1 00:00:35,286 --> 00:00:36,919 No, sweetie, it's no problem. 2 00:00:36,987 --> 00:00:38,188 We can come pick you up. 3 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:40,356 Yeah, ok, we'll see you then. 4 00:00:40,424 --> 00:00:41,591 Bye-bye. 5 00:00:41,658 --> 00:00:42,792 What are you doin'? 6 00:00:42,859 --> 00:00:44,660 The other day I... I cut out a coupon 7 00:00:44,728 --> 00:00:46,540 to supersize your popcorn for free at the movies, 8 00:00:46,564 --> 00:00:49,099 and now I don't know what I did with it. 9 00:00:49,166 --> 00:00:50,733 Well, we have to leave in a minute 10 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:54,204 so you may have to kiss that dream goodbye. 11 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:57,273 Why don't you just pay for whatever popcorn you want? 12 00:00:57,341 --> 00:00:59,875 No, 'cause you're gonna pressure me to get a medium. 13 00:01:01,378 --> 00:01:03,480 If I have the coupon, it's out of our hands. 14 00:01:05,782 --> 00:01:07,150 Who was that on the phone? 15 00:01:07,218 --> 00:01:09,885 Oh, that was Kelly. She's coming with us tonight. 16 00:01:09,953 --> 00:01:10,987 Oh, really? 17 00:01:11,054 --> 00:01:12,088 What? 18 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:14,056 Would you rather she sit at home alone, 19 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:16,426 depressed that she and Deacon are separated? 20 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:19,262 I wouldn't say "rather". 21 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:22,565 Well, she is coming. So back it down. 22 00:01:22,633 --> 00:01:24,800 But you know I feel bad that they're not together. 23 00:01:24,868 --> 00:01:26,603 You know I do. 24 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,448 It's just... This threesome thing is just brutal. 25 00:01:28,472 --> 00:01:30,173 They always seat you at a table for 4. 26 00:01:30,241 --> 00:01:32,542 Then they whip away that extra napkin and silverware. 27 00:01:32,610 --> 00:01:34,611 It's very upsetting to me. 28 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:35,745 Really? 29 00:01:35,812 --> 00:01:37,480 You didn't seem that upset 2 nights ago, 30 00:01:37,548 --> 00:01:39,782 when we went out with just Deacon. 31 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:42,084 It was a buffet. 32 00:01:42,153 --> 00:01:43,586 We've gone out with Deacon alone 33 00:01:43,654 --> 00:01:45,388 and now we're goin' out with Kelly alone. 34 00:01:45,456 --> 00:01:46,689 They're both our friends. 35 00:01:46,757 --> 00:01:48,191 Can we just be honest here, please? 36 00:01:48,259 --> 00:01:50,160 Kelly is your friend, Deacon is my friend. 37 00:01:50,227 --> 00:01:52,728 Why can't we just say it out loud? 38 00:01:52,796 --> 00:01:54,730 Ok. Yes, Kelly is my friend. 39 00:01:54,798 --> 00:01:57,167 She is my best friend, ok? 40 00:01:57,234 --> 00:02:00,470 And you're lucky that I even agreed to go out with Deacon at all! 41 00:02:00,538 --> 00:02:01,771 Ok? 42 00:02:01,838 --> 00:02:03,873 This whole separation is all his fault. Am I wrong? 43 00:02:03,940 --> 00:02:05,275 Tell me, huh, huh, huh? 44 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:07,510 Look, all right, let's not have that fight again. 45 00:02:07,578 --> 00:02:11,113 The last time we did, you yelled a lot and scared me. 46 00:02:11,182 --> 00:02:12,515 But you did say that it was good 47 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:14,850 that they agreed to go to counseling, didn't ya? 48 00:02:14,918 --> 00:02:16,219 Huh? You did say that, huh, huh? 49 00:02:16,287 --> 00:02:17,853 Yes, that's true. 50 00:02:17,921 --> 00:02:20,890 Yeah, yeah, doesn't feel so good when the "huhs" turn against you, does it? 51 00:02:20,957 --> 00:02:22,659 All right, come on. We're gonna be late. 52 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,728 So tuck or suck somethin' in there and let's go. 53 00:02:25,796 --> 00:02:26,862 I'm gonna tuck. 54 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:28,298 Oh, and by the way, 55 00:02:28,365 --> 00:02:30,866 here's your coupon and it's expired. 56 00:02:33,304 --> 00:02:34,837 Son of a "b"! 57 00:02:36,773 --> 00:02:38,007 I'm gonna try it anyway. 58 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,710 If they say anything, I'll pretend I didn't notice. 