1 00:00:06,297 --> 00:00:09,883 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER AND FOX BROADCASTING 2 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:15,389 THIS IS BASICALLY ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW 3 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:17,307 ABOUT BOHR'S THEORY OF ATOMIC STRUCTURE. 4 00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:19,309 COOL, MAN. THANKS. I APPRECIATE IT. 5 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:23,647 LISTEN, YOU DON'T MIND ME BEING YOUR CHEMISTRY LAB PARTNER? 6 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:24,815 NO. WHY WOULD I MIND? 7 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:28,027 JUST 'CAUSE I, UH, YOU KNOW, I TEND TO BLOW THINGS UP. 8 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,031 WHOA, WHOA, UM, BUDDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 9 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,532 UNLOCKING MY CAR. 10 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,659 NO WAY! 11 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,536 THIS IS YOUR CAR! 12 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,121 OH, SO YOU'RE THE GUY I HATE. 13 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:40,914 YEAH. THAT'D BE ME. 14 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:41,832 CAN I JUST? 15 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,876 YEAH. 16 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:48,839 I'M JUST SO GLAD YOU'RE MY LAB PARTNER. 17 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:51,467 I CAN TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE IF YOU WANT. 18 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:52,676 NO WAY. 19 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:54,803 LET'S GO! 20 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:05,773 HEY, DON'T DO THAT. 21 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,400 I'M KIDDING. 22 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:11,695 HERE YOU GO, RED. 23 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:13,363 YOUR VERY FIRST PAYCHECK. 24 00:01:13,531 --> 00:01:14,490 THANKS, BOB. 25 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:16,825 YOU KNOW, I REALLY APPRECIATE THE JOB. 26 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:19,828 YEAH. I JUST WISH YOU HAD A COMMISSION CHECK IN THERE. 27 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:22,081 WELL, I HAVEN'T SOLD A DAMN THING. 28 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:24,792 YET, BUT IF I PAID PEOPLE FOR ALMOST SELLING SOMETHING, 29 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:27,336 YOU'D BE RICH. 30 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:30,339 BUT I DON'T, SO YOU'RE NOT. 31 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:33,175 BUT, HEY, TODAY IS YOUR DAY. 32 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,470 OH, HI. 33 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:37,346 MAY I HELP YOU? 34 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,389 YES. I'D LIKE TO BUY A REFRIGERATOR. 35 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:41,975 OOH-HOO. 36 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,186 WELL, WHAT KIND OF REFRIGERATOR WOULD YOU LIKE? 37 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,772 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 38 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,149 OKAY, WHAT KIND OF FEATURES ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 39 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:50,651 UM... 40 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:53,445 I'D LIKE IT TO BE COLD. 41 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:55,239 YEAH. 42 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:57,449 UH, WELL... 43 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,743 HOW MANY CUBIC FEET OF FOOD 44 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:02,246 DOES YOUR FAMILY CONSUME IN A WEEK? 45 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:04,081 GEE, I DON'T KNOW. 46 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:06,166 I DO KNOW I LIKE HARVEST GOLD. 47 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:08,085 SEE, WELL, NOW, THERE'S YOUR FIRST MISTAKE. 48 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:11,421 NOW, COLOR IS THE LAST THING THAT YOU WANT TO CONSIDER. 49 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:13,465 YOU SEE, I CAN'T SELL YOU SOMETHING 50 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,634 IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU REALLY WANT. 51 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,052 YES. 52 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:20,764 IT WAS WRONG OF ME TO WALK IN HERE READY TO WRITE A CHECK. 53 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,891 BUT THANKS. 54 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:30,482 ♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪ 55 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:34,319 ♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪ 56 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:37,656 ♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪ 57 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:41,451 ♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪ 58 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:45,414 ♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪ 59 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:48,458 ♪ BUT TIME TO USE ♪ 60 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,836 ♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪♪ 61 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,963 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 62 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,382 HELLO, WISCONSIN! 63 00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:02,723 OOH! 64 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:03,682 WHERE THE HELL IS FORMAN, MAN? 65 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,602 THIS ISN'T LIKE HIM. 66 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:08,812 I'M REALLY STARTIN' TO GET WORRIED. 