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We're beginning our final
descent into LaGuardia.

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Please make sure your
seat belts are fastened

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and your seat back
and tray tables

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are in their full,
upright positions,

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and discontinue the use
of any electronic devices

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you may have brought on board.

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Honey.

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We're landing, and you
couldn't have more to do.

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Oh, right.

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I, uh...

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Is there, like...

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Wow.

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You like the way daddy
throws away his trash, huh?

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No, that's for being such
a sweetie this weekend.

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Ah, it wasn't so bad.

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Oh, come on. Give
yourself some credit.

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You spent 2 whole days with
my old high-school friend

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and her new baby.

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It's called "doin' the
right thing," Carrie.

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Some of us still
believe in that.

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Oh, and by the way, I was checkin' out
the clothes they had on that baby.

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Couldn't look more comfortable.

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Yeah, that fleece ducky
thing was cute, right?

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No, no, no. You're
missing the point.

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I want that for me.

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Oh, look. We're
almost on the ground.

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As you probably noticed,

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we had a little bump
on our landing there.

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Obviously, we're on the ground,

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and there's no need for oxygen.

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We'll be at the gate
in just a moment.

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So, uh, how was your flight?

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Oh, it was good.

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Wasn't it good, carr?

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It was good, wasn't it?

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Anyway, enough about
the heffernans.

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What's goin' on in spencylvania?

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Actually, uh,

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my landlord says she's
gonna raise my rent again.

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I've probably gotta
find a new place.

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Oh, man. That old
lady is an ass.

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They're jackin' up his rent.
You hear that, hon?

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Yes. I'm 2 feet away.

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Oh, yeah.

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Hey, you know, my cousin Danny's
got a 2-bedroom in sunny side.

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I think he might be
lookin' for a roommate.

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Oh, yeah? I might be interested.

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You think you could, uh,
arrange a sit-down?

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Consider yourself sat.

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Uh, Carrie, are you getting
enough air back there?

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Oh, yeah. I'm fine.
Thanks, Spence.

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How about you, Doug? Enough air?

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Ooh, doin' some unpackin'.

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Here, I'll just put my
socks in the drawer.

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That's a funny word, drawer.

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It's one of those words,

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more than one syllable
but not quite 2.

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You say "drawer," you think
you're done, but no.

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You still got an
"er" left to say.

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Mirror. Another one.

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It's crazy some of
the words they have.

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Come on, I didn't
do anything wrong.

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Oh, you didn't do
anything wrong?

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Oh, ok, so I guess
what you did right

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was grab the only oxygen mask,

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sucked on it like
it was a beer tap,

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and didn't give a crap about me.

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Yeah, that was 5 seconds
of glory right there.

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You are way outta line.

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Oh, yeah? How's that?
How's that?

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How's that? I'll
tell you how's that.

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Can I finish?

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I am not talking.

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I was only getting
my oxygen first

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so I'd be strong
enough to save you.

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Yeah, you know you're
supposed to do that?

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You're supposed to put
your own mask on first?

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You'd know that if you were paying
attention to the safety instructions

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instead of reading
your Elle magazine.

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Yeah, truth hurts a
little, doesn't it?

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Yeah, I'd better take a
long, hard look at myself.

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It was just a stupid
thing that happened.

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I mean, and the point is, we were on the
ground. There wasn't even any danger.

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That's even more pathetic.

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What are you gonna do when
there is real danger,

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eat me for nourishment?

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I would never do that.

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Oh, I'm not so sure.

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Oh, you think I'd eat you?

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Well, I didn't think
that yesterday,

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but now I'm thinkin', 2
hours in a lifeboat,

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you'd be gnawing at my
hip with land in sight.

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You know what? I'm always wrong.
You're always right.

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That's how our arguments go.

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No, not always, but this time,

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you betcha.

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All right, you're right. You know what?
I saved myself,

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but you know what, it's instinct, ok?
This is the way people are.

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Doug, no. I'm sorry.

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It's the way you are, ok?

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There are some people

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that would risk their lives
for someone they loved.

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Oh, would they?

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Ok, well, tell me this, Carrie.

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Honestly, if I was in danger,

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really, really in danger,

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would you risk your
life to protect me?

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Would you take a bullet for me?

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In a heartbeat.

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Well, we'll just see about that.

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So, Doug says you got
a pretty sweet place.

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Yeah, yeah. It's
2-bedroom, big kitchen.

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I got it when I
was, uh, married.

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Thought I'd be
starting a family.

