1
00:00:02,735 --> 00:00:05,136
[♪]
2
00:00:06,606 --> 00:00:09,608
Doug, I'm back!
Sorry it took me so long.
3
00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:11,610
DOUG:
It's okay.
Gotta level with you.
4
00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:13,344
I didn't know you
went anywhere.
5
00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:14,980
Ay.
6
00:00:14,982 --> 00:00:16,982
I dropped my dad off
at Mickey's,
7
00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:19,150
and I brought the dog
to the kennel.
8
00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:21,319
Sweetie,
where are the bags?
9
00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:24,155
Deacon and Kelly are gonna be
here any minute to pick us up.
10
00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:27,826
It's all right, I'm coming down
right now, and I got them.
11
00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:29,060
Oh, God.
12
00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:31,262
What are you doing?
Make two trips.
13
00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:33,364
I got it, I got it.
Out of the way.
14
00:00:35,267 --> 00:00:36,300
Oh, God.
15
00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:39,470
There you go.
Nice job, huh?
16
00:00:39,472 --> 00:00:41,606
Yeah, nice job,
but that there,
17
00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:43,642
that's our hamper.
18
00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:45,343
You put all the luggage
next to it.
19
00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:47,545
I just went in
and I forklifted everything.
20
00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:48,913
Where are these guys
anyway?
21
00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:50,682
I want to get up there
before dinner.
22
00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:52,583
That's the beauty of
taking a trip by car.
23
00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:54,485
You can change your mind
at the last minute,
24
00:00:54,487 --> 00:00:55,687
go someplace else.
25
00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:56,888
Doug, don't start.
26
00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,523
Could you take
one more look at it?
27
00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:01,192
Come on. Deluxe room,
Trump Tower and Casino.
28
00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:02,794
I'm not looking.
29
00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:07,666
$39 a night and every room
has its own love tub.
30
00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:10,769
Doug, do you really want
to spend our anniversary
31
00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,470
at a craps table?
32
00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:15,306
There and in the love tub.
33
00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:18,143
Honey, this place is supposed
to be really nice.
34
00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:19,644
They have apple orchards
35
00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:21,445
and little brooks
with waterfalls.
36
00:01:21,447 --> 00:01:24,582
Hey, I bet you five bucks
we see a bunny.
37
00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,951
I don't wanna see a bunny.
I wanna see three bunnies
38
00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:29,821
followed by the sound
of change dropping.
39
00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,322
Annoying.
40
00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:32,957
Now, listen to me.
41
00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,927
I am going upstate
for a romantic weekend.
42
00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:39,397
You could come or not, but
either way, I'm getting some.
43
00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:41,599
Maybe I better be there
for that.
44
00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:43,668
Yeah.
That's my boy. Okay.
45
00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:46,604
♪ My eyes are gettin' weary ♪
46
00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:49,774
♪ My back is gettin' tight ♪
47
00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,609
♪ I'm sittin' here in traffic ♪
48
00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:54,478
♪ On the Queensborough bridge
Tonight ♪
49
00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:59,818
♪ But I don't care
'Cause all I wanna do ♪
50
00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:03,755
♪ Is cash my check
And drive right home to you ♪
51
00:02:05,591 --> 00:02:11,462
♪ 'Cause, baby, all my life
I will be drivin' home to you ♪
52
00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:17,635
[♪]
53
00:02:22,875 --> 00:02:26,444
Look at this.
Apple soap, apple shampoo.
54
00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:29,580
These people took a theme
and really ran with it, huh?
55
00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:30,782
Uh-huh.
56
00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:32,717
Look, look, l-l-look.
57
00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:35,486
How do you like
them apples?
58
00:02:37,256 --> 00:02:39,490
All right, that's my joke
for the weekend,
59
00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,559
so get used to it.
60
00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:44,195
Oh, no. I think
I packed too fast.
61
00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:45,563
What do you mean?
62
00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:50,034
I have seven t-shirts
and 12 pairs of socks.
