1 00:00:38,571 --> 00:00:40,783 Okay. You didn't pause the movie. 2 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:42,017 You didn't ask me to. 3 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:44,119 I shouldn't have to ask. 4 00:00:44,143 --> 00:00:46,304 If someone leaves the room, you press pause. 5 00:00:46,328 --> 00:00:48,407 I mean, we're not animals. 6 00:00:48,431 --> 00:00:50,743 You only missed a minute. 7 00:00:50,767 --> 00:00:52,277 Wait a second, they're in Egypt now. 8 00:00:52,301 --> 00:00:53,946 How the hell did they get out of Jersey? 9 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,738 All right, fine. I will rewind it. 10 00:00:57,073 --> 00:00:59,651 Great. I-I just saw Nigel get killed in reverse. 11 00:00:59,675 --> 00:01:01,087 Well, what do you want me to do? 12 00:01:01,111 --> 00:01:03,272 You stop and then rewind. 13 00:01:03,296 --> 00:01:04,606 Then I'm gonna go too far. 14 00:01:04,630 --> 00:01:05,891 That's a small price to pay. 15 00:01:05,915 --> 00:01:07,909 O- o-okay. You know what? New rule. 16 00:01:07,933 --> 00:01:11,447 Someone leaves the room, you press pause. 17 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:12,838 Yeah. All right. 18 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:16,118 Hello. 19 00:01:16,142 --> 00:01:18,020 Oh, hey, Lisa. 20 00:01:18,044 --> 00:01:19,722 Yeah, I have it in my address book. 21 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,724 Hang on one second. 22 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,092 Yeah. Mm. 23 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:24,149 Yeah. 24 00:01:25,218 --> 00:01:26,229 What? 25 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:27,696 The wedding's off? 26 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:28,764 Oh, my god. 27 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:30,389 Tell me everything. 28 00:01:39,048 --> 00:01:40,482 Okay, new rule. 29 00:01:48,474 --> 00:01:51,253 Doug. Doug, I am trying to talk to you. 30 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:52,621 What do you need? 31 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:54,790 I- I-I just need more hot sauce for my wings. 32 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:56,408 You have plenty right there. 33 00:01:56,432 --> 00:01:57,726 Are you kidding me? Look at my hands. 34 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:59,127 They're almost clean. Sh- 35 00:01:59,151 --> 00:02:01,186 Should look like I just delivered a baby. 36 00:02:02,855 --> 00:02:05,918 Anyway, as you may or may not know, 37 00:02:05,942 --> 00:02:07,653 it's almost Valentine's Day- 38 00:02:07,677 --> 00:02:08,987 Yeah-Excuse me, could I get- 39 00:02:09,011 --> 00:02:11,089 Okay, that was intentional right there. 40 00:02:11,113 --> 00:02:12,424 Look. 41 00:02:12,448 --> 00:02:14,577 Please try and focus. 42 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:16,628 Now, Valentine's Day is coming up, 43 00:02:16,652 --> 00:02:18,280 and we've been kind of slacking off, 44 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,182 and I thought we could do something special. 45 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:22,685 Do you any id-Okey-dokey. 46 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:25,287 You finished with this? Thank you. 47 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,956 Okay. There. Great, thank you. 48 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,891 Now I can focus, all right. I'm all yours, baby. 49 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,325 Lay it on me. Okay, good. 50 00:02:30,349 --> 00:02:31,777 So, Valentine's Day... 51 00:02:31,801 --> 00:02:34,363 Hold that thought. I just gotta get a refill here. Oh, my God. 52 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:35,664 Oh, jeez. 53 00:02:35,688 --> 00:02:37,033 Danny's here. 54 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:38,484 So? Ah. 55 00:02:38,508 --> 00:02:40,486 Some girl dumped him, and he's all depressed. 56 00:02:40,510 --> 00:02:42,187 Depressed and annoying. 57 00:02:42,211 --> 00:02:44,789 That's a rough combo. 58 00:02:44,813 --> 00:02:45,775 Hey, guys. 59 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:46,909 Hi, Danny. 60 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:48,044 What you up to? 61 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:49,078 Ah, you know, 62 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,636 just grabbing a cold one by myself. 