1 00:00:57,625 --> 00:01:00,995 One of the best things about being in a great relationship 2 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:04,043 is feeling comfortable enough to leave it for an evening. 3 00:01:06,542 --> 00:01:09,632 So what exactly do you gals do when you get together? 4 00:01:10,375 --> 00:01:12,245 Oh, the usual stuff. 5 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:13,923 -Braid each other's hair... -Hmm. 6 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,290 -Crank calls. -Ah! 7 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:17,495 Oh, and that Wiccan stuff that's big now. 8 00:01:17,583 --> 00:01:18,833 You don't talk about the boys? 9 00:01:18,917 --> 00:01:21,207 Well, I can't lie. 10 00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:23,381 Sometimes there is talk of the boys. 11 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,998 Men's greatest fear. 12 00:01:25,083 --> 00:01:26,753 I thought it was hair loss. 13 00:01:26,834 --> 00:01:27,924 No problem here. 14 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,750 I can tell. 15 00:01:29,834 --> 00:01:31,834 Feel free to pass that on to the gals. 16 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:35,713 -I'll try to work that into the conversation. - Hmm. 17 00:01:37,458 --> 00:01:38,578 Goodbye. 18 00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:40,497 -Goodbye. -Bye. 19 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:47,285 E. B. White once said that no one should come to New York 20 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,075 unless they are very lucky. 21 00:01:49,166 --> 00:01:50,496 I was. 22 00:01:50,583 --> 00:01:52,753 I had an amazing boyfriend who had all his hair, 23 00:01:52,834 --> 00:01:55,174 good friends to talk about him with... 24 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:05,326 And a married ex-boyfriend I had slept with a week ago. 25 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:12,920 May I just say... Wow. 26 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,210 What can I say? I've arrived! 27 00:02:15,291 --> 00:02:16,751 Samantha had invited us over 28 00:02:16,834 --> 00:02:19,004 to celebrate her new downtown apartment, 29 00:02:19,083 --> 00:02:20,383 three new uptown clients, 30 00:02:20,458 --> 00:02:22,458 and her general fabulousness. 31 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:23,582 And who knew all this existed 32 00:02:23,667 --> 00:02:25,167 in the meatpacking district? 33 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:28,960 Yes, just yards away from dumpsters full of decaying cow. 34 00:02:29,041 --> 00:02:30,331 Homemade baby quiche? 35 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:32,247 You made these? 36 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:34,003 Oh, hell no, I had them delivered. 37 00:02:34,083 --> 00:02:35,633 Along with the dinner, the wine, 38 00:02:35,709 --> 00:02:37,329 and a DVD of An Affair To Remember 39 00:02:37,417 --> 00:02:39,127 that we're watching later, drunk. 40 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:40,788 You can get DVDs delivered? 41 00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:42,705 I use this hot new home delivery service. 42 00:02:42,792 --> 00:02:44,252 You call them, anything you want 43 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:45,713 they bring you within an hour. 44 00:02:45,792 --> 00:02:46,752 Anything? 45 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,384 Mmm! Last night I ordered condoms. 46 00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:51,788 Please tell me you didn't fuck the delivery guy. 47 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:53,625 No, John, the hot guy from the gym. 48 00:02:53,709 --> 00:02:56,789 And let me just say that the condoms came a lot faster than he did. 49 00:02:56,875 --> 00:02:58,875 Now there's an ad slogan. 50 00:02:58,959 --> 00:03:00,419 Oh, ladies, let's just say it. 51 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:01,670 We have it all. 52 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:03,500 Great apartments, great jobs, 53 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:05,543 great friends, great sex. 54 00:03:05,625 --> 00:03:08,165 We can have our baby quiche delivered and eat it too. 55 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:09,670 Exactly, at my age, 56 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:12,210 my mother was saddled with three kids and a drunk husband. 57 00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:13,921 You just have three drunk friends. 58 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,750 By choice! 59 00:03:15,834 --> 00:03:17,834 Well, I think that "having it all" really means 60 00:03:17,917 --> 00:03:20,207 having someone special to share it with. 61 00:03:20,291 --> 00:03:22,501 Oh, please, that's so "Barney." 62 00:03:22,583 --> 00:03:24,003 Well, I'm sorry. 63 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:26,503 My life wasn't really complete until I met Trey. 64 00:03:26,583 --> 00:03:29,333 And Trey's mom is so great. 65 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:32,537 Wait till you all meet her at this engagement party she's throwing for us. 66 00:03:32,625 --> 00:03:34,165 You will love her. 67 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:38,000 You see us, Manhattan? We have it all! 68 00:03:38,083 --> 00:03:39,543 Fuck you! 69 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:40,995 You wish! 70 00:03:43,792 --> 00:03:46,582 Carrie, go home, I can take care of this. 71 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:49,327 Three hours later, Deborah Kerr had revealed 72 00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:50,957 her awful secret to Cary Grant, 73 00:03:51,041 --> 00:03:53,581 and I'd still told no one mine. 74 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:57,421 I slept with Big last week. 75 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,000 You're having an affair? 76 00:03:59,083 --> 00:04:01,043 No, no, no affair. 77 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:05,165 It was one night and it is not happening again. 78 00:04:05,709 --> 00:04:06,829 Okay. 79 00:04:07,542 --> 00:04:09,962 Please don't tell Charlotte or Miranda. 80 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,671 Okay. 81 00:04:13,417 --> 00:04:16,077 God, I'm awful. I'm awful! 82 00:04:16,166 --> 00:04:18,576 I have this great boyfriend. 83 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:20,077 I don't know what I was doing. 