1 00:00:12,428 --> 00:00:13,879 Oh, leave it. 2 00:00:13,946 --> 00:00:15,296 What was it? 3 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:17,215 A special on the aztec ruins. 4 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:18,851 Unless it's boobs or football, 5 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:21,620 I ain't slowing down. 6 00:00:23,322 --> 00:00:25,023 It's actually very fascinating. 7 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:26,625 Give it up, Spence. 8 00:00:26,692 --> 00:00:27,932 We're not spending our vacation 9 00:00:27,994 --> 00:00:29,828 on an archeological dig. 10 00:00:29,896 --> 00:00:32,497 We have to decide some place to go. 11 00:00:32,565 --> 00:00:34,949 How about Brokeback Mountain? 12 00:00:40,122 --> 00:00:42,707 Look, I have an airline companion ticket. 13 00:00:42,775 --> 00:00:44,943 It expires if I don't use it in two weeks. 14 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:46,878 We should be using it to go to Vegas. 15 00:00:46,946 --> 00:00:48,880 So I can watch you lose our redecorating money? 16 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:50,949 No, thanks. 17 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:52,067 You know what, guys? 18 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:53,968 It's getting late and this whole conversation 19 00:00:54,037 --> 00:00:56,704 is making me feel... Bad inside. 20 00:00:56,772 --> 00:00:58,173 So, uh, come on. 21 00:00:58,241 --> 00:00:59,756 You're kicking us out? 22 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:01,580 Not physically. That would be a hate crime. 23 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:02,995 Come on. 24 00:01:09,168 --> 00:01:10,836 I thought you were going to sleep. 25 00:01:10,903 --> 00:01:12,788 Oh, yeah. I'm just reading. 26 00:01:12,855 --> 00:01:15,774 Biography of Eleanor Roosevelt. 27 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:19,845 Wow. You got to float that by me when you're done. 28 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:46,037 What are you doing? 29 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:49,124 Saying my prayers. 30 00:01:49,191 --> 00:01:51,392 Doug, how many times have I asked you 31 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:52,894 not to eat in bed? 32 00:01:52,962 --> 00:01:55,330 I'm sorry, and out of respect for you, 33 00:01:55,398 --> 00:01:56,798 I tried to hide it. 34 00:01:56,865 --> 00:01:57,865 I'm serious. 35 00:01:57,917 --> 00:01:59,684 Look, you got Poppy seeds all over the bed. 36 00:01:59,752 --> 00:02:01,119 First of all, 37 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:04,256 there are no Poppy seeds on a Doug Heffernan sandwich, and... 38 00:02:04,323 --> 00:02:06,591 Those are moving. 39 00:02:13,048 --> 00:02:15,049 Ok... 40 00:02:15,117 --> 00:02:17,552 Well, I checked the bedroom. 41 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:18,853 Great news. 42 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:20,322 Oh, thank God. 43 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,457 Let me finish. 44 00:02:22,525 --> 00:02:25,010 Great news if you love bedbugs. 45 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:28,080 'Cause you got a crap load full of them. 46 00:02:29,332 --> 00:02:31,466 Bedbugs? Really? Is that a real thing? 47 00:02:31,534 --> 00:02:34,686 There's a lot of myths about bedbugs, 48 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,922 but one thing's for certain- 49 00:02:36,989 --> 00:02:41,927 they're as disease-ridden as a one-eyed whore. 50 00:02:41,994 --> 00:02:44,645 I told you not to eat in bed. 51 00:02:44,713 --> 00:02:46,531 That's another myth about bedbugs. 52 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:49,400 They're not food scavengers. They feed off human blood. 53 00:02:49,468 --> 00:02:51,402 Take a look at how engorged that bad boy is. 54 00:02:51,470 --> 00:02:52,938 Oh, my God. 55 00:02:53,005 --> 00:02:55,223 Looks like the guy that bit me last night. 56 00:02:55,291 --> 00:02:56,741 Ooh, where'd he get you? 57 00:02:56,809 --> 00:02:57,859 Right in the leg. 58 00:02:57,926 --> 00:03:00,695 Let's have a little look-see. 59 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:03,948 I'm actually... I'm good. 60 00:03:04,016 --> 00:03:05,316 Scooch up those pants. 61 00:03:05,384 --> 00:03:07,819 Come on, chop, chop. There we go. 62 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:15,127 Ok... 63 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:20,999 So, how's it looking down there? 64 00:03:21,066 --> 00:03:22,867 I do not like the look of that mole. 65 00:03:22,935 --> 00:03:23,969 Ok, you know what? 66 00:03:24,053 --> 00:03:27,255 How about the bug bite? What about the bite? 67 00:03:27,322 --> 00:03:30,976 Well, it's odd. It's one of the larger strains, 68 00:03:31,043 --> 00:03:33,011 usually found in more humid climates. 69 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:34,962 Have you guys been down to the Caribbean 70 00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:36,047 or Florida recently? 71 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:37,182 No. 72 00:03:37,249 --> 00:03:39,484 Your dad was. 73 00:03:39,551 --> 00:03:40,885 That's right. 74 00:03:40,953 --> 00:03:42,553 He stayed at that motel in boynton beach. 75 00:03:42,621 --> 00:03:43,821 Think he got it from there? 76 00:03:43,889 --> 00:03:45,940 Did he bring anything back from the motel, 77 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:48,309 like a towel or a washcloth? 