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Arthur, what are you doing?

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What does it look like
I'm doing, Einstein?

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It looks like you're unloading
dirty dishes, Einstein.

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They're clean, Einstein.

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No. They're dirty.
I just loaded them,

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and I went to the store to get
a box of detergent, Einstein.

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Well, why didn't you leave
a note saying that, Einstein?

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Stop calling me Einstein!

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Stop calling me Einstein!

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No big deal. Okay?

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We'll just reload the
dishwasher and wash them.

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Okay. Now, which... which of
these did you already put away?

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Let's see. I definitely remember
putting away a blue bowl

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with big white and
yellow sunflowers on it.

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Okay. We don't own
anything close to that.

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We might have a problem.

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All right. Then we
have no other choice.

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We're just gonna have to
wash everything we own.

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This never happened.

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Right-o.

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♪ My eyes are gettin' weary ♪

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♪ My back is gettin' tight ♪

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♪ I'm sittin' here in traffic ♪

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♪ On the Queensborough
Bridge Tonight ♪

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♪ But I don't care
'Cause all I want to do ♪

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♪ Is cash my check And
drive right home to you ♪

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♪ 'Cause baby, all my life I
will be drivin' home to you ♪♪

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Really?

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Oh, God, it must be so
annoying when they do that.

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Hey.

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All right. So we're
off for tonight, I guess.

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Deacon and Kelly canceling?

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Yeah. They can't get a sitter.

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All right. No biggie.
You know what?

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We'll just do our
own thing tonight.

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Hey, you wanna go
to the batting cages?

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Batting cages?
Batting cages? Uh-huh.

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We'll do the batting cages.

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Oh, that sounds like a fun idea.

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What sounds like a
fun idea, batting cages?

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All right. So we'll
just come by at 7:00.

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Why are we coming
by at 7:00, Carrie?

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Carrie. Carrie. Carrie.
Carrie. Carrie-Carrie-Carrie.

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Carrie. Carrie.
Carrie-Car-carrie.

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Carrie, why... Carrie...
Could you hang on a second?

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Would you shut up?

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Just let me know
what's happening.

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They invited us
over for game night.

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There's no game on tonight.

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Board games, okay? All
right. So, we'll see you at 7:00.

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Should we pick up some deli?
Board games? Board games?

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No. No. Batting cages!

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Okay. All right. All
right. We'll see you then.

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Okay. Bye-bye. My
God, are you annoying.

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Well, why did you agree to that?

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What, she thought it'd
be fun to have game night.

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What was I gonna say?

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You say, "No, Kelly, you're
wrong. It won't be fun."

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All right. Could you stop
making a production out of this?

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Now, look, Richie and
Donna are coming, too.

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We'll sit. We'll drink. We'll
play board games. Big deal.

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Game night.

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More like gay night.

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Okay. And on that
incredibly clever note,

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could you go take a shower?

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Well, Douglas, sounds like

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you got yourself roped
into one deadly evening.

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Game night. Brutal.

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You see?

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Just go get ready.

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Unfortunate timing, too.

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I just fell into two tickets

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to the Knicks/Lakers
game tonight.

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Really? How did you get those?

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They were a gift
from my friend Willy

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over at Swifty's Dry Cleaners.

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Apparently, his regular client,

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a certain Mr. Latrell Sprewell,

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had a nasty cranberry
juice stain on his felt hat

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which Willy was able to remove.

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Willy happens to owe me a favor.

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Long story short...
Section 4, row A.

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I'm sorry you couldn't make it.

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Carrie, Knicks/Lakers.

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All right. Fine. Go.

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Thank you. I love
you. I'm in, baby.

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This is awkward. Truth be told, I
don't know anyone named Willy.

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I only made up the
story to taunt you,

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and it obviously
backfired on me.

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My apologies.

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That was a rough one.

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Ice cream. Cone?

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Ice cream.

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Chocolate, vanilla,
scoop, dessert.

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Da da da a da.

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Ice cream.

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Flavors, um, sundae,
Tom Carvel, cookie-puss.

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Come on! I need more here!

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Ice<i> cream.</i>

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I mean another word, Doug.

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Time's up!

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What the hell was it?

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It was 'truck.' Ice cream truck.

