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Guess what song I'm playing.

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I have no idea.

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You're not even gonna try?

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No.

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OK. So when our kid
comes home and says,

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"Mom, this reading
thing's too hard.

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I don't want to try,"

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you're gonna be OK with that.

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You're playing your belly.

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Just guess.

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Dancing Queen?

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OK. Try again, but this time

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pull your head out of your ass.

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I don't know. Just tell me.

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It's clearly I
Love Rock N' Roll.

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Oh, yeah. I hear it now.

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Yeah.

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Right? Yeah.

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Now I'm gonna slow things down

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with a song I know
the ladies love:

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Devil Went Down to Georgia.

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All right. So after this,

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we got to go to the post
office and then the drugstore.

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I have to pick up my
father's prescription.

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I haven't picked
it up for 2 weeks,

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and I caught him
blinking uncontrollably.

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What's wrong?

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I'm just really depressed

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that we're having
fish for dinner.

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We talked about this.

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You need to start eating
healthy at some point.

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It's either now,

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or later through a tube.

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Tube later, steakums now.

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My boss said he was gonna
page me this weekend

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and tell me whether or
not I got my raise.

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Great. "Monday's bagel
should be poppy."

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I hate it here.

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Can we go?

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No. We have to get dinner.

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Look, there's a
special on mahimahi.

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You'd like it. It
tastes just like steak.

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You know what? I'll get excited

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when there's a fish that
tastes like Doritos.

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Isn't that Father McAndrew?

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Oh, man, it is.

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Oh, great. We never
go to church.

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Now we're seeing him
here in a fish market.

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How embarrassing is that?

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Why? It's not like it's
a nudie fish market.

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Doug, Carrie!

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Oh, hi! Look who it is!

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How have you both been doing?

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Great. We're doing really great.

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Hey, nice sweat suit.

56
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What are ya, wrasslin'
with the devil?

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Is the devil funny to you, Doug?

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No, no. I didn't... I didn't...

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Just teasing. Ha ha ha!

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Oh, good one!

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I was known as the class clown

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back at our Lady of
Perpetual Sorrow.

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Well, you still got it.

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Yeah.

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Good to see you.

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Good to see you, too.

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Of course, I'd also love to see
you both in church sometime.

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Absolutely. Yes, we
should do that...

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without a doubt. At some point.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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How about this Sunday?

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That'd be great.

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No, no, no, no! Come on.

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Don't snooze it again.

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It's church time.

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Time to get ho-ly!

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Ohh. I can't believe
you got us into this.

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Just 'cause you couldn't

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keep your big, fat
Twinkie-hole shut.

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Let's go, mama.

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No. I don't wanna go.

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Take someone else.

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Get a hooker and dress
her up like me.

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I may try that some night
when you're out of town,

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but not on the Lord's Day.

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I got to tell you.

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I'm kind of glad we ran
into Father McAndrew.

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I think it's about time we
started going to church.

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Think about it.

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How great will it be?

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Some day we'll be going to church
with our kids by our side.

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Little Doug will be
there with his freckles

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and his little tooth
missing in the front.

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And little Carrie's got
her pink dress on...

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OK. You know what? I'm
gonna start crying.

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I mean it. Shut up.

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Oh, good, you're up.
I'm pretty bored.

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I was hoping we
could do that thing

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where the two of you drive
me around until I doze off.

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We can't, Dad.

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We're going to church.

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What have you got, bingo?

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It's Sunday, Arthur.

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People go to church on Sunday.

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If by people you mean suckers.

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You know, that's
kind of offensive.

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I happen to take my
church pretty seriously.

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Fair enough.

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Say hello to the
Easter bunny for me.

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Hello, sir.

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You're not my Chinese
food, but hello.

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I'm Walt Urbanski.

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I work at Downey
Hills Real Estate.

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Ooh. Pish-posh.

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Just wanted to give you my card.

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If you're ever, uh, interested

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in putting this
house up for sale,

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you could do very well.

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It's a seller's
market right now.

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Really?

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Oh, yeah. I assume
you are the owner.

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Well, I'm certainly
not some old man

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who lives in the basement.

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I tell you...

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you set up an open house,

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this property would
practically sell itself.

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Well, what do I need you for?

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All right. Where do
you want to sit?

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Let's go up front. I
want to make sure.

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Father McAndrew
knows we're here.

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I don't want to sit up front.

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I don't want to get
pulled up on stage.

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Pulled up on stage?

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It's not a magic act.

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Have you been to church, ever?

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All right. Let's
just sit over there.

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Arthur, what's going on?

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I'm having an open house.
Care for some Brie?

