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A single gal
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spends most of her life
searching for the perfect male.
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And out of the blue, it arrives.
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Aleksandr Petrovsky
was a rather famous artist,
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with whom I had
had one rather infamous date.
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It's been three whole weeks.
I thought you died or something.
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I did die from rejection.
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How could you have left me
on the street all alone?
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It still hurts.
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Oh, you'll get over it.
You're a big boy.
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And where did you get this information?
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I was in Holland for work.
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Oh, Holland? There's something new.
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-Been there?
-Uh...
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To the land of the wooden shoes? No.
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No. No, no, no.
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I brought you a little present.
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Let's sit down.
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Milk chocolate?
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Or perhaps you like dark?
I've got right here.
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You don't have a mouse trap
in there, do you?
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No, why would I?
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I was being silly.
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You know, in the cartoons, when they
put their hands and the thing...
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Okay.
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Et voilà.
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Light or dark?
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Second only to
the search of the perfect male,
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is the search for the perfect fragrance.
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Am I peppermint musk?
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Oh, no.
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Ladies, I'm taking a lover.
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Yes, a lover. Aleksandr Petrovsky.
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Wait, the old guy?
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I beg your pardon.
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My lover is not old.
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He is worldly and wise and very sexy.
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He is sexy.
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Very.
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Yesterday I almost did it with him on
a park bench in front of children.
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What stopped you?
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-Common decency.
-Oh, that.
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Well, that and the fact that
I'm not lover ready.
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I need a little bikini waxage.
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Well, then snap to it.
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Don't play hard to get with a man
who's hard to get.
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Maybe cucumber basil.
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Why would you want to smell
like a salad?
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-I can't decide what I am.
-What do mean "not old"?
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Charlotte e-mailed me his photo.
Hello 60.
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He is in his lover perfect,
early fifties.
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That's a good age.
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They've been around the block,
they know how to use their cock.
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Oh, you rhyme now.
And where did you get his picture?
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I Googled him. I wanted Miranda to see
your potential new boyfriend.
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Not boyfriend, lover.
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How long are you going to keep
saying it like that?
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Uncomfortable with my taking a lover?
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-Maybe he could be more than a lover.
-Oh, Jesus.
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Ah, no, the only place this is going
is Loverville.
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Well, I could see it going somewhere.
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Oh, please, listen, half the time,
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I can't even understand him.
We have nothing in common.
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-He's in and out of Europe.
-That could be good.
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Honey, you're not listening. She only
wants him to be in and out of her.
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Yes, but in a much less
obvious sounding way.
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How about pomegranate patchouli?
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No, you need something classic, clean.
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With just a hint of neurosis.
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How about you? Are you finding anything?
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I don't know. I'm trying to figure out
what Steve might like.
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Just get some Old Spice
and call it a day.
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Steve does not wear Old Spice.
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He wears nothing and he smells great.
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Oh, Miranda and Steve sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
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first comes... Well, actually
first comes baby.
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- Oh great.
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Now I have to spend
the rest of the day smelling like...
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-Apples and hay.
-You bastard.
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Okay, let's go.
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Aren't you going to get something
for your new lover?
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I suspect he already likes
the way I smell.
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Hey. How lucky are we?
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Very.
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If Miranda and Steve
had a fragrance,
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it would be called Perfection.
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If Miranda, Steve, and Robert,
her ex and neighbor had a fragrance,
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it would be called Less Than Perfection.
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In fact,
Awful, Uncomfortable and Terrible.
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Hi.
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Well, if it isn't the happy couple.
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How are you today?
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You all have a nice day.
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So the doctor said that
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Harry and I have to wait
at least two months
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before we even get try to get pregnant
again. And I'd like to back to work,
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but then if I do get pregnant,
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that's not really fair to the new
employer, so I...
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I'm sleeping and walking, sleeping
and walking, how am I doing that?
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That's rude. This is important to me.
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I know it's important to you,
you know it's important to you,
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the homeless guy on the corner of 57th
and 7th knows it's important to you.
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Can we please talk about something else?
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I'll give you $100 if you say
something bitchy about someone we know.
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No.
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I'm trying to figure out my next
direction and I need to talk about it.
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Fine, talk till my ears bleed.
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But do yourself a favor and stop
for a minute and look at the light.
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You mean the fact
that no matter what happens
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with the baby, Harry and I
will always have each other?
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No, Char, the freaking light
over there in the park.
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When did it become fall?
