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The worst thing
about not being in a relationship...
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is when your job is to write about
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being in a relationship.
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Remember that guy who wore sandals?
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Randall, the sandal guy?
We went on a couple of dates.
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-Like, six years ago?
-Yeah.
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-Is that anything?
-His name was Randall?
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No, but I'm scraping
the bottom of the barrel here, ladies.
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Last week, I wrote about my search
for the perfect french fry.
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-Oh, I saw that.
-It was cute.
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Oh!
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Mmm-hmm, french fries.
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You didn't read it, did you?
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I...
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I don't always have time
to read your column.
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Ah. Okay, then.
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Wow. Even my friends find me irrelevant.
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Hey, I read it every week.
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You have a little man
hanging from your breast.
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-What else are you gonna do?
-Eat.
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I'm in a dating desert.
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They're gonna have to change the name
of my column to just,
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" ...and the City."
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Or they'll just cancel it.
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You're on the side of a bus,
for God's sake.
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Then why did my editor call?
He never calls.
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I'm not getting laid.
Therefore, I'm getting laid off.
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You're not getting laid off.
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Samantha, I don't know
if you read the rest of the paper,
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but these are troubled times.
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People with real jobs
are getting laid off.
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This is not a good economy
in which to be...
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whipped cream.
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Last night, I actually started
writing about my sock drawer.
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Men as socks.
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Hmm, Socks and the City.
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I think you and I need to go
find some men.
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-There are no men. That's the problem.
-There are men.
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You just have to know where to look
for them. When are you free?
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No, no. I'm not trolling for men
just to have something to write about.
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You people go have sex, report back.
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I can only help if you want
to write about baby-proofing.
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I'll tell you how to baby-proof.
Use a condom.
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What can I get you?
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I'd like the veggie scramble
and wheat toast.
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I'll have an order of fries.
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Maybe I'll make it a two-parter.
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I'd like the Denver omelet
and hash browns. Thank you.
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I'll have the fruit plate,
and I'm back with Richard.
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Richard, whose death
we've been plotting?
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Well, maybe there are no men.
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I finally agreed to listen
to what he had to say and...
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I've never known
anyone like you, Samantha.
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-I was in over my head.
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And I got scared.
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He got scared?
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Well, that doesn't excuse the...
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Okay, that coming from you
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is almost as disturbing
as the news itself.
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I get scared,
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I hide under the covers,
not between somebody's legs.
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Perhaps you had to be there.
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Perhaps you're gonna
have to be there around the clock
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to make sure
he doesn't get scared again.
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You know, being scared
is not an easy thing for a man to admit.
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So what, they get a medal
for correctly identifying a feeling?
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We do that all day long.
I feel pissed off.
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-Ta-da!
-DNR, do not resuscitate.
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I'm not an idiot.
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I understand, as a woman of the world,
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that Richard is a very charismatic
and successful man.
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And an interesting pussy
might cross his path now and then.
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-And he might fall--
-Into it?
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And if he does, it's just sex.
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That might be a flaw in him.
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But you know what? Nobody's perfect.
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Some women can't even get their husbands
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to pick up the dry-cleaning.
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You're comparing not wanting
to pick up the dry-cleaning with...
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-Charlotte, do the thing.
-No.
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Look, I know he loves me,
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I believe he's sorry,
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and I believe he'll try his best.
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Well, then that's your choice
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and we should all respect it.
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Now, how about this for a column:
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"Desperate women
who will believe anything"?
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The next day,
two parents covered outlets
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to prevent their baby
from getting shocked.
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I was thinking...
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Maybe we wanna get Brady baptized.
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For grownups,
there is no such safeguard.
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Neither of us
even goes to church.
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Yeah, I know that,
but it's tradition, you know.
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I was baptized, my father,
my father's father.
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Everybody in my family
gets baptized, you know.
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It would really mean a lot to my ma.
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-Your ma?
-Shh.
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You never even had a mother
when we were going out.