84 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:23,496 Nothing men haven't been doing for centuries. 85 00:04:24,166 --> 00:04:25,376 Was it good? 86 00:04:29,667 --> 00:04:32,877 It was great and it's not happening again. 87 00:04:32,959 --> 00:04:34,379 Got it. 88 00:04:34,458 --> 00:04:35,958 Plates. 89 00:04:40,792 --> 00:04:43,962 How could it feel so good when it's so bad? 90 00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:46,461 Oh, honey, they design it that way. 91 00:04:46,542 --> 00:04:50,252 It's like Big and I, we have this thing. 92 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,333 It's all about the pheromones. 93 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:54,787 We're all just animals reacting to each other's smell. 94 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:57,415 But I have this non-married, wonderful boyfriend, 95 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:58,750 with all his hair, 96 00:04:58,834 --> 00:05:00,464 waiting for me, who smells great. 97 00:05:00,542 --> 00:05:01,792 Don't beat yourself up. 98 00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:03,245 Aidan hasn't said "I love you" yet. 99 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,003 Until he does, you're a free agent. 100 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:07,173 What is that? "The rules" according to Samantha? 101 00:05:07,250 --> 00:05:09,710 See? I'm more old fashioned than you think. 102 00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:12,332 I don't want to be a free agent. 103 00:05:15,333 --> 00:05:18,253 Don't you want to judge me, just a little bit? 104 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:20,540 Not my style. 105 00:05:24,709 --> 00:05:28,379 Yeah, hang on. 106 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,167 -Hang on! 107 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:35,880 Hey. 108 00:05:35,959 --> 00:05:37,419 Hi. 109 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:40,923 Hi. Oh, God, I missed you. 110 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,830 You gotta go see the gals more often. 111 00:05:42,917 --> 00:05:44,417 Hmm... 112 00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:48,415 Come on. 113 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:52,247 Suddenly I felt safe again. 114 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:54,633 It had all just been a big bad dream. 115 00:05:54,709 --> 00:05:58,419 As long as I was near Aidan, it would all be okay... 116 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:01,419 Until the morning. 117 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:04,210 Why do you have to go to Pennsylvania today? 118 00:06:04,291 --> 00:06:05,461 See that chair? 119 00:06:05,542 --> 00:06:08,422 It's got owners that miss it very much. 120 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,750 Go tomorrow, c'mon, stay. 121 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:13,666 I'll make you cookies. 122 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:15,210 You don't cook. 123 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,211 I'll buy you cookies. 124 00:06:17,291 --> 00:06:18,751 C'mon, stay? 125 00:06:18,834 --> 00:06:20,714 It's just for a couple of days. 126 00:06:20,792 --> 00:06:23,462 You've gotta have some stuff that you want to do. 127 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:26,460 Mmm. 128 00:06:26,542 --> 00:06:29,212 What I needed to do was not be alone. 129 00:06:29,291 --> 00:06:30,631 Be good. 130 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:52,206 Downtown, Samantha woke up to discover she did have it all... 131 00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:53,881 including the flu. 132 00:06:53,959 --> 00:06:56,289 Oh! 133 00:07:01,417 --> 00:07:03,327 Shit. 134 00:07:04,417 --> 00:07:05,877 Oh! 135 00:07:08,625 --> 00:07:11,375 Samantha never wanted a man around in the morning, 136 00:07:11,458 --> 00:07:13,248 until she needed one. 137 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,423 John? 138 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,670 Hey, it's Samantha. 139 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,380 Jones. 140 00:07:18,834 --> 00:07:20,424 From the gym. 141 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:21,960 Yeah, right. 142 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:26,541 Listen, I was wondering if you might be able to drop by 143 00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:28,665 on your way to work this morning? 144 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:33,633 Honey, I can hardly blow my nose, let alone blow you. 145 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:39,043 Yeah, well, I wouldn't want you to get sick either. 146 00:07:44,291 --> 00:07:45,791 Later that day, 147 00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:48,245 in the bridal registry department at Bergdorf Goodman, 148 00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:51,133 Charlotte discovered she wanted it all, and more. 149 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:52,378 Thirteen hundred dollars? 150 00:07:52,458 --> 00:07:53,538 Yes. 151 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,961 And we do very well with it. 152 00:07:56,041 --> 00:07:57,461 It's really beautiful. 153 00:07:57,542 --> 00:08:00,922 Yes. And it'll look lovely under the ramen noodles 154 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,080 we'll be forced to eat due to my outstanding China loans. 155 00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:06,415 Oh, no... 156 00:08:06,875 --> 00:08:09,875 No, not that face. 157 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:13,040 Alright, if it's what you want. 158 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:16,325 I'm too crazy about you to say no. 159 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:17,883 Mmm. 160 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:22,575 I've got to get back to the hospital. I've got a 2:00 angioplasty. 161 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:24,667 Did you do your guest list for the party? 162 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,630 Oh, right, right. 163 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:28,293 Here. 164 00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:30,423 Almost forgot. 165 00:08:36,417 --> 00:08:37,747 Sweetie? 166 00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:40,254 -Hmm? -What's this? 167 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:44,253 Oh, prenuptial agreements, totally standard. 