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Somewhere between your ovaries
and my boredom.
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Imagine.
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Being blind, not being able to see
a beautiful day like today.
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Can you think of anything worse?
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Stone-washed jeans
with a matching jacket.
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Maybe I should stop thinking
so much about myself
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and volunteer for the blind
or something.
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That would be a nice thing to do.
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-Very Jackie O.
-Whoo!
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Okay, let me begin.
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-Can I ask you a question?
-Yes, it will hurt a little.
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Oh, no, that's not the question.
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Are you Russian?
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-Yes.
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-Oh.
-See? Hurt a little.
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Yes, I was wondering
how do you say hello in Russian?
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-Zdrastvuyte.
-Zdrastvuyte.
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Um... And... How do you say thank you?
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-Spasibo.
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Ah.
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Spasibo.
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-You're welcome.
-Ah. Oh.
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The only thing more uncomfortable
than a bikini wax,
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is an elevator ride with an ex.
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Luckily, Miranda had figured out
a way to avoid that.
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Unfortunately, Robert had also.
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Robert, hi.
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Okay, I guess I deserve that.
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Robert.
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I'm, I'm sorry.
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I've never meant to hurt you.
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Steve and I just fell back in love.
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Oh.
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And so what was I,
your little half time show?
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What?
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Not at all.
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I never thought that Steve and I
would get back together,
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or I never would have
started up with you.
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I hope you understand that.
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Well, I'll try.
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And I hope you understand
when you get my bill.
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-Your bill?
-Yeah, my bill.
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For services rendered.
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You know, my stud fee.
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Robert, come on.
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No, no, no, no. Hey, It's cool.
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I got your scene.
You're a busy working mother.
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Too tired to go out and eat,
call Hunan Kitchen.
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Too tired to go out and fuck,
call Robert.
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-That's not true.
-Sure it is.
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-Fast food, fast fuck.
-You were not a fast fuck.
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No, you're right, I wasn't.
I was slow. Nice and slow.
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Just the way you liked it.
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"Oh, Robert, oh, yes. Oh, Robert.
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Oh, God. Robert, ooh.
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No man has ever been in this deep."
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-Hey, what are doing back?
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-I gave Robert custody of the elevator.
-What?
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We're moving my stuff in here next week
and you gave him the elevator?
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You're lucky I didn't give him Brady.
I bumped into him on the stairs.
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How bad was it?
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Hug me.
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Oh, it's that bad, huh?
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So we can't ever use the elevator?
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Not between 8:00 a.m. and 10:00 p.m.
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-We have a baby in a stroller.
- I know.
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Why, why, why did I have to shit
where I eat?
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All right, look, he's just upset,
it'll blow over.
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I don't think so, Steve.
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The man is crazy in love with me
and now he's acting out,
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talking about how I said, "No man's
ever been in me that deep."
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What?
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Nothing.
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-Steve.
-Nothing. I'm fine.
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Wednesday night, after dinner,
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I took the express elevator
to Loverville.
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Spasibo.
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Oh, you speak Russian very well.
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Spasibo.
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Is that the only word you know?
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Zdrastvuyte.
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-Yes, that is the only word you know.
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There's my studio, and here's my house.
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You have the entire floor?
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Not at first, but over the years.
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-Spasibo.
-Zdrastvuyte.
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This used to be some kind of sewing
factory, a sweat shop in the 1920s.
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That's a lovely story.
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Very nice, if you like that whole
window sky thing.
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Yes, it's lovely light in the morning.
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Study and kitchen.
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Would you like some fruit or martini
or something?
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Why don't you show me upstairs?
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My Russian may have been shaky,
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but I discovered I spoke lover
very well.
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Turns out, I'd found a sweet
bed and breakfast in Loverville.
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Good morning.
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Um, where?
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Morning. Come, come, sit.
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In the light of day,
everything looked completely different.
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Would you like some coffee?
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What kind?
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Um, regular.
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Regular coffee is for regular people.
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You are not regular.
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I hope I'm not in the way.
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What way?
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No, no. It's Violette, Padma, Lee.
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Hey, everybody, this is Carrie.
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It's my staff. Without them, I'll be
sitting in the street with the sign,
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I'll do art for food.
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Speaking of food...
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Pancakes for the lady.
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Hope you're hungry.
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Aren't you, aren't you going to eat?
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No, I'm done.
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I'm off to Amsterdam remember?
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Oh, yeah. Right.
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Maybe before I leave,
I'll have one more little bite.