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Dodged that bullet!

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Right.

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Hey, hey, I hear ya.

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Uh, well, I have till the
30th to get out of my place,

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and, you know, I can... I can
move in anytime before then.

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Yeah, ok.

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So, what does Spence
Olchin bring to the party?

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What?

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Well, I... I... I know
what I bring, you know,

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a bitchin' apartment.

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But what about you, Spence Olchin?
Go.

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So the oxygen masks fall,

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and now she's all mad at me
'cause I didn't help her.

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Bam! 5-zip.

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Man, I'm just giving you
a prison pounding today.

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She's acting all crazy, right?
I mean...

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Yeah, I mean, what, she couldn't
put her mask on herself?

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Actually, hers never came down.

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Oh, that is pretty bad.

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And you know what else is bad?

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My ball in your goal.

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How about I spot you 5 points,
make it a contest, huh?

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Spot me 5 points? How about I
give you 5 points right now?

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Then I've won.

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I need beer.

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I don't take a long
time in the bathroom.

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Uh, I've never been in
trouble with the law.

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And if, uh... hey, if you're
interested in tai chi,

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I could lead us in the morning.

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Right. Well, listen, Spence,

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I... I think I got
all the info I need.

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What's a good move in day, 'cause I'm...
I'm wide open?

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You're gettin' a little ahead
of yourself there, huh?

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What do you mean?

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Well, y-you're definitely
in the running,

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but there are a few other
interested candidates.

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All right, I have to
give notice at my place,

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so I kinda need to
know right now.

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Well, I can't tell
you right now.

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Well, I... I need
to know right now.

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If that's the case,

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afraid I gotta give
you a big, fat no.

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Well, o-ok. You know, fine.
Fine.

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God, this was a good
waste of my time.

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Well, back off, all right?

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I... I just took this meeting
as a courtesy to Doug.

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Oh, yeah? Well, me, too.

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Hey, Doug, thanks for nothing.

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Women, you know? One day they're
whining about their equal rights

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and their women's lib, and then

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suddenly they want to
be saved and protected.

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I mean, what do
these women want?

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I don't know, except I'm pretty
sure they all want oxygen.

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Look, I'm not hanging
out with you

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so you can tell me how much I suck, ok?
I can get that at home.

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So why'd you tell me
the story at all?

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I told you so you could tell
me I did nothing wrong.

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Oh, then tell me a
different story.

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Hey, it's real easy for you
to judge from here, you know,

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but if you were on that plane,

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you would've been kissing
that mask just like I was.

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I don't think so, guy.

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Oh, you're such a hero.
What have you ever done?

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I saved somebody one time.

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You saved someone?
Yeah, like, when?

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I was driving back from college,

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there was this big
accident on the road,

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and I pulled this old guy
out of a burning car.

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Yeah, right.

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That's how I got
this scar on my leg.

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Ooh, I got a foot-long
scar on my leg

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from savin' a stranger.
And I went to college.

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Get over yourself.

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How about that patio, huh?
What's up?

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Yeah, it's great.

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Hey, hey, you can set
up your amp over here,

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and if your band wants
to come over and jam,

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that's cool. I've been known
to get down a little myself.

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So, you got any questions?

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Yeah, uh, rent's $700?

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And you're definitely staying?

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Uh, yeah.

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Well, you know, I'll
get back to you.

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All right.

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Hello?

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Spencie. It's Danny Heffernan.

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Listen, given a little thought
to the whole roommate deal,

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and, uh, you know, I liked
your passion the other night.

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You got fire in
your belly, buddy.

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Listen, I'm thinkin'
Spence Olchin

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might be an interesting
way to go.

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Oh, no can do.

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What?

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Yeah. The thing is

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I went down to the city
college housing center,

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and I found myself
another place.

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Spence. Oh, hold on.

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What is it, sweetie?

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I can't figure out
which shirt to wear.

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Do you like this
one or this one?

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Hmm. Neither.

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Oh, you're so mean.

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Oh, man, I'm sorry about that.

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That was my roommate, Elena.

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She's a very free-spirited

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Brazilian exchange student,

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and I was helping
her get dressed.

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Really?

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S-so then, you're... you're
giving me a no, then?

224
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Yeah. A big, fat one.

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Oh. Got to go.

226
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I think some more of her equally
full-lipped friends are here.

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Hey, ladies, come on in. Hi.

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Hi. Hello.

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00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:23,734
Hey, uh, who wants to curl
up on the couch with me

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and watch jag, huh?

