1 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:55,806 When venturing out on your first blind date in a decade, 2 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,225 it's crucial to have the right attitude. 3 00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:00,811 Hope for the best... 4 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,188 -Ted? -Sorry. 5 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:06,608 ...prepare for the worst. 6 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:15,033 And who knows, you just might be pleasantly surprised. 7 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,000 Or not. 8 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:25,460 I got stood up. 9 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:30,841 Yes, I deigned to go on a blind date against all my better judgment. 10 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:34,344 I was willing to lower myself into the gutter-- 11 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,470 God, I miss dating. 12 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,848 -And then he doesn't show. -Are you sure? 13 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:40,475 Well, either he didn't show 14 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,519 or he took one look at me and ran for the hills. 15 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,396 Which is worse? I can't decide. 16 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,148 I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation. 17 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:48,191 -We're gonna get to the bottom of this. -Oh, we're at the bottom. 18 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:51,194 A complete stranger hurt my feelings. I'd say that's scraping bottom. 19 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:54,281 You shouldn't even be going on blind dates. It's beneath you. 20 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:55,949 Now, that's not true. 21 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:58,535 I know a lot of great couples that met on blind dates. 22 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,412 -Eric and Marcie-- -Look, stop. 23 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,039 Even if he had shown up, 24 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,083 most first dates are like job interviews with cocktails. 25 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:06,501 Na-ah. I think, I'm done. 26 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:08,420 That's what I said yesterday about eating bread, 27 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:09,921 and I just ordered pancakes, so... 28 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:13,800 Why should I risk having a god-awful evening, 29 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:17,179 when I am guaranteed to have fun with you guys? 30 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:18,847 Oh, honey, you're cute. 31 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,724 - Hmm. -But I'm never gonna fuck you. 32 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:24,645 Look, I'm really sorry this happened to you on your first date back out there 33 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:25,771 but you have to keep trying. 34 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,856 Na-ah, no, I'm like Punxsutawney Phil. I came out, 35 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:30,359 I saw my shadow and I'm going back in. I'll see you guys next winter. 36 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:33,403 Well, you have to take some risks, so that you don't wind up an old maid. 37 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,739 Oh, that's right! 38 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:39,242 Must not wind up old maid. Must not wind up old maid. 39 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,953 Now, how am I gonna remember that? Does anybody have a pen? 40 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:44,831 Why do we get stuck with "old maid" and "spinster," 41 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:47,334 and men get to be "bachelors" and "playboys"? 42 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:49,461 No matter how shriveled their dicks are. 43 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:50,545 Okay! 44 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,674 The end. New topic. 45 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,550 Charlotte's 36th birthday, 46 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:57,761 -Saturday night. -Oh! 47 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:00,555 I say, we spinsters take back Manhattan. 48 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,766 Well, I've thought about it. 49 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:05,310 And I've decided, I'm sticking at 35. 50 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,229 - Here you go. -Because it was such a good year? 51 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:10,649 Because I'm just not where I thought I'd be at 36. 52 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:13,193 I don't feel 36, and I don't look 36, right? 53 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:14,194 Ah, no. 54 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,863 And men are much more interested in meeting 35-year-olds. 55 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:18,824 So I'm sticking. 56 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:22,202 We all turned 36, like big girls. Now it's your turn. 57 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:23,829 Oh, let her stick. 58 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:26,415 Lying about her age is the smartest thing she's done in years. 59 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:30,585 Okay, then. Where are we celebrating Charlotte's 35th birthday, the sequel? 60 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:33,130 Sorry. Today is the baby nurse's last day. 61 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,590 From now on, you're gonna have to book me a year in advance. 62 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,843 -Wow, you're like Nobu. -I can't go either. 63 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,886 Richard's taking me to Atlantic City for the weekend. 64 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:42,222 Oh, what'd you do wrong? 65 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:43,473 Oh, he loves to gamble, 66 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:46,643 and there's some kind of heavyweight prizefight thing he wants to see. 67 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:49,229 But we are going on his private jet. 68 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:51,773 Well, no celebration is fine with me. 69 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,942 Are you telling me the four of us can't get together 70 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,445 to celebrate Charlotte's 30-faux birthday? 71 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:58,739 This is bullshit! 72 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:02,075 Two nights later, with no friends available, no dates, 73 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:04,619 not even any good bad TV to watch... 74 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,583 This is bullshit. 