1 00:00:11,559 --> 00:00:13,379 Oh, honey, Soul Train. Leave it, leave it. 2 00:00:15,442 --> 00:00:17,889 - You wanna dance? - Come on, Car, I dance for a living. 3 00:00:18,094 --> 00:00:20,327 Let me enjoy my day off, huh? 4 00:00:21,246 --> 00:00:22,864 But they're playing "Boogie Oogie Oogie." 5 00:00:23,034 --> 00:00:24,984 - This is our song. - It is? 6 00:00:25,055 --> 00:00:27,750 You don't remember, in junior high, at Kim Lanello's birthday party? 7 00:00:27,838 --> 00:00:29,398 This song was on, you asked me to dance. 8 00:00:29,704 --> 00:00:31,158 Yeah, and you said no. 9 00:00:32,534 --> 00:00:33,904 I was shy. 10 00:00:34,115 --> 00:00:36,314 You gave me the finger. 11 00:00:37,022 --> 00:00:40,344 All right, I was doing that to everybody back then. Come on. 12 00:00:40,369 --> 00:00:43,029 - Let's boogie oogie oogie, baby. - All right, keep up if you can. 13 00:00:43,054 --> 00:00:44,626 All right. 14 00:01:11,050 --> 00:01:13,144 - You wanna watch Sports Center? - Yeah. 15 00:01:29,091 --> 00:01:30,793 Where's the big boy? 16 00:01:30,995 --> 00:01:33,300 Doug? He left early. He had to renew his license. 17 00:01:33,406 --> 00:01:34,812 He went down to the DMV. 18 00:01:35,068 --> 00:01:38,094 Really? Oh, I was hoping he could help me shave my back. 19 00:01:44,336 --> 00:01:45,990 Well, I could page him. 20 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:50,522 No. I've gone two years, what's another day? 21 00:02:02,759 --> 00:02:06,613 - So, what are you doing? - Studying for my paralegal exam. 22 00:02:07,104 --> 00:02:10,229 Paralegal, huh? I respect those people. 23 00:02:10,409 --> 00:02:13,581 No feeling from the waist down and they still practice law. 24 00:02:15,614 --> 00:02:17,081 God bless them, huh? 25 00:02:23,448 --> 00:02:25,096 What are your plans today, Dad? 26 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,098 Anything out of the house? 27 00:02:27,734 --> 00:02:30,477 Oh, okay, I know when I'm in the way. 28 00:02:30,523 --> 00:02:33,333 Dad, sorry, it's just that they gave me time off work to study at home 29 00:02:33,358 --> 00:02:35,195 so I wouldn't have any interruptions. 30 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:38,228 Got it, got it. Don't need a kick in the Chiclets. 31 00:02:46,642 --> 00:02:50,626 Can I eat this green stuff in the tinfoil? 32 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:52,957 Yeah. 33 00:02:53,417 --> 00:02:55,780 How about these things in the butter compartment? 34 00:02:55,993 --> 00:02:58,557 Those are batteries, Dad. 35 00:02:59,941 --> 00:03:02,092 So they are. 36 00:03:07,811 --> 00:03:12,039 By the way, I'm a professional driver, so let me have your hardest test. 37 00:03:12,830 --> 00:03:13,989 It's the same for everyone. 38 00:03:14,125 --> 00:03:17,150 Fifteen out of 20 correct answers are required to pass. 39 00:03:17,579 --> 00:03:21,644 Please. Let's make it sporting. Shall we say, 18 out of 20? 40 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,139 No. 41 00:03:24,130 --> 00:03:26,790 Take the test over there. You have 20 minutes. 42 00:03:26,945 --> 00:03:29,889 Twenty minutes. I hope I can finish. 43 00:03:42,331 --> 00:03:44,151 I don't know. 44 00:03:44,743 --> 00:03:46,711 Oh, that's a hard one. 45 00:03:48,309 --> 00:03:50,543 Oh, yeah. 46 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,191 - Hey. Hey, you're Ray Bar one, right? - Yeah. 47 00:04:06,528 --> 00:04:08,147 - Doug Heffernan. - Hi. 48 00:04:08,304 --> 00:04:11,992 I recognize you from your picture. The little picture above your column. 49 00:04:12,517 --> 00:04:13,841 - Yeah. - Yeah. 50 00:04:13,866 --> 00:04:16,016 I gotta tell you, in person, you look a lot bigger. 51 00:04:16,196 --> 00:04:18,560 Bigger, bigger, yeah. Bigger, yeah. That's funny. 52 00:04:19,001 --> 00:04:20,372 Great column today on the Knicks. 