63 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:53,806 Don't need any lady dragging me down. 64 00:02:55,541 --> 00:02:58,838 All alone, just the way I like it. 65 00:02:58,862 --> 00:03:00,606 Love my alone time. In fact, if you want- 66 00:03:00,630 --> 00:03:01,730 you know what - take her. 67 00:03:02,899 --> 00:03:04,810 Get her out of here. 68 00:03:04,834 --> 00:03:06,662 I'm kidding. I'll see you tomorrow, man. 69 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,547 Join us. Come on, join us. 70 00:03:08,571 --> 00:03:09,515 Oh, yeah, okay, thanks. 71 00:03:09,539 --> 00:03:11,100 You wanna order something to eat? 72 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:12,400 Uh, nah. 73 00:03:12,424 --> 00:03:14,770 Just gonna drink till they call me a cab. 74 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:17,806 It's been working pretty well. 75 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:19,007 So Doug tells me you and the girl 76 00:03:19,031 --> 00:03:20,409 you were dating broke up? 77 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:23,529 God, I really thought Porsche was the one, you know? 78 00:03:23,553 --> 00:03:25,297 Then I found out she was stripping. 79 00:03:25,321 --> 00:03:26,165 Really? 80 00:03:26,189 --> 00:03:27,650 Yeah. And not even in a club. 81 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,508 Just in general. 82 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,053 I don't know what I'm doing wrong. 83 00:03:32,077 --> 00:03:33,221 I mean... 84 00:03:33,245 --> 00:03:35,724 what was it about Doug that attracted you? 85 00:03:35,748 --> 00:03:38,677 Actually, Danny, very common question. Um... 86 00:03:38,701 --> 00:03:40,312 Oh, please. 87 00:03:40,336 --> 00:03:42,447 You wanted me from the moment you saw me 88 00:03:42,471 --> 00:03:44,873 in my mesh shirt and white jeans. 89 00:03:46,508 --> 00:03:48,103 Yeah. You're thinking about it right now. 90 00:03:48,127 --> 00:03:49,561 You're welcome, baby. 91 00:03:51,430 --> 00:03:52,774 Actually, that mesh shirt 92 00:03:52,798 --> 00:03:54,666 made you look like a bag of onions. 93 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:00,873 Sweet onions. 94 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:04,486 That you loved to peel. 95 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:06,255 And they wouldn't make you cry... 96 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:08,390 because they, uh... 97 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:10,015 I'm done. 98 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:13,228 Actually, Danny, what attracted me to Doug 99 00:04:13,252 --> 00:04:14,864 was that he was, um... 100 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,932 He was a nice guy, and he made me laugh. 101 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:19,902 And, um... he surprised me. 102 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,052 Really? How? 103 00:04:21,076 --> 00:04:23,038 Well, um, one night, 104 00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:24,773 when we were first dating - Oh. 105 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:26,308 What? It's adora- 106 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:28,777 We were dating, and I wasn't totally sold on him yet. 107 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:30,980 And we're just out walking, and he gets real silent. 108 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:32,982 And I turn to him and I go, "What's the matter?" 109 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:34,283 And he says, um... 110 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:35,517 No, you tell him. 111 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:36,518 It's nothing! 112 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:38,087 Tell him. Tell him. All right. 113 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:41,323 I just said, "You didn't just save my life, brown eyes... 114 00:04:41,347 --> 00:04:43,993 you made my life worth saving." 115 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,345 Isn't that beautiful? 116 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:48,547 Truck driver, poet. Somebody signed up 117 00:04:48,571 --> 00:04:50,339 for the premium package. 118 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:52,351 Yes, I did. 119 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,352 And you know what? 120 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,786 That line just showed me 121 00:04:54,810 --> 00:04:56,155 that Doug wasn't just this big, 122 00:04:56,179 --> 00:04:59,325 goofy jock, you know? 123 00:04:59,349 --> 00:05:01,326 You see that right there? Th-that's what I want. 124 00:05:01,350 --> 00:05:04,196 Ah, you know, why can't I find a great girl? 125 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,581 I could tell you the truth, but... 126 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:06,972 it'd feel like a donkey kick. 127 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,651 You know what it is, Danny? 128 00:05:09,675 --> 00:05:12,288 Every girl you meet, you-You say that she's it, you know? 129 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,521 I know, I know. 130 00:05:13,545 --> 00:05:15,491 And relationships aren't like that, you know? 131 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:18,059 I mean, sex is important, but you gotta be friends first. 132 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:20,729 You gotta connect on emotional level. 133 00:05:20,753 --> 00:05:22,431 Really? Yeah. Right, honey? 134 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:24,873 You know what I need? Some blue cheese. That's all. 135 00:05:26,942 --> 00:05:28,994 Ah. Buddy, can I get another one? 136 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,101 Just leave the bottle. 137 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:43,853 Oh. Hey, Danny. 138 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:45,654 Holly. What are you doing here? 139 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,256 Oh, my apartment's being fumigated, 140 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,624 so I have to be out for the night. 141 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:50,226 And I just broke up with my boyfriend, 142 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:52,895 so there goes crashing in his van. 143 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:55,553 And after I just carpeted it. 144 00:05:56,722 --> 00:05:59,168 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 145 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,836 I just broke up with my girlfriend too. 146 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,272 Well-I thought she broke up with you. 147 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,640 What is it, in the papers? 148 00:06:05,664 --> 00:06:06,975 Oh, don't worry about it. 149 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:08,977 I mean, relationships suck, right, Danny? 150 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:10,813 Ugh. Tell me about it. 151 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:12,281 I mean, I'll tell you one guy 152 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,016 that'll never let you down though. 153 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,084 Mr. Samuel Adams. Mm-hm. 154 00:06:16,108 --> 00:06:17,853 You know who else is always there for you? 155 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,288 Mr. Jack Daniels! 156 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:20,812 Let's go, barkeep. 157 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,931 All right, this will just take two seconds, 158 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:30,599 and we'll get right back to the office. 159 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:31,800 Oh, no rush. 160 00:06:31,824 --> 00:06:34,103 Wednesday afternoons my boss has his affair. 161 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,537 Thanks a lot. 162 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:37,205 Hi, can I help you? Yes, hi. 163 00:06:37,229 --> 00:06:39,508 I bought a beer mug here last week, 164 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:41,977 and I want to have something engraved on it. 165 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:43,661 No problem. Let me just get my pad. Okay. 166 00:06:43,685 --> 00:06:45,146 What are you putting on it? 167 00:06:45,170 --> 00:06:47,082 Oh, just something Doug said to me 168 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:48,283 when we were first dating. 169 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:50,853 And, uh, I was just thinking about it yesterday. 170 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:53,037 What did he say? Oh, well, 171 00:06:53,061 --> 00:06:55,090 we were just out walking and out of the blue he said, um, 172 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:57,226 "You didn't just save my life, brown eyes, 173 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,752 you made my life worth saving." 174 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:04,066 That is so sweet. 175 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,051 Isn't it? I know. I just wanted to find a cute way 176 00:07:06,075 --> 00:07:07,936 to tell him that I feel the same way. 177 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,905 And with the amount of beer he drinks, um... 178 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:11,273 he'll see it a lot. 179 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:12,541 Okay. Yeah. 180 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:14,726 Okay. What would you like on it? 181 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:16,545 Okay. Uh, right across the front, 182 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:17,779 I would like it to say, 183 00:07:17,803 --> 00:07:20,549 "You didn't just save my life, brown eyes, 184 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:23,875 you made my life worth saving." 185 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:27,478 That's excellent. 186 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:31,193 What-? What's so funny? 187 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:33,061 No, it's just-I love that movie. 188 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:34,746 What movie? 189 00:07:34,770 --> 00:07:36,398 McCormick and Jojo? 190 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:38,650 You're saying that line came from a movie? 191 00:07:38,674 --> 00:07:40,452 Yeah. Erik Estrada plays a cop, 192 00:07:40,476 --> 00:07:43,005 and he says it at the end to his partner, Jojo. 193 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,262 The monkey? 194 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:47,943 He says it to a monkey? 195 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:48,810 Yeah. 196 00:07:48,834 --> 00:07:50,562 We'll see you back at the office. 197 00:07:50,586 --> 00:07:52,153 Okay. Yeah, yeah, I'll see you there. 198 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,880 Danny, did you hide my lactose pills again? 199 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:07,385 You know, I'm glad you think my condition is so funny. 200 00:08:10,088 --> 00:08:11,700 Oh. Hey, Spence. 201 00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:13,301 Holly? 202 00:08:13,325 --> 00:08:15,520 Hey. Good morning, buddy. 203 00:08:15,544 --> 00:08:16,944 Okay... 204 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:21,175 Oh, hey, I just wanna say thanks again for last night. 205 00:08:21,199 --> 00:08:23,484 Oh, hey. Thank you so much for everything. 206 00:08:24,256 --> 00:08:25,256 See you guys later. 207 00:08:26,922 --> 00:08:28,283 Hey, nice P.J.s there, buddy. 208 00:08:28,307 --> 00:08:29,717 I like the Western theme. 209 00:08:29,741 --> 00:08:31,942 What do you got, a little bucking bronco there? Ooh! 210 00:08:33,011 --> 00:08:34,078 I kid 'cause I'm in love. 211 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:38,226 Did Holly spend the night? 212 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:39,945 No, no, no. She just came here this morning 213 00:08:39,969 --> 00:08:40,946 to put on her shoes. 214 00:08:40,970 --> 00:08:42,737 Yeah, she spent the night. 215 00:08:44,373 --> 00:08:45,450 Why? 216 00:08:45,474 --> 00:08:47,219 Well, her apartment's being fumigated. 217 00:08:47,243 --> 00:08:48,870 I told her she could crash on my couch. 218 00:08:48,894 --> 00:08:50,572 And then she-She makes up some story 219 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:52,274 about it having a busted spring 220 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:54,075 that made her feel uncomfortable. 221 00:08:54,099 --> 00:08:55,944 There is a busted spring. 222 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:58,279 Anyway, point is that, uh, you know, 223 00:08:58,303 --> 00:08:59,714 I was gentlemanly enough 224 00:08:59,738 --> 00:09:02,450 to, uh, give her refuge in my bedroom. 225 00:09:02,474 --> 00:09:03,651 Oh, my God. 226 00:09:03,675 --> 00:09:05,920 So you guys actually slept together? 227 00:09:05,944 --> 00:09:07,705 Yup. Emphasis... 228 00:09:07,729 --> 00:09:09,497 on slept. 229 00:09:10,649 --> 00:09:12,761 I- Wait-So wait a minute. So you guys didn't- 230 00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:14,819 No. No, we did not. 231 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:18,232 We didn't touch all night. 232 00:09:18,256 --> 00:09:20,401 What are you bragging about? 233 00:09:20,425 --> 00:09:23,738 See, relationships aren't just about sex. 234 00:09:23,762 --> 00:09:25,240 You gotta be friends with someone. 235 00:09:25,264 --> 00:09:27,709 You gotta connect emotionally, you know. 236 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,777 And the fact that she did not sleep with me 237 00:09:29,801 --> 00:09:31,635 proves she's into me as a person. 