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Doug and Carrie are
selling the place?

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Don't mention Doug and Carrie.

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As far as anyone's concerned,
I'm the owner here.

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Are you telling me you're
showing their home

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without them even knowing it?

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Trust me. If I get a good offer,
the kids'll be delighted,

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then they'll get a bigger house,

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and I'll get to
live in a real room

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instead of that
glorified bomb shelter.

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No, no, Arthur, I'm sorry.
I can't let you do this.

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You're gonna get me in trouble.

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Hey, you're not involved.

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No, no, I am involved, because I'm
supposed to be walking you now,

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which means that you're my
responsibility, and I'm gonna get fired!

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Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!
All right, all right!

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Get a hold of yourself! I can't!

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I'm gonna get in trouble! I
have to tell Doug and Carrie!

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All right. All right.

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What's it gonna take...

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to keep those pretty lips shut?

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You want money?

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You don't have any money.

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What about Rolos?
You like Rolos?

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I have a whole bunch downstairs!

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I do love Rolos. But
no, Arthur, no.

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That is not...

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Hey. Ahem.

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Hi.

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Can you tell me what year
the house was built?

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1776!

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Really? I thought this
neighborhood wasn't around

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till the 1930s.

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Well, this was originally a
trading post for beaver pelts.

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What are you talking about?

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All right, professor. It's a
seller's market. Hit the bricks!

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Bye-bye! Come on! Walk,
walk, walk, walk!

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Any other questions?

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And for the sick and
infirm in our parish,

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especially Catherine Donnelly
who had hip surgery this week,

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we pray to the Lord.

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Lord, hear our prayer.

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And please take a
moment to pray for whatever else

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you'd like to ask of
our Heavenly Father.

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I'm done.

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Keep going.

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I don't have anything
else to pray for.

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Think of something.

186
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I got my raise!

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I am wiped. I'm gonna hit it.

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Yeah, me, too.

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Good night.

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What's happening here?

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I'm praying.

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I'm sorry, what?

193
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I'm saying my prayers.

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What, just because...

195
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of being in church today?

196
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Yeah. I liked what I saw,

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so I thought I'd
give it a whirl.

198
00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:03,393
Wow! I am really impressed.

199
00:10:03,461 --> 00:10:04,393
Thank you.

200
00:10:04,461 --> 00:10:06,059
And a little turned on.

201
00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:08,959
It's a whole new side of you...
the good girl side.

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00:10:09,027 --> 00:10:11,059
All right. Can I get
back to my praying?

203
00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:12,193
Absolutely.

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You're a good girl.

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00:10:14,127 --> 00:10:15,894
A good girl...

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00:10:15,961 --> 00:10:17,194
Doug.

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00:10:17,261 --> 00:10:18,294
Sorry.

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00:10:23,561 --> 00:10:25,460
So what'd you, uh...
What'd you pray for?

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00:10:25,528 --> 00:10:27,860
I can't tell you. Then
it won't come true.

210
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:31,762
OK, it's not like blowing
out your birthday candles.

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00:10:31,829 --> 00:10:33,495
All right. I prayed for Mrs.
Donnelly,

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you know, the one
who broke her hip?

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Well, that's sweet.

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00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:40,630
And I prayed for these Gucci
shoes I love to go on sale.

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What?

216
00:10:42,462 --> 00:10:44,539
Yeah, they're black with
these silver strappy things,

217
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but they're a little out of my
price range, so... you know.

218
00:10:48,897 --> 00:10:50,328
Uh, you know...

219
00:10:50,397 --> 00:10:53,796
y-you can't pray for shoes.

220
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Why not?

221
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Because you're not supposed
to pray for petty things.

222
00:10:57,631 --> 00:11:00,463
Well, at church today I prayed
for my raise, and I got that.

223
00:11:00,531 --> 00:11:02,597
That's what you
were praying for?

224
00:11:02,665 --> 00:11:05,697
OK, you obviously have no
idea what you're doing here.

225
00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:09,897
Uh... an extra hundred
bucks a week says I do.

226
00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:12,731
OK. How can I explain
this to you?

227
00:11:12,799 --> 00:11:15,597
Let's pretend I'm God.
Well, gee,

228
00:11:15,665 --> 00:11:17,531
I'd love to end world hunger,

229
00:11:17,599 --> 00:11:21,331
but I'm too busy looking for cheap
shoes for Carrie. Oh, well!

230
00:11:21,398 --> 00:11:23,908
OK, you know, I believe that you
can pray for the important things,

231
00:11:23,932 --> 00:11:26,698
and you can also pray for the
not-so-important things.

