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♪♪♪

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER
AND FOX BROADCASTING

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I AM SO EXCITED
ABOUT STAR WHORES.

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FEZZIE, MAN, IT'S STAR WARS.

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SCREW THAT!

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HEY, FORMAN, MAN,
THIS THING BETTER BE GOOD.

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IF I DON'T SEE
SOME SPACE JUGS,

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I'M GONNA BE SUPER-PISSED.

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I DON'T KNOW, GUYS,
I HEARD IT'S OKAY.

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WELL, THERE'S NO WAY
IT'S BETTER THAN

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THE PLANET OF THE APES.

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I MEAN, THOSE APES WERE
REALLY GOOD ACTORS.

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[LASER WEAPONS FIRING]

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WOAH.

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AND THEN THEY GO
INTO THIS BAR

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AND THERE ARE ALL
THESE SPACE CREATURES,

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AND THEN SOMEONE
MAKES A MISTAKE

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AND PICKS ON OBl-WAN KENOBI,
AND THEN HE TAKES OUT

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HIS LIGHT SABER AND
HE GOES "WHOOSH"

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AND HE CHOPS THIS GUY'S
ARM RIGHT OFF.

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AND IT'S A SABER THAT'S
MADE OUT OF LIGHT.

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WELL, YOU KNOW,

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THIS DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE A NICE MOVIE.

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NOW, "THE WAY WE WERE",
THAT'S A NICE MOVIE.

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SO ERIC, YOU GOING TO
GET YOURSELF SOME

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STAR WARS PAJAMAS NOW?

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KITTY, I'M GOING BACK
TO WORK, FULL-TIME.

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OH MY GOD,
YOU'RE KIDDING.

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NO, I RAN INTO RON MILBANK
AT THE K-MART,

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AND HE'S MOVED BACK
TO REOPEN THE PLANT.

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OH.

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OH, THIS IS A GODSEND.

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OH.

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AND TO THINK
HOW CLOSE WE CAME

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TO LOSING THE HOUSE.

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LOSING THE... MOM,
YOU SAID WE WERE FINE!

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OH, ERIC, HONEY, I LIED.

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OH, HONEY,
THIS IS THE BEST NEWS.

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WELL, I'M... I'M SO GLAD
THAT YOU'RE HAPPY.

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[GIGGLES]

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HEY!
WAY TO GO, DADDY!

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AH, MY JOB AND
MY LITTLE GIRL.

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OKAY, SO I'M HERE, TOO, DAD.

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OH, AND SPEAKING
OF YOU,

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I TOLD MILBANK'S SON DAVID
TO COME BY TO SEE YOU.

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DAVID MILBANK?
DAD, I HATED THAT GUY.

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YEAH, WELL, I HATE
HIS DAD, BUT...

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I SMILE LIKE HELL
WHENEVER I SEE HIM.

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AND YOU'LL DO THE SAME.
GOT IT?

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GOT IT!

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[GIGGLES]

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DAVID MILBANK?
OH, BARF!

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ERIC, REMEMBER WHEN
YOU BEAT HIM UP

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ON THE PLAYGROUND?

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YEP, I KICKED HIS ASS.

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WAIT, WASN'T HE THE KID
WITH SCOLIOSIS AND ASTHMA?

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YEP...

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AND I KICKED HIS ASS.

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SO, JACKIE,

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YOU WANT TO GO SEE
STAR WARS TONIGHT?

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GOD, MICHAEL, I TOLD YOU
I DON'T LIKE SPACE.

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JACKIE, IF WE'RE GOING TO
START OUR RELATIONSHIP OVER,

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YOU GOTTA MEET ME
HALFWAY, HONEY.

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WELL, MAYBE I WANT TO DO
SOMETHING ELSE TONIGHT.

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LIKE WHAT?

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GOD, JACKIE!

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WE CAN DO THAT FOR
THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

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STAR WARS IS
A LIMITED ENGAGEMENT.

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FINE, FINE, BUT I WANT
THE BIG POPCORN.

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AH, THEY FINALLY LEFT.

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NOW IT'S JUST
THE THREE OF US.

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THAT'S GREAT, FEZ.

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OH, I GET IT.

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IF I WAS GONE,
YOU TWO WOULD KISS.

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AH, LIFE'S A BITCH, HUH?

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(KITTY)
ERIC, DAVID'S HERE.

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THE SCOLIOSIS-ASTHMA
FREAK IS HERE.

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I CANNOT WAIT
TO SEE THIS.