78 00:03:48,377 --> 00:03:51,162 No, but he did bring back a set of sheets! 79 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:57,535 Yep. And a lamp. 80 00:03:59,205 --> 00:04:00,905 Bingo. Where is he now? 81 00:04:00,973 --> 00:04:03,774 I'd like to give his body a once-over. 82 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,428 I'm guessing you wouldn't. 83 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,630 Actually, he's on another vacation. 84 00:04:08,698 --> 00:04:10,949 So, how can we take care of this? 85 00:04:11,016 --> 00:04:13,568 Well, you call your friendly, qualified exterminator 86 00:04:13,636 --> 00:04:16,404 to kick some bedbug arse. 87 00:04:16,472 --> 00:04:18,589 What's that going to cost us? 88 00:04:18,657 --> 00:04:21,159 Let's see. Two floors, the basement. 89 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:23,928 Carry the 2. Boom-boom-diddy-bop... 90 00:04:23,996 --> 00:04:27,065 Uh, you're looking at about 11 hundred. 91 00:04:27,132 --> 00:04:28,933 No, I'm looking in the yellow pages 92 00:04:29,001 --> 00:04:30,434 under "cheaper bug guy." 93 00:04:30,502 --> 00:04:32,353 Doug. 94 00:04:33,589 --> 00:04:36,441 Doug, how are we going to get rid of these bugs? 95 00:04:36,508 --> 00:04:39,177 Would you let me handle it? I'll handle it, ok? 96 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:41,479 Yeah. We're good. Thanks. 97 00:04:41,547 --> 00:04:43,615 Ok, well, good luck, folks. 98 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,016 Sleep tight and... 99 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:47,785 I think you know the rest. 100 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,524 If we share a hotel room, 101 00:04:53,592 --> 00:04:55,560 it's not going to cost you a cent. 102 00:04:55,627 --> 00:04:56,655 Look, we spend a couple hours 103 00:04:56,679 --> 00:04:58,212 on the dig in the morning, 104 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,799 then after that, it's a total party scene. 105 00:05:00,866 --> 00:05:03,501 We can get totally wasted. 106 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:06,470 Mom, just think about it, ok? 107 00:05:08,291 --> 00:05:10,642 Now can we go to Vegas? No. 108 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:12,193 I want to go to the aztec ruins. 109 00:05:12,261 --> 00:05:14,061 We got to decide this somehow. 110 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:15,863 Rock, paper, scissors. 111 00:05:15,931 --> 00:05:17,732 No, you always throw late. 112 00:05:17,799 --> 00:05:21,369 That's how we ended up with those mama's family DVDs. 113 00:05:21,437 --> 00:05:24,038 How about we play trivial pursuit? 114 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:27,876 No way. You know too many... things. 115 00:05:27,944 --> 00:05:30,945 That's like me saying, let's wrestle for it. 116 00:05:31,013 --> 00:05:31,946 Ok. 117 00:05:32,014 --> 00:05:33,014 What? 118 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:35,434 Let's wrestle for it. 119 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:36,968 Fine. 120 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:38,236 Good. 121 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:43,275 I'll give you a couple days to train. 122 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:51,549 Ok, baby, let's go. 123 00:05:51,617 --> 00:05:53,918 I got to wait for my hot pocket. 124 00:05:53,986 --> 00:05:56,621 What? Honey, I just set off the bug bomb. 125 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,056 I said I was going to do it. 126 00:05:58,124 --> 00:05:59,291 How long will that take? 127 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:00,709 I got two more minutes. 128 00:06:00,776 --> 00:06:02,960 In 30 seconds, there will be pesticide everywhere. 129 00:06:03,028 --> 00:06:04,996 Why do you have to have a hot pocket now? 130 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:06,164 I have a problem, ok? 131 00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:08,866 Now's not the time to remind me. 132 00:06:08,934 --> 00:06:10,385 Just hurry up, all right, babe? 133 00:06:30,005 --> 00:06:31,172 Come on! 134 00:07:01,605 --> 00:07:02,738 So, I just got off the phone 135 00:07:02,773 --> 00:07:03,906 with the Republic motel 136 00:07:03,974 --> 00:07:05,941 to complain that they gave my dad bedbugs. 137 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,275 To apologize, 138 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:10,212 they're sending over vouchers for one week's free stay. 139 00:07:10,279 --> 00:07:11,596 Idiots... 140 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,365 That's like when I found the nasal strip 141 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:15,968 in my chili at the diner. 142 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:19,071 They gave me two free bowls of chili. 143 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:22,040 Only difference is we're not going to that infested motel 144 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,376 and you ate all that chili. 145 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:27,212 And most of the nasal strip. 146 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,182 Again, I thought it was bacon. 147 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:32,851 Good night, baby. 148 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:35,954 Whoa. Aren't you, uh... 149 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:37,556 Forgetting something? 