63
00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:53,304
No pants and no underwear.
64
00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:54,305
Don't worry, honey.
65
00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:55,673
I packed you
some stuff.
66
00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,175
And look.
67
00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,943
What do you think
of this?
68
00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:00,078
Wow.
69
00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,047
I'm gonna have to diet
like a madman.
70
00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:04,615
Okay, do we get
the apple room,
71
00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:06,117
or is it
the whole place?
72
00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:07,685
Oh, God.
73
00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,821
I know.
Apples everywhere.
74
00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:12,223
And yet, the computer
at the front desk?
75
00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:14,793
IBM. Go figure.
76
00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,961
Hey, man, I got us
a 2:00 tee time.
77
00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:18,263
Cool.
78
00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:21,699
Wow. For a straight guy,
you pack a beautiful suitcase.
79
00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,802
Just like to keep things
organized.
80
00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:26,537
See, I got my dress pants
and dress shirts here,
81
00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:27,806
my golf shirts there,
82
00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:30,041
my dress socks,
golf socks, sweaters,
83
00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,076
t-shirts, vitamins.
84
00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:36,181
I have nothing to cover
the lower half of my body.
85
00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:38,716
I'm sure we can get the
other guests to chip in
86
00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,718
and buy you something.
87
00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,420
Ah, look at this!
88
00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:44,355
Brought a little funk
to upstate, huh?
89
00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:47,391
Oh, yeah. Track one
is our special song,
90
00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:48,759
if you know
what I'm saying.
91
00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:50,728
Oh, yeah.
Music to shimmy by.
92
00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,730
That's what
I'm talking 'bout.
93
00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:55,166
[MARVIN GAYE'S "LET'S GET IT ON"
PLAYING FROM CD PLAYER]
94
00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:59,304
♪ I've been really tryin'
Baby ♪
95
00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:05,310
♪ Tryin' to hold back
This feeling for so long ♪
96
00:04:07,012 --> 00:04:12,450
♪ And if you feel
Like I feel, baby.. ♪
97
00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,452
Should we cancel
the golf?
98
00:04:20,592 --> 00:04:22,093
Thanks again for dinner,
you guys.
99
00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,228
It's your anniversary.
100
00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,528
It's the least
we could do.
101
00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:26,030
That was very sweet.
Now, listen.
102
00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:28,432
Do not get us a gift,
and I mean it.
103
00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:30,701
Um...we're not.
104
00:04:30,703 --> 00:04:32,036
Oh.
105
00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:33,504
Well, good.
106
00:04:35,574 --> 00:04:37,041
So...
107
00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:39,043
You starting to like
this place, hon?
108
00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:41,279
Yeah, it's okay. A lot better
than that resort
109
00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,314
we stayed at in Florida
last year.
110
00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:45,316
Oh, come on,
you can't compare the two.
111
00:04:45,318 --> 00:04:46,650
It's apples and oranges.
112
00:04:46,652 --> 00:04:48,652
Hah!
113
00:04:48,654 --> 00:04:51,722
What? Nothing
for that one, either?
114
00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:53,858
There's no minibar key.
115
00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:55,393
Oh, I have that.
116
00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:56,560
Oh, give it to me.
117
00:04:56,562 --> 00:04:58,363
No. You can't be trusted
with an open minibar.
118
00:04:58,365 --> 00:04:59,597
Would you give me
the key?
119
00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:01,732
No! Doug, remember last
year at the Marriott?
120
00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:03,167
I left you alone
for two minutes,
121
00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:06,771
and I found you passed out
on the $12 Bit-O-Honey.
122
00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:09,173
Give me the key and we can
get on with our lives.
123
00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:12,643
No! Not so fast, buddy.
No. How about this?
124
00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:15,746
You do a little something
to my satisfaction,
125
00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:20,385
and maybe I will
reward you with a treat.
126
00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:21,619
Just give me the key.
No.