53 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:21,583 - Thanks. Thanks. - Yeah. 54 00:04:21,749 --> 00:04:23,120 - Yeah. - Thank you. 55 00:04:33,571 --> 00:04:34,894 What? 56 00:04:35,196 --> 00:04:38,435 - You're a driver, right? - Right. 57 00:04:38,687 --> 00:04:41,252 How far should you park from a fire hydrant? 58 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:46,704 - Fifteen feet. - All right, thanks. 59 00:04:49,410 --> 00:04:52,400 What's the speed limit in a school zone? 60 00:04:54,605 --> 00:04:58,008 I know, please, I just-I didn't have time to study. 61 00:04:59,010 --> 00:05:00,664 It's... 62 00:05:15,176 --> 00:05:20,318 They started from this tropic port And drove 25 miles per hour. 63 00:05:21,576 --> 00:05:23,444 Through a school zone. 64 00:05:27,021 --> 00:05:33,088 When parking on an incline, what should you do? 65 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:34,742 Beans don't burn on the grill. 66 00:05:35,707 --> 00:05:37,739 Turn the wheels away From the curb. 67 00:05:42,398 --> 00:05:44,927 When parking on a hill. 68 00:05:46,387 --> 00:05:47,876 All right. Okay. 69 00:05:48,133 --> 00:05:50,828 - That's it, okay? - Thank you, thank you. Yeah, yeah. 70 00:05:59,894 --> 00:06:03,298 How long can you park At a loading zone? 71 00:06:04,341 --> 00:06:05,452 - What? - The loading zone. 72 00:06:05,712 --> 00:06:08,195 - What about it? - How long? How long? 73 00:06:08,705 --> 00:06:12,310 "How long can you park in a loading zone?" I... 74 00:06:13,692 --> 00:06:16,055 - Hey. - Your test, please. 75 00:06:16,726 --> 00:06:18,463 I was just-It wasn't- 76 00:06:23,084 --> 00:06:24,904 I'm finished. 77 00:06:27,406 --> 00:06:29,640 Your license was suspended? 78 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:33,470 It was Ray Bar one. 79 00:06:33,723 --> 00:06:37,458 Okay. Do you understand how little that means to me? 80 00:06:37,713 --> 00:06:40,373 He was so desperate, he was begging me to throw him a few answers. 81 00:06:40,539 --> 00:06:42,276 - What could I say? - How about, "No"? 82 00:06:42,492 --> 00:06:44,939 How about, "I need my license to earn a living"? 83 00:06:45,443 --> 00:06:46,719 But he knows the Jets. 84 00:06:48,726 --> 00:06:50,758 Come on, Carrie, what if you were taking the test 85 00:06:50,970 --> 00:06:54,871 and you were being hit up for answers by Robert Urich? 86 00:06:55,126 --> 00:06:57,077 Robert Urich? 87 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:58,404 Yeah, you like him. 88 00:06:58,659 --> 00:07:01,684 Yeah, I liked him in that one TV movie where he was swimming. 89 00:07:01,942 --> 00:07:03,982 All right, the point is, you'd give him the answers. 90 00:07:04,186 --> 00:07:06,172 And you know what? If you can't admit that, 91 00:07:06,389 --> 00:07:08,953 then I feel sorry for you. 92 00:07:11,251 --> 00:07:13,118 So when can you retake the test? 93 00:07:13,371 --> 00:07:15,531 One week. That's all the work I have to miss, one week. 94 00:07:15,781 --> 00:07:17,022 Well, I guess it's not so bad. 95 00:07:17,277 --> 00:07:20,883 No. As long as I'm home, I'm gonna get a lot of stuff done around here. 96 00:07:21,101 --> 00:07:24,174 I'm gonna grout everything. 97 00:07:24,426 --> 00:07:27,121 No, you know what you're gonna do? You're gonna keep my dad occupied 98 00:07:27,335 --> 00:07:29,652 so I can get two seconds of studying in. 99 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,611 Can't I grout? 100 00:07:33,652 --> 00:07:35,519 No, honey, he's driving me crazy. 101 00:07:35,730 --> 00:07:39,465 Play cards with him, sit on him, anything. 102 00:07:40,010 --> 00:07:43,001 - All right, all right. - Thank you. 103 00:07:43,252 --> 00:07:44,789 Hey, you wanna...? 104 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:47,904 - Wanna have some day sex? - Maybe tonight. 