238 00:09:40,763 --> 00:09:42,741 Hey. I was thinking about what you said. 239 00:09:42,765 --> 00:09:44,242 You wanted to do something special 240 00:09:44,266 --> 00:09:45,509 for Valentine's Day. 241 00:09:45,533 --> 00:09:48,613 Well, what says I love you 242 00:09:48,637 --> 00:09:52,550 more than seeing a Van Halen cover band... 243 00:09:52,574 --> 00:09:54,685 followed by... 244 00:09:54,709 --> 00:09:56,354 a candlelit dinner 245 00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:58,689 at the restaurant of your choosing? 246 00:09:58,713 --> 00:10:00,915 As long as they serve chili. 247 00:10:02,751 --> 00:10:05,019 Okay. We'll see. 248 00:10:06,088 --> 00:10:07,398 What's all this? 249 00:10:07,422 --> 00:10:10,969 Oh, I just got us some takeout from Shanghai Gardens, 250 00:10:10,993 --> 00:10:12,893 and I rented us a movie to watch. 251 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:15,807 Cool! Yeah. 252 00:10:15,831 --> 00:10:17,074 What'd y-? What'd you get? 253 00:10:17,098 --> 00:10:18,843 Oh, just a little movie from the '80s 254 00:10:18,867 --> 00:10:20,635 that caught my fancy. 255 00:10:22,504 --> 00:10:24,439 McCormick and Jojo. 256 00:10:27,175 --> 00:10:29,844 Hang on, Jojo. Hang on! 257 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:36,027 McCormick, get the hell outta there! 258 00:10:36,051 --> 00:10:37,562 JoJo's here. No way- 259 00:10:37,586 --> 00:10:39,464 This doesn't look like the beginning. 260 00:10:39,488 --> 00:10:40,699 No, Doug, it's more like the end. 261 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:43,167 Don't you die on me. 262 00:10:43,191 --> 00:10:44,902 Don't you leave me! 263 00:10:44,926 --> 00:10:46,804 Let me tell you something. 264 00:10:46,828 --> 00:10:49,406 You didn't just save my life, brown eyes, 265 00:10:49,430 --> 00:10:51,365 you made my life worth saving. 266 00:11:08,717 --> 00:11:11,095 Case you were wondering, Jojo makes it. 267 00:11:11,119 --> 00:11:13,464 I can't believe you! 268 00:11:13,488 --> 00:11:15,233 Take it easy, Carrie. 269 00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:16,834 Doug, do you know how humiliated I was? 270 00:11:16,858 --> 00:11:17,935 I mean, there I was 271 00:11:17,959 --> 00:11:19,870 bragging about how romantic my husband is, 272 00:11:19,894 --> 00:11:22,073 about how beautiful this line was. 273 00:11:22,097 --> 00:11:23,341 And a clerk in the store tells me 274 00:11:23,365 --> 00:11:25,377 it was originally said to a monkey! 275 00:11:25,401 --> 00:11:27,445 A monkey that knows karate. 276 00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:28,430 Oh, my God. 277 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,698 And when I think about all the times I told this story. 278 00:11:30,722 --> 00:11:32,066 People must think I'm an idiot. 279 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:34,502 Carrie, hardly anyone saw McCormick and Jojo. 280 00:11:34,526 --> 00:11:36,638 It came out the same time as Turner and Hooch 281 00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:39,741 and just got steamrolled. 282 00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:41,125 Let me ask you a question, Doug. 283 00:11:41,149 --> 00:11:42,460 When you call me brown eyes, 284 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:45,530 are you thinking about me or the monkey? 285 00:11:45,554 --> 00:11:47,898 Almost always you. Okay, that's- 286 00:11:47,922 --> 00:11:49,450 I'm kidding! Come on- 287 00:11:49,474 --> 00:11:51,119 This happened 10 years ago. 288 00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:53,054 I've done tons worse stuff since then. 289 00:11:53,078 --> 00:11:54,555 Doug, you don't understand. 290 00:11:54,579 --> 00:11:56,307 Okay, when you said that line to me, 291 00:11:56,331 --> 00:11:58,109 it was at a time when I wasn't sure about us. 292 00:11:58,133 --> 00:12:00,178 I didn't know if I wanted to get serious with you. 293 00:12:00,202 --> 00:12:01,445 And do you know 294 00:12:01,469 --> 00:12:03,380 that there was a guy that was interested in me 295 00:12:03,404 --> 00:12:04,782 who was a med student at Columbia 296 00:12:04,806 --> 00:12:06,250 and on the rowing team. 297 00:12:06,274 --> 00:12:09,721 Today he's an orthopedic surgeon in the city. 298 00:12:09,745 --> 00:12:12,113 But I chose you. 299 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,049 That's gotta sting. 300 00:12:18,353 --> 00:12:21,232 The point is, Doug, I really liked you, 301 00:12:21,256 --> 00:12:24,068 but that line put it over the top. 302 00:12:24,092 --> 00:12:25,703 I mean, when you could reach down 303 00:12:25,727 --> 00:12:28,672 a- and come up with something so heartfelt and beautiful. 304 00:12:28,696 --> 00:12:32,009 I mean, that really told me something about you. 305 00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:34,112 But it turns out it was just a lie. 306 00:12:34,136 --> 00:12:35,964 I- I stole the line, oh-But you know what? 307 00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:37,198 Let me tell you something. 