67 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,565 WHAT IF SOMETHIN' HAPPENED TO HIM? 68 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,567 NOTHIN' HAPPENED TO HIM. 69 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:19,489 WHAT IF HE'S LOST OR HURT SOMEWHERE? 70 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:22,034 CALM DOWN, LASSIE. I'M SURE TIMMY'S JUST FINE. 71 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,707 MAYBE WE SHOULD CHECK THE SCHOOL MORGUE. 72 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:34,171 KELSO, THE SCHOOL DOESN'T HAVE A MORGUE. 73 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:37,424 THEN WHAT DO WE PAY ALL THOSE TAXES FOR? 74 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:39,551 YOU KNOW WHAT KILLS ME? 75 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,471 YOU DO BETTER IN SCHOOL THAN I DO. 76 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,434 I'M WORRIED, MAN. 77 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,686 OKAY, FINE. NOW LET'S JUST BE LOGICAL, RIGHT? 78 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:52,105 I MEAN, FORMAN'S NOT GONNA JUST DITCH US. 79 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:55,067 THE CRUISER'S BATTERY IS PROBABLY DEAD OR SOMETHIN'. 80 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:57,819 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S STARTIN' TO GET LATE. 81 00:03:57,987 --> 00:03:59,821 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST START WALKING. 82 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:02,199 NO, NO. I'M NOT WALKING. 83 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,826 IF GOD WANTED US TO WALK, HE WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN US FORMAN. 84 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:12,584 [ENGINE REVS] 85 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:17,005 OH, MY GOD, THAT'S BUDDY MORGAN. 86 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:20,050 OH, MAN, I HAD SUCH A CRUSH ON HIM IN THE 7th GRADE. 87 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:23,929 HE'S DRIVING THE FIERY CHARIOT OF THE SUN GOD. 88 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,474 HE'S WITH ERIC? 89 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:30,352 THIS IS A SERIOUS CLIQUE BREACH. 90 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,812 A SERIOUS CLIQUE BREACH? 91 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,814 WELL, THAT'S THE WORST KIND. 92 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:36,108 YOU SEE, BUDDY IS IN THE RICH KID CLIQUE. 93 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,819 THEY MINGLE WITH THE JOCK CLIQUE. 94 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:42,322 THEN YOU HAVE YOUR SMOKERS AND YOUR HEADS, OKAY? 95 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:45,492 RICH KIDS CAN BE SMOKERS AND JOCKS CAN BE HEADS, 96 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:49,121 BUT JOCKS CANNOT BE SMOKERS UNLESS THEY'RE RICH. 97 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,247 WHAT ABOUT LARRY MOSELY? 98 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:53,583 HE'S A RICH, JOCK, SMOKER, HEAD. 99 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:56,461 OKAY, WELL, NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING DIFFICULT. 100 00:04:58,840 --> 00:04:59,423 HEY, GUYS. 101 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:01,717 UH, BUDDY, YOU KNOW EVERYONE, RIGHT? 102 00:05:01,884 --> 00:05:03,760 NO, I DON'T THINK WE'VE ACTUALLY MET. 103 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,679 NO, I AM FEZ. 104 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,597 MY GODS, BUDDY, WITH A CAR LIKE THAT, 105 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:10,600 YOU MUST BE KNEE-DEEP IN WHORES. 106 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:16,273 OKAY, LET'S HEAD BACK TO MY HOUSE. 107 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:21,945 WELL, NOW, RED, YOU KNOW, WORKING AS A SALESMAN 108 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,364 IS DIFFERENT FROM WORKING AT A PLANT. 109 00:05:24,532 --> 00:05:27,743 YOU JUST... YOU NEED TIME TO ADJUST. 110 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:29,036 YOU... 111 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:31,830 NEED TO USE YOUR PEOPLE SKILLS! 112 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:37,377 KITTY, I DON'T HAVE ANY PEOPLE SKILLS. 113 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,379 OKAY, COME ON NOW. 114 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:40,547 COME ON. 115 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:41,423 BUCK UP. 116 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,383 YOU CAN DO THIS. 117 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,135 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SMILE. 118 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,387 THAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE SKILL OF ALL. 119 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:49,514 SO COME ON, LET ME SEE IT. 120 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,266 YEAH? 121 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:57,314 OKAY. 122 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,566 YOU JUST KEEP ON SMILIN'. 123 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:02,986 THEY'RE FINALLY GETTING OFF THE ISLAND. 124 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:08,450 NO, FEZ, THEY'RE NOT GETTING OFF THAT ISLAND. 125 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,035 BUT THEY HAVE A COCONUT RADIO. 126 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,995 WHAT COULD GO WRONG? 127 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:17,376 OH, "JILLIGAN." 