105 00:07:57,766 --> 00:08:01,502 Six. Here we go. One, two, three, four, five, six. 106 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:03,582 Park Place. I'll buy it. 107 00:08:03,834 --> 00:08:06,198 Okay, couple things. 108 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:08,279 I already own it... 109 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:11,385 you're not the thimble... 110 00:08:13,517 --> 00:08:15,006 and you rolled a five. 111 00:08:23,035 --> 00:08:25,351 Okay, Scrabble. 112 00:08:26,359 --> 00:08:29,433 Let's try to keep this one on the bed. 113 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:31,463 Doug, phone. 114 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,415 - Take a message! - Oh, no, don't! Coming! 115 00:08:34,630 --> 00:08:35,740 Don't hang up. 116 00:08:35,959 --> 00:08:38,903 Really need to talk to a sane person. 117 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:44,935 Hello? 118 00:08:45,144 --> 00:08:46,255 Ray? 119 00:08:46,474 --> 00:08:48,956 Hey-What, tonight? 120 00:08:49,175 --> 00:08:50,712 Oh, my God, I would love to. 121 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:53,155 Yeah, listen, hang on a second, okay? 122 00:08:54,827 --> 00:08:57,108 It's Ray, you know, the guy who got my license suspended? 123 00:08:57,321 --> 00:09:00,559 Listen, he invited me out to a Jet game tonight. 124 00:09:00,812 --> 00:09:03,554 Tonight? You can't go out tonight. What about my father? 125 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:06,038 Press box. It's catered. 126 00:09:07,752 --> 00:09:09,738 But he'll come up here, I know he will. 127 00:09:09,996 --> 00:09:14,310 He'll stand there, looking at me, and say things. 128 00:09:14,568 --> 00:09:17,428 Don't worry about your dad. I'll turn his light out, he'll go to sleep. 129 00:09:19,638 --> 00:09:21,092 It's 5:30. 130 00:09:21,342 --> 00:09:24,167 Yeah, but he's like a bird. If it's dark, he'll think it's nighttime. 131 00:09:25,124 --> 00:09:27,124 - All right, go ahead. - I'm there, man. I'm there. 132 00:09:27,327 --> 00:09:29,891 Yeah, listen, take the LIE to Woodhaven. 133 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,765 Yeah, you're gonna get off at Woodhaven. 134 00:09:31,973 --> 00:09:33,545 Yes. You make your first right- 135 00:09:33,768 --> 00:09:36,712 Oh, this is gonna be great. I can't wait. 136 00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:45,259 Ray, you didn't have to buy me all this stuff. 137 00:09:45,446 --> 00:09:47,479 Look, I feel bad about what happened. 138 00:09:47,691 --> 00:09:49,651 Hey, you sure you don't want the bobble-head doll? 139 00:09:49,852 --> 00:09:51,470 You know what, I'm not a bobble-head guy. 140 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:53,240 I know what you mean. The head movement. 141 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,246 - It's unnatural. - Yeah. Yeah. 142 00:09:55,504 --> 00:09:56,780 - It's disturbing. Yeah. - Yeah. 143 00:09:57,457 --> 00:09:58,733 That's a sweet ride. 144 00:09:58,953 --> 00:10:00,229 - You like it? - Yeah. 145 00:10:00,449 --> 00:10:02,103 Hey, you wanna drive? 146 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:03,846 I can't. 147 00:10:04,107 --> 00:10:07,794 Rack-and-pinion steering. Whatever that is. 148 00:10:08,055 --> 00:10:09,922 I don't get my license back till tomorrow. 149 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:11,580 Tomorrow's only four hours away. 150 00:10:11,795 --> 00:10:13,580 Come on, go, it'll make me feel better. 151 00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:15,590 Besides, I had that beer in the first quarter. 