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Hello.

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I can't decide. Which
one do you like?

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Oh, that one.

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Wait. You're going to
change in front on him?

235
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Oh, he's just Spence.

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Doug, can you, uh,
pass the salt?

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Doug? Salt.

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Summer of 1993.

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What? I saved you.

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00:12:07,531 --> 00:12:09,034
Yeah, you remember?

241
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We... we had just
started dating,

242
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and I... and I took you to
the forest hills mini-golf.

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And it was, like, midnight,

244
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and 2 big guys came
out of nowhere,

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and they... and they started
making some rude comments

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about your breastesses.

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Well, I got right in
their face, and I said:

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"Hey, the lady's with
me, so back off, ok?

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You guys got a
problem with that?"

250
00:12:27,959 --> 00:12:29,562
That's what I did. Yeah.

251
00:12:29,630 --> 00:12:30,797
So, you know what?

252
00:12:30,865 --> 00:12:32,786
You can just stop with
your disappointed sighs

253
00:12:32,987 --> 00:12:35,559
and your burglar
alarm brochures.

254
00:12:35,627 --> 00:12:38,599
'Cause you know what? It turns
out when there's real danger,

255
00:12:38,668 --> 00:12:40,419
this kid comes to play.

256
00:12:42,425 --> 00:12:44,562
You've never taken me to
forest hills mini-golf.

257
00:12:44,629 --> 00:12:45,881
What?

258
00:12:45,949 --> 00:12:48,169
I've never been to
forest hills mini-golf.

259
00:12:48,204 --> 00:12:49,306
Really?

260
00:12:52,096 --> 00:12:54,283
Oh, wait a sec. That...
that was Amy.

261
00:12:55,804 --> 00:12:57,039
She was ugly.

262
00:12:57,107 --> 00:12:58,960
And, uh, wasn't she a cop?

263
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,196
She was.

264
00:13:00,264 --> 00:13:01,466
You better let this go, Doug.

265
00:13:01,533 --> 00:13:04,272
No, look, I know
I did stuff, ok?

266
00:13:04,339 --> 00:13:06,209
Ok, hey, what about the time

267
00:13:06,277 --> 00:13:08,198
you told off that girl
in the yogurt shop?

268
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,285
You remember? And then you
left without your purse?

269
00:13:10,353 --> 00:13:11,888
I had to go back in there.

270
00:13:11,956 --> 00:13:15,413
And believe me, I had to deal
with some very nasty looks.

271
00:13:17,017 --> 00:13:18,354
Are you done with your plate?

272
00:13:18,421 --> 00:13:20,056
All right, look, maybe
I never saved you,

273
00:13:20,123 --> 00:13:23,782
but here's something I
never told you. What?

274
00:13:23,849 --> 00:13:27,238
I once pulled an old man
from a burning car.

275
00:13:28,493 --> 00:13:29,844
That was Deacon.

276
00:13:29,912 --> 00:13:31,231
Yes, it was.

277
00:13:31,299 --> 00:13:33,203
What do you... what do
you want me to do here?

278
00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:35,305
I don't want you to do anything.

279
00:13:35,374 --> 00:13:38,180
I'm sorry, ok? I... I...
I did a horrible thing,

280
00:13:38,248 --> 00:13:39,415
but h-h-how can I fix this?

281
00:13:39,483 --> 00:13:41,053
Doug, listen to me, all right?

282
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,934
I still love you, and... and
we'll get through this.

283
00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:44,176
It's just that, you know,

284
00:13:44,243 --> 00:13:45,880
something can happen
in a split second

285
00:13:45,948 --> 00:13:48,869
that changes the way you
look at the person forever,

286
00:13:48,937 --> 00:13:51,375
and there's nothing you
can do to fix that.

287
00:13:54,248 --> 00:13:55,936
I changed the way you
look at me forever?

288
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,940
Yeah, a... a little.

289
00:13:58,007 --> 00:13:59,259
Oh, God.

290
00:14:09,717 --> 00:14:11,519
Do you, um,

291
00:14:11,587 --> 00:14:13,708
d-do you want some pudding?

292
00:14:13,776 --> 00:14:15,128
No pudding.

293
00:14:16,298 --> 00:14:17,600
No pudding?

294
00:14:19,037 --> 00:14:20,706
No pudding.

295
00:14:31,298 --> 00:14:33,501
Hey, Spence.

296
00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:34,805
How was your date?

297
00:14:34,872 --> 00:14:36,808
Oh, it was awful.

