1 00:01:10,935 --> 00:01:14,565 Simon ! Simon, l got your breakfast. 2 00:01:14,649 --> 00:01:17,612 - [ Knocking ] - Simon, you up ? 3 00:01:17,653 --> 00:01:20,908 Give me a couple of minutes. 4 00:01:21,033 --> 00:01:23,704 [ Pounding ] Simon Boggs, there are children in Mexico... 5 00:01:23,746 --> 00:01:27,084 who've already been up for three hours making clothes for corporate America. 6 00:01:27,126 --> 00:01:30,506 - Leave me alone. - That's it. l'm spitting in your juice. 7 00:01:30,589 --> 00:01:34,846 - [ Hawking ] - [ Groaning ] 8 00:01:34,888 --> 00:01:38,059 l got a big loogie, and l'll spit it right in your juice. 9 00:01:38,142 --> 00:01:40,563 [ Hawking ] 10 00:01:42,148 --> 00:01:44,736 [ Sucks Up Saliva ] Good morning. 11 00:01:44,819 --> 00:01:46,906 Good morning, Laney. 12 00:01:53,374 --> 00:01:57,088 [ Boy On Radio ] Yeah, yeah, yeah, earthquakes, spring break is officially over. 13 00:01:57,129 --> 00:02:00,134 Only two months left at Harrison High till summer vacation. 14 00:02:00,217 --> 00:02:03,389 Till then, here's a little welcome back music. 15 00:02:11,901 --> 00:02:14,864 Okay, l got a pump replacement this afternoon... 16 00:02:14,906 --> 00:02:16,867 out in Manhattan Beach. 17 00:02:16,909 --> 00:02:19,872 So l'll try not to be late picking you guys up. 18 00:02:19,913 --> 00:02:21,958 - Laney ? - Got it, Dad. 19 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:24,128 Have a good day, pumpkin-nose. 20 00:02:42,364 --> 00:02:45,660 [ Girls Giggling ] 21 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:49,166 [ Girl #1 ] l know. 22 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:52,087 - [ Girl #2 ] Hey, Zack. - Hey. 23 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:54,382 - [ Girl #3 ] Hi. - Hello. 24 00:02:57,136 --> 00:02:59,514 What's happening, Connie ? 25 00:02:59,556 --> 00:03:01,517 He spoke to me. 26 00:03:01,559 --> 00:03:03,687 - He called you Connie. - So ? 27 00:03:03,813 --> 00:03:05,899 Your name is Melissa. 28 00:03:08,319 --> 00:03:10,823 - Hey, Jesse. - Hey, Laney. 29 00:03:10,907 --> 00:03:14,078 See that Dateline on sewage dumpers last night ? l taped it. 30 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:17,416 - What happened to dropping ten pounds before graduation ? - l'm looking into it. 31 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:20,129 - Jesse, do not eat that. - Twinkie Lite, see ? 32 00:03:20,170 --> 00:03:23,091 - Hey, yo ! - Hey, what's up, Siler ? 33 00:03:23,133 --> 00:03:25,679 - What's up, Preston ? - What's up, bitch ? 34 00:03:25,804 --> 00:03:28,182 How's it going, man ? Hey, guys, check it. 35 00:03:28,349 --> 00:03:30,185 Guess who jammed a 30-year-old flight attendant... 36 00:03:30,352 --> 00:03:33,232 at 25,000 feet en route to Cancun ? 37 00:03:33,357 --> 00:03:35,235 - Bullshit. - l swear to God. 38 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,238 Come on, man. How was Vail ? 39 00:03:37,363 --> 00:03:40,409 Fine. You know, skiing with my parents, whatever. lt was cool. 40 00:03:40,534 --> 00:03:42,412 Cool ? 41 00:03:42,537 --> 00:03:47,211 Has it occurred to anyone that we have eight weeks left in our high school careers ? 42 00:03:47,253 --> 00:03:49,590 Shit. Only like every five minutes. 43 00:03:49,673 --> 00:03:51,593 Well, it's weird, you know ? 44 00:03:51,634 --> 00:03:54,597 See, l'm driving through the gate this morning, and it hit me. 45 00:03:54,639 --> 00:03:58,895 Suddenly tomorrow is not just tomorrow. lt's like the future, you know ? 46 00:03:58,895 --> 00:04:01,733 - No. - Hey, guys, check it. 47 00:04:01,816 --> 00:04:05,614 Then could l please speak to somebody who doesn't have his head up his ass ? 48 00:04:05,655 --> 00:04:08,409 Well, well, well, check who's back from spring break... 49 00:04:08,535 --> 00:04:10,412 looking all fine and shit. 50 00:04:10,538 --> 00:04:13,083 Dean, on behalf of every black person, shut up. 51 00:04:13,167 --> 00:04:16,213 - Scusi ! On the phone here. - How you doing, baby ? 52 00:04:16,338 --> 00:04:18,216 Yes, l'll hold. Get off me. 53 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:20,594 Hey, you guys seen Taylor ? 54 00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:22,889 Um, no. 55 00:04:22,931 --> 00:04:27,104 - What ? - Taylor ? My girlfriend ? 56 00:04:27,146 --> 00:04:29,107 Yeah, come on, you know. 57 00:04:29,149 --> 00:04:32,654 - Tall, kind of yells at everybody. - No. Why ? 58 00:04:32,738 --> 00:04:35,659 Why ? Uh, l don't know. 59 00:04:35,659 --> 00:04:39,080 Maybe because l haven't spoken to her since you guys left for Daytona. 60 00:04:39,164 --> 00:04:41,083 Excuse me. 61 00:04:41,167 --> 00:04:44,130 - Hey, party people. - Hi, Taylor. 62 00:04:44,171 --> 00:04:46,341 Oh, my gosh, l've got total Diet Coke mouth. 63 00:04:46,425 --> 00:04:50,306 - Does anybody have any gum ? - [ Girls ] l got it. Me too. Here. 64 00:04:50,389 --> 00:04:53,352 [ Bell Rings ] 65 00:04:57,859 --> 00:05:00,821 Listen, Zack, l've been doing some thinking. 66 00:05:00,863 --> 00:05:04,744 l'm sorry. This just isn't working for me anymore. 67 00:05:09,334 --> 00:05:11,212 New tattoo ? 68 00:05:14,049 --> 00:05:15,927 Damn. 69 00:05:16,052 --> 00:05:20,851 So you show up after a week with a tattoo and suddenly wanna break up ? 70 00:05:20,893 --> 00:05:23,397 What happened in Florida, Taylor ? 71 00:05:23,522 --> 00:05:26,443 Look, if you wanna torture yourself-- 72 00:05:28,237 --> 00:05:30,324 Oh, whatever. Okay. 73 00:05:30,407 --> 00:05:33,412 So we're at this club one night and Chandler gets totally plowed, 74 00:05:33,412 --> 00:05:36,917 and she starts making out with this old guy for like 20 minutes on the dance floor. 75 00:05:37,084 --> 00:05:42,217 Well, imagine our surprise when this old guy turns out to be Warren G.'s hairdresser. 76 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,220 - lsn't he gay ? - Whatever. 77 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:47,850 So he sets us up with passes to the spring break beach house, so we go. 78 00:05:47,892 --> 00:05:51,147 - §§ [ R&B ] - [ Deejay ] Hey, hey. What's up ? How's it going ? 79 00:05:51,188 --> 00:05:55,028 Welcome to spring break, live from the beach house of Daytona, Florida. 80 00:05:55,069 --> 00:05:57,031 Beautiful weather, slammin' bands... 81 00:05:57,072 --> 00:06:01,329 and, of course, 300 relative strangers from all around this great nation of ours, 82 00:06:01,412 --> 00:06:05,460 [ Laughing ] cuttin' loose, half naked... 83 00:06:05,585 --> 00:06:07,671 and generally having a good time. 84 00:06:07,755 --> 00:06:09,716 Uh ! 85 00:06:09,758 --> 00:06:13,722 [ Taylor ] The next thing l know, Taylor Vaughan is handpicked by the director... 86 00:06:13,806 --> 00:06:16,894 - to dance on her very own raft. - Hey ! 87 00:06:24,739 --> 00:06:27,034 This is all fascinating, Taylor, 88 00:06:27,117 --> 00:06:30,205 but, uh, could you maybe skip to the part where you decide to screw me over ? 89 00:06:30,247 --> 00:06:32,208 Hold on. l'm getting there. Okay. 90 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:36,131 l've been dancing for maybe five minutes, and l nearly fell off, 91 00:06:36,173 --> 00:06:39,219 which would have been so embarrassing, being on cable and everything. 92 00:06:39,344 --> 00:06:42,432 So l turn around to see what l've hit, and that's when it happened. 93 00:06:42,474 --> 00:06:46,855 Hey, l'm Brock Hudson ! Hey ! 94 00:06:46,897 --> 00:06:49,860 Brock Hudson ? What kind of a name is that ? 95 00:06:49,901 --> 00:06:55,159 - What kind of name is Zack ? Okay, Brock is from The Real World. - What, like Reseda ? 96 00:06:55,159 --> 00:06:59,082 No, like the TV show, okay ? Real World, L.A. Second season. Hello. 97 00:07:00,668 --> 00:07:02,754 The dyslexic volleyball guy ? 98 00:07:02,879 --> 00:07:04,924 They kicked him out of the house. 99 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:07,219 The next three days were kind of a blur. 100 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:12,143 - [ Taylor Laughing ] - l mean, it was like we had known each other for weeks. 101 00:07:12,227 --> 00:07:16,149 He knew exactly what l was thinking, and l didn't even have to say a word. 102 00:07:18,444 --> 00:07:21,365 So before l left, Brock said he had a surprise for me: 103 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:24,954 something to record the wonderment of our first days together. 104 00:07:25,079 --> 00:07:27,625 - [ Moaning ] - [ Whirring ] 105 00:07:27,666 --> 00:07:29,962 - So that's it ? - Pretty much, yeah. 106 00:07:30,045 --> 00:07:32,716 Oh, but don't worry, Zack. l mean l'll still go to the prom with you. 107 00:07:32,841 --> 00:07:37,264 l mean we're gonna be elected. lt's only appropriate for the king and queen to go together. 108 00:07:38,766 --> 00:07:40,853 l-- l don't know what to say. 109 00:07:40,936 --> 00:07:43,357 Oh, so don't then, Zack. l mean, it's been fun. 110 00:07:43,398 --> 00:07:47,822 But did you honestly think that l was gonna leave for college still dating you ? 111 00:07:47,863 --> 00:07:49,908 Oh, my God, you did. 112 00:07:50,033 --> 00:07:54,081 No way. That is so sweet. Ow ! 113 00:07:54,164 --> 00:07:56,919 Do you believe this thing still hurts ? 114 00:08:00,841 --> 00:08:03,220 [ Students Suddenly Start Chattering ] 115 00:08:05,056 --> 00:08:07,184 Great. 116 00:08:09,896 --> 00:08:13,026 That's a very nice use of color, Misty. 117 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:15,029 Thanks. 118 00:08:21,581 --> 00:08:24,919 l read about this riot in Mogadishu. 119 00:08:24,919 --> 00:08:29,551 -This represents the pain of that night. -That's wonderful, Laney. 120 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,679 But tell me something. 121 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:34,725 Which part represents you ? 122 00:08:41,235 --> 00:08:44,031 Laney, 123 00:08:44,073 --> 00:08:47,161 Savannah and l were just talking about your stuff. 124 00:08:47,244 --> 00:08:52,252 Just about how you're not-- you're not afraid to be dark. 125 00:08:52,377 --> 00:08:54,255 Darkness rocks. 126 00:08:54,380 --> 00:08:58,177 But l'll be honest. l don't think anybody here really appreciates that. 127 00:08:58,219 --> 00:09:01,557 - Uh-uh. - Sav and l, we toured the Prado over break, and-- 128 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:03,936 That's in Spain. 129 00:09:03,936 --> 00:09:06,982 And, um, we got in this discussion one day at the cafe... 130 00:09:07,065 --> 00:09:11,322 just about-- about how many artists are really only truly appreciated posthumously. 131 00:09:11,405 --> 00:09:13,909 And we got Van Gogh, Pissarro. 132 00:09:13,909 --> 00:09:15,954 - Basquait. - Basquait. Thank you. 133 00:09:16,079 --> 00:09:17,957 A-And then your name came up. 134 00:09:18,082 --> 00:09:20,419 And Sav thought-- Actually, we both thought... 135 00:09:20,461 --> 00:09:23,089 that it might be a good idea for you if, um-- 136 00:09:23,131 --> 00:09:25,218 You killed yourself. 137 00:09:26,929 --> 00:09:29,182 Think about it. 138 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:39,239 - [ Bell Rings ] - [ Students Chattering ] 139 00:09:39,322 --> 00:09:42,243 Well, check it out. That's it for another day, earthquakes. 140 00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:47,668 By the way, my condolences go out to a certain individual who got dissed and dismissed... 141 00:09:47,668 --> 00:09:50,881 by his longtime, magically delicious girlfriend. 142 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,176 Relax, man. No one knows it's you. 143 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,681 [ Deejay ] Hey, hang in there, Zack. lt happens to the best of us. 144 00:09:56,765 --> 00:09:59,060 Keep that head up, all right, son ? 145 00:09:59,143 --> 00:10:03,275 As far as the other dude, if it doesn't kill you, it only makes you stronger. All right ? 146 00:10:03,358 --> 00:10:06,655 Yeah. You better do something, man, 'cause your legacy's in jeopardy here. 147 00:10:06,696 --> 00:10:10,202 l mean, one second you're Zack Siler, class president, 148 00:10:10,327 --> 00:10:13,206 standout athlete, all-around bad-ass mamba-jahamba. 