1 00:00:01,429 --> 00:00:40,429 306 - Are We Sluts 2 00:00:48,430 --> 00:00:50,295 You can count on one hand 3 00:00:50,499 --> 00:00:52,524 the things a New Yorker will wait for. 4 00:00:52,768 --> 00:00:55,601 My list includes: the perfect apartment, 5 00:00:55,804 --> 00:00:58,398 the chocolate souffle at Le Bernardin, 6 00:00:58,841 --> 00:01:01,503 and the annual Manolo Blahnik sale. 7 00:01:02,411 --> 00:01:05,312 After four dates with the furniture designer, 8 00:01:05,581 --> 00:01:07,606 whose kiss made my knees weak, 9 00:01:07,816 --> 00:01:10,284 this New Yorker had waited long enough. 10 00:01:10,519 --> 00:01:13,511 so, do you wanna sleep over? 11 00:01:16,191 --> 00:01:18,056 I have to feed Pete. 12 00:01:19,261 --> 00:01:21,695 I have to get up early in the morning. 13 00:01:25,601 --> 00:01:28,695 Apparently, that New Yorker had not. 14 00:01:33,509 --> 00:01:37,275 When one door closes, another one opens. 15 00:01:37,413 --> 00:01:40,576 At 2:00am, the door that opened was samantha's. 16 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,860 What's going on? 17 00:01:53,996 --> 00:01:56,624 Freda in 1D was held up at gunpoint. 18 00:01:56,765 --> 00:01:58,255 Oh, my God! 19 00:01:58,467 --> 00:02:01,436 It's under control. We have the suspect on tape. 20 00:02:01,603 --> 00:02:04,470 This is supposed to be a safe building. 21 00:02:04,606 --> 00:02:08,940 It was late. Doorman was off duty. He entered behind somebody's guest. 22 00:02:09,078 --> 00:02:10,636 That,s awful. 23 00:02:11,814 --> 00:02:15,011 The guy came in behind the guy who came in samantha. 24 00:02:15,150 --> 00:02:16,481 That,s terrible. 25 00:02:16,618 --> 00:02:20,611 - Who has a guest at 2:00am? - I have no idea. 26 00:02:22,324 --> 00:02:25,521 - What did everybody do last night? - Nothing. 27 00:02:25,661 --> 00:02:28,061 - Nothing. - I don't want to talk about it. 28 00:02:28,197 --> 00:02:30,631 Did you sleep with someone on the second date? 29 00:02:30,833 --> 00:02:32,824 No. The third date. 30 00:02:32,968 --> 00:02:36,335 Alexander Lemly, the investment banker I met at an art show. 31 00:02:36,472 --> 00:02:40,499 - The sex was bad? - It was good, except... 32 00:02:42,878 --> 00:02:44,846 I don't think I can say it. 33 00:02:45,013 --> 00:02:46,947 Get over yourself. 34 00:02:47,116 --> 00:02:48,913 What happened? 35 00:02:51,019 --> 00:02:52,350 When he... 36 00:02:53,088 --> 00:02:54,350 You know. 37 00:02:54,556 --> 00:02:56,820 came, orgasmed, shot his wad. 38 00:02:57,226 --> 00:02:58,352 He said: 39 00:02:58,494 --> 00:03:02,055 You fucking bitch! You fucking whore! 40 00:03:05,701 --> 00:03:10,866 - Why would he say that? - Because you were fucking him? 41 00:03:12,007 --> 00:03:15,636 He didn't say it at the drycleaners, but when he was in you. 42 00:03:16,812 --> 00:03:19,178 Do you think I'm a whore? 43 00:03:19,314 --> 00:03:21,839 If you're a whore, what does that make me? 44 00:03:24,186 --> 00:03:29,021 - Do you think I'm a whore? - You have had a lot of bone in you. 45 00:03:29,158 --> 00:03:32,184 This is bad. Nobody wants to marry a whore. 46 00:03:32,394 --> 00:03:35,130 Even charlotte is having more sex than me. 47 00:03:35,130 --> 00:03:37,360 What about Aidan? 48 00:03:37,599 --> 00:03:41,626 I don't knowwhat's going on. We're spending a lot of time together. 49 00:03:41,870 --> 00:03:45,362 He keeps asking me out. But he doesn,t wanna sleep with me. 50 00:03:45,507 --> 00:03:47,532 - Gay. - He's not gay. 51 00:03:47,709 --> 00:03:50,610 - Mother issues? - I don,t think so. 52 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:55,113 - Maybe his dick curves to the right. - We'll work it out. I'll go left. 53 00:03:55,317 --> 00:03:57,114 I may never know. 54 00:03:57,386 --> 00:04:01,516 Wait too long to sleep with someone, you become just friends. 55 00:04:01,690 --> 00:04:05,751 As supposed to his fucking bitch, his fucking whore. 56 00:04:06,895 --> 00:04:08,385 come on. 57 00:04:09,598 --> 00:04:12,533 If samantha was right, I had little time left 58 00:04:12,668 --> 00:04:14,898 before the relationship-window closed. 