I said, "Look, lady, the seats haven't gotten smaller,
your ass has gotten bigger."
I'm sorry, sir. This cabin is restricted to first class.
Are you looking for this?
Can I get you anything?
Scotch. Blended. Straight.
This is your captain speaking.
We've got a report of some turbulence ahead.
Please return to your seats and fasten your seat belts
and remain there until we release the fasten-seat-belt sign.
I hear birds can't fly this high.
I hear only angels can.
Where's the bomb?
I am the bomb.
- Shall I pour your Scotch? - No, I'll take the bottle.
Another movie from an old TV show.
Ah, what are you gonna do?
Walk out.
Very funny.
No, it isn't.
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?! Get off of me!
♪ 'Cause I'm alive ♪
♪ Live wire 'Cause I'm alive ♪
Help me! Help me!
♪ 'Cause I'm alive ♪
Help me! Be careful!
♪ 'Cause I'm alive ♪
♪ I'm a live wire ♪♪
Nice flight?
Aah! You crazy bastard!
I think you mean "crazy bitch."
What is this? What's going on here?
Damn, I hate to fly.
No way! No way!
What's with that?! Who are you people?!
Once upon a time, there were three very different little girls...
Whoo!
♪ But you can give them To the birds and bees ♪
♪ I want money ♪♪
♪ I love rock 'n' roll ♪
♪ So come and take the time And dance with me ♪♪
...who grew up to be three very different women.
--making her a five-day champion. Way to go, Natalie.
They have three things in common: They're brilliant, beautiful...
I'm gonna be all over you!
I guarantee you will be kissing my ass--
...and they work for me.
My name is Charlie.
- Let's go this way. - No, no, no!
This way!
Wait, you guys. I'm not a yo-yo!
♪ Baby ♪
♪ Just touch my cheek before you leave Oh, yeah ♪♪
Good morning, Starfish.
Good morning, Chad.
Sweet Chad.
I figured we could have a little breakfast.
And then, maybe, after,
we could have a little Chad.
Hold that thought.
Hello?
Yes, I'll be right in.
Isn't that just the luck?
I can make something besides eggs.
No, it's not the eggs.
Is it the boat?
It's not the boat. I have to go, though.
Is it the Chad?
It might be the Chad.
It's the Chad!
Eduardo, move me.
♪ Heaven ♪
♪ Must be missin' an angel ♪
♪ Missin' one angel, child 'Cause you're ♪
♪ Here with me right now ♪
♪ Your love is heavenly, baby ♪
♪ Heavenly to me, baby ♪
♪ Your kiss ♪
♪ I want all I can get ♪
♪ Of your sexiness ♪
♪ Ooh, heaven ♪
♪ Must be missin' an angel ♪
♪ Missin' one angel, child ♪
♪ 'Cause you're here with me Right now ♪♪
Good morning.
I signed the waiver, so feel free to stick things in my slot.
Thanks. I...
No problem. Ow!
Hello?
Hey! I'll be right in.
I want to get one thing straight between us.
Go ahead. We're past keeping secrets at this point.
This is gonna be long,
hard and rough.
Sometimes when it's rough, I just get there faster.
If you don't defuse this bomb, Logan,
L.A. is gonna be a new underwater attraction.
Which wire? The red one or the blue one?
♪ Bum-bum-bum ♪♪
That is not helping.
Ooh, my muffins.
This is stupid, anyway. Why wouldn't I just yank the wires?
They're dummy wires, honey.
The real mechanism is inside, encased in a titanium shell.
If you trip the external feedback circuit, the bomb will detonate.
Wow.
For a bikini waxer, you know a lot about bombs.
Isn't it amazing how much information you can learn off the Internet?
- Hello? - Hello?
Yeah.
Okay. I'll be right there.
When do I get to meet this Charlie?
Charlie's not a very social person.
But Charlie's a chick, though, right?
I mean, definitely a woman, right?
I can't keep up this façade with Jason anymore.
You don't want to be with a man who's intimidated by a strong woman.
They come on all lovey-dovey until they find out
I can shatter a cinder block with my forehead.
- I love that trick. - Blueberry muffins.
I made them from scratch.
Yum.
Sounds good.
Mmm. These look great, Alex.
Oh, my God.
Ow.
What do you call this?
Chinese fighting muffin.
Nothing to laugh about.
Buddy of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest.
They sent him home in four Ziploc bags.
They're not Chinese. They're not fighting. They're blueberry.
Alex, you okay?
She's having trouble with her secret identity, Bos.
Aren't we all?
Scoot.
Alex,
all my Angels,
the heart is a muscle.
In bodybuilding, we exercise the muscle,
and it grows bigger and stronger.
It's the same with the heart.
I must have the heart of a rhino.
You do. Be proud of it.
Mes Anges,
these little hurts will heal.
And at crunch time, your hearts will be so buff,
you'll be able to clean and jerk his love,
three sets, 10 reps each.
Thanks, Bos.
Excuse me. I have to take a phone call.
Good morning, Angels.
Good morning, Charlie.
Dylan, Alex, Natalie, I hope you're ready for your next assignment.