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This is the first I've ever heard
of your mother, and clearly,
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you're just trotting her out
to make a case for religion.
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It's not about religion.
It's not about God.
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It's just something you do in case,
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so the baby don't end up in...
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-limbo.
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-You don't even know what that means.
-I do so.
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-So, what is it?
-It's a place where babies
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fly around without bodies. Just...
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wings under their neck.
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Yeah, that sounds like something
we should worry about.
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Brady isn't even crawling yet
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and you've got us baby-proofing
every inch of this apartment.
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But you won't let someone
sprinkle a little water on his head
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so he doesn't go to hell?
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Miranda didn't believe in hell,
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except the hell she was in right now.
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This is why I was worried
about having you involved.
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Why should I go through
some stupid ceremony
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just to make your ma happy?
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It's nice.
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Everybody sees the baby.
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You have cake.
Some people give you money.
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What's wrong with little Brady
having a little party?
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I don't believe in it.
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If you don't believe...
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it's just water on the kid's head.
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Downtown,
Samantha's faith was faltering.
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My friends don't believe you.
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Am I dating your friends?
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With your track record,
I wouldn't put it past you.
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What exactly seems to be their problem?
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This...
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is their problem.
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We talked about that.
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Yeah, but Miranda thinks it's bullshit.
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What's to stop you from getting scared
every time a hot woman walks by?
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She wanted to know.
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Well, I don't give a shit
what your friends think.
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I love you.
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And I've got something for you.
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Unless... Miranda wouldn't approve.
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Now, it was Samantha's turn
to be scared.
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Don't worry, it's not for that finger.
It's for... this one.
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So, when you flip me off,
I'll have something shiny to look at.
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There it was.
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A Canary Diamond I'll-try-not-to-cheat-
and-eat-when-I'm-scared ring.
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Samantha wasn't sure
if she was in heaven...
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or limbo.
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Meanwhile, I was clearly in hell.
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That afternoon,
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Charlotte and I went trolling for men.
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Hey. He's kind of cute.
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We were playing
One-One Hundred,
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which is like a road-trip game
for urban singles.
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You watch the men coming your direction,
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and you see how many
out of a hundred you'd sleep with.
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Okay, yes.
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Eight out of... forty-six.
Where are you?
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Zero, thirty-two.
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Zero? What about the guy with the dog?
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I don't like dachshunds for men.
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Can't handle a real dog,
can't handle a real woman.
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-But he was gorgeous.
-That's another thing.
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Men who are too good-looking,
they're never good in bed
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because they never had to be.
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-Zero, thirty-five.
-None of them?
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They were gay.
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It's imaginary.
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There must be someone in Gramercy Park
that you'd have imaginary sex with.
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You're being too picky.
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Well, you're an imaginary whore.
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I am not.
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You have slept with eight men,
and we have only had appetizers.
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You should come with me next week
to Dr. Cheryl Grayson's seminar.
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I've been before
and it's really inspiring.
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And there's time
for questions and answers.
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Plus, she has a new haircut,
and I hear it's very cute.
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Why would I go to that?
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Because...
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-You're becoming cynical.
-That's why I wouldn't go.
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It's kind of a Catch-22, isn't it?
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You might get a column out of it.
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-Ah! Sign me up.
-Yay!
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I think you'll really enjoy it.
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Her philosophy of written affirmations
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has helped me let go
of negative thoughts.
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Oh! No. Oh, not this guy.
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No, he's balding. He's...
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Got a big head.
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So, you still have
some negative thoughts.
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Oh, my God, he's coming over here.
Don't--
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Don't look up.
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Aren't you Carrie Bradshaw
from the New York Star?
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Gabe, hey.
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You two know each other?
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Yeah. This is my editor.
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-This is Gabe Manning.
-Oh, hi, I'm Charlotte.
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Hi. I'm glad I ran into you,
since apparently
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you don't return your calls anymore.
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Yeah. I know. I know.