75 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:15,380 Okay, this is my third and final phone call. 76 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:18,341 Miranda thinks she can get Steve to watch the baby. 77 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,968 Charlotte agreed to come out 78 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:23,764 as long as we don't mention her birthday or the number 36. 79 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:26,183 I'm still a little fuzzy on the rules. 80 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,186 Anyway, can't you get out of Atlantic City? 81 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,480 Oh, I don't know, I'll have to ask Richard. 82 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:35,525 Please do, because I am looking at the last picture taken of the four of us 83 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,486 and it is moldy. 84 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:40,238 Miranda is wearing a blouse with shoulder pads. 85 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:45,243 Carrie's hell-bent on getting the four of us together Saturday night. 86 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:48,371 Would you be terribly disappointed if I didn't come? 87 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,790 Why not just bring them along? 88 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,834 I'll arrange for comp suites, and there's plenty of room on the jet. 89 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:53,960 Yes! 90 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,380 That Friday, I picked up my fellow jet setter 91 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,757 on the way to the airport. 92 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,887 Under the boardwalk We'll be having some... 93 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:04,930 What? 94 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,474 I can't go. I'm just... 95 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,227 Not ready to be separated from the baby. 96 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,187 -What? -I'm kidding! 97 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:16,107 Steve took him two hours ago. I'm free! I'm leaving the compound! 98 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:19,569 Don't do that to me. I'm a 36-year-old woman! 99 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,905 Come on in. I just need two seconds. Two seconds. 100 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,156 -Okay. -Two seconds. 101 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,075 Oh, man. 102 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,995 -Oh, hi Magda. How are you? -You wanna see something beautiful? 103 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:32,249 -Come, I show you. Look at him. -Mmm-hmm. 104 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,377 You ever see such beautiful face? Look, here. 105 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:37,712 -So smiley. -Mmm. 106 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:41,132 Oh! Mmm-hmm. 107 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:44,845 And here, after bath, with his little pupik. 108 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:49,724 Okay. 109 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:58,608 As I live and breathe, Ms. Hobbes, I never thought I'd see the day. 110 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,402 That's not me, that's her. 111 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,153 I didn't even take most of those. 112 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:05,490 Okay, this is the only sweater I have that covers my ass. 113 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,785 Do you think I can get away with this and stretchy pants all weekend? 114 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,454 Are you kidding? Atlantic City is the capital of stretchy pants. 115 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:12,581 They're mandatory down there. 116 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:17,669 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 117 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,755 Hi, how you doing? 118 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:23,049 Steve, what's wrong? What are you doing back here? 119 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,676 Oh, I thought I forgot the wipies. 120 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,970 -Oh. -But it turns out, um, actually... 121 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,931 I don't think I can do this. 122 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,475 Excuse me? 123 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,853 I'm afraid that I might break him or something. 124 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:39,232 Look, I accidentally scratched his face with my dirty fingernail. Look. 125 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:43,403 Um, it's nothing. You've taken care of him before. 126 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:44,446 -It's been fine. -Wait, wait. 127 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:47,198 But, yeah, but for two hours. 128 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,618 Yeah, for two hours I'm great, but after two hours, I might... 129 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:53,413 accidentally kill him. 130 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:56,583 Look, we're both afraid we're gonna kill the baby. 131 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:57,959 That's a given. 132 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,586 But we made an agreement this week. 133 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,922 Monday to Friday, I try not to kill him. 134 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:04,925 Saturday and Sunday, you try not to kill him. 135 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,760 -Huh? Yeah? -Wait... 136 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:11,473 I'm sorry. 137 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:14,559 I can't do it. 138 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,650 You should go, you're gonna miss the plane. 139 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,818 No way, the four of us are going to Atlantic City. 140 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:25,236 We will figure something out. 141 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:31,368 Hello! Hello! Hello! Sorry I'm so late! 142 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,703 - Hi! -Charlotte, welcome aboard. 143 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,664 Where is everybody? I thought I was late. 144 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,332 Oh, they had some kind of problem. 145 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:39,042 Something with the baby. Blah, blah, blah. 146 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,335 They're meeting us down there. 147 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:42,420 They are? But... 148 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:46,007 So, it's just going to be the three of us for the whole flight? 149 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,176 Yeah, come in. Make yourself comfortable. 150 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:53,723 Oh! Samantha, you shouldn't have! 151 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,270 Ooh, it's pretty. 