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[Carrie] I'd been dating
the Russian for two months
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when we hit a
relationship benchmark
so rare...
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-[Aleksandr whispers numbers]
-...I didn't even know it
existed.
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Ah!
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He gave me...
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his alarm code.
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And I had the keys made.
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You made me a set of keys?
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I had my assistant
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go to the locksmith but yes,
keys were made.
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Okay, what's the code?
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Uh, it's... four...
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seven.
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Um...
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Three?
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Five?
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I'll write it down for you.
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[Carrie]
It was a kind of security
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I'd never
experienced in a relationship.
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His alarm code.
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Like it was nothing.
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Do you really wanna hear
about this now?
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Oh, yes, I need the distraction.
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[Carrie] Samantha was
feeling less secure
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as we waited for the
results of her lumpectomy.
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It's gonna be fine, sweetie.
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They got it out.
It's going to be fine.
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I know. I know.
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So?
Petrovsky?
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Oh, okay, well.
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It was just so easy,
I mean Big made me
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beg for a key
in front of his doorman.
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-Whereas the Russian...
-Uh-huh.
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...has just welcomed
me into his life
and his apartment.
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Did I mention the extra robe
in the bathroom?
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Is it as nice as this one?
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Even nicer
if you can believe it.
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-Hi!
-Hello, I'm Dr. Pinkner.
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Hi, how do you do?
Her friend Carrie.
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Hello, Doctor.
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-Well, Samantha,
I have good news.
-Uh-huh.
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The lumpectomy
went very well.
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-Uh-huh.
-And all your scans look clean
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and I'd classify you
as Stage One.
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And One is...
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The best. Right?
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-Yeah. Uh-huh...
-Okay, okay.
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...one is pretty much the best.
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Whoo! Ooo! Cold.
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[Dr. Pinkner] Okay.
Hey, you're healing nicely.
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Now because
of the nature of your tumor
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I would still recommend
a course of chemo.
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I still have to have--
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Chemotherapy, yes,
as a precaution.
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I-- I... I don't understand...
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how this happened to me.
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Well, it could be genetics.
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But since there's no breast
cancer in your family
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it could be
a variety of factors.
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Diet. Lifestyle choices.
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Lifestyle choices?
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Well, some studies
have shown women
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who haven't had children
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have an increased
chance of getting it.
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I see.
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So I brought this on myself.
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No, I-I'm just givin' you the
basic...
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I think we're done here.
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[Dr. Pinkner]
Uh, maybe I wasn't clear.
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Give me my chart. I'm going to
find some woman doctor--
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Some hot woman doctor
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who understands
what this is all about.
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I just meant statistically--
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You're lucky
to have touched my breasts.
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Carrie!
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My purse.
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[Carrie] It was hard
to be huffy in a cloth robe
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but somehow Samantha
pulled it off.
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All right then.
Good to meet you.
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Like it's my fault!
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I shouldn't be punished
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for not having kids,
I should be rewarded.
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Since when did kids become the
get-out-of-cancer-free-card?
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He's basically saying that I'm
a whore who deserves chemo.
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No. I-- I don't think that's
what he was saying.
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What I don't understand is...
if they got it all,
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why do you need chemo?
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Because he's an asshole.
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Evidently there can be
something microscopic.
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-Like his dick.
-Excuse me,
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do you have cancer
or Tourette's?
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I'm getting a new doctor.
A woman.
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-I think you should.
-I have heard great things
about a Doctor Mc--
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Andrew. I'm on it.
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Top-rated oncologist
by New York Magazine
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four years running.
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I'm trying to get in.
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Ugh, I'm sorry.
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I gotta get back to the office.
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I'm taking a long weekend so I
can't take a long lunch.
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Long weekend?
You never take long weekends.
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Steve wanted
to go on a little trip
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so we're driving up to some
mountain lodge tomorrow.
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It's supposed to be nice.
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I...
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Slow down there, missus.
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Is this... little trip...
your honeymoon?
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No.
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It's just a...
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whatever.
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And yet...
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you just got married last week,
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that's interesting.
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It's your honeymoon!
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-Here we go.
-Who's taking care of Brady?
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We're bringing him.
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Well, it's not a real honeymoon
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if Brady's there.
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Then I guess it's a "whatever."
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Well what have you got against
honeymoons?
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It's basically sex
with room service, right?
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You have to have a real
honeymoon.
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It's very important.
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To whom?
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Yeah, I'm with Star-of-David
on this one.
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Just leave Brady with Magda.
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It's four days.
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I've already given her
the time off.
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She's made plans! She's...
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goin' to "Nannypalooza" or
something.
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I'll take him.
I'd love to take him.
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He's adorable.
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It's four days.
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Adorable stops after a day
and a half.
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Well I could take care of him
part of the time.
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What? I'm his godmother,
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it's the least I can do.
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I can handle him
for a couple of days.
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I saw...
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that.
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You guys would really do that?
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-Absolutely.
-With pleasure.
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I wouldn't.
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Because Smith
is coming back into town.
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And I've always chosen sex
over babies.
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And that's apparently
why I got cancer!
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[Carrie] The next day,
I tried on two labels...
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-Classic Vuitton...
and new mommy.
-Okay, well...
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-Look at that...
-[Brady crying]
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Oh... [laughs]
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Ahhh.
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Ooh.
