1 00:00:08,407 --> 00:00:10,142 Hey, honey. You ready? 2 00:00:10,209 --> 00:00:11,143 Yep. 3 00:00:11,210 --> 00:00:12,911 Do me a favor. Take my license. 4 00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:14,345 What for? 5 00:00:14,413 --> 00:00:16,247 In case we want to get a beer 6 00:00:16,315 --> 00:00:17,515 and I have to show my I.D. 7 00:00:17,583 --> 00:00:19,217 Did they raise the drinking age to 36 8 00:00:19,285 --> 00:00:20,886 and not tell me? 9 00:00:20,953 --> 00:00:22,320 Just do it. 10 00:00:22,388 --> 00:00:24,773 And, oh... My lipstick. 11 00:00:24,841 --> 00:00:27,109 Can't you keep this stuff in your purse? 12 00:00:27,176 --> 00:00:28,253 It's a concert in the park. 13 00:00:28,277 --> 00:00:29,421 I don't want to carry a purse. 14 00:00:29,445 --> 00:00:30,472 I don't want to sit on the wet grass 15 00:00:30,496 --> 00:00:31,807 listening to an Abba tribute band, 16 00:00:31,831 --> 00:00:33,531 but we all have our problems. 17 00:00:33,599 --> 00:00:35,083 Can you just, please, thank you. 18 00:00:35,151 --> 00:00:37,352 Oh, and my hair spray. 19 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:39,387 And gum. 20 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:42,057 I'm probably going to need this other lipstick. 21 00:00:42,124 --> 00:00:43,058 And my brush. 22 00:00:43,125 --> 00:00:45,260 And an umbrella in case it rains. 23 00:00:45,328 --> 00:00:47,663 I'm good, I'm good. All right. 24 00:00:47,730 --> 00:00:48,997 Let's go! 25 00:00:49,064 --> 00:00:50,064 Ok. 26 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:34,810 Oh, guy. I'm trying to whip up a batch of mojitos, 27 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:37,546 but I'll need 30 sprigs of fresh mint. 28 00:01:37,614 --> 00:01:39,314 Oh, sprigs of mint? 29 00:01:39,381 --> 00:01:42,350 Out in the garden, next to my artichokes. 30 00:01:42,418 --> 00:01:45,203 When you ask someone to be a bartender for your party, 31 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,772 the least you could do 32 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,007 is give them the proper supplies. 33 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:52,127 I didn't ask you to be bartender. 34 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:55,313 You know what-I can't work like this! 35 00:01:57,016 --> 00:01:59,485 Happy anniversary. 36 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:00,486 Thanks. 37 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:02,187 11 years. That is awesome! 38 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:03,622 Oh, yeah. 39 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:07,225 Easy, Lou. I'm one pizza pocket away from blastoff. 40 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,127 I'm going to check on my mojito. 41 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:10,829 Oh, ok. 42 00:02:10,896 --> 00:02:14,899 So, um... Where's Arthur? 43 00:02:14,967 --> 00:02:15,984 Oh, we caught a break. 44 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,385 One of his old army buddies died, 45 00:02:17,453 --> 00:02:20,055 so he's gone for the week. 46 00:02:21,624 --> 00:02:22,557 What's the matter? 47 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:25,227 Well, he borrowed $70 from me, 48 00:02:25,294 --> 00:02:27,862 and he said he'll pay me back today. 49 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:30,215 Lou, Lou, Lou, that money. 50 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:33,018 She's gone. 51 00:02:36,555 --> 00:02:38,190 Forgot to put out the vegetable platter. 52 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:39,591 Oh, good save, 53 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:43,495 'cause it ain't a party until we get some broccoli chunks. 54 00:02:43,562 --> 00:02:44,830 Think everybody's having fun? 55 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:45,998 Yeah... 56 00:02:46,065 --> 00:02:49,034 Come here for a second. Hon, look. 57 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,802 What? 58 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:54,139 At our wedding we had about 125 guests. 59 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:03,682 11 years later, we have 6. 60 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:06,284 Might want to pull your attitude back a little. 61 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:09,588 Hey, you knew what you were getting into when you married me. 62 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:11,824 And I'll tell you something else, ok? 63 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:14,660 That Carla Ferrigno's rubbing me the wrong way. 64 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,932 Oh, can I have everyone's attention? 65 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,635 Look, it's been a great night, 66 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:26,038 and I think I speak for everyone when we say 67 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:28,473 Doug, Carrie, 68 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:29,975 we love you guys. 69 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,327 Oh, thank you. 70 00:03:32,395 --> 00:03:34,062 And because we do, 71 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:36,515 Deacon and I decided to get you a little something. 72 00:03:36,582 --> 00:03:38,383 No, we said no gifts! 73 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:39,734 Hey, that was you. 74 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:40,802 If anybody's interested, 75 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:43,055 I'm registered at the jerky hut. 76 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,107 For our anniversary, 77 00:03:45,174 --> 00:03:48,160 you guys got us those incredible jazz statues, so... 78 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:49,877 We hope you like it. 79 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:54,682 I told you we should have gotten them something. 