1 00:00:34,691 --> 00:00:37,361 Do you remember that weird history teacher we had in ninth grade? 2 00:00:37,528 --> 00:00:41,907 Mr. Thorpe. With the Hello Kitty stickers on his briefcase. 3 00:00:42,115 --> 00:00:43,742 But he had that gorgeous wife, remember? 4 00:00:43,909 --> 00:00:46,411 I know. How was that guy not gay? 5 00:00:47,996 --> 00:00:50,499 Hey, remember we cut his class and went to Waldbaum's? 6 00:00:50,707 --> 00:00:54,211 Oh, yeah. You shoved a whole box of Devil Dogs down your pants. 7 00:00:54,962 --> 00:00:56,797 Hello, we had the munchies and no cash. 8 00:00:56,964 --> 00:00:59,258 Somebody had to take charge. 9 00:01:00,217 --> 00:01:02,427 I wonder if there were any laws they didn't break, huh? 10 00:01:03,095 --> 00:01:05,013 I assume there were some. 11 00:01:05,514 --> 00:01:07,099 Yeah. 12 00:01:08,892 --> 00:01:10,978 It's getting late. We should get on the road soon. 13 00:01:11,144 --> 00:01:12,896 No. Stay. 14 00:01:13,105 --> 00:01:14,231 We have a two-hour drive. 15 00:01:14,439 --> 00:01:16,441 Who told you to move to frigging Rockland County? 16 00:01:16,608 --> 00:01:19,361 My new husband. He works there, blame him. 17 00:01:19,528 --> 00:01:21,446 Guilty as charged. 18 00:01:21,655 --> 00:01:24,324 You're not leaving until you get dessert. Come on, give me a hand. 19 00:01:24,533 --> 00:01:28,871 Oh, hey, hey, here's a name for you: Eric Wickstrom. 20 00:01:29,037 --> 00:01:30,706 You know what? I saw him like a year ago. 21 00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:33,333 He still has his braces. 22 00:01:35,502 --> 00:01:38,380 That is a long time to have braces. Am I right? 23 00:01:38,589 --> 00:01:41,884 Maybe he has some sort of chronic problem. 24 00:01:43,969 --> 00:01:46,221 Let's hope so. 25 00:01:52,728 --> 00:01:55,480 So, what do you do up there in Rockland County? 26 00:01:55,689 --> 00:01:57,107 Oh, I manage a company. 27 00:01:57,274 --> 00:02:00,360 We make various paper products from recycled goods. 28 00:02:00,569 --> 00:02:03,530 Paper products. That's great, great. 29 00:02:03,697 --> 00:02:06,116 You're looking at a big fan right here. 30 00:02:07,993 --> 00:02:11,079 - You're at I.P. S? - Yup, yeah, yeah. 31 00:02:11,288 --> 00:02:12,331 What do you think about 32 00:02:12,497 --> 00:02:15,000 the head of your company giving money to the NRA? 33 00:02:15,209 --> 00:02:16,251 I didn't realise he did. 34 00:02:16,460 --> 00:02:17,836 Half a million dollars. 35 00:02:18,003 --> 00:02:21,215 You have to really like assault rifles to give that kind of money. 36 00:02:22,341 --> 00:02:24,968 Maybe he just likes Charlton Heston. You know? 37 00:02:26,511 --> 00:02:29,848 "Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape." 38 00:02:31,016 --> 00:02:32,601 You remember that? Planet of the Apes? 39 00:02:32,768 --> 00:02:35,020 That was a good movie, huh? 40 00:02:35,229 --> 00:02:37,523 I think Heston's a Nazi. 41 00:02:42,277 --> 00:02:44,821 Hey, guys, we're gonna serve dessert over there on the couch. 42 00:02:44,988 --> 00:02:46,698 Go, go, go. 43 00:02:46,865 --> 00:02:48,116 So, to the couch? 44 00:02:48,325 --> 00:02:49,785 All right. 45 00:02:57,834 --> 00:03:00,087 That's better, huh? 46 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:02,923 The couch. 47 00:03:05,634 --> 00:03:07,177 Who are you voting for on Tuesday? 48 00:03:08,512 --> 00:03:10,430 The state assembly? The runoff election? 49 00:03:11,139 --> 00:03:12,808 Yes. 50 00:03:14,184 --> 00:03:15,561 Yes. 51 00:03:17,896 --> 00:03:20,691 Do you like Scalas or Perry? 52 00:03:21,441 --> 00:03:25,028 Actually, we got an oven mitt from Perry, so probably him. 53 00:03:25,237 --> 00:03:27,239 - Her. - Her. 54 00:03:29,741 --> 00:03:32,369 Arthur. Hey, my man, what's happening, buddy? 55 00:03:32,578 --> 00:03:34,663 Get a hold of yourself, Douglas. 