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In every relationship,
there comes a time
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when you take that next important step.
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-Do I look all right?
-Don't worry, they'll love you.
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I just wanna make the right impression.
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They'll love you because I love you.
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Here we are.
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For some couples, that step
is meeting the parents.
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For me, it's meeting the Prada.
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Holy shit! You know, on my planet
the clothing stores have clothes.
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Ladies.
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-So, how often do you shop here?
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Carrie!
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Hi!
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I'm gonna guess more than once.
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Oh, if all my customers
were this beautiful, yeah?
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Aw! Tony, this is my boyfriend,
Jack Berger.
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Hey, how are you? Oh! Okay.
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Oh, two!
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Bonus round, I'm down with that.
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-He's funny, yes?
-Yes.
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And this is his first time at Prada.
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Well, we have some amazing
new things for men.
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Oh, I'm just here
for my amazing new girlfriend.
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Can I get you
something to drink?
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Cappuccino, bottled water, champagne?
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-Champagne? Yes!
-Yes.
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Some couples spend Saturday
afternoon shopping...
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Look everybody, it's Carrie!
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...other couples
spend it sexing.
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Aren't you gonna shower?
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Nope.
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I wanna smell you on me all night.
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Dirty boy.
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So, how's Friday at 9:00?
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I can't do Friday.
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But we always do Friday.
It's TGI-Fuck day.
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My play starts previews this week.
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Play?
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I was thinking you could
come check it out.
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It's a kick-ass play.
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"Kick-ass play."
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Three words I hope never to hear again.
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Come on.
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It's in Brooklyn, I don't do borough.
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Oh, don't give me that look.
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I'm the one who should be hurt.
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You always spend Fridays in me.
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Okay, here's the deal.
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You come see me in Brooklyn.
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And afterwards, I'll make sure you come
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and come and come in the bedroom.
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Hey. What do you think?
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Ooh. Two things.
One, you look damn fine.
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Two, I'm a little hammered.
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-Here, for you.
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-Try, eh?
-Now that is fabulous.
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Yeah, you know, I never say fabulous,
but if I did I would.
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That's what a real shirt
looks like, huh?
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Oh!
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-But you will wear forever.
-Yeah, I'd have to.
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Does it also somehow open
into a small studio apartment?
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-Carrie, tell him.
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My girlfriend used to
talk me into things,
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and I am a better man for it.
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This is our first
shopping trip together,
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I wanna take it slow.
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So, how is Claudia?
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We broke up.
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-Oh.
- Yeah, this is tragic.
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Only thing more tragic is
Jack Berger not having Prada.
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Oh, what can I say, except,
thanks for the hooch.
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Fine. So, Carrie.
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Do you know any fantastic,
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gorgeous single woman like
yourself I could go out with?
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-Cheer up, sweetie.
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I may have found you
the "impossible dreamboat."
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Straight, single, and works for Prada.
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-Mmm.
-Is he Jewish?
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What? Did you think I was gonna
throw away all my new religious beliefs
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just because Harry and I
are no longer together?
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Um... Yeah.
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I'm not a fair-weathered Jew.
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Besides, I can't even
think about dating again.
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I'm way too sad about losing Harry.
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Now, Charlotte, honey.
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You will start dating eventually
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and by then this Prada item
may be off the rack.
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If she's not ready to move on,
she's not ready to move on.
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People can't move on
before they're ready.
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I'm just saying...
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I can't even imagine dating again.
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I mean, what would I say about myself?
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"I was married and then I got divorced.
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And then I fell in love
with my divorce lawyer
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and we were gonna get married.
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But then I blew it
and we split up, too."
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It's depressing.
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Well, now you went
and told the truth. Hmm.
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Okay, what are we gonna do about it?
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I say we get all dressed up,
we go out for drinks Friday night.
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I'll wear my new Prada.
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-Oh!
-I'm in!
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-Oh, excellent.
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Shit motherfucker fuck shit.
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There's a shit motherfucker
fuck shit situation?
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I have to go to the theater.
