE HOME. 383 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:53,858 GOOD. 384 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,027 UH, CAME BACK EARLY. 385 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,945 AH, MISS THE KIDS TOO MUCH. 386 00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,947 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 387 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,867 OH, UH, I WAS JUST COMING HOME FROM WORK, 388 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,787 AND I NOTICED THAT SOMEONE LEFT YOUR PORCH LIGHT ON. 389 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,915 YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THAT FROM YOUR HOUSE. 390 00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,625 GOOD EYE. 391 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:11,876 THANK YOU. 392 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,170 YOU KNOW, ERIC, THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU. 393 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,578 I ASK YOU TO LOOK OUT FOR DONNA, 394 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,381 AND HERE YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 395 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:22,887 HANGING AROUND THE BACK DOOR DOING YOUR JOB. 396 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,180 YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, ERIC. 397 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:27,225 I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT YOU. 398 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,392 HA! GOTCHA! 399 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,478 HA HA HA HA HA! AH, GOOD NIGHT NOW. 400 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:31,562 OK, WELL, I WAS JUST GONNA... 401 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,313 YEAH, THERE YOU GO. 402 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,856 OK. 403 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,446 GOOD NIGHT, THEN. 404 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,406 Donna: GOOD NIGHT, ERIC. 405 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,126 DAD. 406 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,044 ERIC. 407 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,255 DAD, I'M QUITTING MY JOB. 408 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,839 YOU'RE QUITTING? 409 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,384 YEAH, I'M QUITTING. 410 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,678 I'M IRRESPONSIBLE, I'M A QUITTER, 411 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:06,305 AND I COULDN'T KILL A COW WITH A HAMMER. 412 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:07,556 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT? 413 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,444 WELL, EVERYBODY QUITS THEIR FIRST JOB, ERIC. 414 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,770 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 415 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,647 WHAT? 416 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,483 THAT'S IT? 417 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:20,236 I GOTTA SAY, DAD, I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED HERE. 418 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,656 I MEAN, IT WASN'T A MAN'S JOB ANYWAY. 419 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:24,532 RED. 420 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,575 WELL, COME ON, KITTY, IT WAS A HAIR NET, 421 00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:31,872 NAMETAG, NOTHING KIND OF A JOB. 422 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,250 NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 423 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:35,751 IT'S JUST AS WELL. 424 00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:37,837 IT WAS CUTTING INTO YOUR CHORES ANYWAY. 425 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,090 YOU DID A HALF-ASSED JOB SWEEPING THE DRIVEWAY. 426 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,636 I THOUGHT HE DID A WONDERFUL JOB. 427 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,139 DIDN'T LOOK WONDERFUL TO ME. 428 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,183 OK, THEN... 429 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:54,395 SWEEP IT YOURSELF. 430 00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,816 HEY, HEY, HEY, FORMAN, 431 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:03,863 WHERE'S THAT BIG FATSO SMILE? 432 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,871 RICKY, HOW'D YOU START WORKING AT FATSO BURGER? 433 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:08,409 OH, GREAT STORY. I WAS GONNA GO TO COLLEGE, 434 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:09,827 BUT THEN THEY MADE ME ASSISTANT MANAGER, 435 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,204 JUST THREW THE MONEY AT ME, SO I NEVER GOT TO GO. 436 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:13,789 BUT NOW I'M MY OWN BOSS. 437 00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:16,917 WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE, I ANSWER TO A LOT OF PEOPLE. 438 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,255 OK, I QUIT NOW. 439 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,298 OH, YEAH, I CERTAINLY WOULD. 440 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,300 YEAH. 441 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:25,926 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 442 00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:27,553 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 443 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:31,401 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE