1 00:00:19,636 --> 00:00:21,654 I'll be right back. Yeah. 2 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:03,255 So? 3 00:01:03,279 --> 00:01:04,373 What? 4 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:05,808 Hello? 5 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:07,065 My highlights? 6 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:09,684 What do you think, huh? 7 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,554 What are you hoping for here? 8 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:16,525 Hey, you did it. They look great. 9 00:01:17,794 --> 00:01:19,521 All right, boys, say hello to a winner. 10 00:01:19,545 --> 00:01:20,856 He won hoop tickets. 11 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,808 Hey. Can I tell my own story, please? 12 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:25,611 Oh, man. These are great seats too. How'd you get 'em? 13 00:01:25,635 --> 00:01:27,295 I just happened to know the phrase that pays: 14 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:29,998 "Buzz 97 rocks my world. " Heh-heh! 15 00:01:30,022 --> 00:01:32,818 I mean, it doesn't, but I wanted the tickets. 16 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:34,686 Their morning zoo is hilarious. 17 00:01:34,710 --> 00:01:36,421 Yesterday, Spanky and The Worm 18 00:01:36,445 --> 00:01:37,856 crank-called this old couple, 19 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,248 and told them their dog had died. 20 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:44,663 Oh, classic The Worm. 21 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:47,666 Uh, thanks, man, but I'm already going to the game with somebody. 22 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:48,934 What? With who? 23 00:01:48,958 --> 00:01:51,236 This guy just moved into my building. He asked me to go. 24 00:01:51,260 --> 00:01:53,706 Tell this guy you just met you're going with your friends. 25 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:55,808 I can't do that, man. I said yes to him already. 26 00:01:55,832 --> 00:01:57,843 Jeez, I don't wanna make things awkward for you 27 00:01:57,867 --> 00:01:59,845 when you borrow a cup of sugar. 28 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:01,746 Come on, man, no reason to get all weird about it. 29 00:02:01,770 --> 00:02:03,698 I'm not getting weird. I'm not weird at all. 30 00:02:03,722 --> 00:02:06,185 This is probably the least weird I've ever been. 31 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,020 I gotta say, you're acting a little weird. 32 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:10,406 Hey, Barry Manilow, shut up. 33 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:13,782 Yes, that's who you look like. It's been driving me crazy. 34 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:28,346 Oh, hey, Hol. 35 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:36,465 Imagine running into you, like- 36 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,300 How crazy is that? 37 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:40,469 Uh... well, we both live two blocks from here, 38 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,521 so I wouldn't call Ripley's. You know? 39 00:02:42,545 --> 00:02:45,624 Yeah, yeah. So this is where you get your nails done, huh? 40 00:02:45,648 --> 00:02:48,394 Yeah. Where do you go? Oh, I don't. 41 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,462 I'm a bit of a biter. For the special occasion, 42 00:02:50,486 --> 00:02:52,231 I'll polish the nubs. 43 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,900 Whoa. Looks like you took some finger off with that one. 44 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:58,193 I learned a lesson there. Never chop celery angry. 45 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:00,906 Nails are pretty gross, huh? 46 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,224 Yeah, listen, if you want, 47 00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:04,193 I can get you in with my girl Sue. 48 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:06,495 She could fix those right up, and I gotta be honest, 49 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,164 it's a little rough to look at. 50 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,882 That would be great. Thanks. Yeah. 51 00:03:09,906 --> 00:03:11,650 No problem. Oh, Connie, hi. 52 00:03:11,674 --> 00:03:14,770 Uh, I just need a manicure, a polish change on my toes, 53 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:17,556 and if Sue could fit my friend Holly in, that'd be great. 54 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:19,297 Sorry, she can't take you anymore. 55 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,227 What? 56 00:03:21,251 --> 00:03:24,146 Not take you anymore. You're not on list. 57 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:25,848 What list? 58 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,600 Excuse me. 59 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,334 Pretty Nails. 60 00:03:29,358 --> 00:03:31,437 Uh, Sue? 61 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:32,738 Hi, Carrie. 