59 00:02:51,522 --> 00:02:53,389 Hey! Hi, guys. 60 00:02:53,457 --> 00:02:54,691 What's up, guys? 61 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,192 Deac, you're here? 62 00:02:57,294 --> 00:02:59,128 Did you guys, like, work things out? 63 00:02:59,196 --> 00:03:01,764 No, Deacon's just here watching the kids while we go out. 64 00:03:01,832 --> 00:03:04,133 Oh, well, th-that's great, too. 65 00:03:04,201 --> 00:03:08,204 'Cause, I mean, together or apart, you two are both great. 66 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,406 Like lamb chops and mint jelly. 67 00:03:12,676 --> 00:03:14,410 Actually mint jelly on its own, 68 00:03:14,478 --> 00:03:17,179 hmm, not so great. 69 00:03:17,248 --> 00:03:20,450 I'm not sayin' which one of you is mint jelly and which one is a lamb chop. 70 00:03:20,517 --> 00:03:23,185 Honey, would you suck on one of these? Yeah, I'm gonna do that. 71 00:03:23,254 --> 00:03:25,321 So, Kel, what movie do you wanna see? 72 00:03:25,389 --> 00:03:28,291 I don't know. I kind of wanna see something mindless. Like, uh, 73 00:03:28,359 --> 00:03:31,661 what's that thriller where the earth is losing its gravitational pull? 74 00:03:31,729 --> 00:03:34,597 Oh, floaters, yeah, I'll see that, right, honey? 75 00:03:34,665 --> 00:03:37,099 Uh, everything on the planet is floating up into space? 76 00:03:37,167 --> 00:03:40,370 What part of me would not wanna see that movie? 77 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:43,273 I... I... I thought we said we were gonna see that together. 78 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:45,508 Oh, all right, you know, he... he... he's right. 79 00:03:45,576 --> 00:03:47,477 Can... can we... can we see something else? 80 00:03:47,544 --> 00:03:49,345 I kinda really wanna see floaters, though. 81 00:03:49,413 --> 00:03:50,580 Yeah, me, too. 82 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:52,214 Guy? 83 00:03:52,283 --> 00:03:53,750 Just see it with them. 84 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:54,817 Ok. 85 00:03:54,885 --> 00:03:57,019 But I'm gonna name my popcorn Deacon. 86 00:03:58,455 --> 00:04:00,657 Sweet. 87 00:04:00,724 --> 00:04:03,459 All right, look. I-I'm just gonna take the kids back to Spence's. 88 00:04:03,527 --> 00:04:04,960 Put 'em to bed by 8:00. 89 00:04:05,028 --> 00:04:06,329 Kel. 90 00:04:06,397 --> 00:04:07,830 I know when to put my kids to bed. 91 00:04:07,898 --> 00:04:09,599 Just reminding you. 92 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:11,210 You're implying I don't know how to care for my own kids. 93 00:04:11,234 --> 00:04:13,135 Well, since you refused to go to counseling, 94 00:04:13,203 --> 00:04:15,905 I just assumed that you really don't care about much of anything. 95 00:04:15,972 --> 00:04:17,707 An earth with no gravity, huh? 96 00:04:17,775 --> 00:04:19,642 I wonder if they can get me up. 97 00:04:21,244 --> 00:04:22,378 Wait a minute. 98 00:04:22,446 --> 00:04:24,514 You guys are not going to counseling anymore? 99 00:04:24,581 --> 00:04:27,983 Apparently Deacon doesn't think it's the best way for us to solve our problems. 100 00:04:28,051 --> 00:04:30,486 Look, the therapist is a woman whose husband cheated on her. 101 00:04:30,554 --> 00:04:32,555 Yeah, Deacon wants to find a therapist 102 00:04:32,623 --> 00:04:34,256 who's in favor of infidelity. 103 00:04:34,325 --> 00:04:36,158 I never touched Angie, all right? 104 00:04:36,226 --> 00:04:38,227 We had dinner a few times, and it's over. 105 00:04:38,295 --> 00:04:39,796 And I said I made a mistake, ok? 106 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:42,498 We don't need a therapist to tell us the exact same thing. 107 00:04:42,566 --> 00:04:45,368 You guys hate to miss the previews as much as I do? 108 00:04:47,604 --> 00:04:48,971 How beautiful was that? 109 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,541 I handed the girl a strategically-folded coupon, 110 00:04:51,608 --> 00:04:53,042 hiding the expiration date. 111 00:04:53,109 --> 00:04:54,877 She hands me a supersize popcorn. 112 00:04:54,945 --> 00:04:56,713 Yeah, way to go. 113 00:04:56,780 --> 00:04:59,148 You outsmarted a 13-year-old girl with an eye-patch. 114 00:05:01,785 --> 00:05:04,654 Oh, my God! Bill, Mickey! 115 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:06,489 Carrie, hey, how are you? 116 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,658 Good, everything's good. 117 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:11,103 Um, Bill and Mickey designed the whole computer systems for our office. 