56 00:03:35,330 --> 00:03:36,415 Hey, hey, hey. 57 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,418 Hang out a second, man, relax. I want you to meet Mike. 58 00:03:39,626 --> 00:03:42,504 Love to, but I gotta catch my Jag. 59 00:03:45,966 --> 00:03:47,718 He's nutty. 60 00:03:49,303 --> 00:03:51,013 So... 61 00:03:51,847 --> 00:03:55,434 - Hey, Doug, we just had a great idea. - What? 62 00:03:55,642 --> 00:04:00,272 What if Mike and Susie stayed with us for the whole Thanksgiving weekend? 63 00:04:01,064 --> 00:04:02,566 What? 64 00:04:03,942 --> 00:04:07,070 Yeah, they can stay up in my office, on the sofa bed. What do you think? 65 00:04:10,365 --> 00:04:14,745 Right in front of them. Right in front of them she asks me. 66 00:04:14,953 --> 00:04:17,289 "Can they stay with us through the Thanksgiving weekend? 67 00:04:17,456 --> 00:04:19,166 We got that spare room with the sofa bed." 68 00:04:19,666 --> 00:04:21,001 That's rough. 69 00:04:21,210 --> 00:04:23,253 What am I supposed to say? Yeah, sure, that's okay. 70 00:04:23,420 --> 00:04:27,716 You know, I'd rather put a cigar out on my ass, but this is good too. 71 00:04:29,968 --> 00:04:32,638 Where the hell is Spence already? The movie's starting right now. 72 00:04:32,846 --> 00:04:36,391 How am I gonna spend four days with this guy? And with no buffer. 73 00:04:36,558 --> 00:04:38,602 I know Carrie's just gonna peel off with her friend 74 00:04:38,769 --> 00:04:40,687 and just leave me there alone with him. 75 00:04:42,397 --> 00:04:45,609 I'm gonna die. That's it, I'm gonna die. 76 00:04:45,776 --> 00:04:48,445 His unpleasantness will actually stop my heart. 77 00:04:50,030 --> 00:04:51,782 - Where the hell you been? - I know, I know. 78 00:04:51,949 --> 00:04:54,076 I had this whole thing with my mom. 79 00:04:54,284 --> 00:04:55,619 The super was fixing the radiator 80 00:04:55,786 --> 00:04:58,121 and she didn't want me to leave her alone with him. 81 00:04:58,330 --> 00:04:59,915 Why not? 82 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:02,417 She kept saying, "He was making bedroom eyes." 83 00:05:02,584 --> 00:05:05,254 "Mom, he's 80. He has glaucoma." 84 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:07,339 It was so stupid. 85 00:05:07,548 --> 00:05:09,758 If it was so stupid, why didn't you just walk out? 86 00:05:09,967 --> 00:05:12,010 I wanted to. That's why we had the fight. 87 00:05:12,177 --> 00:05:14,346 But what could I do? It's my mother. 88 00:05:14,555 --> 00:05:16,390 We've been hearing the same crap for 10 years. 89 00:05:16,557 --> 00:05:19,643 I need to drive my mommy to the store. I have to cut up her meat up for her. 90 00:05:19,810 --> 00:05:21,690 - I have to draw her eyebrows on her. - Shut up. 91 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:24,022 All right, all right, just take it easy, both of you. 92 00:05:24,231 --> 00:05:26,275 I'm not gonna take it easy, Moose. I missed a movie 93 00:05:26,441 --> 00:05:30,028 because nobody told this wuss that he's 32 years old, not 8. 94 00:05:30,237 --> 00:05:31,488 You know what? Forget about it. 95 00:05:31,697 --> 00:05:34,157 That's it, I'm going back to the firehouse. 96 00:05:34,324 --> 00:05:35,367 And you know what, Spence, 97 00:05:35,534 --> 00:05:38,954 I hope the super's ringing your mother's bell right now. 98 00:05:39,746 --> 00:05:41,790 And not her doorbell. I meant, like, he's ringing... 99 00:05:41,957 --> 00:05:44,084 I know what you meant. 100 00:05:47,337 --> 00:05:50,549 Look, don't worry about him, all right? 101 00:05:50,716 --> 00:05:53,135 He's just in a bad mood. 102 00:05:57,973 --> 00:06:00,475 By the way, we're not on a date. Sit over there. 103 00:06:07,858 --> 00:06:09,359 Do you think I'm a wuss? 104 00:06:10,319 --> 00:06:12,196 Well, define wuss. 105 00:06:12,362 --> 00:06:15,699 Someone who keeps inventing excuses to live at home 106 00:06:15,866 --> 00:06:18,994 because he's too scared to just grow up already. 