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Darling, have you
seen my passport?

2
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I'm leaving soon, and I
really should have it.

3
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Dad, you're goin' to New Jersey.

4
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Still, border crossings are
nothing to be taken lightly.

5
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I'm afraid I learned
that the hard way.

6
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I think it's sweet that you
visit mom's grave every year.

7
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I can't believe
it's been 20 years.

8
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I know, and it's a
shame she never saw

9
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what a beautiful young
woman you've become.

10
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Thank you, dad.

11
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As always, I'll send her
your warmest regards.

12
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You know, actually,
I think I'm gonna-

13
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I'm gonna come with
you this time.

14
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Why? You-you-you never come.

15
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I know. Well, I was a
teenager when she died,

16
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and I think I was angry at her
for leaving me without a mother,

17
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especially when I had to
go bra shopping with you.

18
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In retrospect, I
should've let you

19
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go into the dressing
room by yourself.

20
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Anyway, I'll see you on Monday.

21
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Dad, I said I'm gonna
come with you.

22
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You can't!

23
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Why not?

24
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I, uh...

25
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I'm staying with
your Uncle Chester,

26
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and he likes to walk
around in the nude.

27
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I won't have you see that again!

28
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Then we'll stay in a motel.

29
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Just give me a half
hour to get packed.

30
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Hey, babe, listen,

31
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I'm going up to new
Jersey with my father

32
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to visit my mom's grave
for the weekend.

33
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You're gonna be gone
the whole weekend?

34
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All right, you know what?

35
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Could you at least pretend
you're gonna miss me?

36
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Of course I'm gonna miss you.
I am. Ok?

37
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Which one of these goes
better with steak-ums?

38
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Um, I really don't know.

39
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I'm really intrigued by
these "flamin' hot" ones,

40
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but I hear if you eat the whole
bag, your tongue gets swollen.

41
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My manager just told me
to stack the bean dip.

42
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Hey, you know you're gonna get
'em both, so why the dance?

43
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Ray! I can't believe it!

44
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Hey, man! What's it
been, like, 2 years?

45
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At least. Yeah.

46
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What do we do? Do we shake?
You don't hug, right?

47
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I do. With some people, I do.
Yeah.

48
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All right. Cool.

49
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What are you doing here?

50
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You're not the only
one who eats, man.

51
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What do you got goin' on here?

52
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Uh, a log of salami,
chips, and cheese.

53
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I guess you're not buyin' into the
whole cholesterol thing, huh?

54
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Oh, I'm buyin' into it.

55
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I just want to see how high
I can get the numbers.

56
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So, what have you been up to?

57
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Nothin'. You know, they're
doin' the floors at my house,

58
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so Debra took the
kids to Connecticut,

59
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and I'm sleepin' at my mom's.

60
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Oh, my God. That
sounds like fun.

61
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Yeah. Well, it's been a while

62
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since I woke up covered
in vicks vaporub.

63
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Yeah, I hear that.

64
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Hey, you know what?

65
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Carrie's out with her
dad this whole weekend.

66
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She's gone. Why don't you
just crash at my place?

67
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It'll be fun.

68
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Yeah? Yeah!

69
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Think about it. Just
me and you, right?

70
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No skirts givin' us the yap-yap.

71
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Hey, you know what? Yeah.

72
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Yeah, yeah. Let me just ask my mom-tell.
I'm gonna...

73
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Hey, ma. Ma, listen,
a change of plans.

74
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I'm gonna sleep at my
friend Doug's house.

75
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No, this is not my way
of telling you I'm gay.

76
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I don't know how I
would tell you, ma.

77
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All right. I'm hangin' up.
I'm hangin' up, ma.

78
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That's the answering machine.
We're good. We're good.

79
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Ok. Yeah. Yeah.

80
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It's this way, just
past Ethel merman.

81
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Your mother is laid to rest
among Broadway royalty.

82
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Dad, that says "Ethel Melman."

83
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Wait, wait.

84
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You haven't seen your
mother in 20 years.

85
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I want her grave to
look ship-shape. Ok?

86
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Sophia, I'm sorry I'm late.

87
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I had a little dispute
with a toll taker

88
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over their "no pennies" policy.

89
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More about that later.

90
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I have a little surprise.