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They finally made that mandatory?
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A new play in Brooklyn, Jerry's in it.
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So it's children's theater.
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Oh, I think that's sweet.
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It's not sweet.
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It's pathetic how far a gal
will go for a good fuck.
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Disguising that wood paneling
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is going to take a lot of filling.
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And speaking of the theater,
that night,
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Miranda continued performing
her one-woman show,
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"I'm Not In Love With Steve."
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Hey.
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Hey.
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How is life on the playground?
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Aw, the little bratty girl
had a birthday.
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Bratty had a birthday?
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Yep, here.
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I scammed you a cupcake.
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It's chocolate, I had to fight for it.
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For me? Thanks.
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Yeah, I'm getting a gut
from all the cupcake action
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-on that playground.
-Oh. You don't have a gut.
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Gut!
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Okay, so I gotta run.
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I wanna get home
and see the Knicks game.
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Why don't you watch it here? I mean...
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I pay for the ESPN and all,
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and I've got all this
extra food and all.
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That is, unless you have plans
with someone in which case--
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No. Debbie's got shit to do.
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I wouldn't be crowding you?
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For the guy who scammed me
the chocolate cupcake?
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Cool.
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The Knicks overtime turned into
Steve's over-nighter.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Hey!
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All right. Now, I have to call somebody.
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You have a Prada abuse problem.
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Oh, I do, do I?
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Here. For you.
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It's the "I never say fabulous"
fabulous shirt.
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Hey. Well, Carrie, you know, thanks,
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but you can't afford this.
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You can't afford that stuff
you bought yourself.
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Last week I couldn't, but voila!
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It's a check from our publishers.
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They sold my book in Paris.
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-It's an advance from France.
-Wow, that's quite an advance.
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I know, I can't believe it.
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Half off at home, big deal in France.
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I'm the literary Jerry Lewis.
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So you see,
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you have to have
the "I never say fabulous"
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fabulous shirt because you are
the most fabulous...
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of all the fabulous men
who never say fabulous.
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That's... Okay. Thank you.
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Ah! I'm starving.
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What looks good?
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The next day, I met Miranda
and little Lord Brady
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for an early evening walk.
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Hey, if I get tired in about a block,
can you push me around in that?
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Sure.
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Steve slept over the other night.
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Pardonnez-moi?
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On the couch.
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We were watching the Knicks game
and it got late.
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Someone's gonna get hurt.
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Carrie, I can't help it.
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It was the most fun
I've had in a long time.
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I like being around him.
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Then tell him that, I beg of you.
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He has a girlfriend, did you forget?
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No. Did you?
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No!
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Well, he probably
already knows how you feel.
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No way. I'm acting my ass off.
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There is no Academy Award
for that. Just so you know.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, Courtney!
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-Oh.
-Hi.
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Carrie Bradshaw. The toast of Europe!
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Oh, hardly.
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Oh! Uh, Miranda,
this is Courtney, my publisher.
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Ex! Ex-publisher. I just got the boot.
Hence the gin.
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I'm gonna go home and make
myself a welfare martini.
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Wait... Why?
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Uh, quote: Disappointing sales
in my sector. End quote.
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-Oh, I'm sorry.
-Oh, fuck them. End quote.
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If it weren't for the European
interest in your book,
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I probably would've gotten
the boot a week ago
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when they started
dropping all my authors.
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How's Berger handling it?
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He's so frigging talented
I can't stand it.
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They should have never dropped
the second book option.
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Shortsighted a-holes.
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You know what, you tell him
to get the phone book out
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and give me a call
if he needs a drinking buddy.
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Cute kid. See ya.
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Berger never said anything to me.
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Oh, my God.
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And I'm running around buying him shirts
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and shoving my big check in his face.
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Well, you didn't know.
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Oh, God, I feel awful.
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Why did I have to parade in
and brag about that check?
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-Because you're proud of it.
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And you earned it.
It's okay to be proud of it.
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Oh, this is not good.
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So what now?