107 00:06:20,370 --> 00:06:22,623 - Define it again. - Oh, that's it. 108 00:06:22,789 --> 00:06:25,626 I'm a wuss. I'm just a big, stupid, doughy wuss bag. 109 00:06:25,834 --> 00:06:28,378 Look, you don't have to be, you know. Just move out already. 110 00:06:28,879 --> 00:06:31,548 You know, I might just do that. Right after Thanksgiving. 111 00:06:35,219 --> 00:06:37,846 Why wait until after Thanksgiving, you know? 112 00:06:38,555 --> 00:06:41,892 I don't know. It'll give me some time to ease into the idea. 113 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:44,645 Ease into the idea? I'm sorry, what exactly does that mean? 114 00:06:44,811 --> 00:06:47,231 I don't speak wuss. 115 00:06:47,731 --> 00:06:49,274 - Come on. - It's obvious, man. 116 00:06:49,441 --> 00:06:51,318 - You don't wanna move out. - I do so. 117 00:06:51,527 --> 00:06:53,529 You know what someone who wants to move out says? 118 00:06:53,695 --> 00:06:55,697 I wanna move out right now, tonight. That's right. 119 00:06:55,864 --> 00:06:57,783 Yeah, I'm gonna find a friend who's got, like, 120 00:06:57,950 --> 00:07:00,702 a spare room with a sofa bed, 121 00:07:00,869 --> 00:07:02,538 and I'm gonna stay there 122 00:07:02,704 --> 00:07:05,624 through the Thanksgiving weekend if necessary. 123 00:07:05,791 --> 00:07:07,584 But I am taking my life back tonight. 124 00:07:07,751 --> 00:07:09,670 What's the use? 125 00:07:13,799 --> 00:07:16,468 - Doug? - Yeah? 126 00:07:42,144 --> 00:07:43,271 Naked? 127 00:07:43,437 --> 00:07:45,273 Naked. 128 00:07:46,482 --> 00:07:48,401 How naked? 129 00:07:50,027 --> 00:07:53,864 Any nakeder, and I'd have seen organs. 130 00:07:55,157 --> 00:07:57,326 The inside ones. 131 00:07:57,493 --> 00:08:00,288 - Which I would've preferred. - I'm sorry. 132 00:08:00,454 --> 00:08:02,707 By the time we got back with his stuff, you were asleep. 133 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:04,667 Well, what happened? Why is he even here? 134 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:06,794 He got into a huge fight with his mother, 135 00:08:06,961 --> 00:08:09,964 decided he wanted to move out tonight. 136 00:08:10,381 --> 00:08:12,300 So I told him, I said: 137 00:08:12,466 --> 00:08:15,303 "Look, man, you can stay with us until you find a place of your own." 138 00:08:15,469 --> 00:08:16,971 How long do you think that's gonna be? 139 00:08:17,138 --> 00:08:18,889 How long does it take to find an apartment? 140 00:08:19,181 --> 00:08:21,017 A week? Two weeks? 141 00:08:21,225 --> 00:08:25,062 Doug, two weeks? The Gladdens are coming. 142 00:08:26,397 --> 00:08:29,150 Mike and Susie. They're supposed to stay in that room for four days. 143 00:08:29,317 --> 00:08:30,985 Didn't you even think of that? 144 00:08:31,193 --> 00:08:34,530 Excuse me. No, I didn't think of that, okay? 145 00:08:34,697 --> 00:08:37,033 My best friend's in the middle of a huge personal crisis. 146 00:08:37,199 --> 00:08:38,242 What am I supposed to say? 147 00:08:38,409 --> 00:08:40,661 Could you be out by Thursday? We're having company over. 148 00:08:40,828 --> 00:08:43,581 You are unbelievable. 149 00:08:44,332 --> 00:08:47,835 - Okay. - No, no, no. 150 00:08:48,336 --> 00:08:50,755 Well, hey, I'm sorry I snapped. 151 00:08:50,922 --> 00:08:54,258 But this is a man's life we're talking about. 152 00:08:55,593 --> 00:08:59,305 Thirty-two years old and he picks this week to grow up. 153 00:08:59,764 --> 00:09:02,141 Bad timing, I know. 154 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,185 So... 155 00:09:04,894 --> 00:09:08,022 Should we call the Gladdens and cancel? 156 00:09:08,981 --> 00:09:10,316 No, no need to do that. 157 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:13,611 Just help Spence get an apartment by Thursday. 158 00:09:13,778 --> 00:09:15,196 Then they could still come, right? 159 00:09:16,697 --> 00:09:19,742 I'll do everything in my power to make that happen. 