91
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I brought your
daughter to see you.

92
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Hi, mom.

93
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Sorry it's taken me
so long to get here,

94
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but I want you to
know that I love you.

95
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Good stuff. Now, let's go.

96
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Dad, could you give me a minute?

97
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It's a beautiful stone, dad.

98
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Thank you.

99
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"Sophia Spooner, beloved
wife of Arthur,

100
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devoted mother to..."

101
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The flowers are
covering my name.

102
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Not everything's about you.
Let's go!

103
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This place give me the creeps!

104
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"Devoted mother to...

105
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Simone?"

106
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I never noticed that.

107
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Must be a typo. Shall we?

108
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Dad, what-what's goin' on?

109
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Why isn't my name there?

110
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It's a long story, darling.

111
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You remember your cousin Simone?

112
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Cousin Simone is my sister?

113
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No, no. Nothing like that.

114
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You're Simone.

115
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Up to you.

116
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Are you almost done, daddy?

117
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Uh, no, Simone. Daddy's
still playing.

118
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Are you winning?

119
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If you must know, I'm down $600.

120
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Why don't you go play
with your cousin Carrie?

121
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Ok.

122
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Well, it's just you
and me, Chester.

123
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All right. All right.

124
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I'm gonna raise you another 50.

125
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I don't have that much left.

126
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Hey, you're the big shot who wanted
to play for high stakes, Arthur.

127
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All right. All right. Uh...

128
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How about I give you
this wristwatch

129
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and the spare key to my
neighbor's house, huh?

130
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No, that's not gonna
cut it, Arthur.

131
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But you do have
something I want.

132
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What?

133
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Your daughter's name.

134
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You wanna play for "Simone"?!

135
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You knew we wanted that
name for our little girl!

136
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You stole it from us!

137
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Well, the premature
bird gets the worm!

138
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Are you in, or you out?

139
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You lost my name
in a poker game?!

140
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I had a straight to the ace.

141
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That he pulled a
flush is unheard of!

142
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Ha! I love the
wallpaper guy, man.

143
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Always yellin' at the plumber.

144
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You know, it would be cool if
they had a nail-gun fight.

145
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That plumber would
beat him senseless.

146
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I don't know, man.
Wallpaper guy's tough.

147
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Yeah, but that plumber,
he's got, like, crazy eyes.

148
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You know, he's like this.

149
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Uh-ha ha. Easy. Yeah, take-

150
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now let's put that
cheerleading thing back on.

151
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It's over. Midland, Texas won.

152
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What?! Oh, see? That's
why I stopped bettin'.

153
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It's all fixed.

154
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I gotta say, man, this is...
this is pretty lame.

155
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What?

156
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Well... Look at us.

157
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It's Saturday night. Uhh.

158
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Our wives are out of town,

159
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and this is the best
we come up with?

160
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You want me to go home?

161
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No! No. Let's just-

162
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let's shake it up a little bit.

163
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All right. All right. Well,
you wanna get a pizza?

164
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No!

165
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Yes, I do, but not-
that's not the point.

166
00:08:05,266 --> 00:08:05,983
Well, what?

167
00:08:06,135 --> 00:08:07,268
I jus-

168
00:08:08,286 --> 00:08:09,353
before I was with Carrie,

169
00:08:09,421 --> 00:08:11,555
I... I used-I did
whatever I wanted to do.

170
00:08:11,623 --> 00:08:13,457
You know? I was
like a wild bull.

171
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Yeah, I can see that.

172
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Yeah.

173
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Let's do that tonight. Let's...

174
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Let's be wild bulls.

175
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All right! All right.
I can do wild bull.

176
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What... what... what
do wild bulls do?

177
00:08:25,220 --> 00:08:27,538
Well... Carrie doesn't like
it when I make a mess,

178
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but you can't tell a
bull not to make a mess!

179
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Yeeeaaahhh!

180
00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,661
Ooowwww!

181
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W- we got any more cheetos?

182
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No. I shouldn't have done that.

183
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I don't understand why you're
making such a big deal outta this.

184
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Dad... if it's not
such a big deal,

185
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then why did mom have you put
"Simone" on her tombstone?

186
00:09:01,022 --> 00:09:02,440
She never forgave
me for losing it.