152 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,272 But what is it? 153 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:05,193 I'm sorry, that was, um, actually meant for Samantha. It's a... 154 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:10,156 -Pearl thong. -For me? 155 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:13,118 Oh, you naughty boy. 156 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:21,751 Did I tell you I've taken up knitting? I find it really calms my nerves. 157 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,754 Practical and stimulating. 158 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,589 What will they think of next? 159 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,426 Knitting is the new yoga, according to New York Magazine. 160 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,886 -I'm making these for little Brady. - Maybe later if you're good... 161 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:32,846 Mmm-hmm. 162 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,556 I'll give you a pearl necklace to match. 163 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:35,849 -Oh. -My father gave me 164 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,768 the most beautiful pearl necklace for my sweet 16. 165 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:42,522 Actually, we're talking about the other kind of pearl necklace. 166 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:45,692 You know, when a guy decorates your neck. 167 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:51,406 You're sure that Carrie said they were coming down tonight? 168 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,368 "Knit one, purl two" would never sound the same 169 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,453 to Charlotte again. 170 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:02,042 You know that I need to go somewhere for two days 171 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,044 -that I've been looking forward to-- -Hey, excuse me. 172 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,045 No, no, no. 173 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,755 -That's not what I'm talking about. -Time out, guys. 174 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:11,760 Magda here has offered to help Steve with the baby over the weekend. 175 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,136 No, that's not her job. 176 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,429 Miranda, I'm begging you, 177 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,931 throw some money at the problem and let's hit the road. 178 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,684 We've already missed the jet. How would we even get there? 179 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,688 This is the final call for Atlantic City. 180 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:26,691 Passengers should be on board for immediate departure. 181 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:27,859 This is pleasant. 182 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,863 -I think we're on the old-lady express. 183 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,117 -Where are all the old men? -Dead. 184 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,994 Or married to 20-year-olds. 185 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,538 I am so excited. 186 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:43,583 I have been dreaming about being alone with these for months. 187 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,877 I love that The New Yorker is your porn. 188 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,297 Do you think we'll still be friends when we're this old? 189 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,381 Sure. 190 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,300 What do you mean, "sure"? 191 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:55,595 I could barely get us together for the weekend, and we're all still mobile. 192 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:56,679 Mmm-hmm. 193 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,141 Hey, New Yorker, I'm talking to you. 194 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:04,854 How are we gonna make it to 70 if you've already zoned me out? 195 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,482 Okay, I'm listening. Talk fast. 196 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:10,735 I'm serious. Friendships don't magically last 40 years. 197 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,320 You have to invest in them. 198 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,280 It's like your savings. 199 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,533 You don't expect to wake up one day when you're old 200 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,952 and find a big bucket of money waiting there. 201 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,787 Well, did you finally open that IRA? 202 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,414 -No, my point is... -Well-- 203 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:27,210 We need an emotional retirement plan. 204 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,171 This is important, making time for each other 205 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,673 and taking trips like this. 206 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:35,176 Because, as we can see here, at the end of the line, 207 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:38,138 it's just gonna be us ladies riding a bus. 208 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,182 I'm so happy right now. 209 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:44,769 Atlantic City, departing at gate 104. 210 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,104 - Hi. -Hi. 211 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:53,570 Two New Yorker Magazines and two knit booties later, 212 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,907 we all arrived at the understated Taj Mahal casino. 213 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,577 Luck be a lady tonight... 214 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,288 Here it is, ladies, Atlantic City! 215 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:06,583 Breathe deep and take it all in. 216 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:12,714 Oh God, I've missed this. 217 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,008 Oh, yeah. 218 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:18,261 -I thought you'd never been here before. -I'm referring to the cigarette smoke. 219 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,471 -Look at all the old ladies. - Oh! 220 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:23,099 Oh, this is nothing. You should've been on the bus with us. 221 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,267 I wish I had been. 222 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,895 Oh, please, a little harmless over-the-bra action 223 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,314 and Miss Priss here is running for a parachute. 224 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,274 Have you ever heard of a pearl necklace? 225 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,525 Uh-huh. 226 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:33,610 I'm hitting the slots. 227 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,695 Oh, and I told Richard, I'd stop by his baccarat game. 228 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,488 No, no, no, not so fast. 229 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:40,408 We'll take care of all that later. But right now, 230 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,952 I'm taking my ladies to dinner. 