Meet Eric Knox, a brilliant engineer and founder of Knox Technologies,
an up-and-coming communications software company.
Last night, Knox was kidnapped
and his voice-identification software was stolen.
Who's the lady left behind?
Vivian Wood, president of Knox Technologies.
Oh, she did it.
I guess we can all go home, then.
Angels, meet Vivian Wood, our new client.
- Hi. - She's hired us to find Eric Knox.
- Hello. - Hi.
Who'd have the most to gain from Knox's disappearance?
Me, probably. I'm his partner.
Before we were partners,
we were friends.
Does Knox have any enemies?
Roger Corwin. He's the owner of Red Star Systems,
the largest communications satellite firm in the world.
Six months ago, he tried to buy out Knox Technologies.
When Knox refused to sell, Corwin lost it.
Charming.
Was there a ransom demand?
Nothing. But I know he's still alive.
I'll study the garage footage. Something may be there.
So Corwin is our only lead. Hopefully, he'll take us to Knox.
Corwin gets his massage at Madame Wong's House of Blossoms.
That's our chance to feel him out.
He said what?
"Over my dead body"?
I can accept those terms.
It's getting a little chilly in here, Yoko. I could use some warming up.
At your service.
Good.
Could we get started this millennium?
Banzai!
Oh, yeah.
You're holding a lot of tension
in your 4th and 5th vertebrae.
I know.
Let me see if I can work that...
...out.
Just by activating the right energy points,
you can increase circulation,
alleviate pain,
or even...
...render a man unconscious.
♪ I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese ♪
♪ I really think so ♪
Okay, let's go.
♪ I really think so ♪
♪ I'm turning Japanese ♪
Palm Pilot.
♪ Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese ♪
♪ I really think so ♪♪
Got the car key.
I got his schedule.
You must have dozed off.
You're very good...
with your hands.
I could use someone like you on my staff.
Thanks for the offer, but my hands aren't going anywhere near your staff.
If Corwin's behind Knox's disappearance,
he's got someone else doing his dirty work.
Nat, how's it coming with the kidnapping footage?
I'm enhancing a reflection from the car window.
♪ Shoes on my feet I've bought it ♪
May I take your order?
I'd like three cheeseburgers, three french fries,
and three cherry pies.
What do you guys want?
♪ All the women Who are independent ♪
Here's one of the kidnappers.
Creepy Thin Man.
Now we just look for him.
And find out if he works for Corwin.
What's Corwin doing tonight?
Who's up for crashing a party?
Whoo! Whoo!
♪ All the women Who are independent ♪
♪ Throw your hands up at me ♪
♪ All the honeys who makin' money ♪
♪ Throw your hands up at me ♪
♪ All the mamas who profit dollars ♪♪
Bos.
- Thanks, Nat. - No problem.
It's a mic-transmitter. Put it on your back molar.
I know. It's a mouth-mic.
We'll be able to always stay in touch.
Okay. We're in deep cover now,
so if you can't remember John David, just call me J.D. Think of...
- Jelly doughnut. - Jack Daniel's.
- Juvenile delinquents. - John DeLorean.
There's your date, J.D.
Excuse me, ladies.
Roger Corwin. Welcome.
John David Rage, self-help guru.
John David Rage?
Relax, Bos. Order a drink.
- Excuse me. Miss? - Yes.
- Hi. - Hi, miss.
- A hammerhead, please. - No problem.
Any creepy thin men?
Lots of creepy, none thin.
- I was wondering if-- - No.
- So there's no chance-- - No. No.
That's incredible.
What is?
Your smile.
Thanks.
This place, it's Japanese, is it not?
It's a 13th-century Shinto temple.
I had it...
I had it FedEx'd from Kyoto.
Blowfish?
Isn't that poisonous?
It's a rare delicacy for the man who has no fear of an excruciating death.
Technically, 1 in 60 is fatal.
Tastes like chicken.
That would go very nicely with broccoli.
The man laughs at death.
Good work, Bos. Get him to talk about Knox.
At last, a worthy adversary.
Let's see if you can survive a test of intuition and judgment.
Nat, that bartender is cute.
I'm working.
He likes you. Go back and flirt a little.
That was fast.
They don't call me Balls-Out Natalie for nothing.
Right.
I haven't seen you at one of these. You new?
Brand-new. Like a virgin. I mean, it's my first time...
here at Corwin's.
Oh, boy. She's going down.
No way. He's into her.
Just pick up the tray and walk away.
No, no. Stay. Stay and talk to him.
- Flip your hair. - What?
Flip your goddamn hair.
Excuse me. I don't usually do this, but I was wondering--
Unless you're already seeing somebody else.
- Yeah. - Of course you are.
No! I'm not seeing anyone.
Free.
Okay, uh, Thursday?
My favorite day.
Great. I'll get tickets.
I love tickets.
What do you know? A guy who speaks Natalie.
Where's J.D.?
Will somebody help me up, please?
Hello, girls? Are you hearing me?
Thin Man, 10 o'clock.
Why do they always run?
Watch it!
Nat!
- Brace! - Jump!