62 00:03:32,762 --> 00:03:34,422 Listen, I think Connie's been sniffing 63 00:03:34,446 --> 00:03:36,025 the polish remover. Ha! 64 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,409 She said you can't take me anymore 65 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:39,195 'cause I'm not on some list? 66 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,662 Yes, I've been cutting back on my hours 67 00:03:40,686 --> 00:03:43,833 because I just found out that I'm pregnant. 68 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:46,869 You're gonna have a baby? That's great. 69 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:50,039 And I'm not on the list because... 70 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,756 Oh, it's nothing personal. It's just that 71 00:03:51,780 --> 00:03:53,558 I have so many wonderful clients, 72 00:03:53,582 --> 00:03:54,927 and I had to choose just by who's 73 00:03:54,951 --> 00:03:56,795 been coming to me the longest. 74 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:59,698 Right. Here's the thing, Sue. 75 00:03:59,722 --> 00:04:01,533 Nobody does my nails like you do. 76 00:04:01,557 --> 00:04:03,101 So why don't we just take the list, 77 00:04:03,125 --> 00:04:04,670 a little Wite-Out, do the thing, 78 00:04:04,694 --> 00:04:06,361 and I've been coming here for 30 years? 79 00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:10,208 Look, I promise if anything opens up, 80 00:04:10,232 --> 00:04:11,509 you'll be the first one I call. 81 00:04:11,533 --> 00:04:13,412 Okay, all right. Well, thanks. 82 00:04:13,436 --> 00:04:15,504 Oh, and you have a very talented mama. 83 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,586 Sorry, Hol, we're out of luck. 84 00:04:20,610 --> 00:04:23,072 Hey, Sue can take you anytime, 85 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,395 but don't tell that one. 86 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:32,414 Ooh, a lot of celebrities here tonight. 87 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,539 Oh, Spike Lee. 88 00:04:35,641 --> 00:04:39,221 Likes his cotton candy. 89 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:41,139 Do you mind if I sat there so I can be with my friends? 90 00:04:41,163 --> 00:04:43,442 You-You sold me this seat. F-F-8. 91 00:04:43,466 --> 00:04:46,144 I know. I had four tickets, I just gave you one randomly. 92 00:04:46,168 --> 00:04:48,613 I didn't think it'd make a difference. I'm F-8. 93 00:04:48,637 --> 00:04:51,350 Well, that's agreed upon. It's just- 94 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:52,650 Maybe if I give you my ticket, 95 00:04:52,674 --> 00:04:54,119 you'll be F-9 and I'll be F-8. 96 00:04:54,143 --> 00:04:56,544 I'm F-8. And backing off. 97 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,897 Oh, hey, there's Deac. 98 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:02,695 Oh, yeah? 99 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,080 Yeah. That must be his friend James. 100 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:06,347 He's black. 101 00:05:06,371 --> 00:05:07,749 Hey, hey, let me take a look. 102 00:05:07,773 --> 00:05:09,785 Hey, you're just getting over pinkeye. 103 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,286 Yeah? Who do you think gave it to me? 104 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:12,938 Who said you could use my towel? 105 00:05:12,962 --> 00:05:14,172 Would you guys just shut up? 106 00:05:14,196 --> 00:05:15,797 You're giving me and F-8 a headache. 107 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:36,183 How's it going, amigo? 108 00:05:36,719 --> 00:05:37,719 Yeah. 109 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:41,734 You realize your face is burnt off? 110 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,035 It's a chemical peel, all right? 111 00:05:43,059 --> 00:05:45,003 I realized if, uh, I'm gonna have killer hair, 112 00:05:45,027 --> 00:05:47,328 I might as well have a killer face to go along with it. 113 00:05:47,946 --> 00:05:49,164 Mission accomplished. 114 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,044 Anyway, Deac left a message. 115 00:05:52,068 --> 00:05:54,279 He's, uh, helping his grandmother move today, 116 00:05:54,303 --> 00:05:55,631 so he's not coming. 117 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:56,631 Really? We just saw him- 118 00:05:56,655 --> 00:05:57,789 Danny. 119 00:05:59,258 --> 00:06:00,725 W- what's-? What's going on? 120 00:06:01,727 --> 00:06:04,106 Well, he may have told you 121 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:07,009 he was helping his "grandmother move," 122 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,944 but we were driving by the Cineplex earlier, 123 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:10,879 and we saw him standing in line 124 00:06:10,903 --> 00:06:13,015 with you-know-who. 125 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,000 I- I don't believe this. He's been blowing us off 126 00:06:15,024 --> 00:06:16,235 all week for this guy. 127 00:06:16,259 --> 00:06:17,285 Don't get angry at him. 128 00:06:17,309 --> 00:06:19,438 If you think about it, it makes perfect sense. 