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You know, Good
Humor with the bell?

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It was a good clue.

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Doug, you drive
a truck for a living.

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How about, "What
I drive for a living?"

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That would've been
another way to go with it, yes.

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All right. What's the
score? What's the score?

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Okay. It's 18 for you
guys and 19 for us.

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Uh, 25 wins, so next
round's for the money.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are we?

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Let's just say
you're well in third.

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Yeah. Well, that's okay. This
is where we make our move.

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That's right, sweetie.

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All right. You
ready there, Rich?

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Flip it.

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Clock's ticking.

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How about a clue, Rich?

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Say something.

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Time!

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It was turtle.

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So why didn't you
give me a clue?

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I thought of a good one,
but it had the word turtle in it.

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All right. Good strategy.

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Well, folks, this could
be it. For the win.

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Bring it. You ready?

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Yeah. Go.

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Famous ruin in Italy.

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Tower of Pisa. No. Nassau...

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The Coliseum! Yeah.

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Peppermint... Peppermint,
peppermint twist!

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Peppermint schnapps! Yes.

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The Colorado... River!

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No. Colorado... Time!

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Was it Rockies?

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Yeah, but, man, I thought
we had more time than that.

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Yeah. It goes fast, doesn't it?

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Okay. Honey, come
on. Our turn! Our turn!

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Hey, it turned out to be
a fun night after all, huh?

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Yes. Fun night. Yep. Yeah.

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Especially because it looked
like we were gonna lose,

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and then, boom! Turned itself
right around, out of nowhere.

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Yeah. By the way, I
promised Kelly a rematch

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at our house on
Friday. Is that cool?

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.

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You know what I really love
about being married to you?

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Not having to pay for sex?

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Yeah. Yeah, that's good, too.

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No, uh, what I meant was

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that we're always
there for each other.

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You know, talk...

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to admit stuff.

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Why? You, uh, you have
something you want to admit?

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Me? Uh, yeah. Yes.
Yes. As a matter of fact,

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yes, I do.

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Well, what is it?

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Uh, well, tonight, at
Deacon and Kelly's...

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Yeah? I...

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I stole a bar of soap.

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You stole soap? Why?

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Well, it wasn't just a
regular bar of soap.

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It was one of those
nice decorative ones,

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looked like a seashell.
Had to have it.

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So, where is it?
Um, it's, uh, it's gone.

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I washed my hands
with it and now it's gone.

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So you didn't actually steal it.

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You just used it.

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Well, either way, I
was very, very wrong.

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I wouldn't worry
too much about it.

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Phew. Feels good to get
that off my chest though.

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Man, what a relief.

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Once again, I'm good
with the man upstairs!

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Ahem. How about
you? Got anything?

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No.

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So, when we're driving
home, I gave her every possible

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chance to come clean,
and nothing! You know?

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Like it never happened.

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She just sat there like ice.

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I don't know.

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You think I'm making
too much of this?

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What do you think?
Oh, I don't know.

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Maybe I'd have
more of an opinion

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if I'd been invited to
this little game night.

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Don't look at me, all right?

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Kelly put the whole
thing together.

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I had nothing to do with it.

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And believe me, you're
lucky you missed it.

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Oh, yeah. I feel lucky. I got to
stay home, eat cheatsheetos,

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and watch the<i> E!-true
Hollywood Story of Leif Garrett.</i>

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Will you listen to me? It
was a couples thing. Okay?

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You and a furby don't count.

193
00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,422
Now, will you just
give me your opinion?

194
00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,725
Fine. I... I think
you're overreacting.

195
00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,994
So she cheated at a board
game. That's not so terrible.

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See? You just
don't get it, do you?

197
00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,063
I've been with
her for six years.

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I thought I knew her. I thought
I knew everything about her.

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00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,135
Now I feel like I
hardly know her at all.

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00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:22,171
I mean, if we went on<i>
The Newlywed Game,</i>

201
00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:25,174
we'd... we'd come in last.

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00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:30,079
Actually first, because
she'd probably cheat.

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00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,948
This is just so weird.

204
00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:34,316
I don't know what the
hell's going on here.

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00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:38,788
Wait a minute. I know
what the problem is.

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00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:39,923
What?