127
00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:22,853
Give me the key!
Stop!
128
00:05:24,189 --> 00:05:26,391
["LET'S GET IT ON"
AUDIBLE THROUGH WALL]
129
00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:30,094
♪ I've been really tryin'
Baby ♪
130
00:05:32,697 --> 00:05:34,432
What is it?
131
00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:36,134
That's their song.
132
00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,235
What?
133
00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:38,869
Deacon and Kelly.
They play that music
134
00:05:38,871 --> 00:05:41,139
when they get
a little-- Hello!
135
00:05:42,741 --> 00:05:45,176
Oh!
136
00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,812
Oh, yeah. We have
cleared the tower.
137
00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:49,780
Don't listen!
138
00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:53,318
Godspeed,
Deacon Palmer.
139
00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:57,888
Doug, you really can't think
of anything better to do?
140
00:05:57,890 --> 00:06:00,158
Oh, yeah.
The minibar key.
141
00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,259
That's right.
142
00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:03,061
Now, why don't you
come over here
143
00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:06,130
and give me
your minibar key?
144
00:06:09,701 --> 00:06:12,570
Sorry. I meant that cute,
but it came out hurtful.
145
00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,572
That's all right.
I'm shaking it off.
146
00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:15,440
Okay.
147
00:06:16,575 --> 00:06:18,142
[♪]
148
00:06:20,512 --> 00:06:22,080
That was really something,
Dougie.
149
00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,181
Well, thank you.
150
00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:26,750
And you faked
more than usual tonight.
151
00:06:26,752 --> 00:06:30,521
Well, it is
our anniversary.
152
00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:34,592
So how's your
$7 bag of pretzels?
153
00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:37,028
Cheddar cheese and honey
pretzels, for your information.
154
00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:40,064
And not so good.
155
00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,932
Well, anyway,
you earned them.
156
00:06:43,702 --> 00:06:47,038
["LET'S GET IT ON" PLAYING]
157
00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:50,808
♪ I've been really tryin'
Baby ♪
158
00:06:52,378 --> 00:06:53,844
Going for the repeat.
159
00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:57,748
Maybe they're just
playing the song again.
160
00:07:00,285 --> 00:07:02,453
Oh, gotta throw you a no
on that one.
161
00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:05,556
Stop! Stop listening!
Now, come on.
162
00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:07,925
We gotta get some sleep.
We got a big day tomorrow.
163
00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,527
What are we doing?
164
00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:12,163
After you play golf, we're gonna
go on a nature walk, canoeing,
165
00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:15,233
and we're gonna learn
how they make apple cider.
166
00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:18,903
Can't some things
just remain a mystery?
167
00:07:20,172 --> 00:07:21,672
Happy anniversary.
168
00:07:21,674 --> 00:07:23,541
I love you.
I love you too.
169
00:07:25,577 --> 00:07:27,845
♪ Let's get it on ♪
170
00:07:29,548 --> 00:07:31,615
♪ Whoo-hoo...
171
00:07:34,686 --> 00:07:37,455
["LET'S GET IT ON" PLAYING]
172
00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:41,459
♪ I've been really tryin'
Baby ♪
173
00:07:43,228 --> 00:07:48,699
♪ Tryin' to hold back
This feeling for so long ♪
174
00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:53,037
♪ And if you feel
Like I feel, baby ♪
175
00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:54,238
What? What is it?
176
00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,639
Nothing.
Go back to bed.
177
00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,741
♪ Oh, come on
178
00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:58,742
♪ Whoo
179
00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:00,344
♪ Let's get it on ♪
180
00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:01,712
Big day tomorrow.
Cider.
181
00:08:01,714 --> 00:08:03,214
Yeah, big day,
big day.
182
00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:07,151
♪ Let's get it on ♪
183
00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:10,888
♪ Let's love, baby ♪
184
00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:13,791
♪ Let's get it on ♪
185
00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:15,993
♪ Sugar
186
00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,962
♪ Let's get it on... ♪
187
00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:20,331
[♪]
188
00:08:27,172 --> 00:08:28,839
You should probably
start getting dressed.