160 00:09:21,535 --> 00:09:24,622 All right, Suse, so I'll call you as soon as I know if that room is free. 161 00:09:24,789 --> 00:09:26,207 Hey, hey, hey. 162 00:09:26,415 --> 00:09:29,043 Have her tell Mike I said "what's up?" 163 00:09:32,964 --> 00:09:36,092 Tell Mike, Doug says "what's up?" 164 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:38,678 I don't know. 165 00:09:40,054 --> 00:09:42,848 Okay, sweetie, I'll talk to you soon. Bye-bye. 166 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:46,894 Okay. With any luck, this will still work out. 167 00:09:49,772 --> 00:09:52,858 Good morning, my esteemed host and hostess. 168 00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:54,151 - Morning. - Hey, buddy. 169 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,486 Grab yourself some eggs. 170 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:57,446 Don't mind if I do. 171 00:09:57,613 --> 00:10:01,575 By the way, Carrie, I'm sorry about our little encounter last night. 172 00:10:01,742 --> 00:10:06,080 In my old life, I was discouraged from locking the bathroom door. 173 00:10:06,247 --> 00:10:08,249 Okay. Well, new life. 174 00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:11,377 Hey. Hear, hear. 175 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:14,005 Man, I am exhilarated. I really did it. 176 00:10:14,171 --> 00:10:16,090 I moved out. I did it. 177 00:10:16,299 --> 00:10:19,343 You realise you're not done doing it, right? 178 00:10:20,011 --> 00:10:23,139 Oh, yeah. I was gonna get the paper and start looking at places today. 179 00:10:23,347 --> 00:10:27,018 You're damn right. Because I'm gonna be on you like a cheap suit, okay? 180 00:10:29,312 --> 00:10:31,897 I could be your best friend or worst enemy, the choice is yours. 181 00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:33,941 All I know is, you're getting an apartment. 182 00:10:36,110 --> 00:10:38,904 We are not running a charity around here. 183 00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:41,907 - The whole world doesn't revolve... - Doug, relax. 184 00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:43,743 He said he was gonna start looking today. 185 00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:47,079 Yeah, he says a lot of things. 186 00:10:47,663 --> 00:10:51,000 You and me, we go today after work. You got it? 187 00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:52,627 Sure. Happy for the help. 188 00:10:52,835 --> 00:10:54,295 Okay, then. 189 00:10:55,713 --> 00:10:56,923 Good morning. 190 00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:58,257 Good morning, Daddy. 191 00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:00,092 What's this? 192 00:11:04,347 --> 00:11:06,223 Spence moved out of his mom's house last night. 193 00:11:06,390 --> 00:11:09,518 So he's gonna stay with us until he gets a place of his own. 194 00:11:09,685 --> 00:11:10,770 I see. 195 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:14,106 I must have missed the family meeting where all this was decided. 196 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,985 There was no family meeting, Arthur. 197 00:11:18,486 --> 00:11:21,113 Well, God bless fascism. 198 00:11:23,074 --> 00:11:26,619 So where is the little fellow staying? 199 00:11:27,703 --> 00:11:29,330 On the sofa bed in my office. 200 00:11:29,497 --> 00:11:34,335 Your office? Oh, yes, the warm insulated room upstairs. 201 00:11:35,044 --> 00:11:39,048 I'm familiar with it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll return to my dungeon. 202 00:11:39,257 --> 00:11:42,510 Dad, would you stop it? Sit down and have breakfast. 203 00:11:42,677 --> 00:11:45,930 I've lost my appetite. Besides, he's sitting in my chair. 204 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:49,642 - There's another one. - Not with my initials carved in it. 205 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:54,730 Hey, Doug. I'm home. 206 00:11:54,939 --> 00:11:56,607 Hey, buddy. How you feeling? 