298
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:40,149
Why are the good-looking
guys such jerks?

299
00:14:41,085 --> 00:14:43,356
Couldn't tell you.

300
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,328
Will you rub my temples?

301
00:14:46,297 --> 00:14:47,466
Sure.

302
00:14:50,173 --> 00:14:53,461
Ooh, that feels great.

303
00:14:53,529 --> 00:14:56,000
My mother used to do this.

304
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:58,605
In many ways, you
remind me of her.

305
00:15:01,397 --> 00:15:03,466
You know what?

306
00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:06,873
I'm done with men. Friday
is girls' night out.

307
00:15:07,945 --> 00:15:09,764
Would you like to come?

308
00:15:09,832 --> 00:15:13,238
Uh, uh, no, no. You
know, I can't come,

309
00:15:13,305 --> 00:15:15,410
because, in spite of
what you might think,

310
00:15:15,478 --> 00:15:16,846
I'm not a girl, ok?

311
00:15:16,913 --> 00:15:18,916
I'm a heterosexual man

312
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:21,054
with all the wants and
desires of such a man,

313
00:15:21,122 --> 00:15:23,427
so stop telling me
about your dates

314
00:15:23,495 --> 00:15:26,366
and... and walking
around here half-naked,

315
00:15:26,434 --> 00:15:28,638
and... and no more
lotions, all right?

316
00:15:28,706 --> 00:15:30,308
I am dangerous!

317
00:15:31,044 --> 00:15:33,081
You're so cute.

318
00:15:35,889 --> 00:15:38,393
Oh, God, you make
me feel so bad!

319
00:15:49,251 --> 00:15:51,857
I just saw my gynecologist
buying nachos.

320
00:15:51,925 --> 00:15:53,593
How weird is that?

321
00:15:56,233 --> 00:15:58,337
I brought you some whoppers.

322
00:15:58,404 --> 00:16:00,224
No whoppers.

323
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,479
Doug, come on. You have to
start eating sugar again.

324
00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:04,869
Your body's gonna go into shock.

325
00:16:04,936 --> 00:16:06,822
I changed the way you
look at me forever.

326
00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:08,375
No, you didn't.

327
00:16:08,443 --> 00:16:10,157
You're lookin' at me different right now.
No, I'm not.

328
00:16:10,181 --> 00:16:12,185
You are. Used to be,
when I walked in a room,

329
00:16:12,252 --> 00:16:15,073
your face would light up like a
little kid in a candy store.

330
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,744
Ok, that didn't happen.

331
00:16:16,812 --> 00:16:19,918
Listen to me, the other
day, I was upset, ok?

332
00:16:19,986 --> 00:16:21,320
I went a little too far.

333
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,927
I didn't mean to
change your life here.

334
00:16:23,994 --> 00:16:25,763
I don't want our lives
to change, either.

335
00:16:25,831 --> 00:16:27,702
Ok. See,

336
00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:30,407
you want to really know what
I see when I look at you?

337
00:16:30,475 --> 00:16:31,877
What?

338
00:16:31,945 --> 00:16:35,785
I see a great, caring guy

339
00:16:35,853 --> 00:16:38,374
that I love very much,

340
00:16:38,441 --> 00:16:40,379
and that's all that matters.

341
00:16:41,366 --> 00:16:43,586
So let's just move past this.

342
00:16:45,825 --> 00:16:47,529
I'll take my whoppers now.

343
00:16:58,955 --> 00:17:00,857
What if they told you

344
00:17:00,925 --> 00:17:03,128
the one person you loved most

345
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,966
never even was?

346
00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:07,739
I'm joining my wife. She
checked in yesterday.

347
00:17:07,807 --> 00:17:10,596
I'm afraid there's no
record of her arrival.

348
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,299
But I spoke to her this morning.

349
00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:13,970
She's in room 1250.

350
00:17:14,038 --> 00:17:17,059
Sir, we have no room 1250.

351
00:17:18,731 --> 00:17:20,267
What would you risk?

352
00:17:20,335 --> 00:17:22,839
How far would you
go to find her?

353
00:17:22,906 --> 00:17:26,513
If you're Jack Langston,
you're unstoppable.

354
00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:34,164
Where are you going?

355
00:17:34,232 --> 00:17:36,085
The dam's gonna
break any second!

356
00:17:36,152 --> 00:17:38,122
My wife's up there, damn it!

357
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,191
Take my hand!

358
00:17:39,243 --> 00:17:40,193
No!

