1 00:00:57,959 --> 00:01:00,579 [Carrie] I had been dating politician Bill Kelley 2 00:01:00,667 --> 00:01:02,207 for three weeks now. 3 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:04,671 Since most of my time with him was spent on the campaign trail, 4 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:06,790 I decided to dress the part. 5 00:01:06,875 --> 00:01:08,665 I found some vintage Halston 6 00:01:08,750 --> 00:01:11,960 and did a spin on Jackie Kennedy, the early years. 7 00:01:12,291 --> 00:01:13,751 Go Kelley. 8 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:22,500 Who here knows what a city comptroller does? 9 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:25,173 [kids] Me! 10 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:26,670 You do? 11 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:28,250 [Carrie] I figured we made a good match. 12 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:31,793 I was adept at fashion, he was adept at politics. 13 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:34,705 [Kelley] At the heart of this world city is a populace whose passion, 14 00:01:34,792 --> 00:01:37,042 love and devotion to their home... 15 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:39,075 [Carrie] And really, what's the difference? 16 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:41,246 They're both about recycling shopworn ideas 17 00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:43,923 and making them seem fresh and inspiring. 18 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,080 And it is this unique love affair, 19 00:01:46,166 --> 00:01:50,166 this symbiotic relationship between citizenry and city 20 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:53,170 that I promise to cherish and protect. 21 00:01:53,583 --> 00:01:56,083 -Thank you. -[applause] 22 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:59,036 -Great guy. -Yes, he is. 23 00:02:07,875 --> 00:02:11,205 Can I talk to you about proposition 114? 24 00:02:11,291 --> 00:02:12,291 What is that? 25 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:14,075 You and me in the bedroom. 26 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:17,170 Is that on the ballot? 27 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:19,540 Well, it oughta be, I'd back it. 28 00:02:19,625 --> 00:02:22,535 Or front it, or whatever position you want. 29 00:02:24,166 --> 00:02:25,826 Which way is the bedroom? 30 00:02:26,375 --> 00:02:27,285 [Carrie] Ahh! 31 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:30,535 [giggling] Put me down! 32 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:35,210 Oh, God! Well, you're all man... 33 00:02:36,834 --> 00:02:40,544 [Carrie] That was the night I had my political consciousness raised. 34 00:02:42,792 --> 00:02:45,252 So how about a movie Wednesday night? 35 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,423 Wednesday? 36 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,670 I'm not sure, I might be working. 37 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:50,250 Thursday then. 38 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:52,293 Okay, maybe Thursday. 39 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:53,665 I'll see. 40 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:55,540 Why, do you have plans? 41 00:02:55,875 --> 00:03:00,245 Steve, you can't just assume that I'm gonna be free every night, right? 42 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:03,423 Ah... Is it a date? 43 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:05,463 It could be a date. 44 00:03:05,542 --> 00:03:07,502 In which case I wouldn't necessarily 45 00:03:07,583 --> 00:03:09,333 share that information with you. 46 00:03:09,417 --> 00:03:11,497 Why not? I'd like to know, who are you dating? 47 00:03:11,583 --> 00:03:13,463 Nobody in particular. 48 00:03:14,041 --> 00:03:16,711 -Anybody specifically? -What is this, the third degree? 49 00:03:16,792 --> 00:03:18,172 I'm just trying to figure out 50 00:03:18,250 --> 00:03:20,630 when I get to see you again. 51 00:03:20,709 --> 00:03:22,919 I'm not dating anyone else. 52 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,880 I'm not planning on dating anyone else. 53 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,749 I just want to see you. 54 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:32,625 I see. 55 00:03:33,792 --> 00:03:35,252 Exclusively. 56 00:03:38,458 --> 00:03:39,748 I got it. 57 00:03:40,917 --> 00:03:44,667 That's very sweet. I just hadn't thought about things that way. 58 00:03:44,917 --> 00:03:46,627 So, think about it. 59 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:49,076 Okay. 60 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:50,326 Because I've thought about it. 61 00:03:50,417 --> 00:03:51,747 And I think if we really want to see 62 00:03:51,834 --> 00:03:53,504 if things can work out between us this time, 63 00:03:53,583 --> 00:03:57,133 we gotta at least make the commitment to be exclusive. 64 00:03:59,208 --> 00:04:00,458 Okay. 65 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,785 I hear ya. 66 00:04:03,625 --> 00:04:04,955 Okay. 67 00:04:11,583 --> 00:04:14,883 [Carrie] The truth was, there were no other candidates in sight, 68 00:04:14,959 --> 00:04:16,329 but Miranda wasn't sure 69 00:04:16,417 --> 00:04:19,167 she was ready to let Steve win by default. 70 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:22,495 I can't believe you're dating a politician. 71 00:04:22,583 --> 00:04:23,923 You're not even registered to vote! 72 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,630 It's the undecideds they're really after. 73 00:04:25,709 --> 00:04:27,169 Well, I totally get it. 74 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:28,460 Not only is he good looking, 75 00:04:28,542 --> 00:04:30,422 but he's got the power thing going for him. 76 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:31,710 It's gotta be a turn-on. 77 00:04:31,792 --> 00:04:34,252 Oh, yeah, I'm dating a potential comptroller. 78 00:04:34,333 --> 00:04:35,883 -It's hot. -[Miranda laughs] 79 00:04:35,959 --> 00:04:37,749 I want to help out with the campaign. 80 00:04:37,834 --> 00:04:40,174 Since when are you interested in politics? 81 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:41,290 [Charlotte] Always. 82 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:43,035 It's a really great way to meet men. 83 00:04:43,125 --> 00:04:44,245 And with Carrie by our side, 84 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:46,293 we can just get to meet the inner circle 85 00:04:46,375 --> 00:04:48,285 and all the really interesting donors. 