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[Carrie grunts]
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Yeah! Now we're gonna
go in the carriage,
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-and we're gonna see the-- Oop!
-[phone ringing]
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-My phone is ringin'!
-[Brady crying]
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Will you stay here?
Oh, hold on.
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Yeah. Yeah, hello?
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So how is it going?
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I think that I was just mistaken
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for a mother by a mother.
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So he's okay?
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Yes, Brady and I...
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are having a lovely time.
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In fact, we are going to spend
the afternoon
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at the Hotel Petrovsky.
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Is he a baby person?
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Well I wouldn't have guessed it
but when I told him
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I had Brady for the day
he said to bring him over.
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But i-is it safe?
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Are there stairs?
What about sharp edges?
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Charlotte, it's a death trap.
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We're just gonna strap a pillow
around the kid
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and hope for the best.
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And further downtown,
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Samantha was in hot pursuit of
the hot woman doctor.
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Hi,
I'm Samantha Jones.
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We've spoken on the phone...
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several times.
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Uh-huh. Please stay behind
the partition.
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Sorry.
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I know that you said
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Dr. McAndrew was booked...
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but I was referred here
by Dr. Ward and Dr. Popham...
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who both attended the Paint for
the Cure benefit I threw.
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I'm sorry.
The doctor can't.
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She's booked through March.
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My good friend
Susan Schaffer...
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who threw the Dance
for the Cure benefit...
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said that sometimes...
Dr. McAndrew
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-can squeeze you
in if you just show up.
-March.
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Well who do you have to fuck to
get chemo around here?
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Excuse me?
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I'm sorry, I'm upset. I--
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I'm dealing with cancer.
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All of New York is dealing
with cancer.
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Not to mention some very pushy
people in Los Angeles
and Miami.
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Fine.
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I'll just take a seat
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and hope for an opening.
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The doctor has no openings...
‘til March.
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You already said that.
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[receptionist]
Dr. McAndrew's office...
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You know, I've been here
since 9:00 a.m. so...
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if anyone's going to get in
without an appointment, it's me.
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Loud and clear.
Don't worry about me.
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I'll get in.
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Well, I've been waiting
for two days
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and so far
no one's gotten in yet.
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I was once told
I wouldn't be able
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to get backstage
to see Mick Jagger.
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Well I did get backstage.
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And I blew him.
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Oh.
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Excuse me,
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I don't know if this is an
appropriate question to ask...
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I think we passed appropriate
a few seconds ago.
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[chuckles] What kind of cancer
do you have?
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-Breast.
-Breast. Me too.
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I'm curious, do you have
children?
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I'm a nun.
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You have none.
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No, no, no, I am a nun.
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But that doesn't mean that
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I didn't enjoy your
Mick Jagger story.
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I thought that nuns had to
wear...
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Oh. I haven't worn
a habit in years.
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So then...
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you don't have sex?
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No.
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Never had sex...
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No.
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Huh.
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-Just one more.
-Oh, go right ahead.
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Are you allowed to masturbate?
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I never asked.
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But thanks for getting
my mind off cancer
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for the first time
in a week.
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Oh... [small laugh]
Happy to help.
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[Carrie] Samantha felt
a little better knowing
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that saints and sinners...
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despite their habits...
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get the same treatment
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when it comes to cancer.
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And so far...
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that was no treatment at all.
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Okay, we're here!
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Hey come on in,
Brady, look at the candy!
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-[alarm beeping]
-Oh, oh, oh, oh, the alarm.
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-[Brady babbling]
-Oh! Oh!
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Oh, oh, wh-- N-n-n-n-n-no,
don't touch...
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Mine! [crying]
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-[alarm blaring]
-Oh! Oh, my gosh.
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Okay, uh, um...
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Four, seven, wh-wh-wh-what...
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-Four, seven...
-Welcome.
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-Oh, hi.
-Hey...
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-Oh, good.
-[alarm stopping]
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Oh.
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Brady knocked the vase over.
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That's pathetic,
blaming the baby.
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Well... my other plan was just
263
00:09:43,004 --> 00:09:46,004
to leave and pretend
you'd been burgled.
264
00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,002
You want...
265
00:09:47,002 --> 00:09:49,002
you want the keys
back right now?
266
00:09:49,002 --> 00:09:50,022
[Aleksandr] Yeah. The noise,
267
00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:51,020
yes, the alarm.
268
00:09:51,023 --> 00:09:52,023
[Brady whines]
269
00:09:52,023 --> 00:09:55,013
Yeah.
Yeah she's clumsy, isn't she?
270
00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:56,020
Look at you...
271
00:09:56,023 --> 00:09:58,013
[Carrie] Aleksandr
holding the baby
272
00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,004
was the most disarming
thing of all.
273
00:10:00,003 --> 00:10:01,013
What's up...
274
00:10:03,006 --> 00:10:05,016
[Carrie] And upstate
in "honeymoon central"...
275
00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:09,010
That was really great.
276
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:14,013
Now what?
277
00:10:14,016 --> 00:10:15,016
[Steve] What do you mean?
278
00:10:16,013 --> 00:10:17,023
We relax.
279
00:10:19,013 --> 00:10:20,023
Uh-huh.
280
00:10:20,017 --> 00:10:22,997
Do you think we should go for a
walk of something?
281
00:10:23,002 --> 00:10:24,012
Nah.
282
00:10:24,013 --> 00:10:26,003
Let's just lay here, hang out.
