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They say it's spring
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This feeling light as a feather
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They say this thing
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This magic we share together
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Came with the weather too...
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Here are some things
I love about New York,
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that week in spring when it's warm,
but not hot,
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and the trees
are just beginning to bloom,
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men in suits,
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three papers and 12 gossip columns,
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It's easy for me to say,
"I love you, New York."
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It's not so easy to say,
"I love you, Mr. Big."
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The first time I realized
I actually loved Big,
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was over toast and coffee one morning.
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What?
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Huh? Oh.
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Thanks, honey.
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What?
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Nothing.
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The first time I actually
felt like saying it
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was the night he took me to the ballet.
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And he hates the ballet.
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I don't wanna disappoint you.
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But I think a couple of those dancers
had on wires.
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They were not on wires.
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Oh, yeah. On a couple of those
big leaps, I saw the wires.
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You know what?
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What?
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I love... your hair like that.
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Cut it out.
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And then there was the time
I never expected to say it.
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Last Friday night
at approximately 7:20 p.m.,
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Big was picking me up
to take me out to dinner.
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Hey, hi.
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I just have to, um, change my shoes.
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Well, hurry up. We don't wanna be late.
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If we grab a cab on Madison,
we can be there in five minutes.
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Hm.
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-Okay. Okay.
-Here.
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Well, what's this for?
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Well, I just saw it and thought of you.
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It was just... wrong.
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It was wrong.
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I didn't know what to say except...
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I love you.
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You told Big,
"I love you" because he gave you that?
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What did you think it was,
a large diamond duck ring?
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I think my mother has one of these
in the shape of a squirrel.
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Note, I did not say, "I love the purse."
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And then what did he say?
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Well, he just sort of reacted
stunned for a moment and then he said...
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Well.
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You're welcome.
I'll just wait for you outside.
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Well, maybe he thought
you said, "I love it."
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No, it was a very deliberate
and distinct "you."
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So, he just sort of pretended
like you didn't say it?
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Yeah, sort of. But we both know I did.
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So, now I've laid down the gauntlet.
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He either has to say "I love you" back,
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or I guess, I'm gonna have to
break up with him.
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Well, how long are you gonna give him?
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Well, I didn't put an expiration date
on the sentiment,
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but I figure it's got the shelf life
of a dairy product,
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it's gonna start to curdle
in about a week.
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You know, it's so interesting.
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You can tell a man, "I hate you,"
you have the best sex of your life.
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But tell him, "I love you,"
you'll probably never see him again.
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Well, it's just very--
It's very comforting right now.
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Wait a minute. Time out.
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Did you ever think that
at this very moment,
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the man might be trying to find his own
way to tell Carrie that he loves her?
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Listening to Miranda
wax optimistic about love,
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was more disorienting
than a heat wave in February.
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No. No.
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But, it seemed that Miranda,
formally love's greatest skeptic,
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had recently experienced
a romantic epiphany.
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Go, grab us a seat outside.
I'll meet you out there.
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Will you let me pay this time?
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No, no, no. Your money's no good here.
Grab us a bench.
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All right.
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-How much?
-$5.90.
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Oh!
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She was dating a bartender
who worshiped her.
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And Miranda was so crazy
about him in return
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that she let him take her out to dinner.
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But only to places she knew
he could afford.
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- Mm.
-Best slices in the city.
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-Don't you think?
-Mm.
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So.
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-Saturday.
-Mm-hm.
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My firm is having
its annual dinner thing.
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Mm-hm.
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And I was wondering if you think that
maybe the bar
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could spare you for a night,
you could be my date.
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I warn you,
it's gonna be totally boring.
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It's not gonna be boring
if I'm there with you.
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You probably should wear a suit.
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Oh!
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So it's gonna be a big fancy affair.
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-You do have a suit, right?
-Sure I do.
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It's-- It's really nice. It's gold.
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It's gold?
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Yeah, you know, corduroy.
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What's wrong with corduroy?
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I don't have enough time to tell you
what's wrong with corduroy.
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For the first time,
Steve took Miranda back to his place.
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So, this is your apartment.
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Yeah. You like?
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It's sweet.
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I modeled it after DeNiro's place
in Taxi Driver.
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-I'm kidding.
-Yeah.
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It's cheap and it's near the bar.