149 00:10:13,331 --> 00:10:15,752 The next thing you know, you're Zack Siler, bitch-boy. 150 00:10:20,342 --> 00:10:24,765 Hey, how are you guys ? Hey. Hey. 151 00:10:24,932 --> 00:10:27,686 - Brock. - Oh, excuse me. Excuse me. 152 00:10:27,853 --> 00:10:30,399 - Hi ! - Hey. Hey, baby. 153 00:10:40,414 --> 00:10:43,376 [ Chuckles ] What's up ? How's it going ? 154 00:10:43,418 --> 00:10:46,757 Who the hell does she think she is ? 155 00:10:46,882 --> 00:10:50,554 There are 2,000 girls in this school, and l can bump monkeys with every one of 'em. 156 00:10:50,637 --> 00:10:54,685 - Taylor Vaughan is totally replaceable. - Spare me this wax shit... 157 00:10:54,769 --> 00:10:56,688 about replaceable, because we're talking about Taylor Vaughan here. 158 00:10:56,772 --> 00:10:59,359 - Sorry, man. He's-- He's right. - Of course l'm right. 159 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,362 l mean, the girl's an institution in this place. 160 00:11:01,403 --> 00:11:04,116 Every girl wants to be her, and every guy wants to nail her. 161 00:11:04,158 --> 00:11:07,621 - Basically, she's you... with tits. - [ Laughs ] 162 00:11:07,663 --> 00:11:10,167 Nah, nah, you're wrong, you see. 163 00:11:10,334 --> 00:11:14,590 The Taylor Vaughan you just described is an illusion, a myth. 164 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:17,094 You strip away all that attitude and makeup... 165 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:20,098 and basically all you have is a C-minus G.P.A. with a wonder bra. 166 00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:22,101 Oh, give it up. 167 00:11:22,143 --> 00:11:25,147 Take, uh-- Take her for example. 168 00:11:25,189 --> 00:11:27,192 Short, decent rack, 169 00:11:27,276 --> 00:11:30,280 kind of a Chelsea Clinton thing going on. 170 00:11:30,405 --> 00:11:33,034 But given the right look, 171 00:11:33,118 --> 00:11:35,162 the right boyfriend, bam ! 172 00:11:35,246 --> 00:11:37,875 ln six weeks, she's the one being crowned prom queen. 173 00:11:37,917 --> 00:11:40,921 - You're serious ? - As a heart attack. 174 00:11:40,963 --> 00:11:45,428 You're clearly delusional. But how about a chance to prove me wrong ? 175 00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:49,183 Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Dean, Dean, Dean. The boy's buggin' here. 176 00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:52,271 You're taking advantage of a friend in a vulnerable situation. 177 00:11:52,355 --> 00:11:55,610 Gee, that's swell, Preston. A fifth of Chivas and a uterus and you could be my mom. 178 00:11:55,651 --> 00:12:00,242 No, seriously. The guy thinks he could do anything. Let him prove it. 179 00:12:00,325 --> 00:12:03,121 - What do you say, Zack ? - A bet ? 180 00:12:03,163 --> 00:12:06,710 Yeah. Unless, of course, you're too heartbroken. 181 00:12:08,337 --> 00:12:11,258 - Just name the terms. - All right, it's simple. 182 00:12:11,342 --> 00:12:16,099 l'll pick the girl, and you got six weeks to turn her into the prom queen. 183 00:12:17,351 --> 00:12:20,439 Okay, okay, we get it, okay ? 184 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,942 - Everybody has a big jimmy. Now can we just-- - You got it. 185 00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:28,743 - All right. Let's go shopping. - [ Laughing ] 186 00:12:28,784 --> 00:12:31,706 Oh, man, this is gonna be so much fun. 187 00:12:31,831 --> 00:12:34,752 - [ Preston ] What about her ? - [ Dean ] Nah, l don't think so. 188 00:12:34,835 --> 00:12:37,881 - [ Girl ] l mean it's still scabbing. See, l saved it. - How about this one ? 189 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:40,051 A-Are you sure about Bubbles ? 190 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,555 Nah, we can do better than that. 191 00:12:42,639 --> 00:12:45,268 [ Zack ] What about her ? 192 00:12:45,351 --> 00:12:48,856 Rectal archaeology. Very nice. 193 00:12:51,151 --> 00:12:54,490 Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. 194 00:12:54,615 --> 00:12:56,701 [ Gasps ] 195 00:12:57,745 --> 00:13:00,415 Gentlemen, we have a winner. 196 00:13:00,457 --> 00:13:03,128 [ Zack ] What, Laney Boggs ? 197 00:13:03,169 --> 00:13:05,339 Uh-uh ! No. No, no, no, no. 198 00:13:05,423 --> 00:13:07,426 Hey, a bet's a bet. Right, Preston ? 199 00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:09,929 Hey, man, this is between you guys. 200 00:13:09,929 --> 00:13:13,226 - [ Laughing ] - [ Exhales ] 201 00:13:15,855 --> 00:13:17,983 Look, fat l can handle. 202 00:13:18,108 --> 00:13:20,737 Weird boobs, bad personality, maybe some sort of fungus. 203 00:13:22,490 --> 00:13:25,453 Come on. Scary and inaccessible is another story. 204 00:13:25,494 --> 00:13:28,958 Hey, man, if l were you, l wouldn't be wasting my time, 205 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:31,837 'cause by my calculations you got six weeks until the prom. 206 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:34,383 And if-- if Laney Boggs is gonna be queen, 207 00:13:34,425 --> 00:13:37,387 l'd say you pretty much got your work cut out for you. 208 00:13:40,225 --> 00:13:43,104 - Hi, Laney. You got a second ? - [ Boy ] Here comes Zack. 209 00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:45,942 What's up, Spaz ? 210 00:13:45,984 --> 00:13:48,195 He knows my name. 211 00:13:48,237 --> 00:13:51,200 That's not your name. That's not his name. 212 00:13:51,241 --> 00:13:53,244 Oh. Sorry. 213 00:13:54,788 --> 00:13:56,917 So, Laney, listen. 214 00:13:57,084 --> 00:14:00,255 -l was wondering if maybe you'd wanna... -Let's go, Simon. 215 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:03,593 embarrass me horribly in front of all these people ? 216 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:07,724 - Laney-- - Come on. Dad's waiting. Let's go. 217 00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:11,438 [ Laughter ] 218 00:14:14,902 --> 00:14:17,656 Wait ! Watch this. 219 00:14:17,698 --> 00:14:21,495 - [ Farts ] - Oh ! Damn it, Brock. 220 00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:27,921 Relax, man. Smells like roses. 221 00:14:27,921 --> 00:14:30,926 l will not relax. You-- You are being disrespectful. 222 00:14:30,926 --> 00:14:33,722 You are disrespecting me, and you are disrespecting Harmony. 223 00:14:33,847 --> 00:14:36,851 lt's not about disrespect. lt's just gas. 224 00:14:36,935 --> 00:14:41,650 - That's about enough of this. - How's the queen of The Real World ? 225 00:14:41,692 --> 00:14:44,446 How did you know about that ? 226 00:14:44,571 --> 00:14:47,951 Please. They've only run that spring break thing like a zillion times. 227 00:14:47,993 --> 00:14:52,375 - So who's the lucky rebound skank ? - Rebound skank ? 228 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:57,591 - Well, there's gotta be somebody, right ? - Well, l wouldn't say somebody. 229 00:14:57,674 --> 00:15:00,262 But there is sort of a project. 230 00:15:00,387 --> 00:15:02,640 - Project ? - Yeah. 231 00:15:02,682 --> 00:15:07,105 To tell you the truth, she kind of, uh-- she kind of blew me off. 232 00:15:07,147 --> 00:15:09,233 l like her already. 233 00:15:09,359 --> 00:15:11,946 Well, the only thing l can figure is it's gotta be some kind of mistake. 234 00:15:11,987 --> 00:15:14,867 Zack, l realize it's a difficult concept... 235 00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:17,412 for a bitch magnet such as yourself to grasp, 236 00:15:17,454 --> 00:15:21,961 but did it ever occur to you to make a little effort ? 237 00:15:22,086 --> 00:15:25,257 - What do you mean ? - Find out where she hangs out. 238 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,053 - Find out what she likes. - [ Door Closes ] 239 00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:31,058 Oh, crap. Mom and Dad are home. 240 00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:33,979 lf they ask, l'm at Ashley's. 241 00:15:34,062 --> 00:15:37,150 Her brother's home. He's so cute. 242 00:15:37,192 --> 00:15:40,948 He just got kicked out of military school. 243 00:15:43,994 --> 00:15:46,915 Zachary, how was the first day back ? 244 00:15:46,957 --> 00:15:48,918 Ah. School is school. 245 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,672 Taylor and the girls have a good time in Florida ? 246 00:15:51,714 --> 00:15:55,135 - l guess so. - There's still no word on the Dartmouth application ? 247 00:15:55,177 --> 00:15:57,180 Obviously not. 248 00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:59,684 You haven't heard from a single university yet. 249 00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:02,939 - lsn't that a bit unusual at this point in the year ? - Not really. 250 00:16:03,064 --> 00:16:05,484 You know maybe l ought to give Ken Wortham in the alumni office a buzz. 251 00:16:05,568 --> 00:16:10,909 - l owe him a call anyway. - Nah, nah, let's give it a couple of days. 252 00:16:10,951 --> 00:16:13,914 Probably hear something by Friday. 253 00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:18,170 We'll give it till the end of the week. 254 00:16:57,229 --> 00:17:00,191 Does my tattoo look red to you ? 255 00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:04,656 - Come on, girl. Don't you care about anything anymore ? - What are we spewing about ? 256 00:17:04,698 --> 00:17:09,413 Well, two weeks ago, we were helping you plan your prom queen acceptance speech. 257 00:17:09,455 --> 00:17:12,585 Now all of a sudden, everything's like "Brock this" and "Brock that"... 258 00:17:12,668 --> 00:17:14,630 and "my tattoo." 259 00:17:14,671 --> 00:17:17,718 Taylor, the last thing you wanna do five weeks before the election... 260 00:17:17,968 --> 00:17:19,846 is alienate people. 261 00:17:19,929 --> 00:17:22,183 - And what is that supposed to mean ? - l think... 262 00:17:22,224 --> 00:17:25,938 what she's trying to say is you should be careful. Right ? 263 00:17:26,063 --> 00:17:27,941 Careful of what ? Okay. 264 00:17:28,066 --> 00:17:30,612 l can win this thing in fluorescent lighting... 265 00:17:30,695 --> 00:17:33,658 on the first day of my period, cloaked in tacky rags. Okay ? 266 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,995 My mother was prom queen in '71. 267 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,374 My cousin, prom queen in '82. 268 00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:41,169 And my sister would have been prom queen in '94... 269 00:17:41,211 --> 00:17:43,172 if it wasn't for that scandal on the Color Me Badd tour bus. 270 00:17:43,214 --> 00:17:45,509 Okay, l am a goddamn legacy. All right ? 271 00:17:45,634 --> 00:17:49,265 And besides, not to be a bitch, but who's gonna beat Taylor Vaughan ? 272 00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:52,061 God, l hope that's not your acceptance speech. 273 00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:57,945 Okay, sir, that will be one tahina kebab with a side of spiced hummus salad. 274 00:17:57,945 --> 00:18:00,156 Would you like to super-size those falafel balls ? 275 00:18:00,198 --> 00:18:03,954 Hmm. Let me see. 276 00:18:03,954 --> 00:18:09,170 - Laney. - Exactly what does this super-size entail ? 277 00:18:09,211 --> 00:18:12,091 Stalking is illegal in all 50 states. 278 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:15,471 - Come on. l just wanna talk. - l find myself torn. 279 00:18:15,471 --> 00:18:17,849 Perhaps l could see a sample ball... 280 00:18:17,933 --> 00:18:21,480 to better equip myself for such a decision. 281 00:18:21,605 --> 00:18:25,277 - Don't you have a break coming up ? - One moment, sir. 282 00:18:25,361 --> 00:18:27,781 Uh, uh, miss ? 283 00:18:27,864 --> 00:18:29,993 One moment, sir. 284 00:18:30,118 --> 00:18:32,496 l'm not smart. 285 00:18:32,622 --> 00:18:35,710 - What ? - What ? You figure l could-- l could tutor you or something ? 286 00:18:35,751 --> 00:18:38,881 - You think, "Oh, well, there's Laney Boggs. She's a dork. - Look, Laney. 287 00:18:38,964 --> 00:18:40,926 - Laney. - She must at least be smart." Well, guess what, l'm not. 288 00:18:40,967 --> 00:18:45,182 Laney, l have the fourth highest G.P.A. in our class. 289 00:18:46,976 --> 00:18:49,105 Mm-hmm. 290 00:18:49,188 --> 00:18:53,903 Oh. What is this, some kind of new dork outreach program ? l'm just not, uh-- 291 00:18:53,945 --> 00:18:56,908 - No, it-- Are you always like this ? - No. 292 00:18:56,950 --> 00:19:00,997 - Yes. - Come on. Five minutes. 293 00:19:01,081 --> 00:19:03,710 - [ Customer ] Miss ? - Five seconds. 294 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:08,008 Okay. Um, l really wanted to talk to you about... 295 00:19:09,761 --> 00:19:11,972 - art. - Art ? 296 00:19:12,097 --> 00:19:15,227 - You don't take art. - How do you know ? 297 00:19:15,352 --> 00:19:17,856 How come l haven't seen you in any of my classes ? 298 00:19:17,898 --> 00:19:20,902 Well, 'cause l'm-- l'm busy with soccer and stuff. 299 00:19:20,944 --> 00:19:23,698 So they let me take one of those, uh-- the, uh-- 300 00:19:23,698 --> 00:19:26,911 - lndependent studies ? - Yes. 301 00:19:28,956 --> 00:19:33,421 But listen, l saw some of your stuff in class. lt's really good. 302 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:37,302 So any kind of help you could give me, l'd appreciate it. 303 00:19:39,430 --> 00:19:43,144 - Sure. l-- Maybe sometime. - How about tonight ? 304 00:19:45,272 --> 00:19:47,609 The show at the Jester. You can have my ticket. 305 00:19:47,692 --> 00:19:49,946 That's great. 306 00:19:50,071 --> 00:19:52,366 One moment, please. 307 00:19:53,952 --> 00:19:56,497 - Ow ! - Look. l kicked your ass in third grade. 308 00:19:56,622 --> 00:20:00,003 - l'll do it again. - Okay. One, l was sick that day. 309 00:20:00,128 --> 00:20:02,006 And two, are you crazy ? 310 00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:04,509 The best-looking guy in school's stalking you, 311 00:20:04,634 --> 00:20:07,013 and you're not the least bit curious ? 312 00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:16,152 Okay, here's the deal. The show's at 7:30. Parking can be a problem. 313 00:20:16,193 --> 00:20:19,115 Meet me there at 7:00. Don't be late. 314 00:20:20,659 --> 00:20:22,620 7:00 it is. 315 00:20:22,662 --> 00:20:26,167 - Hey, do you wanna maybe go have some dinner before-- - No. 316 00:20:26,209 --> 00:20:28,629 l'll see you at 7:00. 317 00:20:28,671 --> 00:20:31,299 l'm sorry, sir. Have you made your decision ? 318 00:20:31,425 --> 00:20:34,888 Yes, l have. Super-size my balls. 319 00:21:08,272 --> 00:21:13,696 [ Male Actor's Voice ] Snug in the putrid womb of a mother he never knew. 320 00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:17,369 The fetus... rising, floating. 321 00:21:17,452 --> 00:21:21,375 That's Mitch. Brilliant, isn't he ? 322 00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:25,673 - [ Explosion ] - Bursting forth ! Rushing forward ! 323 00:21:25,714 --> 00:21:29,595 Surging ! Emerging ! 324 00:21:34,478 --> 00:21:36,940 [ Gagging ] 325 00:21:40,987 --> 00:21:45,202 My soul is an island. My car is a Ford. 326 00:21:46,579 --> 00:21:48,582 l wanna be like Mike. 327 00:21:50,084 --> 00:21:54,007 [ Mitch ] Falling ! Plunging ! Nay, expunging ! 328 00:21:54,090 --> 00:21:56,010 [ All Laughing ] 329 00:21:56,093 --> 00:21:58,514 Whoo-hoo ! Aah-ah-ah ! 330 00:22:30,895 --> 00:22:33,691 Be silent, be still. 331 00:22:33,733 --> 00:22:37,572 [ Together ] Be silent, be still. 332 00:22:37,614 --> 00:22:41,077 Be silent, be still. 333 00:22:41,161 --> 00:22:44,708 Be silent, be still. 334 00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:48,630 Be silent, be still. 335 00:22:48,714 --> 00:22:52,261 Be silent, be still. 336 00:22:52,386 --> 00:22:55,224 [ Applause ] 337 00:23:04,487 --> 00:23:06,407 Oh ! 338 00:23:07,659 --> 00:23:09,620 Thank you very much. 339 00:23:09,662 --> 00:23:11,748 Thank you for coming. 340 00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:14,461 Um, before you leave, our performer Laney... 341 00:23:14,586 --> 00:23:18,967 has just informed me that there is an exciting new voice among us. 342 00:23:19,009 --> 00:23:21,638 ls there a Zack Siler in the house ? 343 00:23:21,722 --> 00:23:25,686 - [ Audience Murmuring ] - Come on. Don't be shy. 344 00:23:25,728 --> 00:23:28,690 We're all friends here. 345 00:23:30,193 --> 00:23:33,281 Look, you don't have to go if you're not interested. 346 00:23:33,448 --> 00:23:36,744 Art is love, people. Art is love. 347 00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:43,212 Welcome, friend. 348 00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:48,971 [ Exhales ] 349 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,160 How's it going ? 350 00:24:06,914 --> 00:24:08,876 [ Clears Throat ] 351 00:24:19,308 --> 00:24:21,979 [ Chuckles ] lt's a Hack-E-Sack. 352 00:24:22,104 --> 00:24:25,651 - [ Drum Beats Rhythmically ] - [ Clears Throat ] 353 00:24:25,734 --> 00:24:29,031 [ Drum Continues ] 354 00:24:30,617 --> 00:24:34,998 Whew ! Hack-E-Sack. 355 00:24:37,293 --> 00:24:39,255 Hack-E-Sack. 356 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,512 Bounce. 357 00:24:44,596 --> 00:24:47,225 Bounce. 358 00:24:47,308 --> 00:24:49,937 You gotta keep bouncing. 359 00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:54,611 Can't let it drop. 360 00:24:56,447 --> 00:24:59,285 Never let it drop. 361 00:25:01,621 --> 00:25:04,709 Come on, Zack. 362 00:25:04,709 --> 00:25:07,672 Everyone's watching. 363 00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:10,969 Expecting. 364 00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:16,310 Never... let it... 365 00:25:20,942 --> 00:25:23,112 drop. 366 00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:29,204 Everyone's counting on you, Zack. 367 00:25:34,212 --> 00:25:36,173 Don't let it drop. 368 00:25:37,425 --> 00:25:40,596 Don't... ever... 369 00:25:40,638 --> 00:25:42,599 let it... 370 00:25:45,646 --> 00:25:47,732 drop ! 371 00:25:47,774 --> 00:25:51,780 [ Breathing Heavily ] 372 00:26:02,170 --> 00:26:04,007 Sooner or later, 373 00:26:06,719 --> 00:26:09,682 it has to drop. 374 00:26:25,914 --> 00:26:29,253 Oh, man, l can't believe l just did that. 375 00:26:29,378 --> 00:26:32,591 Well, l'd be lying if l didn't say l was a little surprised myself. 376 00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:36,597 - So, tell me the truth, how bad did l suck ? - You were good. 377 00:26:36,681 --> 00:26:39,518 Come on ! That thing you did with the paint and all the garbage, 378 00:26:39,602 --> 00:26:41,521 that was really good. 379 00:26:41,605 --> 00:26:44,108 All l did was kick around a beanbag. 380 00:26:44,192 --> 00:26:46,278 All right, a little. 381 00:26:46,403 --> 00:26:49,491 A lot. You sucked a lot. Boy, you really blew. 382 00:26:49,533 --> 00:26:51,912 - You feel better now ? - l don't care. 383 00:26:51,995 --> 00:26:54,415 Oh, man, l-l've given, speeches and stuff, 384 00:26:54,499 --> 00:26:57,712 but being up there and not knowing what to do, it-- 385 00:26:57,796 --> 00:27:00,717 - Kind of a rush, isn't it ? - Yeah. 386 00:27:00,758 --> 00:27:03,471 Whew ! 387 00:27:08,937 --> 00:27:12,735 - What ? - Do you always wear those glasses ? 388 00:27:12,818 --> 00:27:16,741 - Yeah. Why ? - No reason. 389 00:27:18,744 --> 00:27:21,122 You ever think about contacts ? 390 00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:25,963 Mm, l have 'em. l just never wear 'em. 391 00:27:26,088 --> 00:27:28,717 l don't know. The idea of touching my eye is-- 392 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:33,224 Because your eyes are really... beautiful. 393 00:27:33,307 --> 00:27:37,522 - Oh, please. - What ? 394 00:27:37,647 --> 00:27:40,735 "Your eyes are really beautiful" ? 395 00:27:40,818 --> 00:27:44,031 You really broke out the big guns with that one, didn't you ? 396 00:27:44,115 --> 00:27:47,495 - Laney, l was just-- - No. l had an instinct. l went against it. 397 00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:49,748 This is my fault. 398 00:27:49,790 --> 00:27:52,586 Wha-- Laney, l'm not following. 399 00:27:53,629 --> 00:27:55,716 You wanna know about art ? 400 00:27:55,799 --> 00:28:00,139 When the class president starts touching my face on darkened street corners... 401 00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:02,726 and talking about my eyes, there's a word for it. 402 00:28:02,810 --> 00:28:06,273 There's an entire movement in the '20s. lt's called surreal. 403 00:28:06,398 --> 00:28:10,112 - Laney, wait. Can't we just-- - You go. l'm gonna catch a ride with Mitch. 404 00:28:10,196 --> 00:28:12,157 The underwear guy ? 405 00:28:14,202 --> 00:28:18,667 Oh, oh, oh, oh. lt's on. lt's on. 406 00:28:18,708 --> 00:28:21,546 Hey, this is great. Listen. 407 00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:24,092 l got a question for you. 408 00:28:24,133 --> 00:28:26,136 All right, this guy-- 409 00:28:26,220 --> 00:28:30,184 Would you kiss him for like, say, 500 bucks on, like, a public access channel ? 410 00:28:30,226 --> 00:28:32,730 Oh, wait. This is where l get sensitive. 411 00:28:32,896 --> 00:28:36,819 My whole problem in the house is that l was an only child. 412 00:28:36,944 --> 00:28:39,823 l didn't have a lot of friends, never had roommates before. 413 00:28:39,949 --> 00:28:42,828 So l don't know how to like deal with everyone. 414 00:28:42,953 --> 00:28:46,291 A lot of people here in this house think l'm cold and insensitive. 415 00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:49,004 But underneath that, l've got a big-- This is big. 416 00:28:49,046 --> 00:28:51,257 - Hey, ho. - [ Girl ] [ Beep ] that. 417 00:28:51,299 --> 00:28:53,719 See what l mean ? 418 00:28:53,761 --> 00:28:56,891 Ah ! Uh, baby, can you not do that right now ? 419 00:28:56,974 --> 00:28:59,603 Like l'm waiting for the new Spelling drama at 2:00, 420 00:28:59,687 --> 00:29:02,399 and l really-- you know l don't wanna smell like your spit. 421 00:29:02,482 --> 00:29:07,031 lt's like all over. So just stop. Thank you. Watch. 422 00:29:07,156 --> 00:29:09,952 - Oh, God. - ...from my mom's sister... 423 00:29:09,994 --> 00:29:11,955 - who once went-- - Your aunt ? 424 00:29:11,997 --> 00:29:14,459 - Yes. Yes, my aunt. - This is where l-- Watch this. 425 00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:18,256 This is where l get Brando on 'em. Watch. 426 00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:24,015 - Very Brando. - Do me a favor. Why don't you all just stay out of my closet ! 427 00:29:24,140 --> 00:29:26,727 God ! 428 00:29:26,811 --> 00:29:28,939 - [ Grunts ] - [ Can Clattering ] 429 00:29:30,483 --> 00:29:32,444 - Morning. - Morning. 430 00:29:32,486 --> 00:29:34,447 - Zack Siler. - Pleasure. 431 00:29:34,489 --> 00:29:36,909 - Nice truck. - Thanks. 432 00:29:36,993 --> 00:29:40,289 l clean a lot of stuff out of people's pool drains. 433 00:29:40,414 --> 00:29:43,753 You never know what you're gonna find. l got this over at the university. 434 00:29:43,836 --> 00:29:46,256 At one of the fraternities, l found this. Belonged to a football player, 435 00:29:46,256 --> 00:29:49,970 - actually a Heisman trophy runner-up. - No kidding. 436 00:29:50,095 --> 00:29:53,225 - Zack, my man. - Simon, hey. 437 00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:56,605 Hey, you wanna play some Sega ? Sega ! 438 00:29:56,689 --> 00:30:00,110 - [ Door Opens ] - Maybe later. - Loves Sega. 439 00:30:00,152 --> 00:30:03,282 - Would you excuse us a minute ? - What did l do ? 440 00:30:03,407 --> 00:30:07,121 - Not you, him. - What did l do ? 441 00:30:07,204 --> 00:30:09,750 Hey, give me a hand here, will ya ? 442 00:30:09,792 --> 00:30:13,213 - Yeah, sure. - Look, you can't just keep showing up like this. 443 00:30:13,255 --> 00:30:16,468 And you can't keep avoiding me. Like the other night. What was that ? 444 00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:19,640 - l was busy. - Yeah. Busy wiggin'. 445 00:30:19,723 --> 00:30:22,895 - Excuse me. l did not wig. - There was major wiggage. 446 00:30:22,978 --> 00:30:28,027 - So, you wanna go to the beach ? - No. 447 00:30:28,153 --> 00:30:32,409 - You hate the beach ? - Yes. No. 448 00:30:32,492 --> 00:30:34,746 - l don't have time for this. - Fine. 449 00:30:34,746 --> 00:30:36,916 - l'm leaving. - Fine. 450 00:30:38,209 --> 00:30:42,007 - Hey, Simon, how about that Sega ? - Yeah. 451 00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:44,928 - What are you doing ? - l'm getting ready to play some Sega. 452 00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:47,390 - No, you're not. - Well, l believe l was invited. 