189
00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:31,442
I told Kelly we would meet them
in the lobby at 9:00.
190
00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,676
Oh, right.
191
00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:33,544
Right.
192
00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:37,148
Uh, listen,
once again...
193
00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:40,751
last night
was very nice.
194
00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:45,022
And you were
extra special sexy.
195
00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:46,290
Oh, yeah?
196
00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:48,559
Well, you were
a real tiger.
197
00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:50,128
No, you were.
No, you were.
198
00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,062
All right. Let's just agree
we were both tigers.
199
00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:53,864
Okay.
200
00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:56,100
["LET'S GET IT ON" PLAYING]
201
00:08:56,102 --> 00:09:00,971
♪ I've been really tryin'
Baby... ♪
202
00:09:00,973 --> 00:09:04,642
You can probably take your time
getting dressed.
203
00:09:13,285 --> 00:09:15,986
I hope they make it
in time for breakfast.
204
00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:17,755
Or at least in time
for lunch.
205
00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:20,258
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
206
00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:45,149
You two
wanna be alone?
207
00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:46,484
No, no. I'm just, uh,
208
00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,719
checking to see what kind
of apples they were.
209
00:09:50,656 --> 00:09:53,057
Just regular red ones.
210
00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:54,592
Sorry we're late.
211
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,360
Oh, that's okay,
that's okay. No prob.
212
00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:58,396
It's hard to get going
in the morning, you know?
213
00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,264
Wanna hit the buffet?
Yeah. I'm starving.
214
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,932
Ooh. An omelet bar.
You with me?
215
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,033
Yeah, let's do it.
216
00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:08,406
Morning, my man.
217
00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:09,940
I'll have a three-egg omelet
218
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:13,377
with ham, tomato,
green peppers, and chives.
219
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,379
Yeah, I'll have
the same.
220
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:16,880
Oh, and mushrooms too.
221
00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:18,182
Yeah,
and mushrooms too.
222
00:10:19,318 --> 00:10:21,652
Sorry again about
being so late.
223
00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:22,886
Oh, that's okay.
224
00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:26,390
So, what was the hold-up?
225
00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:27,925
Lose a contact?
226
00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:31,729
Knot in a shoelace?
227
00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:33,731
No. Actually,
Deacon woke me up
228
00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:36,900
with a little
something-something on his mind.
229
00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,469
Oh, really?
230
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,304
That's sweet.
231
00:10:41,773 --> 00:10:43,574
I guess being up here
away from the kids,
232
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:47,478
you two finally have a chance
to go a little crazy, right?
233
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,547
Not really.
234
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,982
We manage to do
pretty well at home too.
235
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,984
Where there's a will,
there's a way, am I right?
236
00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:58,556
♪ Let's get it on ♪
237
00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,224
♪ Ow, baby
238
00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:01,225
♪ Mm!
239
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,861
♪ Let's get it on ♪
240
00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:05,296
♪ Sugar
241
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,364
♪ Whoo! Mmm!
242
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,732
♪ Let's get it on ♪
243
00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,267
All right,
knock it off!
244
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,201
Why?
245
00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:12,703
You're making me
look bad!
246
00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:13,904
What are you
talking about?
247
00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:15,873
You and Kelly
three times last night,
248
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,875
and then what was this little
thing this morning?
249
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:18,876
What was that
all about?
250
00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:20,344
You just trying
to zetz me?
251
00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:24,114
So come on, there's gotta
be something up here
252
00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:25,516
that's getting you going?
253
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,085
What is it?
The clean air, the water,
254
00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:30,554
apples turn you on?
What?
255
00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:32,790
No. What is going on
with you?
256
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,992
Nothing.
257
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:36,894
No, seriously, tell me.
258
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,296
What's wrong?