86 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:51,245 By interesting men she means single and rich. 87 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,463 Whoa, guys, he's not running for president. 88 00:04:53,542 --> 00:04:56,672 Oh, he should, I'd vote for him. He's really cute. 89 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:58,080 So? 90 00:04:58,166 --> 00:05:00,956 I always vote for candidates according to their looks. 91 00:05:01,041 --> 00:05:04,001 I base my decision on the swimsuit competition. 92 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:07,503 The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. 93 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:09,463 Look what happened with Nixon. 94 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:12,672 No one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone. 95 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:14,460 I used to have a college crush on Dan Quayle. 96 00:05:14,542 --> 00:05:16,542 [Carrie] The country needs a president in a hat. 97 00:05:16,625 --> 00:05:18,665 No one wears a hat anymore. 98 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:21,460 FDR: good president... 99 00:05:21,542 --> 00:05:22,882 Wore a hat. 100 00:05:22,959 --> 00:05:25,789 So busy picking out a hat, he forgot to get in the war. 101 00:05:25,875 --> 00:05:27,665 I had a college crush on Dan Quayle. 102 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:30,630 Yeah, we pretty much tried to ignore that the first time. 103 00:05:30,709 --> 00:05:33,379 I think it was his crisp, white shirts... 104 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,998 Reminded me of my father. 105 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:36,883 So, basically, you're just voting for your father? 106 00:05:36,959 --> 00:05:39,329 -Yeah. -I always thought there was something homoerotic 107 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:41,667 about Quayle's relationship with Bush, 108 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:43,000 very Batman and Robin. 109 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:44,673 Well, based strictly on looks... 110 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:47,750 No one was more handsome than JFK. 111 00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:49,884 Or quicker to jump in the sack, I might add. 112 00:05:49,959 --> 00:05:53,039 I'm glad you three weren't around during the original 13 colonies. 113 00:05:53,125 --> 00:05:56,205 I don't think our founding fathers were very "fuck-able". 114 00:05:56,291 --> 00:05:57,541 [Samantha] I don't know... 115 00:05:57,625 --> 00:06:01,125 I heard that Thomas Jefferson was a real fox. 116 00:06:01,208 --> 00:06:02,328 [Carrie] There we were, 117 00:06:02,417 --> 00:06:05,167 just four girls talking politics. 118 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:07,830 Meanwhile, Miranda was facing a day at the polls 119 00:06:07,917 --> 00:06:09,497 a bit earlier than she expected. 120 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:11,793 Last night, as we were walking home from dinner, 121 00:06:11,875 --> 00:06:13,285 Steve asked me to go steady. 122 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:15,825 Oh, how sweet. They still call it that? 123 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,627 I don't know that I can make that kind of commitment. 124 00:06:17,709 --> 00:06:19,709 Well, how many other guys are you dating? 125 00:06:19,792 --> 00:06:21,502 That's not the point. 126 00:06:21,583 --> 00:06:24,133 I'm just so ambivalent about Steve and moving forward. 127 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:26,038 Well, you did let him back in your life. 128 00:06:26,125 --> 00:06:27,245 So? 129 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:29,213 So, that's gotta mean there's something there. 130 00:06:29,291 --> 00:06:30,711 Sure, there's plenty there, 131 00:06:30,792 --> 00:06:32,922 lots of flaws that make me not want to stick my neck out. 132 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,500 But then there's a lot of really great stuff too. 133 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:38,173 Maybe I should just be honest and tell him what I'm really feeling, 134 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:40,830 which is: what if somebody better comes along? 135 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:43,627 You gotta put a better spin on it than that. 136 00:06:44,291 --> 00:06:46,081 You see, that's my problem. 137 00:06:46,166 --> 00:06:48,996 I don't know how to be political in relationships. 138 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:51,333 Uh-oh, it's time for the ol' list. 139 00:06:51,417 --> 00:06:54,207 Things you like about Steve, things you don't like about Steve. 140 00:06:54,291 --> 00:06:55,961 See which column is longer. 141 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:59,421 -That's so judgmental. -Miranda, you are judgmental. 142 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,130 Why don't you put it to good use? 143 00:07:01,709 --> 00:07:04,169 Okay... Fine. 144 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,920 I'll make a list. 145 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,380 [Carrie] Though politics had always seemed as relevant to me 146 00:07:09,458 --> 00:07:11,458 as a new Erica Jong novel, 147 00:07:11,542 --> 00:07:14,382 I did find it interesting that a discussion about politics 148 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:17,458 ultimately became a discussion about sex, 149 00:07:17,542 --> 00:07:19,042 and a discussion about sex 150 00:07:19,125 --> 00:07:21,745 ultimately became a question of politics. 151 00:07:21,834 --> 00:07:24,584 Which led me to wonder if the two weren't in fact, 152 00:07:24,667 --> 00:07:28,247 inextricably linked, and if so... 153 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:31,633 can there be sex without politics? 154 00:07:31,709 --> 00:07:34,959 That night, Samantha discovered a hot new candidate of her own. 155 00:07:35,041 --> 00:07:37,961 [man] Hey there, pink lady, can I buy that for you? 156 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:41,132 Maybe... if you promise never to use a lame line 157 00:07:41,208 --> 00:07:42,418 like that ever again. 158 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:44,000 Hey, it worked, didn't it? 159 00:07:44,083 --> 00:07:45,883 -Jeff Fenton. -Samantha Jones. 160 00:07:45,959 --> 00:07:48,959 You are damn attractive, and that is not a line. 161 00:07:49,041 --> 00:07:51,791 Jeff, how long have you been sitting at this bar? 162 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:52,875 My first drink. 