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00:11:26,766 --> 00:11:29,031
God's a pretty bright guy.
He can figure it out.

233
00:11:29,099 --> 00:11:30,299
That's how you think it works?

234
00:11:30,365 --> 00:11:31,732
Yeah, that's how I
think it works.

235
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,532
You have no idea what
you're talking about.

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00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,332
You don't even know
how to pray right.

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00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,432
You're kneeling by the
bed like a 5-year-old.

238
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I will pray any way I want to.

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00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,800
Fine. Pray the way you want...

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00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,067
if you wanna look like a moron.

241
00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:44,399
What is your problem?

242
00:11:44,467 --> 00:11:47,499
My problem is you're using God
as your own personal genie!

243
00:11:47,568 --> 00:11:49,232
I am not! You are, too!

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00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:51,234
You think that if you
want a pair of shoes,

245
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all you do is pray for them
and, poof, there's new shoes.

246
00:11:53,435 --> 00:11:55,032
That's not the way it works, OK?

247
00:11:55,101 --> 00:11:57,000
This... does not equal

248
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,502
this!

249
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:04,367
I... did not do anything wrong.

250
00:12:04,435 --> 00:12:07,767
Once again, let's
pretend I'm God...

251
00:12:07,835 --> 00:12:11,969
OK, don't do God again. You do about
the worst God I've ever heard.

252
00:12:12,036 --> 00:12:13,536
You know what? That's it.
You're done.

253
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,202
You're done praying. It's over.

254
00:12:15,270 --> 00:12:17,168
Excuse me?

255
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,869
Yeah, that's right. I forbid it.

256
00:12:18,935 --> 00:12:20,635
Oh, you forbid it. OK.
You know what?

257
00:12:20,702 --> 00:12:24,768
I just thought of a few more
things I want to pray for.

258
00:12:24,836 --> 00:12:27,235
Oh, really? What, is there a...
lipstick out there

259
00:12:27,302 --> 00:12:29,169
that you actually don't have?

260
00:12:29,237 --> 00:12:31,003
You know what?

261
00:12:31,071 --> 00:12:33,137
Try praying with this
in the background.

262
00:12:33,204 --> 00:12:35,570
Oh! Look at that. Dallas!

263
00:12:35,638 --> 00:12:37,670
Oh, yeah! Bring it!

264
00:12:40,205 --> 00:12:41,736
Yeah!

265
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,571
You know what? Fine.

266
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:46,737
I will just use my prayers
to cancel out your prayers.

267
00:12:46,805 --> 00:12:48,937
Oh, bring it!

268
00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:51,171
Oh, I'm bringin' it!

269
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,137
You're goin' down!

270
00:13:02,439 --> 00:13:03,904
This is it.

271
00:13:03,972 --> 00:13:05,238
This is our house.

272
00:13:05,305 --> 00:13:06,971
I know! I know!

273
00:13:10,174 --> 00:13:12,905
I think we'd like
to make an offer.

274
00:13:12,973 --> 00:13:15,573
Well, as you know, Mr. Ling,
this is a seller's market,

275
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,172
so bring the big number.

276
00:13:17,239 --> 00:13:19,305
I'm in no mood to dance.

277
00:13:19,373 --> 00:13:23,506
I think we're willing to come pretty
close to the full asking price.

278
00:13:23,574 --> 00:13:25,605
You know what else
you're pretty close to?

279
00:13:25,673 --> 00:13:27,106
The door. See ya!

280
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:30,773
I want this house.

281
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,040
OK. OK. Um...

282
00:13:33,108 --> 00:13:35,440
I think we can give
you the asking price,

283
00:13:35,508 --> 00:13:37,807
but there's a few things
I'd like to see fixed up.

284
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:42,574
Well, for the full price, I'll throw
in a fat houseboy named Douglas!

285
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,774
Jets deep in
the hole on their own 10,

286
00:13:48,842 --> 00:13:50,942
trailing by 5 with
a minute to go.

287
00:13:51,009 --> 00:13:52,241
Come on!

288
00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,841
Douglas, any chance we'll
be reshingling the roof

289
00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:56,708
in the next 2-3 weeks?

290
00:13:56,776 --> 00:13:57,776
No. Okey-doke.

291
00:13:59,077 --> 00:14:00,642
Testaverde dropping back...

292
00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:03,309
and he is sacked back at the 2!

293
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,609
And he had
Chrebet wide open over the middle.

294
00:14:06,676 --> 00:14:08,609
Someone should get
Vinny some glasses...

295
00:14:08,676 --> 00:14:10,610
Kinda like the frames
you got there.

296
00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:12,610
What do you got there, Bob?