80 00:03:54,751 --> 00:03:56,484 It said no gifts on the invite. 81 00:03:56,552 --> 00:03:59,087 I know what it said. Why do I listen to you? 82 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:00,956 Can we not do this here? 83 00:04:15,638 --> 00:04:17,022 Hey... 84 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:20,425 That's us. 85 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:22,227 Yeah. 86 00:04:22,294 --> 00:04:23,495 It's beautiful. 87 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:24,896 What do you think, Carrie? 88 00:04:24,964 --> 00:04:26,765 What do I think? 89 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:29,234 I think... wow! 90 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:33,015 We found this great artist in soho 91 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:34,372 who can take any photograph 92 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,007 and make an oil painting out of it. 93 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:38,060 That's terrific. 94 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:40,912 We were going to get you Omaha steaks, 95 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:42,391 but we figured you eat that, it's gone, 96 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:45,016 but the painting, that's forever. 97 00:04:46,635 --> 00:04:48,236 Actually, I heard red meat 98 00:04:48,304 --> 00:04:50,738 stays in your colon for years. 99 00:04:50,806 --> 00:04:52,591 Again, happy anniversary. 100 00:04:52,658 --> 00:04:55,944 And again, you shouldn't have. 101 00:05:04,019 --> 00:05:06,754 Would you just let it go? 102 00:05:06,822 --> 00:05:08,823 We were in Williams-sonoma, 103 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:10,625 I had a panini grill in my hand, 104 00:05:10,693 --> 00:05:12,394 and you wouldn't let me buy it for them. 105 00:05:12,461 --> 00:05:14,929 For the last time, they said no gifts. 106 00:05:14,997 --> 00:05:17,432 Deacon and Kelly were the only ones that got them anything. 107 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,634 Yes, yes. Because they know how to play the game, 108 00:05:19,702 --> 00:05:21,647 and that's why they're Doug and Carrie's go-to couple. 109 00:05:21,671 --> 00:05:23,838 Go-to couple? 110 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:25,207 That's the couple you call first 111 00:05:25,274 --> 00:05:26,741 when you want to go to a movie 112 00:05:26,809 --> 00:05:28,543 or on a cruise. 113 00:05:28,611 --> 00:05:30,878 There's no reason that can't be us. 114 00:05:30,946 --> 00:05:32,597 Except we're not a couple. 115 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,417 You do know that, right? 116 00:05:35,485 --> 00:05:37,436 Of course I know that. 117 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:39,781 I'm just saying there are weekends when we don't have dates. 118 00:05:39,805 --> 00:05:41,073 It would be nice to do things 119 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:42,273 with Doug and Carrie. 120 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:44,692 Shouldn't we put effort into getting girlfriends? 121 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,246 Have you heard one word I've said? 122 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,501 Ok, now we know. 123 00:05:53,569 --> 00:05:54,802 Lou drinks a little Tequila, 124 00:05:54,871 --> 00:05:57,138 he starts lifting people over his head. 125 00:05:57,206 --> 00:05:59,858 Maybe that's the way big boys blow off steam. 126 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:00,808 I hope Spence is all right. 127 00:06:00,876 --> 00:06:03,478 That ceiling fan was on high. 128 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:08,500 Some surprise, huh? From Deacon and Kelly. 129 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:10,869 Yeah. They're great, great people. 130 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,070 Yeah. 131 00:06:12,137 --> 00:06:14,238 Where do you want to put it? 132 00:06:14,306 --> 00:06:17,593 How about the staten island landfill? 133 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:20,379 Carrie, they're our friends. We got to put it somewhere. 134 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:21,674 Are you kidding me? Look at this. 135 00:06:21,698 --> 00:06:24,032 I got one tiny arm and one huge arm. 136 00:06:26,485 --> 00:06:28,669 I think it's just the angle. 137 00:06:28,737 --> 00:06:29,755 Look at my hands! 138 00:06:29,822 --> 00:06:33,708 That's a chicken foot and that's a catcher's mitt! 139 00:06:33,776 --> 00:06:36,695 Look at me. Look at my forehead. 140 00:06:36,762 --> 00:06:40,482 I want to spray-paint graffiti on it. 141 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:42,016 And what's with the beaver teeth? 142 00:06:42,085 --> 00:06:45,220 Look at those choppers. 143 00:06:45,288 --> 00:06:47,889 At least I can see where they got that from. 144 00:06:47,957 --> 00:06:50,158 What is that supposed to mean? 145 00:06:50,226 --> 00:06:52,861 Nothing. Your teeth are perfect. 146 00:06:52,929 --> 00:06:54,329 Anyway, the point is, 147 00:06:54,396 --> 00:06:56,157 we just got to figure out what to do with this thing. 148 00:06:56,181 --> 00:06:57,983 What we're going to do- 149 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:00,018 we'll put a nail in the wall and hang the picture. 