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- Taxi!
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There are some New York nights
that are monumental, gigantic, historic.
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Others are just Big.
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Bet you can't get your steaks like this
in your little Napa Village, now can ya?
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Where do yo think these cattle
comes from? A ranch on Canal Street?
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Well, what we lack in livestock,
we make up for in cabs.
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Napa has cabs.
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Fine, you win,
and I don't wanna fight about it.
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Oh, let's. Let's fight,
then we can make out.
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So, what's on your New York agenda?
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Making some deals, breaking some hearts?
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-Can I tell you a secret?
-That's not your real hair?
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I'm having a little heart thing done.
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What?
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They found a blockage. So I'm
getting a... You know, angioplasty.
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Simple procedure, no big deal.
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But, I can kiss these good bye.
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-Carrie. Calm down.
- Sorry.
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Come on. Don't be such a sissy.
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It's nothing.
They do a million of these a day.
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-It's like having your teeth cleaned.
-Oh God, you're sick.
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Um, miss?
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Um...
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She's fine.
Could you bring some extra napkins?
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And some violins.
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Uptown, there was a different
kind of dinner being prepared.
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With less cholesterol and no tears.
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-Oh, my God.
-Hey.
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However you got in here, I don't care,
I applaud you.
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Miranda's new neighbor,
Dr. Robert Leeds
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had quickly become her new boyfriend.
Doctor of all trades.
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Magda let me in.
She was very excited at the idea
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of someone actually
using your kitchen to prepare food.
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Well, it's a first.
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-I didn't know you could cook.
-I make one thing.
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-Enchiladas, baby.
- Wow.
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Here.
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-Ooh.
- Mmm.
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It's spicy.
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You can handle it.
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Come on.
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Oh, my God.
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I have placemats?
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How am I gonna repay you for all this?
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I only make lean cuisine.
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-I have one idea.
-Done.
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No, it's another idea. But it's related.
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Oh.
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Take tomorrow off.
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From work?
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-I don't do that.
-Just think about it.
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Brady's with his dad,
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I don't have to work until 7:00.
We can spend the whole day together.
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Bet you have a few
personal days stored up.
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Just think about it.
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Truth be told,
Miranda had never taken
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a personal day in her entire career.
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But then again, no one had ever
made her enchiladas before.
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Whoa! Jeez! Whoa!
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- Steve!
-Oh, oh, hey.
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What are you doing here?
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-Ow!
-Oh, my God, are you okay?
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Ow, ow... I see spots.
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-Oh, let me take a look at that.
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- Ooh...
-Who the hell are you?
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-What are you doing here?
-I forgot Brady's eardrops.
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-What are you doing here?
-I took a personal day.
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-I'm Robert.
-This is Robert.
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-I'm a doctor.
-He's doctor and my boyfriend.
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I'm sorry. Is it weird that I just
called you that?
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No, I like it.
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Uh, hey, do you wanna help me
here or what?
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Yeah, yeah,
let's take this in the bathroom.
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Can you get some ice?
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Bend your head forward slightly
and have a seat.
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So, how long have you two
been hanging out?
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Oh, about a month.
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I was gonna mention it
when the time was right.
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-I was just waiting for the right time.
- Uh-uh-uh-uh.
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-Apply pressure.
-So, anyway, this is Steve,
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-Brady's dad.
-Good to meet you, Steve.
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Oh, my God. Who's watching the baby?
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My ma... Ow! And Debbie.
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Yeah, it should be fine.
It's just bruised.
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-I'm gonna need a tampon.
-What?
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-What the fuck?
-It's a little trick we use at work,
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and some scissors. Here.
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What are you,
some nose guy or something?
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-No, I'm in sports medicine.
-For the Knicks.
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Adding insult to injury.
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Now, this should do it.
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So, that pretty much solves the problem
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of how Robert and Steve
are going to meet.
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I guess I can check that off
my list of things to do.
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That's horrifying.
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I will continue to be horrified
by that story all day long.
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And poor Steve,
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he was in such a vulnerable position
with the sex and the bloody nose,
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and the doctor boyfriend.
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-Well, you won.
-It's not a competition.
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You're right.
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She's being fucked by a hot,
Black doctor
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and Steve had a tampon up his nose.
No contest.
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Okay, I hate to admit this,
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but there is part of me that took
some pleasure in the whole thing.
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Is that terrible?
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Well, no, it's not as though
you planned it that way.
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-Did you?