152 00:10:15,785 --> 00:10:17,983 I'm not down yet. 153 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,174 - Maybe just from here to the bridge. - Yeah. 154 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,844 - Yeah. Right. - To the bridge. Good. 155 00:10:25,052 --> 00:10:27,794 Let me get my brother. Robert! Hey, Robert! 156 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,749 Why does he get to drive? 157 00:10:38,668 --> 00:10:41,328 I'm letting him drive because he likes the car, that's all. 158 00:10:41,494 --> 00:10:43,113 - Good, right? - Are you kidding me? 159 00:10:43,323 --> 00:10:44,517 This is better than sex. 160 00:10:44,736 --> 00:10:45,894 Yeah. 161 00:10:46,107 --> 00:10:48,885 Yeah, and it takes less oil. 162 00:10:50,055 --> 00:10:52,254 Yeah, and the payments are smaller. 163 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:58,658 And I'm not stopping in the middle for directions. 164 00:10:58,695 --> 00:10:59,982 Yeah, yeah. 165 00:11:00,238 --> 00:11:03,181 And after I park this, I don't have to talk to it. 166 00:11:05,848 --> 00:11:08,412 You know, I like this car, you never let me drive it. 167 00:11:08,632 --> 00:11:11,115 This is a special situation here. 168 00:11:11,334 --> 00:11:12,361 Oh, yeah, okay. 169 00:11:12,581 --> 00:11:14,696 I'm your brother, and he's a complete stranger. 170 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,610 Okay, got it. 171 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:18,935 That's not it, all right? You don't understand what- 172 00:11:19,147 --> 00:11:23,177 I understand that he got a Jets letter opener and I got nothing. 173 00:11:23,428 --> 00:11:26,087 What's next, huh? He getting my seat at Christmas dinner? 174 00:11:26,295 --> 00:11:29,734 Yeah, that's it, Robert. I'm grooming him as your replacement. 175 00:11:29,994 --> 00:11:33,232 You like to hurt with the funny, don't you, Raymond? 176 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:36,842 Will you just relax, okay? I'm just trying to make the guy feel better, all right? 177 00:11:37,059 --> 00:11:38,926 Because of me, he doesn't have a license. 178 00:11:43,210 --> 00:11:45,870 Are you saying he doesn't currently have a valid license 179 00:11:46,036 --> 00:11:48,186 to operate a motor vehicle? 180 00:11:48,405 --> 00:11:50,107 Technically, but I'm getting it tomorrow. 181 00:11:50,316 --> 00:11:53,472 I see, okay. Yeah, getting it tomorrow. Okay, pull over to the curb, please. 182 00:11:53,683 --> 00:11:55,550 Oh, wait, no. Robert, don't pull this guy- 183 00:11:55,761 --> 00:11:57,959 Stay out of this, Raymond. This doesn't concern you. 184 00:11:58,171 --> 00:12:01,244 - Will you-? - Pull over. Pull over. 185 00:12:03,075 --> 00:12:04,234 Rob- 186 00:12:05,693 --> 00:12:08,258 - What's going on? - I probably should have mentioned. 187 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,478 He's a cop. 188 00:12:12,661 --> 00:12:15,055 May I see your license, please? 189 00:12:39,219 --> 00:12:40,921 You gonna say anything? 190 00:12:41,992 --> 00:12:46,767 - Pick a lane! - Yeah, nice move, you moron! 191 00:12:47,572 --> 00:12:49,936 Believe that guy? God. 192 00:12:50,149 --> 00:12:51,803 He really should've... 193 00:12:52,019 --> 00:12:54,844 Should've picked a lane. 194 00:12:57,629 --> 00:12:59,331 I really wish you'd say something. 195 00:12:59,541 --> 00:13:01,361 What do you want me to say, Doug? 196 00:13:01,578 --> 00:13:04,603 You drove illegally in front of a cop. Nice going. 197 00:13:04,819 --> 00:13:07,479 Got your license suspended for another week. Kudos. 198 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:12,497 And the $700 fine. Well, that's just gravy. 199 00:13:12,757 --> 00:13:14,624 I didn't wanna drive. Ray wanted me to drive. 200 00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:17,825 - He said it would make him feel better. - Why do you care how Ray feels? 