163 00:07:52,959 --> 00:07:54,459 So you're just naturally forward? 164 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:55,542 I'm aggressive. 165 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:57,625 I run a very successful hedge fund. 166 00:07:57,709 --> 00:08:00,039 My whole life is about calculating risk. 167 00:08:00,125 --> 00:08:02,875 And telling a beautiful lady she's attractive, 168 00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:05,499 that's the safest bet I've made all day. 169 00:08:06,041 --> 00:08:07,131 Thank you. 170 00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:09,128 -You like to ski? -I love it. 171 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:11,958 My partners and I have this gorgeous house in Sun Valley. 172 00:08:12,041 --> 00:08:13,291 How long have you been skiing? 173 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:14,575 On and off for years. 174 00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:16,787 I can tell, you got the legs for the sport. 175 00:08:16,875 --> 00:08:18,285 -[beeper] -Oh, shit... 176 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:20,705 I gotta run back to the office. 177 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,000 How 'bout dinner this week? 178 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:25,003 Because I got to tell you everything about me, 179 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:27,133 I didn't get a chance to hear anything about you. 180 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:28,788 [Carrie] Samantha never felt better. 181 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:31,325 There were gorgeous women sitting on either side, 182 00:08:31,417 --> 00:08:32,877 and Jeff had elected her. 183 00:08:32,959 --> 00:08:35,169 -"Fenton Partners." -[Jeff] That's right. 184 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:37,750 We're up 320 percent for the year. 185 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:41,825 "Samantha Jones, Public Relations." 186 00:08:41,917 --> 00:08:43,327 Very nice, you must do well. 187 00:08:43,417 --> 00:08:45,287 Like who's gonna say no to you? 188 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:48,000 What do you say to dinner? Friday night? 189 00:08:48,083 --> 00:08:49,713 I think that might work. 190 00:08:49,792 --> 00:08:53,632 [Carrie] And just as her self esteem was soaring right off the charts... 191 00:08:53,709 --> 00:08:55,829 Nice to meet you, pink lady. 192 00:08:55,917 --> 00:08:57,877 I'll give you a call. 193 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:00,747 Bye. 194 00:09:05,208 --> 00:09:06,828 [Carrie] Later that week, 195 00:09:06,917 --> 00:09:09,577 I brought the "Single Ladies' Coalition To Elect Bill Kelley" 196 00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:10,997 to a fundraiser. 197 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:12,633 What do you guys consider to be the height difference 198 00:09:12,709 --> 00:09:14,749 between a short person and a little person? 199 00:09:14,834 --> 00:09:17,004 -A little person? -You know, a midget. 200 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:18,293 A midget or a dwarf? 201 00:09:18,375 --> 00:09:20,205 -What's the difference? -I'm not sure, actually. 202 00:09:20,291 --> 00:09:22,171 I think "little person" is the proper way 203 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:24,420 to refer to an adult under five feet. 204 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:27,830 Well, then I agreed to go on a date with a very short person. 205 00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:29,787 But I didn't realize he was so short. 206 00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:32,205 I mean, sitting down, he was perfectly proportional, 207 00:09:32,291 --> 00:09:34,421 standing up, he barely clears my nipples. 208 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:35,880 Well, that may be the perfect height. 209 00:09:35,959 --> 00:09:37,129 I'd like to cancel the thing, 210 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:39,038 but I can't just because he's a munchkin. 211 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:41,825 You know, this is a very politically incorrect conversation 212 00:09:41,917 --> 00:09:43,247 to be having at a political fundraiser. 213 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:46,043 But anything less than five feet is unacceptable. 214 00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:48,075 Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go mingle 215 00:09:48,166 --> 00:09:49,876 because there are a lot of cute guys here, 216 00:09:49,959 --> 00:09:52,579 and these things never last beyond two martinis. 217 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:54,327 [Carrie] Charlotte was running her own campaign. 218 00:09:54,417 --> 00:09:56,917 She was determined to be elected wife 219 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 before the year was out. 220 00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:00,333 There's Miranda. 221 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:01,924 Give me that. 222 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,170 -Hey, you made it. Hi. -[Miranda] Hey! 223 00:10:05,291 --> 00:10:07,251 Tell me again, why are we voting for this guy? 224 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,253 Well, he's calling for an investigation 225 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:11,583 into the board of education to weed out waste and fraud 226 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:14,287 and he's launched a probe against large corporations 227 00:10:14,375 --> 00:10:16,625 to make them stop throwing away your tax dollars. 228 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,420 I'm sleeping with him. 229 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,422 -Good enough for me. -[Miranda laughs] 230 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,290 C'mon, I'll introduce you. 231 00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:23,705 Hey, psst! 232 00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:26,794 Jesus Christ, that guy talks more than I do. 233 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:28,245 -Hi. -Hi. 234 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,213 This is the lovely Miranda Hobbes... 235 00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:31,291 -Hi. -Hello. 236 00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:32,455 ...and her friend Steve Brady. 