129 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:20,656 What? 130 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,407 Well, this James guy might 131 00:06:22,431 --> 00:06:25,209 satisfy certain, uh, needs 132 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:26,362 that we can't. 133 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,613 Like what? 134 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,281 His needs, his urges 135 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:31,617 to be around other people who are... 136 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,702 black. 137 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,071 Look, I've been friends with Deac for 10 years. 138 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:38,924 He never said anything about having black needs. 139 00:06:38,948 --> 00:06:40,292 It's not something you talk about. 140 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:43,095 I don't talk about my need to be around other Albanians. 141 00:06:43,119 --> 00:06:44,713 You're Albanian? 142 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,448 Yes, and I have a lot of Albanian friends, 143 00:06:46,472 --> 00:06:48,990 and that's nothing you need to be threatened by, okay? 144 00:06:52,127 --> 00:06:53,204 Which is Albanian for: 145 00:06:53,228 --> 00:06:55,941 "You are my brother, whatever your creed." 146 00:06:55,965 --> 00:06:57,208 Wow. How do your people say, 147 00:06:57,232 --> 00:06:58,861 shut mouth now? 148 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,845 Okay, I'm trying to help you understand him. 149 00:07:00,869 --> 00:07:02,614 I understand fine, all right? 150 00:07:02,638 --> 00:07:03,682 I'm Deacon's best friend, 151 00:07:03,706 --> 00:07:05,083 and he doesn't have any urges 152 00:07:05,107 --> 00:07:06,869 that I can't take care of. 153 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:08,243 Yeah, I said it. 154 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:18,580 What's going on, my brother? 155 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:19,814 Hey, Doug. 156 00:07:19,838 --> 00:07:21,816 Did you happen to catch that special last night 157 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,836 they had on, uh, Malcolm X? 158 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:24,670 Nope. 159 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:25,937 Powerful stuff, man. 160 00:07:25,961 --> 00:07:27,939 Powerful stuff. 161 00:07:27,963 --> 00:07:30,908 Damn. I got three deliveries in Jersey today. 162 00:07:30,932 --> 00:07:33,111 They were comparing him to Martin Luther King, 163 00:07:33,135 --> 00:07:34,846 another great civil rights leader. 164 00:07:34,870 --> 00:07:36,014 Turns out the two of them 165 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:39,518 had some pretty different ideas. 166 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,085 So I've heard. 167 00:07:41,109 --> 00:07:44,156 One was very non-violent, that would be your Dr. King, 168 00:07:44,180 --> 00:07:45,357 a great man 169 00:07:45,381 --> 00:07:47,482 who gave us a great day off. 170 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:50,445 What's going on? 171 00:07:50,469 --> 00:07:52,748 I'm just talking a little black history. 172 00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:54,366 You don't even know white history. 173 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:55,634 Oh, I'm sorry. 174 00:07:55,658 --> 00:07:57,135 Is that only a topic you can discuss 175 00:07:57,159 --> 00:07:58,403 with your new friend James? 176 00:07:58,427 --> 00:08:00,071 What? Yeah, yeah. 177 00:08:00,095 --> 00:08:01,439 I know what you did yesterday. 178 00:08:01,463 --> 00:08:03,875 L- let me ask, did you really help your grandmother move, 179 00:08:03,899 --> 00:08:07,546 or did you and James go to the movies?! 180 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,281 Actually, both. He helped move my grandma, 181 00:08:09,305 --> 00:08:11,717 and then we caught a movie. What's the big deal? 182 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:13,886 W- why didn't you ask me to help you? 183 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:14,720 I did ask you last week. 184 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,477 You said it wasn't your "thang." 185 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,310 Do you get black urges? Do you-? 186 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,484 I gotta go to Jersey. 187 00:09:13,002 --> 00:09:15,047 Most definitely. Most definitely. 188 00:09:15,071 --> 00:09:16,147 And tell me this, 189 00:09:16,171 --> 00:09:17,783 why is there a liquor store 190 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,368 on every corner in our neighborhoods? 191 00:09:20,392 --> 00:09:22,788 Oh, yes. Yes, my brother. 192 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,923 That is how the white man keeps us under his boot. 193 00:09:24,947 --> 00:09:26,892 Oh, most definitely. That's right. 194 00:09:26,916 --> 00:09:28,293 Yeah, you know what the white man 195 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:30,328 should be giving you? 196 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:33,221 Some reparations. 197 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,455 And then the Lord said, 198 00:09:40,479 --> 00:09:43,192 "Fish don't fry in the kitchen." 