297
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:16,609
Whatever they are, even I saw
Chrebet from up here! Ha ha ha!

298
00:14:16,676 --> 00:14:20,277
Stop bantering! Not funny!

299
00:14:20,345 --> 00:14:22,444
Hey, sweetie.

300
00:14:22,512 --> 00:14:25,745
I just picked up my new shoes.

301
00:14:25,811 --> 00:14:27,277
What?

302
00:14:27,345 --> 00:14:29,578
Yeah. Those Gucci
shoes I prayed for?

303
00:14:29,679 --> 00:14:32,445
40% off. I only asked for 30.

304
00:14:32,513 --> 00:14:34,511
I'm on a roll!

305
00:14:34,578 --> 00:14:36,144
You know what? You're sick.

306
00:14:36,211 --> 00:14:38,278
You really have a problem.

307
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:41,277
No. What I got is an
open-toed slingback

308
00:14:41,345 --> 00:14:42,946
at a bargain price.

309
00:14:43,013 --> 00:14:45,145
Well, this is it!
Fourth down!

310
00:14:45,213 --> 00:14:47,777
No time-outs left.

311
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,111
Jets need the touchdown.

312
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:52,312
Bob, what
the Jets need is a miracle.

313
00:15:04,048 --> 00:15:06,479
Oh, my God!

314
00:15:06,547 --> 00:15:08,112
You're praying for the Jets!

315
00:15:08,181 --> 00:15:09,613
No, I'm not. Yes, you were!

316
00:15:09,681 --> 00:15:11,412
You were praying for
the Jets to win!

317
00:15:11,481 --> 00:15:13,513
No. No. I was praying for
them to cover the spread.

318
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,148
That's a whole other thing!

319
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,548
You are such a hypocrite. You
get on my back about shoes,

320
00:15:18,615 --> 00:15:20,748
and you're praying
for a football game?

321
00:15:20,815 --> 00:15:23,513
Oh, please! Shoes are way more
petty than a football game!

322
00:15:23,581 --> 00:15:25,881
Is not! Can you wear
a football game?

323
00:15:25,949 --> 00:15:29,347
Can you spend an entire
Sunday watching shoes?!

324
00:15:29,415 --> 00:15:31,815
Yes, I can!

325
00:15:31,883 --> 00:15:34,782
Testaverde wings it
out to Coles on the sideline...

326
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,382
Whoa! And the defender tripped!

327
00:15:36,449 --> 00:15:39,382
Coles all alone! He
is waltzing in for 6.

328
00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:42,750
Jets win! This is unbelievable!

329
00:15:46,384 --> 00:15:49,484
We tell no one of this.

330
00:15:53,317 --> 00:15:55,050
Arthur!

331
00:15:55,118 --> 00:15:56,717
Arthur, what are you doing?

332
00:15:56,785 --> 00:15:58,584
The Lings are outta control.

333
00:15:58,651 --> 00:16:01,850
They want everything up to code!

334
00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:05,684
If I can just get past this
disclosure phase, I'm home free.

335
00:16:05,752 --> 00:16:08,061
What about disclosing the fact
that you don't own this house?

336
00:16:08,085 --> 00:16:10,284
You're very clever. Why
don't you use those brains

337
00:16:10,352 --> 00:16:12,817
to help me put a good spin
on this termite situation?

338
00:16:12,886 --> 00:16:15,651
No, no, Arthur, I am not
gonna be part of this.

339
00:16:15,719 --> 00:16:17,352
Hey, you're either
with me or against me.

340
00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:18,829
I'm against you.
That's not an option.

341
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,617
You just gave it to
me as an option!

342
00:16:21,685 --> 00:16:24,285
You have to stop this, OK?
You're my responsibility.

343
00:16:24,353 --> 00:16:26,285
I just lost the
Beren son sheepdogs.

344
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,687
I cannot afford
to lose you, too.

345
00:16:28,753 --> 00:16:30,120
So just stop it,
stop it, stop it,

346
00:16:30,186 --> 00:16:31,785
stop it, stop it,
stop it, stop...

347
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,186
Was that vodka?

348
00:16:36,253 --> 00:16:38,019
Oh, sorry.

349
00:16:38,087 --> 00:16:39,787
OK. I just have to

350
00:16:39,854 --> 00:16:42,419
cover this puddle under
the water heater.

351
00:16:44,053 --> 00:16:46,252
Damn.

352
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,453
You look like you're
built for lifting.

353
00:16:48,521 --> 00:16:49,886
Help me out.

354
00:16:55,922 --> 00:16:59,155
All right. So you liked
the mahimahi last time.

355
00:16:59,222 --> 00:17:01,021
You wanna go for it again?

