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For Miranda,
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the only thing worse than being
Charlotte's 34-year-old bridesmaid
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was being a 34-year-old bridesmaid
without a date.
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With the wedding less than a week away,
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Miranda fell prey to the siren song
of a New York singles' event...
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Multi-dating.
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$20 bought you 7 mini-dates,
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each eight minutes long,
which, incidentally,
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is about as long as
most blind dates should be.
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Hi, I'm Miranda Hobbes.
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Dwight Owens.
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Private wealth group at Morgan Stanley.
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Investment management
for high net-worth individuals
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and a couple of pension plans.
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Like my job, been there five years,
divorced, no kids, not religious.
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I live in New Jersey,
speak French and Portuguese.
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Wharton Business School.
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Any of this appealing to you?
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Sure. Uh, Portuguese, that's impressive.
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Obrigado. What about you, Mandy?
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Um, Miranda.
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I'm a lawyer at a mid-size firm.
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Actually, I was recently made partner.
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I'm a lawyer.
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-I'm a lawyer.
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I went to Harvard Law School.
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-I'm a stewardess.
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Really?
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But before the wedding bells,
there's the rehearsal dinner.
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You said you were a stewardess?
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I was testing a theory.
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The theory being?
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Men are threatened by powerful jobs.
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-They don't want a lawyer, they want a--
-Liar.
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I was the liar.
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I'd finally ended my affair with Big,
but the guilt of lying to Aidan
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was like a hangover
I couldn't sleep off.
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I'm just saying, as a lawyer,
a partner, no less, I got zero dates.
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And as a stewardess,
I got one for tomorrow night.
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I believe the correct term
is "flight attendant."
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Not if you want to get laid.
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Hon, it doesn't matter
what you say you do,
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it's how you say it.
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For example, "I'm in PR."
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Translation,
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"I give great head."
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-What?
-He's actually an okay guy.
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Harris Bragin.
Emergency Room doctor at NYU.
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Yeah, but, you see,
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you can't date the guy now
'cause you lied.
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I'd tell him eventually.
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And, by the way, if he got upset,
he'd look completely shallow.
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And, by the way,
it would make you look schizo.
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Uh, excuse me.
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I, uh...
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We...
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See, Mother, I told you I'd become a we
sooner or later.
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This is, uh, a "we" toast.
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I'd like to thank everyone for coming
to the rehearsal dinner,
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especially the out-of-towners.
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My cousin, Caleb,
who's in the wedding party,
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came all the way from Edinburgh.
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Someone had to bring
the real Scotch-like, huh?
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Mmm, yum,
I know what I'll be having later.
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But the person that I would
really like to thank for showing up
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is this woman right here.
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Charlotte, I love you
more than words can say,
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and those of you who know me
know I'm a man of many words,
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so, God knows I've tried.
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All righty, then,
let's eat, drink and be married.
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Hear, hear!
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She's so damn happy.
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Of course she's happy,
she doesn't have to be a bridesmaid.
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Oh, we got off easy, let's not forget,
the groomsmen have to wear kilts.
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I like the idea of men in skirts.
Easy access.
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Is it true
that they wear nothing underneath?
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I'll find out and get back to you.
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His name was Caleb, right?
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Hi there.
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I'm Samantha Jones.
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Caleb MacDougal, Samantha. Pleasure.
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First time in New York City?
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Aye, and it's brilliant-like.
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The architecture,
the energy, the crowds.
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Well, you know.
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Samantha could
barely understand him,
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but if his tongue
could do that to his "R"s,
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she wondered what it could do to her.
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I'd be happy to show you around town.
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That would be great, 'cause, uh...
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Today I got lost
trying to find my way back
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from the Stanhope Hotel earlier.
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Samantha wasn't
the only one feeling lost.
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I'm thinking I have to tell him.
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-Tell who?
-Aidan.
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I might have to tell him
about the thing with Big.
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Why would you do that?
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Oh, I don't know, maybe because
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relationships are supposed to be
built on trust?
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No offense, honey,
but I think that ship has sailed.
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Carrie, you're right,
you have to tell him.
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But not before the wedding.
It's supposed to be my week.
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It's your day. You get a day.
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Not a week.
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There's no reason to tell him.
Men lie about this stuff all the time.
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And women find out.
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No, what if he finds out?
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He didn't find out you were
fucking Big all over Manhattan,
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why should he find out
now that it's over?
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Could you please
not use the F-word at Vera Wang?