59 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:18,837 so I wore my little dress that left little to the imagination. 60 00:04:19,107 --> 00:04:21,132 Do you want to take this inside? 61 00:04:22,144 --> 00:04:24,203 I better get home. I gotta... 62 00:04:24,413 --> 00:04:27,075 You gotta get up early. Whatever. 63 00:04:39,795 --> 00:04:43,629 - What's going on up there? - Do you just wanna be friends? 64 00:04:43,765 --> 00:04:46,928 I don't know. Is that how you kiss your friends? 65 00:04:47,936 --> 00:04:51,030 Why don't you wanna sleep with me? 66 00:04:51,206 --> 00:04:55,006 Whatever it is I'd rather know sooner than later. 67 00:04:55,210 --> 00:04:57,542 I do wanna sleep with you. 68 00:04:58,947 --> 00:05:01,643 I do. Look at you. 69 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:05,315 I,ve been down that road before. 70 00:05:05,454 --> 00:05:09,083 I've slept with women quickly and I'm still single. 71 00:05:12,861 --> 00:05:19,266 My new thing is, I want to try and sleep with somebody I care about. 72 00:05:21,303 --> 00:05:23,737 I really think that I can care about you. 73 00:05:26,608 --> 00:05:30,942 It's only been a week and a half. Don't people date anymore? 74 00:05:31,847 --> 00:05:35,749 Why did I expect to sleep with him after only a week and a half? 75 00:05:35,984 --> 00:05:38,009 Had I become so jaded 76 00:05:38,153 --> 00:05:41,281 that I didn't recognize romance when it kissed me on the lips? 77 00:05:41,490 --> 00:05:46,189 Modern women need a cheat-sheet to remind us romance isn't dead. 78 00:05:49,031 --> 00:05:50,430 Romance. 79 00:05:50,566 --> 00:05:55,503 I tell you, it didn't even occur to me, which is so depressing. 80 00:05:55,637 --> 00:05:58,970 Is that what 13 years of dating in Manhattan does to a woman? 81 00:05:59,074 --> 00:06:02,237 I'll tell you what it does. It gives you chlamydia. 82 00:06:02,377 --> 00:06:04,072 Excuse me? 83 00:06:04,212 --> 00:06:06,271 My gynecologist called me today. 84 00:06:06,415 --> 00:06:11,114 My tests, which she threw in for good measure, were positive. 85 00:06:11,253 --> 00:06:15,883 It's not terrible. There aren't any symptoms, but it can cause infertility. 86 00:06:16,291 --> 00:06:18,657 I guess it's good I caught it. I mean... 87 00:06:18,894 --> 00:06:21,658 Not that I caught it, but that I found out. 88 00:06:21,797 --> 00:06:24,664 - You got it from steve? - I don't know. 89 00:06:24,866 --> 00:06:26,925 It could be any number of guys, 90 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:31,265 which is what I told my gynecologist. she seemed a little judgmental. 91 00:06:31,473 --> 00:06:35,500 she told me to contact all the people that I might have given it to, 92 00:06:35,711 --> 00:06:37,645 so they can all be treated. 93 00:06:37,846 --> 00:06:41,509 I knew what was bothering her. The same thought had bothered me 94 00:06:41,683 --> 00:06:45,210 since the guy I'd been seeing for 10 days asked me to slow down. 95 00:06:45,354 --> 00:06:50,815 If you're a 30 something woman in Manhattan and you're sexually active, 96 00:06:51,026 --> 00:06:54,154 it's inevitable that you'll rack up a certain number of partners. 97 00:06:54,296 --> 00:06:57,026 But how many is too many men? 98 00:06:57,165 --> 00:07:01,499 Are we simply romantically challenged or are we sluts? 99 00:07:01,637 --> 00:07:03,696 It was the question on charlotte's mind. 100 00:07:04,139 --> 00:07:07,666 - How's your swordfish? - Fine, thanks. 101 00:07:07,809 --> 00:07:12,644 - You're awfully quiet tonight. - sorry, my mind is somewhere else. 102 00:07:12,814 --> 00:07:16,978 You fucking bitch! You fucking whore! 103 00:07:17,152 --> 00:07:21,816 I hate putting people out of work, but it happens after a merger. 104 00:07:21,957 --> 00:07:25,051 Maybe I should teach EsL on the side. 105 00:07:26,328 --> 00:07:28,296 Are you sure you're OK? 106 00:07:29,564 --> 00:07:35,628 Actually... what you said the other night kind of bothered me. 107 00:07:35,771 --> 00:07:39,138 What did I say? 108 00:07:39,274 --> 00:07:43,677 You knowwhen we were in bed and you... 109 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,510 You yelled out something. 