150 00:07:00,085 --> 00:07:01,386 How about this- 151 00:07:01,453 --> 00:07:03,431 we hang it when we know Deacon and Kelly are coming over? 152 00:07:03,455 --> 00:07:04,656 Deacon's here every day. 153 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:06,357 The man's obsessed with me. 154 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:08,042 Then just stick it in the closet 155 00:07:08,110 --> 00:07:09,678 and if anybody asks, 156 00:07:09,745 --> 00:07:11,356 we just haven't found the right place to hang it yet. 157 00:07:11,380 --> 00:07:13,114 Fine. And you know what? 158 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:15,016 You didn't hate my teeth so much 159 00:07:15,084 --> 00:07:17,018 when I had to strip that speaker wire. 160 00:07:23,192 --> 00:07:25,494 What's up, family? You ready to go? 161 00:07:25,561 --> 00:07:27,228 Just finishing up. 162 00:07:27,296 --> 00:07:29,298 So, where'd you put the painting? 163 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:31,099 Uh, look at this- 164 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:32,734 says one bowl has 100 percent 165 00:07:32,802 --> 00:07:36,571 of your daily requirement of riboflavin. 166 00:07:36,639 --> 00:07:38,100 I had three bowls. 167 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,808 So I'm good for the weekend. 168 00:07:40,876 --> 00:07:43,228 That's good, that's good. 169 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,497 Where'd you put the painting? 170 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:47,649 Oh, the-oh, yeah- 171 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,484 here's the thing. 172 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:52,570 Carrie and I-the picture's just so special to us- 173 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:55,140 we're looking for the perfect place 174 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,075 to hang it. 175 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,243 She's got her favorites, I got my favorites. 176 00:07:59,311 --> 00:08:02,113 So, we're just kind of debating 177 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:03,514 and going through the process. 178 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:04,816 That's basically what it is, 179 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:06,350 until you find a perfect spot. 180 00:08:06,418 --> 00:08:09,003 Problem solved. I know the perfect spot. 181 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,878 Ok, a little bit more to the right. 182 00:08:16,946 --> 00:08:18,230 Hey! 183 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:21,483 Hey, car. We got it up! 184 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:25,120 You sure did! 185 00:08:25,187 --> 00:08:26,387 What's going on? 186 00:08:26,455 --> 00:08:27,388 It got away from me. 187 00:08:27,456 --> 00:08:29,391 Left. A little more to the left. 188 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,961 Hey, Deac, babe, you didn't have to do that. 189 00:08:33,029 --> 00:08:34,329 We were going to hire- 190 00:08:34,396 --> 00:08:38,400 hey, hey, hey, that is not how the Palmers roll. 191 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,870 That's not how they roll. 192 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,221 Doug had a great idea 193 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:46,157 to put one of those art lights over it. 194 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:49,828 Did he? Great idea, Doug! 195 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:55,233 Same spot. 196 00:09:03,525 --> 00:09:04,525 What's going on? 197 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:08,163 Deacon came by and put the art light up. 198 00:09:10,532 --> 00:09:12,700 He said that's how they roll. 199 00:09:15,437 --> 00:09:16,604 Are you crying? 200 00:09:16,672 --> 00:09:19,141 No. 201 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:20,208 What's the matter? 202 00:09:20,276 --> 00:09:22,610 Doug, I can't live with this painting. 203 00:09:22,678 --> 00:09:27,132 I am willing to lose them as friends over this. 204 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,766 Forget about the stupid painting. 205 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:31,336 Doug, I can't. I see it in my sleep. 206 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:35,240 When I got to the kitchen, the eyes follow me! 207 00:09:35,307 --> 00:09:37,325 So, poke them out with your giant fingers. 208 00:09:37,393 --> 00:09:39,478 Come on, I'm being serious! 209 00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:41,480 Stop joking! 210 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:44,782 Come on, Carrie. 211 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,218 I know the painting's horrible, 212 00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:48,186 but, you know, 213 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:49,354 you'll get used to it. 214 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,356 No, I won't! 215 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,392 Just like that purple vase that my mom got. 216 00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:54,676 You hated that thing. 217 00:09:54,743 --> 00:09:56,344 I still hate it. 218 00:09:56,411 --> 00:09:57,606 But you don't think about it anymore. 219 00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:00,198 It just blends in with all our other crap. 220 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:04,619 Oh, my God! This arm is bigger. I'm a freak! 221 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,924 Would you stop it? Your arms are perfect. 222 00:10:08,991 --> 00:10:10,192 They are? 223 00:10:10,259 --> 00:10:12,060 Yes. Come on. 224 00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:13,695 It was our anniversary, 225 00:10:13,762 --> 00:10:15,596 and I didn't even give you my present yet. 226 00:10:15,664 --> 00:10:17,098 Ooh, what'd you get me? 227 00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:21,536 It's upstairs... In the bedroom. 228 00:10:21,603 --> 00:10:24,338 Oh, yeah. You know what? 229 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:27,341 I have a gift for you, too, that's upstairs. 230 00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:30,545 Come here, baby. 231 00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:42,451 Actually, I got to go to the garage for a second. 