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I got to tell you, if it was me,
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and my boyfriend was sleeping
with somebody else for three weeks,
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I'd want to know about it.
I'd want to have all the information.
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That might mean more coming from someone
not posing as a stewardess.
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What are you talking about?
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Nothing, sweetie. Just, at your wedding,
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we all have to pretend
Miranda's a stewardess.
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It's my day.
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And I don't want to pretend anything.
And I don't want you and Aidan fighting.
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Don't you think this could stand to be
a little shorter?
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Samantha, all the skirts
have to be the same length.
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Really, what about Trey's skirt?
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It's a kilt, and it's tradition.
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Is it so much to ask
that you not wear your dress
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up around your "see you next Tuesday"?
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My what?
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C-U-Next...
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Tuesday?
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Oh, my God!
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Was that a Schoolhouse Rock I missed?
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Look, if I have to be a bridesmaid,
I'd at least like to look good.
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Well, you don't have to be a bridesmaid.
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Then why the hell am I here?
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Frankly, I didn't want you
to feel left out.
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I would love to be left out.
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I could be in bed
with a hot Scot right now.
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Fine.
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Guys, don't do this.
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Do what? We're just being honest.
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Well, honestly,
I hate this color.
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Hey!
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I started thinking
about honesty.
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Maybe the whole idea was overrated.
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Maybe coming clean
is the ultimate selfish act,
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a way to absolve yourself
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by hurting someone
who doesn't deserve to be hurt.
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I cheated on a test in the fifth grade
with two friends.
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They confessed, got grounded,
and failed the class.
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I never told anyone.
And it never mattered.
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In a relationship,
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is honesty really the best policy?
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Evidently, dishonesty was
the best policy for Miranda.
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As a stewardess,
she was an extremely charming date.
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And once you work first class,
you can't ever go back to coach.
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-I imagine.
-Oh, yeah.
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No warm cookies in coach.
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You get to eat the cookies?
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Well, there's always some actress
who doesn't want her cookie.
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So, free travel, cookies...
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This sounds like a great job.
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You've got the great job. A New York ER?
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It's not like I'm saving lives.
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Well, you are,
in the event of an emergency.
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Well, the inflatable slide,
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I'm in charge of that.
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But the truth is,
once we open the slide,
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-it's every man for himself.
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That night,
Harris got to make love to a stewardess,
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and Miranda
didn't have to fake anything.
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-Wow.
-Yeah, wow.
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I'd love to ask you to spend the night,
but I've got an early flight to D.C.
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The 5:00 a.m.-er.
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I should... I should get some rest, too.
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Uh, Saturdays at the hospital
are non-stop
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ever since Rollerblades were invented.
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So...
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Do you have a boyfriend in every port?
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Every airport.
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Seriously.
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I bet you're a heartbreaker.
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In truth, it's a lonely life.
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In fact,
there's a wedding I'm in on Sunday...
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Later that week, the four of us
celebrated Charlotte's last night
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as a single woman.
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I can't believe you're getting married.
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Is this the beginning? Are you next?
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Oh, yeah,
I'm headed for a storybook ending.
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The little curly-haired girl
had an affair,
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lied to her boyfriend,
and lived happily ever after.
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You know, marriage doesn't guarantee
a happy ending.
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Just an ending.
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The end of dating.
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All right, then!
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It's also the end of the possibility
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that your next great fuck
is just around the corner.
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Well, my next great...
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-Yes?
- Say it!
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-...fuck...
- Whoo!
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...is just around the corner.
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I finally get to sleep with Trey.
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Excuse me?
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You haven't slept with him yet?
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Honey, before you buy the car,
you take it for a test drive.
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Well, I wanted to save myself
until we got married.
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But, sweetie, you're not a virgin.
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Well, I am, in this relationship,
and I think it's romantic.
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Yeah, it's romantic until he can't
figure out where to put it in.
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No...
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Honey, what if he's terrible?
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He won't be terrible.
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No. He is an amazing kisser.
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-Really?
-And he's so sexy,
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and he loves me.
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And I want to do things to him
that I have never done to anybody.
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Like, the other night,
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I was thinking about
putting whipped cream all over my body.
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Low-fat Cool Whip is the best.
It's less sticky than other brands.
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Low-fat Cool Whip.
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I can't believe
you haven't slept with him.
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It's been...
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too long! I am so horny!
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-Horny.
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Later,
those of us not getting married
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celebrated our singleness
with a booty call.