237 00:10:32,542 --> 00:10:33,792 -Hey. -How you doin'? 238 00:10:33,875 --> 00:10:35,375 I've heard such wonderful things about you. 239 00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:37,128 You must be reading my clippings. 240 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:39,708 I pay a lot of people a lot of money to say nice things about me. 241 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:41,132 Hey, if you win, 242 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,918 maybe you can fix a couple of parking tickets for me? 243 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,830 I owe the city of New York 500 bucks. 244 00:10:44,917 --> 00:10:46,877 I figure I need the money more than they do. 245 00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:49,287 What? It's a joke! 246 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:51,502 Come on, he knows I'm kidding. 247 00:10:53,917 --> 00:10:55,917 I'll grab us a drink. It's nice meeting you. 248 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,040 Nice meeting you. 249 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,455 We have the mayor's wife over here. 250 00:10:58,542 --> 00:10:59,542 Excuse me. 251 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,710 The dumb jokes: con. 252 00:11:04,041 --> 00:11:07,211 [sighs] Cute butt: pro. 253 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,960 I don't believe in the Republican party 254 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:11,291 or the Democratic party. 255 00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:12,915 I just believe in parties. 256 00:11:14,709 --> 00:11:17,289 [Carrie] Across the room, Charlotte was stumping for her cause, 257 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:19,075 and making new friends. 258 00:11:19,166 --> 00:11:23,326 I love Lichtenstein, but then I loved comic books as a kid, too. 259 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:24,537 But that's great. 260 00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:27,125 His work is accessible on so many levels. 261 00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:30,131 Sweetheart, this is Charlotte. 262 00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:31,828 She runs a gallery downtown. 263 00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:34,247 Charlotte, this is my fiancé Catherine. 264 00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:35,383 Hi. 265 00:11:35,709 --> 00:11:37,129 Nice to meet you. 266 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,250 [Carrie] Stanford! 267 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:43,583 Hey! 268 00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:46,075 I can only stay a few minutes. 269 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:47,916 I've got tickets to The Vagina Monologues. 270 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,130 Why? 271 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,708 Just because I don't eat at the restaurant 272 00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:52,752 doesn't mean I can't hear the specials. 273 00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:54,964 Quick, no one's looking, give me a sip of your drink. 274 00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:56,131 Hey, Bill, 275 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:57,748 this is my fabulous friend Stanford Blatch. 276 00:11:57,834 --> 00:11:58,884 -Mmm! -Bill Kelley. 277 00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:00,579 Hello, I represent the queer vote. 278 00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:01,457 Mmm. 279 00:12:01,542 --> 00:12:02,712 If you can carry Chelsea, 280 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:04,212 you've got the city locked up. 281 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,961 I'm not worried about Chelsea. 282 00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:07,461 Have you seen my ass? 283 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:09,673 Got my vote. 284 00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:11,579 Mr. Mcgrath, twelve o'clock. 285 00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:13,172 Oh, excuse me. 286 00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:17,129 Who's that guy? 287 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,210 [Carrie] Oh, that's his campaign manager. 288 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:21,631 Fix me up. 289 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:24,035 How do you even know he's gay? 290 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:26,375 I've seen him rollerblading on Eighth Avenue. 291 00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:28,498 -Oh. -That's enough. 292 00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:30,999 Please? 293 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:34,787 Oh, great, now I'm a first lady and a pimp. 294 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,540 Hey, excuse me. 295 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:44,330 Um, this is awkward, 296 00:12:44,417 --> 00:12:46,747 so feel free to stop me at any time, 297 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,384 but, um... 298 00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:51,288 there's a person here who'd like to meet you. 299 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:52,375 Okay. 300 00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:53,958 A guy. 301 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:57,463 Keep going. 302 00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:00,043 Oh, okay, well, 303 00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:02,672 it's the guy right over there. 304 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,207 You mean the blonde guy with the great arms? 305 00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:15,921 Oh, actually, no. 306 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,880 It's the, it's the bald guy 307 00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:21,879 with the great sense of humor. 308 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,130 Do you know the blonde guy? 309 00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:25,378 No. 310 00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:27,709 Because he's really much more my type. 311 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,213 Okay... 312 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,042 Well... 313 00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:33,962 Go Kelley! 