-No.
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I'm crazy about Robert.
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So, why do I even care
what Steve thinks?
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Because you've been through
a lot with him.
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Some people just get under your skin
and stay there.
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-When I saw Big the other night--
-Big is in town?
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Yeah, he's here
for a little heart thing.
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What? Is he on the wait list to get one?
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No.
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And you're going to feel
incredibly bad in a minute.
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He's here because
he's having heart surgery.
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Okay, I'm officially a monster.
Please continue.
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No, it's okay.
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It's actually a fairly routine
procedure. They found a blockage--
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Oh, honey.
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I'm sorry.
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This is exactly what happened
the other night when he told me.
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I know, I know he's gonna
be fine. But...
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What is going on with me?
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Yoo hoo, ladies lunching.
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Bitsy Von Muffling had recently
married cabaret singer, Bobby Fine,
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known to everyone, but Bitsy,
as the gayest gay man alive.
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Hi.
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Oh, my goodness. Look at you.
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Can you believe it? Me, pregnant.
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It's a girl. Bobby is so excited,
he's already got two names picked out.
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Judy or Barbara.
We're gonna wait to what she looks like.
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-I like Judy.
-And I owe it all to Dr. Mao.
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Or as we call him Dr. Wow,
acupuncturist slash miracle worker.
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Seriously, I couldn't take it any more
with the IUls and the IVFs
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and the I-give-up.
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Anyway, then I go to this guy,
and poof, I'm with child.
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Just from going to acupuncture?
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I don't know how the hell it works, but
this guy could get a cactus pregnant.
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Anyway, I've got to run.
Or shall I say, waddle.
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-It was great seeing you girls.
-Bye.
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How is that physically possible?
That woman is like 50 years old.
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-And married to a fag.
-I have got to go see that Dr. Mao.
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- Hello.
-Hi.
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I have a three o'clock with Dr. Mao?
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I know someone who tried for five years
and never saw results.
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Did she drink the teas? Religiously?
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Tell her to drink the teas.
They're smelly, but they work.
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My friend Lois got pregnant
on her third visit.
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I knew a woman who was told
she'd never get pregnant ever,
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because she wasn't ovulating.
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And guess what, she's expecting
her fourth this Christmas.
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-Yes!
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That's fabulous.
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And then this woman
said that the teas
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and the herbs are really important.
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And I'm just wondering,
because I started
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facility treatments with my first
husband, but now I'm remarried.
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-So, this woman thought that I should--
-Mrs. Goldenblatt,
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I have all that information.
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Let's just concentrate on what
we're doing here, in this room.
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Now, I'll be back in twenty minutes.
Just relax with your own thoughts.
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I knew a woman who was told
she'd never get pregnant ever,
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because she wasn't ovulating.
And guess what,
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she's expecting her fourth
this Christmas.
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From Eastern medicine
on the Upper West Side...
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Hello?
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...to Western medicine
on Upper East Side.
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Hey, kid.
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How are you?
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-I'm alive.
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-Asshole.
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What did you think? I'd be dead already?
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I don't know.
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-Hospitals scare me.
-Oh, I'm fine. I'm great.
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I've never felt better.
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Boy, you should've seen your face.
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You're such an easy mark.
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Oh, oh. It's Ruby time.
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Ruby's my favorite.
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He says that to all the nurses,
doesn't he?
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It's a safe assumption.
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All right, darling. Come on. Up.
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-Oh, that hurts,
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-does it?
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Oh boy, there she goes again.
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-All waterworks. Come on, take it easy.
-I'm sorry. Just ignore me.
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Oh, so sweet. She's worried about you.
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Oh, don't cry. You husband will be fine.
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No, no, I'm not. He's not my husband.
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Meanwhile, Samantha welcomed
Smith back from his movie location
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with open arms.
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Now, put your index finger on my clit.
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Oh, good.
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But less pressure.
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Okay, now two fingers.
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A little higher.
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A little bit more to the left.
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Now, you feel that ridge?
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Did you take a directing seminar
while I was gone?
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I did some summer reading.
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Okay, now keep your finger there,
but move your thumb.
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Higher, higher.
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Oh, I missed those hands.
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-So, what do you want to eat?
- Later, without directions,
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Smith tried the most intimate
hand position of all.
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I don't know. What do you feel like?
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Sushi, maybe...
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Or Thai.
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Oh, I just had Thai--
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Babe?
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You okay?
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I have a new sympathy for the disabled.
