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This restaurant's supposed
to be incredible.

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Yeah, I hope you know
what you're ordering,

3
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'cause I'm gonna hit
the ground runnin'.

4
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I know the drill.

5
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All right.

6
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Uhp! You just passed a spot.

7
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I can do better than that.

8
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Ok, what was wrong
with that spot?

9
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It's too tight.

10
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Yeah. That's why the
Hummer's backin' into it.

11
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That's all right.
Uh! Here we go.

12
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Here we go, here we go.

13
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And it's a moped.

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That's selfish!

15
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Ok, honey. All right. Oh. Oh.

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That woman's getting
into her car.

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Oh. Ok.

18
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Oh, come on.

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Gotta put the baby
in the car seat.

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Unbelievable.

21
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We never had car
seats, and we're fine.

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Nope. You know?

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Come on, lady.

24
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I'm gettin' too much heat.
I'm outta here.

25
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I can't believe we're
going around again!

26
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You know what? Clam it.
Ok? Thank you.

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I will find us a spot.

28
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Like the one you just missed?

29
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Because your giant
head was in the way!

30
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You know what? I'm not even hungry anymore.
Just take me home.

31
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Fine. You know what?
You wanna go home?

32
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You can go home. But
you're walkin', sister.

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Fine. Let me out.

34
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Get out! Out you go!

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Go!

36
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Happy anniversary!

37
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Same to you!

38
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I'm just sayin'. I've
delivered to hot people.

39
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I've delivered to naked people.

40
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They're never the same people.

41
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You know, one time I delivered
to a guy with Spock ears.

42
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You always gotta steal
my thunder, huh?

43
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Hey, Deac. Oh, hey, man.

44
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Hey, who had this
locker before me?

45
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Uh... Gomez.

46
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Yeah, well, uh, judging from
the pictures he left up,

47
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he liked the big girls, huh?

48
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Yes, she did.

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Oh, hey, uh, I'm havin' a
barbecue this Saturday.

50
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I'd love for you and
the family to stop by.

51
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Oh. Cool, man.

52
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Here's the where and the when.

53
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What's up with the new guy?

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Oh, he's havin' a
barbecue this Saturday.

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He just invited me.

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Oh, suckin' up to the veterans.
I like his style.

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Question is, will
I be in the mood

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to eat more Sauerkraut
than 5 people should?

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Magic 8-ball says...

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Jared, my man. What's up? Hey.

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Not much, Doug.

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That was, uh... That was weird.

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So those, uh, tips I gave
you on the flushing route-

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they help you out, or...

65
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Yeah. Yeah. Thanks.

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Ah! See what we got here in
the old chips department.

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Barbecue.

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My magic 8-ball says...

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That was hard to watch.

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Oh, good, honey, you're here.

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Listen. For the new
tiles in the bathroom-

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do you like the ash or the gray?

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Hmm. I'm gonna say ash 'cause
it sounds like a bad word.

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Ash.

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Thanks for the input, buddy.

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All right. Um, I guess
we'll just figure it out

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on Saturday when we
go to the tile place.

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Whoa, whoa. We can't
go on Saturday.

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Why not?

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'Cause Jared, the new driver,

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he's havin' a barbecue.

82
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Oh, ok. What time is it?

83
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I don't know. Where is it?

84
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I'm not sure. When
will you know?

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Can't say.

86
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What keeps me from
cheating on you?

87
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The thing is, he's invited

88
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almost everybody else but me.

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- It just.
- I don't know. It doesn't make sense.

90
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Oh. Well... maybe the guy
just doesn't like you.

91
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What?!

92
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Ok. Car-Carrie, do you
realize who I am at work?

93
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I mean, people fight to sit
next to me at the lunch table.

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I mean, everybody thinks I'm-

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and I'm a little bit
embarrassed to say it-

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delightful.

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O... k.

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You know what it is? I got it.

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- He's probably.
- He's probably afraid to invite me

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'cause he thinks
I'm gonna say no.

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That's, uh... yeah. I'm
like the pretty girl

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who doesn't get
asked to the prom.

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Wow. That's one
rough high school.

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Honey, come on. So one guy
at work doesn't like you?