314 00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:37,171 [Carrie] I wondered how to handle this political hot potato. 315 00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:40,377 He's not gay. 316 00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:43,924 -I could've sworn he was. -Mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm. 317 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,750 [Carrie] I realized I was getting good at politics. 318 00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:48,634 I am just so at the place 319 00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:51,079 where I'm just really ready to settle down. 320 00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:54,876 I mean, it just seems like a miracle when two nice people like you guys 321 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,580 can even find each other. 322 00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,827 Actually, we met in the most unusual way. 323 00:13:58,917 --> 00:14:00,457 One of my girlfriends threw a party 324 00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:02,582 where all of the women were asked to bring a man 325 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,077 they weren't interested in. 326 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:07,080 -Somebody brought Bob. -[both laugh] 327 00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:08,997 And the rest is history. 328 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:11,133 [squeals] I love that! 329 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:15,207 One woman's trash is another woman's treasure! 330 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:20,128 [Carrie] Bill raised six grand that night. 331 00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:22,078 It really got him in the mood. 332 00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:23,537 You know, 333 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:25,625 you're the first woman in a long long time 334 00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:27,539 that I've felt this intimate with. 335 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,875 You're so beautiful and so funny. 336 00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:31,419 You're, you're great. 337 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,540 Thank you. 338 00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:34,997 I love making love with you. 339 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,963 The feeling's mutual. 340 00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:40,543 Is there anything you want or need that I'm not doing? 341 00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:42,995 -No, it's great. -'Cause I want to know. 342 00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:44,788 I want to make you happy. 343 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,630 Well, I am happy. 344 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,745 What about you? 345 00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:51,544 Is there anything that you want or need that I'm not doing? 346 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:52,625 No. 347 00:14:55,041 --> 00:14:56,581 Well, maybe one thing. 348 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,040 What? 349 00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:01,751 Well, I would love to get you in the shower... 350 00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:03,705 Mm-hmm. 351 00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:06,252 And get each other all fresh and clean... 352 00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:08,502 Well, that sounds nice. 353 00:15:08,959 --> 00:15:10,129 And then... 354 00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,131 let you pee on me. 355 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,997 [Miranda] I would be very worried if I were you. 356 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,793 The pee could just be foreplay. 357 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:22,915 Oh, my God! 358 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,750 Where there's smoke... I'm just saying. 359 00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,924 This is so typical of men in power. 360 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,330 They just love to be dominated and humiliated. 361 00:15:29,417 --> 00:15:30,827 What did you say when he asked you? 362 00:15:30,917 --> 00:15:33,417 Well, I told him I'd just gone but maybe another time. 363 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:37,290 But I really don't think that I can keep saying that forever. 364 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:39,915 I peed on a guy once during sex. 365 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,420 But it was an accident. 366 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,580 What did he say? 367 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,377 Honestly, I don't even think he noticed. 368 00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,708 -Huh. -I once had to stop eating meat for six months. 369 00:15:47,792 --> 00:15:49,422 So this is what it's come down to... 370 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,880 -Ready, set, pee. -[all laugh] 371 00:15:51,959 --> 00:15:55,249 Look, sometimes for the right guy, you have to make concessions. 372 00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:57,083 There's always gonna be something. 373 00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,826 Are you guys seriously advocating that I do this? 374 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,997 Well, why not? He's a great looking, rich, political prince. 375 00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,923 Oh, sure, it's practically a fairy tale. 376 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,130 "The Princess and the Pee." 377 00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:07,248 [all laughing] 378 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:11,043 You know, if you really feel like you can't work it out with Bill, 379 00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:13,125 then just bring him to this party I'm having Friday night. 