283
00:10:26,002 --> 00:10:27,012
How often do we get to do that?
284
00:10:27,012 --> 00:10:29,012
That's true.
285
00:10:32,002 --> 00:10:33,012
So do you think
we should get dressed?
286
00:10:33,013 --> 00:10:36,013
I plan on being naked for the
next four days.
287
00:10:38,008 --> 00:10:41,018
[kissing sounds]
288
00:10:42,023 --> 00:10:44,023
I'm gonna unpack.
289
00:10:46,015 --> 00:10:47,995
Knock yourself out.
290
00:10:58,021 --> 00:10:59,021
There's no TV,
291
00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:01,011
or radio.
292
00:11:01,007 --> 00:11:02,017
You okay there, partner?
293
00:11:03,012 --> 00:11:04,022
I'm fine.
294
00:11:04,017 --> 00:11:07,997
But, hey, there is a CD player
295
00:11:08,003 --> 00:11:09,013
and a CD!
296
00:11:10,016 --> 00:11:15,016
[flute music playing]
297
00:11:17,004 --> 00:11:19,024
Sounds of Mohonk Mountain.
298
00:11:28,003 --> 00:11:28,023
Shit!
299
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000
What's the matter?
300
00:11:30,005 --> 00:11:31,015
I forgot my cell phone charger.
301
00:11:31,019 --> 00:11:33,009
[Steve] You're not gonna
need your cell phone.
302
00:11:33,009 --> 00:11:35,009
It's just you and me.
303
00:11:35,010 --> 00:11:40,000
[Carrie] As Miranda got a crash
course in life as a twosome...
304
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:42,023
I got a glimpse of life
as a threesome.
305
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,010
He's good.
306
00:11:44,009 --> 00:11:46,009
This is your best work yet.
307
00:11:46,007 --> 00:11:47,997
The guy is a genius.
308
00:11:48,003 --> 00:11:49,023
Reminiscent of
the early Basquiat.
309
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000
You're very good with him.
310
00:11:52,006 --> 00:11:53,996
Have you ever thought about
having children?
311
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,005
I had one.
312
00:11:55,023 --> 00:11:56,023
Oh.
313
00:11:56,021 --> 00:11:58,011
Many years ago.
314
00:11:59,006 --> 00:12:00,996
But no more children.
315
00:12:01,005 --> 00:12:02,995
Actually I cannot. I've...
316
00:12:05,003 --> 00:12:07,013
-Oh, oh... So...
-Yeah.
317
00:12:07,013 --> 00:12:09,003
Closed the factory.
318
00:12:09,006 --> 00:12:10,006
How about you?
319
00:12:10,008 --> 00:12:12,008
You never wanted children?
320
00:12:12,008 --> 00:12:14,998
Oh, [nervous giggles]
you know...
321
00:12:15,005 --> 00:12:19,005
I mean, I've, I've...
I've always thought that
I might, I just...
322
00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:22,024
You know, I just haven't gotten
around to it yet.
323
00:12:22,019 --> 00:12:25,009
And when were you
planning to do this?
324
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:27,002
How old are you?
325
00:12:27,004 --> 00:12:28,004
Thirty-eight?
326
00:12:28,006 --> 00:12:30,016
[Carrie] I felt like
I was just shot
327
00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:32,000
with a .38...
328
00:12:32,006 --> 00:12:34,006
[kids playing]
329
00:12:35,016 --> 00:12:37,006
The Russian doesn't
want to have kids.
330
00:12:37,013 --> 00:12:39,013
Had one a long time ago.
He's done.
331
00:12:39,014 --> 00:12:41,024
Well then "dosvedanya" or
however you say it.
332
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,010
What? No.
333
00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:44,020
For you, maybe,
but not for me.
334
00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:46,010
Don't you wanna
have the option?
335
00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:47,010
Well, yes.
336
00:12:47,008 --> 00:12:48,018
But it is my experience that
337
00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:50,020
men like him don't come
along that often.
338
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:53,010
But we're thirty-eight.
These are the years.
339
00:12:53,009 --> 00:12:55,019
Yes, I know. I've heard.
340
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:57,000
I'm running out of time.
341
00:12:57,004 --> 00:12:58,014
I don't even have time
to eat this cookie.
342
00:12:58,015 --> 00:12:59,995
-How is it?
-It's so good
343
00:13:00,006 --> 00:13:01,016
I forgot to have children.
344
00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:03,011
[laughing]
345
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,011
Maybe he'll change his mind.
346
00:13:06,007 --> 00:13:08,017
Mm, no.
No, I don't think so.
347
00:13:08,018 --> 00:13:09,008
He had a vasectomy.
348
00:13:09,016 --> 00:13:11,006
But those are reversible.
349
00:13:11,013 --> 00:13:13,003
Is he willing
to have it reversed?
350
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,012
I can't ask him that.
351
00:13:15,008 --> 00:13:16,018
I don't even know
his birthday yet.
352
00:13:16,019 --> 00:13:17,019
Well, too bad.
353
00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:19,010
At our age you have
to be able to
354
00:13:19,014 --> 00:13:20,024
talk about having children
355
00:13:20,017 --> 00:13:21,997
if you think it
might get serious.
356
00:13:22,003 --> 00:13:23,013
Uh, that attitude, by the way,
357
00:13:23,015 --> 00:13:25,005
that awareness on
the part of a woman
358
00:13:25,007 --> 00:13:26,017
that time is a tickin',
359
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,012
it's very sexy to a man.