128 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:25,258 OH, THERE YOU GUYS ARE. HEY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 129 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:27,386 WHERE HAVE WE... WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 130 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,721 WE'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU. 131 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,431 WE HAD TO WALK ALL THE WAY HERE, MAN. 132 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:33,266 MY FEET ARE KILLING ME. 133 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:34,434 ARE YOUR FINGERS BROKEN? 134 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:36,561 YOU CAN'T USE A PHONE? 135 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,313 DO YOU KNOW IT'S FREEZING OUTSIDE? 136 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:39,314 AND I'M WEARING MY UNCLE'S BOOTS, 137 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:40,816 SO NOW I HAVE A BLISTER! 138 00:06:40,983 --> 00:06:42,651 SHAGGY, SCOOBY, WE GOT COMPANY. 139 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:45,487 SO... 140 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,155 BUDDY MORGAN. 141 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:48,448 YEAH. I KNOW YOU. 142 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,242 YEAH. I GUESS IT'S MY FAULT. 143 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,285 I GAVE ERIC A RIDE HOME, SO, UH... 144 00:06:52,453 --> 00:06:53,286 GET OUTTA MY CHAIR! 145 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:54,329 OKAY. 146 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,123 I REALLY HAVE TO BE GOING ANYWAY, 147 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:59,000 SO... OH, HEY, YOUR CAR'S STILL AT SCHOOL, HUH? 148 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:01,420 YEAH, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT IS! 149 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,839 I COULD DROP YOU OFF IF YOU WANT. 150 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:05,298 OH, YEAH. SURE. 151 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:08,051 AND, HEY, GUYS, I'M REAL SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT YA. 152 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:08,927 HEY, DID YOU WANNA DRIVE? 153 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,303 HELL, YES! 154 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,932 I CALL BACK SEAT. 155 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:17,727 DID YOU SEE THAT? 156 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:20,230 HE JUST DITCHED US AGAIN. 157 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:24,943 DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO CLIQUE JUMP? 158 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,112 ERIC HAS ACHIEVED SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL, 159 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,364 AND YOU'RE BOTH RUINING IT FOR HIM. 160 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,992 OH, WHO CARES? 161 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:35,620 I'M TIRED, AND I NEVER WANT TO WALK ANYWHERE AGAIN. 162 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:37,497 MICHAEL, WALK ME HOME. 163 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:39,708 OKAY. 164 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,129 OKAY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH BUDDY? 165 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,839 I MEAN, HE SEEMS NICE ENOUGH. 166 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,841 SCREW HIM, MAN. 167 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:50,552 I MEAN, HE'S GOT THE MONEY, THE CAR, THE FAMILY. 168 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,637 THE TEACHERS LIKE HIM. THE COUNSELORS LIKE HIM. 169 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,140 EVERYBODY LIKES HIM. I HATE HIM. 170 00:07:56,142 --> 00:08:00,353 HYDE, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING JUST A LITTLE BIT? 171 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:02,939 DONNA, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN', OKAY? 172 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:04,065 WHEN HIGH SCHOOL'S OVER, 173 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:06,359 BUDDY MORGAN'S GOIN' TO A GREAT COLLEGE. 174 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:07,444 YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GONNA BE? 175 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,988 SITTING RIGHT HERE IN MY UNCLE'S BOOTS. 176 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,743 WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT GREAT FRIENDS. 177 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:18,580 AND, UM, I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND. 178 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,373 THANKS, DONNA. 179 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:26,713 THAT WAS SYMPATHY HYDE, 180 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:29,341 NOT AN OPENING FOR YOU TO PUT YOUR HAND ON MY KNEE. 181 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:33,094 SORRY. 182 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,434 MOVE YOUR HAND. 183 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:52,030 WELL MA'AM, I'M A FRIENDLY GUY. 184 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,740 AND I WANT TO HELP YOU, 185 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,408 BUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY AMPS YOU NEED, 186 00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:57,744 THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU. 187 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,121 THINK, LADY! 188 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:01,623 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 189 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,792 BOB! BOB! 190 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,753 HI, THERE. I'M BARGAIN BOB. 191 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:09,923 OH, I SEE YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT BLENDERS. 