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But I am just now
researching my next column,
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and I think it's going to be
super fun and sexy.
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See, we sit here and we pick
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how many men out of a hundred
we would want to sleep with--
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Carrie, no one's asking you
to fuck every guy in town.
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We're only a weekly paper.
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No. We don't actually sleep--
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Listen, the reason I've been trying
to get in touch with you is...
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-I know--
-...an editor from
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Clearwater Press called.
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They're interested in turning
your columns into a book.
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-Oh!
-Oh?
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Oh!
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I'm having a Cosmopolitan with the woman
who wrote about Cosmopolitans.
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Now, if only I could find a man...
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Trouble finding a man. Have you
ever considered writing about that?
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Oh! That's a great idea.
Hey, let me get a pen.
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The next night,
I met with publishing powerhouses
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Lily Martin and Courtney Masterson.
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Seriously, Carrie,
this is such a thrill.
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All of us at Clearwater Press
read your column religiously.
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Oh, God,
I don't even do that.
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I even have the one on
"Ten Men to Avoid"
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on my refrigerator.
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But not in that icky,
Cathy comic kind of a way.
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-Oh, God, no. I hate that shit.
-Me, too.
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Anyway, I predict
this book will be huge.
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-Huge.
-And that's...
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Why?
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Because there are so many single women
desperate for something like this.
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And you're looking at two of them.
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-One, two.
- And the good news is you already
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have an incredible inventory
of columns to choose from.
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And some we don't have to include,
like that last one on french fries.
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That didn't make the fridge, did it?
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Basically, we want to fast-track it
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and get it on the shelves by
Christmas/the Jewish Hanukkah.
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And you can pick
and choose the columns, about 25 or 30,
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then you just have to write
an introduction and a dedication
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to clarify the tone of the book.
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So, you mean...
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-What do you mean?
-You know, what's the message?
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Just...
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Here are my favorite columns?
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Um, yes, but also, is it hopeful?
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Is Carrie Bradshaw
an optimist or a pessimist?
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Yeah, what's your point of view?
248
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You know, after all the breakups
and the disappointments
249
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and the train wrecks.
250
00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,228
You still believe he's out there, right?
251
00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,940
Or should we just shoot ourselves now?
252
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,901
No. Um...
253
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Yes.
254
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Hopeful.
255
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,783
To be honest,
I wasn't sure what I believed.
256
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:44,954
But my cynical side suspected
optimism would sell more books.
257
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:50,460
My best friend
is going to be a published author.
258
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It's so fabulous.
It even makes me more fabulous.
259
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:57,258
I don't know. I think I enjoy
being slightly under the radar.
260
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I take comfort
in the fact that many people,
261
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,305
present company included,
don't ever see my column.
262
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,432
Well, I'm waiting
till it's coming out in hardback.
263
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:05,767
I hope it's big and glossy.
264
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:06,851
Like my mistakes.
265
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Is this really something you encourage?
266
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Do it.
267
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,983
Newspaper is out. It's all about books.
268
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,444
Everyone who's anyone has a book.
269
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,863
Okay, I'm not sure what you just said
270
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,991
because I was temporarily blinded
by a piece of jewelry.
271
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,159
Let me see that.
272
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,412
It's from Richard.
273
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,165
I think it's his way of saying,
"I'm sorry."
274
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,001
Wow! What do you get
if it happens again?
275
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,127
The Hope Diamond?
276
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:37,173
That's what this is. I-hope-that-fucker-
doesn't-break-my-heart-again diamond.
277
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:40,426
Evidently, we were both
turning our pain into gold.
278
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,097
That night,
I started to think about belief.
279
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:48,810
Maybe it's not even advisable
to be an optimist after the age of 30.
280
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:53,564
Maybe pessimism is something
we have to start applying daily,
281
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:54,983
like moisturizer.
282
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:56,859
Otherwise,
283
00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:00,321
how do you bounce back when reality
batters your belief system,
284
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,657
and love does not, as promised,
285
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:03,992
conquer all?