201 00:13:18,077 --> 00:13:19,565 I like him. 202 00:13:20,071 --> 00:13:22,057 I think he likes me. 203 00:13:22,607 --> 00:13:25,597 As a matter of fact, he invited me out next Friday to a- 204 00:13:25,807 --> 00:13:28,502 - What? - You are not seriously considering 205 00:13:28,716 --> 00:13:30,334 going out with this man again, are you? 206 00:13:30,586 --> 00:13:32,158 He invited me to a Rangers game. 207 00:13:32,373 --> 00:13:35,115 Doug, honey, this Ray guy, 208 00:13:35,324 --> 00:13:39,307 he is not the man for you. 209 00:13:41,641 --> 00:13:42,881 He's a good guy. 210 00:13:43,137 --> 00:13:45,169 He's your kryptonite. 211 00:13:45,381 --> 00:13:48,076 Look, I love you, and I wanna grow old with you. 212 00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:51,067 Get away from him while you could still have kids. 213 00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:53,980 Can we name them Ray? 214 00:14:06,776 --> 00:14:08,182 Hi, you've reached the Heffernans. 215 00:14:08,397 --> 00:14:09,425 - Doug. - Carrie. 216 00:14:09,644 --> 00:14:11,629 And your man Artie. 217 00:14:12,304 --> 00:14:16,157 Aren't here right now, so leave a message and we'll call you back. 218 00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:18,528 Hey, Doug, it's Ray. 219 00:14:18,745 --> 00:14:21,606 I'm so sorry, man, about yesterday. 220 00:14:21,821 --> 00:14:23,226 You there? 221 00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:27,551 Come on, it's 6:30, you gotta be there. 222 00:14:27,764 --> 00:14:29,252 Pick it up. 223 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,666 Be strong, honey. 224 00:14:38,694 --> 00:14:40,679 Doug? Come on, Doug. 225 00:14:41,187 --> 00:14:43,421 Hey, you had fun at the Jets game, didn't you? 226 00:14:43,639 --> 00:14:45,176 Yeah. 227 00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:48,288 Did you have fun in jail? 228 00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:50,536 So, what about the Rangers game? 229 00:14:51,245 --> 00:14:52,863 We can go in the locker room after. 230 00:14:53,073 --> 00:14:54,645 You can meet French guys with no teeth. 231 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,130 That makes you smile? 232 00:15:01,011 --> 00:15:02,252 Hey, come on, Doug. 233 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:03,624 Pick it up, Doug. 234 00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:05,031 Can you pick it up? 235 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:06,822 Pick it up, man. Pick up. 236 00:15:07,037 --> 00:15:10,359 Pick up, pick up, pick up. 237 00:15:11,276 --> 00:15:13,758 That's my Dougie. 238 00:15:23,827 --> 00:15:26,652 - Hey. - Hey, what are you doing here? 239 00:15:26,902 --> 00:15:29,266 I went down to your work, they said you might be here. 240 00:15:29,479 --> 00:15:32,139 How come you're not answering my calls? 241 00:15:33,427 --> 00:15:35,377 Ray, it's nothing personal. 242 00:15:35,588 --> 00:15:40,399 It's just that, you know, I promised my wife that I'd stay away from you. 243 00:15:41,864 --> 00:15:44,181 I'm not gonna be ignored. 244 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:50,590 Seriously, Ray. I mean, come on. 245 00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:52,914 Look, I appreciate everything you tried to do for me, 246 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:56,980 but, you know, maybe we should go our separate ways. 247 00:15:57,698 --> 00:16:00,393 No, look, I can't. You don't know me. 248 00:16:00,607 --> 00:16:02,841 I can't live with guilt, okay? 249 00:16:03,059 --> 00:16:06,297 I'm not sleeping, I got a rash. 250 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,750 Things are swollen. 251 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,738 Please, look, let me make this up to you. Please? 252 00:16:11,994 --> 00:16:13,270 It's not necessary. 