453 00:30:47,473 --> 00:30:49,685 - l am uninviting you. - You're not the boss of him. 454 00:30:51,229 --> 00:30:54,317 The man does have a point. 455 00:30:54,442 --> 00:30:56,320 [ Exhales ] 456 00:30:56,445 --> 00:30:59,950 Yep, looks like a long afternoon of Sega. 457 00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:04,457 And, hey, maybe your dad can show me some more pool stuff. 458 00:31:04,499 --> 00:31:07,128 l'll get my suit. 459 00:31:11,801 --> 00:31:14,722 [ Zack ] Well, once the clouds lifted, 460 00:31:14,806 --> 00:31:17,226 it turned out to be a pretty okay day. 461 00:31:19,104 --> 00:31:21,190 Check out that water. 462 00:31:21,232 --> 00:31:26,281 Do you know how many gallons of chemicals are dumped into the oceans each year ? 463 00:31:26,407 --> 00:31:28,994 Don't you ever just kick back ? 464 00:31:29,035 --> 00:31:32,207 l mean, l know the world has its problems. 465 00:31:32,249 --> 00:31:36,296 - But would it hurt you to smile once in a while ? - l smile. 466 00:31:36,422 --> 00:31:40,428 lt's just you mentioned the ocean, and l saw this thing on CNN-- 467 00:31:40,511 --> 00:31:44,016 - No, forget CNN. - [ Dean ] Hey, yo, Siler, what's up ? 468 00:31:44,016 --> 00:31:46,478 [ Zack ] Great. Okay. 469 00:31:46,478 --> 00:31:51,152 Listen. lf we're gonna be friends, we have to deal with them sooner or later, right ? 470 00:31:54,031 --> 00:31:55,993 Come on. 471 00:31:57,495 --> 00:32:00,165 Yeah, so l called your house, 472 00:32:00,249 --> 00:32:02,544 and they said you were at the beach, 473 00:32:02,669 --> 00:32:05,757 so l figured you must be at your spot. 474 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:08,011 - You know, many a woman has lost it here. - Shut up, Dean. 475 00:32:08,136 --> 00:32:11,641 You have to forgive our man here. His shorts are kind of tight. 476 00:32:11,724 --> 00:32:15,021 Cuts off the circulation to his brain. l'm Preston. 477 00:32:15,105 --> 00:32:17,191 l know who you are. 478 00:32:17,233 --> 00:32:21,823 - Hey, Laney. lt is Laney, right ? - Yeah. 479 00:32:21,948 --> 00:32:24,118 Well, come on, Zack, help us get the rest of the stuff from the car. 480 00:32:24,201 --> 00:32:26,121 Yeah. 481 00:32:32,172 --> 00:32:35,510 So, think the mourning period's over yet ? 482 00:32:35,552 --> 00:32:38,139 Please. lt's way over. 483 00:32:38,264 --> 00:32:40,267 Mourning period ? 484 00:32:40,267 --> 00:32:43,731 Yeah, without Taylor, Zack's available now. 485 00:32:43,731 --> 00:32:47,153 Yeah, but what's the deal ? l mean, don't tell me you guys are on a date. 486 00:32:47,236 --> 00:32:51,242 - No, we're just-- - Friends ? 487 00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:59,630 Hey, now, check out the bobos on super freak. 488 00:32:59,713 --> 00:33:03,928 You know, Zack, from up here, she almost looks normal. 489 00:33:08,476 --> 00:33:12,148 So, is this what you ladies are gonna do all day ? 490 00:33:12,232 --> 00:33:15,737 No. ln 15 minutes, l have every intention of turning over. 491 00:33:15,737 --> 00:33:19,993 - All right. Just thought you all might wanna play. - No, thanks. 492 00:33:20,035 --> 00:33:25,669 - So, what about you, Laney ? - No, um, l don't think so. 493 00:33:25,752 --> 00:33:30,301 - ls your name Laney ? - No. Thank God. No offense. 494 00:33:30,426 --> 00:33:32,304 None taken. 495 00:33:32,429 --> 00:33:35,517 lt's just l've seen you in gym class. You run like a girl. 496 00:33:35,558 --> 00:33:39,105 - l am a girl. - Oh, you know what l mean. 497 00:33:39,189 --> 00:33:41,234 Obviously, l don't. 498 00:33:44,238 --> 00:33:46,742 So, uh, you in or out ? 499 00:33:50,039 --> 00:33:51,416 ln. 500 00:33:51,499 --> 00:33:53,252 Ah, lovely. 501 00:33:54,754 --> 00:33:57,550 - Me too. - [ Girl ] Really ? 502 00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:13,991 - Got it ! - Mine ! Mine ! 503 00:34:15,493 --> 00:34:18,206 Just like that. 504 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,993 So, Zack, my house tonight ? 505 00:34:43,118 --> 00:34:45,205 Uh, yeah. 506 00:34:45,246 --> 00:34:48,000 So what about you, Laney ? See you at Preston's tonight ? 507 00:34:48,126 --> 00:34:51,005 - l don't think so. - Aw, come on. You gotta be. 508 00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:53,676 Yeah, you should. Preston's parties are the best. 509 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,679 - Booze, tunes, hotties. - Dean-- 510 00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:58,808 No, seriously. His house is enormous. His dad owns Harrison Ford. 511 00:34:58,933 --> 00:35:01,020 - The actor ? - No, the car dealership. 512 00:35:01,062 --> 00:35:03,482 So, what do you say ? 513 00:35:03,524 --> 00:35:06,236 Uh, sure. 514 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,448 Good things. 515 00:35:09,992 --> 00:35:12,788 - Well, this should be interesting. - Will you shut up ? 516 00:35:12,913 --> 00:35:18,463 What ? Even if they are broken up, if Zack shows up with her, Taylor's gonna shit Frisbees. 517 00:35:18,504 --> 00:35:21,425 [ Dean ] Zack, Laney, always a pleasure. 518 00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:24,263 - Okay, man, see ya. - Later. 519 00:35:24,263 --> 00:35:26,516 - See you guys later. - See ya. 520 00:35:26,683 --> 00:35:28,645 Bye. See you later. 521 00:35:32,025 --> 00:35:35,822 Well, we survived, right ? 522 00:35:38,409 --> 00:35:42,207 So, about Preston's thing tonight... 523 00:35:42,248 --> 00:35:45,545 - l can't. - But you just said that-- 524 00:35:45,628 --> 00:35:48,174 l-- l know. l just... 525 00:35:48,257 --> 00:35:50,928 forgot l have to clean the house. 526 00:35:50,970 --> 00:35:55,936 lt's really dirty. Almost... unlivable. 527 00:35:57,521 --> 00:35:59,691 Sorry to hear that. 528 00:36:12,043 --> 00:36:15,632 [ Alex Trebek ] Thomas Welch invented this drink in 1859... 529 00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:17,843 as an alternative to wine. 530 00:36:17,969 --> 00:36:20,347 - What is nonalcoholic wine ? - [ Man ] What is grape juice ? 531 00:36:20,472 --> 00:36:22,350 - No. - [ Trebek ] That's right. 532 00:36:22,475 --> 00:36:24,729 - [ Jesse ] You said no ? - Mm-hmm. 533 00:36:24,770 --> 00:36:27,733 - Why ? - l said l had stuff to do. 534 00:36:27,775 --> 00:36:30,070 Laney, sitting around with your father... 535 00:36:30,195 --> 00:36:33,993 while he watches Jeopardy! in his underwear hardly qualifies as stuff to do. 536 00:36:34,034 --> 00:36:37,707 - Who is Lou Rawls ? - You know me too well. 537 00:36:37,748 --> 00:36:40,711 l think you're afraid to let anything good happen to you. 538 00:36:40,753 --> 00:36:43,799 l mean, did it ever occur to you that maybe Zack really likes you ? 539 00:36:43,924 --> 00:36:46,261 - Trust me. He doesn't. - [ Knocking At Door ] 540 00:36:46,303 --> 00:36:49,516 - l gotta go. - The youngest of the Marx brothers, 541 00:36:49,516 --> 00:36:53,021 - he retired from the act following 1933's... - Who is Lamo ? 542 00:36:53,188 --> 00:36:57,027 - [ Man ] Who is Zeppo ? - [ Trebek ] That's correct. 543 00:36:57,069 --> 00:37:01,158 - Hello. - l thought l said l was busy. 544 00:37:01,284 --> 00:37:04,330 Zack. Mi compadre con queso. 545 00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:09,212 - l, uh-- l believe you said you were cleaning. - l am. 546 00:37:09,254 --> 00:37:12,008 l was. l... will be. 547 00:37:12,008 --> 00:37:16,306 Tell you what. How about l save you some time ? 548 00:37:16,348 --> 00:37:20,020 - l'll take the kitchen. - All right, then l got the bathroom. 549 00:37:20,062 --> 00:37:23,692 - lsn't that the soccer team ? - lt's J.V. 550 00:37:25,278 --> 00:37:27,448 -l need the vacuum cleaner. -[ Dad ] lt's over there in the corner. 551 00:37:28,825 --> 00:37:32,539 - Go get dressed. - l can't. l mean-- Look at you. 552 00:37:32,706 --> 00:37:37,129 You look great. l-- l have nothing-- 553 00:37:37,212 --> 00:37:39,132 Oh, God. 554 00:37:42,804 --> 00:37:45,141 l'm a mess. 555 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,441 That's where l come in. Mackenzie Siler, hair and makeup. 556 00:37:50,482 --> 00:37:52,444 You can call me Mack. 557 00:37:52,485 --> 00:37:55,448 You know, if you guys need us, we'll be upstairs. 558 00:37:57,785 --> 00:37:59,913 - Have a seat. - Thanks. 559 00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:04,962 [ Trebek ] This city's French Quarter encompasses about 70 blocks. 560 00:38:05,004 --> 00:38:07,424 - What is Paris, France ? - [ Woman ] What is New Orleans ? 561 00:38:07,508 --> 00:38:09,427 Ow ! 562 00:38:09,511 --> 00:38:13,517 Laney, no offense, but when was the last time you tweezed ? 563 00:38:13,684 --> 00:38:16,271 - What ? - As in your eyebrows. 564 00:38:16,438 --> 00:38:18,316 Never. Why ? 565 00:38:18,441 --> 00:38:21,487 Well, do you ever watch Sesame Street ? 566 00:38:21,529 --> 00:38:23,490 Uh-huh. 567 00:38:23,532 --> 00:38:25,493 - You know Bert ? - Ow ! 568 00:38:25,535 --> 00:38:28,539 So, Zack, can l get you a drink ? 569 00:38:28,623 --> 00:38:31,335 Yeah, sure. What do you got ? 570 00:38:32,629 --> 00:38:35,174 Let me check. 571 00:38:35,258 --> 00:38:38,346 [ Trebek ] Along with presidents Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln, 572 00:38:38,471 --> 00:38:41,517 his face appears on South Dakota's Mount Rushmore. 573 00:38:41,642 --> 00:38:44,021 - [ Dad ] Who is President Rushmore ? - [ Man ] Who is Roosevelt ? 574 00:38:44,146 --> 00:38:46,733 [ Trebek ] That's right. Now you select again. 575 00:38:46,775 --> 00:38:49,028 [ Man ] The Cinema for 300. 576 00:38:49,070 --> 00:38:53,076 [ Trebek ] Here's the clue. This 1951 Elia Kazan film... 577 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,496 marked Warren Beatty's screen debut. 578 00:38:55,538 --> 00:38:58,167 - What is Shampoo ? - [ Man ] What is Splendor in the Grass ? 579 00:38:58,251 --> 00:39:00,212 You really never wear makeup ? 580 00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:03,634 No. My mom died before l was old enough for this stuff. 581 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:06,263 - l'm sorry. - lt was a long time ago. 582 00:39:06,346 --> 00:39:08,975 l mean, God, Simon was practically a baby. 583 00:39:09,017 --> 00:39:12,981 Nothing personal, Laney, but this particular coif... 584 00:39:13,023 --> 00:39:16,027 doesn't really go with your face shape. 585 00:39:16,027 --> 00:39:18,740 What do you have in mind ? 586 00:39:18,781 --> 00:39:21,243 Well, l have an idea. 587 00:39:21,285 --> 00:39:23,288 What kind of idea ? 588 00:39:23,372 --> 00:39:26,293 You'd really have to trust me. 589 00:39:26,334 --> 00:39:30,299 [ Trebek ] ln 1987, a copy of the Old Testament attributed to this printer... 590 00:39:30,340 --> 00:39:33,220 sold for $5.3 million. 591 00:39:33,261 --> 00:39:35,515 - Who is Hewlett-Packard ? - Who is Gutenberg ? 592 00:39:35,515 --> 00:39:37,559 - [ Man ] Who is Gutenberg ? - [ Trebek ] Yes. 593 00:39:37,726 --> 00:39:39,646 [ Man ] 1880s for 400. 594 00:39:39,729 --> 00:39:42,191 - [ Trebek ] According to the 1880 census, - Who are you people ? 595 00:39:42,275 --> 00:39:45,029 it was the first state with a population exceeding five million. 596 00:39:46,364 --> 00:39:48,826 [ Boy ] Zack owes us big-time. 597 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:55,795 You sure this is a margarita ? 598 00:39:55,837 --> 00:39:58,841 Yeah. 599 00:39:58,925 --> 00:40:00,844 Gentlemen, 600 00:40:00,928 --> 00:40:05,017 may l present the new, not improved, 601 00:40:05,017 --> 00:40:07,688 but different... Laney Boggs ? 602 00:40:18,287 --> 00:40:20,248 Laney ! 603 00:40:31,557 --> 00:40:35,521 Laney Boggs, get your cute butt down here ! 604 00:41:08,279 --> 00:41:10,783 - You ready ? - Yeah. 605 00:41:23,134 --> 00:41:25,137 Drive safely. 606 00:41:28,559 --> 00:41:32,148 - §§ [ Rock ] - [ People Chattering ] 607 00:41:32,231 --> 00:41:35,319 Hey, hey, hey, welcome, my friends... 608 00:41:35,445 --> 00:41:38,324 to the party that never ends. 609 00:41:38,449 --> 00:41:41,996 Yeah. At least until my folks get back from Vegas. 610 00:41:42,038 --> 00:41:46,294 - Who are all these people ? - [ Preston ] l have no idea. 611 00:41:46,378 --> 00:41:48,339 - [ Glass Shatters ] - l'm gonna check on you in a second. 