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There are over seven million people
in New York, not including house guests.

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Visitors are a vital par
ofthe city's economy.

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Most single people in Manhattan
do not buy furniture

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until facing the arrival
of an out-of-towner.

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- Great couch. Where'd it come from?
- l have no idea.

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Everything in Miranda's new aparment
was hand-picked and arranged

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by Charlotte's friend Madeline Dunn,
an upcoming interior designer.

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- l've been looking for one ofthose.
- That's very stylish for a pull-out.

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l'll have that end table for you
tomorrow.

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Thank you.

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- This is a sofa bed?
- lt's what stared this whole thing.

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l needed a sofa bed for Jeremy.

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lf he sleeps on it while staying
in my fabulous aparment,

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l may have to throw myself
out a window treatment.

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Jeremy was an old friend of Miranda's
who'd lived in London for several years.

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He was coming to New York
to scope out the job situation.

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Miranda suggested he be her house guest

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because his emails had stared
to border on firatious.

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Meanwhile, l had become
a frequent house guest of Big's.

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Do you have a spare toothbrush
l could use?

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- A sparetoothbrush?
- l'll bring you a new one.

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Excuse me.

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There's only one pink brush head
and Big was giving his to me.

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lt was the most encouraging moment
so far in our relationship.

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When Jeremy arrived, he was even more
adorable than Miranda remembered.

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- l love your fat.
- Thanks. How the hell are you?

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Especially when he said...

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l'm tired of dating.
l'm ready to get married.

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- Miranda, are you here?
- Coming!

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- That must be my end table.
- My end table's afraid to go out alone.

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l hope you like the finish.
lt's a hair darker than l was thinking.

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- Sorry to interrupt.
- That's beautiful. ls it Biedermeier?

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lnspired by Biedermeier. Good eye!

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l'm addicted to ''Architectural Digest''.
Jeremy Fields.

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- l'm sorry. This is...
- Madeline. Madeline Dunn.

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Pleasure.

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Thanks for bringing that by.
We were just about to go out for dinner.

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Did you want to join us?

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Last week l was doing an interview
at a restaurant...

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Miranda was in the situation
every woman dreams of:

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she was on a truly great first date.

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''Just be careful not to eat any buckshot!''

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Unforunately, it was somebody else's.

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l should get Jeremy home.
You must be jet-lagged.

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Actually, l feel great.
l slept on the plane for once.

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- Well, l'm pretty beat.
- Did you want to go?

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No, not if you're...

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Go ahead.
l can find my way back.

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Right, we don't have to...

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Except l forgot to make a copy
ofthe key.

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Jeremy could use my key.

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Of course.

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l gave you a key.

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Well, then. Goodnight.

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A week later, Miranda threw Jeremy
a going-away party.

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l'd like to make a toast
to my good friend Miranda,

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who not only put me up, she threw
this soiree in celebration of my deparure.

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OK, Miranda. l get the hint.

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l'd especially like to thank her
for introducing me to Madeline,

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an incredible woman who must be drunk
because she just agreed to marry me!

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The only thing going away
was Miranda's dream.

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Congratulations!

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lce. We should get more ice.

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They say when you get a place
of your own, someone will propose.

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l thought it would be to me.

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The woman owes you
a morgage payment.

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- How is this possible? They just met.
- lt's love at first sight.

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This isn't love. lt's two people justifying
a week of non-stop fucking.

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On my furniture.
l have to redecorate.

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lt's encouraging. lt means that even
if you're not dating anybody,

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you could be engaged
in a couple ofweeks.

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Or date someone for a year
and get an electric toothbrush head.

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Why are women obsessed
about getting married?

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Married people just want to be single.

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lf you're single,
the world is your smörgasbord.

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ls this where Jeremy Fields'
engagement party is?

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The red awning.
And it's a going-away party.

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- l can take you there if you like.
- Were you going?

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l was leaving as there were
no handsome men there,

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but maybe the tide is turning.

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My aparment is going
to be lucky for everybody but me.

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What aparment isn't lucky for Samantha?

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This is all your fault.
You introduced me to Madeline.

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l could have hired a gay decorator
and this wouldn't have happened.

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Then they might never have met.

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And Jeremy would have fallen
in love with me.

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Why not me? What am l doing wrong?
Am l invisible?

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- Can l help you?
- l live here!

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That night, l needed a little reality check.

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l was just at this party

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and two people who met a week ago
announced their engagement.

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- And?
- lsn't that a bit shocking?

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This is New York, nothing's shocking.
We've embraced public urination.

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But these people think they're soul mates.

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- Did they actually use the term soul mates?
- Several times.

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l give them three months.
What are you wearing?

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- Do you believe in love at first sight?
- l believe in lust at first sight.

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- l'm serious.
- So am l.

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Come on, l need a visual.

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l don't know. A top, strapless.
Denim.

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- Were you asleep when l called?
- Yes.

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- Sorry.
- That's OK.