259
00:11:40,198 --> 00:11:44,368
Well, I've always thought that
Doug and I had a good sex life,
260
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,503
and I mean, we do,
261
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,805
but I started
thinking that...
262
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:51,342
maybe I just don't
turn Doug on anymore.
263
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,778
I'm still really turned on
by her, Deac, I am.
264
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,913
It's just that
you know what it is?
265
00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:58,849
I'm just built
to fire once.
266
00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,918
Like a musket.
267
00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:04,822
What do you want
from me?
268
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,457
I guess I would just
feel better
269
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,626
if Doug and I
were having more sex.
270
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:09,993
I'd just feel better
271
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:12,563
if you and Kelly
were having less sex.
272
00:12:16,835 --> 00:12:20,070
Okay, so we set aside
a little too much time
273
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,672
to watch cider-making.
274
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,874
I mean,
who'd have thought?
275
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:29,046
It's basically just squeezing
the crap out of an apple.
276
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:32,216
So, what do you wanna do now?
You wanna go for a walk?
277
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:34,051
We were out all day.
I'm kinda beat.
278
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,553
You wanna just
hang out here?
279
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,287
Yeah. I'm a little tired too.
280
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,189
You wanna watch a movie?
281
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:40,958
Way ahead of you.
282
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,560
How about Bloodsport?
283
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,528
No. I read the book.
284
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:47,064
Come on, honey, pick
a regular movie, will you?
285
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,466
I'm gonna go wash up.
286
00:12:50,168 --> 00:12:53,003
["LET'S GET IT ON" PLAYING]
287
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:57,575
♪ I've been really tryin'
Baby ♪
288
00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:02,847
♪ Tryin' to hold back
This feelin' for so long ♪
289
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,515
You're killing me here!
290
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,518
I thought you guys were out
watching them make cider.
291
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,588
We got back early, all right?
It's a very simple process.
292
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,523
How was I supposed to know
you were back?
293
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,525
Fine! Next time,
I'll put a tie on the door
294
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,494
when Carrie and I
are inside not having sex!
295
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,796
Why don't you just
take it easy, huh?
296
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,831
Me? You know,
I ask you one thing,
297
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:21,999
stay away
from your wife.
298
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:24,468
Is that too much?
299
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,470
For your information,
this is not totally up to me.
300
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,606
Kelly has a little bit of say
in this too.
301
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,541
Hey, she can't make you,
all right?
302
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,709
No means no.
303
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:34,712
What are those?
304
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,113
My vitamins.
305
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:38,949
Oh, no. No more supersonic
sex pills for you, my friend.
306
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,117
Get off!
307
00:13:42,487 --> 00:13:43,788
Great. Just great.
308
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,390
Hey, you ever think
you can solve this
309
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,492
by just having more sex
with your wife?
310
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,027
Don't try and make this
about me.
311
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:51,995
Because I'm telling you,
man, me and Kelly
312
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,831
are going on a moonlight
boat ride tonight
313
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,400
and having some brandies
by that fireplace downstairs,
314
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:57,835
so when we
get back up here--
315
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,570
Hey, enough!
316
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,574
So this is the way
it's gonna be, huh?
317
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:08,178
You're just gonna continue on
with this sick behavior?
318
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,246
Yeah.
319
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:10,714
I love my wife.
320
00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:12,750
I wanna enjoy her
and make her happy.
321
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:15,486
Okay, good.
Well, thanks for nothing.
322
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:21,358
Hi.
323
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,694
Oh, Mrs. Heffernan.
324
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,664
I hope you and your husband
are enjoying your stay.
325
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:30,167
Yes. We love your, um,
your apples.
326
00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:39,176
Uh, something
I can do for you?
327
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:44,114
Uh, yes. Actually, it's kind of
our anniversary weekend.
328
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:45,483
Oh, that's lovely.
329
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,017
Thank you.
330
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:52,823
Um, I was wondering if there
was a place around here...
331
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,157
uh...