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I'm so glad you called.
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As soon as I landed.
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And Samantha
had a vertical Scotch tasting
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that turned into a horizontal one.
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I had no idea you guys
were so bloody friendly-like.
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She had a hard time
understanding him,
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but she understood he was hard.
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-Oh!
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Later, downtown,
I decided to crawl into bed with Aidan.
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Hey, Pete.
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But he wasn't in his bed.
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Hey, beautiful.
What brings you down here?
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I was trying to surprise you.
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-You can't surprise a man with a dog.
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I see that.
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What are you working on there?
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The wedding gift.
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This is for Charlotte and Trey?
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You said you wanted to give them
a piece of my furniture.
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Yeah, I didn't mean
you had to make something.
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We could have just picked a piece.
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Well, guess what?
I make all that stuff, too.
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Yeah, I know, but this is...
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This is too nice.
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Well, I wanted it to mean something.
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God, I was about to get them
steak knives.
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Okay, what does it mean?
252
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,248
Well, it's a love seat.
253
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,415
That I get.
254
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:36,839
It's two different types of wood
from two different trees.
255
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:42,845
They blend together
and make it stronger. Just like, um...
256
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,514
A mixed drink?
257
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,101
Kind of like two people in love.
258
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,271
-Right, that too.
-Are you gonna make fun of this?
259
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,651
No, it's really...
260
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,697
nicer than anyone deserves.
261
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,367
You see this piece?
262
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,415
This big old flaw right here,
263
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,458
it's not a flaw really, it's just...
264
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,044
It's just the way the wood is.
265
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,797
I think it's interesting.
Kind of beautiful.
266
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,684
So flaws can be good?
267
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,562
Flaws are the best part.
268
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,524
This was the time to tell him.
269
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,985
I could feel the words
bubbling up inside me,
270
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,696
but if I told him,
could he still love me?
271
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,866
I wasn't ready to find out.
272
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,883
There was another booty call that night.
273
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,510
Hi!
274
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,597
Hi, sweetie-kins.
275
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,850
Charlotte York, are you drunk?
276
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:17,065
Yes. Yes, I am, Trey MacDougal.
277
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:26,199
-And, today...
-Mmm-hmm.
278
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,409
...is officially our wedding day.
279
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,580
And I can't wait any longer.
280
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:38,086
Can we please make love right now?
281
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:42,548
-Are you sure?
-Oh, yes, yes, yes, I am.
282
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,176
Take me to your bedroom now.
283
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,012
All righty, then.
284
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,765
Whoo!
285
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:56,896
Well, that was unfortunate.
286
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,358
Has this...
287
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,653
Has this ever happened to you before?
288
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,197
Every now and then.
289
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,074
Oh.
290
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,955
I just didn't think
it would happen with you.
291
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,208
Oh.
292
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,461
I mean, it's no big deal.
293
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,048
Sometimes intercourse
just doesn't do it for me.
294
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,093
Oh.
295
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,470
You know, I can get the sails up.
296
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,223
I just can't bring it into the harbor.
297
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,855
Is there anything I can do?
298
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,190
Yes, there is.
299
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:42,859
What?
300
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,777
You can marry me.
301
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,489
I'm already doing that.
302
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,158
I love you, Charlotte.
303
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:55,121
And sex is such a small part of it
for us.
304
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:58,875
You know, that's what I love about you.
It's not just about the sex.
305
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,670
Charlotte couldn't sleep at all
that night.
306
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:06,799
And neither could I.
307
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,931
All I could think about
was the fact that I was a cheater.
308
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:17,143
I cheated and lied in fifth grade,
and I was still doing it.
309
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,442
This isn't going to work.
310
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,778
What do you mean, us?
311
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,781
We can't have you sneaking out here
at three o'clock in the morning
312
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,283
every time you want a cigarette.
313
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,245
I tried to quit, I just couldn't.
314
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,332
Well...
315
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,377
I guess I'll just have to
learn to live with it.
316
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,923
But you said you couldn't date a smoker.
317
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:48,966
You're not just a smoker.
318
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,010
You're a lot of things.
319
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,555
And I'm not perfect.
320
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,058
Oh, yeah? What's your flaw?
321
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,686
You tell me.
322
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,356
I don't know.
323
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,608
That was another lie.
324
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,777
I knew what his flaw was.
325
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,779
It was trusting me with his heart.
326
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,572
Aidan, I need to tell you something.
327
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,533
What?