♪ Change my pitch up ♪
♪ Smack my bitch up ♪
♪ Change my pitch up ♪
♪ Smack my bitch up ♪
Ow!
♪ Smack my bitch up ♪
♪ Smack my bitch up ♪♪
Check them all!
- Clear! - Clear!
Clear!
Ha!
Knox.
Great work, Angels, but our job's only half-finished.
There's still the matter of Mr. Knox's stolen technology.
What's so special about your software?
Oh, it's... It's really quite amazing.
We developed a program. You see, everyone's voice is unique.
It has a unique signature,
like a snowflake. And it can be mapped--
It's audio DNA. It makes it impossible to disguise or scramble a voice signal.
Which is exactly why Corwin wants it.
Of course. All Red Star's satellites have global positioning systems.
Combine that with voice identification--
Red Star could turn any cell phone into a homing device.
No one could hide.
Imagine how dangerous this could be in the wrong hands.
The end of privacy.
That's where you come in, Angels.
Corwin is premiering his Red Star racer at the California Speedway.
Our chance for a little recon. We should plant a hidden camera on Corwin.
Looks like it's off to the races, Angels.
When Roger Corwin first got involved in the world of racing,
a lot of people said it was a stopgap for my waning libido.
I had them all fired.
What's so funny? I did.
Thanks for showing up for this little test run.
Nat...
I'm going in.
But what can I say?
It's a Red Star day for me.
Then it's back to the day-to-day grind
of world domination and enslavement.
Hi.
Work your magic.
It's, uh, hot out there.
Oh.
It's hot in here too.
Maybe I can make you more comfortable.
Ooh. I've come undone.
Oh, feels good.
Thank you.
Okay.
Nice. I like what you've done with it.
Ours got bigger mirrors.
Ah, I love cars.
Do you like fast cars?
I like fast everything.
Oh, my God.
Thanks for the ride.
You're welcome.
Mission accomplished.
Tomorrow, Corwin's giving us a tour of Red Star.
Ride 'em, cowboy. Make me proud.
Nat!
What's going on?
We got a friend on the track.
That creep from Chinatown.
Creepy Thin Man.
♪ What you gonna do When the Angels come? ♪
♪ Get movin' ♪
It's a round track. He's not going anywhere.
♪ So soothin' ♪
♪ From an Angel's eye ♪
♪ Kiss it all goodbye ♪
♪ From an Angel's eye ♪
♪ Ain't no place to hide ♪
She's going after him.
♪ From an Angel's eye ♪
♪ From an Angel, Angel, Angel, Angel ♪
♪ Angel ♪♪
With the microcamera we planted on Corwin's briefcase,
we've been able to study Red Star's layout.
The mainframe is right behind that door.
That's where my software would be,
but the security looks incredible.
- Restricted access. - Fingerprint ID.
Retinal scanner.
Angels, break it down.
Only two Red Star directors can access the mainframe.
In order to get through the security system,
they have to synchronize their entrance.
A gelatin scanning plate takes exact fingerprints.
A laser accurate to.009 millimeters scans the retina.
The mainframe is accessible
only through an airless antechamber, a surveillance-monitored clean room.
There's only one way to get through undetected: Be invisible.
The floor is rigged with pressure sensitivity.
Any contact exceeding.25 seconds triggers the alarm.
Sounds impossible.
Sounds like fun.
Mein Siegenbock ist sexy!
- Whoo! - Ooh!
They got the wrong address.
Shh.
You ready to whip them into shape, Alex?
♪ Ooh, barracuda ♪
You must be Miss Aarons. I'm Doris.
Sorry about the confusion.
I had you scheduled for next week. I don't know what happened.
That's what I'm here to figure out.
Well, you are the efficiency expert.
Yes.
I am.
Bitch.
I heard that.
♪ Ooh, barracuda ♪
Your methodologies are antiquated and weak.
Your procedures of approval ensure that only the least radical ideas
are rewarded.
Meanwhile, your competition is innovating!
Ow.
You.
What was the last suggestion you made?
I thought the Coke machine should be free.
Why?
Caffeine helps us program.
Perfect. Smart,
simple and logical.
What did your boss say?
He said no.
Question!
Who builds this company's products?
You do.
Engineers do.
Not managers.
They should be answering to you, not you to them!
Who else has an idea like this man's Coke machine?
All right! Tell me.
Better yet...
can anyone show me?
♪ Ooh, barracuda ♪♪
It's not working.
There's only one way to get through undetected: Be invisible.
The floor is rigged with pressure sensitivity.
Any contact which exceeds .25 seconds will trigger the alarm.
Thank you, sir.
Okay.
I hope you don't mind if we look around.
So we have complete access to Red Star's computer?
And they have no idea we can peek inside.
Wow. You guys are tremendous. Thanks.
I'm looking for evidence
of Knox Technologies software in the Red Star system.
- Where is it? - Bosley has it in the laptop.
It has a direct link to the Red Star mainframe.
Bosley?
Maybe we should be doing our own analysis.
Surely Eric would be the best person to--
Our goal was to learn if Red Star had stolen your software.
It would be unethical to let you access their systems.