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[FOOTSTEPS]

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HEY, GUYS, I'M BACK.

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YEAH, HEY.

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WOW, DAVID, YOU'VE
REALLY GROWN UP.

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ME?
LOOK AT YOU.

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YOU LOOK REALLY GROWN UP.

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AS A MATTER OF FACT,
WE'VE ALL GROWN UP.

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YES, BUT HIM MUCH
MORE THAN YOU HAVE.

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SO, DAVID, HEY...

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TELL US ABOUT YOU.
WE'RE DATING.

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WHAT WAS THAT?

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WHAT?

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I'M JUST... SORRY, MAKING
CONVERSATION HERE.

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[SIGHS]

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SO, UH, DONNA, ARE YOU
STILL WRITING SHORT STORIES?

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YEAH, I STILL WRITE A LITTLE.

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WELL, NOT EVERY...

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UM, YOU STILL WRITE?

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I MEAN, I'D LOVE
TO READ YOUR STUFF.

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YEAH?

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WELL, ENOUGH ABOUT US.
TELL US ABOUT YOU.

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DAVID, YOU STILL GOT
THAT BIG OLD CURVE

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IN YOUR SPINE?

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CAN I SEE IT?

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HEY, KELSO.

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LAURIE?

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I'M BORED.

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IF YOU'RE BORED, YOU
SHOULD GO SEE STAR WARS.

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NO, I WAS THINKING OF
DOING SOMETHING ELSE.

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LAURIE?
WHAT'S GOING ON?

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YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU'RE
LIKING ME, AND THAT'S WEIRD.

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IT'S LIKE I TOLD YOU,
KELSO, I'M BORED.

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WELL, THAT'S VERY
FLATTERING...

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BUT, UH, YOU KNOW, JACKIE
AND I ARE BACK TOGETHER.

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OH, I UNDERSTAND.

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DO YOU WANT TO SEE
MY APPENDIX SCAR?

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ONCE AGAIN, WHAT'S HER NAME
AND I ARE BACK TOGETHER!

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WELL, IT'S NOT MY
BEST STORY, BUT IT'S...

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WOW!

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I LOVE IT.

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DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE?

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YEAH.
OH MY GOD, YEAH.

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I TOTALLY HAVE MORE.
I HAVE SOME...

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OH, GOD.

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OH MY GOD,
I AM SO...

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YEAH.

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SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY,

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THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

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OH, I'M SO SORRY
ABOUT THIS.

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HEY, WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON HERE?!

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I SPILLED SODA
ON HIM.

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OH.

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I SHOULD LEAVE.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

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ALL RIGHT.

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HEY, DONNA,
GREAT WRITING.

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WHAT IS IT WITH YOU?

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ME?!

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DONNA, HE'S HITTING ON YOU.

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HE IS NOT!

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WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!

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HE TALKS TO ME,
LISTENS TO ME,

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SHARES IDEAS WITH ME.

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OH MY GOD, DONNA.
YOU ARE SO NAIVE.

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ERIC, JUST 'CAUSE A GUY
PAYS ATTENTION TO ME

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DOES NOT MEAN HE WANTS
TO GET ME NAKED.

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OH, GROW UP!

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WAS THAT WHY YOU
PAID ATTENTION TO ME?

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OF COURSE...

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NOT.
OF COURSE NOT.

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I LOVE YOUR MIND.

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THAT'S THE THING I LOVE.

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SO DONNA SAYS DAVID AND HER
ARE JUST GOOD FRIENDS.

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AND IF I DON'T BELIEVE THAT...

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UM, THEN SHE'S GONNA THINK
THAT I DON'T TRUST HER.

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ERIC, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
LET DAVID HAVE DONNA.

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I MEAN, THEY LOOK
SO NICE TOGETHER.

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YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY YOUR
COUNTRY LOST THE WAR.

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MY COUNTRY NEVER
FOUGHT A WAR.

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YEAH, BIG SURPRISE.

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YOU KNOW, FORMAN,
I'M A ROMANTIC.

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SO I SAY YOU CHOKE HIM
'TIL HIS EYES POP OUT.

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YEAH, HITTIN'
PEOPLE'S COOL.

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I DON'T KNOW.
IF I HIT THIS GUY,

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DONNA'S JUST
GONNA BE PISSED.

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NO, MAN, CHICKS
DIG THAT STUFF.

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I MEAN, LEIA, RIGHT?

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SHE ACTED LIKE
SHE WAS MAD AT HAN,

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BUT I COULD TELL
SHE LIKED HIM.