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But next time, be at the door...naked.

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l stared to wonder.

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ln a city as cynical as New York,

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is it still possible to believe
in love at first sight?

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l'd given up on the idea,
but now l know

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that if you don't believe in love at first sight,
you haven't experienced it.

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Love at first sight is for Carmen Electra.
lt's too faky for New York.

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Here, women want a blood test and an
ATM receipt before giving you their number.

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How can you believe in love at first sight

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in a city where people jerk off on you
in the subway?

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A bride four weeks from her wedding
has no time to meet for coffee,

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so l joined Madeline for an hour
in the presence of absolute cerainty.

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Flowers, fowers everywhere!

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l'd like each bridesmaid to carry a different
fower. Tulips, irises, lilies...

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Charlotte should have the tulips!
You know she's one of my bridesmaids?

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We asked Miranda to do the guest books
as she introduced us.

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You know, Carrie.
l'm such a fan of your column.

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Would you write something
to read at our wedding?

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- What does she want you to write?
- A poem about love.

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- l hope you said no.
- How can you say no?

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lf l knew that l wouldn't be
in charge ofthe guest book.

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Why did l agree to this?
l write about sex, not love.

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l might have to get married now.
That guy l picked up at Miranda's...

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lf you're engaged,
l am selling the aparment.

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Hardly.

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That night, we went back to my place.

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Tug my hair, tug my hair!

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lt all seemed so familiar.
She was having a déjafuck.

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- What's wrong?
- l've slept with you before.

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- Yeah, like 15 years ago.
- Why didn't you say something?

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l thought you were playing
the sexy stranger game.

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- lt was kind of a reunion.
- You forgot someone you slept with?

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We're not in single digits any more.

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You didn't share a cab with this guy.
You slept with him.

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- Maybe we did it in a cab.
- l'd like to forget some men l've slept with.

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- l keep a list.
- How sweet: ''Men to do today''!

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l'm offiicially out of men to fuck.
l have to get married or move.

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- Lovely! Can l use that in my poem?
- lt's yours.

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- Wait till you see my bridesmaid's dress.
- ls it hideous?

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No, we got to pick our own.
lt's this amazing, backless, black satin.

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- Pretty sexy for a bridesmaid.
- Madeline just said it had to be black.

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Honey, calm down.

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l've been tasteful and appropriate
at seven weddings.

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lt's always: ''Don't look at me,
look at the bride.''

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This time people
are going to look at me!

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This whirlwind wedding was creating
a great deal of stress

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for everyone but the bride and groom.

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The next night, l made the mistake
oftelling Big about the poem.

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Love, glove, dove.
Dove is good.

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Love is like a dove.
Or a big fuzzy glove.

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l might have stolen that
from a greeting card.

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- Thanks.
- What? This is fun.

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lt's not supposed to be fun.
lt's someone's wedding.

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- A wedding is serious to some people.
- Then ''shove'' probably won't work.

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- When is this wedding?
- lt doesn't matter. You're not going.

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Yes, l am.

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l wouldn't miss you reciting
''love, glove, dove'' for anything.

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Things with Big were good.
He was going with me to a wedding.

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Can l just say...wow!

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l need a few minutes.
The card's here for you to sign.

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l don't need to sign it.

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Your name's on the invitation, too.

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Really?

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lt was my first time to get something
other than ''Carrie Bradshaw and guest''.

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How'd they get my name?

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l guess Madeline must have asked
Charlotte or something.

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lf you don't want to sign the card,
it's not a big deal.

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Would you like to sign the guest book?

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Would you like to sign the guest book?

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Would you like to sign the guest book?

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At least we get to see who's arriving alone.

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Samantha could be counted on

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to take life's lemons
and make them into Spanish Fly.

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- Where do they want the gifts?
- Excuse me, l'm not the gift person.

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Christ! My rerun's here!

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Of course.
You met him at the engagement party.

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l have to star writing things down.
l also have to star drinking heavily.

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Where's Big?

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- lnside, looking bored.
- That's my look.

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Should l be bothered that he wouldn't
sign the card?

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l'm glad l didn't ask him
to sign the guest book.

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That would have put him over the edge.

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Charlotte wasn't kidding about the dress.
lt was hard not to notice her.

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- Look at you!
- Oh, my God!

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l am so late!

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- Are you with the bride or the groom?
- Actually, l'm a bridesmaid.

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Are you Charlotte? l'm Marin Healey.
l'll be walking you down the aisle.

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All her life, Charlotte had imagined
doing exactly that

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with someone exactly like Marin.

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l'll show you
where you're supposed to be.

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Are you seeing this?
He never even looked at me!

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While Miranda felt invisible,
l felt far too visible.

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l'm in the programme?
l barely know the bride and groom.

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- They barely know each other.
- l'm between the vows and the fish.

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Am l in there?
No, of course not.

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- l'd better find Big.
- l'm coming with you.