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There I was
having pancakes at IHOP.
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The International House of Petrovsky's.
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And they just went on
about their business totally unfazed.
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Oh, honey, they've seen it all.
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And you gotta give it to him.
Making pancakes for pussy,
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that's a classy touch.
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What?
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You don't think you're the first babe
he battered up for.
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No, no, no, you're right. You're right.
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The whole thing was so choreographed.
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No. No, he knew exactly
what he was doing.
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Well, sounds good to me.
I miss a man with the moves.
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So Smith, no moves?
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No, he has them. Most of them
I've given him, but he has them.
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Truth time?
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I'm a little jealous.
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Of what? My grand slam breakfast?
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You've got yourself a man,
a real power player.
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Someone who takes charge,
drags you to the bed,
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has his way with you,
doesn't have to ask what you want,
252
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,035
and fucks you and fucks you.
253
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,287
We're not talking about me anymore,
are we?
254
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:17,834
No. I mean, Smith,
he's hot but he's a baby.
255
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,293
He's almost 30.
256
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:22,630
Still, I swear, sometimes I don't know
whether to blow him or burp him.
257
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,173
I need a grown-up.
258
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,260
So, uh, how were they?
259
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,386
The pancakes?
260
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,513
Delicious, exactly what I wanted,
I couldn't get enough.
261
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,973
No, I was referring to the moves.
262
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,309
Oh, delicious, exactly what I wanted,
I couldn't get enough.
263
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,769
Good for you.
264
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:41,774
So, how many pancakes do you think
that kitchen has seen?
265
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,025
Does it matter?
266
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,528
In the cold, harsh reality
of daylight,
267
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,988
I knew it didn't matter.
268
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,658
But in the colder, harsher reality
269
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:54,328
of a woman who just slept with someone
she likes, it did.
270
00:15:55,663 --> 00:16:00,626
Google.com showed many, many listings
on the art of Aleksandr Petrovsky.
271
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,881
And one on his many, many women.
272
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,560
According to certain scientists,
273
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,897
whenever a woman has sex,
her body produces a chemical
274
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,608
which causes her to emotionally attach.
275
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:28,321
This chemical may also account
for the series of terrifying questions
276
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:33,326
that involuntarily pop into
our minds after just one casual tryst.
277
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:38,122
Questions like, does he like me?
Will he call again?
278
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,626
And the classic,
where is this all going?
279
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,753
When it comes to men,
280
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:49,467
even when we try to keep it light,
how do we wind up in the dark?
281
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,598
Hey, I've got this invite to a party.
282
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,643
Teen Posse's throwing.
283
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,647
-Top 30 under 30. I'm one of them.
-Hah.
284
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:04,649
You want to go?
285
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,735
Teen Posse and me, no. And no.
286
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:10,029
Well, my agent and my manager
really want me to go.
287
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,074
At least look at the invite and tell me
how lame it is?
288
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,618
The party may have been
all wrong,
289
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,912
but it was being hosted
by Richard Wright.
290
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,497
What? Lame ass?
291
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,292
No, not so lame ass.
292
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,587
Richard Wright is a big name
in the hotel business.
293
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:30,258
He brings a certain... Something.
294
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:33,636
And it was exactly the certain
something that Samantha was missing.
295
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:34,804
You should go.
296
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,431
In fact, I'll go with you.
297
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,892
-What the hell.
-Cool.
298
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,734
And I'm not really allowed to try
and get pregnant again
299
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,736
-for another two months.
-So you said.
300
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,990
And I thought I have all this time
on my hands to volunteer.
301
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,825
Okay, working as a guide
302
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,911
for a visually-impaired person
is a serious undertaking.
303
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,871
We suggest all our potential volunteers
304
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,624
go to a public place like a park
or a department store
305
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:07,044
with a friend and let him or her lead
your around blindfolded.
306
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,129
Blindfolded?
307
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:11,841
Yeah, try not to take the blindfold off
no matter how uncomfortable you feel,
308
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,843
and you'll begin to get
a sense of what it's like
309
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,137
not to be able to rely on your sight.
310
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,764
Okay, bye.
311
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,269
I mean, where can this possibly go?
312
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,770
I thought you didn't
want it to go anywhere.
313
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,523
Well, that was before I slept with him,
now, not so sure.
314
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,483
- Interesting.
-No, ridiculous,
315
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,236
and according to
my new best friend, Google.com...
316
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,362
You Googled him!