118 00:05:11,127 --> 00:05:13,496 This is my husband Doug, and my friend Kelly. 119 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:14,497 Hi. 120 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:15,631 Nice to meet you. 121 00:05:15,699 --> 00:05:17,433 So, computers... 122 00:05:17,501 --> 00:05:20,302 I hear they just boil down to a series of ones and zeros. 123 00:05:20,371 --> 00:05:21,971 Yeah, pretty much. 124 00:05:22,038 --> 00:05:24,518 I don't know how that means I can get naked women on my screen, 125 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,208 but God bless you people. 126 00:05:27,978 --> 00:05:30,346 Should we decide who gets this armrest now, 127 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:33,115 or just let it be a free-for-all once the movie starts? 128 00:05:33,183 --> 00:05:35,184 Well, you know, I got pretty sharp nails 129 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,487 and I'm not afraid to use 'em. 130 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,054 It's all you. 131 00:05:45,662 --> 00:05:47,864 And we're gonna blow this up, see? 132 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,331 This is an air mattress. 133 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,000 This is where you're gonna sleep. 134 00:05:51,067 --> 00:05:53,168 It's like sleeping on a raft. 135 00:05:53,236 --> 00:05:54,837 Why are you living here? 136 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,540 It's a raft! 137 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,244 All right, look. 138 00:06:05,081 --> 00:06:06,982 Here's the thing. 139 00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:08,718 I have to stay here for a while 140 00:06:08,786 --> 00:06:10,453 because mommy and I are... 141 00:06:11,388 --> 00:06:13,489 Taking a time-out. 142 00:06:13,557 --> 00:06:15,658 Will you move back home tomorrow? 143 00:06:15,726 --> 00:06:16,826 Well, I, uh... 144 00:06:18,061 --> 00:06:20,329 Fish sticks are served! 145 00:06:20,397 --> 00:06:21,397 God bless you. 146 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:23,332 Yeah. 147 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,512 I want you to be careful 'cause this plate is piping hot. 148 00:06:25,536 --> 00:06:28,304 And some cheerios for your little brother. 149 00:06:34,878 --> 00:06:37,447 So, what were we talkin' about? 150 00:06:37,514 --> 00:06:40,516 I don't like it here. And I miss mommy. 151 00:06:43,253 --> 00:06:45,287 Uh, do you... Do you mind if I... 152 00:06:45,355 --> 00:06:46,355 Go ahead. 153 00:06:52,228 --> 00:06:53,696 Kirby. 154 00:06:53,764 --> 00:06:55,798 I could never replace your mommy. 155 00:06:55,866 --> 00:06:56,866 And... 156 00:07:00,938 --> 00:07:03,573 I would never want to. 157 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,041 But I live with your daddy now. 158 00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:11,948 And I think if we try really hard, 159 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:16,051 we can build a relationship that's completely our own. 160 00:07:16,119 --> 00:07:18,754 Hey, you could think of me as your step-Spence. 161 00:07:19,790 --> 00:07:21,457 Or your guy-mom. 162 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,098 What have I done? 163 00:07:32,904 --> 00:07:35,739 Well, that was the worst piece of crap I've ever seen. 164 00:07:35,807 --> 00:07:38,208 I know, and the ending was so lame. 165 00:07:38,276 --> 00:07:39,410 There's no gravity. 166 00:07:39,477 --> 00:07:41,645 So they build a roof over the entire world. 167 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:42,746 I mean, come on. 168 00:07:44,082 --> 00:07:46,550 Yeah, it, uh, sucked. Definitely sucked. 169 00:07:46,617 --> 00:07:47,918 Hey, look at that. Bulk candy. 170 00:07:47,986 --> 00:07:50,421 Finally I decide how much I want. 171 00:07:50,488 --> 00:07:51,855 I'm gonna go hit the bathroom. 172 00:07:51,923 --> 00:07:53,623 Oh, you know what? I'm gonna stop off, too. 173 00:07:53,691 --> 00:07:54,891 It was very nice meeting you. 174 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:57,394 Yes, it was a pleasure to meet you, too, Kelly. 175 00:07:58,796 --> 00:08:01,231 Kelly, more like smelly, am I right? 176 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:05,336 You know what? I was gonna ask you, um, 177 00:08:05,403 --> 00:08:07,771 is she available? I mean, what's her situation? 