380 00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:16,378 Everyone is bringing a guy they're no longer interested in. 381 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:17,458 That's a great idea! 382 00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:19,792 -I can bring my short guy! -Yes! 383 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,955 Oh, yeah, that's terrific, you're dating a munchkin, 384 00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:23,791 and I've gotta follow the yellow brick road. 385 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:27,325 [Carrie] A couple of nights later and no closer to a solution, 386 00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:28,877 I had a date with Bill. 387 00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:30,919 He took me to his favorite Indian restaurant 388 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,540 that boasted the hottest curry in the city. 389 00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:37,631 So I just got some new polls which have me way ahead in Manhattan and Brooklyn, 390 00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:39,789 but for some reason I'm lagging in the Bronx. 391 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,285 I may have to spend another 50 grand 392 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,825 just to buy myself some voter turnout. 393 00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:45,457 -It's pretty hot, isn't it? -Yeah! 394 00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:48,082 -Have some water. -Oh, no, I'm fine. 395 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,665 Excuse me, can I get another one of these? 396 00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:52,960 You want a beer? 397 00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:56,464 So... I read your column yesterday. 398 00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:58,212 -You did? -Yeah, it's great. 399 00:16:58,291 --> 00:16:59,251 Very funny. 400 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:00,833 Just one question. 401 00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:03,497 Who's the handsome politico you keep referring to? 402 00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:07,133 Oh, he's just some other fellow I'm seeing in Washington. 403 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:09,673 You don't mind, do you? 404 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:11,750 Hey, my life is an open book. 405 00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:13,134 It has to be. 406 00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:15,748 [water pouring loudly] 407 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,710 But what I really love about the column 408 00:17:17,792 --> 00:17:19,712 is the way you seem to feel about him. 409 00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:21,292 And it's mutual. 410 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,495 Even if I can't put it in print the way you do. 411 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,633 I am so crazy about you. 412 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,133 Me too. 413 00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:34,165 Listen, I was really hoping we could spend the night together, 414 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,000 but I have an early breakfast meeting 415 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,423 with the Brooklyn Bridge preservation-- 416 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,960 Oh, that's no problem. 417 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:41,830 Rain check? 418 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:50,625 [Carrie] That Friday night, Charlotte threw her "used date party". 419 00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:52,915 Hi! 420 00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:54,751 You made it. 421 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,132 There are so many eligible men here. 422 00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,328 -Oh... -Hi, Charlotte, nice apartment. 423 00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:00,667 Can I get you something to drink? 424 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:03,630 Yes, immediately, if not sooner. 425 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,330 You brought Stanford? 426 00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:08,917 Well, you said to bring a man you're not interested in. 427 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,830 You're making a mockery of this party. 428 00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:11,747 Oh... 429 00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:13,294 Carrie, Charlotte... 430 00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:14,455 Hi! 431 00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:16,252 This is Jeff Fenton. 432 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,423 Ladies... 433 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,210 -How do you do? -[Jeff] It's a pleasure. 434 00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:20,881 -Hi. -Nice to meet you. 435 00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:22,499 I'll take your coat. 436 00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,043 Take your time. 437 00:18:24,959 --> 00:18:26,079 Mingle. 438 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,500 Is that the smallest man you've ever seen? 439 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,245 If you ladies will excuse me, 440 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,543 I have to go meet my eligible guests. 441 00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,625 I've gotta get busy, too. 442 00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:42,919 [sighs] 443 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,920 [Miranda] Carrie! Hey! 444 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:45,790 Hey! 445 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,125 What are you doing here? 446 00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:49,628 Well, I figure before I finalize the list, 447 00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:51,669 I should see what's out there. 448 00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:57,038 -How's that list going? -Great, fine. 449 00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:00,461 I'm guessing that's Samantha's little friend. 450 00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:01,542 Oh, yeah. 451 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,039 You've gotta go to Cuba now. 452 00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:05,535 Another year will be too late. 453 00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:07,325 But can't you get arrested for going? 454 00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:08,787 No, you just fly through Canada. 