360
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,016
But you can't be scared
to have those talks.
361
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000
Why not?
362
00:13:32,006 --> 00:13:33,006
It is a... [stuttering]
363
00:13:33,007 --> 00:13:34,017
it's a perfectly scary
conversation.
364
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,012
I didn't even wanna
have it with myself.
365
00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:37,010
What does that mean?
366
00:13:37,007 --> 00:13:38,017
It means that if I really
367
00:13:38,021 --> 00:13:40,001
wanted to have a baby
368
00:13:40,002 --> 00:13:42,002
wouldn't I have tried
to have one by now?
369
00:13:42,005 --> 00:13:43,995
I wanted to be a writer,
I made myself a writer.
370
00:13:44,004 --> 00:13:48,024
I want a ridiculously
extravagant pair of shoes.
371
00:13:48,018 --> 00:13:50,008
I find a way to buy them.
372
00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:51,020
But this is totally different.
373
00:13:51,019 --> 00:13:53,019
You have been waiting
for the right man
374
00:13:53,022 --> 00:13:54,022
and the right time.
375
00:13:54,022 --> 00:13:56,022
Yes, that's exactly the way
376
00:13:56,019 --> 00:13:57,999
it goes in my head, too.
377
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,004
Nah.
378
00:14:01,003 --> 00:14:03,003
Maybe I'm just not
a baby person
379
00:14:03,002 --> 00:14:05,012
Why should you give up
having a baby
380
00:14:05,008 --> 00:14:05,998
for a man you
hardly know?
381
00:14:06,006 --> 00:14:07,006
Why should I give up a man
382
00:14:07,015 --> 00:14:10,005
for a baby I hardly know I want?
383
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,006
I think you're a baby person.
384
00:14:12,009 --> 00:14:14,009
You're a closeted baby person.
385
00:14:14,009 --> 00:14:15,019
What?
386
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,000
You didn't even wanna leave
387
00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:18,006
Brady with me for two days.
388
00:14:18,015 --> 00:14:20,005
Well, look at how well you did!
389
00:14:20,015 --> 00:14:22,015
-[Brady] Hi!
-Hi!
390
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,010
I think you should definitely
have a baby.
391
00:14:26,014 --> 00:14:27,014
Okay.
392
00:14:28,018 --> 00:14:30,018
So what did he have,
a boy or a girl?
393
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,011
Um...
394
00:14:33,007 --> 00:14:34,997
I forgot to ask.
395
00:14:35,016 --> 00:14:36,006
See?
396
00:14:36,013 --> 00:14:37,023
A baby person woulda asked.
397
00:14:38,017 --> 00:14:40,007
All right.
398
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,999
I should get home,
get some work done.
399
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,006
Well, then why don't you just
keep Brady a little
400
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,006
while longer,
‘til‘til dinner time at least?
401
00:14:46,014 --> 00:14:48,014
What, you think I'm gonna
decide if I'm a baby person
402
00:14:48,014 --> 00:14:49,024
in the next couple hours?
403
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:52,010
No, you still
have a couple years.
404
00:14:55,011 --> 00:14:58,011
[soft flute music playing]
405
00:14:58,016 --> 00:15:02,006
[fire crackling]
406
00:15:04,017 --> 00:15:05,997
I'm starting to prune.
407
00:15:07,004 --> 00:15:09,024
You know
what would be romantic?
408
00:15:10,018 --> 00:15:11,998
-We have a fire.
-Yeah.
409
00:15:12,006 --> 00:15:13,996
A bubble bath.
410
00:15:14,002 --> 00:15:15,012
Champagne.
411
00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:18,020
What would be romantic?
412
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:21,018
I wanna wash your hair.
413
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,002
I washed it already.
414
00:15:24,002 --> 00:15:27,022
I know, but I wanna wash it for
you, you know, like in...
415
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000
Out of Africa?
416
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,020
[strains] Ah...
417
00:15:39,003 --> 00:15:40,013
Hold the soap.
418
00:15:42,004 --> 00:15:45,024
Okay.
419
00:15:52,013 --> 00:15:53,023
What could be better than that?
420
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:56,011
Ow! Ow! Ow!
421
00:15:56,016 --> 00:15:58,006
-Hurt! Soap in my eye.
-Okay.
422
00:15:58,011 --> 00:16:00,011
-Oh... Agh...
-Here.
423
00:16:00,011 --> 00:16:02,021
[phone ringing]
424
00:16:02,021 --> 00:16:05,021
-Hello?
-I'm having an anxiety attack.
425
00:16:05,023 --> 00:16:07,023
Brady is fine.
426
00:16:07,018 --> 00:16:09,008
Good, but that's not
why I'm calling.
427
00:16:09,016 --> 00:16:10,996
I'm in the woods
in my negligee
428
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,023
and my cell phone only
has two bars left. Help!
429
00:16:13,018 --> 00:16:15,018
-Are you lost?
-Completely!
430
00:16:15,019 --> 00:16:17,019
This whole place, this whole
trip is screaming,
431
00:16:17,022 --> 00:16:19,022
"You should be having sex
with your husband again."
432
00:16:19,023 --> 00:16:21,013
The fire, the tub.
433
00:16:21,015 --> 00:16:22,015
We've already done it
twice today.