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What's the big deal?

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B- because it bothers me. Ok?

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Believe me, I wish I
could be more like you,

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just let it roll off my back.

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What do you mean?

110
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Well, you know... nobody
likes you at work,

111
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and you don't care.
It's... you know.

112
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What? Everybody
at work likes me.

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How-how 'bout Michelle?

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Ah. Michelle's a bitch.

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Javier?

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Marcy?

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The guy in the wheelchair?

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Ok. You know what? Everybody
at work likes me,

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and you just lost your ash.

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Ash.

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Hi, guys.

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Do you need somethin'?

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Nope. Just sayin' hi.

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Ok.

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Hi.

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Oh, and I finally... I saw that movie.
Oh, it took

127
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you long enough. Oh, I loved it!

128
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It's hysterical, right?

129
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Yes. Especially when
they stole the car-

130
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ha ha! That was so funny!

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What's up? Ha ha!

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Oh, I... I better
get back to work.

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Uh, yeah, us, too.

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Hi, Carrie. Oh, Lisa, thank God.

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What's the matter?

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Let me ask you a question.

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Um... Around the office.

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Am I, uh... Am I liked?

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I like you a lot!

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I know. I know you do. But, um...
what about everybody else?

141
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Oh. No, they don't.

142
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Doug was right!

143
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- Well, it's not your fault. I.
- I mean, you're always so busy working,

144
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you probably don't have
time to be... nice.

145
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You know what? If that's
all people care about

146
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around here, I can play

147
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the nice game. There
are a million things

148
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I could do to show
everybody how nice I am.

149
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Well, what can I do?

150
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Um... w... well,

151
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you could help me file
these credit reports.

152
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Oh, come on. Get serious.
That's not gonna do it.

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I need somethin'... somethin' flashy.
You know what I mean?

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Somethin' to get people
talkin' around here.

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What-what's that one's
name over there?

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The one with the frizzy hair

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and the earth shoes?

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Dawn. That's right.

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I'm gonna ride her frumpy ass
all the way to niceville.

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Hey.

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I think I figured out

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why the new guy didn't
invite me to his barbecue.

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Great. Now I can sleep.

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Remember last week
at lunch when I said

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anybody who likes sourdough
bread is a douche?

166
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No.

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Ok, what's the point

168
00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:07,553
of Doug's food roundup
if no one listens?

169
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Yeah, well, what about it?

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When I said that, he gave
me, like, a look. You know?

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Maybe he likes sourdough bread.

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Maybe I offended the guy.

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What?

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Hello! Go ask him if he
likes sourdough bread.

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What?! I'm not gonna do that!

176
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Come on! You owe me!

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For what?

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All right, I'll owe you.
Just do it.

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Oh, jeez.

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Hey, um...

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He's never had sourdough.

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Dammit!

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Well, it's gotta be something.

184
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Hey, wait a second. Does
he know I live locally?

185
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Does he know I live locally?

186
00:09:00,390 --> 00:09:03,558
No. He thinks you fly
in from your ranch

187
00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:06,027
to deliver packages.

188
00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,330
I gotta figure this out.

189
00:09:08,398 --> 00:09:09,831
You know what?
Just go over there

190
00:09:09,899 --> 00:09:12,634
and ask him if he likes me.

191
00:09:12,702 --> 00:09:14,136
Just do it, man!

192
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I'm too old for this crap.

193
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Take me or leave me?!

194
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Can you believe he said that?!

195
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Doug, these pizza
rolls are incredible.

196
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What's your secret?

197
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Soak 'em in bacon grease.
Where does a rookie driver

198
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get off saying he can
take me or leave me?

199
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If anything, I should be
takin' or leavin' him!

200
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- All right, c.
- Can we please watch the game?

201
00:09:41,364 --> 00:09:42,881
Hey. If you care that much...

202
00:09:42,948 --> 00:09:45,850
I could bring you to the
barbecue as my plus one.

203
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Yeah. I'm invited.

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And he's even boardin' his
cat because of my allergies.

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This-this is a nightmare.
You know,

206
00:09:59,115 --> 00:10:00,832
my kid got 18
stitches last month.