187
00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:04,776
Even in death, she was petty.

188
00:09:04,843 --> 00:09:07,561
You know what, dad? I have
put up with your craziness

189
00:09:07,629 --> 00:09:09,130
my whole life.

190
00:09:09,198 --> 00:09:12,300
You have ruined relationships
for me, cost me jobs.

191
00:09:12,368 --> 00:09:13,901
You even spent my
college tuition

192
00:09:13,969 --> 00:09:16,137
on buying the rights to
the Lou rawls story.

193
00:09:16,205 --> 00:09:18,005
That story needs to be
told, and it will be!

194
00:09:20,075 --> 00:09:22,743
Darling... It's just a name.

195
00:09:22,810 --> 00:09:25,145
Dad, it is not just a name. Ok?

196
00:09:25,214 --> 00:09:28,316
It's important. It-it
defines who you are,

197
00:09:28,383 --> 00:09:30,384
how people treat you.

198
00:09:30,452 --> 00:09:32,636
I mean, if I'd been Simone, I...

199
00:09:32,704 --> 00:09:36,808
Maybe I would've had a whole,
different, better life.

200
00:09:36,875 --> 00:09:38,910
But we'll never know, will we?

201
00:09:39,711 --> 00:09:41,228
The man drew a flush. Ohhh!

202
00:09:46,084 --> 00:09:48,318
Hey, the car show's in town.

203
00:09:48,386 --> 00:09:49,386
Nah.

204
00:09:50,555 --> 00:09:53,157
Ooh! Stutterin' John's in rent.

205
00:09:54,459 --> 00:09:56,677
No, no, no, no.

206
00:09:56,745 --> 00:09:59,013
Hey, we could go see
that penguin movie.

207
00:10:04,235 --> 00:10:06,675
All right, well, I mean, there's
gotta be somethin' we can do.

208
00:10:08,239 --> 00:10:09,807
Check this out.

209
00:10:09,874 --> 00:10:12,643
Why don't we party with the beautiful
people at the lightning lounge?

210
00:10:12,711 --> 00:10:14,388
Hey, hey, what was wrong
with rock and bowl?

211
00:10:14,412 --> 00:10:15,680
"Free shoe rental."

212
00:10:15,747 --> 00:10:17,381
Would-come on!

213
00:10:17,448 --> 00:10:19,516
Tonight's about takin'
our manhood back!

214
00:10:19,584 --> 00:10:21,118
I say we do this club thing.

215
00:10:21,186 --> 00:10:22,937
No, no. I don't know
about goin' to a club.

216
00:10:23,005 --> 00:10:24,822
Come on. I mean,
we-we're married men.

217
00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:26,523
We're not goin' there
to pick up women.

218
00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:28,159
This is a guys' night out, man!

219
00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:30,594
Come on, we're wild bulls!
Now, let's do this.

220
00:10:30,662 --> 00:10:31,879
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

221
00:10:31,947 --> 00:10:35,783
Are you gonna go like that?
You're wearin' sweats.

222
00:10:35,850 --> 00:10:38,202
Ok, first of all, these
are easy-fit pants.

223
00:10:39,370 --> 00:10:41,906
And you should talk. You
look like Bob vila.

224
00:11:27,002 --> 00:11:28,702
Maybe I should just go home.

225
00:11:44,086 --> 00:11:46,070
Simone! Simone!

226
00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:47,821
Yeah! Simone!

227
00:11:47,889 --> 00:11:50,057
Simone!

228
00:11:50,124 --> 00:11:51,642
Over here!

229
00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:54,378
We love you, Simone! Simone!

230
00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:55,947
Simone! We love you!

231
00:11:56,014 --> 00:11:58,449
Oh, and I love you.

232
00:12:01,703 --> 00:12:03,204
Where to, miss Simone?

233
00:12:03,271 --> 00:12:06,801
Uh... I guess Brad
and Angelina's.

234
00:12:06,825 --> 00:12:08,542
But I'm not singin'.

235
00:12:08,609 --> 00:12:09,609
Very good.

236
00:12:09,661 --> 00:12:11,195
You know, I may be
a tad out of line

237
00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,597
sayin' this, but you
look absolutely...