110 00:07:47,649 --> 00:07:53,849 - During my sleep? - No, during sex. 111 00:07:57,993 --> 00:08:00,655 I don't remember saying anything. 112 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:05,693 I remember it being very nice. What did I say? 113 00:08:08,303 --> 00:08:14,264 It,s not important. I,m sure it was in the heat of the moment. 114 00:08:14,443 --> 00:08:18,243 Do you want to try my swordfish? It really is good. 115 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:23,008 By dessert, charlotte had decided to forget it and call it a do-over. 116 00:08:23,151 --> 00:08:28,111 - You fucking bitch! Fucking whore! - That! That's what you said. 117 00:08:28,356 --> 00:08:31,348 - What? - Just then. You said it again. 118 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,892 What did I say? 119 00:08:34,463 --> 00:08:36,761 You fucking bitch, you fucking whore. 120 00:08:37,165 --> 00:08:39,725 My God, are you sure? 121 00:08:41,970 --> 00:08:45,906 That's terrible. That's a horrible thing to say. I had no idea. 122 00:08:48,009 --> 00:08:52,742 I just get lost in the moment. I don't think that about you. 123 00:08:54,883 --> 00:08:59,946 Believe me, you are sweet, smart and lovely. 124 00:09:00,088 --> 00:09:03,956 You are the kind of woman I hope to marry some day. 125 00:09:07,195 --> 00:09:09,720 I promise never to say that again. 126 00:09:10,799 --> 00:09:12,699 That,s terrible. 127 00:09:13,869 --> 00:09:17,896 As charlotte started to feel better, Miranda started to feel worse. 128 00:09:18,106 --> 00:09:20,939 steve, can we not? 129 00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:24,838 I'm just getting started. I'm only at the neck. 130 00:09:25,046 --> 00:09:28,880 Maybe you'll change your mind when I'm down around your elbows. 131 00:09:29,084 --> 00:09:31,450 I can't tonight, I have chlamydia. 132 00:09:35,657 --> 00:09:38,751 I don't even knowwhat that is, but it sounds like a problem. 133 00:09:42,063 --> 00:09:47,592 It's not a big deal. It's just a sexually transmitted disease. 134 00:09:47,836 --> 00:09:51,465 I might have given it to you or you to me. 135 00:09:52,507 --> 00:09:55,601 Either way, you should get tested. 136 00:09:56,845 --> 00:09:59,746 I,m afraid of doctors. I don,t even have one. 137 00:09:59,948 --> 00:10:02,815 Go to the free clinic. Whatever. 138 00:10:03,051 --> 00:10:06,384 What's gonna happen, does it hurt when you pee? 139 00:10:06,521 --> 00:10:10,150 Men are just carriers, there aren't any symptoms at all. 140 00:10:10,292 --> 00:10:12,192 Then why do I need to know? 141 00:10:13,495 --> 00:10:17,090 If you don't get treated you can pass it on to other people. 142 00:10:17,232 --> 00:10:21,532 You are my only other person, and you already have it. 143 00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:26,775 Yeah, but if you've got it, we'll keep passing it back and forth. 144 00:10:26,775 --> 00:10:30,302 I'd rather not sleep with you until it's out of my body. 145 00:10:30,512 --> 00:10:33,072 I've got six more days of antibiotics. 146 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:39,279 Will you please just take care of it? Get it over with. 147 00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:48,456 steve's trip to the doctor didn't cure his fear of doctors. 148 00:10:49,731 --> 00:10:54,065 - Drop your trousers. - There's nothing wrong down there. 149 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:57,034 I'm here because my girlfriend said to get the test. 150 00:10:57,172 --> 00:11:00,039 I need a sample from the inside of your penis. 151 00:11:01,309 --> 00:11:03,800 As steve faced something every man dreads, 152 00:11:04,012 --> 00:11:06,412 Miranda faced something every woman dreads. 153 00:11:06,882 --> 00:11:10,181 she was making a list of all the men she'd slept with. 154 00:11:10,418 --> 00:11:12,579 At least all the ones she could remember. 