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KELSO, MAN,
WHAT ARE YOU, AN IDIOT?

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LEIA LIKES LUKE.

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I MEAN, SHE KISSED HIM
ON THAT BRIDGE.

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AHH! PFF!
JUST FOR LUCK.

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GUYS, I HAVE
A REAL PROBLEM HERE!

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OH, I GOT IT.

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MAYBE WE SHOULD LET
DAVID HAVE DONNA

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BECAUSE, I MEAN, THEY
LOOK SO NICE TOGETHER.

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OW.

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(RED)
NOW, REMEMBER,
A JEDI IS HIS OWN MASTER.

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HIS OWN MASTER...

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HIS OWN MASTER.

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A JEDI'S POWER LIES
WITHIN HIS OWN...

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ARE YOU EVEN
LISTENING TO ME?

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WHAT?
YES.

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UH, YOU WERE SAYING...

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MAY THE FORCE BE WITH ME?

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NO, I DID NOT.

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JEDI KNIGHT!
HA!

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JEDI DUMB-ASS!

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LUKE!

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I DON'T MEAN
TO BUM YOU OUT,

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BUT I JUST SAW PRINCESS LEIA
CRUISING AROUND

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WITH DARTH VADER
IN HIS TIE FIGHTER.

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RIGHT, CHEWY?

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[GROWLS]

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MAN, THIS TOTALLY SUCKS.
I SHOULD BE HAN.

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QUIT WHINING!

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[GROWLS]

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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SOMEBODY GET THAT?

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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WHY DON'T I JUST
GET IT MYSELF?

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HA-HA-HA-HA.

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HONEY, IT'S DARTH VADER.

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THANKS, MOM.

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OH, UH...

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MY GOD!

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YOU GUYS JUST GOTTA COME
OVER TO THE DARK SIDE.

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THEY HAVE FREE FOOD.

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HEY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH PRINCESS LEIA?

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HEY, GUYS.

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LEIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH DARTH VADER?

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WELL, WE'RE, UM,
JUST FRIENDS, LUKE.

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HE'S NICE, I THINK
YOU'D REALLY LIKE HIM.

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NO, I WOULDN'T.

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GIVE ME A CHANCE,
LUKE.

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[GAGS]

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LOOK.
HELLO.

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HE'S CHOKING ME
WITH HIS MIND HERE.

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[EVIL LAUGH]

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IT'S LIKE, YEAH, EVIL.

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[LAUGHING]

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WHEN MICHAEL
AND I WERE APART,

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HE REALIZED HOW MUCH
HE MISSED ME.

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I'M TELLING YOU, DONNA,

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BREAKING UP WITH HIM WAS
THE BEST THING I EVER DID.

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I THOUGHT YOU SAID, LIKE,
GETTING A PEDICURE WAS

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THE BEST THING YOU EVER DID.

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THAT WAS LAST WEEK, DONNA.

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I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
ABOUT ERIC.

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HE'S ACTING LIKE THIS
POSSESSIVE, MACHO JERK.

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OH, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU,
DONNA.

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NO, JACKIE, I'M WITH HIM
BECAUSE I THOUGHT

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HE WASN'T LIKE THAT.

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MRS. PINCIOTTI, CAN YOU
PLEASE TELL DONNA I'M RIGHT?

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ISN'T IT COOL WHEN MEN
ACT LIKE THEY OWN YOU?

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OH, YEAH.

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MOM, WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE
FEMINIST CLASSES YOU TOOK?

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00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,799
OH, RIGHT.

238
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,635
NO!

239
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:10,932
HEY, MR. PINCIOTTI.
HEY, DAD.

240
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,183
HEY, THERE, ERIC.

241
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,518
HEY, DAD, UH...

242
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,936
I WAS WONDERING IF
YOU'D SHOW ME, LIKE,

243
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,856
A FEW FIGHTING MOVES.

244
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,148
WHO YOU PLANNING
TO FIGHT?

245
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,984
DAVID MILBANK.

246
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:26,656
DAVID MILBANK?
HE'S GOT SCOLIOSIS AND ASTHMA.

247
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,117
YOU COULD TAKE HIM.

248
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,368
COME ON NOW, ERIC.

249
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,744
WHY DON'T YOU, UH...

250
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:35,123
BEAT UP KELSO?
I DON'T WORK FOR HIS DAD.

251
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,708
HE'S MAKING A MOVE ON DONNA.

252
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,085
OH, NO, NO, NO.