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And you never have to come here again.
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That evening,
Miranda experienced
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her first pangs of yuppie guilt.
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A lot of wonderful artists worked
as bartenders for years.
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It doesn't mean he won't
make money someday.
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He's not an artist, slash, bartender.
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He's just happy
being a bartender, period.
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No aspirations beyond
shaking the cocktails
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and refilling the peanut bowls.
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How's he in bed?
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There are no words.
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Sounds like a dream relationship to me.
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Yeah. He can make you cum,
and then make you a Cosmopolitan.
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Honestly! I don't know how you can
get serious with a guy
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whose entire future is based on tips?
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Wait a minute.
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Rich men date not-so-rich women
all the time.
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I mean, come on. Look at me and Big.
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It's not about money,
it's about compatibility.
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Yeah, but it's normal for the guy
to have more money.
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-Oh, God!
- Oh, come on!
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I know lots of women who make
more money than their husbands.
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You're all missing my point.
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None of this matters to me.
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I just don't want it to matter to him.
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It's like, when single men have a lot
of money, it works to their advantage.
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But when a single woman has money,
it's a problem you have to deal with.
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-It's ridiculous!
-Mm-hm.
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I want to enjoy my success,
not apologize for it.
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Bravo, honey. Bravo!
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But you're talking about
more than a difference in income.
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You're talking about a difference
in background and education.
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This guy is working class.
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"Working class"?
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- Yeah.
-It's the Millennium, sweetie.
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We don't say things like
"working class" anymore.
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But you're trying to pretend that
we live in a classless society,
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and we don't.
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Okay, Marie-Antoinette,
we get the picture.
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Thank you.
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You know, she's right.
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I'm dating a guy right now,
and he's got an actual servant.
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-What?
-Really?
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Yeah.
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It seems that Samantha was
dating Harvey Terkel,
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a real estate investor who had
just made a killing in the market
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turning Chelsea sweatshops into
luxury co-ops for the upwardly trendy.
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-Sum is a fantastic cook.
-Hm.
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You won't eat better Thai food
in Bangkok.
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More noodle, Mr. Harvey?
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Yes, please.
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You like spicy like Mr. Harvey, miss?
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I love spicy.
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Enjoy.
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Isn't she the best?
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I tell you I could not live without her.
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I wondered, was New York really
any different from New Delhi?
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Had our class system been
replaced by a caste system?
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And if so, can we date
outside our caste?
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That night, Big took me out
for a romantic dinner.
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I could smell it coming,
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the way you can smell a thunderstorm
right before it hits.
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A mere two days
after I had said, "I love you, "
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Big had found his own way
to say "I love you" to me.
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You're gonna love this.
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It's from a small winery
in the heart of Tuscany.
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Mm. Delicioso.
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I rented a villa there
one summer with the ex.
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It was incredible.
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I've always wanted to go back
with someone I actually liked.
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Listen, there's something I've been
meaning to tell you ever since
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the night I gave you the purse.
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Yeah?
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You can take it back
if you don't like it.
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That became the first night
I wanted to tell Big,
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"I hate you."
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The next afternoon,
Charlotte made the acquaintance
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of a member of the very highest caste.
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A caste that from coast to coast,
rich and poor,
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everyone deferred to
and honored without question.
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The movie star.
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Hi.
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I'm Charlotte York.
I'm the director of the gallery.
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Wylie Ford.
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Yeah, I know.
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How much for this piece?
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The fire extinguisher?
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Oh. No, no, no.
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That's a real fire extinguisher.
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You know, like, for the gallery,
in case there's a fire.
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I guess I'm a total idiot.
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Oh, no, no. It happens all the time.
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You can have it. Take it.
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You could say you got it
here at the gallery and...
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people will probably think
it's a Jeff Koons.
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You are adorable.
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Hey, what do you think about closing up
for the rest of the afternoon?
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Man, Charlene, you are so hot.
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Can't wait to get you to bed.
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Charlotte. My name is Charlotte.
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Oh. I prefer Charlene.
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Okay.
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Man, this champagne
is running through me.
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Yo, bud, pull over,
I need to take a leak.
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All right. Sit tight, beautiful.
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Okay.
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- Hello?
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You'll never believe where I am.
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I'm in the back of a limo about
to go have sex with Wiley Ford.
