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In a town where
everyone's dying to couple up,
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sometimes there's nothing better
than being out of a relationship.
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You have time to do your laundry,
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freedom to play your favorite
bad music really loudly.
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But the best part of being
out of a relationship,
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plenty of time to catch up
with your friends.
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I feel sorry for Big. I really do.
Because if you think about it,
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I was the best thing that ever
happened to him.
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Actually, no. I pity him.
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Because I get to walk away and be me,
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and he has to walk away
and stay him, you know?
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And who wants to be him
when you could be me?
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I mean, I'm smart. I'm funny.
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I was this "thing," you know. I was it.
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I mean, I was this magic moment.
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I was the abracadabra.
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I was totally the "poof"
in the relationship.
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I mean, I've got more poof in one finger
than he could ever have.
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I mean, jeez. Sometimes,
I poof just hailing a cab.
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So, I guess it's better to know now,
so that I can go poof someone else.
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Someone who deserves me,
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and not some screwed up, insecure guy
who can't deal with a woman
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who's got her act together.
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Now, I'm gonna end up deliriously happy,
and Big is gonna die old and alone
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and I pity him. Really, I pity him.
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What?
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All right. Who's gonna tell her?
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What?
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Honey, you're obsessed with
talking about Big and frankly,
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we can't take it anymore.
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-It's out of our league.
-What is this, an intervention?
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Yes, stop her before she obsesses again.
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Isn't part of the whole
breaking up process
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that you get free rein
to whine to your friends?
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Of course you do.
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But maybe you should think
about whining to a shrink.
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Why should I pay someone
when we can talk for free
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and then go get a drink or whatever?
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I don't need professional help.
I've got you guys.
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Yeah, for about another ten minutes.
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And then we're cutting you off,
cold turkey.
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Hey, I don't need therapy.
I need new friends.
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Look, we're as fucked up as you are.
It's like the blind leading the blind.
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Sometimes, it helps to talk to somebody
who's objective.
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Okay, I understand
why you see a shrink, you know,
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'cause you're always in your head,
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but I'm fine.
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I am functioning.
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Besides, I don't really--
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To be honest,
I just don't buy the whole shrink thing.
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Neither do I. I mean, my parents believe
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that any head problem could be solved
with physical exercise.
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That's why all of us
are really good tennis players.
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It's a slippery slope.
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You know, first you go in once a week,
then it's three times a week
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and then, the next thing you know,
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you're starting your sentences with,
"Well, my shrink says..."
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My shrink says
that's a very common fear.
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Therapy is just so self-indulgent.
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Ancient man didn't need
shrinks to survive.
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Ancient man only lived till 30.
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Were my friends right?
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Had I crossed the line
from pleasantly neurotic,
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into annoyingly troubled?
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I decided to seek
my own professional help.
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How can you not have a shrink?
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This is Manhattan.
Even the shrinks have shrinks.
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The fact was,
Stanford was right.
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A therapist was as ubiquitous
in Manhattan as pirated cable.
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I have three.
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-You do not.
-I do.
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One for when I want to be coddled,
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one for when I want tough love,
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and one for when I just want to
look at a really beautiful man.
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-Well, that's sick.
-Which is why I see the other two.
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Do you want a name?
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Oh, no. Miranda's shrink
referred me to one. Uh...
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Dr. Ellen Greenfield.
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Dr. G! Oh, my God! She is hot, hot, hot.
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Gwyneth Paltrow sees her.
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Why does she go to a shrink?
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She suffers from high self-esteem.
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While I was contemplating
the couch, Miranda was enjoying hers.
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Two nights later,
she had another nocturnal rendezvous.
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Soon, Miranda found herself
with a nightly playmate.
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A week later, I kept my date with Dr. G,
celebrity shrink.
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So Carrie, tell me why you're here.
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Well, my friends can't
handle me anymore.
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You're like very expensive foster care.
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What's bothering them?
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They tell me that I talk
about my ex-boyfriend too much.
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But that's normal, right,
after a break up?
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I don't like the term "normal."
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No, of course you don't,
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because you wouldn't have any patients.
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So, tell me about him.
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The ex.
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You know, uh...
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I have to be honest here. Um...
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I'm not sure I really...
believe in therapy.
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I'm more of a...
"solve your own problems" kind of gal.
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Okay, um...
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I don't know.
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He was smart.
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He was sexy, just totally screwed up.
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He was playing all these games,
and I didn't know the rules.
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You were playing games.
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No, he was.
I was just along for the ride.
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And what about you?
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Was this the first time you dated a man
who couldn't give you what you wanted?