455 00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,205 They love Americans. 456 00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:12,921 Hey, I'll email you some of my pictures if you want. 457 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,880 Yeah, I'd love to see them! 458 00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:16,129 Charlotte, right? 459 00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,208 Right. 460 00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,881 -And... -Greg Miller. 461 00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:21,419 Very nice to meet you, Greg Miller. 462 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,673 Having any luck? 463 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:30,830 Excuse me? 464 00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:32,537 Meeting someone. 465 00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:35,455 Well, I'm kinda already here with somebody. 466 00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:38,213 Yeah. 467 00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,171 An ex-girlfriend, right? 468 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,290 What are you talking about? 469 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,043 Get a clue. 470 00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:51,918 You brought me here to dump me? 471 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,420 Not exactly... 472 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:56,750 I just thought maybe you could meet someone else your... 473 00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:58,134 Your own size. 474 00:19:58,208 --> 00:19:59,828 Listen, sweetheart, give me an hour in the sack, 475 00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:02,167 and you'll swear I'm the Jolly Green Giant. 476 00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:03,380 Oh, really? 477 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,668 Oh, really, I'm the best you've ever had. 478 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:08,830 [Carrie] Samantha felt so politically incorrect about dumping a man for his height, 479 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:12,377 that she felt she had no other option than to sleep with him. 480 00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:15,128 Fine, let's go. 481 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,540 Okay, I'm ready to go, there's no one here for us. 482 00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:24,075 Oh, speak for yourself. 483 00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:27,206 If these guys are in their 30s and these women don't want them, 484 00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:29,961 there might just be a little something here for me. 485 00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,464 I'll talk to you tomorrow. 486 00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:34,418 Bye. 487 00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:40,917 Hi. 488 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:42,713 I'm an adventure travel junkie. 489 00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:45,542 I took the entire year off after business school 490 00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:47,995 -and trekked the old spice route through Asia. -Wow. 491 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:51,713 [Carrie] Talking to Greg, Charlotte felt like she had unearthed a rare coin 492 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,632 that some other woman had thoughtlessly discarded. 493 00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:55,829 -Hi. -Hey! 494 00:20:55,917 --> 00:20:57,877 Charlotte, this is my ex, Melinda Peters. 495 00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:59,329 She kind of hooked me up with this thing. 496 00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:02,077 -Hi, you must be a friend of Karen's. -Mm-hmm. 497 00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:05,166 Thank you so much for bringing this wonderful man. 498 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:06,880 You're welcome. 499 00:21:06,959 --> 00:21:08,829 Can I talk to you for a minute? 500 00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:10,497 Sure. Excuse me. 501 00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:13,209 -Bye! -[woman] Thanks, Charlotte. 502 00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:15,001 Thanks for coming. 503 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:16,957 [gasps] 504 00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,538 Hey! 505 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:20,040 -Bye. -Bye. 506 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:21,705 [Carrie] Apparently, once Melinda saw Greg 507 00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:23,082 talking to another woman, 508 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,996 he suddenly looked all shiny and new again. 509 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:29,785 ["A Change Would Do You Good" by Sheryl Crow playing] 510 00:21:35,917 --> 00:21:38,917 [Carrie] That night, Jeff proved to Samantha 511 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,210 that he more than made up for his shortcomings. 512 00:21:47,542 --> 00:21:48,672 [moaning] 513 00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:50,290 [Carrie] Samantha told us later, 514 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:54,455 "It was like having sex with a horny Smurf." 515 00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:56,632 Meanwhile, across town, 516 00:21:56,709 --> 00:22:00,039 Steve was busy stuffing Miranda's ballot box. 517 00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:09,245 You know, 518 00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:14,037 I'm not looking for a quick answer on the monogamy thing. 519 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:18,212 It's probably just something that's gotta happen on its own. 520 00:22:18,542 --> 00:22:19,712 Yeah. 521 00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:28,040 It's just I wanted you to know how I feel. 522 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,923 You're the best woman I ever met. 523 00:22:32,917 --> 00:22:36,787 And I want you to know-- to know that. 524 00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:43,917 I love you, Miranda. I really do. 525 00:22:46,917 --> 00:22:50,497 [Carrie] Suddenly, Steve had just verbalized the one big pro 526 00:22:50,583 --> 00:22:54,083 that outweighed all the cons. 527 00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:57,786 Later that week, Samantha decided to put her heels in storage 528 00:22:57,875 --> 00:22:59,745 and give Jeff another chance. 