207 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:57,984 Fantastic. 208 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,861 All day at work I just had this energy, this mojo. 209 00:12:01,028 --> 00:12:03,906 This pretty girl, as I was selling her a token, 210 00:12:04,073 --> 00:12:05,241 smiled at me. 211 00:12:05,408 --> 00:12:07,285 She knew. 212 00:12:08,536 --> 00:12:10,746 There's no question about it. You look radiant. 213 00:12:10,913 --> 00:12:12,248 Yep. All right, look what I got. 214 00:12:12,415 --> 00:12:16,377 I got the Daily News, I got the Post, I got the PennySaver. 215 00:12:16,544 --> 00:12:18,754 I even circled some possibilities during my lunch hour. 216 00:12:18,921 --> 00:12:20,548 Wow. You're a madman. 217 00:12:20,715 --> 00:12:24,260 Man, I am fearless. I'm psyched. 218 00:12:24,719 --> 00:12:26,304 All right, let's find you a place quick 219 00:12:26,470 --> 00:12:30,224 before you come to your senses and realise how scared you should be. 220 00:12:30,433 --> 00:12:31,517 What do you mean? 221 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:34,353 Nothing. Okay. 222 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,439 Here's one. That looks good. 223 00:12:36,606 --> 00:12:38,691 Corona Heights. Two bedroom, one bath. 224 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:39,900 That sounds interesting. 225 00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:42,612 And it says immediate occupancy. Should we go check it out? 226 00:12:42,778 --> 00:12:44,905 - Sure. - All right. 227 00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,866 What? What? 228 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:50,745 First floor. I don't feel safe with you on the first floor. 229 00:12:50,953 --> 00:12:53,497 - Why not? - Why not? A burglar walks by. 230 00:12:53,664 --> 00:12:56,167 Hey, look at that, open window, slow fat kid. 231 00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:57,877 Okay. 232 00:12:58,419 --> 00:13:01,339 Okay, I didn't think about that. 233 00:13:01,505 --> 00:13:02,673 Well, what about this one? 234 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:05,092 Oh, man, I deliver to that building. 235 00:13:05,301 --> 00:13:06,761 You like rats? 236 00:13:08,429 --> 00:13:10,514 Not so much. 237 00:13:10,681 --> 00:13:11,974 Oh, but this one is perfect. 238 00:13:12,141 --> 00:13:13,392 Yeah, that is perfect. 239 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,227 And when exactly did you win the lottery? 240 00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:17,605 - I don't remember hearing about that. - Come on. 241 00:13:17,813 --> 00:13:20,483 This is ridiculous. One of these has to be okay. 242 00:13:20,691 --> 00:13:22,902 If you know it all, then go out and look for yourself. 243 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,987 Take the first place you see, have a great time. 244 00:13:25,154 --> 00:13:26,322 Wait. Don't go. 245 00:13:26,530 --> 00:13:27,949 I want your help. 246 00:13:28,157 --> 00:13:31,077 Okay. Then listen to me, all right? 247 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:34,246 Finding an apartment is the most important decision you'll ever make. 248 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:37,333 You know, if you pick the wrong place, there's no undoing it. 249 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:38,542 Couldn't I just move? 250 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,878 Can I finish my thought, please? 251 00:13:41,045 --> 00:13:42,171 Sorry. 252 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:44,465 Okay, now, if we're gonna do this together, 253 00:13:44,632 --> 00:13:47,134 help me help you. 254 00:13:47,551 --> 00:13:50,221 Okay. What's the first step? 255 00:13:55,184 --> 00:13:57,436 So, huh? Feeling better? 