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Well, that's a little easy,
don't you think?
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Maybe I've dated men
who were wrong for me, but who hasn't?
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The thing they have in common...
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is you.
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What's your point?
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Maybe you're picking the wrong men.
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Well, of course you pick the wrong guys.
Jesus, I could have told you that.
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Well, frankly, I think I picked
the wrong therapist. I mean...
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She just did not get me at all.
She thought I was a game player.
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You have to be.
It's the only way to deal with men.
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Oh, that's healthy.
Relationships are not about games.
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They're about mature
and honest communication.
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This from a woman who's playing
peek-a-boo with her neighbor.
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Games are empowering.
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If you know what you're doing,
you can totally control the situation.
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The only place you can control a man
is in bed.
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If we perpetually gave men blowjobs,
we could run the world.
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And at least our hands would be
free to greet dignitaries and stuff.
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Sorry.
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I mean, you know,
even if you're in a relationship
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you still have to play games.
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Yeah, Big and I played games.
Look where it got us.
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But maybe the game is not really over.
Maybe it's just halftime.
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That kind of delusional thinking
is why you should be in therapy, too.
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I do not pick the wrong guys.
They pick me.
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So what, you're like a fly strip
for dysfunctional men?
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Yeah, but one of those really
pretty floral scented ones.
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It's slim pickings out there.
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You can't swing a Fendi purse
without knocking over five losers.
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Where did all the great guys go?
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There it was,
happy hour in the valley of lost men.
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Hello.
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I've never seen this many of them
rounded up in one space.
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-What's going on?
-It's sports night.
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It certainly is.
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Come on, girls. Let the games begin.
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Sports night,
Every female's fantasy,
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a room full of captive heterosexual men
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all looking to be distracted
during commercial breaks.
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I'm getting a contact high
from all the testosterone.
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-We didn't order these.
-Oh, no, they're on the house.
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It's sports night.
Ladies drink for free.
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Oh.
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Forget Disneyland.
This is the happiest place on Earth.
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Yes, indeed.
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Mmm! If you ladies will excuse me.
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I'm getting off the bench.
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-Who's winning?
-Knicks.
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-Is that good?
-You're not a Knicks fan, I take it.
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Not yet.
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-I'm Don.
-Samantha.
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Don Seglar was a very
successful importer of Mexican handbags.
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He was fanatical about two things,
keeping the price of foreign labor down,
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and the Knicks.
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-Maybe I could teach you a few things.
-And vice versa!
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It's ten seconds left.
Pass, you motherfucker!
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We need to penetrate,
drive to the basket.
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Get it to Johnson. He's on fire tonight.
Yes! Go L.J., go!
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Go! Score!
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Which is exactly
what Samantha did two hours later.
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When I got home that night,
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I couldn't get Charlotte's words
out of my head.
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We spent our childhoods playing games.
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Were they all just primers
for the games we played as adults?
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Were relationships just
a big chess match,
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strategy, moves, countermoves,
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all designed to keep your opponent
off balance until you win?
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Was there such a thing as
an honest relationship?
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Or was it true?
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Do you have to play games to
make a relationship work?
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I went out with this girl
on Saturday night.
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We had a great time.
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So, I didn't call her again
until Thursday.
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You know, so I didn't seem eager.
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I went out with this guy
on Saturday night.
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I thought we had a great time.
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The asshole doesn't call me
until Thursday.
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I screened his call
and didn't return it until Monday.
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I gave my boyfriend an ultimatum.
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Propose by Christmas or it's over.
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My girlfriends said that was a game.
I think it was just smart.
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Besides, if he doesn't come through,
I can always secretly get pregnant.
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The next day,
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I reluctantly showed up
for my second appointment with Dr. G.
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I was still a skeptic and I'd already
read every "New Yorker"
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in the waiting room.
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When you think about it,
what was I getting out of this anyway?
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And then, at five minutes
to my last scheduled hour,
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I got my answer.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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My third appointment
with Dr. G.
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I had come a little early
to catch up on my reading.
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Hi. I'm Seth.
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Oh. Hi. Carrie.
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I thought we could go on
playing this coy game,
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or I could actually introduce myself.
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Well, I'm glad you did.
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Especially since I had worn
my new dress for the occasion.
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That "New Yorker" is from last year.
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Oh.
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Well, this New Yorker is
a little behind on her reading.
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So, how long have you been
a Dr. G convert?
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Not very long, just three sessions.
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I just had my one-year anniversary.
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What'd she give you,
a cake or something?
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-A really big bill.
-Oh.
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Listen, this is gonna
sound a little weird. But...
