1 00:00:05,587 --> 00:00:07,489 Douglas, mind if I snag 2 00:00:07,556 --> 00:00:10,225 one of more challenging sections? 3 00:00:14,136 --> 00:00:15,920 Go ahead. 4 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:28,694 Ok, you gonna read the paper, 5 00:00:28,761 --> 00:00:31,179 or are you gonna strangle someone? 6 00:00:31,331 --> 00:00:34,833 The cheap ink they use makes my fingers black. 7 00:00:45,207 --> 00:00:48,026 Ok. Thanks for wettin' down page 1. 8 00:00:49,031 --> 00:00:50,966 By the way, you got a phone call before. 9 00:00:51,033 --> 00:00:53,001 Some guy Irv from the senior center. 10 00:00:53,069 --> 00:00:54,457 He wanted to know if you could, uh, 11 00:00:54,523 --> 00:00:56,591 fill in for him at the front desk next week. 12 00:00:56,616 --> 00:01:00,251 Me? I haven't held a position of authority in years. 13 00:01:00,910 --> 00:01:03,195 No, I'm afraid I can't do it. 14 00:01:04,764 --> 00:01:06,932 Or could I? 15 00:01:08,434 --> 00:01:11,636 The will is there, but do I have the stamina? 16 00:01:11,704 --> 00:01:14,639 Damn it, if Irv needs me, I can't let him down! 17 00:01:14,707 --> 00:01:16,558 I'll do it. 18 00:01:17,352 --> 00:01:19,419 Couldn't care less. 19 00:01:46,201 --> 00:01:49,002 Let's light this candle. 20 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:55,714 Josephine, can I see you for a minute? 21 00:01:57,657 --> 00:01:58,824 Have a seat. 22 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:05,723 As you know, I'm taking over the reins from Irv. 23 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:09,060 I think we should discuss what I expect from you. 24 00:02:11,091 --> 00:02:13,343 Who are you again? 25 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:16,701 I'm the guy who's gonna make this 26 00:02:16,769 --> 00:02:20,138 the best-run senior center in the city. 27 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:21,489 That's who. 28 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:27,045 Now, what's on my calendar? 29 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:28,747 Well, let's see. 30 00:02:28,814 --> 00:02:30,015 Oh! Oh, yes. 31 00:02:30,082 --> 00:02:32,618 You know the pudding we have on wednesdays? 32 00:02:32,685 --> 00:02:36,321 Well, the salesman's coming tomorrow to pick up his check. 33 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:38,507 Pudding salesman, huh? Mm-hmm. 34 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:43,362 Find out everything you can about this guy... 35 00:02:43,429 --> 00:02:45,364 What he likes, what he hates. 36 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:48,700 If he takes a crap, I wanna know about it. 37 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:58,026 Hey, what's up, fellas? 38 00:02:58,094 --> 00:02:58,777 Hey. Hey. 39 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,695 Nice jacket there, pimp daddy. 40 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:02,714 Hey. A little gift from Kelly 41 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:03,815 for no reason at all. 42 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:06,284 It's not my birthday. Just out of the blue. 43 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,520 Wife's clearly having an affair. 44 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,223 Oh, my God. 45 00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:14,225 What's the matter? 46 00:03:14,293 --> 00:03:16,778 Sunday times. 47 00:03:16,845 --> 00:03:19,381 Wedding announcements. 48 00:03:21,049 --> 00:03:24,036 "Mr. and Mrs. Hugo battaglia of queens, New York, 49 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:25,370 "announce the upcoming marriage 50 00:03:25,438 --> 00:03:28,173 of their daughter Denise Ruth battaglia..." 51 00:03:29,108 --> 00:03:30,976 "To Scott John Van Wagner, 52 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:34,696 "son of James and Arlene Van Wagner of Memphis, Tennessee. 53 00:03:34,764 --> 00:03:36,365 "The wedding will take place 54 00:03:36,432 --> 00:03:40,402 at greater mount Morris first presbyterian church in Memphis." 55 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,087 I- I can't believe it. 56 00:03:42,154 --> 00:03:44,256 We-we broke up, like, 3 months ago, 57 00:03:44,323 --> 00:03:45,734 and now she's already getting married? 58 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:49,727 Well, maybe it's a different Denise Ruth battaglia... 59 00:03:49,795 --> 00:03:51,229 Of queens. 60 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:52,797 No. No, it's her. 61 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:54,266 It-it- 62 00:03:54,333 --> 00:03:56,268 look-look at this guy she's marrying. 63 00:03:56,335 --> 00:03:58,036 Look at this loser! Look! 64 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:04,042 Lot of stripes. What is he, a general? 