155 00:11:16,558 --> 00:11:19,118 she wondered how she did all these men 156 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:22,856 and did her law degree and became a successful lawyer. 157 00:11:23,198 --> 00:11:25,359 samantha knew her number was up there. 158 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,394 But she didn't know everybody else knew. 159 00:11:30,338 --> 00:11:33,330 We know it was you who buzzed in the gunman. 160 00:11:33,608 --> 00:11:36,736 - Excuse me? - You always have guests. 161 00:11:36,878 --> 00:11:40,609 Every time I'm in this elevator you're with a different man. 162 00:11:40,815 --> 00:11:42,544 That,s ridiculous. 163 00:12:07,876 --> 00:12:09,901 This is your floor. 164 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,748 Excuse me. 165 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:21,546 The next day, Miranda's sex life was flashing before her as well. 166 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:24,989 Thanks. OK. sorry to bother you. 167 00:12:25,226 --> 00:12:26,523 congratulations. 168 00:12:26,761 --> 00:12:30,629 Nowyou're married, you don't have to worry about stuff like this. 169 00:12:30,832 --> 00:12:32,060 Bye-bye. 170 00:12:35,170 --> 00:12:37,661 Miss Hobbes, line two is still holding. 171 00:12:39,174 --> 00:12:42,940 - Miranda Hobbes. - Hi, it's David, returning a call. 172 00:12:44,145 --> 00:12:48,013 - How have you been? - Lousy, I'm partner. All work, no play. 173 00:12:48,249 --> 00:12:51,480 - What do you want? - It's kind of awkward. 174 00:12:51,686 --> 00:12:53,881 I'm busy, spit it out. What is it? 175 00:12:54,289 --> 00:12:57,156 OK. I've got this... 176 00:12:58,059 --> 00:13:01,586 - It's chlamydia. Which is... - I know what chlamydia is. 177 00:13:03,798 --> 00:13:07,427 - Perhaps you should get tested. - I,ve been tested. 178 00:13:07,669 --> 00:13:11,196 - Recently? - Yes. Is that it? 179 00:13:11,406 --> 00:13:14,500 Yes. No... Did you have it? 180 00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:18,770 Is that your business? You call me after months to discuss my health? 181 00:13:19,014 --> 00:13:24,509 - Yes, I had it. so, what? - Perhaps you gave it to me. 182 00:13:24,753 --> 00:13:28,519 - What are you gonna do, sue me? - You could have called. 183 00:13:28,656 --> 00:13:32,922 - You told me never to call you. - Now I remember why. Bye! 184 00:13:33,128 --> 00:13:37,087 Meanwhile, I was still waiting for the diagnosis on my relationship. 185 00:13:37,298 --> 00:13:40,290 Would Aidan become friend or boyfriend? 186 00:13:40,502 --> 00:13:42,493 Delivery for Miss Bradshaw. 187 00:13:42,704 --> 00:13:45,605 It's about time. I ordered this years ago. 188 00:13:51,112 --> 00:13:53,137 He certainly kissed like a boyfriend. 189 00:13:54,682 --> 00:13:56,877 Don't you have two matching plates? 190 00:13:57,085 --> 00:13:58,052 No. 191 00:13:58,686 --> 00:14:01,814 What do you use for wine, promotional coffee mugs? 192 00:14:02,891 --> 00:14:04,882 But he teased me like a friend. 193 00:14:07,062 --> 00:14:09,087 come here. Let me get this. 194 00:14:09,664 --> 00:14:11,063 Boyfriend. 195 00:14:11,299 --> 00:14:15,030 I don't care what anybody says. I think catherine zeta-Jones is hot. 196 00:14:15,203 --> 00:14:16,363 Friend. 197 00:14:17,806 --> 00:14:20,570 Not as hot as you, but she's hot. 198 00:14:20,809 --> 00:14:23,505 Boyfriend. And liar. 199 00:14:27,315 --> 00:14:29,783 - I think samantha was right. - About what? 200 00:14:29,918 --> 00:14:34,355 Me and Aidan. I think we're just friends who kiss occasionally. 201 00:14:34,489 --> 00:14:37,754 - Why are you whispering? - cos he's still here. 202 00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:39,449 That,s promising. 203 00:14:39,828 --> 00:14:42,296 He's been in the bathroom for half an hour. 204 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,031 All we did was eat chinese and watch "zorro". 205 00:14:46,234 --> 00:14:49,203 Now I'm working and he's reading the paper on the john. 206 00:14:49,437 --> 00:14:51,428 This isn't romance, this is bullshit. 