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Can you leave the guest book
unattended?

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People know what to do
with the guest book.

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The ceremony was shor and sweet,
just like the engagement.

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...our newly-weds: Mr Jeremy Fields
and Mrs Madeline Dunn Fields.

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lt's amazing.

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Six months to find me an end table
and she plans a wedding in four weeks.

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Five bucks says your end table
lasts longer than her marriage.

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People have said a lot of nice
things about Jeremy.

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l am here to make a rebuttal.

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- l have known Jeremy a long time.
- Which is more than the bride can say.

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l only hope that some day l can have
what you two have:

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8,000 little napkins with my name
on them.

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And, of course, someone to love.

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Cheers!

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And now, we have a very special treat.

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One of my favourite writers,
Carrie Bradshaw,

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has agreed to share a poem
that she wrote for the occasion.

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Shit.

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As l made my way to the microphone,
l could only think one thing:

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dead woman walking.

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His hello was the end of her endings

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Her laugh was their first step
down the aisle

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His hand would be hers to hold forever

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His forever was as simple as her smile

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And suddenly it hit me: two people
were committing to a life together

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and l couldn't even get a guy
to be on a card with me.

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He said she was what was missing

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She said instantly she knew

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She was a question to be answered

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And his answer was l do

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l had no choice
but to embrace the moment

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and pass off my tears as tears ofjoy
for the happy couple.

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Can l have the salad dressing?

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- l want three or four kids, too.
- How about dog versus cat?

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l think that this should be our song.

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Then we should dance to it.

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Are they in the Evelyn Wood plan, too?

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Sorry, l had to take a call.
Did l miss anything?

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You missed my poem
and most ofthe reception,

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but a slow dance makes you
forgive and forget.

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l hate to dance
while people are eating.

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Well, l'll be at the bar
where people are drinking.

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Say hello to my date.

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- l think l know you from somewhere.
- lt's very possible we've fucked.

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- l think l know you from college.
- Then we probably fucked in college.

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- Another cosmopolitan, please.
- And a Scotch, straight up.

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lt's the famous poet, Carrie Bradshaw.

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Can we not talk about the poem, please?

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lt was perfect. Except the crying.
What was that about?

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Big took a call during my poem.

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lt's not imporant to him.
Nothing is imporant to him.

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The guest book person
also puts the gifts in the van.

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Will you help, or should l wait for someone
else not to see me so l can end it?

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l'll help you.
What street do you want to stand in?

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lfthey get married in less than a month,
l'm not going.

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- Careful. That one's from me.
- What are you giving them?

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The dancing frogs.

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Even on the verge of breaking
the speed record for relationships,

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Charlotte took her duties as bridesmaid
very seriously.

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- lsn't it beautiful?
- How do we do this exactly?

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We throw string around
and write something funny on the mirror.

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Some people throw condoms on the bed,
but l prefer rose petals.

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l would love to wake up in rose petals.

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lt was all so romantic.
The bed, the rose petals...

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...the bed.

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Technically, it wasn't a third date,
but they'd had dinner and been dancing.

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Charlotte worried she'd made a mistake

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by sleeping with a man
she thought she could marry.

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- Then something wonderful happened.
- l want to introduce you to my parents.

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Charlotte was back on schedule.

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Did you see us?
We've been dancing up a storm.

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- Would you like a free lesson?
- My dad is quite the dancer.

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That would be great.

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ls she the one?

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You're a beautiful dancer.

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- May l cut in?
- lf you must.

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lsn't he something? He's very smar.
He's pretty much my role model.

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He used to take me to his offiice...

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Your father just felt me up.

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We were dancing and he put his hand...

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My parents have been married
for 50 years.

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My dad would not cop a feel just because
some girl is wearing a slutty dress.

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lt was clear to Charlotte that Marin
wasn't going to take her side now or ever.

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Did the last four and a half hours
mean nothing to you?

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Darn! We missed the chicken dance.

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Excuse me, have you seen my date?

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l'm sorry. l had to help Miranda
put the gifts into the van.

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- So, are you ready to go?
- Have they cut the cake yet?

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l don't know, but l can tell you
how it turns out.

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lf you want to go, go.

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- What's wrong?
- You wouldn't even sign the card.

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The card?

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l'm afraid we don't want the same things.

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Things like cake?

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l want someone who's going to be
with me until the end...

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...of a wedding.

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- l'll stay.
- You will?

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Single ladies, it's time for the tossing
ofthe bouquet.

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- lsn't the bouquet tossed at the end?
- Congratulations. You lucked out.

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l'm going to say goodbye to my friends.

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Big moment.

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Big and l are leaving.
He's crossed his pain threshold.

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Everybody ready?

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One, two, three!

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- OK, girls. See you tomorrow.
- Night, night.

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Let's get our coats.

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Some people know
they're meant to be together.

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l knew l was meant to go home
and have cake in bed with Big.

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Maybe we're more the fuzzy glove types.