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-Should I tell him that I know?
-Hmm.
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Maybe you should wait
till he brings it up.
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Oh, move over, Brady,
I'm getting tired.
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And in Central Park...
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Not him. Gay.
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Gay and doesn't know it. Here.
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Pale, with no arms, straight
and Jee-hoo-ish.
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Please. Harry and I just broke up.
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Char, you loved Harry. I loved Harry.
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We all loved Harry.
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But it's been two weeks. Next.
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No next. It doesn't work like that.
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Oh, yes it do. And it better
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because you are knock-knock-knockin'
on sad gal door.
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And nobody loves a sad gal.
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You don't understand
what this feels like.
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-You never... Never mind.
-What?
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I've never what?
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Lost the love of my life?
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Wrong!
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Paulo. Brazilian. Broke my heart.
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I've never gotten over him.
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Anthony.
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He had an ass like two scoops
of butter pecan ice cream.
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Him. I could see you with him.
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I'm not interested.
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Well, you better get interested,
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or you're gonna end up
all alone and with no mans.
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Well, maybe I am.
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And would that be the worst thing
that could happen?
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Uh-huh!
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Nice day to get laid.
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The corn.
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Harvested.
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The hay.
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Harvested.
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My youth?
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My youth?
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Samantha wondered, if perhaps,
she had judged the arts too quickly.
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So, was it worth the trip?
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I'm not usually a fan of the theater,
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but get your cock out.
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Did you like the play?
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I felt like I was hit
with a tranquilizer dart.
260
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,653
Well, did you at least
like my monologue?
261
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,820
What monologue?
262
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,073
After you dropped trou,
all I could think was,
263
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,325
I gotta get me some of that.
264
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:26,287
This...
265
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,581
Well, I hope the critics
like it more than you.
266
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,583
I quit my restaurant job today.
267
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:35,213
Yeah, they wouldn't let me off
to do the play, so fuck them.
268
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,631
Maybe it'll be a big hit.
269
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,049
How?
270
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,176
The promotion of this thing
is all out of whack.
271
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,679
I mean, you have this pathetic,
sad little flyer,
272
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:46,099
and nowhere on it does it say
the most important thing about the play.
273
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,435
-What's that?
-Full frontal. You. Naked.
274
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:52,605
Now that's a reason
to go to the theater.
275
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,190
Who's doing the PR?
276
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,275
No one.
277
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,026
They don't have money
for that kinda thing.
278
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,195
We're getting paid like 30 bucks.
279
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,283
Is this really what you
wanna do with your life?
280
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,201
Stand in an empty theater
281
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,662
talking some harvest-harvest bullshit?
282
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:11,374
Yeah. I love it, I'm an actor.
283
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,876
Then I'm gonna help you.
284
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,089
You're gonna help me be an actor.
285
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,758
No, I'm gonna help you be a star.
286
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:25,263
Look, if I have to go see you act,
there better be a red carpet involved.
287
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,431
I don't need help.
288
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,766
All I gotta do is work on my craft.
289
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:32,395
All you have to do is work on your abs.
290
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,565
But we have to do
something about your name--
291
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,525
Jerry Jerrod, awful.
292
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,319
-Stop talking.
293
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:45,908
Whatever you say, Matt, Toby, Ryan...
294
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,294
Is something wrong?
295
00:13:57,128 --> 00:14:00,798
No, no, I'm... I'm... Just preoccupied.
296
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,388
Hey, Berger, it's okay, I know.
297
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,099
About the book option.
298
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,481
I bumped into Courtney a few days ago.
299
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,399
Why didn't you say anything sooner?
300
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,194
-Because I just... I didn't know if--
-Does anyone else know?
301
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,403
Like who?
302
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,988
Any of your friends?
303
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,531
Well, Miranda was with me, but--
304
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,408
Oh, I don't want her to know.
305
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,243
She's fine. It's no big deal.
306
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,203
It is to me!
307
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:33,831
No, no, I meant to her.
308
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,001
Right.
309
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:40,755
I'm sorry.