231 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,662 That's right. It's on me. 232 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:45,747 -Steak? You got it. -Oh. 233 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,540 -Lobster? Coming right up. -All right. 234 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:52,503 Nothing is too fancy for my Atlantic City ladies. 235 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:53,588 Whoo! 236 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,762 We have got to get a picture here. This place is fantastic. 237 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:04,265 -Is that a euphemism for tacky? -It's chandelierious. 238 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,351 Would it be bad to order more sour cream? 239 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,519 No. Eat your heart out. You're on vacation. 240 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:11,522 Oh! I almost forgot about Charlotte's present. 241 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,608 -Oh! -It's tomorrow and I said I didn't-- 242 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:17,153 Relax. I bought it in the gift shop for $3.99. 243 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,159 - Oh! 244 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,622 Old Maid? Is this supposed to be funny? 245 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,249 Of course, it's supposed to be funny. 246 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,668 Look at you, you couldn't be farther from an old maid. 247 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,295 I remember her looking a lot older. She looks about our age now. 248 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,423 Oh, she's had work done. 249 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:40,551 So, here's where all the bathing beauties are hiding. 250 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,178 Oh, you flatterer. 251 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,266 Samantha, my poker game is about to start. Would you like to join me? 252 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,726 Mmm, I don't think so. I think I'll stay with the girls. 253 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:49,811 All right. 254 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,897 Hey, Richard, welcome back to the Taj Mahal. How are you? 255 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,524 I'm very well, Denise. Thank you. 256 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:59,779 Oh, hello Denise. I... I'm Samantha. It's a pleasure to meet you. 257 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,864 Well, if you ladies will excuse me, 258 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,617 there are five gentlemen waiting to take my money. 259 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,119 -I'll walk you out. -Well, thank you. 260 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,872 That reminds me, I have to pump soon. 261 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,125 Yeah, who picked this breastaurant? 262 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:15,503 Cleavage is big here. It's part of the regional charm. 263 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,715 All right. I propose a toast. 264 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,927 To the four of us. May we always-- 265 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:26,306 I think I will join Richard, after all. Good night. 266 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,938 Ladies, would you like a souvenir photograph? 267 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,315 -Oh! - No. 268 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:39,485 It was supposed to be of the four of us, and now one of us has a puss on. 269 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:41,696 Thanks. 270 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,033 When are we gonna go gamble? 271 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,744 Come on. Baby needs a new pair of shoes. 272 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,582 Seven! Winner! 273 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,585 Okay, you won. Now let's go find Samantha. 274 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,711 But I'm winning. 275 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,546 Well, that's why you should leave now. 276 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,048 I don't wanna leave. 277 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,467 I've been here half an hour and no one's offered to buy us drinks. 278 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:03,593 They're free. 279 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,512 Hey, blondie. Blow my dice for luck. 280 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,849 Oh, no no, no, I don't know how to play the game. 281 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,267 Let her do it. 282 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,977 No, get the hot one. 283 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,230 Yeah, I want you. You're my lucky blonde. Blow. 284 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,276 All right. 285 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,320 - Okay. - Same shooter. 286 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:25,865 I'm still looking for a five, shooter. Five to stay alive. 287 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,617 -Come on. - Here we go. Five. 288 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,454 -Oh, my God! -Fuck, I lost. 289 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:32,914 Oh. 290 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,916 You just won me 12 grand, blondie. 291 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,626 -What? -Here. 292 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:41,714 Oh, my God. 293 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,802 Oh, I can't accept this. 294 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,969 It's yours, Blondie. 295 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,847 Get in the game. Have some fun. 296 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,646 What are you gonna do with that? You gonna gamble it? 297 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,231 It's $1,000! 298 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,233 "The hot one." Did you hear that? 299 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,235 It could be a lot more. I could coach you. 300 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,821 "Lucky blonde." So sexist. 301 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,739 It's found money. What have you got to lose? 302 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:09,283 $1,000, and that would not make me happy. 303 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:12,412 What would make all of us happy, I believe, 304 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:16,207 is to go see ZZ Top in the Magic Carpet room. 305 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,209 -I think I'm gonna pass. 306 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,586 I've got pay-per-view and a frozen Milky Way 307 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,879 waiting up for me in my room. 308 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:25,383 What? A minute ago, you were bouncing off the walls. 