612 00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:51,302 Have a good time, all right ? Damn. 613 00:41:56,476 --> 00:41:59,981 Laney. Oh, my God, you look great. 614 00:42:00,023 --> 00:42:03,278 Zack, do you mind if l borrow her for just a second ? 615 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,949 There are these amazing-looking twins over there. 616 00:42:06,032 --> 00:42:08,327 l think they're Costa Rican or something. 617 00:42:08,369 --> 00:42:11,457 Uh, sure. 618 00:42:11,540 --> 00:42:13,668 Go ahead. 619 00:42:13,752 --> 00:42:17,049 Well, gracias, papi. 620 00:42:17,174 --> 00:42:20,011 Oh, my God, l'm so glad you came. 621 00:42:20,011 --> 00:42:23,266 Damn, look at the look you have. 622 00:42:23,433 --> 00:42:26,354 What's going on, man ? You guys come here together ? 623 00:42:26,438 --> 00:42:29,943 Well, l brought her here if that's what you mean. 624 00:42:30,026 --> 00:42:33,198 "l brought her here if that's what you mean." Come on, man, let's get real. 625 00:42:33,281 --> 00:42:36,995 You're with her 24-7. You know l may be wasted, but l'm not blind here. 626 00:42:37,037 --> 00:42:41,460 So what's going on ? Mixing a little business with pleasure or what ? 627 00:42:41,544 --> 00:42:47,052 l hate to break it to you, man, but, uh, it's just a bet. 628 00:42:47,052 --> 00:42:49,013 Yeah, right. 629 00:42:49,013 --> 00:42:51,183 Whoo-ooh ! 630 00:42:51,225 --> 00:42:53,186 Let's party ! 631 00:42:54,271 --> 00:42:57,234 Well, well, if it isn't Taylor Vaughan. 632 00:42:57,276 --> 00:42:59,237 What a surprise. 633 00:42:59,279 --> 00:43:01,323 Yeah, we almost didn't make it, 634 00:43:01,448 --> 00:43:06,331 but then l thought, why not put in one last sentimental... whatever. 635 00:43:06,456 --> 00:43:09,961 Honey ! l want a beer. 636 00:43:10,045 --> 00:43:14,885 - You've got a drink right there. - But l want a beer. 637 00:43:14,969 --> 00:43:17,765 Okay. 638 00:43:19,350 --> 00:43:21,270 Excuse me. 639 00:43:27,028 --> 00:43:28,990 Hello ? 640 00:43:29,031 --> 00:43:32,286 - Oh. Sorry. - Splatter girl ? 641 00:43:34,540 --> 00:43:36,501 Misty ? 642 00:43:37,878 --> 00:43:39,798 [ Groaning ] 643 00:43:41,383 --> 00:43:43,804 Are you okay ? 644 00:43:45,514 --> 00:43:48,185 l think l'm gonna vomit. 645 00:43:48,269 --> 00:43:50,522 l think you already did. 646 00:44:00,287 --> 00:44:02,290 Can l get you something ? 647 00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:04,793 [ Groaning ] 648 00:44:12,179 --> 00:44:14,057 Here. 649 00:44:16,144 --> 00:44:18,522 - [ Chuckles ] - Hey, Laney. 650 00:44:20,066 --> 00:44:24,281 - How does it feel ? - Excuse me ? 651 00:44:24,364 --> 00:44:26,660 You heard me. 652 00:44:26,785 --> 00:44:30,206 l said, how does it feel ? 653 00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:34,338 Rich girl like me... 654 00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:38,219 gets a scholarship to her first-choice art school, 655 00:44:38,302 --> 00:44:41,056 and here you are... 656 00:44:41,181 --> 00:44:43,643 cleaning up my puke. 657 00:44:56,997 --> 00:44:58,874 - Taylor. - Zack. 658 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,295 Hey, you know, Brock will be back in a minute. 659 00:45:01,336 --> 00:45:04,341 l can get you an introduction or maybe an autograph. 660 00:45:04,466 --> 00:45:08,305 No, that's okay. l saw him on a rerun last night. 661 00:45:08,347 --> 00:45:12,645 He ate his own toenail clippings for ten bucks. Very impressive. 662 00:45:12,729 --> 00:45:16,985 - Jump up my ass, Zack. - l've been there, done that. 663 00:45:17,027 --> 00:45:19,197 [ Brock ] Go, deejay ! Get funky, deejay ! 664 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,241 Can you guys back up a little ? 665 00:45:21,283 --> 00:45:26,165 - Speaking of ass-jumping, isn't that your boy now ? - You guys back up a little. 666 00:45:26,249 --> 00:45:28,544 Oh, God, not again. Brock ! 667 00:45:28,669 --> 00:45:31,089 - Go, deejay ! - Brock ! 668 00:45:31,215 --> 00:45:35,054 - Not right now, honey. They're playing my song. 669 00:46:29,051 --> 00:46:31,054 Come on, everyone ! 670 00:47:06,482 --> 00:47:11,573 - Come on, Rick. l'm tired. Let's go home. 671 00:47:11,657 --> 00:47:13,660 § That's the time l start romancin' § 672 00:47:13,743 --> 00:47:15,997 - [ Misty Screaming ] - § You say how can l love you § 673 00:47:28,098 --> 00:47:31,061 § Maybe then you'll start to groovin' §§ Come on, girl ! 674 00:47:31,061 --> 00:47:34,817 - What the hell are you doing here ? - l was invited. 675 00:47:34,858 --> 00:47:38,155 - Really ? lsn't your dad my pool man ? - l really wouldn't know. 676 00:47:39,449 --> 00:47:42,036 - Oopsy. - [ Record Scratches, Stops ] 677 00:47:42,161 --> 00:47:47,294 - Ah ! - You really should be more careful with silk. 678 00:47:52,176 --> 00:47:54,054 Thank you. 679 00:47:54,179 --> 00:47:56,850 - Excuse me ? - Thank you. 680 00:47:57,017 --> 00:48:02,567 For a minute there, l forgot why l avoided places like this and people like you. 681 00:48:02,692 --> 00:48:06,280 Avoided us ? Honey, look around you. 682 00:48:06,364 --> 00:48:09,327 To everyone here who matters, you're vapor. 683 00:48:09,452 --> 00:48:13,500 You're Spam, a waste of perfectly good yearbook space. 684 00:48:13,541 --> 00:48:16,713 Nothing's gonna change that. 685 00:48:17,756 --> 00:48:21,345 Oh. You're not gonna cry, are you ? 686 00:48:24,224 --> 00:48:26,728 [ People Murmuring ] 687 00:48:34,197 --> 00:48:36,284 [ Crying ] 688 00:48:36,367 --> 00:48:38,787 - Laney-- - Don't touch me ! 689 00:48:41,458 --> 00:48:44,296 - [ Crying ] - Laney. 690 00:48:46,841 --> 00:48:49,345 l promised myself... 691 00:48:49,470 --> 00:48:53,810 l would never, ever... ever-- 692 00:48:56,355 --> 00:48:58,317 Never what ? 693 00:49:04,827 --> 00:49:08,040 Never let them see me cry. 694 00:49:12,546 --> 00:49:14,466 God. 695 00:49:16,511 --> 00:49:21,017 - lt's okay. - No, it's not okay. 696 00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:24,064 l never should've come here. 697 00:49:28,863 --> 00:49:30,991 Laney-- 698 00:49:34,037 --> 00:49:38,711 - Laney, we were having fun today. - [ Chuckles ] 699 00:49:38,794 --> 00:49:42,591 You-- You were having fun. 700 00:49:44,678 --> 00:49:48,600 Sometimes when you open up to people, 701 00:49:50,562 --> 00:49:54,109 you let the bad in with the good, that's all. 702 00:50:02,246 --> 00:50:04,666 l wanna go home. 703 00:50:06,377 --> 00:50:08,338 Okay. 704 00:50:31,456 --> 00:50:34,461 §§ [ Rock ] 705 00:50:34,544 --> 00:50:38,008 [ Students Chattering ] 706 00:50:41,763 --> 00:50:43,558 So the party was that bad ? 707 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,062 Can we please talk about something else ? 708 00:50:46,187 --> 00:50:49,859 You didn't have a little fun ? Not even an M&M's worth of fun ? 709 00:50:49,984 --> 00:50:52,404 You go, girl. 710 00:50:52,488 --> 00:50:56,118 - Maybe one of those brown M&Ms. - Awesome. 711 00:50:56,244 --> 00:51:00,959 - Jesse, is it me or is there something very-- - You rock. 712 00:51:01,042 --> 00:51:04,297 Since when do you rock ? 713 00:51:04,339 --> 00:51:08,053 [ Deejay ] Well, well, earthquakes, straight up and listen up. 714 00:51:08,053 --> 00:51:12,852 Ballots are out. Looks like Terminal Taylor's got herself a little dark horse competition... 715 00:51:12,977 --> 00:51:15,731 in the form of the falafel fairy herself. 716 00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:20,405 To be honest, l think the question on every Harrison student's mind has got to be-- 717 00:51:20,530 --> 00:51:23,576 Who the hell would nominate me ? 718 00:51:23,701 --> 00:51:26,581 - Laney, just heard. Congrats. - Thanks. 719 00:51:26,706 --> 00:51:28,792 You totally deserve it. 720 00:51:28,876 --> 00:51:31,797 [ Pager Beeping ] 721 00:51:31,839 --> 00:51:33,800 Me. 722 00:51:35,970 --> 00:51:38,265 - Uh-oh. - Taylor ? 723 00:51:38,307 --> 00:51:40,894 - 9-1-1. - Oh, God, big deal. 724 00:51:40,977 --> 00:51:44,608 - She's our friend. - And things change. 725 00:51:48,322 --> 00:51:50,575 [ Sobbing ] He... 726 00:51:50,617 --> 00:51:55,082 broke... up... with me ! 727 00:51:55,123 --> 00:51:57,794 You're kidding. 728 00:51:57,836 --> 00:52:00,882 Oh, Brock Hudson ! l mean, what kind of a name is that anyway ? 729 00:52:01,007 --> 00:52:05,597 And that dancing. Oh, my God, the dancing. 730 00:52:05,764 --> 00:52:07,809 - [ Sobbing ] - What happened ? 731 00:52:07,809 --> 00:52:12,566 l don't know. l don't know. 732 00:52:12,608 --> 00:52:14,569 Hey, Taylor, it's been fun. 733 00:52:14,611 --> 00:52:19,076 But did you honestly think l'd leave for All-Star Road Rules still dating you ? 734 00:52:19,118 --> 00:52:21,580 Oh, you did ? 735 00:52:21,622 --> 00:52:23,833 That's sweet. 736 00:52:23,833 --> 00:52:26,546 - You wanna know what l think ? - Why not ? 737 00:52:26,587 --> 00:52:29,341 You're better off without him. 738 00:52:31,678 --> 00:52:34,474 You know, you guys are the best. 739 00:52:34,558 --> 00:52:36,561 [ Sobbing ] 740 00:52:36,602 --> 00:52:39,815 [ Blowing Nose ] 741 00:52:39,857 --> 00:52:43,821 - [ Boy ] All right, all right. - See you guys. 742 00:52:45,324 --> 00:52:48,120 Did l miss something ? 743 00:52:48,203 --> 00:52:51,333 - §§ [ Rock ] - All right, let's see what you got ! 744 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,670 Come on ! Let's go, Zack ! 745 00:52:53,753 --> 00:52:56,674 Get 'em, Zack ! Let's go ! Let's go ! 746 00:53:16,996 --> 00:53:20,501 That was so great ! That was awesome ! 747 00:53:20,585 --> 00:53:25,342 - What was up out there today, Zack ? - Didn't have it, man. 748 00:53:25,384 --> 00:53:31,059 - Maybe. Or could it possibly be a symptom of withdrawal ? - Excuse me ? 749 00:53:31,101 --> 00:53:35,524 Well, correct me if l'm wrong, but it has been a little while since you've gotten any, right ? 750 00:53:35,566 --> 00:53:39,196 And you know something like that can really screw up a guy's concentration. 751 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,700 Or maybe now you're thinking, you know, now that Taylor's free-- 752 00:53:41,783 --> 00:53:44,245 Whatever, Dean. 753 00:53:44,329 --> 00:53:47,375 l don't know. Maybe it's the Boggster's ass you wanna tap. 754 00:53:47,417 --> 00:53:49,921 lt's not about that. 755 00:53:50,046 --> 00:53:52,049 Oh, hey, man, l'm not baggin'. 756 00:53:52,049 --> 00:53:54,719 l mean, if you're not gonna partake, do you mind if l do ? 757 00:53:54,803 --> 00:53:58,183 - She might be a great little jam. - l swear to God... 758 00:53:58,266 --> 00:54:00,728 - l'll take you out if you fucking touch her ! - Calm down, man. 759 00:54:00,812 --> 00:54:02,690 Screw you, Zack ! 760 00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:05,193 You know, for four years, l've watched you fool people... 761 00:54:05,277 --> 00:54:07,989 into thinking you're some sort of god in this place. 762 00:54:08,073 --> 00:54:12,538 Well, guess what. This is one contest you're gonna lose. 763 00:54:12,580 --> 00:54:15,542 You're going down, asshole. 764 00:54:20,466 --> 00:54:22,386 l want you to take yours, put it on the wall right here. 765 00:54:22,469 --> 00:54:27,268 Hygiene squad, put yours over here. Gay students, put yours on the senior patio. 766 00:54:27,310 --> 00:54:30,398 Prisoner's Club, all right. Put it around the other side of this building. 767 00:54:30,481 --> 00:54:32,985 Have a latte, vote for Taylor. 768 00:54:33,069 --> 00:54:34,988 Sure. l'll have one. 769 00:54:35,072 --> 00:54:36,991 Have a latte, vote for Taylor. 770 00:54:38,994 --> 00:54:40,872 [ Door Opens ] 771 00:54:45,128 --> 00:54:47,757 No one's allowed down here. 772 00:54:58,565 --> 00:55:00,777 This is amazing. 773 00:55:16,509 --> 00:55:19,096 ls that your mom ? 774 00:55:19,221 --> 00:55:21,224 Yeah. 775 00:55:21,308 --> 00:55:24,980 She was an artist too. Photography. 776 00:55:25,021 --> 00:55:27,525 She's beautiful. 777 00:55:29,069 --> 00:55:32,366 Yeah, well, not everything's hereditary. 778 00:55:40,211 --> 00:55:42,589 How did she die ? 779 00:55:44,133 --> 00:55:46,095 Cancer. 780 00:55:47,096 --> 00:55:49,057 Leukemia. 781 00:55:52,479 --> 00:55:55,692 You wanna know the weird part about it ? 782 00:55:55,776 --> 00:55:59,323 l don't remember crying at all. 783 00:55:59,365 --> 00:56:02,703 l remember the funeral. 