207 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,664 - carrie! - Yeah? 208 00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:56,036 come here a second. 209 00:14:56,244 --> 00:15:00,112 I have to go, my friend wants to see me in the bathroom. 210 00:15:00,381 --> 00:15:02,315 What did you want, because... 211 00:15:08,857 --> 00:15:10,449 Wow. 212 00:15:10,658 --> 00:15:13,559 It,s like a Danielle steele novel in here. 213 00:15:13,795 --> 00:15:17,925 From a writer, I'm pretty sure that's an insult. 214 00:15:18,099 --> 00:15:21,865 No, this is... Wow. 215 00:15:23,271 --> 00:15:27,571 I thought a bath would help you relax. You seemed kind of tense. 216 00:15:27,876 --> 00:15:31,175 Are you sure this isn't just a cheap ploy to see me naked? 217 00:15:31,412 --> 00:15:33,676 Will you be naked? 218 00:15:33,915 --> 00:15:37,316 That's the thing about baths. 219 00:15:38,319 --> 00:15:41,550 This is about you, so enjoy. 220 00:15:43,091 --> 00:15:45,616 I'm gonna get going. 221 00:15:45,827 --> 00:15:50,025 But that doesn't make us friends cos I'll be thinking about you naked. 222 00:15:59,507 --> 00:16:02,067 Big tub, little person. 223 00:16:07,048 --> 00:16:09,073 You talked me into it. 224 00:16:20,094 --> 00:16:22,028 so nowwhat? 225 00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:25,722 Nowwhat, what? We're just taking a bath. 226 00:16:26,601 --> 00:16:28,865 Fuck it, let's just do it. 227 00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:33,234 This isn't how it should happen. You said this was just a bath. 228 00:16:33,374 --> 00:16:37,777 - come on, who cares? - You do. And I do too now. 229 00:16:39,147 --> 00:16:41,741 OK. Out of the tub. 230 00:16:42,951 --> 00:16:46,682 The next night, samantha was feeling exposed. 231 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,587 Here she comes. 232 00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:01,727 - Good evening. - Hello. 233 00:17:16,484 --> 00:17:20,215 If you wanna say something about me, say it to my face. 234 00:17:20,421 --> 00:17:22,616 You're bad for the building. 235 00:17:23,091 --> 00:17:25,355 - What? - You have too many visitors. 236 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:29,519 - There are always men in the hall. - I got robbed because of you. 237 00:17:29,731 --> 00:17:32,359 I can't close my left eye. 238 00:17:34,702 --> 00:17:37,637 They practically chased me like I was Fuckenstein. 239 00:17:37,772 --> 00:17:40,536 They can't evict you for having sex. 240 00:17:40,675 --> 00:17:44,873 They're jealous, dried up old farts who haven't had sex since Eisenhower. 241 00:17:45,079 --> 00:17:50,642 I remind them of what they can't have. It might be time to move. 242 00:17:50,785 --> 00:17:54,243 You can't. You have a rent-controlled apartment on the Upper East side. 243 00:17:54,422 --> 00:17:56,549 This isn't rent control, it's life control. 244 00:17:56,724 --> 00:17:58,783 I have to go, I have a date with Aidan. 245 00:17:58,993 --> 00:18:01,257 Don't tell me you're not having sex yet. 246 00:18:01,396 --> 00:18:04,456 - We're not having sex yet. - What are you doing? 247 00:18:04,599 --> 00:18:07,432 Tonight, we're going to a blues club. 248 00:18:07,568 --> 00:18:11,937 - Who's singing, you? - We'll have sex eventually. 249 00:18:12,073 --> 00:18:14,633 By the way, I got a little preview. 250 00:18:15,109 --> 00:18:18,313 I assure you, there is no curving in any direction. 251 00:18:18,313 --> 00:18:22,079 It is straight. very straight. 252 00:18:22,950 --> 00:18:25,441 That night, charlotte had a date as well. 253 00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:29,784 And he was doing his best to be the strong, silent type. 254 00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:38,055 - What's the matter? - I'm afraid to come. 255 00:18:38,366 --> 00:18:41,767 What are you talking about? I'm close. 256 00:18:45,773 --> 00:18:47,365 Go ahead. 