168 00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:45,753 Everyone in the family has one. 169 00:08:45,834 --> 00:08:47,424 I think you sign on page four or something. 170 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,960 Feel free to have your lawyer look it over if you want. 171 00:08:50,583 --> 00:08:52,253 I'll call you later. 172 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:00,998 Well, this all looks pretty normal. 173 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:03,793 Charlotte wasted no time having a lawyer look over the papers. 174 00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:05,705 Normal? We haven't even gotten married yet, 175 00:09:05,792 --> 00:09:07,382 and already we're talking about divorce. 176 00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:09,378 Sweetie, a lot of people do prenups these days. 177 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:11,958 Marriage is supposed to be about love and happiness. 178 00:09:12,041 --> 00:09:14,041 And the merging and protection of assets. 179 00:09:14,125 --> 00:09:15,915 That is so unromantic. 180 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,790 And necessary. 50% of marriages end in divorce. 181 00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:20,705 See? There it is again, "divorce." 182 00:09:20,792 --> 00:09:23,292 I'm sure you'll live happily ever after. But I gotta tell ya, 183 00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:25,825 I wouldn't get married without one of these to protect myself. 184 00:09:25,917 --> 00:09:28,537 See, I'm safe. I mean, what's he gonna take from me, shoes? 185 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:30,245 Wait a minute, maybe I do need one. 186 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:31,883 -Hmm! -What? 187 00:09:31,959 --> 00:09:33,669 Okay, this is a little unusual. 188 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:34,960 He has you on a vesting schedule. 189 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,131 For every five years that you're married, 190 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:39,878 you get a percentage of $500,000. 191 00:09:39,959 --> 00:09:43,039 I'm only worth $500,000? 192 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,415 Over 30 years. 193 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,580 Well, maybe that's your wholesale price. 194 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:47,957 And if you have any boys, 195 00:09:48,041 --> 00:09:50,751 you'll get another hundred grand, free and clear. 196 00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:53,254 Well, how much for girls? 197 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:54,883 Um... 198 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:58,040 -Nada. -Well, that's just bad business. 199 00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:02,455 I can't sign that. I can't marry someone knowing they feel this way. 200 00:10:02,542 --> 00:10:03,962 Listen, this is just their opening offer. 201 00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:06,331 It's totally standard to go back in and negotiate. 202 00:10:06,417 --> 00:10:08,787 Negotiate? I can't even buy stuff on sale. 203 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,955 Talk to Trey. I'm sure his lawyers 204 00:10:11,041 --> 00:10:13,041 will be able to take care of all of this. 205 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:14,625 Working over lunch? 206 00:10:14,709 --> 00:10:16,879 They're right, the New York office is tougher than ours. 207 00:10:16,959 --> 00:10:19,629 George, this is Carrie and Charlotte. 208 00:10:19,709 --> 00:10:21,129 George works in our Chicago office. 209 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,998 Hi. I'm here all week taking depositions. 210 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:24,923 And restaurant recommendations 211 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,630 from hip and trendy New Yorkers. 212 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:27,919 You're "hip and trendy"? 213 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,710 George is from Chicago. 214 00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:33,082 -So, it was good, huh? -It was fantastic. 215 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,076 I hope the place I take you tomorrow night lives up to your standards. 216 00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:37,956 Oh, I'm sure it'll be great. 217 00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:39,671 I'll drop by your office later. 218 00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:41,960 -Okay. -Nice meeting you, ladies. 219 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,461 -Bye. -Bye. 220 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:44,712 Well, well, well. 221 00:10:44,792 --> 00:10:47,042 They sure do grow 'em cute in the Midwest. 222 00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:49,325 I know, we have a date. 223 00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:51,207 You'd better find out how much he pays for boys 224 00:10:51,291 --> 00:10:52,921 before you get attached. 225 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,455 24 hours, three degrees of fever 226 00:10:56,542 --> 00:10:58,832 and two pages of her black book later, 227 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:01,577 Samantha was no closer to closing her deal. 228 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:02,917 Why don't you go fuck yourself, 229 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,460 because I won't be doing it again! 230 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:07,462 Ever! 231 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:11,002 Samantha was discovering it was much easier to find a guy to screw her 232 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:13,883 than one who'd screw in her curtain rod. 233 00:11:13,959 --> 00:11:16,129 She wasn't the only one who needed a fix. 234 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:19,958 That day I did everything I could to keep busy until Aidan came back. 235 00:11:20,041 --> 00:11:24,131 I rearranged my sweaters, I defrosted my fridge... 236 00:11:31,542 --> 00:11:34,752 I broke into my emergency hidden stash... 237 00:11:34,834 --> 00:11:36,834 And I thought about choices. 