317
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,448
The man has dated
every woman in New York
318
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:39,660
from 1977 until, well,
until last Wednesday.
319
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,287
And who knows
how many pancakes he's making
320
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,247
for other ridiculous women
around the world.
321
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,667
Oh, God, listen to me, and I've only
slept with him once.
322
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,961
Okay, let's get blind.
323
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:52,548
So once I put this over my eyes,
I can't take it off.
324
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,674
I need you to guide me.
325
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,259
I'm there.
326
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,136
This is embarrassing.
327
00:18:57,219 --> 00:19:01,307
No, no, thinking you can take a lover
is embarrassing. This is helping people.
328
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,436
How's my hair?
329
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,188
-Oh.
330
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,276
-Oh, that's a European code, it's him.
331
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,195
Should I answer it? Okay.
332
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,615
-Hello?
- Carrie, it's Aleks.
333
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:20,076
Hi. How's Amsterdam?
334
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,410
It's very Dutch.
335
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,330
What? Oh... I can't, I can't hear you.
336
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,665
Oh, you know what,
I need better reception.
337
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,583
I'm going to go right over there.
Don't go away.
338
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,751
Okay.
339
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,127
Hi.
340
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,213
Oh, I'm sorry.
341
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:34,799
Oh.
342
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:37,802
Tomorrow night?
343
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,345
- At 9:00. Yes?
-Yes.
344
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,097
This is
an impossible connection.
345
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,223
What?
346
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:45,393
- The reception is very bad.
-Bad reception, yes.
347
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:48,312
- Tomorrow, are you free?
-Yes, I'm free.
348
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:51,148
- Sorry I can't hear you.
-I'm free.
349
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,108
All right then,
350
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,985
-tomorrow at 9:00.
-Yes, I will be there.
351
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,571
- Carrie, Carrie?
-Hello?
352
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,165
Sweetie?
353
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,043
Would you like to sample Lumiere?
354
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,382
-Do you need some assistance?
-No, thank you.
355
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,758
I'm trying to help the blind.
356
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,720
I just got separated from my friend,
but I'm sure she'll find me.
357
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:24,390
-Lumiere?
-Oh, no, bad, bad.
358
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:27,893
-Oh.
-Excuse me.
359
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,103
Sorry.
360
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,690
Ooh.
361
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,110
And there in the dark,
Charlotte realized
362
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:40,823
she had no idea where she was going
in Barneys or in life.
363
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:44,910
But sometimes, even if you're
not sure of your direction,
364
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,955
you can find your way
to something wonderful.
365
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,541
Don't they have these
over there in the...
366
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:56,630
I swear I looked and looked and then
I thought, "Best if she finds me."
367
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,632
I'm meeting him tomorrow. Cute, huh?
368
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,426
Oh, yeah.
369
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,387
Okay, okay.
370
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,764
You coming down?
371
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,684
Let's just go in front of the line,
like I suggested.
372
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,519
I don't like pushing in front of people.
373
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,979
Oh, grow up.
374
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,860
Smith Jerrod, we're on the list.
375
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,612
Oh, my God, awesome.
376
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:21,781
Love your hair.
377
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,699
Let me just check you off.
378
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,618
And you are?
379
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,119
Samantha Jones.
380
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,373
Aren't you a sight for sore eyes.
381
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,588
Um, dude.
382
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,673
He's with me.
383
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:46,013
-Oh, I'm sorry, Richard Wright.
-Smith Jerrod.
384
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:47,681
Let's get some drinks, shall we?
385
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,060
Can you take a picture?
386
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,190
So, how long have you been babysitting?
387
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,901
Said the man
hosting the Teen Posse party.
388
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,111
Don't rub it in.
Hotels have to stay hip.
389
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,072
So I have to bend over backwards.
390
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,407
Tongue the taints
of these trendy little pissants.
391
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,618
Well, you look good.
392
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,703
That's 'cause
I'm looking at you, gorgeous.
393
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,165
Two more Scotch rocks.
394
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,168
What's up?
395
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,419
Can I get you a Scotch?
396
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,088
No thanks, man, I'm in AA.
397
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,006
You kids today.
398
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,467
So how do you two know each other?
399
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,803
We used to go out.
400
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:29,265
And then I fucked it up royally
and lost the best thing I ever had.
401
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,725
Oh, my God, Smith, you have to come.
402
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:34,687
Paulie is snorting pretzels
out of his nose.
403
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,856
-You have to come.