65 00:04:07,079 --> 00:04:09,814 So, bro, what do you feel like doing? 66 00:04:12,184 --> 00:04:13,401 What's that? 67 00:04:13,469 --> 00:04:14,786 Strip club? 68 00:04:15,905 --> 00:04:18,756 Just take me home. 69 00:04:18,824 --> 00:04:19,824 Fine. 70 00:04:19,875 --> 00:04:21,175 Look, Spence... 71 00:04:21,243 --> 00:04:24,813 I know you're gonna find somebody just as good as Denise, 72 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:25,814 if not better. 73 00:04:25,881 --> 00:04:27,765 Oh, yeah? Right. 74 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,378 Do you really think I'm gonna find a woman 75 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:33,154 who's as into Avant-Garde film as I am or folk dancing 76 00:04:33,222 --> 00:04:36,858 or is a ninth-level player the gathering? 77 00:04:39,194 --> 00:04:41,028 Absolutely. 78 00:04:41,096 --> 00:04:42,897 No, I blew it. 79 00:04:42,965 --> 00:04:46,033 I- I should have fought for her. 80 00:04:46,101 --> 00:04:48,837 I should have grabbed her by those incredible shoulders 81 00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:53,140 and said, "I love you, and I know you love me." 82 00:04:53,208 --> 00:04:55,076 But did I do that? No. 83 00:04:55,143 --> 00:04:58,179 You know why? Same reason I'm selling tokens on the subway 84 00:04:58,247 --> 00:04:59,981 instead of driving the train. 85 00:05:00,048 --> 00:05:02,067 I thought you failed the psych test. 86 00:05:02,134 --> 00:05:04,069 You didn't see that inkblot! 87 00:05:04,136 --> 00:05:06,905 The bottom line is everything would be different 88 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,940 if I'd just taken a stand! 89 00:05:09,008 --> 00:05:11,576 Well, maybe it's not too late. 90 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:12,911 What do you mean? 91 00:05:12,978 --> 00:05:14,913 To tell Denise what you just told us. 92 00:05:14,980 --> 00:05:17,415 But she's getting married in Memphis tomorrow. 93 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:22,254 I mean, even if I wanted to, I couldn't make it there in time. 94 00:05:22,321 --> 00:05:25,323 You could if we start driving right now. 95 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:27,058 Really? 96 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:29,161 Kelly and the kids are at her mom's. 97 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:31,263 I got no place else to be. I'm in. 98 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:33,081 You really think we can do this? 99 00:05:33,149 --> 00:05:35,083 If we're gonna go on an extended trip, 100 00:05:35,151 --> 00:05:37,585 I'm gonna have to stop and get my bite plate. 101 00:05:37,653 --> 00:05:39,254 But what-what if I'm wrong, though? 102 00:05:39,321 --> 00:05:41,589 What if she doesn't love me back? 103 00:05:41,657 --> 00:05:43,301 Well, maybe she does, and maybe she doesn't. 104 00:05:43,325 --> 00:05:44,793 There's only one way to find out. 105 00:05:44,861 --> 00:05:46,527 Because if I sleep without that thing, 106 00:05:46,595 --> 00:05:48,363 my jaw snaps shut like a bear trap. 107 00:05:48,430 --> 00:05:49,798 I don't know. 108 00:05:49,866 --> 00:05:51,143 Spence, look, you got a chance here, 109 00:05:51,167 --> 00:05:52,434 and you gotta go for it. 110 00:05:52,501 --> 00:05:53,685 If you don't go for it, 111 00:05:53,752 --> 00:05:55,330 you're gonna regret it for the rest of your life. 112 00:05:55,354 --> 00:05:57,756 So where am I steering this car? 113 00:06:00,259 --> 00:06:01,626 Memphis, Tennessee. 114 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:02,937 That's what I'm talking about! Yeah! 115 00:06:02,961 --> 00:06:04,362 Yeah! Memphis! 116 00:06:05,731 --> 00:06:08,099 Hey, hey, what about Carrie? 117 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:09,501 What about car- what about Carrie? 118 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:10,802 Here's about Carrie, ok? 119 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,274 Hey, babe. It's me. 120 00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:17,642 Look, don't wait up, 121 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:21,279 'cause I'm gonna be driving to Memphis to stop a wedding. 122 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:23,548 Denise. 123 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:25,183 Yeah. 124 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,885 Spence's old girlfriend. 125 00:06:27,953 --> 00:06:30,555 No, it's not stupid. 126 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:32,190 W- why can't I? 127 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:34,926 I know I said we'd go food shopping. 128 00:06:34,993 --> 00:06:36,528 Look, all I want is pop-tarts. 