253 00:16:13,532 --> 00:16:15,683 Not for you, all right? It's for me. Hey. 254 00:16:17,272 --> 00:16:18,272 You like steaks? 255 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,096 I can send you some nice Angus steaks. 256 00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:22,422 Oh, you mean like those ones from Omaha? 257 00:16:22,675 --> 00:16:25,618 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They pack them in dry ice. They're delicious. 258 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:29,985 - Heard they're like butter. - Oh, yeah. 259 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,981 It's a beautiful meat, man. It's well marbled. 260 00:16:33,189 --> 00:16:36,014 Look, Ray, I can't. Look, my wife will wanna know where they're from. 261 00:16:36,223 --> 00:16:38,540 It'll start a big argument. It's just- 262 00:16:38,758 --> 00:16:41,418 Is your wife on the lookout for new snow tires, huh? 263 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,659 Would you stop? You don't have to do anything for me. 264 00:16:44,868 --> 00:16:47,314 Look, tomorrow I'm gonna take my test for my driver's license, 265 00:16:47,527 --> 00:16:51,133 I'll get my license back, and everything will be fine. 266 00:16:51,392 --> 00:16:53,295 Oh, all right, how about this? 267 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,172 Tomorrow, I take a cab over to your house, right? 268 00:16:56,379 --> 00:16:59,653 This way, I can drive both of us to the motor-vehicle bureau in your car. 269 00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:02,814 Then, soon as you pass the test, you can be driving. 270 00:17:03,902 --> 00:17:05,604 - I promised my wife- - Will you, please? 271 00:17:05,813 --> 00:17:07,302 Come on, I need this. 272 00:17:08,016 --> 00:17:10,676 - I'll meet you on the corner at 8. - Yes, all right. Thanks, man. 273 00:17:10,884 --> 00:17:11,911 - Ray? - Yeah? 274 00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:15,121 Send one box of steaks. Just sign it "Uncle Hank." 275 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,430 - Hey, Dad. - Don't worry. 276 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,964 Not going to interrupt. 277 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:36,076 Just thought you might want a visit from Mrs. Lorna Doone and Mr. Tea. 278 00:17:37,749 --> 00:17:38,990 Mr. Tea? 279 00:17:39,245 --> 00:17:42,152 I pity the fool who don't have a cup of this. 280 00:17:44,482 --> 00:17:46,267 You get it? 281 00:17:46,476 --> 00:17:50,542 The guy with the Mohawk and the chains? 282 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,240 Alrighty. Never mind. 283 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,277 Anyway, this is just my way of apologizing 284 00:17:58,487 --> 00:17:59,893 for being in your hair all week. 285 00:18:00,149 --> 00:18:01,425 Oh, you've been fine, Dad. 286 00:18:01,687 --> 00:18:04,051 Hey, I know what you'd like with that tea. 287 00:18:04,264 --> 00:18:05,918 A nice wedge of fresh lemon. 288 00:18:06,508 --> 00:18:07,508 Beautiful. 289 00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:09,031 Coming up. 290 00:18:09,251 --> 00:18:10,362 Good morning, babe. 291 00:18:10,581 --> 00:18:14,103 Hey. So today's the big day, huh? You get your license back? 292 00:18:14,321 --> 00:18:15,940 Yep, finally. 293 00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:19,475 It's been so hard not being able to drive my truck all week. 294 00:18:19,511 --> 00:18:21,625 But as of today, that's all over. 295 00:18:21,843 --> 00:18:24,207 I'm back in shorts like a real man. 296 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:25,874 Power! 297 00:18:28,202 --> 00:18:29,739 You need a lift to the DMV? 298 00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:32,930 No, I'm fine. I'm... 299 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,465 I'm fine. 300 00:18:35,683 --> 00:18:36,793 How you getting down there? 