199 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,309 Say it loud. 200 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,778 He said, "Beans don't burn on the grill." 201 00:09:46,802 --> 00:09:47,946 No, preacher, they don't. 202 00:09:47,970 --> 00:09:50,948 It took a whole lot of trying... Oh, yes. 203 00:09:50,972 --> 00:09:54,542 Just to get up that hill. 204 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:19,661 Who let this man in here? 205 00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:21,563 Have mercy. 206 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:22,954 You don't belong in here. 207 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:26,207 You don't belong in here. 208 00:10:27,342 --> 00:10:28,910 You don't belong here. 209 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,725 Let it go, Doug. You're white. 210 00:10:33,749 --> 00:10:35,750 And that's cool, man. 211 00:10:54,704 --> 00:10:56,014 Oh, hey, Hol. 212 00:10:56,038 --> 00:10:58,467 Hey, Carrie, I-I didn't know you were home. 213 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,886 Yeah, well, I may never leave the house again. 214 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,221 I was just dropping off your dad's bill. 215 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:05,140 All right. I'll give you the cash right now. 216 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,508 No, no, you can just mail me a check. 217 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:08,900 I don't feel comfortable carrying around all that cash. 218 00:11:09,618 --> 00:11:11,046 It's $15, Hol. 219 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,365 Roll the dice. Heh. 220 00:11:13,389 --> 00:11:16,284 Just grab it out of my purse. My nails are wet. 221 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:17,742 Oh, sure, yeah. Thanks. 222 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:24,576 What are you doing? 223 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,745 Um, I'm trying not to be so dependent 224 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:29,331 on my fingers. Ha-ha! 225 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,522 Did you just get a manicure? 226 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:34,185 Gosh, did I? Um... 227 00:11:34,209 --> 00:11:36,454 Oh, let me see. They look gorgeous. 228 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:38,840 Wow. Why are your hands shaking? 229 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,393 I ran out of beer this morning. 230 00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:43,729 Oh, my God. Did Sue do these? 231 00:11:43,753 --> 00:11:45,147 I told her not to. 232 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,164 How'd you get in with her? 233 00:11:46,188 --> 00:11:48,100 How'd you get on the list? 234 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,903 There is no list, Carrie. What? 235 00:11:51,927 --> 00:11:54,690 She just made that up so she wouldn't have to do your nails. 236 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,525 Why? 237 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,994 Well, she-She says you're too demanding. 238 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,211 Oh, yeah, okay. 239 00:12:00,235 --> 00:12:01,579 I'm too demanding. Right. 240 00:12:01,603 --> 00:12:03,749 You think I'm too demanding? Do you? 241 00:12:03,773 --> 00:12:05,716 No? Oh, yes, you do. 242 00:12:05,740 --> 00:12:07,119 What else did she say? 243 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,054 Well, sh-she said often, you know, that you're- 244 00:12:09,078 --> 00:12:10,755 You're late, and that you, um, 245 00:12:10,779 --> 00:12:12,223 tend to steal the magazines. 246 00:12:12,247 --> 00:12:13,809 Oh, okay. 247 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,461 Like I need this week's issue of Korean People. 248 00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:18,714 Yeah. All right. 249 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,148 Maybe I'll just take my money and go. 250 00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:21,883 You know what? I'll send you the check. 251 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:22,990 Okay. Yeah. 252 00:12:30,699 --> 00:12:31,943 I had a dream. 253 00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:33,945 Okay, look, enough with the black stuff, man. 254 00:12:33,969 --> 00:12:35,230 No, no, really. 255 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,130 Look, James is coming by. 256 00:12:36,154 --> 00:12:37,766 Just try and keep it together. 257 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,651 At first I was upset because you were hanging out 258 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:41,570 with James all the time. All right, listen, 259 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,004 I know I haven't been around much, 260 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:44,873 but me and James got a lot in common- 261 00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,575 No, it's okay. That's what I'm saying. 262 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,692 Look, I get it now. 263 00:12:47,716 --> 00:12:49,811 I've been acting like an idiot, and... 264 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:51,463 I'm sorry. 