232 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,092 Yeah, take your time, baby. 233 00:10:49,766 --> 00:10:51,466 Ok, what's the big secret 234 00:10:51,534 --> 00:10:53,736 that you couldn't tell us over the phone? 235 00:10:53,803 --> 00:10:55,938 Should I, or do you want to? 236 00:10:56,006 --> 00:10:57,807 Either way. I could. 237 00:10:57,874 --> 00:11:00,576 Hey, Chip and Dale. Spit it out. 238 00:11:01,778 --> 00:11:04,629 Uh, we've decided what we want to give you guys 239 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,231 for your anniversary. 240 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:09,467 Your chef, mol, will prepare a veritable feast 241 00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:11,336 in the comfort of your own home, 242 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,971 while you maitre d'- 243 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:14,639 Danny- 244 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:17,676 will make sure your every need is attended to. 245 00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:19,111 We're going to pass. 246 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,113 But thank you. 247 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,014 Oh, funny. 248 00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:23,498 You didn't have any problem 249 00:11:23,566 --> 00:11:25,034 taking Deacon and Kelly's gift. 250 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:27,336 You like them better than us. Just admit it. 251 00:11:27,403 --> 00:11:29,989 All righty. 252 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:30,806 I told you this was lame. 253 00:11:30,874 --> 00:11:32,657 It's not lame! Listen, guys, 254 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,259 you got to let us get you something. 255 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:37,229 Something that will top Deacon and Kelly's gift. 256 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,950 Why don't you push us down some stairs? 257 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:43,335 What? 258 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,270 You don't like the painting? 259 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,206 We hate that thing. 260 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,474 That's too bad! 261 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,477 You want to get us something. 262 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,679 I've got the perfect gift. 263 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,381 Will you hurry up? 264 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,892 Should have robbed this house 45 minutes ago. 265 00:11:56,916 --> 00:12:00,052 I had to get my allergy shot. 266 00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:02,287 We're not stealing a cat! 267 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,358 All right, so, how do you want to do this? 268 00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:07,760 You steal, I ransack? 269 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,329 I really had my heart set on ransacking. 270 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,514 Fine, you ransack, I'll steal. 271 00:12:12,582 --> 00:12:14,833 Wait, wait. Carrie gave us a list of Doug's stuff 272 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,201 she wants us to take. 273 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,607 Gray sweatpants, torn in the back. 274 00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:24,610 Everything in his underwear drawer. 275 00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:27,045 And his Mr. French fry machine. All right. Fine. 276 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,781 Ok, cool. 277 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,916 What are you doing? They know it's us. 278 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,251 I want to set the mood. 279 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,636 How does wearing a ski mask- 280 00:12:33,703 --> 00:12:35,554 I want to wear the mask! 281 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,490 I'm wearing the mask! 282 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,359 Ok. 283 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,778 Look, I'm sorry, all right? 284 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,280 It's... it's just my process. 285 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:46,348 All right, fine. 286 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,871 Great, they're back! What? 287 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,439 Just hurry up. Take the painting! 288 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:55,774 Hurry! 289 00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:57,159 It's stuck! 290 00:12:57,227 --> 00:12:59,644 We're never going to be their go-to couple! 291 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,164 Wait, wait, wait! 292 00:13:02,231 --> 00:13:03,249 Mr. French fry machine. 293 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,316 Oh, yeah. 294 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:11,573 Oh, my God! 295 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:15,794 What? 296 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,465 What? 297 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,033 We've been robbed! 298 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,636 What makes you say that? 299 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:28,691 The couch pillow! It's on the floor! 300 00:13:28,758 --> 00:13:31,894 They were probably looking for loose change. 301 00:13:31,961 --> 00:13:33,862 Oh, God... oh, God! 302 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:35,547 They probably just wrecked the place. 