286
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,245
Is hope a drug we need to go off of,
287
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,455
or is it keeping us alive?
288
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,958
What's the harm in believing?
289
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:15,086
Repeat your affirmations daily
290
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,630
if you want to let love into your life.
291
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,507
Open yourself.
292
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,010
Breathe in the possibility of love.
293
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,679
What is not love is fear.
294
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:30,059
It's time to let go of your fears
and embrace your dreams.
295
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,104
Miranda still wasn't
a believer.
296
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,564
But her faith was renewed
297
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,858
when she found a church
that seemed to suit her.
298
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,152
And a suit that seemed to fit her.
299
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:42,697
-I'm waiting in the rain.
-I know, I know. You said 10:45.
300
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,615
-Yeah, and--
-It's my fault.
301
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,075
I'm sorry.
302
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,120
He's not with her.
303
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:50,413
Yeah, I know. I told you
304
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:53,541
that she'd probably leave him
with the baby nurse. This is my ma.
305
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:54,584
Ma, Miranda.
306
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,212
Hi, Mrs. Brady. So nice to meet you.
307
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,048
No, Mary, please.
308
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,633
-Oh, you're so fancy.
309
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,552
I wanted to wear my nice dress,
310
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:07,138
but the dry cleaners
doesn't open until 10:00.
311
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,390
I was hoping
that you'd bring little Brady,
312
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,684
since I haven't seen him yet.
313
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:15,104
I mean, well, you know,
Stevie gave me a picture.
314
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,357
I've been carrying it around
in my wallet.
315
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,359
It's a little creased.
316
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,361
I should have put it in a frame.
317
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,865
I xeroxed it at the phone company
and everyone in my division
318
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,241
said he looks like me.
319
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:32,580
So, I'll see him
at the ceremony.
320
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,375
I'm just grateful to be included.
321
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,752
Especially since I know
you aren't Catholic
322
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,879
and you didn't wanna have a christening.
323
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,173
But the idea...
324
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,426
-of this little baby burning in hell--
-Ma!
325
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,428
-Ma.
-All right. All right.
326
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,347
I'm just saying...
327
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:53,059
My oldest son, Jackie,
had a baby who died.
328
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,894
Two weeks old.
329
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,604
We're still reeling.
330
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,440
His wife is Black.
She's not very friendly.
331
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:02,985
Thinks I have a problem with her.
But I don't.
332
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,029
-I don't.
333
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:06,322
Listen.
334
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:07,615
Maybe the priest...
335
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,159
doesn't need to know
you aren't getting married.
336
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,702
We're not lying to the priest, Ma.
337
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,497
Oh. Now you're religious.
338
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:15,957
- Hello.
-Oh!
339
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,334
-Are you the Hobbes party?
-Yes, we spoke on the phone.
340
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,461
-I'm Father Andrew. Come on inside.
-Sorry we're late.
341
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,671
Oh, hello, Father.
342
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:25,341
I'm Mary Brady.
I go to Saint Agnes in Queens.
343
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,094
They're not getting married.
344
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,766
-Is she drunk?
-No, just a couple of beers.
345
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:38,104
I don't want the baby
referred to as Catholic.
346
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,315
Uh, no original sin.
347
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,735
No renouncing of Satan.
348
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:48,156
It's not that she's a fan of Satan,
it's just that she doesn't wanna...
349
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,160
-talk about him.
-In fact, no mention of Satan.
350
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,078
The Devil...
351
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,873
Miranda was surprised
the priest was so flexible.
352
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,167
But the truth is,
in these troubled times,
353
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:03,087
the Catholic Church is like
a desperate 36-year-old single woman,
354
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,548
willing to settle for anything
it can get.
355
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,799
...own forever.
356
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,594
This is not what I had in mind
357
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,637
when you asked if I wanted to go
dress shopping.
358
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,890
Believe me, I'm less thrilled than you.
359
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,976
He has to get baptized and wear a dress.