178 00:08:07,839 --> 00:08:08,872 She's married. 179 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:11,342 Um, actually, she's separated. 180 00:08:11,409 --> 00:08:13,077 No, she's not. 181 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:15,446 I mean... I mean she... She is. But it's like... 182 00:08:15,513 --> 00:08:16,981 If your favorite plate breaks, 183 00:08:17,048 --> 00:08:18,515 the 2 halves are separated. 184 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:21,618 But all you really need is some crazy glue. 185 00:08:21,686 --> 00:08:24,355 Yes. But until that plate gets fixed, 186 00:08:24,422 --> 00:08:27,224 then you maybe need to eat on a new plate for a while. 187 00:08:27,292 --> 00:08:31,828 Especially when one half of the old plate refuses to go to counseling. 188 00:08:31,896 --> 00:08:33,136 You know what I'm saying, Bill? 189 00:08:33,198 --> 00:08:34,865 No, he doesn't know what you're sayin'. 190 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:36,566 Because I'm sure he, like most people, 191 00:08:36,634 --> 00:08:37,968 has crazy glue in the house, 192 00:08:38,036 --> 00:08:40,570 and knows it dries pretty much instantly. 193 00:08:40,638 --> 00:08:44,408 Ok, I guess what we're saying is we don't exactly know where she's at. 194 00:08:44,476 --> 00:08:45,542 Ok, well, 195 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:48,245 if she decides to get back out there, 196 00:08:48,313 --> 00:08:50,547 here's my card, and you just have her call me. 197 00:08:50,615 --> 00:08:52,449 Ok. Great. 198 00:08:52,517 --> 00:08:53,917 Actually, I'll see you next week. 199 00:08:53,985 --> 00:08:55,585 I gotta come in and debug your system. 200 00:08:55,653 --> 00:08:56,797 All right, I'll see you then. 201 00:08:56,821 --> 00:08:58,022 Ok, now. Whatever. 202 00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:01,858 You better debug your attitude first. 203 00:09:03,761 --> 00:09:04,761 Ready? 204 00:09:05,463 --> 00:09:06,463 What's up? 205 00:09:06,531 --> 00:09:07,597 Nothing. 206 00:09:07,665 --> 00:09:08,765 Come on, let's go. 207 00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:09,833 Hon, 208 00:09:09,867 --> 00:09:10,967 this way. 209 00:09:11,036 --> 00:09:13,404 Yeah, f.Y.I., supersize gets free refills. 210 00:09:18,543 --> 00:09:20,344 I just don't see how you could do that. 211 00:09:20,412 --> 00:09:22,212 I didn't do anything. 212 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,448 I didn't even give her the card. 213 00:09:24,516 --> 00:09:25,682 You set them up. 214 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:27,317 I introduced them, ok? 215 00:09:27,385 --> 00:09:29,353 They were sitting right next to each other. 216 00:09:29,421 --> 00:09:30,654 I also introduced you. 217 00:09:30,721 --> 00:09:32,923 Does that mean I'm setting you up with the little one? 218 00:09:34,659 --> 00:09:38,095 Ok, first of all, the little one has a name. 219 00:09:38,163 --> 00:09:41,265 I'm not sure what it is, but he has one. 220 00:09:41,332 --> 00:09:43,400 And it was very clear what was goin' on there. 221 00:09:43,468 --> 00:09:46,636 You're still mad at Deacon and you're tryin' to help Kelly get back at him. 222 00:09:46,704 --> 00:09:48,105 Well, ok, maybe, that's true. 223 00:09:48,173 --> 00:09:50,174 But why shouldn't she date? He had his share. 224 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:51,641 I knew it! Women hate men! 225 00:09:51,709 --> 00:09:53,377 Why... why do you hate us so much? 226 00:09:53,445 --> 00:09:55,546 Is it 'cause we can pee standing up? 227 00:09:57,148 --> 00:09:59,283 Oh, that makes you crazy, doesn't it? 228 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:03,253 Who brings a bucket of popcorn home from the movies? 229 00:10:03,321 --> 00:10:06,123 I mean, who does this? 230 00:10:06,191 --> 00:10:09,159 Someone who thinks when you're allowed to get a free refill, 231 00:10:09,227 --> 00:10:11,161 you get your free refill. 232 00:10:11,229 --> 00:10:13,097 It's called good money management. 233 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:17,000 What are you lookin' at that for? 234 00:10:17,068 --> 00:10:19,869 You're not actually thinkin' of givin' her the guy's card, are you? 235 00:10:19,937 --> 00:10:21,838 I'm thinkin' about it, yes. 236 00:10:21,906 --> 00:10:23,507 Mmm-hmm. Ok. 237 00:10:24,775 --> 00:10:26,343 Can I, uh, can I see it? 238 00:10:28,946 --> 00:10:29,946 Come on. 239 00:10:31,015 --> 00:10:32,349 Let me hold it, come on. 240 00:10:32,417 --> 00:10:34,384 You're gonna rip it up! 241 00:10:34,452 --> 00:10:36,330 I'm not gonna rip it up. I just wanna see his title and stuff. 