192 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:13,385 NOW, THIS ONE HERE, ALL WRONG FOR YA. 193 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,929 I'D SAY IT'S BETWEEN THESE TWO. 194 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,597 BUT THIS ONE... 195 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:21,101 VISUALIZE YOURSELF BLENDING WITH THIS ONE. 196 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,019 HUH? 197 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:25,480 OH, YEAH. 198 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,692 OKAY, YOU JUST TAKE THAT OVER TO THE CASHIER 199 00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:31,945 AND HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 200 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,868 NUMBER TEN, YOUR ORDER IS READY. 201 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:40,620 YEAH. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 202 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:44,541 NUMBER 10, I HAVE LIMITED COUNTER SPACE. 203 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:48,169 PLEASE REMOVE YOUR HOT DOG. 204 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:49,921 ALL RIGHT! 205 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,549 I DON'T SEE WHY YOU JUST CAN'T SERVE US OUR FOOD, FRANK. 206 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,843 WE ARE PAYING CUSTOMERS, YOU KNOW. 207 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,303 HEY, I DID NOT LOSE A LEG IN VIETNAM 208 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,972 SO THAT I CAN SERVE HOT DOGS TO TEENAGERS. 209 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,058 YOU HAVE BOTH YOUR LEGS, FRANK. 210 00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:05,937 LIKE I SAID, I DID NOT LOSE A LEG IN VIETNAM. 211 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:11,735 HEY GUYS. 212 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:13,278 HEY, MAN, WHERE'S FORMAN? 213 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,656 UH, I DON'T KNOW. HE'S NOT WITH ME. 214 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:19,451 HE'S WITH THAT DAMN BUDDY AGAIN. 215 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,660 YOU KNOW, HE ONLY HANGS OUT WITH BUDDY 216 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,704 'CAUSE HE'S GOT A TRANSAM. 217 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:23,997 SO YOU GUYS ALL HANG OUT WITH ERIC 218 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,499 'CAUSE OF THE VISTA CRUISER AND THE BASEMENT. 219 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,877 WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS WITH FORMAN SINCE HE WAS A KID, MAN... 220 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,754 WAY BEFORE HE GOT ANY OF THAT STUFF. 221 00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:32,297 THAT'S RIGHT. 222 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,383 REMEMBER WHEN HE USED TO HAVE THAT TREE HOUSE AND A GO-CART? 223 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:41,097 HEY, YOU, BUY SOMETHIN' OR GET OUT. 224 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:45,268 I'VE GOT A BIG WEDDING COMIN' IN. 225 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,936 FRANK, YOU DON'T HAVE A BIG WEDDING COMING IN. 226 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,188 OH, DID I SAY WEDDING? 227 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:52,609 BECAUSE I MEANT TO SAY: BUY SOMETHING OR GET OUT. 228 00:10:53,694 --> 00:11:00,033 FINE. I'LL GO SOMEPLACE ELSE THEN. 229 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,409 COME ON. LET'S GO. 230 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:02,035 MMM... 231 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:04,746 I'M NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE. I JUST BOUGHT A HOT DOG. 232 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,915 I'M OUTTA HERE. 233 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,771 HELLO. WELCOME TO THE HUB. 234 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,856 MAY I HELP YOU? 235 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,361 [THEME TO COURTSHIP OF EDDIE'S FATHER PLAYS] 236 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:40,115 ♪ PEOPLE LET ME TELL YOU 'BOUT MY BEST FRIEND ♪ 237 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,658 ♪ HE'S A WARMHEARTED PERSON ♪ 238 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,785 ♪ WHO'LL LOVE ME TILL THE END ♪ 239 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:48,248 ♪ PEOPLE LET ME TELL YOU 'BOUT MY BEST FRIEND ♪ 240 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,291 ♪ HE'S A ONE BOY, CUDDLY TOY ♪ 241 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:52,460 ♪ MY UP, MY DOWN, MY PRIDE AND JOY ♪ 242 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:54,504 ♪ PEOPLE LET ME TELL YOU 'BOUT HIM ♪ 243 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,131 ♪ HE'S SO MUCH FUN ♪ 244 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,049 ♪ WHETHER WE'RE TALKIN' MAN-TO-MAN ♪ 245 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,093 ♪ OR WE'RE TALKIN' SON-TO-SON ♪ 246 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:04,389 ♪ 'CAUSE HE'S MY BEST FRIEND ♪ 247 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,809 ♪ YES, HE'S MY BEST FRIEND ♪ 248 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,936 ♪ BA BA-DA DA DA DA ♪ 249 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,896 ♪ BA DA-DA DA DA ♪ 250 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,524 ♪ BA BA-DA DA DA DA ♪ 251 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:23,450 ♪ BA DO BA DO ♪♪ 252 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:28,955 THAT WAS A GREAT MOVIE, HUH? 253 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,166 YEAH, I MEAN, WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT WORKIN' IN A CAR WASH 254 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:34,919 COULD BE SO MUCH FUN? 255 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,629 SO, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO NOW? 256 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,882 I DUNNO. 