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What happened to you?
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Oh, I'm fine, I just fell into one
of those hatches on the sidewalk.
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It was stupid.
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Oh, my God, that's my biggest fear.
How did that happen?
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It was Smith's fault.
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He did something to me that
was so perverse.
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Okay, I'm just gonna say it.
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He tried to hold my hand.
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You mean to tell me that
Smith is a hand-holder?
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And to think he once served us food.
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You laugh,
but it's part of a bigger problem.
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Do you know I didn't fuck
a single or a married guy
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the whole time Smith was out of town.
And I'll tell you something else.
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I missed him.
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Well, it sounds to me
like he missed you, too.
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Hence the deviant behavior.
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Like it or not, that little tadpole is
wide open in there for you.
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Life's short,
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you might wanna consider
holding his hand.
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Yuck.
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Okay, it happened again. The crying.
When I visited Big at the hospital.
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-That's three times now.
-I suggest waterproof mascara.
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I finally figured out that the only way
to have Big in my life
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was to block out certain feelings,
and now
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every feeling that I've ever had
is bubbling up all over the place
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with nowhere to go except
out my eyeballs.
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-So, what are you gonna do about it?
-Nothing. There's nothing to do.
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Big is who he is.
He's never gonna change.
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He's limited and I accept that.
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So, he'll go back to Napa,
and I'll go back to not crying.
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-The end.
-Oww.
247
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,633
Honey, if it hurts so much,
why are we going shopping?
248
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,762
I have a broken toe,
not a broken spirit.
249
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,014
Well, come on then. Move that booty.
250
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,688
If New York City's
signature fruit is the apple,
251
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,775
then its signature sound
is the ambulance siren.
252
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,154
It seems like all day,
every day people are getting hurt.
253
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,656
And the whole city has to hear about it.
254
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,495
But what about the injuries
that don't get a siren?
255
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,039
Whether you're falling into a hole
in the street,
256
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,500
or possibly falling back in love.
257
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,670
Just how dangerous is an open heart?
258
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,059
Hello,
Mount Sinai Hospital.
259
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:57,271
Hi, can I please be connected
to room 817?
260
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,439
Let me see.
261
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,484
That patient left the hospital
this morning.
262
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,574
Well.
263
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,869
-How'd you find me?
-When you weren't at the morgue,
264
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:14,622
I figured you were at the Four Seasons,
and here you are.
265
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:18,084
You know I'd invite you in, Sniffles.
but I've run out of Kleenex.
266
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,503
Should I call the concierge,
or did you bring your own?
267
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,506
Oh, I'm sorry.
268
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,300
You must have me confused with
someone else.
269
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:30,555
I'm Candy, your Candy striper.
270
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,892
Stop. Put your coat back on.
Are you trying to kill me?
271
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:38,521
I can't smoke, I can't drink,
and I can't get excited.
272
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,273
About anything.
273
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,108
I'm in the union.
274
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,986
-I know the rules.
-It's a damn shame, too
275
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,822
because I love a cute candy stripper.
276
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,283
This isn't about stripping,
it's about striping.
277
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,910
Hmm, it's a complete waste of
a hotel room, if you ask me.
278
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,871
What are we gonna do now?
279
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:59,208
Oh, Candy's got a whole bag full
of PG fun in here.
280
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,586
-Oh, goodie.
-Starting with...
281
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,882
Dominoes. Classic and day glow.
282
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,677
Dominoes? Why don't you just take off
your dress and kill me now?
283
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:13,473
-Get it over with.
-Nobody wins with that kind of attitude.
284
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,434
Mmm!
285
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:22,273
Meanwhile, across town, another
caregiver was taking precautions.
286
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,400
I know, I know. Almost done.
287
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,403
Yeah, there we are. Now we're--
288
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,912
Steve might have gotten
knocked out the other night,
289
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,832
but Miranda had no idea
his girlfriend was a knock-out.
290
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,792
-Hey.
-Hi, Miranda.
291
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,086
Hello, it's nice to--
292
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,671
Oh, my gosh.
293
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,841
I'm... I'm fine. Oh, I'm fine.
294
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,511
It's nice to meet you. I'm Miranda.
295
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,679
This is my girlfriend, Debbie.
296
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,140
Are you sure you're okay?
You really came down hard there.
297
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,684
I'm fine, really. Thank you.
298
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:02,230
Hey there, Bradylicious. Hi.
299
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,441
Oh good, you're back.