242 00:10:36,354 --> 00:10:38,788 I wanna see what kind of guy is interested in Kelly. 243 00:10:38,856 --> 00:10:40,524 She's my friend, too, you know? 244 00:10:40,592 --> 00:10:42,593 Come on, I promise I won't rip it. 245 00:10:42,660 --> 00:10:44,094 Are you gonna eat it? 246 00:10:45,663 --> 00:10:46,963 Hey, I'm a grown man. 247 00:10:47,031 --> 00:10:48,311 I'm not gonna eat the guy's card. 248 00:10:51,102 --> 00:10:52,102 Ok. 249 00:10:56,707 --> 00:10:57,807 Here you go. 250 00:11:00,011 --> 00:11:01,044 I can still rip it. 251 00:11:01,112 --> 00:11:02,712 Stop! 252 00:11:02,780 --> 00:11:04,148 You cannot set Kelly up. 253 00:11:04,215 --> 00:11:06,750 That would be like... like incest. 254 00:11:06,817 --> 00:11:08,752 How is that like incest? 255 00:11:08,819 --> 00:11:12,189 Ok. Obviously you don't know what incest means. 256 00:11:14,492 --> 00:11:16,627 No, obviously, 257 00:11:16,694 --> 00:11:18,995 you don't know what incest means. 258 00:11:21,966 --> 00:11:22,899 Hello. 259 00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:23,967 Hey, it's me. 260 00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:25,169 Oh, hey, babe, you all right? 261 00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:27,704 Yeah. I'm sorry if I was a downer tonight. 262 00:11:27,772 --> 00:11:30,040 No, no, no, no, you were great. 263 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:32,276 I don't mean this as anything against you guys, 264 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,878 but it kind of sucks being the 3rd wheel. 265 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,780 You know what, hang on one second, ok? 266 00:11:36,847 --> 00:11:38,582 Ok. 267 00:11:38,650 --> 00:11:40,016 I want to tell her about the guy. 268 00:11:40,084 --> 00:11:41,151 No. 269 00:11:41,219 --> 00:11:43,153 Doug, she is feeling really down. 270 00:11:43,221 --> 00:11:45,055 I want to give her an ego boost. 271 00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:47,558 No... no. Maybe she's just shaken over the harsh reality 272 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,826 that earth could lose its gravitational pull. 273 00:11:51,796 --> 00:11:53,197 I'll tell her. 274 00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:54,598 Kel? Yeah. 275 00:11:54,666 --> 00:11:56,877 Um, you know Bill, the guy you met at the movies tonight? 276 00:11:56,901 --> 00:11:59,503 He thinks you're ugly! He's gay! He's gay! 277 00:11:59,571 --> 00:12:00,571 Stop. 278 00:12:02,407 --> 00:12:04,575 Uh, when you were in the bathroom... 279 00:12:04,642 --> 00:12:07,421 If you do that, I swear I will dump your whole makeup case into the trash. 280 00:12:07,445 --> 00:12:08,778 I'll do it. 281 00:12:08,846 --> 00:12:11,281 He actually asked if you were available. 282 00:12:11,349 --> 00:12:12,416 He did? 283 00:12:12,483 --> 00:12:13,483 Bye-bye. 284 00:12:16,554 --> 00:12:17,654 I'll fish that out. 285 00:12:28,899 --> 00:12:31,133 Man, these pigs in blankets are incredible. 286 00:12:31,201 --> 00:12:34,369 Thanks, man. You know, 287 00:12:34,437 --> 00:12:37,840 I glazed the wieners with brown sugar, 288 00:12:37,908 --> 00:12:39,942 with just a touch of chilly powder, 289 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,444 to awaken people's hidden appetites. 290 00:12:45,048 --> 00:12:47,083 I'm uncomfortable, but eating, anyway. 291 00:12:48,585 --> 00:12:49,685 Hey, guy. Hey. 292 00:12:49,753 --> 00:12:53,022 Hey, the kids are here, what a surprise. 293 00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:54,990 What's up? 294 00:12:55,058 --> 00:12:56,936 Kelly asked me to baby-sit them last minute. Is that cool? 295 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,739 What, are you kiddin'? Now I'll have to finish building lego city by myself. 296 00:12:59,763 --> 00:13:00,930 Yeah. 297 00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,099 Yeah, come on. And here's my little man. 298 00:13:06,269 --> 00:13:08,037 Come on. 299 00:13:08,105 --> 00:13:09,972 It's weird, man, I mean, 300 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,707 Kelly said she was going out somewhere, 301 00:13:11,775 --> 00:13:13,075 but she wouldn't say with whom. 302 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,079 Women. Hey, come on, man, let's watch the knick game. 303 00:13:17,147 --> 00:13:18,814 Oh, look, white guy. 304 00:13:21,451 --> 00:13:22,451 They're funny. 