332
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:58,028
you know, like a store
that might sell clothes...
333
00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:00,931
other items...
334
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:04,535
fun items
that, uh...
335
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,337
might enhance or...
336
00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:10,040
spice up,
if you will...
337
00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:15,078
a young couple's
anniversary?
338
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,514
Uh...
339
00:15:18,383 --> 00:15:21,451
There's a Sears
down on route 40.
340
00:15:24,055 --> 00:15:26,356
Uh...no.
341
00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:28,893
Ahem.
342
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:31,395
I meant more of a...
343
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,697
specialty store.
344
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:34,565
Uh-huh.
345
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:38,502
L.L. Bean?
346
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,470
I'll go there.
Thank you.
347
00:15:43,441 --> 00:15:45,042
[♪]
348
00:16:18,109 --> 00:16:19,209
Oh, Mr. Heffernan,
349
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:20,544
if you're looking
for your wife,
350
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:23,180
she went up to your room
about 10 minutes ago.
351
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:24,314
Oh, thanks.
352
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,717
And, uh, happy anniversary,
by the way.
353
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:27,785
Thanks again.
354
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,053
My wife and I,
355
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,755
we're celebrating
our 42nd this month.
356
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:34,658
Forty-two years. Wow.
Congratulations.
357
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,961
And I tell you,
I love her more every day.
358
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,228
Really?
359
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:40,898
You ever love her
twice in one day?
360
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:43,366
Sorry.
361
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:00,584
Hi, Dougie.
362
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:04,622
Wh-wh-what are you...
what are you wearing?
363
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,523
Oh, this?
364
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:11,428
Just a little apple princess
outfit I picked up in town.
365
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,730
Why?
366
00:17:14,699 --> 00:17:16,867
To mix it up
a little bit.
367
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,569
I saw you eyeing that big cutout
in the lobby, so...
368
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:20,871
here you go.
369
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,873
And hey, with me,
no paper cuts, hmm?
370
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:27,310
Doesn't Doug likey?
371
00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:29,146
Oh, yeah!
Dougie likey, yeah.
372
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,881
Okay, so come on.
373
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,716
Let's make some cider.
374
00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:42,392
What's the matter?
375
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,994
Nothing. Just,
for a second there,
376
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,562
you reminded me
of my mother.
377
00:17:47,198 --> 00:17:49,199
Wait! Ew!
378
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:50,901
Your mother?
379
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,269
You don't look like her.
380
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:55,605
You look like the lady
on the box of cocoa
381
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,440
my mother
used to make for me.
382
00:17:57,442 --> 00:17:59,677
That's what you were thinking
when I was kissing your neck?
383
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,344
At first, yeah.
384
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:02,780
Then I was thinking
385
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:06,750
about how I used to like
two packets in one mug.
386
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,053
Make it extra cocoa-y.
387
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,954
Okay. I'm guessing
the outfit's not working.
388
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,355
No, it's fine!
Come on, stay!
389
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:14,024
You look hot, apple wench!
Let's go!
390
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,159
Okay.
391
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,293
Come on.
392
00:18:20,531 --> 00:18:22,532
If you could just
lose the braids.
393
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,568
Oh, forget it!
This is stupid!
394
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:25,869
I'm sorry! I'm trying!
395
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,370
We should've just
gone to Atlantic City.
396
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,472
Then the sex stuff never
would've even come up.
397
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,476
["LET'S GET IT ON" PLAYING]
398
00:18:33,478 --> 00:18:37,480
♪ I've been really tryin'
Baby ♪
399
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,819
Yeah, you're coming on
our next vacation, right!
400
00:18:43,421 --> 00:18:47,825
♪ And if you feel
Like I feel, baby ♪
401
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,359
♪ Come on
402
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,829
♪ Oh, come on
403
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,263
Hey,
what's the matter?
404
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:54,832
Um, nothing.
405
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,500
I just thought, you know,
406
00:18:57,502 --> 00:19:01,939
why don't we go learn
how cider is made?