257 00:18:47,508 --> 00:18:52,741 You fucking bitch, you fucking whore! I hate myself, what's wrong with me? 258 00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:57,408 That night, Alexander decided to stop seeing charlotte 259 00:18:57,919 --> 00:19:00,046 and start seeing a therapist. 260 00:19:00,221 --> 00:19:02,382 And steve got his test back. 261 00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:05,559 It was negative, like the rest of the experience. 262 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:10,595 That doctor with the swab... Ouch! I don't even want to swab my ears. 263 00:19:10,832 --> 00:19:14,666 It's my fault. I'm the one with the disease. 264 00:19:14,902 --> 00:19:18,167 I'm a big, dirty, diseased whore. 265 00:19:18,606 --> 00:19:21,234 That's my girlfriend you're talking about. 266 00:19:21,976 --> 00:19:26,936 You knowwhat? I had to make a list of all the guys I've slept with 267 00:19:27,181 --> 00:19:29,615 and it's not short. 268 00:19:29,817 --> 00:19:31,648 How, not short? 269 00:19:34,322 --> 00:19:38,656 It's... No, I can't tell you. I've never told anybody my number. 270 00:19:38,926 --> 00:19:41,486 I'm just curious. 271 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,594 You won't judge me? 272 00:19:43,831 --> 00:19:46,231 I spent a day at the free clinic. 273 00:19:47,268 --> 00:19:51,830 OK. It's like, about... 42. 274 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:57,570 - 42? That's not so bad. - That's too many. 275 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,440 It,s fine. 276 00:20:01,182 --> 00:20:05,812 - What's your number? - I'm not telling you. 277 00:20:06,053 --> 00:20:07,816 come on. 278 00:20:08,623 --> 00:20:12,616 It's embarrassing. I've had enough embarrassment for one week. 279 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:14,885 What is it? 280 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:15,894 Ten? 281 00:20:17,932 --> 00:20:18,956 Higher. 282 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,158 60? 283 00:20:22,203 --> 00:20:23,636 Higher. 284 00:20:23,838 --> 00:20:25,806 Higher than 60? 285 00:20:26,974 --> 00:20:28,771 A lot higher? 286 00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:32,439 I,m a bartender and I,m cute. 287 00:20:34,782 --> 00:20:39,242 Note, men who have had a lot of sexual partners are not called sluts. 288 00:20:39,454 --> 00:20:42,480 They are called very good kissers. 289 00:20:42,623 --> 00:20:44,648 A few are even called romantics. 290 00:20:44,892 --> 00:20:47,861 I can't believe you've never been to the Blue Note. 291 00:20:47,995 --> 00:20:51,658 - call yourself a New Yorker. - I've never done a lot of things. 292 00:20:51,866 --> 00:20:54,494 I can think of one thing in particular. 293 00:20:57,271 --> 00:21:01,139 - That I've done. - I can think of one other thing. 294 00:21:03,377 --> 00:21:06,676 What do you think about me staying the night? 295 00:21:08,449 --> 00:21:11,282 I don't know. What about Pete? 296 00:21:11,486 --> 00:21:16,822 I arranged for the super's kid to walk Pete and feed him. 297 00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:19,756 And you knewthis all night? 298 00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:36,335 And then something weird happened. 299 00:21:36,577 --> 00:21:40,445 For the first time in a long time, I was nervous. 300 00:21:40,581 --> 00:21:44,779 We were going to sleep together and it was going to mean something. 301 00:21:44,919 --> 00:21:48,821 I was no virgin, but this was definitely virgin territory. 302 00:22:01,135 --> 00:22:02,397 Good morning. 303 00:22:03,471 --> 00:22:05,371 Good morning. 304 00:22:06,374 --> 00:22:08,706 OK, that's what I wanted. Bye. 305 00:22:11,879 --> 00:22:15,815 The nice thing about a new relationship, it's a clean slate. 306 00:22:18,152 --> 00:22:20,177 And speaking of clean slates, 307 00:22:20,388 --> 00:22:23,357 samantha moved to the trendy Meatpacking District. 308 00:22:23,524 --> 00:22:25,116 Good morning, ladies. 309 00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:29,921 Whores were whores, men were women and rents higher. 310 00:22:30,831 --> 00:22:32,765 Easy, that's my bed.