150 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:38,924 What? 151 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:40,459 How about a thank you 152 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:41,704 for saving us 11 hundred bucks 153 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:43,962 with my brilliant bug bomb idea? 154 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:46,798 Oh, yeah. Thank you, baby. 155 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:53,171 Well, thank you for rocking my world. 156 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:03,115 Doug, I said not tonight. 157 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:04,483 What? 158 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:06,418 Stop tickling my leg. 159 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,787 I'm nowhere near you. 160 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:13,492 Aaahhh... yuck! 161 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,227 They're back! 162 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:21,133 You and your brilliant bug bomb idea! 163 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,035 You had to cheap-out, right? 164 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:25,837 It was your stinking dad who brought them here in the first place. 165 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:28,224 Like your parents are so clean? 166 00:08:28,291 --> 00:08:31,693 They are. You can eat off my parents. 167 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,313 Oh, my God. Are they in my hair? 168 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:36,815 By the way, you've made your share of stupid decisions. 169 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:38,650 I can think of one right now. 170 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:43,455 So, you want to be alone? Well, you got it, sister, 171 00:08:43,522 --> 00:08:44,917 because I ain't sleeping here tonight. 172 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:45,874 Where are you going? 173 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:47,876 Deacon's. Yeah, so sleep tight. 174 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,078 And you know the rest! 175 00:09:00,089 --> 00:09:03,458 Hey, man. What's going on? 176 00:09:03,526 --> 00:09:06,078 Carrie and I are in the middle of this whole thing, 177 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,113 so can I crash on your couch? 178 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,298 Yeah. Well... 179 00:09:10,366 --> 00:09:12,050 Tell him no. 180 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:13,919 Here's the thing. 181 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:16,088 Carrie called and told us about... 182 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:17,288 Your problem. 183 00:09:17,356 --> 00:09:18,440 Damn it! 184 00:09:18,507 --> 00:09:21,443 Listen, man, I'm clean! You got to believe me! I'm clean! 185 00:09:21,511 --> 00:09:23,695 Hold on. 186 00:09:25,915 --> 00:09:26,965 Let's let him stay. 187 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,701 I don't want him near the kids. 188 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:30,936 He can take his clothes off in the hallway. 189 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:34,105 You really want him doing that? 190 00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:36,175 I can't throw him out in the street. 191 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,910 Look, he says he's clean. 192 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:40,445 Look. 193 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,035 Morning. Morning. 194 00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:13,795 Oh, Lisa, those are nice earrings. Are they new? 195 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,747 Please don't touch me. 196 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:18,883 What's going on? 197 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:21,036 Did Doug call you? 198 00:10:21,104 --> 00:10:22,521 No. 199 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:25,824 He sent a mass e-mail. 200 00:10:29,779 --> 00:10:32,281 No, Frederick. We'll wait for the next one. 201 00:10:32,348 --> 00:10:33,548 What's wrong, grandma? 202 00:10:33,616 --> 00:10:35,050 Come, Frederick. Now. 203 00:10:35,118 --> 00:10:38,270 Keep walking, grandmama. 204 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:39,505 That's right, I got bedbugs. 205 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,273 Who wants some, huh? What's up? 206 00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,858 Hey. Hey. 207 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:02,594 All right, he's here. Now we can get started. 208 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:04,663 Get started with what? 209 00:11:05,715 --> 00:11:10,501 I told you guys I'm not giving you a tandem massage. 210 00:11:10,569 --> 00:11:12,438 No, no, no-we still can't decide 211 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,906 where to go on vacation, 212 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:14,983 so we're wrestling for it. 213 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,608 We need you to ref. 214 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,260 I don't know anything about wrestling. 