238 00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:39,077 Since birth, modern women have been told 239 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,326 we can do and be anything we want. 240 00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:44,497 Be an astronaut, the head of an internet company, 241 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:46,133 a stay-at-home mom. 242 00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:48,418 There aren't any rules anymore and the choices are endless 243 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,830 and apparently they can all be delivered right to your door. 244 00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:55,497 But is it possible that we've gotten so spoiled by choices 245 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:57,463 that we've become unable to make one? 246 00:11:57,542 --> 00:12:00,382 That a part of us knows that once you choose something, 247 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,878 one man, one great apartment, one amazing job, 248 00:12:03,959 --> 00:12:06,169 another option goes away? 249 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:10,330 Are we a generation of women who can't choose just one from column "A"? 250 00:12:10,417 --> 00:12:13,707 Did we all have too much to handle, or was Samantha right? 251 00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:15,132 Can we have it all? 252 00:12:16,792 --> 00:12:20,542 Two hours later, I had filed every article I'd ever written, 253 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:23,955 but I still couldn't file away what had happened with Big. 254 00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:25,631 And so I made a choice... 255 00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:29,826 I called him. 256 00:12:32,709 --> 00:12:34,499 -Yeah. 257 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,420 Hey, it's me, Carrie. 258 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,290 Jesus, Carrie. 259 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,495 How are you? 260 00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:42,253 I'm good, fine, um, okay. 261 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:45,003 Listen, uh, we need to talk about what happened with us. 262 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:48,583 -Right now? -Yes, rationally, and right now. 263 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:49,957 Apparently you're the boss. 264 00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:51,211 Okay, the thing is, 265 00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:52,921 it was just a physical thing that happened. 266 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,880 We gave in to our baser instincts, shit happens, 267 00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,249 blah, blah, blah. 268 00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:58,673 Are you wearing glasses? 269 00:12:58,750 --> 00:12:59,830 No. 270 00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:01,497 You sound like you're wearing glasses. 271 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:04,133 It can't happen again, you're married. 272 00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:05,748 I'm aware of that. 273 00:13:05,834 --> 00:13:07,424 But, c'mon. 274 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,500 It was pretty fucking amazing, wasn't it? 275 00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:11,503 That is so not the point. 276 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,383 We're intelligent human beings here. 277 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:16,288 We have to learn to rise above the physical stuff. 278 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,035 You can learn to do that? 279 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,420 Apparently we couldn't. 280 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,750 Next time we're going to a hotel. 281 00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:26,332 I can smell the guy on your sheets. 282 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:28,997 Wood chips and Paco Rabanne. 283 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:30,713 He doesn't wear cologne. 284 00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,128 Maybe he should. 285 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,538 And, by the way? 286 00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:36,165 There'll be no "next time." 287 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,790 This is gonna be like "The Bridges of Madison Avenue", 288 00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:40,785 a very brief affair I'll write about 289 00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,785 in sappy letters to my grandchildren. 290 00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:45,625 Can I have a beard in the book version? 291 00:13:45,709 --> 00:13:46,629 Huh? 292 00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:48,629 I've always wanted a beard. 293 00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:51,039 Maybe a goatee. 294 00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:53,625 It all felt so easy and so good. 295 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:56,579 I was like the moth to the old flame. 296 00:13:57,917 --> 00:13:59,707 Meanwhile, that night, 297 00:13:59,792 --> 00:14:02,632 Miranda was enjoying her new flame. 298 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:07,212 I can't fucking believe I have to catch an 11:00 flight. 299 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,040 But it was fun. 300 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,665 I swear to God, if I weren't going back to Chicago, 301 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:15,830 I would definitely be trying to sleep with you right now. 302 00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,748 And I'm drunk enough, I might have let you. 303 00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:21,627 Oh, damn. 304 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,170 I'll have to wait till next time. 305 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,500 So there will be a "next time"? 306 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:30,133 Of course, I come back and forth a lot. 307 00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:33,128 And in the meantime, there's always the phone. 308 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:35,710 I have one of those. 309 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,167 I'll call you tomorrow night. 310 00:14:43,709 --> 00:14:45,249 Damn. 311 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:50,883 The next night, Miranda was pleasantly surprised to hear from George. 