303 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,982 They didn't take anything. 304 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,166 Guys, look. 305 00:13:39,268 --> 00:13:40,602 Not the painting. 306 00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,738 Damn it to hell! 307 00:13:43,807 --> 00:13:45,007 Damn! 308 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,626 What kind of animal would do that? 309 00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,628 An animal with great taste. 310 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,903 I guess you guys should call the police or something? 311 00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:58,987 What's the difference? 312 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:02,124 It's probably halfway to Mexico by now. 313 00:14:02,192 --> 00:14:04,243 You know what? We will. 314 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:05,477 We just need a little time. 315 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,266 Alone. 316 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,635 Oh, sure. Ok. 317 00:14:13,703 --> 00:14:15,236 Call us if you need anything 318 00:14:15,304 --> 00:14:16,304 or hear anything. 319 00:14:16,372 --> 00:14:17,839 We will, we will. 320 00:14:17,907 --> 00:14:18,907 Take care, guys. 321 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,042 Ok. Yeah. 322 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:28,900 It's gone! What a relief! Awesome. 323 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,301 We should celebrate. 324 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,838 Good idea. You break open a bottle of wine, 325 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,940 I'll whip us up some French fries. 326 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,493 Oh, my God! 327 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,016 You said this would work! 328 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,150 I thought it would. 329 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,695 I didn't know they'd stage a fake robbery. 330 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,186 Well, they did. 331 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,221 God, I've been living a nightmare 332 00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:51,657 ever since our anniversary. 333 00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:59,848 Happy anniversary! 334 00:14:59,915 --> 00:15:02,117 We knew you guys liked jazz, so... 335 00:15:02,185 --> 00:15:03,719 What do you think? 336 00:15:03,787 --> 00:15:07,539 I think... wow. 337 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,991 We got them in Harlem. 338 00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:11,459 Really? 339 00:15:11,527 --> 00:15:13,795 So, where you going to put it? 340 00:15:13,863 --> 00:15:14,863 Oh, I don't know. 341 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,414 I don't want to put them anywhere 342 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:17,683 until we find the right place. 343 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,984 Yeah, just right. 344 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,335 I got the exact right place. 345 00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:22,137 How about right here, huh? 346 00:15:22,205 --> 00:15:23,906 Bang! Ha! 347 00:15:27,377 --> 00:15:29,711 You said, let's get them a really bad gift. 348 00:15:29,779 --> 00:15:30,912 They'll say they hate it, 349 00:15:30,981 --> 00:15:32,421 we can say we hate the jazz figurine, 350 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,816 everyone laughs and goes home happy. 351 00:15:34,884 --> 00:15:36,718 I know what I said. I'm the one who said it. 352 00:15:36,786 --> 00:15:38,770 Wouldn't it have been easier to say 353 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,405 we hate your jazz guys? 354 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:41,990 Doug and Carrie are our best friends. 355 00:15:42,058 --> 00:15:43,769 They went to a lot of trouble to get us those. 356 00:15:43,793 --> 00:15:45,777 Those things are racist! 357 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:49,131 They're not racist. They're just... bad. 358 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:52,768 So, what's next, genius? 359 00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:59,008 So, this girl at work walks in 360 00:15:59,075 --> 00:16:01,776 wearing the same shoes I bought the day before. 361 00:16:01,844 --> 00:16:03,595 I can key her car, right? 362 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,231 Shoes, no. Same haircut, yeah. 363 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,883 Oh... note to self- 364 00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:09,995 next time I go to super cuts, 365 00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:13,021 don't get the Kelly. 366 00:16:13,088 --> 00:16:16,141 So, uh, any news on the robbery? 367 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,942 What? No. 368 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,544 No... no. 369 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,679 Come on, honey. Don't go there. 370 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,382 It's just been hard. It's hard. 371 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,151 It's very hard. 372 00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,019 We figured that. 373 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,522 Which is why we made another trip 374 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,723 back to soho! 375 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,328 You did not get us another one! 376 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,279 I think we did! 377 00:16:37,347 --> 00:16:38,696 No! You didn't! 378 00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,548 Happy anniversary! 