215 00:11:18,328 --> 00:11:20,078 Call "match" when you see 216 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:21,446 one of us pin the other. 217 00:11:21,513 --> 00:11:22,958 And make sure there's no illegal stuff 218 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,383 like low-blows or eye-gouging, 219 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:26,451 all right? 220 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:37,813 Can I gouge my own eyes out? 221 00:11:37,881 --> 00:11:40,431 All-righty, let's do this! 222 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:45,436 You are in for a greco-Roman pounding, my friend. 223 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,339 You guys got anything to eat? 224 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,676 Yeah, leftover Chinese. 225 00:12:07,744 --> 00:12:10,211 Second shelf, towards the back. 226 00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:13,298 Soda's in the door. 227 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:25,177 You know, this mu shu's really good. 228 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,284 Where did you get it from? 229 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:27,913 Szechuan village. 230 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,600 I got to remember that. 231 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:34,636 Where are you guys at, wrestling-wise? 232 00:12:34,704 --> 00:12:38,957 I'm about to make my move right now. 233 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:43,362 Yeah. That's if your move is to submit to me. 234 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,431 That's it. Pin! 235 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,700 It's my kids' bedtime. 236 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,201 I'll check on you guys tomorrow. 237 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,537 Come on, man. You can't go. 238 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,038 We need a ref. 239 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,240 Otherwise, this doesn't look right. 240 00:13:00,165 --> 00:13:01,029 I don't understand. 241 00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:02,881 I bug-bombed the whole house. 242 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,683 Bug-bombed? 243 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,403 That's like the worst thing you can do. 244 00:13:08,471 --> 00:13:11,907 All that stuff does is make them horny. 245 00:13:14,911 --> 00:13:18,263 I should have used some of that on her, huh? 246 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,568 You can still get rid of them, right? 247 00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,803 Oh, yeah. Don't worry. 248 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:28,006 I've got a very special pesticide 249 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,108 for infestations like this. 250 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,776 I can't tell you its name, 251 00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:35,297 but you can only get it in Korea. 252 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,584 So, it's 11 hundred, right? 253 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,151 Oh, God, no. 254 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,088 That was before you organized this little love-in here. 255 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:46,841 No, uh... it's going to be at least 25 hundred. 256 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:47,943 25 hundred? 257 00:13:48,011 --> 00:13:49,011 I want you to kill them, 258 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,146 not send them to private school. 259 00:13:51,214 --> 00:13:52,981 Ok, stop. 260 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,416 We will pay it, all right? 261 00:13:55,484 --> 00:13:57,686 Just get rid of them. 262 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,387 How long is it going to take? 263 00:13:59,455 --> 00:14:02,524 Well, if I get started right away 264 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,126 and work all night- 265 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,848 I could probably have you bug free by the morning. 266 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:13,218 So, we got to sleep downstairs, huh? 267 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,703 Not unless you have a protective bubble. 268 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,672 And if you're blinking at 25 hundred, 269 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:18,941 I'm guessing you don't. 270 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,595 I'll let you two pack. 271 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,482 Where are we going to go? 272 00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:29,817 I guess we could stay at a hotel. 273 00:14:29,885 --> 00:14:31,753 What's $200 more on your bill. 274 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,888 I don't have to stay in a hotel. 275 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,284 I don't have to stay in a hotel, either. 276 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,608 So, what do you suggest? 