310
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:44,217
What do you have
to be sorry about?
311
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,761
The shirt and the check,
I just... I feel awful,
312
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:47,678
I would never have--
313
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,514
Hey, hey, this has nothing
to do with that.
314
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,807
-All right?
315
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,725
I think that that check is great.
316
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,311
Don't feel bad about that,
you earned that.
317
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,772
Good for you.
318
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,650
I'm proud of you.
319
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,115
Hey, Berger, you want me
to talk to my new editor?
320
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,659
Oh, Jesus Christ. No. Thank you.
321
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,829
It's just... it's a dropped option.
322
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,582
I'll be fine.
323
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,796
Yes, you will be. Because you're great.
324
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,343
He grunted.
325
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,595
End of discussion.
I shouldn't have said anything.
326
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,264
Look, when men are failing--
327
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,432
Berger is not failing.
328
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:33,933
Fine. When men are flailing.
329
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,936
Okay, yes, there's a bit of a flail.
330
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,772
They need strong women
to charge in there and help.
331
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,441
Like I did, with Smith Jerrod.
332
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:42,442
Who?
333
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,902
-Jerry. I changed his name.
-Oh.
334
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,113
I'm helping him
with his career,
335
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,741
and Smith is the perfect name
for the next big thing.
336
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,661
-Wow!
-Mmm-hmm!
337
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,955
"Smith Jerrod, the next 'it' boy,
338
00:15:56,038 --> 00:16:00,751
is so 'it' that the glitterati are
migrating to Brooklyn to see him act."
339
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,754
Are the glitterati
migrating to Brooklyn?
340
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,339
Yes, you are.
341
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,508
I got tickets for us all opening night.
342
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,760
Invite everyone fabulous
you know and dress up.
343
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,346
I got a whole red carpet
thing happening.
344
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,431
Why are you doing all this?
345
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:17,185
Well, he's 28
and making 30 bucks a week.
346
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:21,147
The poor guy was dying.
I could help. So I did.
347
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,566
And he isn't threatened
by you offering to help?
348
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,985
Oh, no. He's a whole
different generation.
349
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:30,031
Younger guys aren't threatened
by strong women having power.
350
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,242
Is it a whole generation or just him?
351
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,954
As women's roles
evolve and change,
352
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,956
we assume that men's do as well.
353
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,960
There are hundreds upon hundreds
of articles written about the new man.
354
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,379
But does this new man really exist?
355
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,923
Perhaps he's just the old man
356
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,134
renamed and repackaged
by some clever PR woman.
357
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:53,513
Are the men of today
less threatened by a woman's power,
358
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,432
or are they just acting?
359
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,322
Hang on.
360
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,074
Hey! You're early.
361
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,534
-Am I?
-Yeah.
362
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,160
-Oh.
-You look nice.
363
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,620
-Do I?
364
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,455
Hey, Brady.
365
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,457
Uh-oh.
366
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,502
It looks like it's someone else's
turn to make cupcakes.
367
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,212
That is so cute.
368
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,839
I never did it before,
but it can't be that hard, right?
369
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,675
Do I look like the baking type?
370
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,386
-Right.
371
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:37,890
Uh, "Mix batter in a large bowl."
372
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:41,394
Okay... Here's the bowl.
373
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,729
Look at me! I'm baking!
374
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,065
Miranda, you don't have to do that.
375
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,233
Well, someone needs to help you
376
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:51,362
and Brady really has no
motor skills. One condition...
377
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,239
I get to lick the bowl.
378
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,657
Deal.
379
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,576
I have the milk and eggs right here.
380
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,286
Wow, you really are gonna score points
381
00:17:58,369 --> 00:17:59,787
on the playground this week.
382
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,122
It's not for the playground.
383
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,541
They're birthday cupcakes for Debbie.
384
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,294
Fun.
385
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,380
We're having a party, and she
said she didn't want a cake.
386
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,299
But she didn't say
anything about cupcakes.
387
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:16,762
So. How many cupcakes are we making?