129 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:39,047 Please, ok? 130 00:06:39,115 --> 00:06:40,809 I already told him I would do this thing, ok? 131 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:42,601 I'm-you know what? 132 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:44,769 I'm doing it. I'm doing it. 133 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:46,121 She's cool. She's very cool. 134 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:52,010 Ok, she checked in last night? 135 00:06:52,077 --> 00:06:53,445 Ok, great, thanks. 136 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:56,715 I got it. Denise is staying at the west Memphis econo-lodge. 137 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:58,750 Fancy. 138 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:00,568 Well... 139 00:07:00,636 --> 00:07:02,954 In about 10 hours, she's gonna open her door 140 00:07:03,021 --> 00:07:06,424 to find me standing there holding a single red Rose 141 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:08,159 and saying, "excuse me, miss", 142 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:12,063 I think I left my love in here." 143 00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:13,998 All right, man. There you go. 144 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:16,801 In case I didn't say it, thanks for this. 145 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:18,369 That's what friends do. 146 00:07:18,437 --> 00:07:19,770 You guys are great. 147 00:07:19,838 --> 00:07:20,938 Right back at ya. 148 00:07:21,006 --> 00:07:23,708 I'm glad you're in my life. 149 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:28,846 Ok, love scene over. 150 00:07:28,914 --> 00:07:30,565 We're coming up on I-70. 151 00:07:30,632 --> 00:07:32,067 Great! 152 00:07:32,134 --> 00:07:35,520 Uh... take that west to I-64, 153 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:38,055 hook up with the I-40, 154 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,401 and then straight through bartlett 155 00:07:39,425 --> 00:07:40,625 and on into Memphis. 156 00:07:42,861 --> 00:07:45,180 Oh, Deac, doesn't your dad live in bartlett? 157 00:07:46,615 --> 00:07:49,517 No reason we can't stop in on the way back. 158 00:07:49,585 --> 00:07:50,585 That's ok. 159 00:07:50,653 --> 00:07:51,485 Nnnnnn! 160 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:53,605 No, I mean, it's silly. It's on the way. 161 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:55,173 I said no. 162 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:58,526 What part of nnnn-nn didn't you understand? 163 00:07:58,594 --> 00:08:01,146 Sorry. 164 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:03,197 Hey, is it me or... 165 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:05,667 Those cows getting anybody else hungry? 166 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,935 I could eat. 167 00:08:08,003 --> 00:08:09,738 Why don't you wake Danny up? 168 00:08:09,805 --> 00:08:11,773 Oh, he's asleep? 169 00:08:11,841 --> 00:08:14,275 He's not supposed to sleep without his bite plate. 170 00:08:14,343 --> 00:08:15,877 Hey, Danny, we're gonna get some food. 171 00:08:15,944 --> 00:08:17,061 Danny! 172 00:08:18,981 --> 00:08:20,248 Hey, guys. 173 00:08:23,619 --> 00:08:24,619 God! 174 00:08:29,257 --> 00:08:30,808 What's going on? 175 00:08:30,876 --> 00:08:31,809 I need $600. 176 00:08:31,877 --> 00:08:33,661 What? 177 00:08:33,729 --> 00:08:35,646 I need $600. 178 00:08:37,549 --> 00:08:38,827 Can you give the guy a credit card? 179 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:41,569 He won't take one. He wants cash. 180 00:08:41,637 --> 00:08:42,704 What? 181 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:43,871 He wants cash! 182 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:46,741 It hurts to talk. 183 00:08:46,809 --> 00:08:47,575 What? 184 00:08:47,643 --> 00:08:49,944 It hurts when I talk! 185 00:08:50,011 --> 00:08:52,297 Can we just pay the guy and get out of here? 186 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,732 Look, I've got $100. 187 00:08:56,668 --> 00:08:57,752 I got, like, 80. 188 00:08:57,819 --> 00:08:59,354 I got, like, 50. 189 00:08:59,421 --> 00:09:00,555 I don't have anything. 190 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:03,408 Well, my wallet's at home on my dresser 191 00:09:03,475 --> 00:09:05,744 next to my bite plate. 192 00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:09,064 We're still way short. What are we gonna do? 193 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:27,582 I don't think this thing fits right. 194 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,834 Yeah, well, it cost me a leather jacket, 195 00:09:29,901 --> 00:09:32,403 so I'm gonna need you to make it fit. 196 00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:34,705 Look at that, cachingo Indian casino. 