If we get proof, we'll give it to you.
That makes sense. That's cool. Right?
- Right, Viv? - Hm.
You know, Knox may not be out of danger yet.
Smile. Don't panic the client.
One of us should check security at his house.
Absolutely. I agree.
Everything all right?
Yeah. Nothing up here.
Wow, that was cool.
Who's the Green Beret?
That's my dad.
Oh, that's nice.
That's the guy who killed him.
Yeah. They were in the Army Intelligence together.
This was his best friend, he turned on him.
I'm sorry.
Thanks.
Why do you keep it?
Oh, to remind me: Be careful who you trust.
Don't take any wooden nickels.
What about you? Did you ever have parents?
I mean-- I know you have parents, but I mean--
Where's your mom?
My mom died when I was 6, and I never met my father.
- You never met your father? - No.
Now you work for...
a man you've, uh, never seen.
That's an interesting trend.
Whoa. That was smooth.
Want to play Scrabble?
Know what? Don't worry about it. I got somebody--
That's okay.
What are they called? You know those...
Um...
- So, okay, um... - Um...
- This is a panic button. - Okay.
And, uh, if you just press it, then any one of us,
whoever's closest, will be here like that if there's any problem.
Like that? Okay. Well, right now, that would be you.
But right now you don't have a problem.
Yeah, I do.
I don't know...
how to make chicken.
Scrabble?
Shake 'N Bake?
I'll shake, you bake?
♪ This is the sound ♪
♪ Why do I find it hard To write the next line? ♪
♪ Oh, I want the truth to be said ♪♪
I wanna shake.
- Hey, Pete. - How's it going?
- Good. How are you? - Good. It's good to see you.
- You want your ticket? - All right!
Thanks for giving me a chance.
I really wanted to see you.
- Really? - Yeah.
- You look great. - Thank you.
I've thought a lot about us.
No, no, no. I know you have something to say,
but I have something to say too.
I've been thinking a lot about you and me and, well, us.
And I know we have these crazy lives, but I can't help it.
I love you.
♪ You make me feel like dancing ♪
Searching Red Star mainframe
for Knox Technologies software.
Software not detected.
Coming.
♪ I feel like dancing, dancing ♪♪
Hello.
Trick-or-treat for UNICEF.
That's a very nice costume, young lady.
It glows in the dark.
♪ Do me, baby ♪
I hope you like to dance.
Are you kidding? I love to dance!
♪ All right, stop what you're doin' 'Cause I'm about to ruin ♪
♪ The image and the style That you're used to ♪
♪ I look funny ♪
You. You want to dance on-stage?
Us?
Yes!
No, the stage is for the ladies.
Oh, never mind. I'll just find a spot on the floor.
No, no, wait.
This is Soul Train's highest honor.
I won't let you not go up there. Yeah, she'll go.
Really? I've always wanted to go up there!
Have a great time.
Okay. I'll be back.
Ms. Wood, there are some lines that I never cross.
Lines have never stopped me.
It's "Miss." And it's "Vivian."
Okay. Miss Vivian.
All right, Miss Vivian. You're a pro.
I mean, you're not a pro, but you're an executive.
We have to keep our relationship professional.
May I?
I'll get you a glass.
♪ I can't believe it's just so round It's like out there ♪
♪ I mean, gross, look! ♪
♪ She's just so black ♪
♪ I like big butts and I cannot lie ♪
♪ You other brothers can't deny ♪
♪ That when a girl walks in With an itty-bitty waist ♪
♪ And a round thing in your face You get sprung ♪
♪ Wanna pull up tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed ♪
♪ Deep in the jeans she's wear-- ♪
♪ Baby, I want to get witcha ♪
♪ And take your picture ♪
♪ My homeboys tried to warn me ♪
- ♪ But that butt you got makes ♪ - ♪ Me so horny ♪
♪ Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin ♪
She's pretty great, isn't she?
♪ Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie ♪
♪ I've seen her dancin' To hell with romancin' ♪
♪ She's sweatin', wet Got it goin' like a turbo Vette ♪
I said, she's pretty great, right?
♪ Sayin' flat butts are the thing ♪
♪ Take the average black man And ask him that ♪
♪ She gotta pack much back ♪
- ♪ So fellas! Fellas! ♪ - ♪ Yeah! Yeah! ♪
- ♪ Has your girlfriend got the butt? ♪ - ♪ Hell yeah ♪
♪ Tell her to shake it, shake it Shake that healthy butt ♪
You guys are, like, in really good shape.
Definitely. Definitely.
♪ Baby got back ♪
All right. The Robot!
Go, white girl! Go, white girl!
That's old school, right? Definitely. Old school.
I'm Pete. How you doing?
♪ Get you home and unh! Double up, unh, unh! ♪
♪ I ain't talkin' bout Playboy ♪
The Running Man! Look!
♪ I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double ♪
♪ Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble ♪
- Incredible! It was great! - Really?
I'm having so much fun! This is so exciting!
You know, I have to go number one.
♪ I wanna get witcha I won't cuss or hit you ♪
♪ I gotta be straight When I say I wanna ♪♪
Look...
what I'm trying to say is...
will you marry me?