312 00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,789 I knew you were a middle child! 313 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,375 I love it when I'm right! 314 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,958 Yeah, spoken like a true only child. 315 00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:00,212 They talked for two hours about everything, 316 00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:02,541 favorite foods, their families. 317 00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:06,495 It was one of the best dates Miranda had ever been on. 318 00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:07,883 Tell me what you're wearing. 319 00:15:07,959 --> 00:15:09,879 And then the date got even better. 320 00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:11,329 Nothing. 321 00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:12,747 Mmm. 322 00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:14,464 I wish I were there. 323 00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:15,582 Really. 324 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,037 What would you do? 325 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:21,705 I'd start by kissing your neck, slowly. 326 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,503 Mm-hmm. 327 00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:26,133 And then I'd work my way down 328 00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:29,538 and start licking your nipples... 329 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:30,785 Where's your hand? 330 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,075 On your dick. 331 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,746 Put the other one on you. 332 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:39,924 That night, Miranda started sleeping with George regularly. 333 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,750 She felt like she had it all. 334 00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:43,254 Her own independent life, 335 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,383 and a great boyfriend she could count on. 336 00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:49,078 He always called and she always came to the phone. 337 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:51,126 While Miranda was coming... 338 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,458 -...I was busy preparing for Aidan to come back. 339 00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:56,422 I had slept in Big's and my "sex sheets" for two days. 340 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:59,880 And like any good junkie, I knew how to hide the evidence. 341 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,542 Hey, you. 342 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,325 -C'mon. Hi. 343 00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:17,383 Ah, look at you. 344 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,128 I was sure he could see the scarlet "A" 345 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,628 burned into my chest. 346 00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:23,669 If Big could smell him, could he smell Big on me? 347 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,040 God, I missed you so much. 348 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,038 Wow. 349 00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:32,461 I should send you to Pennsylvania more often. 350 00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:34,132 You should. 351 00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:36,748 I realized something while I was gone. 352 00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,794 Oh, you did, did you? 353 00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:39,915 Yeah. 354 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,290 I love you, Carrie. 355 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:46,920 That too much? 356 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:52,075 -Around Trenton, I thought I shouldn't say it-- -No, no... 357 00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:57,376 I love you, too. 358 00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:05,749 Not only was my secret safe, 359 00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:08,544 but apparently I had become lovable. 360 00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:11,785 I felt awful... and so good. 361 00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,915 -Wait, no sheets. -Fuck the sheets. 362 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,670 ...so you're bent over and I'm playing with you. 363 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,420 And your dick is in my mouth. 364 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,040 Oh, Jesus. Oh, I think I'm gonna come. 365 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,745 The next night, Miranda was going to third with George when... 366 00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:27,134 -...her second line beeped in. 367 00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:28,878 Damnit, hold on. 368 00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:31,752 Hello! 369 00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:33,214 Trey says his mom won't negotiate! 370 00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:34,211 Hold on! 371 00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:35,711 You sound weird, are you okay? 372 00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:36,962 I'll be right back. 373 00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:40,543 Okay, your dick is in my mouth. 374 00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:41,875 Keep it there. 375 00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:43,629 -So now we know. 376 00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:45,039 The mom's the one holding the cards. 377 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,705 She's the one you're gonna have to go up against. 378 00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:47,922 How do I do that? 379 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,710 Charlotte, this isn't a good time, 380 00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:50,832 I'll call you tomorrow. 381 00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:54,541 Sorry. 