197 00:09:34,773 --> 00:09:36,341 Oh, yeah? 198 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,052 We need cash, and you can get a crap load of money 199 00:09:38,076 --> 00:09:39,977 with just your credit card at those places. 200 00:09:40,045 --> 00:09:41,930 Guys, it's 22 Miles out of the way. 201 00:09:41,997 --> 00:09:43,074 We're not gonna make it to the hotel 202 00:09:43,098 --> 00:09:45,166 before Denise leaves for the wedding. 203 00:09:45,233 --> 00:09:46,962 You want to stop a wedding, you do it at the church. 204 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:47,919 Everybody knows that. 205 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:50,621 I still say we keep going. 206 00:09:50,689 --> 00:09:53,358 Whoa, she's turning. What's happening? 207 00:09:53,425 --> 00:09:54,859 What are you doing? 208 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:55,937 It's not me. It's the car. 209 00:09:55,961 --> 00:09:56,961 She's taking us there. 210 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:59,130 She does this with krispy kreme, too. 211 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:02,433 Just go in and get money. No gambling, ok? 212 00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:03,768 Absolutely not. 213 00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:12,026 Shutty. 214 00:10:16,848 --> 00:10:18,450 Still declined, ma'am. 215 00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:19,517 What? 216 00:10:23,722 --> 00:10:24,956 Sorry. 217 00:10:25,023 --> 00:10:27,725 I don't believe this. 218 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:32,229 Do I have to put this stuff back or... 219 00:10:32,297 --> 00:10:36,201 Yeah. Excuse me. Thank you. 220 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:38,169 I'm sorry. Sorry. 221 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:40,405 Thanks. 222 00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:50,315 Hi, Irv. Got my check? 223 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:53,151 Irv's not here. The name's Arthur Spooner. 224 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:54,720 And you are? 225 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,422 Steve Gitt. I'm with Royale Pudding. 226 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,475 I know all about you, Mr. Gitt. 227 00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:01,577 How you like to prey on the elderly 228 00:11:01,644 --> 00:11:04,613 and their weakness for creamy desserts. 229 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:07,783 Well, news flash, mister. 230 00:11:07,851 --> 00:11:11,653 Your days of price gouging are about to end. 231 00:11:11,721 --> 00:11:15,874 Um, what we charge is right in line with the other companies. 232 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,726 I don't want some price cooked up 233 00:11:17,794 --> 00:11:20,796 in the smoke-filled rooms of your pudding cartel. 234 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,465 I want real value. 235 00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:25,634 Now, I'm going to write down a number, 236 00:11:25,702 --> 00:11:29,538 and that's what we're going to pay from now on. 237 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,959 Where's a pen? 238 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:35,961 You can use mine. 239 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,029 Thank you. 240 00:11:39,348 --> 00:11:41,617 What's this, your company logo? 241 00:11:42,885 --> 00:11:45,820 Mmm, it's quite a handsome pen. 242 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:49,107 You can keep it if you want. 243 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:51,943 You mean that? 244 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:53,028 Sure. 245 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,583 Nicely played, Mr. Gitt. 246 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:02,987 How are we doing on time? 247 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,356 You don't have to worry, Spence. 248 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:05,534 We'll get you to your precious wedding. 249 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,925 Take it easy on him. 250 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:09,227 Thanks, but I think I had enough of your advice 251 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:10,929 back at that Blackjack table. 252 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,214 What's that supposed to mean? 253 00:12:12,282 --> 00:12:13,598 "Oh, you gotta split those 8s." 254 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,267 You always split 8s. That's what the book says. 255 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,603 What book is that, the secrets of losing, by I.B. Stupid? 