328
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,661
But, suddenly,
I couldn't tell him.
329
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:20,039
I was afraid that if I did,
he'd never look at me that way again.
330
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:21,958
So I didn't.
331
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,543
I love you.
332
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,003
I love you, too.
333
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,136
Let's go back and go to bed.
334
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,763
No, I should get home.
335
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:40,268
My stuff's at home.
My stuff for the wedding.
336
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:44,230
I'm the maid of honor.
I need to be presentable.
337
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,983
All right, I'll come with you.
338
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,151
No, no, stay here, just...
339
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,696
Just pick me up in the morning.
340
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,532
I'll get my stuff. I have to go.
341
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,458
Is this wedding black tie,
because I don't have a tux.
342
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,337
Well, the groom is in a kilt,
so, I think pretty much--
343
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,589
Ow!
344
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:12,842
-What happened?
-Oh, I cut my finger.
345
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,343
-Jesus.
-Ah...
346
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,846
It's okay, it happens.
347
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,931
I mean, you haven't made breakfast
348
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,309
till you've made it
at 10,000 feet in turbulence.
349
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,644
Man, it's really bleeding. Look at this.
350
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,146
I saw it, I saw it. Oh...
351
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,647
-What should I do?
-I don't know.
352
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,025
God, it's deep.
You think I need stitches?
353
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,693
I don't know.
Will you stop putting it in my face?
354
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,653
Well, I think it's really bad, look!
355
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,864
Stop it. Stop it!
356
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,532
Blood makes me queasy.
357
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,867
But you're a doctor.
358
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,077
Aren't you?
359
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,622
Not really, no.
360
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,373
What are you, then?
361
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:48,002
Assistant Manager of The Athlete's Foot
at 81 st and Broadway.
362
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,629
So you lied?
363
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,130
I'm sorry.
364
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:54,675
I just always wanted
to sleep with a stewardess.
365
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:58,554
For a brief moment,
Miranda considered coming clean,
366
00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,930
but then they'd both be liars,
367
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,557
and he wouldn't have
slept with a stewardess,
368
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,225
and she wouldn't have been one.
369
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,810
I think you should go, Harris.
370
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:07,813
And I hope I never have you
on one of my flights.
371
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,024
Well, I wouldn't be on first class.
372
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,275
No, you wouldn't.
373
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,073
Ow!
374
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,577
Hey.
375
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,829
Hey, I'm running late,
and Charlotte will never forgive me.
376
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:24,872
I just need to...
377
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,582
Hey, what's that?
378
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,085
It's the wedding gift.
379
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,212
That love seat packs up nice.
380
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,838
-It's a Polaroid.
-Oh.
381
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,050
You look too hot to be a bridesmaid.
382
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,386
I thought the whole point was to...
383
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,722
wear a bad dress and be humiliated.
384
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,974
It's not that kind of wedding.
385
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:48,604
I thought maybe one day
I'd build us a love seat.
386
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:49,605
Hmm?
387
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,148
-Maybe.
-Yeah?
388
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,983
All right, we're gonna be late.
I'm just gonna grab my...
389
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,151
Come here.
390
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,946
I was supposed to be at the church
ten minutes ago.
391
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,198
You never let me hold you anymore.
392
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:03,411
-Oh. Why do you keep running away?
-I'm not running away.
393
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,622
What are you afraid of?
394
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,879
Aidan, I slept with my ex-boyfriend.
395
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,258
You met him at the furniture show,
and then we slept together,
396
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,844
and I didn't tell you, and I'm sorry.
397
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,558
You slept with that guy?
398
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:29,937
When we were going out?
399
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,648
Once?
400
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,066
No, more than once.
401
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,277
And he was married, and it was a mess.
402
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,488
And I don't know what I was thinking.
I wasn't thinking.
403
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,824
But it is so, so over, and I...
404
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:45,035
And it was wrong, and I just...
405
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:46,871
I just hope you can...
406
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,334
Here. I think I want to be alone.
407
00:20:58,632 --> 00:20:59,467
Well...
408
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,512
What about the wedding?
409
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,098
Just go without me.
410
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,226
I'm going to take a walk.
411
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,061
Will you meet me there later?
412
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,361
Miranda, please don't bleed on my dress.
413
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,613
I'm trying not to.
414
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,823
- Here we go!
-Where is Carrie?
415
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,949
She'll be here.
416
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:28,704
Oh, Charlotte, my grandmother's necklace
looks beautiful on you.