309 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:26,592 This is what I'm like nowadays. 310 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,178 I stop for a minute, I have to lie down. Good night. 311 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,055 What... 312 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,933 You can't go to sleep! 313 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:37,687 In five minutes, Charlotte turns 35 again! 314 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,021 Good night! 315 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,567 Charlotte went to sleep that night 316 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,027 with a $1, 000-chip on her shoulder. 317 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:50,074 As a rule, the easier a game is to understand, 318 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:53,202 the greater the house edge, and roulette is no exception. 319 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:58,040 The house edge on all bets is 1/19 or 5.26%, 320 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:01,294 except for a 0-00-1-2-3 combination. 321 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,005 Which carries a house edge of 7.89%. 322 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:07,550 People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates, 323 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,844 hoping to hit the jackpot. 324 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:13,097 But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar. 325 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,517 If we know the house always wins, 326 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,394 why gamble? 327 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,194 The next morning, 328 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:29,489 Richard and Samantha awoke in the comfort of the Kublai Khan Suite. 329 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,949 How long do you think you'll be off with the girls? 330 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:35,328 Oh, all day probably. What are your plans? 331 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,289 -I haven't decided yet. 332 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,630 Oh. I'm sorry to interrupt, Richard. 333 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:46,797 It's not a problem, Terry. 334 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:50,885 Apparently, there were no old maids at the Taj Mahal. 335 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:51,928 Terry, was it? 336 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,891 That ought to be easy to remember. Terry, with her terrycloth towels. 337 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,727 Samantha had the distinct feeling, 338 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,187 she was being Kublai-conned. 339 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,271 Thank you. 340 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:12,949 Samantha, you're not actually jealous of a casino cleaning lady, are you? 341 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,283 No. 342 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,787 I just find it impressive that you seem to know the name and cup size 343 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,121 of every woman who works here. 344 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,249 I know the male employees' names as well. 345 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,378 Doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with them. Aren't you keeping the girls waiting? 346 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,256 Hi. 347 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,091 I'm Samantha. 348 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,469 Can I get you some towels? 349 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,388 A chocolate for your pillow? 350 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:38,349 A blow job? 351 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:41,727 Yes, but not necessarily in that order. 352 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:50,611 Meanwhile, Charlotte's encore 35th birthday 353 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,697 was off to a running start. 354 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,126 There she was, an old maid. 355 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,837 And it wasn't funny. 356 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,718 Three hours later, I was still waiting for our foursome to come together. 357 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,303 Here we go. This is the spin. 358 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,887 Yes, you're quite the spinster. 359 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,556 Hi. I'm sorry I'm late. 360 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,391 I've been fucking Richard for the past three hours. 361 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,019 -I think he's all fucked out now. -Is he still breathing? 362 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,896 It was defensive fucking. I had no choice. 363 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:29,442 There are cheap-looking whores flying at him from every direction here. 364 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:46,500 There she was, Miss Atlantic Slutty. 365 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,755 Charlotte, are you in there? 366 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,548 No, but I think Harlot is. 367 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,300 I didn't like any of the clothes that I packed, 368 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,136 so, I just picked something up at one of the casino shops. 369 00:18:57,219 --> 00:19:00,806 Those are for women who have lost all their money and have to turn tricks. 370 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,600 -Does this gal gamble? -Yeah! 371 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:03,768 Okay, let's go. 372 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:11,192 No wonder the house always wins. These guys are smothered in breasts. 373 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,110 I don't know what I was thinking 374 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,237 bringing a cheating man to Atlantic Titty. 375 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,823 Put your bets down. 376 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:21,118 -Hey, what you doing down there, huh? -Oh, it's the pearl thong. 377 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,996 It's good for foreplay. Not so good for post-play. 378 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,122 All bets in? 379 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,999 Whoa! You bet it all? 380 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,251 You gotta play big if you wanna win big. 381 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,211 Ma'am, would you like a hit? 382 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,382 -Over. -Well, we just lost big. 383 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,800 It's all part of the fun. 384 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,551 We're gonna need your chip. 385 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,931 -Who, me? -You're sitting on $1,000. 