265 00:12:51,487 --> 00:12:53,638 All right. Then we're cool. 266 00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:56,434 Hey, Deac. You ready? 267 00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,569 Yeah. Oh, and by the way, this is my friend Doug. 268 00:12:58,593 --> 00:13:00,305 Uh, James Robinson. 269 00:13:00,329 --> 00:13:02,040 Hey, good to meet you. Good to meet you. 270 00:13:02,064 --> 00:13:03,458 I'll be back in a couple of seconds. 271 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:04,942 I gotta drop off my route sheet. 272 00:13:04,966 --> 00:13:06,133 All right. 273 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:19,191 S- so, how do you like delivering for Sparkletts? 274 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,225 It's good. I can't complain. 275 00:13:20,249 --> 00:13:22,093 I deliver to three different pizza places, 276 00:13:22,117 --> 00:13:23,918 and I like my cheese. 277 00:13:26,738 --> 00:13:29,751 So, you, uh-You guys going out to a jazz club tonight? 278 00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:31,702 Jazz? Jazz blows. 279 00:13:31,726 --> 00:13:33,171 Yeah, I'm more into classic rock. 280 00:13:33,195 --> 00:13:34,839 You know, Aerosmith, Van Halen. 281 00:13:34,863 --> 00:13:36,931 I'm kind of on an Eddie Money kick right now. 282 00:13:37,499 --> 00:13:39,183 I love Eddie Money. 283 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,213 Anyway, we're heading up to Regan's. 284 00:13:42,237 --> 00:13:44,081 They've got a wing eating contest tonight. 285 00:13:44,105 --> 00:13:46,033 Somebody broke my record, so... 286 00:13:46,057 --> 00:13:47,585 Gotta win my belt back. 287 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,053 I'm gonna hit the restroom. 288 00:13:49,077 --> 00:13:51,345 I gotta change into my eating clothes. 289 00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,693 I have eating clothes. 290 00:13:54,717 --> 00:13:57,261 Wh-what's going on? What are you talking about? 291 00:13:57,285 --> 00:13:59,030 James remind you of anybody? 292 00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:00,431 I don't know. Uh... 293 00:14:00,455 --> 00:14:02,123 Kirby Puckett? 294 00:14:03,058 --> 00:14:04,435 Let me give you a few clues, okay? 295 00:14:04,459 --> 00:14:06,470 He's a driver who likes his cheese, 296 00:14:06,494 --> 00:14:09,440 hates jazz, and is a former wing eating champion. 297 00:14:09,464 --> 00:14:12,466 You went out and got yourself a black Doug. 298 00:14:13,151 --> 00:14:14,463 What? 299 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,047 I had no problem when you were out there 300 00:14:16,071 --> 00:14:17,682 taking care of your black needs, 301 00:14:17,706 --> 00:14:20,719 but this guy isn't giving you anything that I can't. 302 00:14:20,743 --> 00:14:22,787 Oh, I see. So if me and James 303 00:14:22,811 --> 00:14:24,923 were out drinking Cristal and break dancing, 304 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,508 you'd be okay with that. 305 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,226 Absolutely. 306 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:29,276 I am so sorry. 307 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,879 From now on, I'll run my friends by you 308 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,463 to make sure they're black enough. 309 00:14:32,487 --> 00:14:34,449 Hey, I was just trying to have a heart-to-heart. 310 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,651 You're the one who made it ugly. 311 00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:39,927 Fine. I'll go to the Foxy Brown film festival by myself. 312 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,128 Please, we don't want no trouble. 313 00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:49,064 No, no. No trouble. 314 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:51,032 Hey, Sue. Oh, hi, Carrie. 315 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,585 No cancellations yet, but I'll call you. 316 00:14:53,609 --> 00:14:55,921 Listen, you can cut the act. I already talked to Holly. 317 00:14:55,945 --> 00:14:57,505 Oh. Yeah. The thing is, 318 00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:59,658 I've been doing a lot of thinking, and you're right. 319 00:14:59,682 --> 00:15:03,217 I can be too demanding, inconsiderate, and rude. Ha! 320 00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,329 The bottom line is, 321 00:15:05,353 --> 00:15:07,048 um, I can be somewhat of a, um- 322 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,850 What's your people's word for "bitch"? 323 00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:11,609 Around here, we say "Carrie." 324 00:15:13,111 --> 00:15:14,645 That's a good one. Ouch. 325 00:15:15,647 --> 00:15:16,991 Anyway, from now on, 326 00:15:17,015 --> 00:15:18,760 I will just come in, pick my color, 327 00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:21,363 read my People and keep my yap shut. Ha! 328 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,398 Oh, and here, I got you a bunch of rattles and crap 329 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,732 for your new bundle of joy. 330 00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:25,900 Oh, how sweet. 