529 00:22:59,834 --> 00:23:02,584 Little boy's room. I'll be right back. 530 00:23:17,041 --> 00:23:18,881 [Carrie] Samantha was stunned. 531 00:23:18,959 --> 00:23:21,789 It was one thing to date a man who went to the little boy's room, 532 00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:26,125 quite another to date one who still shopped at the little boy's department. 533 00:23:26,959 --> 00:23:29,079 -[Jeff] Samantha? -Ah! 534 00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:32,036 Oh, I'm not feeling very well, I've gotta go. 535 00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:32,955 Goodnight. 536 00:23:33,041 --> 00:23:34,791 [Jeff] Wait, I'll take you. 537 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:37,883 I'm not really sick. 538 00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:40,419 Look, Jeff, I can't do this. 539 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,750 It's not a very good idea. 540 00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:43,424 I just don't want to lead you on. 541 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:44,580 Lead me on? 542 00:23:44,667 --> 00:23:46,827 You came five times the other night. 543 00:23:46,917 --> 00:23:49,827 -Well, it's not really that. -Then what, what is it? 544 00:23:49,917 --> 00:23:52,537 What happened in the past five minutes? 545 00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:56,580 You shop at the boy's department. 546 00:23:56,667 --> 00:23:57,917 So what? 547 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,080 The clothes fit me better, plus they're cheaper. 548 00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:02,536 Where do you shop, the big and tall whore store? 549 00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:04,205 [chuckles] 550 00:24:04,291 --> 00:24:05,751 You know, 551 00:24:05,834 --> 00:24:08,504 you're nothing but a big dick with a little man attached. 552 00:24:08,583 --> 00:24:11,963 And you're nothing but a big pair of tits with too much extra leg room. 553 00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:14,631 [laughs] 554 00:24:14,709 --> 00:24:18,669 [Carrie] Surprisingly, Samantha had found what she was really looking for. 555 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,580 And it had nothing to do with size. 556 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:23,457 Hey, somebody get me a booster chair! 557 00:24:23,542 --> 00:24:26,422 [Carrie] She had found a man who made her laugh. 558 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:27,960 They dated for two weeks. 559 00:24:28,041 --> 00:24:29,331 Though he was short, 560 00:24:29,417 --> 00:24:32,747 it was a very long relationship for Samantha. 561 00:24:32,834 --> 00:24:35,634 That same night, parched and nervous, 562 00:24:35,709 --> 00:24:37,789 I spent another night with Bill. 563 00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:39,285 Man, that was great. 564 00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:40,875 Yes it was. 565 00:24:41,834 --> 00:24:43,884 Come on, let's go take a shower! 566 00:24:56,291 --> 00:25:12,581 [shower running] 567 00:25:14,709 --> 00:25:15,709 [shower curtain pulling] 568 00:25:15,792 --> 00:25:17,712 C'mon, get in here while it's hot. 569 00:25:21,375 --> 00:25:23,995 Bill, can I talk to you about something? 570 00:25:24,083 --> 00:25:25,543 [Bill] Yeah, okay. 571 00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:35,333 I've been giving this peeing thing a lot of thought. 572 00:25:35,417 --> 00:25:37,377 And while I think it's totally fine 573 00:25:37,458 --> 00:25:40,128 that that's what you're into, I just-- 574 00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:43,378 It's just never really been my thing. 575 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:44,880 [Bill] Oh, yeah? 576 00:25:44,959 --> 00:25:47,209 Yeah, so I thought instead, um, 577 00:25:47,291 --> 00:25:49,921 maybe you could close your eyes 578 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,750 and I could dribble warm tea on you. 579 00:25:52,834 --> 00:25:54,794 That might feel good. 580 00:25:54,875 --> 00:26:00,625 Or maybe you might think it's fun 581 00:26:00,709 --> 00:26:05,789 to hear the sound of running water when we have sex. 582 00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:10,462 And if things got really serious between us, 583 00:26:10,542 --> 00:26:16,712 I could maybe even leave the bathroom door open sometime. 584 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:19,882 Although, honestly, I'm really not sure how comfortable 585 00:26:19,959 --> 00:26:22,459 I would be with that, either. 586 00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:26,791 You know, there's something I wanted to tell you, too. 587 00:26:26,875 --> 00:26:28,075 Oh. 588 00:26:28,166 --> 00:26:29,916 [Bill] Some people connected with the campaign 589 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,250 read your column 590 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:34,833 and they had a different take on it than I did. 591 00:26:36,166 --> 00:26:37,496 What does that mean? 592 00:26:37,583 --> 00:26:40,253 [Bill] Well, they thought it was really funny and clever, 593 00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:43,333 but that it was a lot about sex. 594 00:26:43,959 --> 00:26:46,539 And they don't think it's such a good idea 595 00:26:46,625 --> 00:26:49,495 for me to be dating a sex columnist 596 00:26:49,583 --> 00:26:51,503 so close to the election. 597 00:26:51,583 --> 00:26:54,503 They thought it was kind of seamy. 598 00:26:55,667 --> 00:26:57,287 Wait a second... 599 00:26:57,375 --> 00:26:58,825 I may write about sex, 600 00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:02,877 but you like people to pee on you! 601 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,170 Yeah, but nobody knows about that. 602 00:27:17,375 --> 00:27:20,665 [Carrie] I realized that politics had not only entered my bedroom, 603 00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:22,880 but my bathroom as well. 604 00:27:22,959 --> 00:27:27,079 And I decided then and there that my bravest political act 605 00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:29,496 would be to tell the truth. 606 00:27:32,959 --> 00:27:34,669 Of course I didn't use his real name. 607 00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:37,750 It was much more political not to.