356
00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:03,821
Mahimahi's for mehee-mehee.

357
00:17:05,889 --> 00:17:07,688
Look. It's Father
McAndrew again.

358
00:17:07,756 --> 00:17:10,388
Oh, crap! What, does
the guy live here?

359
00:17:10,456 --> 00:17:12,188
What is your problem?

360
00:17:12,256 --> 00:17:14,122
He'll come over
here, take one look

361
00:17:14,189 --> 00:17:16,387
and know we've been praying
for football and shoes

362
00:17:16,456 --> 00:17:18,488
and that parking
spot we just got.

363
00:17:18,555 --> 00:17:19,856
Carrie.

364
00:17:19,924 --> 00:17:21,455
Doug?

365
00:17:21,523 --> 00:17:24,689
Hey, I got it. They have it.
Tartar sauce.

366
00:17:24,756 --> 00:17:27,090
Well, it was wonderful
to see you last Sunday.

367
00:17:27,157 --> 00:17:29,190
And you should know,
thanks to your prayers,

368
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:32,390
that Mrs. Donnelly is
doing much better.

369
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:35,790
Actually, you know,
not just our prayers.

370
00:17:35,858 --> 00:17:39,756
It's not like we have...
special powers or anything.

371
00:17:39,824 --> 00:17:42,525
So will I be seeing you
at my 5:30 mass today?

372
00:17:42,592 --> 00:17:44,123
Hey, try and keep us away.

373
00:17:44,925 --> 00:17:47,256
Oh! There's my number.

374
00:17:47,324 --> 00:17:49,058
Can't say mass on
an empty stomach.

375
00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:50,890
Mm-mm. No. OK.

376
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:52,158
Bye-bye.

377
00:17:52,226 --> 00:17:54,225
See? We healed Mrs. Donnelly.

378
00:17:54,292 --> 00:17:55,558
You feel better now?

379
00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:56,557
Oh, no.

380
00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:57,957
What's the matter?

381
00:17:58,025 --> 00:18:01,158
Father McAndrew's
circling the mahimahi.

382
00:18:01,226 --> 00:18:02,891
So? So there's only
one piece left!

383
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,459
So we'll get something else.

384
00:18:04,527 --> 00:18:06,770
Carrie, I just found out there's
a fish that tastes like meat.

385
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,758
There's no turning back now!

386
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,524
So what should we do?

387
00:18:20,062 --> 00:18:22,661
I think I'll have the, um...

388
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:23,727
halibut.

389
00:18:27,428 --> 00:18:29,927
Please include in your prayers.

390
00:18:29,994 --> 00:18:32,960
Father McAndrew who
is violently ill

391
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,194
with salmonella poisoning.

392
00:18:52,429 --> 00:18:57,162
OK. What just happened
here, really?

393
00:18:57,229 --> 00:18:59,429
We poisoned our priest.

394
00:18:59,497 --> 00:19:01,496
No. We did not
poison our priest.

395
00:19:01,564 --> 00:19:03,764
The halibut did.

396
00:19:03,831 --> 00:19:05,162
Oh, wake up, Carrie.

397
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:08,163
We're on a praying spree...
taking down everyone in our path!

398
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,563
We're like the Bonnie
and Clyde of prayer!

399
00:19:10,631 --> 00:19:11,964
Let's calm down.

400
00:19:12,031 --> 00:19:14,207
Bonnie and Clyde, they robbed banks.
They killed people.

401
00:19:14,231 --> 00:19:16,063
We asked God for
a piece of fish.

402
00:19:16,131 --> 00:19:18,431
What happened today
was a sign, OK?

403
00:19:18,499 --> 00:19:20,740
We should leave prayer to the
people who know how to use it!

404
00:19:20,764 --> 00:19:24,696
Doug, if it were a sign, Father
McAndrew wouldn't be the one punished.

405
00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:27,765
We would be. There would
be locusts or frogs or...

406
00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:29,164
or hail!

407
00:19:29,232 --> 00:19:30,698
Flood!

408
00:19:39,933 --> 00:19:41,698
I'll see you in hell.

409
00:20:08,768 --> 00:20:09,899
Morning.

410
00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:11,534
Mmm... morning!

411
00:20:17,702 --> 00:20:19,333
I have your tea.

412
00:20:19,401 --> 00:20:21,067
Just set it here.

413
00:20:21,135 --> 00:20:24,035
Thank you. That'll
be all, Douglas.

414
00:20:24,103 --> 00:20:25,702
Thank you, Mr. Ling.

415
00:20:35,604 --> 00:20:37,469
Oh, what could have been...