277 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,444 Well, my dad always said, 278 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,946 if I married you I'd wind up sleeping in a car, 279 00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:44,082 and... 280 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:47,902 So, you, uh... 281 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,604 You want to, uh... 282 00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,639 Oh, my God. You're kidding me, right? 283 00:14:51,707 --> 00:14:53,474 I don't know. 284 00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:55,076 When this Jeep's a-rockin', 285 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,045 do not come knockin'. 286 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,014 All right. Good night, hon. 287 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:07,372 There's a man staring at us. 288 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:11,576 Ooh. Good call on the not getting naked. 289 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,512 Hey. 290 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,682 Wow. Looks pretty roomy. 291 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,016 Do I know you? 292 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,919 Oh, sorry. I'm Phil Hauser. 293 00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,153 I live down the street. 294 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:24,689 All right. 295 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,840 My daughter Emily sold you 296 00:15:25,908 --> 00:15:28,376 all those girl scout cookies last year. 297 00:15:28,444 --> 00:15:30,111 You bought so many thin mints, 298 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:33,348 to whole troop was able to go to Busch Gardens. 299 00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,150 That's great. You know- 300 00:15:35,217 --> 00:15:37,885 I never got my coconut clusters. 301 00:15:37,954 --> 00:15:40,288 Well, that's not ok. 302 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,791 Give me your number. I'll get back to you. 303 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,444 You have a pen? 304 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,545 Um... no, sorry. 305 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,093 I've got one in the glove compartment. 306 00:15:49,131 --> 00:15:50,731 Stop... stop! 307 00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:52,033 What? 308 00:15:52,101 --> 00:15:53,368 You know what? 309 00:15:53,436 --> 00:15:55,570 We are in our bedroom right now, ok? 310 00:15:55,637 --> 00:15:57,572 Do we come to your bedroom talking cookies? 311 00:15:57,639 --> 00:15:59,640 No, we don't. 312 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,778 Finish up your business, snowflake. 313 00:16:03,846 --> 00:16:06,047 We're going. 314 00:16:06,115 --> 00:16:08,283 Great. 315 00:16:08,351 --> 00:16:09,784 You want to know the chances 316 00:16:09,852 --> 00:16:11,620 of me seeing those coconut clusters? 317 00:16:11,687 --> 00:16:13,054 Goose egg. 318 00:16:14,123 --> 00:16:15,457 All right, you know what? 319 00:16:15,525 --> 00:16:17,025 My back is killing me, 320 00:16:17,092 --> 00:16:18,092 people are staring at us, 321 00:16:18,161 --> 00:16:19,204 we'll never get to sleep here. 322 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,529 What do you want to do? 323 00:16:20,596 --> 00:16:23,097 Let's just go some place to kill some time until morning. 324 00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,700 Fine... oh, boy. 325 00:16:25,768 --> 00:16:26,701 What? 326 00:16:26,769 --> 00:16:28,036 Don't panic, 327 00:16:28,103 --> 00:16:31,306 but I think Pete's spraying the living room in your bra. 328 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:29,981 Look at this. 329 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,038 Drinking, staying out all night- 330 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,420 really takes me back to my junior college days. 331 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:39,691 Oh, yeah? All 12 of them? 332 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:40,504 12 more than you. 333 00:17:40,529 --> 00:17:42,628 Just shut up. Get me some more peanuts, please. 334 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,964 Can we get some more peanuts? 335 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,365 Hello! 336 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,301 Can't you see the man is busy doing scratch-offs? 337 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,203 Here, take mine. Thank you. 338 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,273 I'm Mike, and that's my wife Nancy. 339 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,607 Oh, hey. Doug and Carrie. 340 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,910 You guys look like you've had a wild night. 341 00:17:57,978 --> 00:17:59,338 You should have seen us an hour ago. 342 00:17:59,362 --> 00:18:02,932 We really raised the roof at rite-aid, right, babe? 343 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,617 I hope that blood pressure machine wasn't accurate, 344 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:09,322 because if it was I got to make a call. 345 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:12,124 Anyway, we're just killing some time. 346 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,960 We're getting some work done on our house. 347 00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:15,828 Oh, I hear that. 348 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,097 We just put a hot tub in our backyard. 