331 00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:28,486 Yeah. So I'm back in? No. 332 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,805 What do you mean, "no"? I just apologized. 333 00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:32,874 I brought you a beautiful gift for the baby. 334 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:36,227 Yeah, about me being pregnant... 335 00:15:36,251 --> 00:15:39,036 I- You made up a baby? 336 00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:41,416 You're very difficult. 337 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,552 Oh. Okay, Sue, you know what? That's fine. 338 00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:48,173 There are 10 other nail salons on this block alone, 339 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,907 salons that would be happy to have me, okay? 340 00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:52,400 So sayonara to you and your fake baby and... 341 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:03,977 May? 342 00:16:07,082 --> 00:16:09,250 Carrie Heffernan. 343 00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:11,862 Hi. 344 00:16:11,886 --> 00:16:14,399 Do you have someone available? I just need a manicure. 345 00:16:14,423 --> 00:16:16,590 Name? Carrie Heffernan. 346 00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:18,909 No. We can't take you. 347 00:16:19,995 --> 00:16:22,173 What? Can't take you. 348 00:16:22,197 --> 00:16:23,531 Okay. 349 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,279 Hey, what-? What are you doing here? 350 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,930 Signed up for the contest. 351 00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:36,965 What? 352 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,499 Pretty sure it's open to anybody. 353 00:17:38,523 --> 00:17:40,001 Uh, I didn't see any signs that said: 354 00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:42,510 "No white Dougs allowed." 355 00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:46,291 All right, gentlemen, to your wings. 356 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,177 You'll have 12 minutes to eat as many wings as you can, 357 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,963 and per Competitive Eating Association rules, 358 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,521 throw up, you're thrown out. 359 00:17:55,457 --> 00:17:57,135 On your mark... 360 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,242 get set... 361 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,912 eat! 362 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,518 Yeah. Come on. 363 00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:14,041 Yeah! 364 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:31,636 Down goes Robinson. It's over. 365 00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,371 The winner, Doug Heffernan. 366 00:18:33,395 --> 00:18:35,229 Yeah! 367 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,195 All right, why don't you, uh, say goodbye to James, 368 00:18:41,219 --> 00:18:42,847 and you and me will get out of here? 369 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,833 What? I won. I beat him. 370 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,151 You're back with me now. 371 00:18:46,175 --> 00:18:48,903 I'm not going with you. 372 00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:49,720 What? 373 00:18:49,744 --> 00:18:51,522 What, you think I pick my friends 374 00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:53,558 by who eats the most chicken wings? 375 00:18:53,582 --> 00:18:55,193 Heh! That's silly. Heh-heh! 376 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,261 Look, I-I don't know how you pick your friends, 377 00:18:57,285 --> 00:18:59,998 but all I'm saying is I just ate 200 chicken wings for you. 378 00:19:00,022 --> 00:19:01,916 Yeah, and I don't think you would do that for me, 379 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,369 and I gotta tell you, that hurts, you know? 380 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,837 Doug, come on. I don't understand 381 00:19:05,861 --> 00:19:07,205 why you're getting all crazy. 382 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,090 Because we're supposed to be best friends. 383 00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:11,859 We are. That hasn't changed. 384 00:19:11,883 --> 00:19:13,985 You just gotta learn how to chill out a little. 385 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,008 I like your belt. 386 00:19:22,544 --> 00:19:24,405 Actually, it's a replica. 387 00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,263 They keep the real one in Cleveland. 388 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,094 So, you, uh... 389 00:19:30,118 --> 00:19:31,529 going out with James now, or... 390 00:19:31,553 --> 00:19:34,599 'Cause I was thinking about grabbing some dessert. 391 00:19:34,623 --> 00:19:36,333 Dessert? 392 00:19:36,357 --> 00:19:38,453 You just ate 10 pounds of chicken wings. 393 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:39,320 Yeah. 394 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,679 I need a little something sweet.