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00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,991
I made a comment
to Kelly last week,

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and I think she
took it racially.

209
00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:46,429
That's why she didn't invite me!

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It was delicious fried chicken.

211
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I shouldn't say anything?

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00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:58,608
Hey! Hey.

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00:09:58,632 --> 00:09:59,943
You're late. Yeah.

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I just, uh, stopped off and
had a beer with Spence.

215
00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:03,613
Oh, yeah? Yeah.

216
00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:07,016
We were just talking,
just chit-chatting.

217
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:11,610
Do you know he's
got a third nipple?

218
00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,798
Wow. That's a weird one.

219
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:25,635
Yeah. Threw me, too.

220
00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,470
Listen, I'm, uh, kind of beat.

221
00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,138
So I'm just gonna grab a beer

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00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,940
and hang out in the
living room till dinner.

223
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,408
You all right with that?

224
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:35,645
Sure. You can
also pee if you want.

225
00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:36,646
You don't have to ask.

226
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,582
Ha. I might take you up on that.

227
00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,851
Man, my pockets
are just stuffed.

228
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,453
So I'm gonna leave
everything here for now.

229
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,689
If that's all right, you know?

230
00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:50,593
What have we got in here?
Gosh, I got some keys...

231
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:55,064
Well, what else? Ooh, Jolly
Rancher gum. Look at that.

232
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,066
You ever choose this
stuff? I know why he's jolly.

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00:10:57,090 --> 00:11:00,870
And all this bundle of cash.

234
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:03,072
Gosh, I don't even know
how much is there, you know?

235
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,974
Who's got time to
count nowadays?

236
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,510
Uh-huh.

237
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,912
Anyhoo, all right,
uh, so I'm gonna go

238
00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,247
crash on the couch now.

239
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,382
You do what you gotta
do, and you and I we'll...

240
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,383
We'll regroup later, okay?

241
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,451
You got it, Butch.

242
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,108
Okay.

243
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,859
Hey!

244
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:23,883
What's up?

245
00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:27,329
Forgot my beer.
Nothing like a little alcohol

246
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:30,199
to pull you under, huh?

247
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,790
I got a beer.

248
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,374
Oh, my God!

249
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,290
What are you doing?

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00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,793
I think the question
is, what are you doing?

251
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,695
I'm trying to cook dinner.

252
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:03,399
Oh, really? What are we
having, cash-foo-yung?

253
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,202
I was just moving your crap.
What the hell is going on?

254
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,906
Why are you watching
me? Because...

255
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,374
I saw you cheat at game night.

256
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,343
What? What are
you talking about?

257
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:15,745
That's crazy.

258
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,347
Carrie, I saw you do it. I
saw you flip over the timer

259
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,949
When Deacon and
Kelly were about to win.

260
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,617
What? Would you...
Would you stop it.

261
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:24,120
It fell, and I put it back,

262
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,722
Maybe the wrong way.

263
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,456
Yeah. Fell. Okay.
Then how do you explain

264
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,193
you picking up the card, looking
at it, and putting it back, huh?

265
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:33,096
I... I did not. Excuse me,
you gave me a good clue,

266
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,496
so I got the answer.

267
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,465
Oh, please. Okay?
The word was "snorkel,"

268
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:40,636
and my clue was
"that curvy thing."

269
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,038
You see, I got the image.

270
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,740
We had a good thing going there.

271
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:45,174
Carrie!

272
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:48,277
All right. Fine. So, I
turned over the timer

273
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,246
and looked at the
stupid card. Big deal.

274
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,647
You don't think it's a big deal?

275
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,249
You know what? Let
me tell you something,

276
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,718
I think it is a big deal because
I've been walking around

277
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:56,986
here for the last two days,

278
00:12:57,010 --> 00:13:01,758
worried that my wife is
some sneaky, shifty little sicko.

279
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:04,761
Oh, so that's why you
decided to lay your trap for me

280
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:08,765
with your enticing
$12 in singles, huh?

281
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,767
Where... where are
the video cameras, huh?

282
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:11,934
Ooh, are you wired?

283
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,535
All right. All right.
Now, stop it. Okay?

284
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:14,771
Listen to me!

285
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:15,772
All right. That was stupid.