407
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,640
You don't wanna
fool around?
408
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,843
Uh...
409
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,344
not right now.
410
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,678
Why not?
411
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,849
You getting tired
of your baby?
412
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,516
Um...
413
00:19:13,518 --> 00:19:14,684
Yes?
414
00:19:16,554 --> 00:19:18,355
Yes. The couple next door.
415
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:19,857
Yeah. They're in room 21.
416
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,760
Yeah. The music
is just way too loud.
417
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,728
Doug, stop it!
418
00:19:27,498 --> 00:19:29,432
It's not their fault.
419
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:32,169
Oh, then I guess it must be my
fault, huh? Captain Inadequate.
420
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,570
What?
421
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:36,006
I see the look in your face
when that music comes on.
422
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,775
The longing,
the disappointment,
423
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,977
the "Oh, what might have been."
424
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:42,179
What are you
talking about?
425
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,713
It's not you.
It's me.
426
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,048
What?
427
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:47,885
Yeah. I mean, obviously,
I don't turn you on anymore.
428
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,887
You don't turn me on?
429
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,222
Well, no.
Not the way I used to.
430
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:55,358
Have you ever seen the look
on my face when you get naked?
431
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,896
It's like a kid
looking at Halloween candy.
432
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:02,266
Or me looking
at Halloween candy.
433
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:04,367
Really?
434
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,769
Believe me,
you're not the problem.
435
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:07,905
The problem's right here,
the one-hit wonder.
436
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,740
Would you stop it?
You're fine.
437
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,075
I'm not fine, all right?
438
00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:14,644
I do it once, then pass out
like a grizzly bear
439
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:16,947
that got shot in the ass
with a sedative dart.
440
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:20,450
[GROWLS]
441
00:20:21,319 --> 00:20:23,486
And that is fine
with me.
442
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,789
Look, after we make love,
I want to stop.
443
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:30,093
Because I'm happy,
and I'm fulfilled.
444
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:34,164
Plus, I like
to watch you sleep.
445
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,666
You drool a little.
It's cute.
446
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:39,402
If you're happy...
447
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,770
and I'm happy,
448
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:43,006
then why are we
getting so crazy?
449
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:45,909
I don't know.
450
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,911
♪ Let's get it on ♪
451
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,981
♪ Ooh
452
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,382
Deacon,
what is going on?
453
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:53,516
Nothing's going on.
454
00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:54,684
Something's going on.
455
00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:56,353
I just don't wanna
have sex with you.
456
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:58,055
Why can't you
respect that?
457
00:21:00,024 --> 00:21:03,927
So you wanna open up some of
that apple wine in the minibar?
458
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:07,464
Yeah. I'll get some ice.
It'll dull the taste.
459
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,399
Okay. While you're
doing that,
460
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,168
I will change out
of this stupid thing.
461
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,503
Now, you did say naked
works for you, right?
462
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:15,305
Oh, yeah.
Naked's a crowd-pleaser.
463
00:21:17,641 --> 00:21:19,576
Kelly, c-come on!
464
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,478
Don't be like that,
Kelly!
465
00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:24,982
Trouble in paradise?
466
00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:31,421
NARRATOR:
After harvesting,
467
00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:34,157
the apples are sorted
by size and color,
468
00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:36,260
then carefully packed
for their journey
469
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:38,628
to dinner tables
across the country.
470
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,063
Mm-mmm!
471
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:43,367
These beauties
should keep the doctor away.
472
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:45,202
What are you watching?
473
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,704
It's a tape. I bought it
in the hotel gift shop.
474
00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:49,907
Why?
475
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:52,309
It was on sale.
476
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,145
NARRATOR: Truly nature's
most versatile fruit.
477
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,446
Well, Mr. and Mrs. America,
478
00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:58,715
how do you like them apples?
479
00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:01,851
Hey! That's my bit!
480
00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:04,221
[♪]