360
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,519
Baby's first drag show.
361
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:23,274
-It's a very odd tradition.
-Oh, don't even get me started.
362
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,777
It's all about cleansing
this little baby of his sins,
363
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,071
when clearly babies come into the world
with a clean slate,
364
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,740
and we're the ones that fuck 'em up.
365
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,658
So, you're a pessimist, right?
366
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:34,702
Have we met?
367
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,038
It's for my book. I have to figure out
368
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,916
if I'm an optimist or a pessimist.
369
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,751
And I don't know anymore.
370
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,544
I don't know what I believe.
371
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,755
Yeah, neither do I,
and I'm having a baptism.
372
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,256
So, how do you rationalize that?
373
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,592
-One less bath I have to give him.
374
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,261
Mostly, I'm doing it for Steve.
He's been pretty good to me.
375
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,013
I've known him for three years
376
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,307
and I didn't have to meet his mother
till yesterday.
377
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,434
-What's she like?
-Imagine Steve...
378
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,685
-Mmm-hmm.
-...in a wig,
379
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,812
-drunk.
- Yikes.
380
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,231
-Yeah.
381
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:04,941
So, listen.
382
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,944
How would you feel about
being Brady's godmother?
383
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,362
Really?
384
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,696
What would I need to do?
385
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:11,739
Officially,
386
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,033
you provide the baby
with spiritual guidance.
387
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,370
Unofficially, you stand up there with me
so I have somebody to roll my eyes at.
388
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,456
-What do you say?
-I don't know. Spiritual guidance?
389
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,292
And there's cake...
from some bakery in Queens.
390
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,420
The really sugary kind
with the thick, white icing?
391
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,714
Yeah, maybe even
a buttercream cross on top.
392
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,758
Oh, now you're talking.
393
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,760
Spirituality.
394
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,345
-And cake.
395
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,224
That night,
Charlotte dragged me
396
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,934
to the Fountain of Belief.
397
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,644
It was mostly women.
398
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,980
Apparently,
women are the main market for hope.
399
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,148
Welcome. Would you
like to take an affirmation?
400
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,235
Saying no would probably
get us off on the wrong foot,
401
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,153
-it being an affirmation and all.
-Mmm-hmm.
402
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,948
- Thanks.
- Enjoy.
403
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,951
"I believe in the good in people."
404
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,995
That's nice. What does yours say?
405
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,246
Um...
406
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,206
"I believe this is hooey."
407
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:03,874
Are you going to make fun of everything?
408
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,543
No, I'm not that quick.
409
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,129
What did you do today?
410
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:09,839
Oh, the usual.
411
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,883
Helped pick a christening gown
for my friend's illegitimate baby.
412
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,051
Aw.
413
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,638
I'm so happy
she decided to do a baptism.
414
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:18,931
She asked me to be the godmother.
415
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,517
-What?
-It's not a big deal.
416
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,687
It is a big deal.
It's a huge responsibility.
417
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,564
I know people
whose friendships have ended
418
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,774
because someone
was a disappointing godparent.
419
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,152
Why are you so...
420
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:34,989
Oh...
421
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,702
-Did you want to be the godmother?
-No.
422
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,079
I just think it wouldn't kill you
to acknowledge
423
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:43,331
that some things are sacred.
424
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,042
-I do acknowledge that--
-We're not talking.
425
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,960
-We're not?
-No.
426
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:53,674
Okay.
427
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,473
Are we talking yet?
428
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,728
Okay, let me know when we're talking.
429
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:15,529
I believe this is going to be
a very long evening.
430
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,577
I believe we are
the only normal people here.
431
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,917
I believe in the good in Charlotte,
432
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,879
who dragged me here against my will
when I wanted to stay home
433
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,881
and just be negative.
434
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,100
What does the gown look like?
435
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,396
Table for two.
436
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,733
I know you're trying
to make me feel bad,
437
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,360
but I gotta tell you, that turns me on.
438
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:55,736
Right this way.