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Would you have dinner with me sometime?
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Sure.
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I'd like that.
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Call me, all right?
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Okay.
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Okay, maybe it was unethical
making a date
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with Seth Robinson, photographer,
in my shrink's waiting room,
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but there was something about him.
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Come on in, Carrie.
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Well, you're dressed up.
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-He's a photographer.
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Hm.
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-And you met him at your shrink's?
-Well, it wasn't a setup or anything.
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Jeez, what if he's crazy?
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It's the crazy ones
that have the good pills.
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That's it! Go, Marcus! Go!
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Excuse me, but why is that on
and who is Marcus?
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Marcus Camby, Knicks forward.
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Now that Ewing is injured,
he needs to pull it out.
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And when did we start
caring about basketball?
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Don is obsessed.
I don't get laid unless the Knicks win.
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And can I just say?
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They and I have been
on a very long losing streak.
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-Well, that's awful.
-No kidding.
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The Knicks are the only ones
that are getting screwed right now.
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Come on, you fuckers!
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Why are you staying with him?
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Because the sex, well,
what I can remember, was unbelievable.
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Yes! Yes!
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They won! Ah! They won!
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-I've got to go.
-Go. Go. Have sex. Go!
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The next night,
Miranda got a pleasant surprise.
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Her date thought it was time they moved
past peek-a-boo to playing doctor.
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Miranda wanted to play fair,
so she gave him a little tit for tat.
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All over town,
people were getting lucky.
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Seth and I were having
a great first date at the coffee shop.
256
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Oh! Oh, and what about the plant?
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I know.
She always has it in a different place.
258
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Maybe it's some sort of
Dr. G psychological test.
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-That's it. That's Where's Waldo.
-Yeah. Oh!
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And it needs to be watered.
261
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- It's plastic.
-Are you sure?
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-I touched it.
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You touched Dr. G's plant?
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I've been going to her over a year.
I got bored.
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Then you came along.
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-Well, that's sweet.
-No, it's true.
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There was something about him.
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I felt like I could talk to him
about anything.
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And in the spirit of psychological
health and not playing games,
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I decided to be honest.
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I like you.
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I like you, too.
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Later that week,
Miranda went shopping for dinner.
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Shopping quickly devolved
into a game of hide and seek.
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Hi.
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I thought I'd be an adult here
and come over and introduce myself.
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Hi.
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I'm Miranda.
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You know?
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Across the airshaft.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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You're the girl who lives
above the guy I've been cruising.
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Miranda realized she was
still playing with an imaginary friend,
284
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just like she did when she was five.
285
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The next day, she called her shrink
for an emergency session.
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Meanwhile, Sam had decided
she would celebrate
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the end of the basketball season
and the return of her sex life
288
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by watching
the final Knicks game at Don's.
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-Ah!
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Ah!
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Yeah, baby!
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Good. In a minute, baby.
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The Mets are playing Chicago.
294
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Now that basketball is over,
I can give them my full attention.
295
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Man, they've been playing
lousy ball this year.
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The idea of lasting
through another sexless season
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was more than Samantha could take.
298
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And so, she forfeited the game.
299
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Meanwhile, I was getting
plenty of action.
300
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Seth and I had just come back
from another amazing date.
301
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Do you wanna come in?
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I think I already am.
303
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This is great.
304
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You have all the classics here,
Clue, Parcheesi, and Twister.
305
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I was the seventh grade
Twister champion.
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-Is that a challenge?
-Oh, yeah.
307
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,069
All right, buddy. It's go time.
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-How are you holding up?
-Feeling good, my friend. Feeling good.
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Left foot yellow.
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I guess that one's mine.
311
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You're in a very compromising position.
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I believe I'm in about
20 compromising positions.
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I am not gonna lose my concentration.
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In no time it was
"yellow pants off."
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So what do you think Dr. G
would have to say about this?
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-Very bad.
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Bad patients. Bad, bad...
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I have to tell you.
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I'm not really into therapy,
I think it's kind of bullshit.
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-I'm telling Dr. G on you.
-No! No, no no!
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Okay.
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-Cross your heart.
-Hope to die.
323
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,243
So why are you in therapy, seriously?
324
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,122
I'm really fucked up about women.
325
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,084
After I sleep with them,
I completely lose interest.
326
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,837
What about you? What's your problem?
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I believe in therapy,
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this moment is called
"the breakthrough."
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I pick the wrong men.
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Although she'd made
some good points,
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I stopped seeing Dr. G immediately.
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I couldn't risk the humiliation of
running into Seth in the waiting room.
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My friends totally understand.