207
00:10:00,899 --> 00:10:02,444
Didn't whine as much as you.
You know what?

208
00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:04,235
I'm done. I don't care.

209
00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:06,337
He doesn't want to invite
me, that's his problem.

210
00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:08,489
Ok? Anyway, Carrie and
I are gonna kick it

211
00:10:08,557 --> 00:10:10,392
at the tile store
on Saturday, so...

212
00:10:12,295 --> 00:10:15,175
I don't need to go to his little party
anyway. We're not gonna have time.

213
00:10:15,231 --> 00:10:17,733
Well, good for you. It is good for me.
Bad for him. Ok?

214
00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,568
He's not gonna have this floatin'
in his pool. Game over. I win.

215
00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,410
Hey, me and Dawn are
back from lunch.

216
00:10:28,478 --> 00:10:30,378
What'd we miss?

217
00:10:30,446 --> 00:10:32,647
Dawn, my God!

218
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:33,931
You look amazing!

219
00:10:33,999 --> 00:10:36,267
Carrie took me for a
complete makeover.

220
00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:38,904
Wow! I almost didn't recognize you.
Incredible!

221
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,505
Carrie, that is so nice of you.

222
00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:43,174
Yeah, yeah. That's
exactly what it is.

223
00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,426
You know...

224
00:10:45,494 --> 00:10:49,097
No one's ever done anything
like this for me before.

225
00:10:49,165 --> 00:10:50,498
Thank you, Carrie.

226
00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:53,685
Precious angel.

227
00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:54,753
Ok.

228
00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,421
All righty! Come on.

229
00:10:56,488 --> 00:10:57,956
Come on. No more tears.

230
00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,208
That mascara's not
waterproof, and we still

231
00:11:00,276 --> 00:11:01,670
need to show you off to
the guys in accounting.

232
00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:02,694
Ok?

233
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:17,760
Hey, man.

234
00:11:17,828 --> 00:11:18,861
Oh, yeah. Hey.

235
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,026
I like your shirt.

236
00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,717
Hey, you want half my sandwich?

237
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,319
No, I'm-I'm good. Thanks.

238
00:11:44,387 --> 00:11:45,387
It's prosciutto.

239
00:11:46,356 --> 00:11:47,656
That's ham for rich people.

240
00:11:49,192 --> 00:11:50,909
Right.

241
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,408
This guy's outta control!

242
00:12:26,629 --> 00:12:27,629
Yeah!

243
00:12:28,798 --> 00:12:29,731
Hi.

244
00:12:29,799 --> 00:12:30,833
Make it fast, Heffernan.

245
00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:31,834
I'm tryin' to get
outta here, huh?

246
00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:32,945
Yeah. It'll just take a second.

247
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,270
It's about the, uh,
new guy-Robinson?

248
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,316
Oh, yeah. Uh, do you know
if we're supposed to wear

249
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a swimsuit to this
barbecue thing?

250
00:12:39,643 --> 00:12:42,611
'Cause... I always end
up guessin' wrong.

251
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,130
Actually, that's what I
wanted to talk to you about.

252
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,776
Uh... see, I don't know
if it's been brought

253
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to your attention or not,

254
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:48,978
but not everybody's
been invited,

255
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,403
and I think that's
kinda bad for morale.

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00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:53,789
So, who didn't get invited?

257
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:57,593
As far as I know, just me and, uh...
the recycling guy.

258
00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:59,528
Oh, no, no. Teemu's goin'.
He's my ride.

259
00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:03,365
Heffernan, what's goin' on?

260
00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:06,301
It's just... this whole thing's
just drivin' me crazy.

261
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,737
I don't understand why
the guy doesn't like me.

262
00:13:08,805 --> 00:13:10,205
I- I've tried everything.

263
00:13:10,273 --> 00:13:11,540
Did you do the spoon trick?

264
00:13:14,944 --> 00:13:16,344
Well, you know what helps

265
00:13:16,412 --> 00:13:18,230
when you're feelin'
a little down?

266
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,399
Delivering packages.

267
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,528
I know, sir, but look. Do you
have any out-of-town runs

268
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,036
comin' up at all?