Oh, no, baby! Baby?!
Baby?! God, no.
Damn you, Salazar.
Damn you, Salazar!
Cut!
Was that over the top? It felt over the top.
No. That is the best shot, the best scene,
the best movie on the planet!
Okay.
Hi.
How was your day? Great.
You know how superheroes have these secret identities, where they--
No. No superheroes.
You're an action star. I get a lot of action. Heh-heh.
That is so lame.
Hey, girls, you having fun?
I'm having so much fun I could just die.
Jason, I'm one-third of an elite crime-fighting team
backed by an anonymous millionaire.
Yes, that's it.
What are you doing here?
Perfect.
- Hey. - Hey.
Come on! Go! Hit it!
Murphy O'Meyer,
that does it.
Who sent you?
Who?!
Woo-- Woo--
- Who? - Woo--
- Vivian-- - Spit it out!
Vivian Wood!
You bitch.
I love a fire.
Oh!
Hey.
Oh, my God! You're hit!
No. I mean, the squibs hurt a little when they go off, but I'm fine.
- What happened to my trailer? - Jason...
I haven't been honest with you.
Were you in there when that happened? Look at it.
I'm not a bikini waxer.
Bummer. I mean, that was kind of a turn-on.
- I gotta go. - Charlie?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
I have to go, but will you call me tomorrow?
- Of course. - Great. Thanks.
All right.
Excuse me.
Ah! You the man. Ha-ha-ha.
Guys, finally you warm up a bit.
Dylan? It's Nat. Vivian Wood is a fake and an all-around bitch.
Her assassin just paid me a visit. We gotta warn Knox.
I'm at his house now.
You are?
Um, you know what?
- Call Alex and meet me at the agency. - Dylan.
Dylan! Shit.
Hey. Don't stand next to the window, it's not safe.
Hey. Ooh, toga.
- Oh, God. Mmm. - Listen, I just found out that--
Who's that?
Working undercover?
Well, it's a full-service job.
Hmph. I'll bet.
I can see by your gown that you're unarmed.
Some maniac could just stroll in and blow you both to bits.
Viv, you're obsessed. All work and no play makes Viv a dull girl.
I just gotta tie up some loose ends here, so take a seat.
Want some champagne?
"Enemy."
I know.
Sad news.
Your girlfriends are dead.
Corwin?
♪ I used to go out to parties ♪
♪ And stand around ♪
♪ To really get down ♪♪
♪ But my body ♪
♪ Yearned to be free ♪♪
I don't think it's gonna work out, you and me.
Which is a real bummer, you know, because you, Dylan,
are a tomcat in the sack.
Mm-hm. You like that. Let me get this straight.
You're a woman. Women have natural intuition.
And you're a detective.
And you had no idea that this was gonna happen?
- I knew. - Uh-huh. She knew.
And I know what'll happen next.
Tell her, baby.
All the Angels are going to heaven.
And Bosley?
We'll keep him. We like him. And his computer.
- He's special. - Uh-huh.
Corwin had nothing to do with this.
No. But I never really liked him.
- And the kidnapping was a setup. - Afraid so.
And Red Star was a setup.
Uh-huh. You got it all figured out. Any other questions?
Why?
Ask your boss.
Charlie?
You're after Charlie.
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.
They say that in death,
all life's questions are answered.
- Will you let me know? - Agh!
Let's go get Charlie.
Come on.
Are you all right?
- What's going on? - Something's going on.
Where's Dylan?
They say in death, all life's questions are answered.
Will you let me know?
♪ I know what you thinkin', baby ♪
♪ You wanna turn me out ♪
♪ Think I'm gonna let you do it, babe ♪
What are we doing? House of Pancakes or Sizzler?
Are you the cheapest man on the planet?
♪ Keep on dancin', ooh ♪
Whoa!
So, what did it look like?
Oh, I don't know. It was, like, all cool and stuff.
You've never seen a booby.
- Have too. - Have not.
I've seen lots of boobies.
- Yeah, right. - Yuh-huh.
A little help?
Don't ask.
Where's Knox? Is he okay?
Oh, he's great. He's the bad guy.
The kidnapping was a setup. He's behind it all.
What? Why?
He wasn't exactly forthcoming when he shot me out the window.
Oh, my God! Bosley!
He's safe! Knox already has him.
Wait a minute.
Let me get this straight.
Bosley is with the man
who just tried to kill us. That's safe?
He won't kill Bosley until he kills Charlie.
Kills Charlie?
Oh, Jesus.
I don't know what his plan is, but I know that we can stop him.
If Knox thinks we're dead, why blow up the agency?
Why does he want Charlie?
We do know that he wanted us to break into Red Star.
Imagine how dangerous this could be in the wrong hands.
Knox used us to access the mainframe
not to get back his software,
but to gain control over their global positioning satellites.
Knox's software can match Charlie's voice over the phone.
And use Red Star satellites to track him.
But why would Knox go to so much trouble to find Charlie?
That's the guy who killed him.
They were in the Army Intelligence together.
This was his best friend, he turned on him.