300
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,028
Robert, this is Debbie.
301
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,572
-And you remember Steve.
-Yeah.
302
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:15,451
You're sure all right, babe?
'Cause I saw you go flying there.
303
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,536
What?
304
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,414
I'm fine. It was nothing.
305
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,460
Robert is just over protective,
because he's a doctor.
306
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,212
-Oh.
-For the Knicks.
307
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,380
Get out.
308
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,507
Did you hear that, Stevie? The Knicks!
309
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,759
-Yeah, yeah, I know.
-What a cool job!
310
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,136
-That is, like, crazy cool!
-Yeah.
311
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:37,598
Debby works for Mastercard,
corporate headquarters.
312
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,641
Really?
313
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,518
I have a Mastercard.
314
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,937
You know Steve won't even let me
talk on the phone
315
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,606
when there's a Knicks game on.
Even if I'm in the other room.
316
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,818
-I didn't know you were a Knicks man.
-Yeah, I follow all the New York teams.
317
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,361
He lives for the Knicks.
318
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:53,823
One time he took me to a game,
and our seats were so high up.
319
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,951
-What do they call that section?
-The nosebleed section.
320
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,161
I can usually scrounge up a few
courtside seats,
321
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,580
if you're ever interested.
322
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,206
That's okay. I like my seats.
323
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,709
-Take the seats.
-I don't need the seats.
324
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:05,751
Take the seats.
325
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:09,380
As Miranda and Steve continued
needling each other on the playground,
326
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,717
Dr. Mao was busy needling
Charlotte in his office.
327
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:17,179
And this time, she was determined to
drown out the voices in her head.
328
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:22,101
I'll be back in about 20 minutes.
Just try to relax and find your center.
329
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,477
Okay.
330
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,368
Unfortunately, she couldn't
drown out the voices on the street.
331
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,250
When Charlotte opened
her mind to Chinese medicine,
332
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,837
she didn't expect a visit
from the Cuban Liberation Front.
333
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,048
Dr. Mao?
334
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,678
Hello?
335
00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,805
Dr. Mao?
336
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:01,849
I can't get centered.
337
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,188
Is there a quieter room?
'Cause I'm trying to relax
338
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,523
and find my center, but I just can't
do that with all this noise.
339
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:10,483
Charlotte...
340
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,903
This city will never quiet down.
341
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,322
You're gonna have to learn to
block out that New York noise
342
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,157
and listen only to yourself.
343
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:25,456
Charlotte was beginning to
think that the solution to her problem
344
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:29,377
wasn't finding her center,
but finding some earplugs.
345
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,798
No, the actors were cool,
the location was great.
346
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,383
The whole thing was off the hook.
347
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,677
But man, I missed you.
348
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:41,806
Look, I know where you want
to put your hand
349
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,725
and I'm sorry,
but I'm just not that kind of girl.
350
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,854
Samantha, I like you, you like me.
351
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,773
I've had enough of this horseshit.
352
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,526
Just fucking hold my hand.
353
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:02,034
Fine, but only until my foot heals.
354
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:08,624
And that's how Samantha
lost her virginity to Smith.
355
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:21,095
Hmm. You've got too many on that end
and they're crooked.
356
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,888
Especially those last four.
357
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:27,268
Hey, I'm doing all the heavy lifting
here, you're sitting there like a log.
358
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:31,313
-I'm in recovery.
-Oh, excuses, excuses.
359
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,607
And they're too closely spaced together.
360
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:37,820
See, you don't understand the delicate
balance of physics involved in this.
361
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,157
Well, that's true, This is really
more your generation's game,
362
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,576
whereas I came of age
in the Parcheesi era.
363
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,081
So I guess this is what we'd
be like in our seventies, huh?
364
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,542
No sex and board games.
365
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,837
Oh, you're already thinking about
your next birthday?
366
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,591
Seriously, kid.
367
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:00,885
You and me.
368
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,263
The early-bird special.
369
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,350
Yeah, save me a baked potato.
I'll meet you there.
370
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,151
Are you okay?
371
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:25,242
Oh, my God, you're burning up.
Here come on, let's get you in bed.
372
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,912
Uh-huh, okay.
373
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:33,167
Uh... Well, it's down to 101.
374
00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:35,920
Well, that's good to hear.
375
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:38,297
Right.
376
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:41,550
So, I'll just keep doing what I'm doing.
377
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,762
Okay, thank you so much, Doctor.