349 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,231 Took forever. 350 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,933 But it was worth it. 351 00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:22,868 Oh, yeah. 352 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,755 Last call! Closing time! 353 00:18:25,822 --> 00:18:28,156 It was nice meeting you guys. 354 00:18:28,224 --> 00:18:30,959 Listen, no reason the night has to end here. 355 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,761 What do you mean? 356 00:18:32,829 --> 00:18:34,446 Why don't you guys come 357 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,981 and hang out at our place? 358 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:39,050 I'll open a bottle of wine, get the hot tub going- 359 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,386 I'm just saying- 360 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,288 I think the four of us 361 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,890 could have a pretty good time. 362 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,299 I don't know. 363 00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:56,218 Well, think about it. 364 00:18:56,286 --> 00:18:58,520 I'm going to take care of our tab. 365 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:04,559 Well, let's go, baby. Come on. 366 00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:08,214 Are you kidding me? 367 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,116 What? Doug, they have a house. 368 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,919 And where I come from, that's better than a Jeep. 369 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:17,573 Carrie, I'm pretty sure they want to swing with us. 370 00:19:17,641 --> 00:19:19,825 So what? We get in the hot tub, 371 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,627 and then we go-ugh- 372 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,829 we're too tired to swing tonight, 373 00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:26,265 and then we're in their guest bedroom, no big deal. 374 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,850 It's never going to work. 375 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,785 Did you see the way she was eye-balling me? 376 00:19:29,853 --> 00:19:32,488 She wants this! 377 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,508 You know what? 378 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,576 I am willing to roll the dice on that one. 379 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:38,844 Ok, let's go. 380 00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:39,712 Come on. 381 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,197 Great. With all your whining, 382 00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,933 they closed the deal with another couple now! 383 00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:47,403 What are we doing here? 384 00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:49,771 You know what, baby? You're right. 385 00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:51,340 I need to sleep. 386 00:19:51,408 --> 00:19:52,648 I'm just sick of you right now. 387 00:19:52,675 --> 00:19:54,476 I'm so sick of you, too. 388 00:19:54,544 --> 00:19:56,545 Why don't I call Pete, 389 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,280 the bug guy, and see if he's done. 390 00:19:58,348 --> 00:20:00,082 That's a good idea. 391 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:04,469 Hey, Pete, hi, it's Carrie. 392 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,338 Are you done yet? 393 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,707 What? 394 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,243 How long will it take you to find the queen? 395 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,646 Oh, my-ok-good-bye. 396 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,514 He said it's going to be another 3 days. 397 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,784 3 days! 398 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,320 Now we got to pay more money for a hotel! 399 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,204 Actually, you know what? 400 00:20:22,272 --> 00:20:24,122 We have those free vouchers 401 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,024 for the motel my dad stayed at. 402 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:29,828 If you want to drive to Florida. 403 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,863 I don't... 404 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,699 But I know someone who will. 405 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,001 How great did this work out? 406 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,302 You got to gamble, 407 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,905 I got to excavate a native American campground. 408 00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:41,306 Everybody wins. 409 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:44,109 Yeah, we really have Doug and Carrie to thank for this one. 410 00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:45,678 We sure do. 411 00:21:05,868 --> 00:21:07,536 This is actually pretty nice. 412 00:21:07,561 --> 00:21:08,628 Yeah. 413 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,557 Hey, what do you think they do with those mats? 414 00:21:14,624 --> 00:21:18,961 I don't know, but don't walk on them barefoot.