382 00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,165 So am I. 383 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:58,670 You got me so hot I just came. 384 00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:00,671 You did, huh? 385 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:05,040 So, now we have to take care of you... 386 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:11,130 The next night, I went to take care of Samantha. 387 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,878 More cough syrup. 388 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,285 Which for Samantha meant 389 00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,745 making her mom's 390 00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:21,334 cough syrup and Fanta orange soda over ice. 391 00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:28,249 Mmm. 392 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:31,383 No offense, but this thing's about to make me sicker than you. 393 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,128 Give me my drink! 394 00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:35,168 Okay, okay. 395 00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:39,286 A frosted martini glass would make that a lot more appetizing. 396 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,710 Why don't you ask the super to fix your window? 397 00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:46,922 Because I don't have one. 398 00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:49,331 I own this fucking place, remember? 399 00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:55,421 I should have gotten married. 400 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:58,750 Then at least I'd have a curtain that closes! 401 00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:03,577 Oh, Carrie, it doesn't matter how much you have. 402 00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:07,501 If you don't have a guy who cares about you, 403 00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,213 it all means shit! 404 00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:12,961 Oh, sweetie, calm down. Shh. 405 00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:14,581 -Oh! 406 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,997 Three days of sleep deprivation had turned Samantha 407 00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,133 into a whole new woman... Charlotte. 408 00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:20,328 Here, here. 409 00:19:20,417 --> 00:19:21,787 For someone who had it all, 410 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:24,205 she had never felt more alone. 411 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,210 -Good girl. Okay. 412 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,920 I'm gonna tell you something. 413 00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:33,917 There's two types of guys out there. 414 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,170 The ones that hold your hand and the ones that fuck you. 415 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:40,330 And I'd slept with both of them in the last 48 hours. 416 00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:44,207 And the guys that fuck you aren't worth a damn! 417 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,250 We're all alone, Carrie! 418 00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:50,673 -Oh, we are not all alone. 419 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,750 We have each other. 420 00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:55,541 Oh, hey. 421 00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:00,497 -Come on. Bed. -Yeah. 422 00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:02,333 Three days of bed rest later, 423 00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:06,167 three healthy girls attended a very uptown party. 424 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:10,040 Jesus, it looks like Martha Stewart exploded in here. 425 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,705 Hey, look, headbands are back. 426 00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:14,002 I'm starving, where's the food? 427 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:17,463 It's amazing what four days of a cough syrup and Fanta diet 428 00:20:17,542 --> 00:20:19,082 will do for the appetite. 429 00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:22,036 They're WASPs, there's never food, only booze. 430 00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:24,625 Fine, one martini, six olives. 431 00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,575 I can't believe Charlotte wants to be in this world. 432 00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:29,127 Look at these people. 433 00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:30,878 They're like Ken and Barbie cutouts. 434 00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,709 -You guys made it! -Hey! 435 00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:33,922 Hi! 436 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,210 Ladies, I see you've found the bar. 437 00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:36,921 We're good that way. 438 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,290 Trey, you have to keep people out of the maid's room. 439 00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:43,625 There are photos of me rowing college crew in there. 440 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,169 It's mortifying. 441 00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:46,710 Mum, these are Charlotte's friends. 442 00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:49,082 -Ladies, this is my mum, Bunny. 443 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,536 Pleasure to have you. 444 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,245 Oh, there's Reverend Williams. 445 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,083 Maybe we should go say hello 446 00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,876 before he gets into the scotch. 447 00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:00,325 I'd say it was about 20 years too late for that. 448 00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,665 I haven't signed the prenup. 449 00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:06,750 What are you gonna do? 450 00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:08,464 I don't know, I'm so confused. 451 00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:10,582 I really love him, I do. 452 00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,667 But I feel like no one cares about me. 453 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,580 I thought that maybe if we could negotiate it'd be okay. 454 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:18,917 But now, this all feels so wrong. 