286
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,173
I admit it, but...

287
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,474
I was worried about you.

288
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,976
You were worried about me?

289
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,577
Maybe you should worry
about yourself, buddy boy.

290
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:22,711
What do you mean?

291
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,781
Excuse me? When
we go to the Sizzler,

292
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,349
you don't steal
from the salad bar?

293
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:31,954
Uh, any shrimp that falls
on the ice is up for grabs.

294
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:35,792
And besides, the
Sizzlers are not our friends.

295
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,626
Look, Doug, did
anybody get hurt?

296
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,128
No. We all had a good time,

297
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,297
and we'll all have a good
time again this Friday,

298
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,833
So just drop it. Okay?

299
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,568
Having another
game night on Friday?

300
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:49,571
Yeah. Damn.

301
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,874
What?

302
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:53,075
Well, I was feeling badly

303
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,945
about my cruel practical
joke the other night

304
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,246
regarding the Knicks.

305
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,849
So as a gesture of good will
I went down to the Garden,

306
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:02,551
and I purchased tickets
for Friday night's game.

307
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:06,555
Really? That was
very nice of you, Arthur.

308
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,457
Mind you, they're
not great seats,

309
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:12,028
but they're the best I could
do on such short notice.

310
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,495
Unfortunately, I didn't know

311
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,664
you had another
game night scheduled.

312
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,666
You know what? I don't
feel very much like going

313
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,935
to game night on Friday,

314
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,603
so count me in,
my little friend.

315
00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:25,029
Once again, this is awkward.

316
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:33,716
Game night. Let's
get things rollirolling'.

317
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,917
How about some Oppo-Zoppo?

318
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,552
"The game where
opposites attract."

319
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:37,920
What else you got?

320
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:41,423
Well, we got Naught-t,
where the letter "t" is taboo,

321
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,893
or Baby Talk, which is actually

322
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,461
too annoying to even consider.

323
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,231
Uh, Oppo-Zoppo sounds fun.

324
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,266
All right. Well, let's
just Oppo some Zoppo.

325
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,869
You know what? Who says we
have to play board games at all?

326
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,670
Hey, you guys wanna
light bags of dog crap

327
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:58,640
and leave them on
people's porches?

328
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,244
What are you talking
about? We had fun last time.

329
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,512
Yeah. Besides, you can't
just win and walk away.

330
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,481
We got... we got
business to take care of.

331
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,187
Guys! Guys. Guys.
Guys. Guys. Guys.

332
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:16,359
I, um, I have... I have
a confession to make.

333
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:20,562
Um, last week, when
we were playing, I...

334
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:25,234
I think I may have cheated.

335
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:29,294
Actually, I did cheat. I did.

336
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:34,143
You cheated? How did you cheat?

337
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,345
Well, I flipped over the
timer. I looked at a card.

338
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:39,048
I told you one of your
right answers was wrong.

339
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,450
I just got caught up.
It was really stupid.

340
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,053
I'm very sorry.

341
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,388
It's okay.

342
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,722
Carrie, don't even worry about.

343
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,324
It's a game. It's
not a big deal.

344
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:52,828
Yeah. It's no big
deal. You know?

345
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,096
So you guys are not mad?

346
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,564
No. No.

347
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,699
Come on. How could
we be mad? You're Carrie.

348
00:15:57,723 --> 00:15:59,068
It's really fine,
hon. Really fine.

349
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:03,639
- Let's Oppo-Zoppo!
- Let's do this!

350
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:07,076
Box. Box...

351
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,844
Spring. Oppo-Zoppo.

352
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,112
Fall. Yeah!

353
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,247
Yay! Whoo!

354
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,915
Guess you found your game, Rich.

355
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,917
Yeah. I was beginning to
think you didn't have one.

356
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,919
Well, any game that gets
Donna jumping up and down

357
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,887
is the game for me. Oh, stop.

358
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,889
Hey, hey, you guys are two
points away from winning.

359
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,491
Get out of here.
Let me see that.

360
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,892
You've got 48. They got 40.

361
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,095
- We only have 36.
- We better get on it.

362
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,285
Yeah, baby.

363
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,072
We had a great
time. Not a problem.