256 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:19,621 He's right. You always split 8s. 257 00:12:19,688 --> 00:12:21,039 You didn't help matters either, 258 00:12:21,106 --> 00:12:22,674 smiling at me like that... jinxy. 259 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,909 Don't call me jinxy. 260 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:25,994 You owe me $200. 261 00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:27,322 You owe me a new leather jacket. 262 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,146 Guys... 263 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,564 That's jinxy's fault! 264 00:12:29,632 --> 00:12:31,066 Don't say that! 265 00:12:31,134 --> 00:12:32,251 Just shut up. 266 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,785 I got a slightly better idea. 267 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,553 Why don't you shut up? 268 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:37,506 You're buying me a jacket. 269 00:12:37,573 --> 00:12:41,276 Ok, don't be touching me. 270 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,178 I'll touch you all I want. 271 00:12:43,246 --> 00:12:46,214 Don't do that, man! 272 00:12:46,282 --> 00:12:50,685 Oh! Oh, my God. The announcement flew out! 273 00:12:50,753 --> 00:12:51,803 So? 274 00:12:51,955 --> 00:12:54,289 I don't remember the name of the church. 275 00:12:57,893 --> 00:12:59,911 Hello. 276 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:00,879 Hey, it's me. 277 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,247 Oh, hey, honey. 278 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,082 Where are you guys now? 279 00:13:04,149 --> 00:13:05,533 I don't know. Buttcrack, Kentucky. 280 00:13:05,601 --> 00:13:07,235 Buttcreek. 281 00:13:08,504 --> 00:13:10,738 Anyway, I lost the name of the church 282 00:13:10,806 --> 00:13:11,883 that Denise is getting married in. 283 00:13:11,907 --> 00:13:13,308 Do you have the paper there? 284 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,760 Uh, yeah. I think I do. 285 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:17,061 Hey, honey, funny story. 286 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,563 I was at the market today. 287 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,533 I had a cart loaded with stuff, 288 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,334 and they wouldn't take my credit card. 289 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,570 And here's the funny part... 290 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,539 They said it was maxed out 291 00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:30,525 because of a charge at a cachingo casino. 292 00:13:30,593 --> 00:13:33,212 Really? 293 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,947 Did you lose $600? 294 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,715 Only because of splitsy and jinxy! 295 00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:39,834 What is going on there? 296 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,420 Do you have the name of the church? 297 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,090 Yes, I have it. Greater mount Morris first presbyterian. 298 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,958 Great. Thank you. 299 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:49,227 And by the way, you do know that you're dead, right? 300 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,462 Oh, sure. 301 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:52,464 I got it. 302 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:55,567 Great. Now we need gas, we don't have any money. 303 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:57,052 I have one more credit card, 304 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,320 but I'm only supposed to use it in case of an emergency. 305 00:13:59,355 --> 00:14:01,223 It's got, like, a 30% interest rate. 306 00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:03,458 I think this is an emergency. 307 00:14:05,828 --> 00:14:10,248 Hey, we need a fill-up on, uh, pump number 3. 308 00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:14,086 We do not accept visa. 309 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,470 What? 310 00:14:15,538 --> 00:14:18,256 Diner's club or sunoco-either one. 311 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,375 Is there anyplace around here that does accept it? 312 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,076 Indian casino up the road. 313 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,090 Different card. 314 00:14:41,998 --> 00:14:43,632 Declined. 