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But where is he now?
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He's taking a leak out in the alley,
isn't that cute?
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Yeah, it's adorable. Now, Charlotte,
listen to me,
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get out of there immediately.
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All my rules just went
right out the window.
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It's like, he wants me
and I have to obey.
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Oh! He's zipping up. I gotta go.
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- Hey, hey.
-Hey, hey.
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-Yeah. Come on.
-Mm.
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While Charlotte began to enjoy
the perks of celebrity,
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Samantha discovered that Harvey Terkel
came with some nice perks of his own.
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Now you stay in bed as long as you want.
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And Sum will make you breakfast.
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Oh, that's really not necessary.
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What? No, no, no. Woah.
Hey, please, she loves it.
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-Do you like fresh orange or grapefruit?
-Hm?
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-Orange.
-Orange.
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-Eggs?
-Coddled.
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-"Coddled."
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Coming right up.
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-I'll call you.
-Mm-hm.
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While Samantha didn't believe
in having servants,
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she realized she had no problem
dating a man who did.
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She knew it might take some adjusting,
but she could get used to this.
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Oh. Bye, Sum.
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Now, take good care of Samantha.
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Bye-bye, Mr. Harvey.
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Okay.
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00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,914
Okay, lazy bones, out of bed.
251
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:55,084
- Excuse me?
-Up, up. Must wash sheets.
252
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:58,421
Hey. Should I have my breakfast
in the dining room or--
253
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,632
Breakfast? I got no time
to make breakfast.
254
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,177
Got a lot of work to do around here.
255
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,891
It was then
that Samantha realized
256
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,643
that Sum was not so servile, after all.
257
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:17,190
That afternoon, during her lunch break,
Miranda took Steve shopping.
258
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,483
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
259
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,026
What do you think?
260
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,820
I think it's kind of frightening
how good I look.
261
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,322
It's a beautiful suit.
262
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,532
I think we should take it.
263
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,535
Could you do a cuff
with a nice little break?
264
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,497
- Will these be the shoes?
-I think we should take the shoes.
265
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,665
Don't you think we should
take the shoes?
266
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,377
I guess we're taking the shoes.
267
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,631
Uh-huh, yeah! Just like that.
268
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,927
Jesus! $1,800.
269
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,721
I guess I better not spill anything.
270
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,017
Don't worry. It's my treat.
271
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:54,727
What?
272
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,355
I invited you to this thing.
I want to pay for the suit.
273
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,690
No way, you're not buying me a suit.
274
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,949
But I wanted to do this for you.
275
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,244
Then I start to think of you
like my mother
276
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,538
and that can get a little weird for me.
277
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,040
Sorry, sir, it was declined.
278
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,168
-Would you like to try another one?
-Why don't you try one of mine?
279
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,254
No, no, no. All right, how about this?
280
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,757
Let's try $800 on the card,
I'll write you a check for $1,000
281
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,175
and I'll give you the rest in cash.
282
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,219
Steve, forget it.
It's just too expensive.
283
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,097
Would you just let me
buy the fucking suit?
284
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,356
That Saturday,
Big took me to a cocktail party
285
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,191
at the home of Serena Bush...
286
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,235
Great purse, fabulous.
287
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,904
Careful! White rugs.
288
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,783
An Upper East Side hostess
famous for her husband's money
289
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,327
and a close personal friendship
with Tina Brown.
290
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,912
I used to know her ten years ago,
291
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,831
when she was famous for
her father's money
292
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,250
and a close, personal friendship
with her drug dealer.
293
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,128
Oh, God, I hate Park Avenue.
294
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,380
It's like being in a foreign country.
295
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,924
Just think of me as your passport, baby.
296
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,135
As we walked through the room
297
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:13,264
of women clutching their bejeweled
swan, kitten and asparagus purses,
298
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:17,643
I realized, to my horror,
that not only did Big not love me,
299
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:21,105
he had absolutely no idea who I was.
300
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,941
-Can I get you a drink?
-Uh, yeah. Tanqueray and tonic.
301
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,151
Carrie, a drink?
302
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,153
Oh, um...
303
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,905
Uh, red wine, please.
304
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:32,325
I'm sorry, Ms. Bush doesn't
serve any brown food or drink.
305
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,619
Can I get you something clear?