379 00:16:40,616 --> 00:16:43,985 Whoa! Whoa... lookit. 380 00:16:44,054 --> 00:16:46,255 We should probably check on the boys. 381 00:16:46,322 --> 00:16:48,390 You four talk amongst yourselves, all right? 382 00:16:52,362 --> 00:16:54,179 I can't believe it! 383 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:55,614 I kind of like it. 384 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,983 My big arm is bigger, my eyes look like raisins! 385 00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:00,852 You like raisins. 386 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,070 Oh, you know what? 387 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,832 You just like it because the painter did something 388 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,890 to make you look handsome. 389 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,459 You mean like this? 390 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,296 Doug, I am telling you right now, 391 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,342 you better tell Deacon and Kelly we don't like this 392 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,299 or I swear, 393 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,368 I am calling a divorce lawyer tomorrow. 394 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,969 11 years. We had a good run, didn't we? 395 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,037 Not that good. 396 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:20,339 I was being polite! 397 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,572 I told you. 398 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,474 We just had to turn them against each other. 399 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,120 That's where we went wrong the first time. 400 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,344 It seems to be working. 401 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,346 Let's bring this baby home. 402 00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:29,948 So, who's ready for pie? 403 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:32,601 Actually, we're gonna get going. 404 00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:34,936 Uh, but, you know what? 405 00:17:35,004 --> 00:17:37,539 Doug does have something to say to you guys. 406 00:17:38,374 --> 00:17:40,626 Uh, yeah, thank you for dinner. 407 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,862 And the picture is awesome. 408 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,131 That's it. I'm out of bullets. 409 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,284 We hate the jazz statues. 410 00:17:49,351 --> 00:17:50,452 What? 411 00:17:50,519 --> 00:17:51,553 It's true. We hate them. 412 00:17:51,621 --> 00:17:53,238 Are you serious? 413 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,706 We got them in Harlem. 414 00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:55,940 I know. 415 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:59,611 You tell us every time you come over here. 416 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,580 Oh, wait a minute. 417 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,916 So, the painting was some kind of payback? 418 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:05,767 No. No, no- 419 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,786 we were just trying to find a nice way 420 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,555 to bring up the topic of crappy gifts. 421 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:15,260 Nice? I have nightmares about this painting! 422 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,429 Well, these scare our kids. 423 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:20,532 Oh, do they? Boo-hoo. 424 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,833 I'll tell you what, girl. 425 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,668 You hate them so much, 426 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:24,936 they are out of your lie. 427 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:25,937 Thank you. 428 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,672 You're very welcome, miss. 429 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,460 'Cause we have plenty of other black friends 430 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,660 that would love this. 431 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,985 Let's go tell the kids the good news. 432 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:50,128 Ok... which one is it, truth or dare? 433 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:51,129 Truth. 434 00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,764 Ok, here we go. 435 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:56,201 What was your most embarrassing kiss? 436 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:59,087 Um... this stays here, right? 437 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,976 There was this counselor at math camp... 438 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,328 Now can I call Deacon and Kelly? 439 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,030 Run, baby, run. 440 00:19:08,097 --> 00:19:09,831 Settling into my bunk... 441 00:19:11,669 --> 00:19:13,102 One more time. 442 00:19:13,170 --> 00:19:14,636 Honey, come on, please. 443 00:19:14,704 --> 00:19:15,704 I have to start dinner. 444 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,540 I really think I can take you this time. 445 00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:19,775 Ok. 446 00:19:21,111 --> 00:19:22,044 Ready? 447 00:19:22,112 --> 00:19:23,045 Yeah. 448 00:19:23,113 --> 00:19:24,113 Go. Go! 449 00:19:29,353 --> 00:19:30,102 Son of a mother. 450 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,755 I tried to go over the top on you.