256 00:13:57,645 --> 00:14:00,231 Not really. I kind of wanted to go look at apartments. 257 00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:02,149 You should kind of wanna play some defence. 258 00:14:02,316 --> 00:14:04,944 Boom, I just scored on your white ass. 259 00:14:06,570 --> 00:14:08,114 - Hello, Douglas. - Hey. 260 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,991 Hi, Arthur. 261 00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:11,784 Good evening. 262 00:14:13,244 --> 00:14:15,913 I heard laughter and some rather ribald comments coming from here, 263 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,541 so I thought I would investigate. 264 00:14:18,749 --> 00:14:20,751 Just playing some foosball. 265 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:25,548 Funny, I was under the impression that foosball was our game. 266 00:14:25,715 --> 00:14:27,717 Arthur, we played half a game last March, 267 00:14:27,883 --> 00:14:30,761 and you scored three goals on yourself. 268 00:14:32,096 --> 00:14:34,348 And those memories mean nothing to you? 269 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,643 We're in the middle of a very important tournament. 270 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,478 - You and I can play another time. - Fine. 271 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,606 Play with your fancy new friend. See if I care. 272 00:14:41,772 --> 00:14:43,441 Okay. Bye-bye. 273 00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:47,570 Doug, enough of this. I wanna go look at some places. 274 00:14:47,778 --> 00:14:50,781 Good God. You want some cheese with that whine? 275 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,241 It's after 6. Do what you want. 276 00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:54,910 I'm gonna look at these listings before the whole day is shot. 277 00:14:55,119 --> 00:14:57,455 - We're in the middle of a game here. - What is going on? 278 00:14:57,622 --> 00:14:59,707 It's like you don't want me to get my own apartment. 279 00:14:59,874 --> 00:15:01,334 - I do. - Then let me go look. 280 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,085 No, stop, stop, stop. Come on, please. 281 00:15:03,252 --> 00:15:06,464 All right, look, you're right. I want you to stay. 282 00:15:06,631 --> 00:15:08,174 I need you around here for a while. 283 00:15:08,382 --> 00:15:09,884 Why? 284 00:15:10,426 --> 00:15:14,013 Well, the truth is, it's me and Carrie. 285 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,307 The marriage is in trouble. 286 00:15:17,808 --> 00:15:18,851 Oh, God. Really? 287 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,978 Yeah, it's a mess. 288 00:15:21,145 --> 00:15:25,107 Well, you do a good job of hiding it. 289 00:15:25,316 --> 00:15:27,610 Yeah, well, sometimes you gotta put on a show. 290 00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:33,324 It must be really difficult now. I mean, especially during the holidays. 291 00:15:33,491 --> 00:15:35,326 Yeah, it is. 292 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:39,789 But at least with you here, she'll watch her drinking. 293 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:45,920 Oh, jeez, jeez. 294 00:15:46,337 --> 00:15:48,256 Come here, buddy. Come here. 295 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,886 Oh, that's good medicine. 296 00:15:55,263 --> 00:15:58,015 Hey, let's go play some foosball. 297 00:15:58,224 --> 00:15:59,934 Sure. 298 00:16:00,101 --> 00:16:02,687 You gotta promise me, you can't tell Carrie anything about this. 299 00:16:02,853 --> 00:16:06,107 All right? As far as she's concerned, we're still apartment hunting. 