269
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,253
Yeah. Why?

270
00:13:25,321 --> 00:13:26,671
Send me away with Jared.

271
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,090
What?

272
00:13:29,158 --> 00:13:30,743
If I can get him alone
for a few hours,

273
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,911
I know I can make it
right between us.

274
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:35,647
Come on. Please? I-I promise you

275
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,649
I'll work the next 3 Saturdays.

276
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:41,353
Well, not this Saturday
'cause it's the barbecue.

277
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,154
All right.

278
00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:43,505
Thank you. Thank you, sir.

279
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,808
Let's see. Uh... well, I
got some computer junk

280
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,142
goin' to Pittsburgh.

281
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:50,913
Hmm. Not lovin' Pittsburgh.

282
00:13:52,282 --> 00:13:54,233
All right. Well,

283
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,344
I got somethin' that's goin' up

284
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,535
to a place on lake George.

285
00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,671
Oh, a lake.

286
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,440
Magic can happen.

287
00:14:03,894 --> 00:14:06,495
Carrie... I found
this on my desk.

288
00:14:06,563 --> 00:14:07,730
Is it from you?

289
00:14:07,797 --> 00:14:10,065
Did I hear somebody
liked hydrangeas?

290
00:14:10,132 --> 00:14:12,067
I think I did.

291
00:14:12,134 --> 00:14:13,235
You are the best.

292
00:14:13,302 --> 00:14:14,903
Ha ha. Right back at ya, honey.

293
00:14:14,971 --> 00:14:17,172
Hey, carr. Thanks for
the salsa lessons.

294
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,307
Oh, de nada, baby.

295
00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:20,525
Hey, Carrie.

296
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,361
Whoa! There she is.
Hey, didn't I tell you

297
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,229
that outfit would
look great on you?

298
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,047
You were right.

299
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,400
Thanks for everything.

300
00:14:30,586 --> 00:14:32,504
Hey, where are those
earrings I told you to buy?

301
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,116
Oh, actually, I don't
have pierced ears.

302
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,341
I've always been kind of
afraid of doing that.

303
00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:38,454
Well, that's ok. At lunch,
mama'll get you liquored up,

304
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,512
and pop, pop, we're done.

305
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,197
I guess. Mm-hmm.

306
00:14:46,535 --> 00:14:49,871
Hey, Jared, I believe
the lake is that way.

307
00:14:51,441 --> 00:14:53,875
Actually, it might be this way.

308
00:14:55,245 --> 00:14:56,862
Tom, we're coworkers.

309
00:14:56,929 --> 00:15:00,398
Of course I'll take care of
your owl while you're away.

310
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:03,135
Ok. No problem. I'll
see you tomorrow.

311
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,202
Bye-bye.

312
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,523
Oh, by the way, I'm gonna
be home late tomorrow.

313
00:15:08,592 --> 00:15:09,892
Why?

314
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,895
Oh, I got an upstate run
with the new guy-Jared.

315
00:15:14,464 --> 00:15:16,498
You wanna look good
for your boyfriend.

316
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:21,236
Ok, he's not my boyfriend!
Ok?! Get that straight!

317
00:15:24,474 --> 00:15:26,241
I'm so fat.

318
00:15:32,381 --> 00:15:34,126
Listen, buddy, daddy
wants to be at your play

319
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,561
more than anything in
the world tonight,

320
00:15:35,585 --> 00:15:37,786
but I can't. I gotta work.

321
00:15:38,988 --> 00:15:40,516
Hey, now, come on. My
big guy doesn't cry.

322
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,090
Right?

323
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,643
Ok. I love you, and
I'll see you tomorrow.

324
00:15:50,099 --> 00:15:54,202
Next exit-wetzel's pretzels.

325
00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:56,955
I can't believe O'Boyle
put me on this thing.

326
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,463
I told him my kid
had a play tonight.

327
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:01,376
Yeah. He's a tool.

328
00:16:01,444 --> 00:16:02,964
I'll tell you what
this road trip needs

329
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,329
is some tune-age. Huh?

330
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,637
Nah. I-I kinda
like the Bee Gees.

331
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,073
Oh. All right. No problem.