257 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,383 OH! AH! OH... 258 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:41,843 WHAT? 259 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,470 NOTHING. 260 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:44,721 I FORGOT TO CALL DONNA. 261 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,348 OH... DONNA. 262 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:50,143 SO SHE'S, LIKE, YOUR, UH, GIRLFRIEND? 263 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,853 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S... 264 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,314 MM-HMM. 265 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,982 I DON'T KNOW. 266 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,902 YOU KNOW, IT'S... IT'S OKAY TO BE CONFUSED, ERIC. 267 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:03,740 YEAH. YOU KNOW, SOMETHIN' ABOUT... I FEEL LIKE... 268 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,451 I DON'T KNOW, LIKE, WE'RE IN A MOVIE, RIGHT? 269 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,496 AND, UM, I'M NERVOUS AROUND HER, 270 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:13,082 AND I FEEL LIKE I'M PLAYING THIS PART, RIGHT? 271 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,125 BUT IT'S NOT ME. 272 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,211 MM-HMM. 273 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,005 WHOA! WHOA! 274 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:22,217 WHOA! 275 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:25,720 WHAT? 276 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,263 YOU... YOU ARE... 277 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,098 YOU'RE... YOU'RE GAY. 278 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:33,061 ME? NO. I'M NOT GAY. 279 00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:36,689 YOU'RE NOT? 280 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:41,110 BUT YOU, UH... YOU JUST KISSED ME. 281 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,404 OKAY, I'M GAY. 282 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,413 CAN YOU TAKE ME HOME NOW? 283 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,794 Announcer: AND JUST BECAUSE JOHNNY'S A BOY, 284 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,462 DON'T THINK THAT APPEARANCE AND PHYSIQUE 285 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,965 AREN'T IMPORTANT TO HIM, TOO. 286 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,300 JOHNNY AND JANEY BOTH NEED REASSURANCE 287 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:07,262 THAT THEY ARE ACCEPTED AND RESPECTED FOR WHAT THEY ARE. 288 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,521 LOOK, I'M NOT GAY. 289 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,982 YEAH, YEAH. 290 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,317 ARE YOU SURE? 291 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:22,026 YES. 292 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:22,986 BECAUSE I JUST THOUGHT THAT... 293 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,571 WELL, WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THOUGHT THAT? 294 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,281 BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN SPENDING SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER. 295 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,615 BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS. 296 00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,159 I... I'VE BEEN FRIENDS WITH HYDE FOR YEARS, 297 00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,995 AND I NEVER PUT THE MOVES ON HIM. 298 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,997 BUT HYDE'S A JERK. 299 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:37,417 WELL, YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT THE REASON. 300 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,502 IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT GAY. 301 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,754 RIGHT. 302 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,924 I'M SORRY FOR KISSING YOU. 303 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:47,385 THAT'S OKAY... I MEAN, IT'S... 304 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:52,056 LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT IT. 305 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:55,852 DO YOU WANNA LISTEN TO THE RADIO... 306 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,396 HEY! I TOLD YOU I WASN'T GAY! 307 00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,030 I'M DEAD WEIGHT. 308 00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,324 I'M QUITTIN', KITTY. 309 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,870 WELL, NOW, YOU CAN'T QUIT. 310 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,121 WHY NOT? 311 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:16,456 BECAUSE IF THINGS KEEP GOIN' LIKE THIS, 312 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,083 BOB'S GONNA FIRE YOU, HA! 313 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,546 IT'S A JOKE, RED. 314 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,299 OH, I KNOW, I KNOW. LET'S DO SOME ROLE PLAYING. 315 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,468 WHAT? 316 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,302 SOME ROLE PLAYING. 317 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,720 I'LL BE THE INTERESTED CUSTOMER, 318 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,806 AND YOU BE THE HELPFUL SALESMAN. 319 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,184 DOES THIS END UP IN THE BEDROOM? 320 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:39,479 WE'LL SEE. 321 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:40,563 OH. 322 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:41,773 OKAY. 323 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:46,027 HERE WE GO. 324 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,237 MY, THAT'S A LOVELY BLENDER. 