439
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:13,879
Thank you.
440
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,763
-Are we okay?
-Oh, we're fine.
441
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,557
Oh, I almost forgot.
442
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,601
You're going to Miranda's baptism
with me Sunday.
443
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,437
It'll be all day. It'll be boring.
444
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,522
-It'll be mandatory.
-What time?
445
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,315
Two.
446
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,901
Are you going to do the thing again?
447
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,653
No.
448
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,405
Are you?
449
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,574
Samantha.
450
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,409
I love you.
451
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,084
Although he appeared
to have reformed,
452
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,962
Samantha wasn't ready
to forgive his sin.
453
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,006
Love will come to you...
454
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,176
only when you truly believe
you deserve it.
455
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,637
Meanwhile, an hour
and 20 affirmations later...
456
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,264
Love will raise you up,
457
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,475
fear will pull you under.
458
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,226
Only love is real.
459
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:11,812
Yes. Go on, stand right up.
460
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:13,689
Yes, uh...
461
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,649
I just wanted to thank you, Cheryl.
462
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,319
Because the affirmations
have really worked for me.
463
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,238
I prayed for love, I believed in love,
464
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:23,032
and last week, I fell in love.
465
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:26,035
And he's perfect and kind and giving...
466
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,746
And I now know that I deserve that.
467
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,039
So, thank you.
468
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,874
Thank yourself. You did it.
469
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,292
Isn't that inspiring?
470
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,170
-Yeah. Yes.
471
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:44,678
Anyone else?
472
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,098
Yes. Did you want to say something?
473
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,309
-Oh, no, I--
-Um, yes.
474
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,978
Hi, I was wondering, um...
475
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,441
Hi.
476
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,904
I'm just wondering how long
that woman was doing her affirmations
477
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,406
because I've been doing mine
every day and...
478
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,909
I... I want to believe but...
479
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:08,828
Nothing is happening and...
480
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,289
I just don't think it's working.
481
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:15,292
I just don't think
it will work for me.
482
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:17,670
I hear fear.
483
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:19,797
I hear doubt.
484
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,926
You have to believe love
to receive love.
485
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,054
Keep repeating your affirmations,
and eventually,
486
00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:28,514
your heart will catch up with your head.
487
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,182
Um, mmm-hmm. Uh...
488
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,351
That's the thing, though.
489
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,603
I did find love.
490
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:38,065
I believed that there was someone
out there for me,
491
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,317
and I met him, finally.
492
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,570
And we had a beautiful wedding.
493
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,239
And then everything just fell apart.
494
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:47,366
And I'm worried.
495
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,911
I'm afraid that he took away
my ability to believe.
496
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,665
And I hate him for that
because I always believed before.
497
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,584
And now I just feel...
498
00:22:58,002 --> 00:22:59,128
lost.
499
00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,882
And I am, I'm trying
to put myself out there but...
500
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,384
I feel hopeless.
501
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:10,973
Perhaps you're not
really putting yourself out there.
502
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:13,517
Oh.
503
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,397
No, she's out there.
504
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,941
I mean, emotionally and physically.
505
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:25,404
Maybe you're not looking for love
in a real way.
506
00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:29,158
Maybe you're not really trying.
Maybe you're not really out there.
507
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:30,784
Believe me...
508
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,953
she's out there.
509
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:46,634
Sunday afternoon,
we all gathered for a baptism
510
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,761
in the little church that would.
511
00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:56,518
Hey, you... with the flower thing.
512
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,772
Steve tells me
that you're the godmother.
513
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:00,856
Oh. Uh-huh.
514
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,441
I'm the godfather.
515
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,819
Steve's second cousin, Patrick.
516
00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:08,864
It'd make a good story, huh?
517
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,741
Little Brady brought us together.
518
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:12,117
-Oh.
- Yay.
519
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:15,162
Someone who isn't related to Steve.
No offense, Patrick.
520
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,330
None taken.
521
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,748
-Hey.