417
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,164
Bunny...
418
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,750
can I escort you
to your seat, you know?
419
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,210
Excuse me?
420
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,295
He asked if he could
escort you to your seat.
421
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,923
Oh. Certainly.
422
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,800
I guess it's time.
423
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:44,887
By the way, they do wear something
under those kilts.
424
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,263
But it's easy to get off.
425
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,307
The wedding was complete.
426
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:52,102
Charlotte had something old,
something new, something borrowed,
427
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,729
and someone Samantha blew.
428
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:55,481
-Carrie!
-Ah!
429
00:21:57,024 --> 00:22:00,486
-I'm sorry I'm so late.
-It's okay, I'm just glad you're here.
430
00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:04,782
Jeez, you look perfect.
431
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:05,866
Honestly?
432
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:08,786
Honestly.
433
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:11,831
-We should go.
434
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:12,832
-Oh, right.
-Come on, you.
435
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:13,916
Okay.
436
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:43,571
Despite all her bitching,
437
00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:45,948
Samantha actually enjoyed
being a bridesmaid.
438
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:56,417
And, Miranda, back to being herself,
found a last-minute date.
439
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,096
Carrie.
440
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,433
I have to tell you something.
441
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,476
-Right now?
-Yeah.
442
00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:21,734
Trey can't get it up.
443
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:23,611
What?
444
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,697
We slept together last night,
and he couldn't get it up.
445
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:30,284
-Was he drunk?
-No, I was drunk, he was fine.
446
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:34,163
Well, then, it must have
just been wedding-night jitters.
447
00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,458
He says it happens sometimes.
448
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,210
Since she was already
in the big white dress,
449
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,755
I reached for a little white lie.
450
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,924
Hey. Happens to everybody.
451
00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:48,469
I just should have slept with him
the first date.
452
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:50,763
Um...
453
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,390
Maybe he jerked off
right before you got there,
454
00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,351
and he was just too embarrassed
to tell you.
455
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:56,936
Okay?
456
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,483
-I do love him.
-And he loves you.
457
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,402
Maybe he did jerk off.
458
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,072
Listen, Charlotte, sweetie,
459
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:12,159
if you don't want to go through this,
you don't have to.
460
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:13,452
All right? We'll just get a cab
461
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,496
and everyone will just
have to get over it.
462
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,289
Okay?
463
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:26,590
No.
464
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:28,676
I'm getting married.
465
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:33,639
Okay. Go.
466
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:34,682
Okay.
467
00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:35,766
Carrie?
468
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:37,810
Come here.
469
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,981
-Yes?
-Don't tell anyone.
470
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:43,899
Go.
471
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,401
Okay. Go!
472
00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:55,202
Charlotte was 34, single,
and standing in a $14,000 dress.
473
00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:56,537
She was getting married.
474
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,872
And not even a low libido
could stop her.
475
00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,787
Okay, could you hold this
for a second for me?
476
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:39,872
Sure.
477
00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:50,132
Hey.
478
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:52,259
Hey, you.
479
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,139
I walked around this block
for about an hour.
480
00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:00,517
I couldn't bring myself to go in.
481
00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:04,521
I'm so sorry, Aidan.
482
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:07,357
I know that.
483
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,404
I never meant to hurt you.
484
00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:14,490
I know.
485
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:18,452
But I did. I'm sorry.
486
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:23,874
Yeah.
487
00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:28,796
Couldn't it be like the wood?
488
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,965
And that's my flaw, and... and...
489
00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:38,806
And you're the other wood,
and that makes it stronger.
490
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,185
It's just not that simple, Carrie.
491
00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:54,029
I just wish I didn't know about this.
492
00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,908
I just wanted to be honest with you.
493
00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:03,664
People make mistakes.
494
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,550
I just know myself.
495
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,511
This isn't the kind of thing
I can get over.
496
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,479
I just need to be on my own for a while.
497
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:30,399
Be on my own.
498
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:48,625
I really loved you.
499
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,260
Carrie, they need us for photos.
500
00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:00,304
Okay.
501
00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:20,073
I told him.
502
00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:24,536
Let me straighten that out.
503
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,538
-Come here.
-Thanks.
504
00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:28,165
-Hi!
-Hey.
505
00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:34,046
It's hard to find people
who will love you no matter what.
506
00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:39,885
Here we go, nice!
507
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,095
Everybody looks beautiful.
508
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:45,057
I was lucky enough
to find three of them.