364
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,406
Great. Goodbye.

365
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,675
You guys are 2 & 0, but
next time you're going down.

366
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,477
You know where we
live. It's just a game.

367
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,979
Who cares who
wins, right? Bye-bye.

368
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,114
What the hell is wrong with you?

369
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:48,484
I don't know!
You're unbelievable!

370
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,886
Peeking at cards, moving
our thing extra spaces,

371
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,689
You know, once I started to
look for it, it was quite a show.

372
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,058
And what was that whole
confession thing about, huh?

373
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,127
Was that just to
throw them off track?

374
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:02,064
No. I meant that! You
know, when I said it.

375
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:03,265
And then you still cheated.

376
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:05,034
Well, I wouldn't
have had to if you had

377
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,103
given me one decent clue.

378
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,838
Oh, now I understand. So,
it's my poor Oppo-Zoppo skills

379
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,941
that have forced you to
become a pathological liar. Got it!

380
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,344
I am not a liar. I'm a cheater.

381
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,147
My bad.

382
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,915
What do you want from me, huh?

383
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,918
I agree with you. I
know this is wrong.

384
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,121
It's just that when we're
in the heat of the game,

385
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,622
something comes over me.

386
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,190
I can't stand the
thought of losing,

387
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,759
so I just... I snap.

388
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,650
You know, it's just stupid.

389
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:38,934
At least now I understand why
you always beat me at Scrabble.

390
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:42,738
Huh? Oh, actually,
that's all you.

391
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:47,776
You were right. I am
just a sneaky little shifty...

392
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,645
what did you call me... a dingo?

393
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:53,516
No. A sicko. Sicko. You're not.

394
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,816
You're not. All right.

395
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,053
Look, you're not a
dishonest person, Carrie.

396
00:17:57,077 --> 00:18:01,057
You just have this
one very weird problem.

397
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:04,060
Well, let's just hope
it's just one thing.

398
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,894
Just in case, watch your back.

399
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,564
I will.

400
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,533
All right. I have a headache.

401
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,268
I'm gonna go upstairs to bed.

402
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,970
Okay. I'll be
up in a little bit.

403
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,973
Okay.

404
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,575
Hey, you think I
should call everybody

405
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,909
and confess again?

406
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:25,481
No. No, please. Let's
not go back to that well.

407
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:29,518
What's going on? It's Carrie.

408
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,987
The weirdest thing. Every time
we get together with our friends

409
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:35,324
to play board games,
she... she cheats.

410
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,226
She cheats? My little girl?

411
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,996
That's impossible.
Arthur, I've seen her do it.

412
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:44,133
No. No. She may put
some cotton in her bra

413
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:47,169
from time to time, but she
does not cheat at board games.

414
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:48,170
She admitted it.

415
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:50,206
Really? Yeah.

416
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:53,242
Huh. That's so unlike her.

417
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,211
When she was a little girl,

418
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,313
we used to play
games all the time.

419
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,880
And she was never like this?

420
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,750
Oh, no. No. Goodness no.

421
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:05,588
She was always so
sweet, so considerate.

422
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:09,125
Oh, the fun we used to have.

423
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:13,017
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

424
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,235
You sure you wanna
go there, darling?

425
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:23,661
I think so, Daddy.
All right, then.

426
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,613
You lose. Sorry!

427
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,814
Loser! Winner!

428
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:38,854
Too bad, chump. Maybe next time!

429
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,590
I'm number one! I'm number one!

430
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,092
I'm number one! I'm number one!

431
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,450
Yeah!

432
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,302
Oh, the fun we had.

433
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,903
Good memories.

434
00:19:54,927 --> 00:20:00,164
Well, sorry I couldn't shed
more light on this, Douglas.

435
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,871
Honey, I think I know
what's going on! Honey!

436
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,682
Ahem.

437
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:22,264
You sure you want
to move there, darling?

438
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:25,022
I think so.

439
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:32,274
I'm sorry, dear. You
seem to have lost,

440
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,610
but that's perfectly all right.

441
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,379
Yes, it is. Because I'm still
a good and valuable person.

442
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,181
Indeed you are.
That being said...

443
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:42,406
Winner! Loser!

444
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:50,248
Okay, let's try it again.