253
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:44,549
DONNA'S NOT GOING NEAR
THAT PRETZEL BOY.

254
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,927
NO, NO, YOU GOTTA
NIP THIS IN THE BUD, ERIC.

255
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,263
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

256
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,932
THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE
IS VERY VULNERABLE.

257
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,269
OH, OH, AND HIT HIM
WITH A BANJO.

258
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,402
A BANJO, BOB?

259
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,779
WHAT?
I'M HELPING.

260
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:09,115
WHERE IS HE GONNA
GET A BANJO?

261
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,700
I DON'T KNOW.

262
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,077
BUT I SAW A GUY
GET HIT WITH A BANJO ONCE.

263
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:16,998
AND HE WENT DOWN.

264
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:25,715
HITTING A GUY
WITH A BANJO IS DIRTY.

265
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:29,218
YOU WANT TO KNEE HIM
IN THE GROIN.

266
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:33,723
YOU CAN HIT HIM IN
THE GROIN WITH A BANJO.

267
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,852
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO TONIGHT?

268
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:42,065
OH, AND I YOU SAY SEE
STAR WARS AGAIN, I'M LEAVING.

269
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:47,946
YOU DON'T WANT TO LEAVE.

270
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,282
YOU WANT TO SEE STAR WARS.

271
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,534
STOP IT!
I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU.

272
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:56,287
YOU ARE WEIRD,
AND I'M GOING HOME.

273
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,248
JACKIE.

274
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,503
OH, BOY.

275
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,296
THAT'S TERRIBLE
THE WAY SHE TREATS YOU.

276
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,383
RIGHT?

277
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:11,970
YOU KNOW, I SAW STAR WARS,
AND I'M NOT A MOVIE EXPERT,

278
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,304
BUT I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY,

279
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,932
IT WAS THE GREATEST FILM
OF ALL TIME.

280
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,892
FINALLY!

281
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,687
SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS.

282
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,814
YEAH.

283
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,149
YOU KNOW, KELSO,
I ALWAYS THOUGHT

284
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,902
YOU WERE KIND OF DUMB.

285
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,073
UH-HUH.

286
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,575
BUT I DON'T CARE.

287
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,248
YOU KNOW,
I DON'T EITHER.

288
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,667
IT'S...

289
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,132
WHERE'S ERIC?

290
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:54,137
UM, I DON'T KNOW.

291
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,147
I THINK YOU DO KNOW, RED.

292
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,482
ALL RIGHT, KITTY.

293
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:07,608
SOME KID'S BEEN
HITTING ON DONNA,

294
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,527
SO HE WENT TO FIGHT HIM,
BUT IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

295
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,653
NO BIG DEAL?

296
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,531
YOU MEN ARE
SUCH NEANDERTHALS.

297
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,367
FIGHTING OVER A WOMAN.
IT'S RIDICULOUS.

298
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,827
IT'S LIKE THAT TIME
AT THAT BEACH

299
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,871
WHEN THAT LIFEGUARD
PINCHED MY FANNY.

300
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,583
YOU JUST HAD TO LAY HIM OUT,
DIDN'T YOU?

301
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,044
WELL, YEAH!

302
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,881
WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK
I FELT, RED?

303
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,883
WATCHING YOU STAND OVER
THAT POOR MAN,

304
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,136
YOUR... YOUR EYES
BURNING WITH INTENSITY,

305
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,514
YOUR... YOUR SUNTANNED
MUSCLES GLEAMING

306
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:41,267
LIKE A... LIKE A BRONZE GOD.

307
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:04,082
OKAY, YOU AND ME,
RIGHT NOW!

308
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,500
ERIC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

309
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:06,667
THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU, DONNA.

310
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:07,877
ERIC, STOP IT!

311
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:08,920
YEAH, GO AHEAD,
HOLD ME BACK.

312
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,090
STOP IT!

313
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,093
ERIC, FOR THE LAST TIME,

314
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:18,721
DAVID HAS NO INTEREST
IN ME WHATSOEVER.

315
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,099
YEAH, I DO.

316
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:23,267
WHAT?

317
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,727
WELL, WHY DO YOU THINK
WE'VE BEEN SPENDING

318
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,980
SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER?

319
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,816
'CAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS?

320
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:32,318
OH, COME ON, DONNA!

321
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,612
I MEAN, I'VE TALKED TO YOU,
I'VE LISTENED TO YOU,

322
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,365
I'VE SHARED IDEAS
WITH YOU.