308 00:12:37,222 --> 00:12:38,967 I've said so many other beautiful things 309 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:41,258 that were all me. Really? Like what? 310 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:43,738 I- Just last week 311 00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:45,773 at Deacon and Kelly's. 312 00:12:45,797 --> 00:12:47,458 Are you talking about when you said 313 00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:49,883 I would make a good-looking guy? 314 00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:52,964 Yeah. 315 00:12:52,988 --> 00:12:54,165 You throw on a denim jacket 316 00:12:54,189 --> 00:12:55,833 and you cut your hair short, 317 00:12:55,857 --> 00:12:58,125 you got a nice Ralph Macchio thing going. 318 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,272 And you think that's beautiful. 319 00:13:01,296 --> 00:13:03,574 It's pretty solid. 320 00:13:03,598 --> 00:13:05,793 Look, Carrie, we've been married for 10 years, 321 00:13:05,817 --> 00:13:07,112 and it's working. 322 00:13:07,136 --> 00:13:08,913 You know, so I stole a line from a movie. 323 00:13:08,937 --> 00:13:12,250 Who cares? That's the way you feel? 324 00:13:12,274 --> 00:13:13,284 I- I mean that in a good way. 325 00:13:13,308 --> 00:13:14,652 I mean, look, when we first met, 326 00:13:14,676 --> 00:13:16,154 we had to be at our best. 327 00:13:16,178 --> 00:13:20,181 But now it's like I'm fat, you're mean, who cares? 328 00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:27,115 I care. 329 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,316 Oh, okay, I understand what this is about now. 330 00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:31,085 All right, all right, I'm getting it now. 331 00:13:31,109 --> 00:13:32,854 You're just-You're gonna bust my chops 332 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:34,422 till I come up with another line. 333 00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:36,157 No, Doug, I don't want another line, okay? 334 00:13:36,181 --> 00:13:38,309 Oh, well, too bad, 'cause you're getting one. 335 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:41,463 Well, you better get moving. Blockbuster closes at 10. 336 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,848 I don't need Blockbuster. This is gonna be all me. 337 00:13:43,872 --> 00:13:45,683 It's gonna be so touching and heartfelt, 338 00:13:45,707 --> 00:13:47,375 you're gonna feel like a piece of crap. 339 00:13:48,443 --> 00:13:50,611 A piece of crap! 340 00:14:00,522 --> 00:14:02,506 Hey, guy. 341 00:14:07,412 --> 00:14:09,356 Uh, well, this is awkward, 342 00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:11,775 'cause I didn't get you anything. 343 00:14:11,799 --> 00:14:13,928 Funny. It's for Holly. 344 00:14:13,952 --> 00:14:16,047 You got her a Valentine's Day gift? 345 00:14:16,071 --> 00:14:17,715 Does she even know? 346 00:14:17,739 --> 00:14:18,483 I have a call in to her. 347 00:14:18,507 --> 00:14:20,434 But she hasn't called you back. 348 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:23,504 All part of the dance. 349 00:14:23,528 --> 00:14:26,240 Is this a two-person dance or... 350 00:14:26,264 --> 00:14:28,610 Okay, look, y-y-you wanna see me talk to her? 351 00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,001 'Cause I'll call her right now. 352 00:14:35,991 --> 00:14:39,837 Ah, phone machine. She's probably screening. 353 00:14:39,861 --> 00:14:41,922 Oh, hey, Hol, it's, uh-It's me. Are you there? 354 00:14:41,946 --> 00:14:43,458 Pick up. 355 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,126 If you're there, pick up, Holly. 356 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,460 It's me. 357 00:14:46,484 --> 00:14:48,552 Pick up. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up- 358 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:53,517 Uh, I got about 70 dead cockroaches under the bed, 359 00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:55,453 and I think you might have some rat droppings 360 00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:56,921 behind the radiator. 