238
00:12:20,255 --> 00:12:21,649
Hey, Doug, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

239
00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:23,274
I just thought of somethin'.
What's up?

240
00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,292
We look pretty good here, right?

241
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,027
I look great. Exactly.

242
00:12:27,095 --> 00:12:29,413
And we're successful.
We smell good.

243
00:12:29,481 --> 00:12:31,048
Even though we're
not interested,

244
00:12:31,115 --> 00:12:33,283
there's a good chance that
some of these ladies...

245
00:12:33,351 --> 00:12:36,253
Are gonna throw
themselves at us.

246
00:12:36,321 --> 00:12:38,555
Oh, my God. I never thought of that.
Yeah.

247
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:40,518
You know what? We should come up

248
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:41,809
with some kind of code word.

249
00:12:41,877 --> 00:12:42,810
For what?

250
00:12:42,878 --> 00:12:44,745
In case things get outta hand.

251
00:12:44,813 --> 00:12:46,297
Oh. You-oh, you mean like if...

252
00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:48,109
This chick's all over me
or somethin' like that,

253
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:49,634
and I need you to bail me out?

254
00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:51,235
I just say the code word?
Exactly.

255
00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:53,471
Ok. Exactly. What do you
want the code word to be?

256
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:54,805
How about "kettle corn"?

257
00:12:56,958 --> 00:12:58,308
"Kettle corn"?

258
00:12:58,376 --> 00:12:59,554
Yeah. What's wrong
with "kettle corn"?

259
00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:00,805
Well, it's just-
it's not organic.

260
00:13:00,829 --> 00:13:03,297
It doesn't come up in a
sentence very often.

261
00:13:03,364 --> 00:13:05,116
It does for me.

262
00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:06,784
People, you cannot stand here.

263
00:13:06,851 --> 00:13:08,152
Please move inside.

264
00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:11,656
Let's do this. Wild bulls.

265
00:13:30,926 --> 00:13:33,193
Yes.

266
00:13:35,097 --> 00:13:36,697
Ahem. Hello.

267
00:13:36,765 --> 00:13:39,266
Hi. Hello there. Hello.

268
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,164
It's "kettle corn," though, right?
Yeah, it's "kettle corn."

269
00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:44,522
Ok. Yeah. Yeah.

270
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:53,447
What are you doin'?

271
00:13:53,598 --> 00:13:54,698
I'm goin' out.

272
00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:57,968
It's 2:00 in the morning.
Where you goin'?

273
00:13:58,036 --> 00:13:59,437
To Uncle Chester's.

274
00:13:59,504 --> 00:14:01,138
To win your name back.

275
00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:03,324
Oh, my, that's crazy.

276
00:14:03,391 --> 00:14:04,808
You're happy with your life?

277
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,560
Schlepping coffee
for suits by day

278
00:14:06,627 --> 00:14:08,895
and folding giant
underwear by night?

279
00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:13,551
'Cause as long as you're Carrie,

280
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,085
that's all you're gonna get.

281
00:14:15,153 --> 00:14:16,904
Dad, come on. Just
go back to bed.

282
00:14:16,972 --> 00:14:18,472
You were right.

283
00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:21,408
As Simone, you could've
had a better life.

284
00:14:21,476 --> 00:14:24,345
You could've been an astronaut or a...
an inventor.

285
00:14:24,412 --> 00:14:25,679
Or a movie star?

286
00:14:25,746 --> 00:14:26,413
Yes.

287
00:14:26,481 --> 00:14:27,731
I'll call you a cab.

288
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,932
Guess we didn't really
need a code word, huh?

289
00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:47,267
Yeah, that's surprisin'.

290
00:14:47,336 --> 00:14:49,203
Usually the sound of
a guy suckin' ice

291
00:14:49,270 --> 00:14:50,938
drives women wild.

292
00:14:51,005 --> 00:14:53,173
Hey, I paid 15 bucks
for this drink. Ok?

293
00:14:53,241 --> 00:14:55,943
If I want to eat the
glass, I'll do that.

294
00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:57,878
And you with your
up-nods and smilin'.

295
00:14:57,946 --> 00:14:59,757
"Like that was workin'." Hey,
everybody, look at me.

296
00:14:59,781 --> 00:15:01,276
"Look at my receding gums.