305 00:13:25,989 --> 00:13:27,823 Wait. 306 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,959 You know who she's with, don't you? 307 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,094 Me? Oh, no. 308 00:13:41,371 --> 00:13:42,371 No. 309 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,442 She... she might be out on a date. 310 00:13:47,510 --> 00:13:49,245 Oh, man, I knew it! 311 00:13:49,312 --> 00:13:51,280 Who is it? How did she meet him? 312 00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:52,948 Actually, Carrie knows the guy. 313 00:13:53,016 --> 00:13:54,984 We ran into him last week at the movies. 314 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,686 Floaters, not worth your time, by the way. 315 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,989 I can't believe it, you set my wife up on a date? 316 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,957 No, no. I tried to stop it. 317 00:14:02,492 --> 00:14:03,959 Oh, man. 318 00:14:04,027 --> 00:14:05,795 Come on, guy, just relax, all right? 319 00:14:05,862 --> 00:14:08,363 So she's out with some loser, what's the worst that can happen? 320 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,599 He can have sex with my wife. 321 00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:11,901 Ok, right. Yeah. 322 00:14:13,503 --> 00:14:14,636 Ok, but then you know what? 323 00:14:14,704 --> 00:14:16,638 You never slept with that other woman, 324 00:14:16,706 --> 00:14:18,707 so if Kelly sleeps with this guy, 325 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,310 she'd be in the wrong and that gives you the upper hand. 326 00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:22,912 Slap it high! 327 00:14:26,983 --> 00:14:29,651 Look. Who... who's the guy, man? 328 00:14:29,719 --> 00:14:32,154 Just... just some guy, your basic guy. 329 00:14:32,222 --> 00:14:33,989 C-come on, I got to know. 330 00:14:35,892 --> 00:14:37,960 His name is Bill. Bill. 331 00:14:38,028 --> 00:14:40,329 What kind of name is that? Bill. 332 00:14:40,396 --> 00:14:42,998 Is that short for William? 333 00:14:43,066 --> 00:14:45,434 Y-you know what he does? 334 00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:48,904 I think he designs computer systems or something lame like that. 335 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:52,007 Well, what does he look like? 336 00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:54,509 Nothing special. You wouldn't even give him a second look, 337 00:14:54,577 --> 00:14:55,945 if he wasn't dating your wife. 338 00:14:56,012 --> 00:14:58,347 Oh, man, where did they go? I got to go look at him. 339 00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:01,884 That's a bad idea. And anyway, I don't know where they are. 340 00:15:03,453 --> 00:15:04,386 Hello. 341 00:15:04,454 --> 00:15:05,520 Hey, baby cakes. 342 00:15:05,588 --> 00:15:07,122 Hey, sweetie. How's the game? 343 00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:09,291 It's good, it's good. I just, uh, 344 00:15:09,359 --> 00:15:11,693 wanted to call and say hi. 345 00:15:11,761 --> 00:15:14,696 So, uh, tonight is Kelly's date, right? 346 00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:15,697 Yeah. 347 00:15:15,765 --> 00:15:17,233 I was thinkin' about it and, uh, 348 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:19,101 maybe it is a good thing. 349 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,503 Maybe it will help her think things through about Deac. 350 00:15:21,571 --> 00:15:24,073 Really, honey? Well... 351 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,440 I'm glad you came around. 352 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,142 Yeah, me, too, me, too. 353 00:15:28,444 --> 00:15:30,012 So where did they go, anyway? 354 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,383 I think they were just going to a movie at the loyola. 355 00:15:35,718 --> 00:15:37,719 Oh, great, thanks. 356 00:15:37,787 --> 00:15:38,787 For what? 357 00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:42,504 What do you mean, "thanks"? 358 00:15:43,593 --> 00:15:45,361 I... I... I mean, uh... 359 00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:47,930 Thanks for bein' the best damn thing that ever happened to me. 360 00:15:49,432 --> 00:15:52,834 Wait a minute. You're with Deacon. 