315 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,286 I know the drill. 316 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,073 Pardon me. 317 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:07,239 "Happy valley pudding." 318 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:12,010 You got a nice product, Mr. Lucas. 319 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,461 Thanks. I like it, too. 320 00:15:13,529 --> 00:15:15,396 Maybe a bit too much. 321 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,234 I'm just gonna jot down a few notes here 322 00:15:19,302 --> 00:15:20,568 with my pen. 323 00:15:20,636 --> 00:15:21,569 Oh, my. 324 00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:23,338 I seem to have inadvertently 325 00:15:23,406 --> 00:15:27,108 grabbed the pen provided to me by royale pudding, 326 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,946 your fiercest competitor. 327 00:15:32,297 --> 00:15:33,531 This is awkward. 328 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,800 How so? 329 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:38,169 Well, just that it's quite a nice pen. 330 00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:42,908 It would take a strong man not to be seduced by it. 331 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:48,312 It's leaking a little ink on your hand there. 332 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,765 Stop being coy, Mr. Lucas. You're a man of the world. 333 00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:52,133 You want a shot at this account, 334 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,670 start batting your eyes and show me your goodies. 335 00:15:55,738 --> 00:15:57,606 What?! 336 00:15:57,674 --> 00:16:00,925 Perks! Swag! Start wooing me. 337 00:16:02,411 --> 00:16:05,680 I have a rice pudding sample, 338 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,949 but it's been in my car for a few weeks. 339 00:16:08,017 --> 00:16:10,001 That's it? 340 00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:13,671 Then why the hell are you wasting my valuable time? 341 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:16,525 You called me! At home on a Sunday! 342 00:16:16,592 --> 00:16:19,828 You know what? Get out. 343 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,846 Leave the rice pudding. 344 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,786 All right, we've just entered Tennessee. 345 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,057 Governor Phil bredesen welcomes you. 346 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,960 Hey, bredesenyyyy! 347 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:38,096 Oh, God, the yellow light on the fuel gauge just went on. 348 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,065 That's all right. That's just to scare people. 349 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,833 We could've gotten gas 350 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,569 if you guys hadn't gambled away all our money again! 351 00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:46,704 See, that's just pointing out a problem 352 00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:49,574 without offering a solution. 353 00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,877 Hey, Deac, um... 354 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,712 Your dad lives right on the way. 355 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,481 Couldn't we ask him for the gas money? 356 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,983 Look, I really don't want to see him. 357 00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,853 You know what, Deac? Maybe he's changed. 358 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,922 Maybe if you told him how you felt, 359 00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:07,091 you know, how he hurt you, 360 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,895 you guys could forge a whole new relationship. 361 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,399 That's right, old man. 362 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,202 All I ever wanted was my daddy to tell me that he loved me. 363 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,836 Well, I'll tell you something, boy, 364 00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:21,072 I don't know for a fact I even am your daddy, 365 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,740 the way your mama catted around. 