297
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,418
"Hey, horse teeth. Horse teeth.
Horse teeth.

298
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,053
Big choppers."

299
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,356
Yeah, well...

300
00:15:10,525 --> 00:15:12,292
I'm sure nobody saw my mouth

301
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,194
because luckily I'm
sittin' next to a guy

302
00:15:14,262 --> 00:15:17,297
who looks like he ate the
guy sittin' next to him.

303
00:15:21,035 --> 00:15:22,369
Let me tell you somethin', man.

304
00:15:22,437 --> 00:15:24,004
If I was single, I
would stomp you

305
00:15:24,071 --> 00:15:25,282
in the chick department. Ohhh...

306
00:15:25,306 --> 00:15:26,940
Boy. What do you-you-you think

307
00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:28,642
you got more game than me?
Really?

308
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:29,943
I know I do. Oh, yeah.

309
00:15:30,011 --> 00:15:31,311
That's funny. That is funny.

310
00:15:31,379 --> 00:15:32,813
Yeah. All right.

311
00:15:34,215 --> 00:15:36,483
How about a-a little wager?

312
00:15:36,551 --> 00:15:37,484
I'm in.

313
00:15:37,552 --> 00:15:38,819
Ok. All right.

314
00:15:38,887 --> 00:15:40,421
All right, how about this? $100,

315
00:15:40,488 --> 00:15:42,756
first one who get somebody
to dance with him.

316
00:15:42,824 --> 00:15:44,792
Literally the easiest
hundred bucks

317
00:15:44,859 --> 00:15:47,093
I've ever made in my life.
Yeah? All right.

318
00:15:47,829 --> 00:15:48,980
Ahem. Ok.

319
00:15:50,048 --> 00:15:51,715
'Scuse me. Would you, uh...

320
00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:52,883
Would you like to dance?

321
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:53,985
No, thanks.

322
00:15:54,052 --> 00:15:55,052
How 'bout you?

323
00:15:56,254 --> 00:15:56,937
You?

324
00:15:57,004 --> 00:15:58,022
You.

325
00:16:00,892 --> 00:16:02,370
- Hi. Excuse me for a second. Would.
- No.

326
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:03,661
Woul-

327
00:16:03,728 --> 00:16:05,206
you don't even know
what I was gonna say.

328
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:08,031
I have money, and I'm dying. Ok?

329
00:16:10,134 --> 00:16:12,503
Oh, my God! This is
totally my song!

330
00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:14,338
Oh, my God. It's
totally my song, too.

331
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:15,472
You want to dance?

332
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:17,708
Ahem. You're up now.
I'm on deck.

333
00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:22,179
She's great. She's so great.
She's great.

334
00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:24,298
Excuse me. Do you know
where the bathroom is?

335
00:16:24,365 --> 00:16:26,243
Yeah. Yeah, I do. It's right
up there to the right.

336
00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:27,545
Yeah. Yeah. It's over this way.
I'll show you.

337
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:28,569
Yeah.

338
00:16:41,449 --> 00:16:43,717
Hey. Pay up, man. Pay up.

339
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,385
All right. Pay up.

340
00:16:45,453 --> 00:16:47,264
First of all, does she even
know she's dancin' with you?

341
00:16:47,288 --> 00:16:48,455
Oh. I think she knows.

342
00:16:48,523 --> 00:16:49,523
Yeah. Ok?

343
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,041
She's makin' out with that guy.

344
00:16:52,944 --> 00:16:55,713
That's 'cause I told her to.
It turns me on. Ok?

345
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,024
All right, look,
here's the rule.

346
00:16:57,048 --> 00:16:59,016
It's gotta be someone who's
not already dancin',

347
00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:02,419
someone starting from a
standing or neutral position.

348
00:17:02,486 --> 00:17:04,054
Let's do it. All right.
Let's go.

349
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:10,060
Oh, yeah.

350
00:17:13,715 --> 00:17:15,610
- Um, will you dance with me real.
- Really quick?

351
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:16,567
Oh, no, thanks.

352
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,101
How about I give you 50 bucks?

353
00:17:18,169 --> 00:17:19,002
What? Yeah.

354
00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:20,087
What's goin' on here?