455 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,290 What does Trey say? 456 00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:23,245 Nothing. He leaves this stuff up to his mother. 457 00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,543 A woman named Bunny? Honey, you could take her. 458 00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:28,035 Help me, what should I do? 459 00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,955 Oh, sweetie, we can't tell you what to do. 460 00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,251 I wasn't one to talk on the subject of marriage, 461 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,503 considering I might be in the process of breaking one up. 462 00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:38,043 You have to do whatever feels right to you. 463 00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:41,915 I guess it just depends how much you want to marry Trey. 464 00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:55,165 Bunny, do you have a minute? 465 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,210 Well, Charlotte, of course. 466 00:21:57,291 --> 00:22:00,421 Charlotte realized if she ever wanted to close the deal with Trey, 467 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:03,210 she'd have to close the deal with Bunny first. 468 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,791 I haven't signed the prenuptial agreement. 469 00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:07,455 Well, you've been busy. 470 00:22:07,542 --> 00:22:10,422 I have, um... 471 00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:14,205 A little problem with how much I'm worth. 472 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,380 I see. 473 00:22:16,834 --> 00:22:19,254 Well, Charlotte, that is the standard amount. 474 00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:23,423 It's how it's always been done in the McDougal family. 475 00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:25,500 Right. 476 00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:27,673 Not only would she have to negotiate, 477 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:30,080 she'd have to play hardball. 478 00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:33,378 Well, you know, 479 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,750 we haven't finalized all of the wedding arrangements. 480 00:22:36,834 --> 00:22:40,004 I know Trey would be disappointed if I backed out, 481 00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:42,253 and the Times announcement would run 482 00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:44,293 and I guess there would be some questions-- 483 00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:45,915 What do you want? 484 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:48,707 I'm worth a million. 485 00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:53,920 I did it! 486 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,460 I negotiated with Bunny and I signed the prenup! 487 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,712 -Oh! -Oh, that's great, sweetie. 488 00:22:58,792 --> 00:23:00,542 I'm getting married! 489 00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:02,825 Congratulations! 490 00:23:02,917 --> 00:23:03,997 I love him, I really do. 491 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:07,463 Ladies, may I sweep my bride away? 492 00:23:08,166 --> 00:23:09,786 She's all yours. 493 00:23:10,959 --> 00:23:12,959 It was then that each of us realized 494 00:23:13,041 --> 00:23:14,831 that we didn't have it all. 495 00:23:14,917 --> 00:23:17,627 Because we no longer had Charlotte. 496 00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:20,383 And then there were three. 497 00:23:20,458 --> 00:23:22,998 I can't believe she's marrying that guy. 498 00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:25,583 And for about a tenth of what she's worth. 499 00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:28,537 Hey, I thought you were Ms. Pro-marriage these days. 500 00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:29,785 Honey, I was delirious. 501 00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:33,035 I also saw plaid spots all over my bathtub. 502 00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:34,625 I can't believe I'm saying this, 503 00:23:34,709 --> 00:23:37,169 but it feels weird without her here. 504 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,830 That's such a Charlotte thing to say. 505 00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:42,247 After a full week full of Aidan and no cigarettes, 506 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:45,423 I felt like I had finally kicked my addiction. 507 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,750 Emu. 508 00:23:46,834 --> 00:23:48,334 What? 509 00:23:48,417 --> 00:23:50,917 32 across, rare bird, emu. 510 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,580 I was getting there. 511 00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:55,457 Not with the wrong word in 15 down you weren't. 512 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:03,535 And then my addiction found me. 513 00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:05,165 -Hello. I need to see you. 514 00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,880 Miranda, I'll call you back. 515 00:24:06,959 --> 00:24:09,209 I'm downstairs, if you don't come down, I'm coming up. 516 00:24:09,291 --> 00:24:11,041 Right, I'll call you later. 517 00:24:15,875 --> 00:24:19,245 I told Aidan I was taking Pete for a walk. 518 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,633 And he believed me, which only made it worse. 519 00:24:21,709 --> 00:24:25,459 -Don't ever call me at home again. Walk. 520 00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:29,083 You know, you can't just decide you want to see me and boom, I'm there! 521 00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:31,166 -Is this his dog? -Yes. 522 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:33,130 Do you know what your problem is? You want it all! 523 00:24:33,208 --> 00:24:35,918 You want the girl you screw, me, and the girl you go home to, her. 524 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 That's bullshit, I just want you. 525 00:24:39,959 --> 00:24:41,289 I can't do this anymore, 526 00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:43,375 sleep with two people at the same time. 527 00:24:46,417 --> 00:24:47,667 I'm gonna tell her tonight. 