- Hey. Hi.
522
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:19,291
I'll check you later,
523
00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,336
-gator.
-Okay.
524
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,633
It's a nice dress.
525
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,885
Well, I didn't want Brady to show me up.
526
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,930
Uh, by the way,
I think your baby's godfather
527
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:35,724
baptized himself with some bad cologne.
528
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:39,228
Yeah, well, Brady's grandmother
invited the folks from Molly Maguires.
529
00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:43,232
Well, I know you've got your hands full
with the drunk and the skunk,
530
00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:46,026
but I have to tell you something.
531
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,278
I'm too fat
to be wearing this, aren't I?
532
00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:51,115
No. Oh, no. No. You look beautiful.
533
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:52,282
No, it's me.
534
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,578
Are you sure
that I am godmother material?
535
00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:57,663
Shouldn't you maybe...
536
00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:01,375
pick someone a bit more maternal?
537
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,627
No, I like that you're not.
538
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:06,672
Here's the thing.
539
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:11,260
This is such an awesome responsibility.
540
00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:13,679
I don't know my own view of the future.
541
00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:17,099
I think I'm possibly
one bad date away from bitter.
542
00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:18,892
Don't you think that I...
543
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:20,811
I'm getting a little cynical?
544
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:22,312
Not compared to me.
545
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,816
Carrie, you're my best friend.
546
00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:30,821
Okay, but just so you know,
Charlotte's dying for the job,
547
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:32,823
and I think she'd probably
be better at it.
548
00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:35,284
I don't know
if I believe in any of this.
549
00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:37,286
But I believe in you.
550
00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:40,539
I want you to be my baby's godmother.
551
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:45,502
Well, I did spring for the hat.
552
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:51,842
Who presents this child
to receive the sacrament of baptism?
553
00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:53,302
-We do.
-We do.
554
00:25:57,181 --> 00:25:58,057
Okay.
555
00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:18,702
"Give him an inquiring
and discerning heart.
556
00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:20,871
The courage to will and to persevere.
557
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:22,748
A spirit to love.
558
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,666
And the gift of joy and wonder.
559
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:26,919
In the Lord's name, we pray."
560
00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:29,213
Lord, hear our prayer.
561
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,132
"In baptism,
we use your gift of water,
562
00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:33,842
which you have made a rich symbol
563
00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,886
of the grace you give us
in this sacrament.
564
00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:39,890
Through it, you led the children
of Israel out of their bondage.
565
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:41,934
Through it, we are reborn."
566
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,815
There isn't enough holy water
in the world to cleanse you.
567
00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:55,405
Brady...
568
00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:57,866
I baptize you
in the name of the Father...
569
00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:01,745
And of the Son...
570
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,041
and of the Holy Spirit.
571
00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:09,670
Amen.
572
00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,882
I couldn't help but hope
the water would wash away
573
00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:16,135
some of my original cynicism.
574
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:24,101
Isn't this the most beautiful
goddamn Catholic you've ever seen?
575
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:26,520
Oh, sorry, Father.
576
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:29,022
-But he's a cute fucking kid.
577
00:27:29,106 --> 00:27:32,526
-Honey, congratulations.
-Oh, I didn't do anything.
578
00:27:32,943 --> 00:27:35,028
Well, you got me to a church.
579
00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:38,448
-Beautiful baby.
-Oh, thank you.
580
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:40,367
And just for the record,
581
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:42,452
I did get scared.
582
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:44,288
Okay.
583
00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:46,373
Whatever. Thanks for coming.
584
00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,048
He's such a player.
585
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:56,800
I don't know.
586
00:27:57,593 --> 00:27:59,303
Maybe things will work out between them.
587
00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:05,726
That night,
I dedicated my baby,
588
00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:07,102
my book,
589
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:09,813
to hopeful single women everywhere,
590
00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,982
and one in particular,
591
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,484
my good friend Charlotte,
592
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,778
the eternal optimist,
593
00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:19,448
who always believes in love.