300 00:16:06,315 --> 00:16:08,234 Hey, you were there for me, I'm here for you. 301 00:16:08,442 --> 00:16:09,694 Okay. 302 00:16:10,111 --> 00:16:12,071 There they are. 303 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,448 And they won't let me play. 304 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,370 Doug, what is going on here? 305 00:16:19,537 --> 00:16:22,206 I thought you guys were out looking for apartments. 306 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,709 We were working on it. We're just taking a break here. 307 00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,419 Can I talk to you outside for a second? 308 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,296 Sure. 309 00:16:32,967 --> 00:16:34,385 What is going on here? 310 00:16:34,552 --> 00:16:38,764 I know. It's brutal, isn't it? He's fighting me every step of the way. 311 00:16:42,143 --> 00:16:43,561 What do you mean, he's fighting you? 312 00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:46,105 You open up a newspaper, you point to the rentals, you say: 313 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:47,607 Here, you, live, go. 314 00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:49,609 Yeah, I know, I know. Look through the window. 315 00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,819 Are there not several papers on that table there? 316 00:16:52,028 --> 00:16:53,404 Okay, so, what's the problem? 317 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,072 The problem is... I'll tell you. 318 00:16:55,239 --> 00:16:57,617 He's completely petrified at the idea of living on his own. 319 00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,493 He's like a child, you know. 320 00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:03,331 Twice today he called me "Mommy." Once, "Nana." 321 00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:05,416 Oh, my God. 322 00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,585 What should we do? You want me to go talk to him? 323 00:17:07,752 --> 00:17:11,839 No, no, no, look, he'll get real embarrassed if he knew I told you. 324 00:17:12,006 --> 00:17:14,884 I tell you what, let me work on it. I'll see if I can nudge him along. 325 00:17:15,092 --> 00:17:17,595 Okay, well, do you think you can nudge him out by Thursday? 326 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,847 I think I can give it one hell of a try. 327 00:17:20,056 --> 00:17:22,016 Thank you. 328 00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:26,479 Oh, and let my father play foosball with you. 329 00:17:27,396 --> 00:17:29,649 Sorry, Arthur. No go. 330 00:17:36,874 --> 00:17:39,376 So Carrie thinks that Spence is afraid to get a place, 331 00:17:39,543 --> 00:17:41,962 and Spence thinks that you and Carrie are on the outs? 332 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:45,174 Yeah. And I told them both not to talk to each other about it. 333 00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,760 So how's that sound? You think it'll all hold up? 334 00:17:47,968 --> 00:17:50,929 Sure. Hell, Moose, you're great at this, you know. 335 00:17:51,096 --> 00:17:53,348 You could fool around on her if you wanted to. 336 00:17:53,557 --> 00:17:56,185 Whoa, whoa, whoa, man. I love my wife. 337 00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:57,811 But thank you. 338 00:17:58,312 --> 00:17:59,938 You're welcome. 339 00:18:00,939 --> 00:18:02,149 Yup. All right. 340 00:18:02,316 --> 00:18:05,319 Looks like it's gonna be a Mike-free Thanksgiving. 341 00:18:09,114 --> 00:18:11,575 - It's just that... - What? 342 00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:15,370 For some reason, I just keep thinking like I overlooked something. 343 00:18:22,961 --> 00:18:24,087 Hi. 344 00:18:24,296 --> 00:18:25,547 Still here, I see. 345 00:18:26,381 --> 00:18:29,718 Yeah. Are you done in the bathroom? 346 00:18:30,344 --> 00:18:32,304 Oh, I'm done. 347 00:18:37,935 --> 00:18:39,144 - Oh, darling? - Yeah? 348 00:18:39,353 --> 00:18:42,356 There's a leaky faucet up there, you may want to look at it. 349 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,067 Okay. 350 00:18:48,403 --> 00:18:52,157 Oh, my God. What a stench. 