332
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,360
Where are you?!

333
00:16:18,427 --> 00:16:19,528
It's no big deal.

334
00:16:19,595 --> 00:16:20,795
No, no. You want jive talkin',

335
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:21,857
you're gettin' jive
talkin', my friend.

336
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:22,981
It's not a problem.

337
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,721
It's over. I'm sorry.

338
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:30,789
It's ok.

339
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,660
Dammit.

340
00:16:44,654 --> 00:16:46,004
Hi, Carrie.

341
00:16:49,892 --> 00:16:51,459
Hey. What's goin' on there?

342
00:16:51,527 --> 00:16:53,995
Huh? Oh, it's just that I was-

343
00:16:54,064 --> 00:16:55,431
I was really late this morning,

344
00:16:55,498 --> 00:16:56,898
and I just didn't have time

345
00:16:56,966 --> 00:16:58,633
to, you know, do myself up.

346
00:16:58,701 --> 00:17:01,002
Oh. See you had time to
get yourself a bagel.

347
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,405
The thing is...

348
00:17:03,473 --> 00:17:06,625
I really appreciate what
you did, but I realized

349
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,960
it just didn't feel like myself.

350
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,412
Well, why didn't
you say something?

351
00:17:10,479 --> 00:17:12,380
I tried, but you kept...

352
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,882
Hugging me.

353
00:17:15,418 --> 00:17:17,869
But thank you so much. It
was very sweet of you.

354
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:19,621
No problem.

355
00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:22,707
Actually, you know what, Dawn?
I'm sorry. Uh...

356
00:17:24,094 --> 00:17:25,877
This isn't gonna work for me.

357
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,262
Pardon?

358
00:17:27,329 --> 00:17:28,969
You know, you goin'
back to your old look.

359
00:17:29,031 --> 00:17:31,600
It's kinda killin' the buzz around here.
You know?

360
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,368
I'm sorry. Oh.

361
00:17:33,436 --> 00:17:34,870
That's ok. That's ok.

362
00:17:34,937 --> 00:17:36,237
Lunchtime, you go home...

363
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,539
Get yourself fixed up.

364
00:17:37,607 --> 00:17:39,808
But for now, let's
start with the hair.

365
00:17:39,876 --> 00:17:41,042
Let-

366
00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:43,045
no. Really. No. No,
let me just get-

367
00:17:43,112 --> 00:17:44,752
Carrie, I'm fine. Ok, baby.
You know what?

368
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,347
I'm givin' you a
little somethin'-

369
00:17:46,415 --> 00:17:47,716
could you please just stop?!

370
00:17:47,784 --> 00:17:50,001
I told you it just wasn't me!

371
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,204
Ahem. Yeah, and I don't think

372
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,972
we should be married
to the concept of you.

373
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,959
Look, I didn't like the makeover!
Ok?!

374
00:17:57,026 --> 00:17:58,426
The shoes made my feet bleed.

375
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,694
My hair was always in my eyes.

376
00:17:59,729 --> 00:18:02,163
I told you I was more
comfortable in a pony!

377
00:18:02,231 --> 00:18:04,683
Yes. And a pony is
not a hairstyle.

378
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,085
Ok? It's a baby horse.

379
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,920
Oh, actually, a foal
is a baby horse.

380
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:10,489
Ok. You see, Poindexter?

381
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,674
Now, that's the attitude.
That's exactly why

382
00:18:12,742 --> 00:18:15,376
you haven't had a date
in the last 5 years.

383
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,958
- Little hug for.
- Little lovin'. Little lovin'.

384
00:18:18,982 --> 00:18:20,859
- Come on. Oh, dd, dd, dd.
- I don't want a little loving!

385
00:18:20,883 --> 00:18:23,018
I just want you to
leave me alone!

386
00:18:23,086 --> 00:18:24,252
Yeah.

387
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,537
Ok! Yeah, right!

388
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,839
Run off! Keep
dressin' like that!

389
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,907
You're gonna die alone!

390
00:18:31,594 --> 00:18:33,127
What're you all lookin' at?

391
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,214
Huh? What's up with you, Marcy?