301 00:18:37,054 --> 00:18:41,746 I thought I'd walk and then play it by ear after that. 302 00:18:53,678 --> 00:18:55,001 Sorry, sweetheart. 303 00:18:55,215 --> 00:18:57,166 I couldn't find any lemons in the Frigidaire. 304 00:18:57,418 --> 00:19:01,153 - That's okay, Dad. - Wait, what am I thinking? 305 00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:05,480 There's a beautiful lemon tree right outside. 306 00:19:05,688 --> 00:19:07,390 Yeah, but that's in our neighbours' yard. 307 00:19:07,642 --> 00:19:11,956 So? Those bastards put their stuff in our garbage cans. 308 00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:16,738 They don't like it when you steal their fruit, Dad. 309 00:19:16,951 --> 00:19:18,736 That's why they got the rottweiler. 310 00:19:18,987 --> 00:19:20,263 That's why I got pepper spray. 311 00:19:20,483 --> 00:19:23,675 My baby's getting lemons! 312 00:19:32,993 --> 00:19:36,847 Eighteen, 19, 20. Twenty out of 20. 313 00:19:37,099 --> 00:19:39,168 Twenty out of 20. Mr. Man-of-Man-of-Man. 314 00:19:39,385 --> 00:19:43,947 Yeah. Hey, I even did a little essay on the 55-mile-an-hour speed limit 315 00:19:44,414 --> 00:19:45,867 for extra credit. 316 00:19:46,824 --> 00:19:50,016 We don't give extra credit. 317 00:19:51,894 --> 00:19:53,135 Here's your temporary license. 318 00:19:53,349 --> 00:19:55,003 Your permanent one will be mailed to you. 319 00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,541 - Thank you. Oh, it's over. - Thank you. 320 00:19:57,754 --> 00:20:00,946 All right, I can sleep, my rash is gonna clear up. 321 00:20:01,162 --> 00:20:02,864 Hey, let me give you a lift home. 322 00:20:03,074 --> 00:20:04,693 No, no, I got-Somebody's picking me up. 323 00:20:04,944 --> 00:20:06,894 - Oh, okay, so... - All right, so, yeah. 324 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:09,587 - I guess I'll see you. - Okay, good. 325 00:20:10,056 --> 00:20:12,290 All right. Yeah. 326 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,126 - We'll go to a game. - We'll definitely do a game. 327 00:20:17,336 --> 00:20:20,527 - Doug, look, watch it. - Yeah, way ahead of you, I got it. 328 00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:46,707 Hey, genius, you wanna watch where you're going? 329 00:20:52,613 --> 00:20:56,761 Oh, Dad, no, no. 330 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:06,298 "And so I sat, peeking out from under a pile of laundry," 331 00:21:06,552 --> 00:21:09,294 as that stallion of a pool boy 332 00:21:09,503 --> 00:21:13,568 "pleasured my wife and sister simultaneously." 333 00:21:15,155 --> 00:21:18,393 Okay, I think I'm gonna head on downstairs. 334 00:21:20,516 --> 00:21:22,714 - Do you need anything? - No, no, I just- 335 00:21:22,926 --> 00:21:25,207 I took a painkiller. I'll probably just fall asleep. 336 00:21:25,461 --> 00:21:27,612 All right, but be careful with those pills. 337 00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:29,449 Save some for when you're better. 338 00:21:33,524 --> 00:21:34,764 Hey, honey. 339 00:21:35,436 --> 00:21:36,711 How's your neck? Any better? 340 00:21:36,973 --> 00:21:38,001 Yeah, a little bit. 341 00:21:38,262 --> 00:21:42,907 I still can't believe you slipped getting off of a bus. 342 00:21:44,205 --> 00:21:46,733 It's that first step. It was wet. 343 00:21:48,610 --> 00:21:50,642 The rubbing feels good. 344 00:21:50,854 --> 00:21:52,426 Come here. 345 00:21:52,641 --> 00:21:54,426 Oh, yeah. 346 00:21:56,091 --> 00:21:58,750 Doug, what's gotten you so worked up? 347 00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:00,654 Your father. 348 00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:04,146 Okay.