306
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,998
Uh, yeah. Uh...
307
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,208
Vodka on the rocks.
308
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,420
No brown food?
309
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:48,549
I think we've just encountered
a mutant strain of Upper East Side anal.
310
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:52,136
She's a little strange.
I've known her for years, she's okay.
311
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,889
Oh, yeah. I'm sure she's fabulous
until you spill something.
312
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,725
It's like she's consciously trying
to cultivate an eccentricity,
313
00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,853
so people won't notice that
she's completely devoid of personality.
314
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:02,939
Well, don't be a bitch.
315
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,774
I'm not being a bitch,
I'm just being myself.
316
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,442
You're being a little bit of a bitch.
317
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,693
Sweetheart!
318
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:11,072
-Hey!
-How are you? It's been forever.
319
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,408
Thank you for having us.
320
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,661
Serena, you know Carrie.
321
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,621
-Yes.
-Hey.
322
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,625
Uh, darling, can't smoke in here.
323
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,253
No, no. Uh, terrace.
324
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,463
Then that's where I'll be.
325
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:32,802
And just like that,
I was cast out of the fancy party.
326
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,888
That same evening,
Charlotte found herself
327
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,432
the newest member
of Wiley Ford's entourage.
328
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,144
When did marijuana
become legal in restaurants?
329
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:44,730
It didn't.
330
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,066
- Here. All right.
-Oh. Thank you.
331
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,152
-Here.
-Oh. No, thank you.
332
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,904
I don't smoke pot.
333
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,077
-You do now.
334
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:11,340
You know...
335
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:14,510
Sum was very rude to me
the other morning.
336
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,138
She practically threw me out of bed.
337
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,933
You must've misunderstood.
338
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,477
Her English isn't really that good.
339
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,066
More asparagus, miss?
340
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,819
It was then
Samantha realized,
341
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,614
she wasn't so dim, that Sum.
342
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,241
That night, I realized
that relationships
343
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,160
had a caste system of their own.
344
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,621
There's the person who says,
"I love you."
345
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,706
And there's the person
who never responds.
346
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:44,957
Carrie.
347
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,794
Hey, Jeremiah?
348
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,213
-What are you doing here?
-Uh...
349
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,840
Purveying the beverages.
350
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,218
-Just snuck out here to smoke.
-Ah! Good.
351
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,596
Are you friends with these people?
352
00:18:58,679 --> 00:18:59,930
Oh, God, no. No.
353
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,682
Yeah, a little uptight.
354
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,518
-What's with the no brown food deal?
-Whatever.
355
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,688
Jeremiah was
a famous downtown performance artist
356
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,398
who was best known uptown as,
357
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,025
"Hey, kid, let me have
another scotch and soda."
358
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,487
We had engaged in
a mild flirtation for years.
359
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,655
So, who're you here with?
360
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,282
Oh. Some guy.
361
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,036
Hey! I just got a new tattoo.
You want to see it?
362
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,579
-Yeah. Sure.
-Yeah?
363
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,626
-Is that real?
-Yeah, it's real.
364
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,044
-Wowzah.
-Hm.
365
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,712
How far down does that go?
366
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,091
Pretty far.
367
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,509
Check it out.
368
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,222
Oh.
369
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,558
-Holy moly.
370
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,352
-Shit.
-Oh.
371
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,437
Excuse me.
372
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,316
Ah, shit.
373
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,085
Uh...
374
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,422
Were you really out there
giving the caterer a blow job?
375
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,549
First of all, he's not a caterer.
376
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,135
He's a very well-known
performance artist.
377
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,219
Oh.
378
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,054
Well, that didn't answer my question.
379
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,597
Because it was offensive.
380
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:28,018
Well, whatever you were doing,
please stop.
381
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,187
You're embarrassing me.
382
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,856
I'm embarrassing you?
383
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,025
Well, maybe if you'd joined me
on the terrace like a gentleman,
384
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,570
we wouldn't be standing here
having this conversation.
385
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:38,821
Let's just go.
386
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,906
No, you go, I'm having a good time.
387
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:50,040
And across town,
Miranda was late for the firm dinner.
388
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,461
Okay.
389
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,343
Why are you dressed like that?
390
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,679
I returned the suit.
391
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,849
Frankly, I couldn't afford it.