325 00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,280 THIS IS STUPID. 326 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,325 RED... 327 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:55,244 WELL, IT'S GOT STAINLESS STEEL ROTOR BLADES 328 00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,412 SO IT CAN CRUSH ICE, 329 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,539 WHICH IS WHY I KEEP IT OUT HERE AT THE BAR, 330 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:01,584 UM... AND IT HAS THE HIGHEST WATTAGE THAT YOU CAN GET 331 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,419 WITHOUT MOVING UP TO THE INDUSTRIAL MODEL 332 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,880 WHICH WOULD COST YOU TWICE AS MUCH. 333 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,633 WELL, NOW, SEE, WE HAVE HAD THIS BLENDER ALL THESE YEARS, 334 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,177 AND I NEVER KNEW THAT'S WHY WE BOUGHT IT. 335 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:11,886 YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT? 336 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,597 HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT?! 337 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,849 RED, EVERYBODY DOESN'T RESEARCH EVERY PRODUCT 338 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,643 BEFORE THEY BUY IT. 339 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,937 WELL, THEN, THEY'RE DUMB ASSES. 340 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,147 THAT'S RIGHT. 341 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:27,860 AND THAT'S WHY THEY NEED YOU TO TELL THEM WHAT TO BUY. 342 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,028 HMM. 343 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,030 [SNICKERS LOUDLY] 344 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:34,701 I THINK YOU ARE JUST TAILOR-MADE FOR THIS JOB. 345 00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:35,952 HECK, I GO INTO BUY SOMETHING, 346 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,330 ALL I KNOW IS WHAT COLOR I WANT. 347 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,419 YOU'RE ONE OF THEM! 348 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,464 WELL, I THINK YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO ME, RED, 349 00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,049 BECAUSE I THINK I MIGHT BE INTERESTED 350 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,760 IN PURCHASING A MATTRESS. 351 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:56,556 KITTY, WE DON'T EVEN SELL... OH! 352 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:07,150 I MISS ERIC. 353 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,152 WELL, YOU STILL HAVE ME. 354 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,779 IT'S NOT THE SAME, JACKIE. 355 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,699 I CAN TALK TO ERIC ABOUT THINGS 356 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,619 THAT I CAN'T TALK ABOUT WITH YOU. 357 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,913 OKAY, WELL, LIKE WHAT? 358 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,623 WELL... 359 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,501 FOR INSTANCE, THE ANNOYING THINGS THAT YOU DO. 360 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,545 MICHAEL! 361 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,048 SEE? I CAN'T TALK TO YOU! 362 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,969 HEY, ERIC, HOW'S IT... 363 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:44,145 SO WHAT'S EVERYONE LOOKIN' AT? 364 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,104 WHAT ARE WE LOOKIN AT, MAN? 365 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,522 WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN DAYS. 366 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:47,273 OH, WHAT, HYDE? 367 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:50,026 YOU HAD TO WALK ALL THE WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL AGAIN? 368 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,863 THAT'S NOT THE ONLY REASON WE'RE UPSET WITH YOU. 369 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,948 THAT'S MY ONLY REASON. 370 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,659 I THOUGHT YOU HAD ANOTHER REASON. 371 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:01,037 NO. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. 372 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,081 WHERE'S BUDDY? 373 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:03,873 OH, BUDDY. 374 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,875 OH... 375 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,211 OH, WELL, BUDDY GOT... 376 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,671 BUSY, SO... 377 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,174 YEAH. I'M SURE HE HAS A LOT TO DO. 378 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,675 HE IS POPULAR. 379 00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:17,762 YEAH, AND SO OBVIOUSLY GAY. 380 00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,892 BUDDY IS NOT GAY! 381 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,977 OH, PLEASE, FEZ, THAT'S JUST STUPID. 382 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,688 IF BUDDY WAS GAY, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ALL OVER ME. 383 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,237 WELL, HE WOULD'VE. 384 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:38,032 SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 385 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,498 SO, FORMAN... UH... 386 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,334 NOW THAT THE SCARY KIDS ARE GONE, 387 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,796 IS BUDDY GAY? 388 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,215 WELL, I DON'T THINK IT'S REALLY MY PLACE TO... 389 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,009 HE'S GAY. HE'S GAY. 390 00:18:57,177 --> 00:19:00,429 OKAY, GUYS, HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION, CRAZY SCENARIO, 391 00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:02,974 IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IN, LIKE, A MILLION YEARS. 