361 00:15:52,903 --> 00:15:54,403 Got another call. I love you. 362 00:15:55,638 --> 00:15:56,671 Oh, God. 363 00:16:03,446 --> 00:16:05,580 Then I went to St. John's to get my masters, 364 00:16:05,648 --> 00:16:08,017 when I got sidetracked into this computer thing. 365 00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:11,620 Oh, really? My husband, I mean my ex... 366 00:16:11,687 --> 00:16:13,322 My, uh, separated... 367 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,390 Deacon. 368 00:16:14,457 --> 00:16:17,226 Yeah, he went to St. John's. 369 00:16:17,294 --> 00:16:19,461 God, I'm sorry. I keep mentioning him. 370 00:16:19,529 --> 00:16:20,930 I must be a real joy to be with. 371 00:16:20,997 --> 00:16:22,398 It's ok. 372 00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:26,101 Maybe for an encore, you can change my baby's diaper. 373 00:16:29,105 --> 00:16:31,606 Can't believe they made me buy a ticket to do this. 374 00:16:32,809 --> 00:16:34,009 There they are. 375 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,011 All right, fine. Ok, you saw them. 376 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,313 Come on, time to go. 377 00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:42,484 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 378 00:16:42,552 --> 00:16:43,986 I feel like I got to do something. 379 00:16:44,054 --> 00:16:45,054 What can you do? 380 00:16:45,121 --> 00:16:47,189 I don't know. Just seeing that guy, 381 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:48,690 you know. He's good-looking. 382 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,725 He designs computers. 383 00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:53,662 I'm just a delivery guy. I'm... I'm a glorified donkey. 384 00:16:53,729 --> 00:16:55,730 Hey, don't put yourself down, 385 00:16:55,798 --> 00:16:58,300 and me in the process. 386 00:16:58,368 --> 00:17:00,369 Why don't you go there and talk to her for me? 387 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,271 No... no, you can talk to her after the date. 388 00:17:02,339 --> 00:17:03,805 I can't face her. Just go in there, 389 00:17:03,873 --> 00:17:06,075 and tell her I want to go back to counseling. 390 00:17:06,142 --> 00:17:07,142 I don't think... 391 00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:08,510 Doug, please, man. 392 00:17:08,578 --> 00:17:09,644 For me? 393 00:17:18,754 --> 00:17:20,822 Excuse me, I have to get back in there, thanks. 394 00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:23,592 Sorry. God, that was your foot right there. Sorry. 395 00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:25,827 Kelly. 396 00:17:25,895 --> 00:17:27,363 Doug, what are you doing here? 397 00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:29,965 I just have to... Hi, Bill. 398 00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:32,167 Deacon dragged me down here to find you. 399 00:17:32,235 --> 00:17:33,268 What? 400 00:17:33,336 --> 00:17:35,637 Yeah, he... he wants me to tell you that 401 00:17:35,705 --> 00:17:37,706 he... he really wants to go back to counseling. 402 00:17:41,878 --> 00:17:43,745 You can tell him I'm having a great time. 403 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,347 And that just 'cause he's jealous, 404 00:17:45,415 --> 00:17:48,017 doesn't mean he can come down here and try and make everything ok. 405 00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:52,087 Go tell him that. 406 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,623 Sorry again. Oh, look out. 407 00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:55,957 X. X. I. 408 00:18:00,963 --> 00:18:03,142 She said, just 'cause you're jealous, you can't just run 409 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,067 in there and think everything's gonna be ok. 410 00:18:05,135 --> 00:18:06,301 Well, tell her that... 411 00:18:08,771 --> 00:18:10,372 Tell her I'm sorry. 412 00:18:11,941 --> 00:18:13,509 Tell her I miss her. 413 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:18,447 I miss the way she puts ice in her soup 414 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:22,117 and moves her lips slightly when she reads. 