388
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:23,019
H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y D-E-B-B-I-E.
389
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,103
Twenty!
390
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,522
Twenty, great!
391
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,237
Twenty little Debbie
cakes later...
392
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,906
Bad. That's bad. That's bad, right?
393
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,491
Here, let me do it.
394
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:40,119
Shit! It's 6:30?
395
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,622
Shit! I gotta go to work.
396
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:46,000
So, okay, let's just...
I'll finish those later.
397
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,877
Go. Just go. I'll... I'll do it.
398
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,545
You can't do letters anyway.
399
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,588
Really, you sure?
400
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:51,756
Go.
401
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,635
Oh...
402
00:18:55,718 --> 00:19:00,181
Thanks. Miranda! You're the best!
403
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,281
-Jell-O?
404
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:20,201
I'm not going. I'm not up for it.
405
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,870
Oh, if I'm going to the theater,
you're going to the theater.
406
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,622
-I can't.
- Well, are you all right?
407
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,041
-What's wrong?
-Oh...
408
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,794
I'm at Steve's and he had to go to work
409
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,838
and I got stuck helping him
make 20 cupcakes
410
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,465
for his girlfriend's birthday.
411
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,259
Why would he ask you to do that?
412
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,095
He didn't. I...
413
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,846
I thought they were for the playground
414
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,265
and then it was too late to back out.
415
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,852
It's my own fault.
What did I think would happen?
416
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,105
He would see how great I make cupcakes
417
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,315
and be back in love with me?
418
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,026
Dammit! I fucked up Debbie's B!
419
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,236
Put down the icing.
420
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,320
I have to finish.
421
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:59,865
Debbie cannot have your tears, no way.
422
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:03,285
If I don't finish,
Steve will know something's up.
423
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,664
Miranda, you can't make those
cupcakes and live with yourself.
424
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,958
Move away from the icing.
425
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,501
What'll I tell Steve?
426
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:13,295
Blame the baby.
That's what they're there for.
427
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,217
I put it down.
428
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,218
Good girl.
429
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,470
-Oh, God, that's Berger in a cab.
430
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,097
I'm not dressed yet. Listen to me.
431
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,808
You get out of there, you go
home, and I'll call you later.
432
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:26,726
Okay?
433
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,978
Okay, I love you, bye-bye.
434
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,313
Me too. Bye.
435
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,941
Bye. Oh, God.
436
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,698
Surprise!
437
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,619
-That's not a cab.
438
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,246
Nah, this'll be much more fun.
439
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,623
I haven't had her out on
the open road for a long time.
440
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:54,086
Well, I'm not really dressed
very biker-chick.
441
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,757
-Prada and all.
-Aw, it'll be fine. Come on.
442
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,926
Not to be a total girl about it, but...
443
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:06,098
I really can't have the helmet hair
when there's a red carpet situation.
444
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,808
You know, we haven't
been out on this thing
445
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,602
the whole time we've been dating?
446
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,187
I really wanna take the bike tonight.
447
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,273
Think how much fun it's gonna be going
over the Brooklyn Bridge, huh?
448
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,943
Come on, Carrie. For me?
449
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,700
All right. Just don't go fast.
450
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,911
Look at that, huh?
451
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,041
There is a little known
relationship law.
452
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:37,254
When your man is down and out,
you have to get up and on.
453
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,574
I told you not to go fast!
454
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,244
It wasn't that fast.
455
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,996
It just feels fast
'cause you're on the bike.
456
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,957
Bullshit!
457
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,793
Couldn't you feel my hands
digging into you?
458
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,045
Yeah! I thought you were excited.
459
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:19,421
I was terrified!
460
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:22,341
All right, well, calm down. You're safe.
461
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,718
Look, I am not gonna die on a bridge
462
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:27,763
so that you can feel like
some big man on a bike.
463
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,139
What the fuck does that mean?
464
00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:31,725
You know exactly what it means.
465
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:34,478
And I'm sorry, but I am not
sorry I made that money.