392 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,309 LET'S JUST... LET'S SAY... 393 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:08,104 OKAY? 394 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,438 THAT BUDDY... 395 00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,607 MADE A MOVE ON ME. 396 00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:12,859 ERIC, HE'S NOT GONNA MAKE A MOVE ON YOU 397 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,611 IF HE KNOWS YOU'RE STRAIGHT. 398 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:16,779 I DON'T KNOW. 399 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,031 I MEAN, FORMAN IS PRETTY IRRESISTIBLE. 400 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,369 I DON'T THINK HE'LL MAKE A MOVE ON ME AGAIN. 401 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,496 AGAIN? AGAIN? 402 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,457 OR FOR THE FIRST TIME. 403 00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,668 YOU KNOW... 404 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,670 I GOTTA GO. 405 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:43,097 YOU KNOW, DONNA... 406 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,349 IF FORMAN EVER DECIDES TO DABBLE 407 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:49,937 IN THE LOVE THAT DARE NOT SPEAK ITS NAME, 408 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,981 I'M HERE FOR YA. 409 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,529 WELL, YOU'VE GOT YOUR VARIABLE SPEED HERE. 410 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,156 IT'S COMPLETELY STAINLESS STEEL THROUGHOUT, 411 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,033 SO YOU KNOW IT'LL LAST FOREVER. 412 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,160 IT COMES WITH EVERYTHING YOU SEE, AND, UM... 413 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,578 SO THE ONLY DECISION YOU'D HAVE TO MAKE 414 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:06,871 IS WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT? 415 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:07,997 OH, I'LL TAKE WHITE. 416 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:08,998 CAN'T GO WRONG THERE. 417 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,249 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 418 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,461 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE MOST HELPFUL SALESMAN I'VE EVER HAD. 419 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:14,629 OH... 420 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:15,713 THANK YOU. 421 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:16,672 SURE. 422 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,798 WELL, YOU GO AHEAD AND LOOK AROUND. 423 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,800 I'LL WRITE THIS UP. 424 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,930 I SOLD A MIXMASTER. 425 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,098 AW, JEEZ, RED, THAT'S GREAT. 426 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:29,185 WHAT'D I TELL YA? TODAY IS YOUR DAY. 427 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,070 HELLO, KITTY... 428 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,364 GUESS WHO SOLD A MIXMASTER. 429 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,705 HEY, BUDDY, UM... 430 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,791 I'M GONNA NEED THOSE CHEMISTRY NOTES BACK. 431 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,377 OH... YEAH. 432 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:57,213 LISTEN, MAN, IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE MY LAB PARTNER ANY MORE, 433 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,547 THEN I'LL UNDERSTAND. 434 00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:01,259 NO, NO. OH, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 435 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,219 UM... 436 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,097 LOOK, WE'RE STILL FRIENDS. 437 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,974 REALLY? 438 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,309 YEAH. 439 00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:13,020 A-ACTUALLY, BUDDY, UM... 440 00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,773 I WANT TO ASK WHY, UM... 441 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:19,235 WHY... WHY... 442 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,654 WHY ME? 443 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,156 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. IT'S PROBABLY... 444 00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:25,950 IT'S PROBABLY THE SAME REASON THAT DONNA LIKES YOU. 445 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,576 YOU KNOW, IT'S... 446 00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:30,746 YOU'RE SMART AND SENSITIVE AND... 447 00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,790 YOU'RE NICE-LOOKING. 448 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,544 OKAY. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT REALLY THAT SMART. 449 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,297 THOSE NOTES I GAVE YOU? COPIED. 450 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:40,339 AND AS FOR SENSITIVE, 451 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,842 SOMETIMES I CAN JUST BE DOWNRIGHT MEAN. 452 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,468 YOU'RE SO CUTE. 453 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,348 WELL, THAT IS... 454 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,767 WELL, I GUESS I AM. 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