415 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:26,255 I miss the way she puts on my robe to go get the mail. 416 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:30,259 I... I just want to tell her I love her every night before we go to sleep again. 417 00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:34,096 That's going to be way better comin' from you. 418 00:18:36,099 --> 00:18:37,966 All right. Just go. 419 00:18:48,844 --> 00:18:51,113 I'm very sorry. Believe me. I know, I know, 420 00:18:51,181 --> 00:18:52,981 I would be mad at me at this point. 421 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,385 Hey, you. 422 00:18:57,287 --> 00:18:58,287 Get outta there! 423 00:19:01,491 --> 00:19:03,758 Go away, go away. Shoo. Very sorry. 424 00:19:03,826 --> 00:19:05,194 Deacon wanted me to tell you... 425 00:19:05,261 --> 00:19:06,995 Doug, leave them alone. 426 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,098 I just have one more thing to say from Deacon. 427 00:19:09,165 --> 00:19:10,932 You know, I should probably just go. 428 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,001 Bill, just sit down and eat your peanut chews. 429 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,704 I can't believe you brought him down here. 430 00:19:15,771 --> 00:19:17,906 He wanted to come, he's my friend, I'm sorry. 431 00:19:17,974 --> 00:19:20,209 This is the last thing that Kelly needs right now. 432 00:19:20,276 --> 00:19:21,610 You guys. 433 00:19:21,677 --> 00:19:23,278 Let me just get this out. 434 00:19:23,346 --> 00:19:25,247 He said he misses you, 435 00:19:25,315 --> 00:19:27,549 and he loves the way you eat soup, 436 00:19:27,617 --> 00:19:30,685 and the way you wear his robe when you go to get the mail. 437 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:34,189 And you... you do something weird with your lips when you read. 438 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,390 But in a good way. 439 00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:38,393 Bottom line: 440 00:19:38,461 --> 00:19:41,263 Yeah, you know, fine, he came down here because he was jealous. 441 00:19:41,331 --> 00:19:44,799 But it took that to make him realize how much he loves you. 442 00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:49,271 And how he wants to tell you that every night for the rest of his life. 443 00:19:55,245 --> 00:19:56,578 You know, maybe you should go. 444 00:19:56,646 --> 00:19:57,646 Yeah. 445 00:19:59,182 --> 00:20:00,182 This was fun. 446 00:20:03,186 --> 00:20:04,819 Excuse me. Excuse me. Coming through. 447 00:20:04,887 --> 00:20:06,388 Oh, oh, oh, Bill, Bill. 448 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,690 You know, I'm having this thing with my computer. 449 00:20:08,758 --> 00:20:11,960 It freezes up every... You know what? I'll call you. 450 00:20:15,398 --> 00:20:17,266 My bad, my bad. 451 00:20:19,169 --> 00:20:20,169 Hi. 452 00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:22,571 Hi. 453 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,373 Did you really mean what Doug said? 454 00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:28,009 If he got it right, then... then, yeah. 455 00:20:33,183 --> 00:20:34,550 You know what? We're gonna go. 456 00:20:34,617 --> 00:20:36,218 Yeah, come on, come on, let's go. 457 00:20:38,721 --> 00:20:40,522 Sorry. Ok, all right. 458 00:20:40,590 --> 00:20:41,723 Sorry about that. 459 00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:43,392 I ain't a gummy bear. 460 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:45,694 S-so you want to sit down and watch the movie? 461 00:20:47,297 --> 00:20:48,297 Ok. 462 00:20:52,101 --> 00:20:55,070 And after that I... I really want to talk. 463 00:20:56,573 --> 00:20:57,573 Ok. 464 00:20:58,874 --> 00:20:59,874 Ok. 465 00:21:03,979 --> 00:21:06,181 You know, maybe we should... 466 00:21:09,452 --> 00:21:10,452 Ok. 467 00:21:29,142 --> 00:21:32,544 Oh, for God's sake, you took another expired coupon. 468 00:21:32,611 --> 00:21:35,513 Are you stupid, or can you just not read a calendar? 469 00:21:35,581 --> 00:21:37,816 Oh. I wonder what today is? 470 00:21:37,884 --> 00:21:39,818 It's the 48th of January. 471 00:21:43,956 --> 00:21:45,590 Sorry. Here. 472 00:21:45,658 --> 00:21:49,360 King-size kit Kat bars for free. 473 00:21:49,428 --> 00:21:52,230 You know where I might... might be a good place to eat that? 474 00:21:52,298 --> 00:21:53,765 In the unemployment line! 475 00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:55,200 Adios, patchy!