434
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:26,013
It's like sex is the only
thing on the itinerary.
435
00:16:26,008 --> 00:16:28,008
So you two are gettin' along.
436
00:16:28,012 --> 00:16:30,012
Of course.
It's our honeymoon.
437
00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:31,020
-Where is he?
-In bed.
438
00:16:31,018 --> 00:16:33,998
It's our honeymoon.
He thinks I'm getting ice.
439
00:16:34,004 --> 00:16:36,004
Well then, don't forget the ice.
440
00:16:36,003 --> 00:16:37,023
Last night,
Steve and I held hands
441
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,020
for an hour and a half
watching...
442
00:16:40,017 --> 00:16:41,997
the fire.
443
00:16:42,005 --> 00:16:44,005
He was looking into my eyes.
444
00:16:44,008 --> 00:16:45,998
I was looking for the remote.
445
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,010
It feels good to be sarcastic.
446
00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:52,998
You can't be sarcastic on your
honeymoon.
447
00:16:53,003 --> 00:16:54,013
You should talk to Steve.
448
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,013
I can't talk to Steve,
he's on his honeymoon.
449
00:16:57,012 --> 00:16:59,012
How's Brady?
I miss him.
450
00:16:59,009 --> 00:17:00,009
He's great.
451
00:17:00,015 --> 00:17:01,995
We're great.
452
00:17:02,014 --> 00:17:03,014
So...
453
00:17:03,009 --> 00:17:04,019
this whole motherhood thing.
454
00:17:04,021 --> 00:17:06,021
All it's cracked up to be?
455
00:17:06,019 --> 00:17:08,009
[bushes rustling]
456
00:17:08,007 --> 00:17:10,007
Okay, there is something
in the bushes.
457
00:17:10,007 --> 00:17:11,997
And I hope it's a wild animal
458
00:17:12,002 --> 00:17:14,022
and not Steve coming to have
sex with me again.
459
00:17:16,005 --> 00:17:18,005
I should be able to do this,
Carrie.
460
00:17:18,012 --> 00:17:21,012
This should be the
most romantic time of my life.
461
00:17:22,010 --> 00:17:25,010
[animal chittering]
462
00:17:25,012 --> 00:17:26,022
Raccoon.
463
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:29,010
[Carrie] After Miranda used
the "s" word twice...
464
00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:33,013
I wondered if "should" was
another disease plaguing women.
465
00:17:33,012 --> 00:17:36,012
Did we want babies and perfect
honeymoons?
466
00:17:36,008 --> 00:17:40,008
Or did we think we should have
babies and perfect honeymoons?
467
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:42,995
How do we separate
what we could do,
468
00:17:43,005 --> 00:17:44,015
from what we should do?
469
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,009
And here's
an alarming thought...
470
00:17:46,009 --> 00:17:48,009
it's not just peer pressure.
471
00:17:48,012 --> 00:17:51,012
It seems to be coming
from within.
472
00:17:51,016 --> 00:17:54,016
Why are we "should-ing"
all over ourselves?
473
00:17:56,021 --> 00:17:59,011
Then there are the "shoulds" of
promoting film...
474
00:17:59,007 --> 00:18:01,007
which Samantha should have
been in favor of
475
00:18:01,012 --> 00:18:02,022
but she wasn't in the mood.
476
00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:04,000
You should stay at the party.
477
00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:06,003
Harvey Weinstein is here.
478
00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:07,014
I did enough parties in L.A.
479
00:18:07,014 --> 00:18:09,014
I'd rather go home with my girl.
480
00:18:09,015 --> 00:18:10,995
[man] Hey! Smith! Smith!
481
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:14,012
Smith! Right here, right here.
Give me one little smile.
Over here.
482
00:18:14,007 --> 00:18:17,007
I really don't feel like having
my photograph taken tonight.
483
00:18:17,007 --> 00:18:20,997
I'm gonna go out first and we'll
talk tomorrow.
484
00:18:21,003 --> 00:18:25,003
What's going on?
We haven't spent a night
together since I've been back.
485
00:18:25,006 --> 00:18:25,996
Did I do somethin'?
486
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,015
No.
No, it's not you.
487
00:18:28,017 --> 00:18:30,017
Well, somethin's up.
You're quiet all night.
488
00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:32,021
You didn't even talk that much
the last couple times
489
00:18:32,017 --> 00:18:33,997
we had phone sex.
490
00:18:36,007 --> 00:18:37,007
[sighs]
491
00:18:37,009 --> 00:18:38,019
Smith, when you were in L.A.
492
00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:42,011
they found a lump in my breast
and it's cancer.
493
00:18:43,012 --> 00:18:44,022
[man] Hey, Smith! Smith!
494
00:18:46,009 --> 00:18:48,019
[Carrie] The next day at
the "Hotel Vasectomy,"
495
00:18:48,022 --> 00:18:52,012
I had some questions for the
man next to me.
496
00:18:52,011 --> 00:18:54,021
So...
this child you had.
497
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
-Yes.
-How old is...
498
00:18:58,005 --> 00:18:59,005
-She.
-She.
499
00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:00,021
Yes.
500
00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:02,020
Her name is Chloe.
501
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:03,017
She's twenty-two.
502
00:19:04,015 --> 00:19:06,005
She lives in Paris.
503
00:19:06,007 --> 00:19:08,997
And her mother lives there, too.