784 00:56:02,786 --> 00:56:05,874 And l remember afterwards everyone went to my grandma's house, 785 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:10,715 and l sat on this big green chair with Simon in my lap. 786 00:56:10,757 --> 00:56:14,012 And l remember knowing... 787 00:56:14,095 --> 00:56:17,809 that things were never going to be the same. 788 00:56:21,898 --> 00:56:24,319 Laney, you can't keep doing this. 789 00:56:26,322 --> 00:56:28,283 Doing what ? 790 00:56:29,326 --> 00:56:31,746 Shutting everybody out. 791 00:56:31,788 --> 00:56:34,584 Sitting here with 19 locks on your door. 792 00:56:34,584 --> 00:56:37,130 So l shut people out. 793 00:56:37,255 --> 00:56:41,344 At least l make decisions, which is more than l can say for you. 794 00:56:41,386 --> 00:56:43,639 - Look, l make decisions. - Oh, yeah ? 795 00:56:43,764 --> 00:56:46,101 Where are you going to college, Zack ? 796 00:56:46,227 --> 00:56:50,191 l was by the counselor's office yesterday. l believe next to your name it said "undecided." 797 00:56:50,274 --> 00:56:52,319 Look, there's stuff you don't understand. 798 00:56:52,402 --> 00:56:55,323 - You don't live with my dad. - Explain it to me. 799 00:56:57,827 --> 00:57:00,414 My dad went to Dartmouth. 800 00:57:00,498 --> 00:57:04,838 lt was the best four years of his life, so he says. 801 00:57:04,879 --> 00:57:07,801 So ever since l was born-- 802 00:57:13,392 --> 00:57:17,023 There's a picture of me in his office when l'm five. 803 00:57:17,064 --> 00:57:19,902 We're at the zoo or someplace. 804 00:57:19,985 --> 00:57:23,324 l'm sitting on his shoulders wearing a Dartmouth sweatshirt. 805 00:57:24,576 --> 00:57:27,497 - So ? - So it's emblematic. 806 00:57:27,538 --> 00:57:30,084 l get it from him every day. 807 00:57:30,209 --> 00:57:32,629 "Pick a college, Zack. Pick a future." 808 00:57:32,713 --> 00:57:37,136 But what he's really saying is, "Pick my college. Choose my future." 809 00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:39,598 Are you listening to yourself ? 810 00:57:39,598 --> 00:57:44,105 Do you realize how lucky you are ? You can go to Dartmouth. You can go to N.Y.U. 811 00:57:44,230 --> 00:57:46,692 You can go to Borneo and study squid fishing. 812 00:57:46,734 --> 00:57:50,364 The point is, you're 18, and that's old enough to start making your own choices. 813 00:57:50,490 --> 00:57:54,120 Okay, okay. Chill, Tony Robbins. 814 00:57:57,291 --> 00:57:59,503 What about you ? 815 00:57:59,545 --> 00:58:02,591 Shouldn't you be looking in the mirror when you say some of this stuff ? 816 00:58:02,633 --> 00:58:06,722 Trust me. l'm working on it. 817 00:58:08,099 --> 00:58:11,062 So, are you always this smart ? 818 00:58:11,062 --> 00:58:13,607 - Well, l have my moments. - [ Chuckling ] 819 00:58:17,614 --> 00:58:20,326 Why did you really come here, Zack ? 820 00:58:21,870 --> 00:58:23,831 l forget. 821 00:58:35,724 --> 00:58:39,855 You're not just trying to get my vote for prom king, are you ? 822 00:58:42,860 --> 00:58:44,821 Zack ? 823 00:58:47,408 --> 00:58:51,414 - This whole prom thing, l-- - Uh, l-- l gotta run. 824 00:58:51,539 --> 00:58:54,001 l kinda wanted to talk to you about it. 825 00:58:54,085 --> 00:58:55,879 Yeah, but l-- l have this sprinkler thing to do for my dad. 826 00:58:56,004 --> 00:58:59,843 - Now ? - Can l call you later ? 827 00:58:59,885 --> 00:59:03,390 - Sure. - All right, great. 828 00:59:03,557 --> 00:59:05,435 [ Door Opens ] 829 00:59:08,106 --> 00:59:09,733 What's she bitchin' about ? 830 00:59:09,775 --> 00:59:13,364 Weh, weh, weh. Huh ? What's her problem ? 831 00:59:13,489 --> 00:59:17,078 She doesn't like her million dollar makeover or her overnight popularity ? What is it ? 832 00:59:17,078 --> 00:59:19,373 No, that's not the point, man. l cared about her. 833 00:59:19,414 --> 00:59:23,713 l've got to hand it to you, Taylor. Zack did exactly what you said he would. 834 00:59:23,796 --> 00:59:28,845 Of course he did. l created him. Pay up. 835 00:59:28,929 --> 00:59:30,848 Oh, right. 836 00:59:30,932 --> 00:59:35,439 - Laney, Laney ! W-Wait, wait ! - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Relax, man. All right ? 837 00:59:35,564 --> 00:59:38,735 Besides, he did have his entertaining moments. 838 00:59:40,696 --> 00:59:43,367 Your eyes are really beautiful. 839 00:59:43,409 --> 00:59:47,916 - [ Girls Laugh ] - Hey, you know. Not to get, like, all mellow on ya, 840 00:59:47,999 --> 00:59:50,336 but your eyes really are beautiful. 841 00:59:56,804 --> 00:59:59,433 [ Kids Chattering, Laughing ] 842 01:00:01,352 --> 01:00:03,606 - Hey, guys. Vote for Taylor. - No way ! 843 01:00:03,731 --> 01:00:06,109 Okay. Don't vote for Taylor. Hi. You vote for Taylor. 844 01:00:09,531 --> 01:00:12,077 - § Between two girls Which one we gonna pick § - § Pick § 845 01:00:12,118 --> 01:00:14,789 - § l'd rather pick Laney 'cause Taylor be talkin' § - § Shh § 846 01:00:14,831 --> 01:00:17,209 § She thinks she's all of that We're everything in between § 847 01:00:17,293 --> 01:00:19,922 § But who's about to be prom queen, Laney § 848 01:00:20,047 --> 01:00:22,134 - § Well, Taylor used to be the thing but now she's not § - § Not § 849 01:00:22,259 --> 01:00:24,596 - § Laney's goin' for prom queen and Taylor's hot § - § Hot § 850 01:00:24,637 --> 01:00:27,350 § But we don't give a damn about Taylor Vaughan § 851 01:00:27,517 --> 01:00:29,436 § 'Cause Taylor's fadin' out and Laney's on § 852 01:00:29,561 --> 01:00:32,399 § lf l could get with Laney Yo, it'd be real cool § 853 01:00:32,524 --> 01:00:34,861 § With the queen by my side we'd run the whole damn school § 854 01:00:34,903 --> 01:00:37,323 § But, yo, keepin' on the break and l'm gonna keep this cool § 855 01:00:37,323 --> 01:00:40,578 - § Cool § - § Taylor ditched Zack for a car and a fool § 856 01:00:40,703 --> 01:00:42,789 § All for the high school jock named Brock § 857 01:00:42,831 --> 01:00:45,919 § Well, my man Click on the beat box § 858 01:00:46,044 --> 01:00:48,840 - §§ [ lmitates Drum Riff ] - § Laney § 859 01:00:48,882 --> 01:00:51,010 - § Yeah, yeah § - § She's all that §§ 860 01:00:51,094 --> 01:00:55,308 - [ Kids Applauding ] - [ Girl ] All right ! 861 01:00:55,350 --> 01:00:57,603 So what shouldn't l eat ? 862 01:00:57,729 --> 01:00:59,606 Eat whatever you want. 863 01:01:01,818 --> 01:01:05,991 Okay. For your information, l was about to eat a Snack Time chip. 864 01:01:06,074 --> 01:01:09,079 Snack Time owns Captain Peg-Leg Tuna... 865 01:01:09,246 --> 01:01:12,250 which isn't-- all together now-- dolphin friendly. 866 01:01:12,334 --> 01:01:15,297 - Screw the dolphins. - A guy tried that last year. 867 01:01:15,338 --> 01:01:17,300 He's banned from Sea World for life. 868 01:01:20,763 --> 01:01:22,641 What's wrong with you ? 869 01:01:23,851 --> 01:01:25,812 Jesse, am l kissable ? 870 01:01:25,854 --> 01:01:27,732 Okay, about these chips. 871 01:01:30,319 --> 01:01:33,908 l don't know, Laney. You're... you. 872 01:01:35,911 --> 01:01:40,000 But maybe if l didn't know you my whole life, 873 01:01:40,084 --> 01:01:42,337 - and l just met-- - Fresh ground pepper ? 874 01:01:51,017 --> 01:01:53,854 - Fresh ground pepper ? - He must be crazy. 875 01:01:53,896 --> 01:01:55,899 Who, Simon ? 876 01:01:56,024 --> 01:01:57,652 Zack. 877 01:01:57,777 --> 01:02:00,155 [ Simon ] Fresh ground pepper, anyone ? 878 01:02:02,158 --> 01:02:04,078 Fresh ground pepper ? 879 01:02:05,413 --> 01:02:07,333 What, too cold ? 880 01:02:11,391 --> 01:02:13,394 Whoa ! 881 01:02:13,394 --> 01:02:15,898 lf it isn't the little rain, rain, rain man himself. 882 01:02:15,898 --> 01:02:17,901 What's up, Semen ? Huh ? 883 01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:20,822 State your purpose or die. 884 01:02:20,905 --> 01:02:22,825 - l've got work to do. - Sure you do. 885 01:02:22,908 --> 01:02:25,662 But l wanna show you something first. 886 01:02:25,746 --> 01:02:27,916 You're gonna love this one. 887 01:02:29,668 --> 01:02:33,382 Checkin' this out. Calm down. lt's all right. 888 01:02:33,382 --> 01:02:35,928 [ Laughs ] Come on. You don't like that ? 889 01:02:36,053 --> 01:02:39,141 Ooh. Ooh ! Look, look, look, look. 890 01:02:39,224 --> 01:02:42,354 Oh, look at her. Ooh. What about that one ? 891 01:02:42,396 --> 01:02:45,442 lsn't that your mommy ? 892 01:02:45,567 --> 01:02:47,570 - My mom's dead. - Let him go. 893 01:02:50,324 --> 01:02:52,911 Let me tell you guys what you're gonna do. 894 01:02:52,953 --> 01:02:56,458 You're gonna get up... 895 01:02:56,583 --> 01:02:58,461 and get over there, 896 01:03:02,384 --> 01:03:05,388 take your magazine... 897 01:03:05,430 --> 01:03:09,394 - [ Girl Laughs ] - and apologize to my friend Simon here. 898 01:03:12,858 --> 01:03:15,153 Sorry. 899 01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:16,906 Sorry. 900 01:03:17,031 --> 01:03:19,827 You, pube boy, 901 01:03:20,912 --> 01:03:22,873 grab the pizza. 902 01:03:30,509 --> 01:03:32,095 Well ? 903 01:03:33,222 --> 01:03:36,602 - What ? - [ Chuckles ] 904 01:03:36,644 --> 01:03:39,398 What do you think ? Hoover it. 905 01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:43,320 [ Onlookers Groan ] 906 01:03:46,450 --> 01:03:48,662 [ Scattered Groans ] 907 01:03:48,662 --> 01:03:50,456 Now ! 908 01:03:53,168 --> 01:03:55,171 [ Onlooker ] Dove right in. 909 01:03:55,171 --> 01:03:57,133 [ Kids Groaning ] Yuck ! 910 01:03:58,885 --> 01:04:00,847 [ Guy ] He's chewin' it and everything. 911 01:04:00,888 --> 01:04:04,894 That's it. Chew, chew, chew. 912 01:04:04,936 --> 01:04:06,647 [ Gags, Laughs ] 913 01:04:08,525 --> 01:04:11,362 Hold on. Don't finish that. 914 01:04:11,404 --> 01:04:15,160 [ Sighs ] Munge here wants a piece of the action too. 915 01:04:15,243 --> 01:04:17,413 No way, man. Those are his pubes. 916 01:04:17,538 --> 01:04:19,875 Well, l guess you should've thought about that... 917 01:04:19,917 --> 01:04:22,921 before you picked on my friend Simon, huh ? 918 01:04:27,929 --> 01:04:29,890 Thanks. 919 01:04:32,394 --> 01:04:34,230 Hoover it. 920 01:04:39,112 --> 01:04:41,032 [ Onlookers Groan ] 921 01:04:41,115 --> 01:04:43,744 Think this is bad ? 922 01:04:43,869 --> 01:04:46,206 Try messing with him again. 923 01:04:48,042 --> 01:04:50,045 Everything copacetic ? 924 01:04:50,129 --> 01:04:52,758 Yeah. l'll take it from here. 925 01:04:55,136 --> 01:04:58,683 Anybody wanna try messin' with me again ? Either of you ? Both of you ? 926 01:04:58,808 --> 01:05:01,145 You hear what he said ? You were listening. 927 01:05:21,217 --> 01:05:24,305 Hey, Laney ! 928 01:05:25,932 --> 01:05:28,895 Listen, uh, l stopped by. 929 01:05:28,937 --> 01:05:31,691 Well, look, l was-- l was hoping maybe we could talk. 930 01:05:34,403 --> 01:05:36,740 l know l don't come off as the nicest guy in the world, 931 01:05:36,865 --> 01:05:39,620 but l was hopin' maybe you could just forget about that for a second. 932 01:05:39,661 --> 01:05:41,748 Because, uh, l was thinkin'-- 933 01:05:41,831 --> 01:05:44,335 actually l was hopin'-- 934 01:05:44,418 --> 01:05:46,338 that... 935 01:05:46,421 --> 01:05:48,341 maybe we can go out sometime. 936 01:05:48,424 --> 01:05:50,386 [ Groans ] 937 01:05:50,427 --> 01:05:52,681 And not just "out" out. 938 01:05:52,806 --> 01:05:55,685 A specific out. Like the prom, maybe ? 939 01:05:55,811 --> 01:05:58,398 [ Sarcastically ] Yeah, right. 940 01:05:58,523 --> 01:06:01,235 - So that's a no ? - That's a hell no. 941 01:06:03,906 --> 01:06:07,453 Well, that's fair. l mean, why should you say yes ? Right ? 942 01:06:08,663 --> 01:06:13,253 l just hope this isn't about Zack, because-- 943 01:06:13,379 --> 01:06:15,256 Why ? 944 01:06:17,176 --> 01:06:20,431 Well... he doesn't care about you like that. 945 01:06:22,517 --> 01:06:25,146 He told everybody he still has this thing for Taylor. 946 01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:29,903 But l don't know. l mean, maybe l got it all wrong. 947 01:06:29,945 --> 01:06:31,906 Has the guy asked you to the prom ? 948 01:06:35,161 --> 01:06:38,458 Well, just-- just head's up, okay ? 949 01:06:38,583 --> 01:06:41,170 l mean, there's no sense in gettin' hurt for no reason. 950 01:06:45,635 --> 01:06:49,099 Oh, yeah, and, Laney ? Think about the prom some more. 951 01:06:49,140 --> 01:06:52,854 'Cause, uh, we'd have an okay time, l think. 