392
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,852
Then why didn't you let me pay for it?
393
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:11,395
Miranda,
394
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,523
you need to be with a guy
who's more on your level.
395
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,943
-Steve...
-Being in that store with you...
396
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,238
I didn't feel good about myself.
397
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,326
Look, I think you're an incredible lady.
398
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,537
You want to break up with me
over a suit?
399
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:31,832
Fuck the suit.
400
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,293
It's not just the suit.
401
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,880
There's always gonna be
things out of my reach.
402
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,092
So, I'm being punished
for being successful.
403
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:45,679
That's not how I mean it.
404
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:48,724
Got it.
405
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,518
Well.
406
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,063
Thanks for the info and standing me up.
407
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,648
And it's been nice knowing you.
408
00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:00,694
An hour later,
adrift in a sea of Italian wool crepe,
409
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:04,406
Miranda wondered what was really
so wrong with corduroy anyway.
410
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:12,331
In the space of one evening,
Charlotte had gone from girlfriend,
411
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,291
to groupie.
412
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,001
Who had the rum and coke?
413
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:30,349
Listen, Charlene.
414
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,143
I want you to do something for me.
415
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,564
I want you to go to the ladies' room,
416
00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,357
stick your finger in your pussy,
417
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:41,694
come back and let me smell it.
418
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,704
I don't think so.
419
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,335
-Excuse me.
-Charlene?
420
00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:00,629
Charlotte realized,
another moment at the top,
421
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,548
and she would have become
an Untouchable.
422
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:08,220
- Jeremiah was a bullfrog...
- Ba, ba, bam
423
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:11,849
-Was a good friend of mine
-Ba, ba, bam
424
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:15,102
I never understood a single word he said
425
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:17,062
But I helped him drink...
426
00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:20,149
After Jeremiah got fired,
we celebrated downtown
427
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,067
with a couple of pitchers of Margaritas.
428
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:24,778
...joy to the world...
429
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:25,696
Yeah!
430
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:28,699
All the boys and girls!
431
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:30,618
Joy to the--
432
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,753
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue--
433
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,338
I don't live here. Woah!
434
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,131
Joy to you and me...
435
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,133
That was the last thing
I could remember that night.
436
00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:49,303
If I were the king of the world...
437
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:52,973
-Mm.
438
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,185
-You just relax.
-I will.
439
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,771
-I'm gonna go grab a shower.
-Mm-hm.
440
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:07,529
Excuse me.
441
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,573
Nasty.
442
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,617
Nasty girl.
443
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,870
You dirty cock-sucking whore.
444
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,290
Must wash sheets right away.
445
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:22,086
-Stop it! Let go. You're crazy!
446
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,713
What's going on out here?
447
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,299
Mr. Harvey.
448
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,301
I'm so sorry.
449
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:34,640
I just tried to wash the sheets,
but that lady hit me.
450
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,433
Oh, come on!
451
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,394
How dare you treat Sum that way.
452
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,270
-Let me explain.
- No!
453
00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:42,439
There's no explanation.
454
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,650
Just get out of here.
455
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,153
Samantha realized
there was only room
456
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:49,446
for one woman in Harvey's life.
457
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:50,823
Sh, sh...
458
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:56,745
Oh, Jesus.
459
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:01,333
Hello?
460
00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:02,918
Listen.
461
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,087
I know what you're really
pissed off about.
462
00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:09,425
But it's just something
I gotta do in my own time.
463
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:12,678
Okay?
464
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,057
Well, I fucking love you.
465
00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:18,809
All right? You know I do.
466
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,812
-Hey, good morning.
- But i-it...
467
00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:24,231
It's just a tough thing for me to say
468
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,067
because it always seems
to get me in trouble
469
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,194
when I say it.
470
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:30,988
Okay?
471
00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:32,948
Okay.
472
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:35,743
Are we okay?
473
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,079
We're great.
474
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:41,957
Hey, I love you, too.
475
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,126
I'll call you later, okay?
476
00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:54,762
Did we?
477
00:25:57,347 --> 00:25:58,640
Definitely not.
478
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:00,893
I didn't think so.
479
00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:10,527
I felt like I was
the lowest of the low.
480
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,488
But I never told Mr. Big.
481
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:16,033
I figured everything before
"I love you, "just doesn't count.