Knox thinks Charlie killed his father.
So if he can intercept Charlie's call--
He can locate him.
But Knox has to get Charlie on the phone first.
The only person that Charlie calls directly is--
Bosley.
Aah!
May I have some ice water, please?
Fly to me, Angels! Please come!
Please fly to me, Angels!
I had a real long talk with a squirrel one time.
Longer than I can talk to most humans.
Oh. Oh.
Hello?
Hello. Hello out there.
Any sign of Bosley's laptop?
They must have taken it.
We should check Knox's place.
- Let's move. - Okay. I'll drive.
Angels?! Angels, help me!
Bosley?
Angels!
We begin our broadcast day! Maybe! Come and get me, girls!
If you can follow the sound of my voice, then draw some
triangles or something
to get to this location and you can save me!
Is there any way we can trace him?
Even with our equipment, he'd have to be within 20 miles.
The place where they got me looks like Cher's bedroom.
And it stinks.
Tell us where you are.
It smells like the ocean.
And if I look out the window, I see the ocean.
He could be anywhere this half of North America.
Jack, tell them where I am.
- Oh! - What?
It's a Sitta pygmaea!
A pygmy nuthatch!
They only live in one place!
Carmel!
I can't tell you anything else, except...
this feels like it could be the first day of the last of my life.
Or the last day of the first of my life, or something. I think I'm in trouble.
I have a lighthouse, two hotels, seven manor houses,
one owned by the National Parks Service,
one owned by Nick Xero Corporation--
- Is that spelled with an "X" or a "Z"? - "X."
It's an anagram.
Rearranged, it's "Eric Knox."
Scrabble freak.
An old tunnel leads down to the shore.
A sea approach is the best way to get in undetected. We'll need a boat.
And a cover. We can't use the speedboat.
Head to the marina.
♪ Brandy ♪
♪ Is a fine girl ♪
♪ What a good wife you would be ♪
♪ But my life, my love, and my lady ♪
- ♪ Is the sea ♪♪ - ♪ Is the sea ♪♪
Hey, Chad, um, does this thing go any faster?
We're in a hurry, and I could open it up if you let me drive.
I'm sorry, friend of Starfish.
There's only one captain of this love boat.
That captain is me,
the Chad.
Heh-heh. The Chad.
Chad, captain of the love boat.
The Chad.
We're kind of in a hurry.
- Yeah. - I'm the Chad.
Knox Technologies voice-identification software
download confirmed.
Red Star satellite network uplink confirmed.
♪ Throw your hands in the sky ♪
♪ Queens is in the back Sippin' 'gnac, y'all, what's up ♪♪
Revenge is fun.
I have to say, Starfish, that I am honored
to see that you've taken an interest in my work. And I think you're very pretty.
Starfish?
Where are you going?
Starfish, are you going swimming? Where are you going?
Where are you going again?
Starfish?
Was it the Chad?
No! The Chad was great! Heh.
The Chad was great.
I'll tap the signal from the roof.
- I'll deal with Knox. - I'll bring our Bosley back.
"I don't know how to make chicken."
Jerk.
Dylan.
Thank God you're alive.
Forgive me, you know my better half.
It figures I'd meet the perfect guy and he'd already have a perfect girl.
Hello, blondie.
Her girlfriend's here.
Jimmy, Paulie, go secure Bosley, would you?
Like now, now, now, now.
Bos? Bosley?
Natalie? Natalie, is that you?
Behind this door.
- Bosley, I'm so happy to see you! - Ow, ow.
We're all here. I'll get you out.
Red wire.
Blue wire.
GPS phone tap.
Pygmy nuthatch.
- I'm getting tickled. - Who's calling now?
- It's Pete! - Pete?
Hello?
Hi, Pete. How are you?
Good. You said you wanted me to call.
I did want you to call. I mean, I do want you to.
Ask if he can call you back.
I'm so happy to hear from you.
I wanted to talk. I like spending time with you.
I'd like to see more of you, maybe in a continuous block.
I know. It's just been crazy this week at work.
Watch your back!
Aah!
Use the sleeper.
Never send a man to do a woman's job.
- Nice work, Natalie. - Thanks, Bosley.
Pete? Hi.
You know, under different circumstances,
you and I would have made a great couple.
If you hadn't shot me out the window and tried to kill everyone I love,
we could have had a chance.
Can you, uh, keep a secret?
You can't tell anybody, okay?
You're disgusting?
Ooh. Ha-ha-ha.
You have the fullest, sweetest...
most luscious...
lips I have ever...
kissed.
I just gotta take this call.
Nine o'clock, Charlie. Right on time.
Enter. Come on.
Mr. Bosley's phone, Eric Knox speaking.
Mr. Knox? This is Charles Townsend.
I'm delighted the Angels came through for you.
Are you in the office?
Come on, Charlie, hang up. He's almost got you.
We're all at the beach, having mimosas. Can you join us?
I'll take a rain check, Eric. I've made other plans. Is Bosley there?
He went to the men's room. He'll be right back.
Um... No, wait. He's coming.
Bosley?
All right, here we go.