952 01:06:52,896 --> 01:06:54,899 l'll see ya. 953 01:07:12,717 --> 01:07:15,472 - Dad. - You wanna explain this to me ? 954 01:07:15,597 --> 01:07:17,934 - Aw, could we talk about this-- - Have you got any idea... 955 01:07:17,975 --> 01:07:20,062 how much you are jeopardizing your future ? 956 01:07:20,145 --> 01:07:24,026 - Half of these acceptance deadlines have lapsed ! - lt's not that easy, Dad. 957 01:07:24,110 --> 01:07:26,905 l'm not like you. l just can't pick a letter out of a stack. 958 01:07:27,031 --> 01:07:30,536 Of course you can. That's what being an adult is all about. Making choices. 959 01:07:30,619 --> 01:07:32,330 - Really. - Yeah. 960 01:07:32,414 --> 01:07:34,333 What about your choices, Dad ? 961 01:07:34,417 --> 01:07:36,545 - This is not about me. - Aw, come on. 962 01:07:36,628 --> 01:07:38,756 Look, you're never home. You're pissed off half the time ! 963 01:07:38,882 --> 01:07:40,467 That's enough ! 964 01:07:42,888 --> 01:07:46,685 l'm sorry. But you can't fix your mistakes through me. 965 01:07:49,147 --> 01:07:52,402 ls that what you think l'm doing ? 966 01:07:52,402 --> 01:07:55,740 Well, l'm sorry, but that was never my intention. 967 01:07:57,576 --> 01:08:00,372 And blaming me isn't going to change the fact... 968 01:08:00,414 --> 01:08:02,626 that the future is going to happen, 969 01:08:02,667 --> 01:08:05,421 whether you are ready for it or not. 970 01:08:19,150 --> 01:08:21,905 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome to the homestretch, earthquakes. 971 01:08:22,030 --> 01:08:24,074 A special shout out to all my seniors. 972 01:08:24,158 --> 01:08:27,454 Just two weeks left till the time-honored combination of crepe paper, 973 01:08:27,580 --> 01:08:30,334 [ Chuckles ] cleavage and crystal. 974 01:08:30,417 --> 01:08:32,337 Prom. You know what l'm talkin' about. 975 01:08:32,420 --> 01:08:35,216 And, speaking of the big night, word has it the recent support... 976 01:08:35,341 --> 01:08:38,847 of Simon's big sister has left the prom queen race... 977 01:08:38,930 --> 01:08:41,434 tighter than those little dresses Taylor's been wearing around campus. 978 01:08:41,559 --> 01:08:45,398 [ Laughs ] So vote early, vote often. 979 01:08:45,398 --> 01:08:47,568 Here's a little, uh, campaign music for you. 980 01:08:53,869 --> 01:08:55,956 Aw, come on, hon. ln the name of sportsmanship. 981 01:08:56,081 --> 01:08:59,377 Big smile. Great. 982 01:08:59,419 --> 01:09:03,592 [ Scoffs ] Oh, out of my way, fool. 983 01:09:03,675 --> 01:09:05,845 l think l touched her boob ! 984 01:09:07,765 --> 01:09:10,185 Top of the stairs, please. 985 01:09:10,269 --> 01:09:12,272 - Zack ? - What do you want, Taylor ? 986 01:09:12,397 --> 01:09:15,318 Well, l was trying on this little Richard Tyler dress the other day, 987 01:09:15,401 --> 01:09:18,364 and l remembered that we haven't finalized our plans. 988 01:09:18,406 --> 01:09:20,910 - What plans ? - For the prom, silly. 989 01:09:21,035 --> 01:09:24,165 l mean, we said we'd always go together, right ? Even if we were just friends ? 990 01:09:24,165 --> 01:09:27,044 What happened to Lord of the Dance ? 991 01:09:27,169 --> 01:09:30,424 That is so over. l mean, God, don't even get me started. 992 01:09:32,427 --> 01:09:34,680 Actually, Taylor, l had other plans in mind. 993 01:09:34,722 --> 01:09:39,479 Oh ? You're not talking about Laney Boggs, are you ? 994 01:09:39,604 --> 01:09:41,899 What if l am ? 995 01:09:41,941 --> 01:09:46,698 Well, if l'm not mistaken, Zack, she's already taken. 996 01:09:48,618 --> 01:09:51,414 - [ Dean ] So what do you think ? - [ Laney ] Yeah, what do you think ? 997 01:09:51,539 --> 01:09:55,253 - l think it would be cool. - Well, this goes up here. 998 01:09:55,378 --> 01:09:58,424 - lt definitely lights-- - Dean ? What the hell are you trying to pull ? 999 01:09:58,466 --> 01:10:02,639 - Well, it's nice to see you, too, brother. - Did he ask you to the prom ? 1000 01:10:02,681 --> 01:10:04,433 - Yes, l did. - l-- 1001 01:10:04,558 --> 01:10:06,186 lt's bullshit ! 1002 01:10:06,186 --> 01:10:08,439 Wait, wait. Someone asking me is bullshit ? 1003 01:10:11,110 --> 01:10:12,946 l thought we were going together. 1004 01:10:13,071 --> 01:10:15,533 All right, Zack, enough's enough. This isn't cool anymore. l like this girl. 1005 01:10:15,617 --> 01:10:18,412 And you gotta stop this whole bet thing. 1006 01:10:22,377 --> 01:10:25,965 - Bet ? - Yeah. lt was so stupid, Laney. 1007 01:10:26,091 --> 01:10:28,887 Zack said he can make any girl prom queen, and you were the one picked. 1008 01:10:28,928 --> 01:10:32,934 So he thinks that if he takes you to the prom, it'll help you win. 1009 01:10:35,438 --> 01:10:37,441 People have feelings, man. 1010 01:10:43,700 --> 01:10:45,662 ls that true ? 1011 01:10:48,541 --> 01:10:53,256 Am l a bet ? Am l a bet ? Am l a fucking bet ? 1012 01:10:58,097 --> 01:10:59,975 Yes. 1013 01:11:04,273 --> 01:11:07,736 You didn't think you became popular for real, did you ? 1014 01:11:08,863 --> 01:11:11,826 Oh, you did. That's so sweet. 1015 01:11:21,716 --> 01:11:23,677 Pick me up at 8:00, lover. 1016 01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:34,944 - § You walked in just like smoke § - [ Phone Ringing ] 1017 01:11:35,069 --> 01:11:38,574 § With the little come on come on, come on § 1018 01:11:38,658 --> 01:11:41,621 - [ Ringing Continues ] - § ln your walk, come on § 1019 01:11:41,662 --> 01:11:44,166 § l been waitin' § 1020 01:11:44,166 --> 01:11:46,586 § Are you waitin' for my move § 1021 01:11:46,670 --> 01:11:48,589 § Well, l'm makin' it § 1022 01:11:48,673 --> 01:11:52,637 § Mmm, mmm § 1023 01:11:52,679 --> 01:11:54,974 - [ Ringing ] - § Mmm § 1024 01:11:57,686 --> 01:11:59,606 - §§ [ Humming ] - Laney, are you there ? 1025 01:11:59,689 --> 01:12:01,901 [ On Machine ] Laney, l know l made a mistake, 1026 01:12:01,943 --> 01:12:04,446 but l've been doin' some thinking, and if l could just get, like-- 1027 01:12:04,488 --> 01:12:07,534 Stop calling, asshole. 1028 01:12:07,618 --> 01:12:11,916 - § lf l can move it with you will you let me take you § - Wrong number. 1029 01:12:12,041 --> 01:12:16,256 § l'll be down on my knees screaming, take me § 1030 01:12:16,381 --> 01:12:20,345 § Take me, take me, take me § 1031 01:12:20,429 --> 01:12:23,183 § l'm yours § 1032 01:12:23,225 --> 01:12:30,235 § l never felt so good §§ 1033 01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:34,992 Fridge is kind of empty. l'm gonna go to the store later if you need anything. 1034 01:12:35,117 --> 01:12:36,954 Sounds good. 1035 01:12:40,417 --> 01:12:42,754 [ Sighs ] 1036 01:12:42,879 --> 01:12:45,425 Did you know that some people think being a pool man... 1037 01:12:45,466 --> 01:12:48,346 is not a very respectable way to earn a living ? 1038 01:12:48,429 --> 01:12:51,934 - People suck, Dad. - l don't get it, personally. 1039 01:12:51,976 --> 01:12:54,688 l own my own company and my own home, 1040 01:12:54,772 --> 01:12:57,192 put the food on the table. 1041 01:12:57,359 --> 01:12:59,696 Granted, you and Simon help out. 1042 01:13:00,948 --> 01:13:03,577 We're a team. 1043 01:13:03,660 --> 01:13:08,835 Right. Maybe this team thing is helping to create confusion... 1044 01:13:08,918 --> 01:13:11,923 as to who the real parent is around here. 1045 01:13:11,964 --> 01:13:14,552 What do you mean, Dad ? 1046 01:13:14,635 --> 01:13:18,850 Well, you know l appreciate everything you do, pumpkin-nose. 1047 01:13:18,933 --> 01:13:23,857 lt's just that sometimes l think you take on so much... 1048 01:13:23,941 --> 01:13:28,656 so you don't have to deal with the business of being a kid. 1049 01:13:30,993 --> 01:13:35,541 l can't imagine being 17 is easy, 1050 01:13:35,667 --> 01:13:39,589 especially with your mom not around. 1051 01:13:39,673 --> 01:13:44,555 l'm just afraid that if you keep putting off your life like this... 1052 01:13:46,099 --> 01:13:50,439 you're gonna wake up 85 years old, 1053 01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:53,944 sittin' on a porch somewhere lookin' for your teeth. 1054 01:13:55,154 --> 01:13:59,410 Thanks, Dad. That was, uh, graphic. 1055 01:13:59,452 --> 01:14:02,248 [ Sighs ] 1056 01:14:02,332 --> 01:14:05,253 Don't you have a-- a prom or something to go to tonight ? 1057 01:14:05,378 --> 01:14:08,466 - Ah, l'm not going. - Oh, you're not. 1058 01:14:08,591 --> 01:14:12,430 - What, do you got laundry to do ? - Worse. l don't have a date. 1059 01:14:12,472 --> 01:14:16,227 No date ? See, now, that's weird, because... 1060 01:14:16,353 --> 01:14:19,691 l'm pretty sure there's a handsome young man actually upstairs... 1061 01:14:19,733 --> 01:14:22,946 at the front door waiting for you now. 1062 01:14:28,412 --> 01:14:32,335 Have fun, Laney. And... 1063 01:14:32,418 --> 01:14:36,132 for you, not for someone else. 1064 01:14:50,946 --> 01:14:52,907 Hi, Laney. 1065 01:14:57,205 --> 01:15:01,337 Like, uh, you don't trust me, 1066 01:15:01,420 --> 01:15:04,049 and l respect that. 1067 01:15:04,132 --> 01:15:07,972 But just look at it this way, l didn't ask anyone else... 1068 01:15:08,097 --> 01:15:10,726 on the chance that l'd come here tonight and you'd say yes. 1069 01:15:12,103 --> 01:15:14,690 l mean, that's gotta count for something. Right ? 1070 01:15:20,782 --> 01:15:22,744 You don't even have to change if you don't want to. 1071 01:15:22,785 --> 01:15:25,081 [ Both Laugh ] 1072 01:15:28,127 --> 01:15:31,173 - Are you ready, Miss Siler ? - Yes, l am, Mr. Siler. 1073 01:15:31,215 --> 01:15:33,677 § With the little come on § 1074 01:15:33,718 --> 01:15:35,680 - § Come on, come on § - l really screwed this one up, huh ? 1075 01:15:35,722 --> 01:15:38,935 - § ln your walk § - Don't worry. She'll be there. 1076 01:15:38,935 --> 01:15:42,941 § l've been waitin' Are you waitin' § 1077 01:15:42,982 --> 01:15:47,698 § For my move Well, l'm makin' it §§ 1078 01:15:47,781 --> 01:15:50,702 §§ [ Loud Rock, lndistinct ] 1079 01:15:58,881 --> 01:16:01,260 [ Chattering, Laughing ] 1080 01:16:01,385 --> 01:16:04,974 - Will you leave it alone ? - No, l won't leave it alone. Did you know about this ? 1081 01:16:05,099 --> 01:16:06,977 Well, you're the one who nominated her. 1082 01:16:07,102 --> 01:16:10,774 For crying out loud, smile ! 1083 01:16:10,899 --> 01:16:15,448 - Next. - Okay, l know l nominated her, but l don't understand-- 1084 01:16:15,573 --> 01:16:20,497 All right. Big, gaping smiles, both of you. And... 1085 01:16:20,622 --> 01:16:22,959 - l'll take that. - [ Groans ] 1086 01:16:23,001 --> 01:16:25,171 Ah, there's a memory. Next. 1087 01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:29,844 - Make like you're happy. Beautiful. - Derek ! 1088 01:16:29,928 --> 01:16:32,891 §§ [ Rock Continues ] 1089 01:16:45,493 --> 01:16:47,704 Why don't you find her and cut in ? 1090 01:16:49,207 --> 01:16:51,669 § The funk's your brother Check it out now § 1091 01:16:51,710 --> 01:16:55,090 § The funk's your brother Let it out now § 1092 01:16:55,174 --> 01:16:59,472 § The funk's your brother Let it out now, let it out now § 1093 01:16:59,597 --> 01:17:01,475 [ Deejay ] Yeah, yeah, yeah, earthquakes ! 1094 01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:04,688 Right about now we're gonna do that dance l taught you. 1095 01:17:04,688 --> 01:17:09,487 - And l know you've been practicin'. - l forgive you. Let's dance. 1096 01:17:09,612 --> 01:17:12,408 All right. Show me now ! 1097 01:17:12,450 --> 01:17:16,456 §§ [ Continues ] 1098 01:17:16,498 --> 01:17:18,459 Right about now. 1099 01:17:18,501 --> 01:17:20,462 [ Whoops ] 1100 01:17:23,425 --> 01:17:26,179 All right, dance club, let me see what you got ! 1101 01:17:37,446 --> 01:17:39,908 Okay, everybody, split like the Red Sea. 1102 01:17:39,949 --> 01:17:42,954 We're goin' down the lines. Come on ! 1103 01:17:43,079 --> 01:17:48,671 Come on. Down the lines. Come on. Come on. 1104 01:17:48,713 --> 01:17:51,634 Shake it ! Shake it ! Shake it ! 1105 01:17:58,978 --> 01:18:01,690 - Whoo ! - Whoo ! - Whoo ! 1106 01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:16,671 - Punch it ! - § lt's right about now § 1107 01:18:16,713 --> 01:18:19,300 § The funk's your brother Check it out now § 1108 01:18:19,425 --> 01:18:21,136 - § The funk's your brother § - Ohh ! 