528 00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:49,130 -What? -What? 529 00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:51,328 No! No, no! You-- 530 00:24:51,417 --> 00:24:54,287 Married men don't just leave the-- 531 00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:57,955 I have a man who loves me and you have a wife who loves you! 532 00:24:58,041 --> 00:25:01,291 Don't talk about him and her like it's you and me. 533 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:02,875 You have no right to do this! 534 00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:05,959 You can't just come back into my life and fuck it all up! 535 00:25:06,041 --> 00:25:08,921 Well, I think there are two people doing the fucking here, Carrie. 536 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,290 Shit. 537 00:25:11,375 --> 00:25:13,245 Pete! Oh, shit! 538 00:25:13,542 --> 00:25:15,002 -Where are you going? -Oh, God! 539 00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:16,333 -Pete! -Wait, Carrie! 540 00:25:16,417 --> 00:25:18,877 Pete! Pete! 541 00:25:19,375 --> 00:25:20,745 Oh, shit. 542 00:25:20,834 --> 00:25:21,674 Carrie! 543 00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,210 Pete! 544 00:25:23,792 --> 00:25:26,042 Excuse me, excuse me. 545 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:34,455 Pete! 546 00:25:34,542 --> 00:25:35,922 Watch out! 547 00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:39,130 Whoa! Hey! 548 00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:50,003 Shit! 549 00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:55,457 No, go home, don't tell anyone, don't do anything. 550 00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:56,882 No, I wanna help. 551 00:25:56,959 --> 00:25:58,709 It isn't helping! 552 00:25:58,792 --> 00:26:00,252 Go home! 553 00:26:03,834 --> 00:26:05,714 Later, back at Miranda's home, 554 00:26:05,792 --> 00:26:07,332 things were heating up as well. 555 00:26:07,417 --> 00:26:09,377 Then I unbutton the last button 556 00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:13,168 and slip my hand in and touch your breast. 557 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:16,040 Mmm, your nipple's so hard... 558 00:26:17,125 --> 00:26:19,665 Uh... I'll be right back. 559 00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:35,036 And I'm thrusting, I'm thrusting, 560 00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:36,825 I'm deep inside of you! 561 00:26:36,917 --> 00:26:38,877 You were touching my breast. 562 00:26:38,959 --> 00:26:43,249 Yeah, yeah, I'm touching your breast and I'm thrusting hard into you... 563 00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:46,003 No, we hadn't gotten to that yet. 564 00:26:46,667 --> 00:26:48,327 Oh. 565 00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:54,043 Are you having phone sex with other people? 566 00:26:56,291 --> 00:26:58,581 Well, Miranda, 567 00:26:58,667 --> 00:27:01,207 I don't think we ever said this was an exclusive thing. 568 00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:02,751 Oh, my God! 569 00:27:02,834 --> 00:27:05,884 And with that, Miranda stopped being hung up on George. 570 00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:07,879 And so she hung up on him. 571 00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:12,208 Three hours later, I still hadn't found Pete. 572 00:27:12,291 --> 00:27:14,631 And I felt as lost as he was. 573 00:27:14,709 --> 00:27:16,079 I had a man who loved me 574 00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:18,286 and a man who wanted to leave his wife for me. 575 00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:21,665 I should have been on top of the world. But I wasn't. 576 00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:25,790 I didn't feel like I had it all, I felt like nothing. 577 00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:28,825 I had lost Pete, and I would probably lose Aidan, 578 00:27:28,917 --> 00:27:30,877 so I decided to come clean. 579 00:27:32,709 --> 00:27:33,829 Hey. 580 00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,963 Jesus, I was worried about you. 581 00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:38,381 Look... 582 00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:41,166 Oh, babe... 583 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:44,673 Oh, my God! 584 00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:46,578 Pete's here? 585 00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:48,384 Oh, my God, I lost him! 586 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:52,378 I-- I lost him and I was... I looked for him and I... 587 00:27:52,917 --> 00:27:54,877 Oh, Pete, c'mere. 588 00:27:54,959 --> 00:27:57,039 Oh, c'mere, Pete. 589 00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:59,955 -Oh, God. -Hey. 590 00:28:00,041 --> 00:28:01,791 I'm an awful girlfriend. 591 00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:03,995 -Hey, take it easy. -I'm awful. 592 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,423 He's a dog, he runs away. 593 00:28:06,834 --> 00:28:09,424 He found his way back. Come here. 594 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:11,580 And so had I. 595 00:28:14,834 --> 00:28:17,254 Carrie, I need to ask you something. 596 00:28:19,542 --> 00:28:20,752 Okay. 597 00:28:20,834 --> 00:28:22,834 I don't want to be paranoid here. Okay? 598 00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:25,077 But, you took Pete for a walk 599 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:28,876 and we both know you're not big on the dog walking. 600 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,753 And I can smell something. 601 00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:46,250 Are you cheating? 602 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,170 I can smell the smoke on you. 603 00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:00,125 Oh. 604 00:29:00,583 --> 00:29:02,963 You're smoking again, aren't you? 605 00:29:05,625 --> 00:29:07,125 Yeah. 606 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,920 Yeah, I am. 607 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 It was the truth. 608 00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:15,463 Are you gonna quit? 609 00:29:15,542 --> 00:29:17,752 I really want to. 610 00:29:17,834 --> 00:29:19,544 And that was, too. 611 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:22,500 Come here.