323
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,283
WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

324
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,993
SHE'S HAVING A LITTLE
PROBLEM WITH...

325
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:44,372
WHAT?!

326
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,790
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
IT TAKES WITH WOMEN.

327
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,542
I MEAN, YOU PUT IN ALL
THIS TIME AND EFFORT,

328
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:48,835
AND THEY WANT TO BE...

329
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,211
[TOGETHER]
JUST FRIENDS!

330
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,296
I KNOW.
I HATE THAT.

331
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,465
MAN, AND TO THINK I WAS
GONNA KICK YOUR ASS.

332
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,300
HEY, YOU HAD
EVERY REASON.

333
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,262
DO YOU HEAR THAT, DONNA?
"EVERY REASON."

334
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:01,013
YOU KNOW WHAT, ERIC?

335
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:05,351
YOU DON'T TRUST ME,
AND YOU DON'T RESPECT ME.

336
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:10,523
NO, NO, DONNA,
I WAS JUST TRYING...

337
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,942
(DONNA)
GET AWAY FROM ME!

338
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,656
WELL, IT WOULDN'T
HAVE WORKED OUT

339
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,158
WITH HER AND ME ANYWAY.

340
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,576
I MEAN, I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO SAY ANYTHING,

341
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:22,827
BUT WE'RE JUST HERE
UNTIL MY DAD

342
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,954
CLOSES DOWN THE PLANT.

343
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,582
WAIT.
CLOSE?

344
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,834
I... YOUR DAD WAS
OPENING THE PLANT FULL-TIME.

345
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,419
YEAH, WELL, THEY'RE
BURNING OFF THE INVENTORY,

346
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,838
AND THEN THAT'S
ALL SHE WROTE.

347
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,966
MY DAD'S DEPENDING
ON THAT JOB.

348
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,093
YEAH, WELL, I GUESS HE
SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT AHEAD,

349
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,553
LIKE MY DAD.

350
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,680
HEY...

351
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:54,317
YOU BASTARD!
YOU BROKE MY NOSE!

352
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,527
GOOD!

353
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:02,658
[HEAVY BREATHING
LIKE DARTH VADER]

354
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:06,871
[IMITATES DARTH VADER]
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS,
FORMAN.

355
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:11,542
BEFORE I LEAVE,
DONNA WILL BE MINE.

356
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,515
HEY, DAD.

357
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,184
HEY, DAD,
CAN I TALK TO YOU?

358
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,269
ABSOLUTELY.

359
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:34,065
ERIC, I AM VERY, VERY
DISAPPOINTED IN YOU

360
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,858
FOR FIGHTING.

361
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,069
I'M SORRY.

362
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,696
IT'S OKAY.

363
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,286
SEE YOU IN THE CAR.

364
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,959
WHERE YOU GUYS GOING?

365
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:56,754
OH, TAKING YOUR MOTHER OUT
FOR DINNER AND A MOVIE.

366
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,465
A LITTLE CELEBRATION.

367
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,593
YOU KNOW, SON,
SOMETIMES LIFE GIVES YOU

368
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,428
A GOOD BOUNCE.

369
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,390
SO WHAT DID YOU
WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

370
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:11,102
UM... HAVE A GOOD TIME.

371
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,272
OH, YEAH.

372
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:26,117
HEY, LITTLE BROTHER.
I MADE OUT WITH KELSO.

373
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,995
SHUT UP!

374
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,289
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

375
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,040
EVERYTHING'S WRONG.

376
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:37,003
DONNA'S MAD AT ME.
AND THE PLANT'S CLOSING.

377
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,587
DAD'S OUT OF A JOB.

378
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,756
OH, WOW.

379
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,466
GUESS THIS IS A BAD TIME
TO TELL HIM

380
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:46,637
I FLUNKED OUT OF COLLEGE.

381
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:47,930
YOU KNOW WHAT, LAURIE?

382
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,975
I CANNOT BELIEVE
THAT YOU'RE THE FAVORITE.

383
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,603
YEAH.

384
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:57,523
DOESN'T IT KICK ASS?

385
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,111
OH, THAT VADER'S GOT 'EM.

386
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,822
THERE'S NO WAY OUT OF THIS.

387
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,825
IS THIS A TRUE STORY?

388
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,494
YEAH.

389
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,916
THAT VOICE... OH.

390
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:19,420
JAMES EARL JONES.

391
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,714
ERIC ACTUALLY LIKE THIS?

392
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,591
THAT KID'S ON DOPE.

393
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,343
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