-It's fucking hilarious.
404
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,816
-Come on.
-Paulie, do it again. Paulie.
405
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:42,736
Paulie is snorting pretzels
out his nose.
406
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:44,238
Fuck you.
407
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:51,745
Okay, this is the last load.
408
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:54,123
For a guy with no stuff,
you've got stuff.
409
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,916
Let's get the TV first.
410
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,503
What the fuck?
411
00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:02,590
That wasn't like that
when we moved it in here.
412
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:03,883
Oh, my God.
413
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,051
-Robert.
-What?
414
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,053
Nah, you think?
415
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:11,765
Um, hello, he's mad,
your name is on the boxes,
416
00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:12,933
he lives in the building.
417
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:16,687
Nah, it doesn't seem like him,
I must have bumped it or something.
418
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:17,855
Steve.
419
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:22,484
He's crazy in love with me. You didn't
see how angry he was on the stairs.
420
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:25,571
Okay, this is bullshit.
I'm not going to live like this.
421
00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,323
What are you going to do?
422
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,991
I'm going to take care of things.
423
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,159
Be kind.
424
00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:32,119
He's still in love with me.
425
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,506
Steve?
426
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:47,092
Look, I need to talk to you
about this whole Miranda thing.
427
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:49,678
What about it?
428
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:53,933
I'll be right back, baby.
429
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,899
Turns out Petrovsky wasn't the
only one with an international house.
430
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:03,025
Uh...
431
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:06,737
We're sorry.
432
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,031
She's sorry. I'm sorry.
433
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:10,908
We're sorry.
434
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,160
I appreciate that.
435
00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:25,547
What happened?
436
00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:27,800
Let's just put it this way.
437
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,469
He won't be bothering us again.
438
00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:32,221
Was he very upset?
439
00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:41,397
When it came to Robert,
440
00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:45,192
Steve thought it was kinder
to leave Miranda in the dark.
441
00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:16,181
Samantha.
442
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:21,395
Hey, where are you going, babe?
443
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,815
Richard wanted to show me one
of his remodeled suites.
444
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,151
Cool, can I come?
445
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:29,695
No.
446
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,947
No, Smith, you can't come.
447
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:36,577
Look, this was fun,
but where is it going?
448
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:37,703
Gorgeous?
449
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:45,127
You go play with your friends
and I'll go play with mine.
450
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,593
Samantha.
451
00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:01,894
Two years ago,
I was on top of the fucking world.
452
00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:04,396
Now I'm hosting a bullshit beer-basher
453
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,482
for a bunch of pin heads
with six-pack abs.
454
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,817
This is a world-class hotel.
455
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,571
Fuck it. I've been down this low before.
456
00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:17,367
Richard may have,
but Samantha hadn't.
457
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:38,305
I just wanted to make sure
you got home safe.
458
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,644
I don't know what's wrong with me.
459
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,523
I hate myself for doing this
to you.
460
00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:50,651
Oh, God.
461
00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:54,655
It's okay, it's okay.
462
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:01,411
Come on.
463
00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:03,831
Let's get you out of here.
464
00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:07,626
Even in the dark,
Smith could still see Samantha.
465
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:11,964
And for the very first time,
she saw him.
466
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,883
- Hey.
-Hmm?
467
00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,594
I have some work to do in my studio,
468
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,055
but you're welcome to stay, okay?
469
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:27,646
It was at that moment
I realized,
470
00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:30,774
I wasn't really comfortable
in Loverville.
471
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,904
I'm not that kind of Google.
472
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:26,079
What?
473
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:28,457
I just wanted to say thank you.
I'm going to go.
474
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,251
Okay, then I'll call you tomorrow,
all right?
475
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:34,129
Um...
476
00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:41,720
This has been really lovely,
but I don't think I'm cut out for it.
477
00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:44,348
I don't understand.
478
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:50,520
The pancakes and...
479
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:52,814
The other ladies...
480
00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,484
it's just not for me.
481
00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:59,363
There are pancakes, but no other ladies.
482
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,450
Well,
483
00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:07,788
I have a book with a few emergency
telephone numbers, yes.
484
00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:10,958
But now I just see you.
485
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,921
This is not about a great bang.
486
00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:19,466
This...
487
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,222
I just like you.
488
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,726
Why me?
489
00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:36,566
Why me?
490
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:41,905
You make a good breakfast.
491
00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:46,493
So what's all this?
492
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:52,040
It's too soon to tell.