466
00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:36,355
I worked really hard for it
467
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,607
and I never thought that
you would be the type of guy
468
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,276
that would have a problem with that.
469
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,404
Well, neither did I!
But I guess I do, don't I?
470
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,419
I'm sorry about the bike.
471
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:01,964
Are you gonna look at me?
472
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,722
I didn't think I was going that fast,
473
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,974
I'm sorry. I'll never do it again.
474
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,643
Yeah, well, I'll never
get on that bike again.
475
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,063
Look, I don't wanna be this guy.
476
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:21,066
I don't wanna be the guy
that's threatened by your success.
477
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,902
I swear to God, I will do anything.
478
00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:24,320
I'll do whatever it takes.
479
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,363
I don't wanna be this guy.
480
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:32,661
I think you are magnificent.
481
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:35,789
I do.
482
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:03,692
That is for the helmet.
483
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,363
Come on, let's get this over with.
484
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,343
Carrie, over here!
485
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,347
They know you?
486
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:34,598
I used to be a party girl.
487
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:39,311
Can we get one alone?
488
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,522
Can we get one alone, Carrie?
489
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:43,315
No, mate. Alone, alone.
490
00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:44,441
Oh, yeah, sure.
491
00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:45,859
-No, no, no, no.
- Alone.
492
00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:48,195
No. No, no, no, no, we're together.
493
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,488
What's his name?
494
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,573
Jack Berger. He's a writer, too.
495
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:54,618
That's great, love it.
Thanks a lot, mate, cheers!
496
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,879
They just do that so they can get it
right for the papers.
497
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:08,173
It just isn't my night.
498
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:10,843
Look, I'm really not up to going in.
499
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,720
I'll just wreck it for everybody.
500
00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:14,722
Be okay if I took off?
501
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,225
I mean, you can get home
with the girls, right?
502
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:21,061
You okay?
503
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,037
"Hello gorgeous."
504
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:42,249
That is the worst Barbara Streisand
I have ever heard.
505
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,543
When in Brooklyn,
do as the "Brooklyns" do.
506
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:45,836
And speaking of the worst.
507
00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:48,422
I have like the worst seat
I've ever had.
508
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:51,341
Not anymore, you don't.
You're sitting with me.
509
00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:54,136
And speaking of one alone,
510
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:57,473
Charlotte sat in the theater
surrounded by couples.
511
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,059
And in one clear, crystallized moment,
512
00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:04,188
she felt what her life
would be like with no mans.
513
00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:07,232
Excuse me. Hey.
514
00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:08,525
Miranda's not coming,
515
00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:12,196
so my friend, Tony, from Prada,
is sitting next to you.
516
00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:15,491
Buona sera.
517
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:16,658
Hello.
518
00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:21,455
After all, what single girl in New York
would turn down a gift from Prada?
519
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,669
All of Manhattan is here.
520
00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:30,047
Who's watching the island?
521
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,217
-Shh!
522
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:37,513
My youth?
523
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,181
My youth?
524
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,327
The rain came down.
525
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,704
Hard and soft.
526
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,917
It hit the grass. Green...
527
00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:08,752
and wet.
528
00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:13,423
Wet. So wet.
529
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,635
It reminded me of you.
530
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,180
You always smelled like the rain.
531
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:23,892
A stud is born.
532
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:40,784
That night, Smith Jerrod's
"Full Moon" became a sensation.
533
00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:49,543
Full frontal, and he can act.
534
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:50,711
Who knew?
535
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:52,296
Where's Berger?
536
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:55,591
Oh, he left. He's coming down
with a cold.
537
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,969
-Oh... I'll see you later.
-Okay. Okay. Good night.
538
00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:04,224
Yes. You wanna come over?
539
00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:05,767
- Sure.
- Okay.
540
00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:08,312
Maybe we were
all acting, all the time.
541
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:11,565
And tonight, I was playing
the part of the woman
542
00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:12,983
in the great relationship
543
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:16,069
whose boyfriend
was coming down with a cold.