355
00:17:20,155 --> 00:17:21,004
No, no, no. Nothin'. Nothin'.

356
00:17:21,072 --> 00:17:22,133
I just wanted her
to dance with me

357
00:17:22,157 --> 00:17:23,090
just for one second.

358
00:17:23,158 --> 00:17:24,892
He said he'd give me $50.

359
00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:26,643
You think she's a hooker?

360
00:17:26,711 --> 00:17:27,904
No! No, no, no. All
right, listen.

361
00:17:27,928 --> 00:17:29,240
Forget about that. Forget about it.
How about

362
00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:30,574
I give you 50 bucks,
you dance with me?

363
00:17:30,598 --> 00:17:33,300
How about I kick
your ass, old man?

364
00:17:34,051 --> 00:17:35,268
Kettle corn!

365
00:17:43,178 --> 00:17:44,178
So?

366
00:17:49,684 --> 00:17:51,118
You know what? It's ok, dad.

367
00:17:51,186 --> 00:17:53,620
You tried. That's the
important thing.

368
00:17:53,688 --> 00:17:55,889
Besides, you know,
I like my life.

369
00:17:55,957 --> 00:17:57,441
Have a great husband...

370
00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,176
Crazy dad who loves me.

371
00:17:59,243 --> 00:18:00,277
Hmmhh.

372
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:02,979
I like being Carrie.

373
00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:04,297
About that...

374
00:18:07,101 --> 00:18:08,618
Oh, my God.

375
00:18:08,686 --> 00:18:11,621
Did you lose the name "Carrie"?!

376
00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:13,207
I prefer to think of it

377
00:18:13,274 --> 00:18:15,509
as winning you the name "midge."

378
00:18:19,214 --> 00:18:20,641
Hey, I kettle-corned you, man!

379
00:18:20,665 --> 00:18:21,881
Excuse me.

380
00:18:21,949 --> 00:18:22,800
Raven and I are
waitin' for a song

381
00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:24,968
to dance to. You stupid idiot.

382
00:18:25,036 --> 00:18:26,681
Will you help me out?
This guy's gonna kill me.

383
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:28,288
What are you talkin' about?

384
00:18:28,355 --> 00:18:29,807
I hit on his girlfriend...

385
00:18:29,874 --> 00:18:31,475
And then kinda on him.

386
00:18:33,144 --> 00:18:35,262
Give him a little attitude.
He'll back right down.

387
00:18:35,329 --> 00:18:36,280
Whassup, man? Get down! Stop it!

388
00:18:36,347 --> 00:18:37,548
You're makin' it worse!

389
00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:38,692
You stop, man.
There's two of us.

390
00:18:38,716 --> 00:18:39,826
There's one of him.
What do you want to do,

391
00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:40,927
run out of here
like little girls?

392
00:18:40,951 --> 00:18:42,452
Crawl out the bathroom window?

393
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,837
Yeah! That-yes! The bathroom!

394
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,672
Would you stop it?

395
00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:49,793
Come on, now, man! You're
a wild bull, right?!

396
00:18:49,861 --> 00:18:51,511
I'm 45, and I'm trembling.

397
00:18:53,014 --> 00:18:54,097
No. Come on, man.

398
00:18:54,165 --> 00:18:56,149
We're wild bulls.
You're a wild bull!

399
00:18:56,217 --> 00:18:57,217
Yeah. Right?

400
00:18:57,285 --> 00:18:58,565
Yeah. I'm a wild bull.
Wild bull.

401
00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:00,287
Right! Now, gimme
some crazy eyes.

402
00:19:09,197 --> 00:19:11,682
That karate's
somethin' else, huh?

403
00:19:13,651 --> 00:19:14,884
Yeah. It's bad news.

404
00:19:14,952 --> 00:19:16,654
Yeah.

405
00:19:16,754 --> 00:19:18,522
Did you find your tooth?

406
00:19:22,777 --> 00:19:24,711
They told me they'd call.

407
00:19:24,779 --> 00:19:28,432
What do you think that
guy was on parole for?

408
00:19:28,499 --> 00:19:32,703
Whatever it was, he's gotta
add sexual assault now.

409
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:55,462
So, the code word's
"fiddle-faddle," right?

410
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,753
"Fiddle-faddle." Right.