361 00:14:56,945 --> 00:14:58,806 Hey. 362 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,831 Are your eyes blue? 363 00:15:02,851 --> 00:15:05,119 If you want 'em to be. 364 00:15:07,972 --> 00:15:08,950 So... 365 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,075 uh, tag, you're it. 366 00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:17,609 She's probably out getting my Valentine's Day gift. 367 00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:21,261 Yeah. That's probably what she's doing right now. 368 00:15:21,285 --> 00:15:22,830 God. 369 00:15:22,854 --> 00:15:24,872 Oh. Okay. 370 00:15:26,107 --> 00:15:28,620 I think I know what's going on here. 371 00:15:28,644 --> 00:15:30,871 You're down about my relationship with Holly 372 00:15:30,895 --> 00:15:32,724 because you don't have anyone right now. 373 00:15:32,748 --> 00:15:33,741 Danny, I-Oh. 374 00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:35,210 And here I am, walking around, 375 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:38,446 bragging and showing off the fantastic bear I got her. 376 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,348 Okay, you're completely delusional. 377 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:44,652 Oh. You are in so much pain, buddy, aren't you? 378 00:15:44,676 --> 00:15:47,255 Don't worry. It'll happen for you. 379 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,389 One of these days, 380 00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:50,981 you'll have exactly what I have. 381 00:16:00,508 --> 00:16:01,885 Okay, how about this? 382 00:16:01,909 --> 00:16:03,387 "Carrie... 383 00:16:03,411 --> 00:16:06,007 "my love for you... 384 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:07,408 "is... 385 00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:08,732 good." 386 00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:12,730 All right, come on, concentrate. 387 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,532 If my love... 388 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:17,602 for you was a season... 389 00:16:17,626 --> 00:16:19,770 it would be fall... 390 00:16:19,794 --> 00:16:22,229 'cause I fell f-for you. 391 00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:27,444 I- it would be autumn, 'cause my love is... 392 00:16:27,468 --> 00:16:28,903 automatic. 393 00:16:30,505 --> 00:16:33,434 Oh, my God, you sound like a gay serial killer, man. 394 00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:34,635 Let me help you out. 395 00:16:34,659 --> 00:16:36,503 I'm a wordsmith. 396 00:16:36,527 --> 00:16:38,879 No help, okay? That's how I got in trouble the first time. 397 00:16:40,048 --> 00:16:42,360 My God, I got nothing here. 398 00:16:42,384 --> 00:16:44,429 Look at this, I-I got rhymes. That's all I got. 399 00:16:44,453 --> 00:16:46,464 "Love, dove. 400 00:16:46,488 --> 00:16:48,599 "Hitler, Bette Midler." 401 00:16:48,623 --> 00:16:50,501 What the hell am I doing? 402 00:16:50,525 --> 00:16:52,470 Hey, Doug, do you get any reception in here? 403 00:16:52,494 --> 00:16:54,872 Oh, man, your phone's fine. Holly's not gonna call. 404 00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:56,006 Yes, she is. 405 00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:58,258 I'm your valentine. 406 00:16:58,282 --> 00:17:01,395 Just give me the bear, and let's end the charade. 407 00:17:01,419 --> 00:17:03,748 Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. How about this? 408 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,816 "You're not just who I love, 409 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,875 you're who I am." 410 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:10,972 That's actually pretty good. 411 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:13,408 And you came up with that all by yourself? 412 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:14,809 Yeah, I did. I mean, 413 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,661 "You're not just who I love, you're who I am." 414 00:17:16,685 --> 00:17:18,879 That-That's it. That's my line. 415 00:17:18,903 --> 00:17:20,638 It's Holly. Anyone home? 416 00:17:22,073 --> 00:17:23,184 Well, well, well. 417 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,952 Look who finally tracked me down. 418 00:17:24,976 --> 00:17:27,277 Guess you can kiss the bear goodbye. 419 00:17:28,446 --> 00:17:29,874 Hey, Hol. Oh, hey, Carrie. 420 00:17:29,898 --> 00:17:32,226 I just stopped by to drop off a Valentine's Day card 421 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:34,679 and my bill for your dad. Oh, okay. Thanks. 422 00:17:34,703 --> 00:17:35,946 Hey, we better get moving. 423 00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:37,715 I wanna wash this pesticide out of my hair 424 00:17:37,739 --> 00:17:38,839 before we hit Bennigan's. 425 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:43,437 Oh, hey, Carrie. This is Rick. He's my exterminator. 426 00:17:43,461 --> 00:17:44,705 How nice. 427 00:17:44,729 --> 00:17:46,641 So you happy with your current bug guy? 428 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,943 He's fantastic. 