351 00:18:52,616 --> 00:18:56,578 I think my point is made. He doesn't belong here. 352 00:18:59,957 --> 00:19:01,542 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 353 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,211 Spence, you have to stop letting me see you naked. 354 00:19:04,378 --> 00:19:06,588 It's very, very disturbing. 355 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,841 I know. I'm sorry. 356 00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:11,760 - What is the big deal anyway? - About what? 357 00:19:11,969 --> 00:19:14,179 I know you're scared, but you've just got to suck it up 358 00:19:14,346 --> 00:19:17,349 and get your own place and stop calling my husband "Mommy." 359 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:21,103 Oh, God, you're drunk. 360 00:19:25,441 --> 00:19:30,237 What are you talking about? 361 00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:36,118 Mike is very, very annoying. 362 00:19:37,161 --> 00:19:41,582 So all this time, just to keep Mike and Susie from coming, 363 00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:45,002 you've been stopping Spence from getting an apartment? 364 00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:47,629 I can't say I've been making it easy for him. 365 00:19:48,589 --> 00:19:51,425 Did he even wanna move out of his mom's in the first place? 366 00:19:51,633 --> 00:19:53,677 I like to think so. 367 00:19:54,178 --> 00:19:55,679 You are psychotic. 368 00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,431 I can't believe you did all this 369 00:19:57,598 --> 00:20:01,518 just to avoid spending one weekend with a boring guy. 370 00:20:01,727 --> 00:20:05,063 Look, I admit it, okay? I was a little out of my mind. 371 00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:08,358 I was like one of those mothers who lifts up the car to save her baby. 372 00:20:08,525 --> 00:20:10,861 The adrenaline was pumping. I'm sorry. 373 00:20:11,069 --> 00:20:13,572 Yeah, sorry. Okay, thanks. 374 00:20:13,739 --> 00:20:16,617 Susie is one of my best friends. I never get to see her anymore. 375 00:20:16,784 --> 00:20:21,371 This was a perfect opportunity for us to spend a little time together. 376 00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:25,292 Look, look, I caused this problem, all right? 377 00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:27,503 So I'm gonna fix it. 378 00:20:27,711 --> 00:20:29,087 How? It's already Tuesday night. 379 00:20:29,254 --> 00:20:31,507 How are you gonna find Spence an apartment in one day? 380 00:20:31,715 --> 00:20:33,592 I don't know if I can, but I can tell you this: 381 00:20:33,759 --> 00:20:35,511 We will apartment hunt all day long. 382 00:20:35,677 --> 00:20:37,805 Okay? Sunup to sundown. 383 00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:40,891 We will pound that pavement. That is my pledge to you. 384 00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:04,164 Do you realise how much raw sewage 385 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:08,919 is seeping into that groundwater every day? 386 00:21:09,878 --> 00:21:11,755 No. 387 00:21:13,090 --> 00:21:17,302 Eighty-nine hundred cubic metres. 388 00:21:18,554 --> 00:21:21,598 I knew it was in the 80s, but wow. 389 00:21:22,141 --> 00:21:24,101 God, this has been so much fun. 390 00:21:24,268 --> 00:21:27,771 You know, you guys have to come up to our place for Easter. 391 00:21:28,439 --> 00:21:30,691 You know what? Doug and I both have that week off. 392 00:21:30,858 --> 00:21:33,902 We're there. Right, Doug? 393 00:21:49,528 --> 00:21:51,781 - Yo, Spence, hustle it up. - I'm coming. 394 00:21:51,989 --> 00:21:53,324 The turkey's ready. 395 00:21:55,284 --> 00:21:57,912 Has anybody seen my loofah?