504
00:19:09,005 --> 00:19:12,015
And...
you were married to her mother?
505
00:19:12,019 --> 00:19:13,019
Yes.
506
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
It's the only time
I was married.
507
00:19:16,006 --> 00:19:17,016
It lasted seven years.
508
00:19:17,018 --> 00:19:18,998
Five of them good.
509
00:19:27,014 --> 00:19:30,014
This is my little thing
at age of four.
510
00:19:31,023 --> 00:19:34,013
In our little house in
Santorini.
511
00:19:34,009 --> 00:19:35,009
She's beautiful.
512
00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:36,020
Still is.
513
00:19:36,019 --> 00:19:37,019
That's her mother?
514
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:38,020
Mm-hm.
515
00:19:38,021 --> 00:19:40,001
She's lovely...
516
00:19:40,006 --> 00:19:41,996
and so young.
517
00:19:42,003 --> 00:19:43,013
I was young then, too.
518
00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:51,998
So...
why only one child?
519
00:19:52,006 --> 00:19:54,006
I like my life
the way I like it.
520
00:19:55,011 --> 00:19:57,011
I got really lucky with Chloe.
521
00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:58,020
Somehow it worked out.
522
00:20:00,016 --> 00:20:03,006
Look. It's her seventh birthday.
523
00:20:03,008 --> 00:20:04,008
Everything is purple.
524
00:20:04,014 --> 00:20:08,014
Purple cake, purple dress,
purple shoes.
525
00:20:08,015 --> 00:20:09,015
It was great.
526
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,021
So, so funny.
527
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,015
[Carrie] There it was
wrapped up in a bow.
528
00:20:17,001 --> 00:20:19,011
The whole life that I am never
gonna have with him
529
00:20:19,013 --> 00:20:22,013
because he had it already
with somebody else.
530
00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:25,024
And I know I shouldn't say this
to someone with cancer but...
531
00:20:26,019 --> 00:20:27,019
Why me?
532
00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:30,001
Agh, let it rip.
533
00:20:30,002 --> 00:20:32,002
Well, I guess
it's not going to happen
534
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
That life. If I'm with him.
535
00:20:35,004 --> 00:20:36,014
Then bye-bye baby.
536
00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:37,020
What else is on the menu?
537
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:39,011
What do you mean?
538
00:20:39,009 --> 00:20:41,999
There are a lot of
fabulous things in life
539
00:20:42,003 --> 00:20:43,023
that don't include a baby.
540
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:46,011
What would that be like?
541
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:47,020
Well...
542
00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:49,997
him.
543
00:20:50,002 --> 00:20:52,012
Uh, sex and travel.
544
00:20:52,011 --> 00:20:53,011
Comfort.
545
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,015
Love.
546
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:59,012
And, extraordinary adventures.
547
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,008
Not too shabby.
548
00:21:01,014 --> 00:21:03,014
If that's where this is going.
549
00:21:03,008 --> 00:21:04,018
At this point
I've only been invited in
550
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:08,010
as far as a security
code and a robe.
551
00:21:08,009 --> 00:21:11,009
And the question that I need to
ask is just-- It's...
552
00:21:11,016 --> 00:21:12,996
It's impossible to ask.
553
00:21:13,003 --> 00:21:14,023
And what is that?
554
00:21:15,021 --> 00:21:18,011
"Will you love me enough...
555
00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:20,021
to make up for the fact that I
didn't have a baby?"
556
00:21:21,001 --> 00:21:22,011
Oh, honey, no.
557
00:21:22,007 --> 00:21:26,007
Exactly.
It's only been two months.
558
00:21:26,009 --> 00:21:28,009
Thirty-eight years
and two months.
559
00:21:28,009 --> 00:21:30,019
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
560
00:21:30,018 --> 00:21:31,998
I know.
561
00:21:32,005 --> 00:21:33,015
It's-it's too early
in the relationship
562
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,011
to have that
conversation and...
563
00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:38,010
But it's too late
in my life not to.
564
00:21:40,004 --> 00:21:41,014
It's a "catch-38."
565
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,013
And after safely
putting Brady to bed
566
00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:48,000
in his very sturdy crib...
567
00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:51,006
Charlotte and Harry enjoyed
some romance as well.
568
00:21:51,011 --> 00:21:52,021
Oh, my God...
569
00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:55,001
-Oh, my God...
-[Brady lightly crying]
570
00:21:55,005 --> 00:21:55,995
Oh, my God!
571
00:21:56,006 --> 00:21:56,996
Stop!
572
00:21:57,002 --> 00:21:58,012
[Harry] What? What happened?
573
00:21:58,015 --> 00:22:01,005
Brady saw us having sex!
I've scarred him for life!
574
00:22:01,014 --> 00:22:04,004
Him?
You've scarred me for life.
575
00:22:04,002 --> 00:22:08,012
-Brady. Brady.
-[Brady lightly crying]
576
00:22:08,009 --> 00:22:09,009
Look away.
577
00:22:14,014 --> 00:22:16,004
[cell phone ringing]
578
00:22:20,001 --> 00:22:21,001
[whispering]
Hello?
579
00:22:21,005 --> 00:22:22,005
I have bad news.
580
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,008
Okay, you need to spit it out.
581
00:22:23,016 --> 00:22:24,016
Do I need to come home?
582
00:22:24,017 --> 00:22:27,007
Brady saw us having sex.