392
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,692
You have a problem
with your hydrangeas?

393
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,217
Didn't think so. That's right.

394
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,834
What's up with you, man?

395
00:18:55,084 --> 00:18:56,952
Boy, if somebody doesn't
start pedaling,

396
00:18:57,019 --> 00:18:59,788
we're never gonna make it to
the old bridge by sundown.

397
00:18:59,856 --> 00:19:01,600
Yeah. Look, Doug, this
has been a lot of fun,

398
00:19:01,624 --> 00:19:04,036
but I really think we should be
headin' back to the city, huh?

399
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,187
And get stuck in
all that traffic?

400
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,477
Just relax. Ok?

401
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,313
We're just... 2 teamsters

402
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,948
out enjoyin' a nice paddle.

403
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,217
It doesn't get much
better than this.

404
00:19:18,941 --> 00:19:20,375
We're headin' back in. Come on.

405
00:19:20,442 --> 00:19:21,226
5 more minutes, man. No!

406
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,688
Come on. Just until
we see a duck.

407
00:19:22,712 --> 00:19:25,047
We saw a duck! What
is your problem?!

408
00:19:25,114 --> 00:19:26,297
What are you talkin' about?

409
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,966
I know what you said. Ok? You
can "take me or leave me"?

410
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,152
What? Yeah.

411
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:32,587
Don't play dumb, ok?
Deacon told me.

412
00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:34,639
Oh, g-all right, maybe I
said somethin' like that.

413
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:35,873
I don't know.

414
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:37,085
You don't know. He doesn't know.

415
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,170
Do you believe this guy?
He doesn't know.

416
00:19:38,194 --> 00:19:39,874
Ok, I'm outta here. Oh,
this is just great.

417
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,392
I go to all the trouble
to get O'Boyle

418
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:44,115
to put us on this job, and
you're just "outta here"?

419
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,343
Wait. Hold on. You got
me assigned to this?

420
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:46,778
You're the reason I'm
missin' my kid's play?

421
00:19:46,802 --> 00:19:47,813
Oh, please! That
would've been torture,

422
00:19:47,837 --> 00:19:49,004
and you know it.

423
00:19:49,072 --> 00:19:52,407
- Look, I'm j.
- How can you not like me?

424
00:19:52,474 --> 00:19:54,709
Well, I'm finding it pretty
easy right now, Doug.

425
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:56,612
All right, fine. Don't like me.

426
00:19:56,679 --> 00:19:58,347
What do I care? Done. Thank you.

427
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:01,483
Will you-can you wait one second, please?
Stop the paddling?

428
00:20:01,551 --> 00:20:04,803
Look. Just let me save a
little face here. Ok?

429
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,571
Just... invite me
to your barbecue,

430
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,741
and... I'll be out of your life forever.
I promise.

431
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,010
No. We're going back in.

432
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,480
We're not going anywhere
until you invite me.

433
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,625
Well, that's not happening!

434
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,049
Oh, no? No!

435
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,160
Hey, what are you doin', man?!

436
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:20,596
Be careful! You're
gonna tip us over!

437
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,420
Oh, yeah? If I tip us
over, I will panic,

438
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:23,599
and I'm gonna bring your ass

439
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,263
to the bottom of this
lake like an anchor!

440
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:27,358
Ok, stop it, man! Cut it out!

441
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:29,344
No! You invite me or die!

442
00:20:29,412 --> 00:20:34,466
Ok-ok! Ok! You can come
to my barbecue! Ok!

443
00:20:37,619 --> 00:20:40,288
Want me to bring anything, or...

444
00:20:51,134 --> 00:20:52,400
Hey. Anything in the mail?

445
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:55,270
Uh, sports illustrated,
credit card,

446
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,405
bill, and somethin'
from the county.

447
00:20:58,974 --> 00:21:01,243
Huh. It's an updated
restraining order.

448
00:21:03,979 --> 00:21:06,081
Huh. Yours or mine?

449
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:09,584
Mine.

450
00:21:10,819 --> 00:21:12,454
It looks like I can now get

451
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,589
within 30 feet of Dawn.

452
00:21:16,292 --> 00:21:17,442
Show-off.