429 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,211 I'll keep him in mind. Thank you. 430 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,612 Hey, Hol. Hey, Danny. 431 00:17:51,636 --> 00:17:53,881 Aw. Cute bear. Bye. 432 00:17:53,905 --> 00:17:54,932 Bye. 433 00:17:54,956 --> 00:17:56,267 Ho-Holly! 434 00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,902 Carrie, I got something to tell you. 435 00:17:57,926 --> 00:18:00,088 You're not just who I love, you're who I am. 436 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,622 Holly! 437 00:18:01,646 --> 00:18:04,392 Hey! You stole my line! 438 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,510 Danny just stole my line! What? 439 00:18:06,534 --> 00:18:08,446 You're not just who I love, you're who I am. 440 00:18:08,470 --> 00:18:09,847 That's my line. 441 00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:11,933 Doug, I told you, I don't want another line. 442 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,101 You're just saying that 'cause Danny just said it. 443 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:16,671 'Cause if I would've said it, it would have looked like this: 444 00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:19,540 I'm telling-You'd be cooking me eggs in lingerie. 445 00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:21,892 Okay. Whatever you say. 446 00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:23,678 Okay, you know what? That-That's it. 447 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,480 Forget it. I-I-I've had it. I can't- 448 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:26,937 I can't do this. 449 00:18:29,674 --> 00:18:31,952 There's like 50 pages here. 450 00:18:31,976 --> 00:18:33,320 Yeah, I know. 451 00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:35,789 Is that the Arby's logo? 452 00:18:35,813 --> 00:18:38,208 Part of my process. 453 00:18:38,232 --> 00:18:40,527 "Hitler, Bette Midler"? 454 00:18:40,551 --> 00:18:42,196 I don't know what I was doing there, okay. 455 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,498 All I know is I got all these feelings inside in a safe, 456 00:18:44,522 --> 00:18:45,966 and I'm trying to get the combo out 457 00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:47,168 before the thing goes off. 458 00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:49,070 And I'm, like, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh- 459 00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:50,904 Get it out! 'Cause the love wants to flow. 460 00:18:50,928 --> 00:18:51,906 Doug. The love- 461 00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:52,923 Doug. 462 00:18:52,947 --> 00:18:54,725 - Honey. - Paper. 463 00:18:54,749 --> 00:18:56,511 I think I got what I needed. 464 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:59,864 But, uh, I didn't come up with a great line. I didn't- 465 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,565 Because I didn't want another line. 466 00:19:01,589 --> 00:19:03,701 I just wanted you to do something from your heart, 467 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,136 and you did. 468 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,705 I mean, the fact that you were willing to work this hard- 469 00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:11,108 I mean... this means something to me. 470 00:19:11,132 --> 00:19:12,226 Yeah, but I just- 471 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,161 I just wanted to come up with a great line. 472 00:19:14,185 --> 00:19:17,164 Honey. And I bet you there is gonna be something in here 473 00:19:17,188 --> 00:19:19,633 that knocks me right off my feet. 474 00:19:19,657 --> 00:19:21,024 Really? Yeah. 475 00:19:30,902 --> 00:19:33,203 You know, uh, that there... Yeah, no. No. 476 00:19:37,742 --> 00:19:38,742 Yeah. 477 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:42,980 No? No. 478 00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:44,992 See, now I thought- 479 00:19:45,016 --> 00:19:45,993 Yeah. Don't love it. 480 00:19:46,017 --> 00:19:47,217 I don't love it. 481 00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:55,336 Anything? You know what? 482 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,944 I'm just gonna go with the Arby's logo. 483 00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:25,472 All right! 484 00:20:30,544 --> 00:20:33,691 Here. Don't tell anybody about this. 485 00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:35,059 Happy Valentine's Day. 486 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,583 Shut up.