583
00:22:27,010 --> 00:22:28,010
And?
584
00:22:28,016 --> 00:22:30,016
He was looking at me... during.
585
00:22:30,021 --> 00:22:33,001
Charlotte, he doesn't know what
he's looking at.
586
00:22:33,005 --> 00:22:34,995
He doesn't know
where his nose is.
587
00:22:35,006 --> 00:22:36,006
Are you sure?
588
00:22:36,016 --> 00:22:40,006
Harry! Brady can't be anywhere
near this conversation.
589
00:22:40,011 --> 00:22:41,021
I think it may be too late.
590
00:22:41,019 --> 00:22:43,009
He just said, "Sex is dirty."
591
00:22:43,012 --> 00:22:45,002
That's not funny.
592
00:22:45,003 --> 00:22:47,013
Charlotte, he's fine.
593
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
But...
594
00:22:50,003 --> 00:22:52,023
You sound tense, maybe I
should still come home.
595
00:22:52,019 --> 00:22:56,009
No. I'm sorry to bother you.
Go back to your honeymoon.
596
00:22:56,014 --> 00:22:58,004
I still have half a bar left--
597
00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:00,023
-No!
-What?
598
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,010
-[whispering] Shit...
-Are you on the phone?
599
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:06,009
Charlotte panicked but
everything's fine.
600
00:23:07,017 --> 00:23:08,997
Then come back to bed.
601
00:23:10,017 --> 00:23:13,007
I don't need to come to bed,
I'm rested.
602
00:23:13,008 --> 00:23:14,998
So am I. Come on...
603
00:23:15,005 --> 00:23:16,005
Steve.
604
00:23:16,013 --> 00:23:18,023
I can't have sex anymore.
605
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:20,001
I have a brain.
606
00:23:20,004 --> 00:23:21,014
I know you have a brain.
607
00:23:21,016 --> 00:23:23,016
I love you, but I can't love you
this often.
608
00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:27,020
I can't love you twice a day
every day, I'm goin' crazy here.
609
00:23:27,017 --> 00:23:30,017
I miss ESPN, and NPR,
and Dateline.
610
00:23:30,022 --> 00:23:33,002
I am not the honeymoon type!
611
00:23:34,006 --> 00:23:35,006
Do ya hate me?
612
00:23:35,008 --> 00:23:37,008
No.
I don't hate you.
613
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,021
But it was my honeymoon, too.
614
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,010
I like being quiet sometimes.
I like reading a book.
615
00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:46,997
Four days is a long time.
616
00:23:47,002 --> 00:23:50,022
It isn't, actually, but it's all
I had off from work.
617
00:23:50,021 --> 00:23:55,011
[Carrie] Suddenly, Miranda
understood the new "should" in
her life.
618
00:23:55,010 --> 00:23:58,010
The things you should do for
someone you love.
619
00:23:58,014 --> 00:24:01,014
I'm sorry, Steve,
I'm an asshole.
620
00:24:01,011 --> 00:24:04,011
Yeah, you are.
But you're my asshole.
621
00:24:04,013 --> 00:24:07,023
That's sweet
and gross at the same time.
622
00:24:08,017 --> 00:24:10,017
Well, relax.
623
00:24:10,021 --> 00:24:12,021
We're leaving in the morning.
624
00:24:12,021 --> 00:24:14,011
The honeymoon's over.
625
00:24:16,001 --> 00:24:17,001
Say that again.
626
00:24:18,003 --> 00:24:19,013
The honeymoon's over.
627
00:24:19,012 --> 00:24:20,022
Ooh...
628
00:24:20,018 --> 00:24:23,018
[Carrie] For Miranda,
once the honeymoon was over,
629
00:24:23,019 --> 00:24:25,009
it could finally begin.
630
00:24:25,011 --> 00:24:29,001
Hey, I got a brain, you know.
631
00:24:34,023 --> 00:24:37,013
[Carrie] The next day,
at Dr. McAndrew's office...
632
00:24:37,014 --> 00:24:40,004
impatient patients were getting
desperate.
633
00:24:44,006 --> 00:24:45,006
God bless.
634
00:24:52,004 --> 00:24:53,024
Pulling out all the stops, huh?
635
00:24:53,017 --> 00:24:56,997
Well, what else was I gonna
wear, a big tumor?
636
00:24:57,002 --> 00:24:58,012
Hmm.
637
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,014
[clearing throat]
638
00:25:06,008 --> 00:25:07,008
This is my second day
639
00:25:07,016 --> 00:25:09,996
at this fu-- kakta office...
640
00:25:10,006 --> 00:25:13,006
and my good friend, the features
editor at Vanity Fair--
641
00:25:13,010 --> 00:25:16,010
Miss Jones, I've told you a
thousand times...
642
00:25:16,011 --> 00:25:17,021
there's nothing I can do.
643
00:25:19,012 --> 00:25:21,002
Oh, my God!
644
00:25:21,023 --> 00:25:23,013
Is this-- Are y--
645
00:25:23,014 --> 00:25:25,014
You're Smith Jerrod's
girlfriend?
646
00:25:26,019 --> 00:25:27,999
Well, yes.
647
00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:29,014
I suppose I am.
648
00:25:29,012 --> 00:25:32,022
[Carrie] It was the one name
Samantha hadn't dropped.
649
00:25:32,019 --> 00:25:35,009
Oh, my gosh.
I love him.