378
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,226
Well, he thinks you're gonna be fine.
379
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,021
Is this wash cloth still cold?
380
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,065
Yeah, that feels nice.
381
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,399
Good.
382
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,362
You're an angel, you know that?
383
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,572
Nah, I'm just doing my job.
384
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:08,369
I'm serious.
385
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:11,247
What are we doing?
386
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,125
I'm talking about us.
387
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:20,548
Life's too short.
388
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:26,053
What are we doing?
389
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:38,566
I don't know.
390
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,220
It took the best heart surgeon
in New York,
391
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:11,390
but Big's heart was finally unblocked.
392
00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:14,393
In fact, it was wide open.
393
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:23,068
- The next morning,
394
00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:26,572
by the light of day, both injured
parties were rebounding nicely.
395
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,658
Hi. Hey, bubs.
396
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,869
-How was he?
-Good.
397
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,038
-A little cranky when he woke up.
-Yeah?
398
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:35,289
So...
399
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:39,668
-That was funny the other day.
-Yeah, it was fun.
400
00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:42,212
Wait, did you say it was fun or funny?
401
00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:45,424
I said funny, I think.
But I guess I meant fun.
402
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:50,930
-Debbie seems really nice.
-Thanks. I think so.
403
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:52,598
So does Robert...
404
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,476
-Is it Rob, or Robert?
-Robert.
405
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:59,438
Yeah, He seems like a really good guy.
406
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:00,397
Yeah.
407
00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:06,987
Miranda.
408
00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:15,704
-Hey, morning, Steve. How's that nose?
409
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,414
-Hey, little guy.
-Much better.
410
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,167
I keep telling people
that Debbie punched me.
411
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,086
-She loves that.
412
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,421
Well, then. I'm outta here.
413
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,132
Hey. Later.
414
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:38,519
Oh, my God, Charlotte.
Hey, there. Hi, there.
415
00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:41,605
Heather Grayson told me
she saw you at Dr. Mao's.
416
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:44,274
Didn't you love him?
You feel like a pin cushion, I know,
417
00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:46,026
but can't you feel it working?
418
00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:49,071
-Sort of.
-Well, do you know Isabelle Reed?
419
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:52,199
Horrible woman.
But she's got a great story.
420
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,450
She tried everything,
421
00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:55,869
and I mean everything,
before she went to Dr. Mao.
422
00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:59,039
Anyway, she started going four times
a week, taking the herbs.
423
00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:01,333
You have to take the herbs.
Are you taking the herbs?
424
00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,753
It turned out that Dr. Mao
was a miracle worker.
425
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,714
Because in just two short sessions,
426
00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:11,176
he taught Charlotte to block out all the
New York noise she didn't need to hear.
427
00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:21,895
Hey.
428
00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:23,897
How long have you been up?
429
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,524
Just a few minutes.
430
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,109
How are you feeling?
431
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:28,485
Better.
432
00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:31,447
I feel like myself again.
433
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:34,241
-Let's see.
-I'm fine. I'm fine.
434
00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:35,993
Excuse me.
435
00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:49,048
It was a shift imperceptible
to anyone but me.
436
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,342
But I knew Big's heart had closed again.
437
00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:57,139
Maybe it would reopen in another
five years, maybe it wouldn't.
438
00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:01,685
But I knew myself well enough
to know that that's not enough.
439
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,485
Hey, I'm gonna order breakfast.
What do you want?
440
00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:12,738
Just get me some cornflakes
and juice. Thanks.
441
00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:16,909
For the first time all week,
I didn't feel like crying.
442
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:27,711
Life's too short.
443
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:33,717
Do you believe in what you see
444
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:39,848
Motionless wheel
Nothing is real
445
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:46,021
Wasting my time
In the waiting line
446
00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:52,194
Do you believe in
What you see
447
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:55,447
Everyone's saying different things to me
448
00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:58,659
Different things to me
449
00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:01,578
Everyone's saying different things to me
450
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:04,373
Different things to me
451
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:07,793
Everyone's saying different things to me
452
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:09,336
Different things to me
453
00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:13,674
Everyone's saying different things to me
454
00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:16,260
Different things to me
455
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:22,391
Do you believe
In what you see
456
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:26,478
Motionless wheel
457
00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:28,480
Nothing is real
458
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:32,317
Wasting my time
459
00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:34,736
In the waiting line
460
00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:37,823
Do you believe in
461
00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:40,909
What you see