366 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,177 Don't you talk about my mama! 367 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:27,312 I'll kill ya! 368 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,048 They're getting it all out. That's good. 369 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,168 Yeah, you hightail it, boy. 370 00:17:33,236 --> 00:17:35,036 And don't you ever come back! 371 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,125 Let's go. 372 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:48,867 So how did you do moolah-wise? 373 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,692 Ok, 2 Miles away. How we doing on gas? 374 00:17:57,759 --> 00:17:59,077 W- we're ok. 375 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:01,028 I been doing a lot of coasting. 376 00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:05,834 Please, God, if you care anything about me, 377 00:18:05,901 --> 00:18:08,937 let this car go 2 more Miles. 378 00:18:14,877 --> 00:18:18,280 Ok, big guy not a Spence fan. 379 00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:31,660 I'm comin', baby. 380 00:18:31,727 --> 00:18:33,327 Your knight in shining arm- 381 00:18:34,596 --> 00:18:36,797 oh, God! Aah! 382 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:37,499 Come on. 383 00:18:37,566 --> 00:18:39,417 I think I sprained my ankle. 384 00:18:39,484 --> 00:18:41,052 Go on without me. 385 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,190 I don't want to marry Denise. 386 00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:48,342 But I can't walk. 387 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,200 All right, this is it. Go. 388 00:19:13,268 --> 00:19:14,268 Go! 389 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:23,678 Actually, she's probably already married by now. 390 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,047 What say we head back? 391 00:19:26,115 --> 00:19:27,115 What?! 392 00:19:27,183 --> 00:19:29,017 Yeah, I changed my mind. 393 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,252 This was fun. 394 00:19:30,319 --> 00:19:31,652 Y- you're doing this. 395 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,355 What if I'm wrong? What if she doesn't love me? 396 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,556 You're still doing it! 397 00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,927 Spence, you listen to me. 398 00:19:38,995 --> 00:19:41,529 We went through hell to get you here. 399 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:45,267 I mean, Danny, he may never eat solid food again. 400 00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:48,169 And I gambled away a mortgage payment, 401 00:19:48,237 --> 00:19:49,804 and now I gotta go home and face a wife 402 00:19:49,872 --> 00:19:53,041 who's gonna kick my ass! 403 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,826 And this man-this man is broken. 404 00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:57,028 To get you here, 405 00:19:57,095 --> 00:19:58,306 he had to learn that his daddy doesn't love him 406 00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,564 and his mama slept around. 407 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,367 Might've slept around. 408 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:03,934 And why did we do it? 409 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:06,003 I'll tell you why. 410 00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:08,239 'Cause we believe in you. 411 00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,057 So the least you can do 412 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:13,378 is believe in yourself, too. 413 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,117 Let's stop a wedding. 414 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:24,722 In marriage, the most sacred of institutions. 415 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,425 But first... If there is anyone here 416 00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:28,959 who has reason to believe 417 00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:32,313 these two should not be joined in sacred matrimony, 418 00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:35,467 let him speak now or forever hold his peace. 419 00:20:39,513 --> 00:20:40,612 I do! 420 00:20:40,821 --> 00:20:43,555 I love you, Denise Ruth battaglia! 421 00:20:45,385 --> 00:20:47,203 I love you, too, Ted. 422 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,402 I'm so sorry, Scott. 423 00:21:01,903 --> 00:21:03,437 Oh, hi, Spence. 424 00:21:03,746 --> 00:21:05,580 Glad you could come. 425 00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:25,599 So, how's everyone enjoying their after bingo treat? 426 00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:27,669 I thought we were getting pudding. 427 00:21:27,736 --> 00:21:30,004 Why are we eating baked beans? 428 00:21:30,072 --> 00:21:31,689 It's a change of pace. 429 00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:34,459 Open your minds, you old buzzards!