650
00:25:37,015 --> 00:25:39,005
He's my screen saver.
651
00:25:39,008 --> 00:25:41,008
Oh...
652
00:25:41,012 --> 00:25:42,022
What's he like?
653
00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:46,998
Well... he's a...
he's a very loyal boyfriend.
654
00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:48,015
Always by my side.
655
00:25:49,001 --> 00:25:51,001
He would probably
come here with me...
656
00:25:51,005 --> 00:25:52,005
if I had an appointment.
657
00:25:52,011 --> 00:25:54,001
Here?
Smith Jerrod in this office?
658
00:25:54,004 --> 00:25:55,014
Uh-huh.
659
00:25:55,014 --> 00:25:56,024
Oh, my gosh, um...
660
00:25:56,018 --> 00:25:57,018
Let's see, um...
661
00:25:57,019 --> 00:25:59,009
Well...
662
00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:01,015
Sometimes I make an appointment
at eight o'clock.
663
00:26:01,019 --> 00:26:03,009
She doesn't like it,
but she'll do it.
664
00:26:03,007 --> 00:26:04,007
I could come at 8:00.
665
00:26:04,010 --> 00:26:05,010
Um, and Smith,
666
00:26:05,007 --> 00:26:06,017
does he get up that early?
667
00:26:06,018 --> 00:26:08,018
For this, I think he would.
668
00:26:08,021 --> 00:26:10,021
Oh, and, um...
669
00:26:10,019 --> 00:26:13,019
if you could get her an
appointment...
670
00:26:13,018 --> 00:26:16,008
he might kiss you...
on the lips.
671
00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:19,010
You're tomorrow at 8:00 a.m.
672
00:26:19,016 --> 00:26:20,016
She's 7:45.
673
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,010
[exhales] Thank you so much.
674
00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:26,005
[Carrie] Smith turned out
to be more than a screen saver.
675
00:26:26,010 --> 00:26:27,020
He was a life saver.
676
00:26:27,018 --> 00:26:28,018
We're in.
677
00:26:30,009 --> 00:26:31,009
Oh, my God.
678
00:26:31,014 --> 00:26:33,014
No. Oh, my boyfriend.
679
00:26:33,012 --> 00:26:35,022
[Carrie] And that is how Smith
got Samantha in...
680
00:26:35,021 --> 00:26:37,001
plus nun.
681
00:26:37,005 --> 00:26:41,015
[sounds of seagulls]
682
00:26:43,004 --> 00:26:44,014
Are you cold?
683
00:26:44,010 --> 00:26:45,010
No, I'm okay.
684
00:26:47,015 --> 00:26:48,995
You're very quiet today.
685
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:51,020
What is it?
686
00:26:55,001 --> 00:26:56,011
This vasectomy.
687
00:26:59,012 --> 00:27:01,012
It's not reversible, is it?
688
00:27:02,003 --> 00:27:04,003
I guess not for me.
689
00:27:05,022 --> 00:27:07,012
Okay.
690
00:27:07,009 --> 00:27:08,009
Yeah.
691
00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:14,000
And we are quiet again, huh?
692
00:27:18,014 --> 00:27:20,014
I know you may think...
693
00:27:20,009 --> 00:27:23,019
it's way too early to say what
I'm about to say, but...
694
00:27:25,022 --> 00:27:26,022
it's not.
695
00:27:26,023 --> 00:27:28,013
Say what?
696
00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:31,020
I think...
697
00:27:32,022 --> 00:27:33,022
that...
698
00:27:35,002 --> 00:27:36,022
I could really be with you.
699
00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:39,003
And...
700
00:27:39,003 --> 00:27:41,013
I just wanna say that...
701
00:27:42,010 --> 00:27:43,010
if this is...
702
00:27:43,014 --> 00:27:44,024
something...
703
00:27:45,013 --> 00:27:46,013
you are thinking...
704
00:27:47,022 --> 00:27:49,022
I need to know because...
705
00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:54,010
I'm thirty-eight, as you said...
706
00:27:54,014 --> 00:27:55,014
and...
707
00:27:57,004 --> 00:27:58,004
so...
708
00:28:01,003 --> 00:28:02,003
I'm thirty-eight.
709
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,010
Thirty-eight is young.
710
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,016
Yeah, well...
711
00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:07,020
that depends
who you're talking to.
712
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
So, here we are, so soon.
713
00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:14,020
As you said...
714
00:28:14,023 --> 00:28:15,023
I...
715
00:28:17,010 --> 00:28:20,010
I could really be with you
as well.
716
00:28:21,010 --> 00:28:23,020
But believe me,
I know who I am.
717
00:28:23,023 --> 00:28:26,013
And I won't change my mind.
718
00:28:27,011 --> 00:28:29,021
I'm simply too old for that.
719
00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:35,010
Being a parent is an
extraordinary thing.
720
00:28:35,012 --> 00:28:37,022
I wouldn't want you
to miss that.
721
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,020
If it's something you want.
722
00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:41,001
And you should have...
723
00:28:41,004 --> 00:28:43,004
everything you want.
724
00:28:48,022 --> 00:28:50,012
I am kinda cold.
725
00:28:51,006 --> 00:28:52,006
Come on.
726
00:29:01,012 --> 00:29:04,012
[Carrie] I didn't know
exactly what I wanted...
727
00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:06,020
but I felt like
I was getting warmer.