359
00:17:40,261 --> 00:17:41,279
Take it!

360
00:17:41,347 --> 00:17:42,766
Save yourself, Jack!

361
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:45,974
What kind of a man
do you think I am?

362
00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:54,190
Hey, hey.

363
00:17:54,258 --> 00:17:55,929
Honey, what are you doin'?

364
00:17:55,996 --> 00:17:57,765
You know, you brought
me here on purpose.

365
00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:59,720
You knew that preview
would be playin'.

366
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,003
Yeah, actually, you know what?
It's not even a real movie.

367
00:18:02,027 --> 00:18:04,280
Nicholas cage and I just
got together to zetz ya.

368
00:18:04,347 --> 00:18:07,636
Come on. You're acting
crazy, sweetie.

369
00:18:07,705 --> 00:18:09,775
I told you. You're a
loving and caring guy,

370
00:18:09,843 --> 00:18:10,945
and I mean that.

371
00:18:11,013 --> 00:18:12,431
No. No, no, you
want Jack Langston.

372
00:18:12,499 --> 00:18:14,770
Well, I'm not Jack Langston,
and I never will be.

373
00:18:14,838 --> 00:18:17,308
Look, what happened, happened.

374
00:18:17,376 --> 00:18:19,212
I am over it now.

375
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,565
No, you're not!

376
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,885
Would you listen to me?

377
00:18:21,953 --> 00:18:23,957
I was upset. We talked about it.

378
00:18:24,025 --> 00:18:25,126
I'm over it now.

379
00:18:25,193 --> 00:18:27,681
Could we please
Friggin' drop it?

380
00:18:30,305 --> 00:18:31,924
Carrie!

381
00:18:31,991 --> 00:18:33,143
Wha...

382
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,403
What are you doing?

383
00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:39,673
I was saving you from that bus.

384
00:18:39,741 --> 00:18:41,244
What bus?

385
00:19:00,188 --> 00:19:02,339
Where are we at here, Doug?

386
00:19:08,371 --> 00:19:10,225
Does it sting? No. That's good.

387
00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:12,630
Yeah, it's great. I've moved
on from not saving you

388
00:19:12,698 --> 00:19:14,500
to actively hurting you.

389
00:19:14,568 --> 00:19:16,605
That's not true. I
mean, in that moment,

390
00:19:16,673 --> 00:19:19,144
you really thought I was gonna
get run over by that bus.

391
00:19:19,212 --> 00:19:22,217
I did. I just wish the bus
had been a little closer.

392
00:19:23,488 --> 00:19:24,873
So do I, honey.

393
00:19:25,426 --> 00:19:26,894
So do I.

394
00:19:26,962 --> 00:19:28,415
But I'll tell you somethin'.

395
00:19:28,482 --> 00:19:30,830
If anything ever happens again
where you are in real danger,

396
00:19:30,854 --> 00:19:32,657
I just want you to
know, I got your back.

397
00:19:32,725 --> 00:19:34,662
I know you do.

398
00:19:34,730 --> 00:19:36,866
You know what?

399
00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:39,840
I think I'm ready for
that pudding now.

400
00:19:39,908 --> 00:19:41,927
Uh, actually, honey, there's...
there's...

401
00:19:41,995 --> 00:19:43,831
There's no more pudding.

402
00:19:43,898 --> 00:19:45,503
No more pudding?

403
00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:46,620
Sorry, honey.

404
00:19:48,392 --> 00:19:49,779
No pudding.

405
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:12,962
Room's all ready.

406
00:20:13,865 --> 00:20:15,100
Thanks.

407
00:20:16,203 --> 00:20:17,823
I brought a rice maker.

408
00:20:18,725 --> 00:20:19,861
Cool.

409
00:20:26,776 --> 00:20:29,148
I think we're in
for quite a ride.

410
00:20:35,045 --> 00:20:37,400
Yeah, he just packed
up his stuff,

411
00:20:37,468 --> 00:20:40,622
said goodbye, and
ran out the door.

412
00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:43,562
I know Spence was
just this little guy,

413
00:20:43,630 --> 00:20:45,383
but he was funny

414
00:20:45,451 --> 00:20:47,788
and nice and really cute.

415
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:51,464
You know, I think,

416
00:20:52,683 --> 00:20:55,322
I think I was falling
in love with him,

417
00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:58,394
but, oh, well...

418
00:20:58,462 --> 00:21:01,836
You know, I went shopping today.
I bought this...