1109 01:18:21,220 --> 01:18:23,097 All right, fellas. Take it ! 1110 01:18:23,181 --> 01:18:25,601 § The funk's your brother Check it out now § 1111 01:18:25,685 --> 01:18:28,689 § The funk's your brother Let it drop now § 1112 01:18:28,731 --> 01:18:31,902 § The funk's your brother Check it out now § 1113 01:18:31,944 --> 01:18:34,949 - § The funk's your brother § - [ Deejay ] All right, ladies. Shake it ! 1114 01:18:46,090 --> 01:18:49,220 § Right about now the funk's your brother § 1115 01:18:49,262 --> 01:18:52,600 § Check it out now The funk's your brother § 1116 01:18:52,642 --> 01:18:54,728 All right. Everybody in the center. 1117 01:18:54,853 --> 01:18:56,898 - § The funk's your brother Check it out now § - Get it, get it ! Come on ! 1118 01:18:56,940 --> 01:19:00,904 - § The funk's your brother § - [ Deejay ] Yeah ! 1119 01:19:00,946 --> 01:19:04,952 § Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Check it, shake it Check it, shake it § 1120 01:19:04,952 --> 01:19:08,123 § Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Check it, shake it Check it, shake it § 1121 01:19:08,207 --> 01:19:10,210 - Yes ! - § Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah § 1122 01:19:10,293 --> 01:19:12,463 - § Check it, shake it Check it, shake it § - § Right about now § 1123 01:19:12,463 --> 01:19:14,466 - [ Deejay ] Right about now ! - § Funk's your brother § 1124 01:19:14,508 --> 01:19:18,180 - §§ [ Continues, lndistinct ] - Put your hands together. Come on. Give it up. 1125 01:19:18,222 --> 01:19:21,351 Whoo ! Come on, give it. 1126 01:19:21,435 --> 01:19:24,481 - §§ [ Ends ] - ls that all you got ? Come on. Give it up ! 1127 01:19:24,606 --> 01:19:27,486 [ Dancers Applauding ] 1128 01:19:33,662 --> 01:19:37,000 §§ [ Soft, lndistinct ] 1129 01:19:42,967 --> 01:19:46,514 - Good song. - [ Together ] lt's my favorite. 1130 01:19:48,684 --> 01:19:52,148 l'm Jesse Jackson. l'm not a good dancer. 1131 01:19:52,189 --> 01:19:56,446 l'm Mack. l go to school with 500 chicks. 1132 01:19:56,654 --> 01:19:58,741 l'll be back in one minute. 1133 01:20:11,969 --> 01:20:16,643 Laney ! l wanted you to know. Your final project, 1134 01:20:16,726 --> 01:20:20,273 that picture of your mother-- extremely moving. 1135 01:20:20,398 --> 01:20:25,072 May be the best piece that l have seen all year from anyone. 1136 01:20:25,155 --> 01:20:28,786 At least that's what l told all of your art schools when l faxed them last Monday. 1137 01:20:28,911 --> 01:20:32,792 - You're kidding. - l have spent four years trying to open you up, Laney Boggs. 1138 01:20:32,959 --> 01:20:36,965 Whatever's responsible for this change, don't let it go. 1139 01:20:57,454 --> 01:20:59,582 All right, boys. Check it out. 1140 01:20:59,624 --> 01:21:04,297 Room number 4-0-9 is about to become a historical landmark. 1141 01:21:04,423 --> 01:21:06,885 [ Chuckles ] Why, are you getting murdered there later ? 1142 01:21:06,968 --> 01:21:09,221 No, man. l'm this close to closing the deal. 1143 01:21:09,263 --> 01:21:11,391 She's eating up every word l say. 1144 01:21:11,475 --> 01:21:13,478 l don't know, Dean. l feel a bet coming on, 1145 01:21:13,478 --> 01:21:16,190 but l'm gonna have to resist. 1146 01:21:16,232 --> 01:21:18,694 Laney Boggs is not gonna give you any. 1147 01:21:22,909 --> 01:21:28,751 - Hey, man. Tonight is the night. - Hmm. Yeah, right. 1148 01:21:28,792 --> 01:21:31,129 l shelled out 300 bucks for this room ! 1149 01:21:34,217 --> 01:21:36,471 Tonight is definitely my night. 1150 01:22:01,508 --> 01:22:04,262 - [ Panting ] - What ? 1151 01:22:04,387 --> 01:22:06,766 - [ Trying To Speak ] - Yeah, what ? 1152 01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:21,079 §§ [ Dance Music Ends ] 1153 01:22:21,163 --> 01:22:23,917 - [ Microphone Howls ] - [ Clearing Throat ] People ? 1154 01:22:23,958 --> 01:22:27,088 Attention, Harrison students. People. 1155 01:22:27,172 --> 01:22:29,425 We're gonna start, people. 1156 01:22:29,467 --> 01:22:35,225 l'll begin the presentation with, uh, the announcement of your 1999 prom king. 1157 01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:41,193 Well, it's no surprise here. Zack Siler ! 1158 01:22:41,234 --> 01:22:43,154 [ All Cheering ] 1159 01:22:59,887 --> 01:23:03,476 And now for your 1999 prom queen. [ Clears Throat ] 1160 01:23:04,728 --> 01:23:07,440 ln the closest vote in the school's history-- 1161 01:23:08,943 --> 01:23:12,364 fifty-four percent to forty-six percent. 1162 01:23:12,448 --> 01:23:15,452 Your 1999 prom queen is... 1163 01:23:15,494 --> 01:23:17,956 [ Mouthing Words ] 1164 01:23:18,081 --> 01:23:20,710 Taylor Vaughan ! 1165 01:23:20,877 --> 01:23:23,715 [ Applause ] 1166 01:23:26,135 --> 01:23:28,013 Zack ! 1167 01:23:35,774 --> 01:23:38,904 [ Cheers, Applause Continue ] 1168 01:23:40,448 --> 01:23:43,578 lt should have been you up there. 1169 01:23:43,661 --> 01:23:46,082 l think the right person won. 1170 01:23:50,755 --> 01:23:53,426 Zack ! 1171 01:23:53,468 --> 01:23:56,013 You wanna get outta here ? 1172 01:23:56,138 --> 01:23:58,892 Yeah. 1173 01:23:58,976 --> 01:24:01,730 - Excuse me. Pardon me. - [ Principal ] Zack, say a few words. 1174 01:24:01,772 --> 01:24:04,317 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Pardon me. 1175 01:24:04,401 --> 01:24:06,821 [ Girl ] l voted for you, Laney. 1176 01:24:09,450 --> 01:24:13,372 [ Zack ] You know, for a lot of us, this is as good as it gets. 1177 01:24:13,456 --> 01:24:17,212 We aced the test, made the big shot, 1178 01:24:19,382 --> 01:24:21,301 got a crown. 1179 01:24:24,514 --> 01:24:26,768 - But the truth is... - Excuse me, excuse me. 1180 01:24:26,893 --> 01:24:28,979 - we're just getting started. - [ Softly ] Zack ! 1181 01:24:29,021 --> 01:24:33,277 - We can be anything we wanna be. - Zack ! 1182 01:24:33,403 --> 01:24:36,991 -And l don't know about the rest of you, -Zack, over here ! 1183 01:24:36,991 --> 01:24:38,953 but l'm hopin' l never forget that. 1184 01:24:38,953 --> 01:24:41,957 [ Shouting Together ] Zack ! 1185 01:24:41,999 --> 01:24:44,962 - [ Whispering ] Zack ! - [ Taylor ] Hello. Can you hear me ? 1186 01:24:44,962 --> 01:24:47,215 - [ Panting ] l was-- - Tell him ! 1187 01:24:47,298 --> 01:24:52,181 Okay. First of all, l'd just like to thank all of you who voted for me. 1188 01:24:52,222 --> 01:24:55,978 Okay ? You did the right thing. 1189 01:24:56,020 --> 01:24:57,981 As for the rest of you, 1190 01:24:58,023 --> 01:24:59,984 - [ Microphone Turns Off ] - what were you thinking ? 1191 01:25:00,026 --> 01:25:03,197 [ Panting ] Dean-- Th-The key-- 1192 01:25:03,239 --> 01:25:05,242 - Say it. - A hotel-- 1193 01:25:05,242 --> 01:25:08,413 - He's taking Laney somewhere. - Room 4-0-9 ! 1194 01:25:08,455 --> 01:25:10,875 [ Taylor, Microphone Off ] This isn't funny anymore ! Who turned this thing off ? 1195 01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:21,725 Yeah, Beverly Hills Hotel ? 1196 01:25:21,808 --> 01:25:25,230 Yeah, do you have a Dean Sampson registered in room 4-0-9 ? 1197 01:25:26,649 --> 01:25:28,485 Do you have a room 4-0-9 ? 1198 01:25:31,323 --> 01:25:34,202 - Shit. - [ Dialing ] 1199 01:25:37,248 --> 01:25:39,210 Yeah. Sunset Marquee, please. 1200 01:25:41,922 --> 01:25:46,470 And that is the kidney-shaped pool. 1201 01:25:46,596 --> 01:25:48,473 - Hello ? - Mmm ? 1202 01:25:48,599 --> 01:25:50,810 lf you're gonna help me out this summer, you're gonna have to know this stuff. 1203 01:25:50,935 --> 01:25:52,980 Okay ? What shape is that ? 1204 01:25:53,022 --> 01:25:54,983 - Kidney ? - Thank you. 1205 01:25:55,025 --> 01:26:00,450 They come in a lot of different shapes and sizes. Here's-- 1206 01:26:00,491 --> 01:26:02,745 Hey, pumpkin-nose, how did it go ? 1207 01:26:04,205 --> 01:26:08,462 Fine. You were right. l did have fun. 1208 01:26:08,503 --> 01:26:10,882 Well, hey, uh, come here a second, will ya ? 1209 01:26:13,720 --> 01:26:18,143 l don't know, Dad. l'd really just rather go upstairs and-- 1210 01:26:25,696 --> 01:26:28,325 Okay. Well, l gotta get up pretty early. 1211 01:26:28,450 --> 01:26:32,331 We're getting up early to, uh, install a spa. 1212 01:26:32,456 --> 01:26:34,709 So, we'll head to bed now. 1213 01:26:34,793 --> 01:26:38,089 lf you two wanna talk, maybe you can go in the backyard, hmm ? [ Kiss ] 1214 01:26:38,173 --> 01:26:40,301 - Sure, Dad. - Good night. 1215 01:26:44,933 --> 01:26:50,441 Listen, Zack. Uh, sorry about that whole asshole thing. 1216 01:26:50,483 --> 01:26:52,987 lt's cool. 1217 01:27:00,206 --> 01:27:02,125 Are you all right ? 1218 01:27:05,506 --> 01:27:07,634 Jesse told me he heard Dean talking about how he wanted to-- 1219 01:27:07,717 --> 01:27:11,139 l just figured it out a little late is all. 1220 01:27:20,987 --> 01:27:24,117 You know, sexual harassment is still a big issue these days. 1221 01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:26,120 lt's on my walls downstairs. 1222 01:27:29,124 --> 01:27:31,461 That's why-- 1223 01:27:31,628 --> 01:27:34,215 why l carry this. 1224 01:27:34,257 --> 01:27:37,595 You push a little button, and it makes a noise like a foghorn. 1225 01:27:37,679 --> 01:27:40,892 You can hear it about half a mile away. 1226 01:27:40,975 --> 01:27:43,896 l put it up to his ear. 1227 01:27:43,980 --> 01:27:48,904 - l just hope it doesn't cause any permanent damage. - [ Chuckles ] 1228 01:27:58,293 --> 01:28:00,463 So how long have you been here anyway ? 1229 01:28:00,505 --> 01:28:02,466 A while. 1230 01:28:04,719 --> 01:28:07,932 - You missed your prom ? - Yeah. 1231 01:28:11,020 --> 01:28:15,444 [ Sighs ] You know, l made that bet before l knew you, Laney. 1232 01:28:16,696 --> 01:28:18,615 Before l really knew me. 1233 01:28:21,453 --> 01:28:25,041 What was it for anyway ? l mean, what did you end up losing ? 1234 01:28:27,170 --> 01:28:29,590 My best friend. 1235 01:28:32,428 --> 01:28:34,305 She taught me a lot. 1236 01:28:34,431 --> 01:28:36,893 Before her, 1237 01:28:36,976 --> 01:28:39,939 l thought we had to have all the answers right now. 1238 01:28:41,483 --> 01:28:43,444 And now ? 1239 01:28:43,486 --> 01:28:47,408 l'm kind of liking the fact that l don't. 1240 01:28:50,747 --> 01:28:54,210 So can l have the last dance ? 1241 01:28:57,924 --> 01:28:59,802 No. 1242 01:29:03,683 --> 01:29:05,686 You can have the first. 1243 01:29:38,234 --> 01:29:43,159 l feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. 1244 01:29:43,242 --> 01:29:45,245 You know, except for the whole hooker thing. 1245 01:29:49,919 --> 01:29:51,963 So... what now ? 1246 01:29:53,841 --> 01:29:57,221 l don't know. Art school. You ? 1247 01:29:57,263 --> 01:29:59,808 l've been kind of thinking about art school myself. 1248 01:30:01,269 --> 01:30:04,148 - Art ? You don't take art. - Yeah. 1249 01:30:04,232 --> 01:30:08,154 Yeah, but l'm thinkin' more along the lines of performance art. 1250 01:30:08,238 --> 01:30:10,992 - Be silent, be still. Be silent-- - Zack. 1251 01:30:11,117 --> 01:30:14,831 - What ? - Shut up. 1252 01:30:31,606 --> 01:30:33,985 - Zack ? - What ? 1253 01:30:34,026 --> 01:30:36,488 - About the bet. - Yeah. 1254 01:30:36,530 --> 01:30:39,994 - What were the terms, anyway ? - You'll see. 1255 01:30:40,035 --> 01:30:41,496 l never back out on a bet. 1256 01:30:42,038 --> 01:30:44,751 [ Principal ] Darius Payne Oakes. 1257 01:30:44,834 --> 01:30:47,755 Jason Shepard Oakman. 1258 01:30:47,797 --> 01:30:50,718 Mariah Kamal Preminger. 1259 01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:53,472 Kenneth Wayne Ralph. 1260 01:30:53,514 --> 01:30:55,475 Emily Roscoe. 1261 01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:57,603 Derek Funkhouser Rutley. 1262 01:30:57,729 --> 01:31:02,486 Jeffrey Munge Rylander, Colin Rysendorf. 1263 01:31:02,611 --> 01:31:05,156 Heather Blayne Salazar. 1264 01:31:05,240 --> 01:31:08,912 Salmoon Sakajahari. 1265 01:31:08,954 --> 01:31:12,167 Dean Sampson, Junior. 1266 01:31:12,250 --> 01:31:15,547 Dean Sampson, Junior. 1267 01:31:17,258 --> 01:31:20,429 - What ? - They're calling you. 1268 01:31:20,513 --> 01:31:23,392 - Huh ? - Dean Sampson, Junior ? 1269 01:31:24,435 --> 01:31:27,315 - Oh. - Alex Chasen Sawyer. 1270 01:31:27,440 --> 01:31:30,152 Rainwater Sky Sebastian. 1271 01:31:30,236 --> 01:31:32,489 Casey Constance Shea. 1272 01:31:36,203 --> 01:31:38,123 Zachary Siler.