386 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,599 Don't make me hit the ATM again. 387 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,142 Haven't we lost enough? 388 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,436 -We're just getting started. -You playing this hand, or what? 389 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,314 Ladies, if you're not gonna play, you have to give up your seats. 390 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,608 -Okay-- -No, it's okay, sir, we're leaving. 391 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:56,320 But, would... would you mind taking our picture first? 392 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:57,613 Oh, wait, I need lipstick. 393 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,448 I'm not allowed to do that, ma'am. 394 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,659 Jesus Christ, it's not Disneyland. 395 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,327 Hey, Red, move your fat ass! 396 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,750 What did you just say to her? 397 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,585 Who the hell do you think you are? 398 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:14,547 -Oh, fuck you. -Yeah, get in the game or get out. 399 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,007 Guys, guys, let's go. It's okay. 400 00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:20,678 No, it is most certainly not okay. 401 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:24,765 Listen, you big jerk, her ass isn't normally this big. 402 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,769 Yes. Thank you, I almost forgot. 403 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:32,440 My ass is fat because I just had a baby, you asshole! 404 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,024 What's your excuse? 405 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,485 Yeah. You having triplets? 406 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:39,864 Come on, let's go. 407 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,244 The Lennox Lewis match sold out that night. 408 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,872 But our heavyweight fight, caused a bigger stir. 409 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,082 Guys, I think I'm gonna go upstairs. 410 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,668 Oh, come on, they're just idiots. Don't go. 411 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,628 I'm tired. I'm sorry, Charlotte. 412 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,338 -Happy birthday. -No, please stay. 413 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,632 Come on, you can have my chip! 414 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,176 -Ah, it's Richard. 415 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,553 Hello. Uh-huh. Really? 416 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:07,516 -Do you think I should go talk to her? -No, I think she'll be all right. 417 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,478 Sure, I'll go with one of the girls. Ciao. 418 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,939 He had a sudden conference call and he can't go to the fight. 419 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,608 "Go with the girls." Right. 420 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,611 So he can stay in the room and get serviced by room service. 421 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,196 We'll see about that. 422 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:25,868 Oh! 423 00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:28,579 Shit! Shit! 424 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,331 Whoa! 425 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:42,259 Under other circumstances, running stairs in a pearl thong 426 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:45,054 would have been Samantha's idea of a good time. 427 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,722 But by the eighth floor, 428 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:50,309 somewhere between pissed off and getting off, 429 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,186 she had to take it off. 430 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:02,822 Yes, thank you, I will. 431 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:04,657 No one's here? 432 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:07,868 No one's here? 433 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,245 What's going on? 434 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,247 I can't do this anymore. 435 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,498 That's what's going on. 436 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,667 I just ran up 11 flights of stairs, 437 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,711 because I was sure that you were up here fucking someone else. 438 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:20,172 -As you can see, I'm not. -Right now. 439 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:24,009 Right now, you're not. But you were, and you will again. 440 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:27,888 And I can't spend my life running up and down stairs wondering when. 441 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,850 I thought I could handle this, but I can't. 442 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,643 I'm too old. 443 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,563 I'm 37, after all. 444 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:41,735 I told you I'd do my best never to hurt you again, and I meant it. 445 00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,863 Right. Your best. 446 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,324 Samantha, I love you. 447 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,577 I love you too, Richard. 448 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:51,954 But I love me more. 449 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,255 And there, high above the casino, 450 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:05,718 Samantha pulled her highest bet, her heart, off the table. 451 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:20,232 And just when Samantha thought she might have folded too soon... 452 00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,656 Okay, one drink here and then we should see the boardwalk 453 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,325 -before it gets too dark. -Okay. 454 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,077 -Okay. -Hey, hey. Can we buy you a drink? 455 00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:33,495 Yeah, better, would you like to sit down? 456 00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:35,372 -Oh, no, we're fine. -That would be nice. 457 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,250 So, you having a good time? 458 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,669 Yes, actually, today is my birthday. 459 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,173 - Oh. -Oh. Now it's your birthday. 460 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,424 Well, happy birthday. 461 00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:48,510 -Ah, yeah. -So, what are your names? 462 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:51,513 Uh-huh. Can you just... One second? 463 00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:52,932 What is the point of this? 464 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,683 I thought you wanted a drink. 