Uh, that's not him. Sorry.
Can you hold one second longer?
Not a problem.
Pete? Could you hold on a second?
Sure. You bet.
I like him so much.
Aah!
Hey, Bos.
Oh!
Bosley?
He's coming, sir.
Sorry, not him.
Uh, can I take a message?
Just tell him I called, as planned.
Gotcha.
Just one more sec.
Is this a bad time?
You just seem a little distracted.
Is this the famous Charlie?
No, this is Pete.
Hey! I like that guy.
That man's got a beautiful telephone voice.
That's one more daddy you'll never know.
Ow!
Bad news, baby.
I have to leave.
I gotta go torture and kill your boss.
Mikey, Jerry,
you guys like angel cake?
Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?
Don't take my lighter.
Wait, wait, wait! I got something to tell you.
By the time this is over,
every one of you is gonna be facedown on the floor
and I'm gonna moon-walk out of here.
No, no, no!
You're not listening to me.
First, you're gonna help me out of my chair.
Then I'll leapfrog over you...
before I break his nose.
And since my trusty lighter
isn't working, I'll do all this with my hands tied behind my back.
Let's get her!
King Kong palm.
♪ When I feel heavy metal ♪
♪ And I'm pins and I'm needles ♪
♪ Well, I lie and I'm easy ♪
Buddha on lotus.
♪ Pleased to meet you ♪
- Yah! - Yah!
♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪
And that's kicking your ass.
Alex!
♪ Are you ready? ♪
Hey!
Oh!
Thanks, Bos!
♪ I'm blind ♪
♪ I'm blind ♪♪
- Come on, we'll miss happy hour. - Let's go.
He's heading north, just past Paradise Cove!
Oh, boy, they found him. That's Charlie's cabin.
- You've seen it? - You've seen Charlie?
I am his trusted friend and employee.
You actually met Charlie?
What do you mean, "met"?
You've seen him with your own eyes.
I saw his hand.
It could have been anybody's hand.
Let's see if I can win the teddy bear!
♪ Push the tempo Push the tempo ♪
- ♪ Push the tempo, push the tempo ♪ - ♪ Shake what your mama gave ya! ♪
Wahoo!
♪ Shake what your mama gave ya! ♪
♪ Push the tempo Push the tempo ♪
♪ Push the tempo up It's the tempo ♪
♪ Push the tempo Push the tempo ♪
Sorry, Charlie.
♪ Push the tempo Push the tempo ♪
♪ Push the tempo up It's the tempo ♪
♪ It's the tempo It's the tempo ♪
♪ It's the tempo It's the tempo ♪♪
Get Dylan! Missile's making a round trip!
No!
Dylan!
No!
Let's go!
♪ Angel came down From heaven yesterday ♪
♪ To rescue me ♪
♪ Fly away ♪
♪ High away ♪
♪ Fly away ♪♪
Charlie.
You guys,
we're finally gonna meet Charlie.
Do I look okay?
Should we knock?
Charlie?
Good morning, Angels.
Sorry I couldn't stick around.
We're so happy you're okay, Charlie.
I'm just fine, Angels. Mission accomplished?
I think the client was blown away.
Eric Knox was born John McCadden.
It seems his life's mission was to bring me down.
His father was in my Army Intelligence unit,
working as a double agent.
When he was discovered, he was killed by the other side.
Well, I guess that's not the story Knox heard.
Charlie, I've really enjoyed working on this assignment
and I eagerly anticipate returning to work.
Bosley's had one too many Buddhas.
He's definitely had a few.
I already have a team rebuilding the office.
It'll be better than new by the time you get back.
Thank you, Charlie.
Is there any chance you'll be joining us, Charlie?
I'd love to, Angels.
But I have some precious treasures to watch over.
Come on, Charlie, we'll make it fun.
We're drinking from coconuts and Buddhas.
Coconuts.
Charlie, how will we ever know you truly exist
unless you come and have a coconut with us?
Faith, Angels. It's called faith.
- To Charlie. - To Charlie.
Bosley!
Let me toast you ladies, with some ice cubes!
♪ Heaven ♪
♪ Must be missin' an angel ♪
♪ Missin' one angel, child 'Cause you're ♪
♪ Here with me right now ♪
♪ Your love is heavenly, baby ♪
♪ Heavenly to me, baby ♪♪
♪ All the small things ♪
♪ True care Truth brings ♪
♪ I'll take one lift ♪
♪ Your ride, best trip ♪
♪ Always I know ♪
♪ You'll be at my show ♪
Nyuk, nyuk. Whee!
♪ Watching, waiting ♪
♪ Commiserating ♪
♪ Say it ain't so, I will not go ♪
♪ Turn the lights off, carry me home ♪
Whoa!
Safe!
- I have to go. I'm so sorry. - Ha-ha-ha!
I should go. I really should. Whoo!
- Whoa! Whoa! - Cut!
Let's see if I can win the teddy bear!
♪ Late night, come home ♪
♪ Work sucks, I know ♪
♪ She left me roses by the stairs ♪
♪ Surprises let me know she cares ♪
♪ Say it ain't so, I will not go ♪
♪ Turn the lights off, carry me home ♪
The Chad is great.
He's great. He's great.
The Chad is great. He's great.
The Chad is great.
The Chad is stuck.
I'm having helmet problems.
I'm having serious helmet problems.
♪ Say it ain't so, I will not go ♪
♪ Turn the lights off, carry me home ♪♪
Nice!
♪ With my girl Drew ♪
♪ Cameron D and Destiny ♪
♪ Charlie's Angels, come on ♪
♪ Question: Tell me what you think about me ♪
♪ I buy my own diamonds And I buy my own rings ♪
♪ Only ring your celly When I'm feelin' lonely ♪
♪ When it's all over Please get up and leave ♪
♪ Question: Tell me how you feel about this ♪
♪ Try to control me Boy, you get dismissed ♪
♪ Pay my own fun Oh, and I pay my own bills ♪
♪ Always fifty-fifty in relationships ♪
♪ The shoes on my feet I've bought it ♪
♪ The clothes I'm wearing I've bought it ♪
♪ The rock I'm rockin' I've bought it ♪
♪ 'Cause I depend on me if I want it ♪
♪ The watch I'm wearin' I've bought it ♪
♪ The house I live in I've bought it ♪
♪ The car I'm driving I've bought it ♪
♪ I depend on me I depend on me ♪
♪ All the women who are independent ♪
♪ Throw your hands up at me ♪
♪ All the honeys who making money ♪
♪ Throw your hands up at me ♪
♪ All the mamas who profit dollars ♪
♪ Throw your hands up at me ♪
♪ All the ladies who truly feel me ♪
♪ Throw your hands up at me ♪
♪ Girl, I didn't know You could get down like that ♪
♪ Charlie, how your Angels Get down like that ♪
♪ Girl, I didn't know You could get down like that ♪
♪ Charlie, how your Angels Get down like that ♪
♪ Destiny's Child, what's up? You in the house? Sure enough ♪
♪ Well, break these people off Angel style ♪
♪ Child of Destiny ♪
♪ Independent beauty ♪
♪ No one else takes care of me ♪
♪ Charlie's Angels ♪
♪ All the women who are independent ♪
♪ Throw your hands up at me ♪
♪ All the honeys who making money ♪
♪ Throw your hands up at me ♪
♪ All the mamas who profit dollars ♪
♪ Throw your hands up at me ♪
♪ All the ladies who truly feel me ♪
♪ Throw your hands up at me ♪
♪ Girl, I didn't know You could get down like that ♪
♪ Charlie, how your Angels Get down like that ♪
♪ Girl, I didn't know You could get down like that ♪
♪ Charlie, how your Angels Get down like that ♪
♪ Girl, I didn't know You could get down like that ♪
♪ Charlie, how your Angels Get down like that ♪
♪ Girl, I didn't know You could get down like that ♪
♪ Charlie, how your Angels Get down like that ♪
♪ Girl, I didn't know You could get down like that ♪
♪ Charlie, how your Angels Get down like that ♪♪
♪ Two-week vacation Costa Rica See amorica ♪
♪ Young ladies, oh, eureka! So many there to score-ica ♪
♪ Cruise the ocean bars With some similar type fellows ♪
♪ Little Latin lovelies Drinking gin and Mello Yellos ♪
♪ Please get me a towel ♪
♪ Mr. Tangerine Speedo ♪
♪ You're all over town ♪
♪ Tangerine ♪
♪ Nowhere to go, nothing to do ♪
♪ I'll be as gentle on you As tearless baby shampoo ♪
♪ Back to my bungalow With flesh-tone kimonos ♪
♪ Aw, come a little closer Feel the Sting of my Bono ♪
♪ No, no No, no ♪
♪ The talk of the town ♪
♪ Mr. Tangerine Speedo ♪
♪ How you get around ♪
♪ In your tangerine ♪
♪ Little Latin lovelies look lovely Drinking gin and Mello Yello ♪
♪ In my bungalow ♪
♪ Lovin' me ♪
♪ And tangerine ♪
♪ All the French girls go "Zut alors, no, no, no, no ♪
♪ Zut alors, no, no" ♪
♪ Coming at the target You're as straight as Magellan ♪
♪ If you got a secret weapon Well, you as sure as hell ain't tellin' ♪
♪ 'Cause your mouth made an offer That the bodies cannot veto ♪
♪ No woman can resist A man who looks good in a Speedo ♪
♪ Get me a towel ♪
♪ Mr. Tangerine Speedo ♪
♪ How you get around ♪
♪ In your tangerine ♪
♪ Little Latin lovelies look lovely Drinking gin and Mello Yello ♪
♪ In my bungalow ♪
♪ Zut alors, no Zut alors, no, no ♪
♪ Zut alors, no, no, no, no ♪
♪ Zut alors, no Zut alors, no, no ♪
♪ Zut alors, no, no, no, no ♪
♪ Zut alors, no Zut alors, no, no ♪
♪ Zut alors, no, no, no, no ♪
♪ Zut alors, no Zut alors, no, no ♪
♪ Zut alors, no, no, no, no ♪♪