465 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,728 Can I please have a word with you, alone? 466 00:23:58,854 --> 00:23:59,855 Sure. 467 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:01,857 -Okay. -We'll be right back. 468 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:05,027 It's Charlotte. 469 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:12,660 -The one in black's cute, right? -Yeah, I didn't leave Manhattan 470 00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:15,037 to have a double date with two guys we'll never see again. 471 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,581 You don't know that. You didn't even talk to them. 472 00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:18,707 I don't want to talk to them. 473 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:21,877 I would rather have a real conversation with you. 474 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,170 Can't we just have one drink? 475 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,005 -Oh, come on. -It might be fun. 476 00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,340 Come on, let's go. 477 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,383 They're gone. 478 00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:30,386 Oh. Ha. 479 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:31,887 Well, problem solved. 480 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:35,516 Twenty minutes later, 481 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,977 we were out of the dark and into the light. 482 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:41,230 Isn't this amazing? It's like a postcard from the '20s. 483 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:45,025 We couldn't have had one drink? What's the harm in having one drink? 484 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:46,860 I can't believe you're still upset about that. 485 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:49,613 What role did you think those guys were gonna play in our lives? 486 00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:52,825 -Who knows? We might have hit it off. -Oh, come on. 487 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:54,827 Let's look at the odds, realistically. 488 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,413 How many guys do we ever hit it off with? 489 00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,749 Very few, and even if we do, those relationships don't last. 490 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,627 And even if they did, men die first, so we're right back where we started. 491 00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:06,380 I say, we skip all the drama 492 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:09,425 and just enjoy each other's company. 493 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:10,843 Now. 494 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,013 But I don't want to skip all the drama. 495 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:17,307 That's life, that's everything, that's relationships, 496 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:19,226 and anniversaries, and kids. 497 00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:22,229 And I want all that, in addition to my friends. 498 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:24,940 Well, that sounds wonderful, but don't bank on it happening. 499 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,696 You must be getting cold. I'll meet you at the hotel. 500 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,489 I'm gonna get some saltwater taffy. 501 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,328 -Are you sure? -Yeah, I'm dying for it. 502 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,957 Watch the tram car, please. 503 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,959 Watch the tram car, please. 504 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:54,970 By my fifth piece of peppermint taffy, I realized 505 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,890 maybe I wasn't banking on my friends. 506 00:25:58,432 --> 00:25:59,683 I was hiding in them. 507 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,226 Are you ready for a swim? 508 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,896 Got your bathing suit on under there? 509 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:07,066 Oh, yeah. It's a bikini. You'll love it. 510 00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:09,193 I was kind of hoping for a skinny-dip. 511 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,404 You know there's nothing skinny about either of us. 512 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,115 Should we go back? 513 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:17,284 In a minute. It's almost sunset. 514 00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:21,205 You and your pink sky. 515 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:41,016 Then again, maybe there are some things worth gambling on. 516 00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:49,525 Back inside, I had a thought. 517 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:52,319 To hit the jackpot in the future, 518 00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:55,405 you might have to bet on where you are in the present. 519 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:58,117 Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets. 520 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,203 What happens after 36? 521 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,747 I don't know. I guess you fall off the table. 522 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:12,131 All right, no more bets. Here we go. 523 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,176 Twenty-nine! 524 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:18,220 The winner is... 525 00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:21,265 Number 29! 526 00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:26,019 Well... 527 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:37,698 I can't believe you gambled all that money away. 528 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,283 We could be in a limo right now. 529 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,784 You told me to. 530 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:43,162 I thought we were taking the jet. 531 00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:46,415 You couldn't have broken up with him tomorrow? 532 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,749 What, and lose my dignity? 533 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,337 Don't let me have any more of these. 534 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:55,424 Anyone up for playing Old Maid? 535 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:56,675 Aren't we? 536 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:00,512 -I'm in. -I'm in. 537 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,014 Ooh, wait, wait, wait. 538 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:05,767 -Oh, my God! -No! 539 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:07,436 -Excuse me. -Hmm. 540 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,688 -Would you mind taking our picture? -Mmm-hmm. 541 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:10,981 -Thank you. -Yeah, this is a moment 542 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:12,191 we're gonna want to remember. 543 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:18,197 Turns out, it was.