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A little past 10:00,
I was dressed to the nines
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at Brasserie 81⁄2.
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Located on the corner
of "right now"
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and "everyone was there,"
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it was the place
to see and be seen.
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Oh, look at that one.
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Oh, wow.
- Mary, hail a cab!
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Do you think he's a model?
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A model what?
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A model citizen?
A model home?
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A model airplane?
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I think he's
the "dirty-haired Gucci guy"
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with clean hair.
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Wow, he's so versatile.
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Why don't you go over
and say hello?
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Oh, he's gorgeous.
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The only way I could get a guy
like that interested in me
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- would be to pay him.
- Stanford, my love,
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there's no need for you
to enter "Hookerville."
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Carrie, I know what I look like.
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Then you can't see what I see.
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Carrie!
- Hey!
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Lynne Camron was a much
sought after fashion show producer,
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as valuable to a show's success
as Valium or Velcro.
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I just told Damian,
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you have just so
fucking saved my life.
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- I did?
- Oh, sorry.
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This is my boyfriend Damian.
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I use the term
"boyfriend" loosely,
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as Damian is clearly
a homosexual.
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Well, in that case,
this is my boyfriend, Stanford.
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You so have to be in this
fashion show I'm doing.
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A mix of models
and New York people with style.
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And no one is more New York
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or has more style than you.
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Lynne, I'm a writer.
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You're fucking doing my show
if I have to hunt you down,
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skin you alive,
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and have one of the other models
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fucking wear you.
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I'll call you next week.
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Could this place be any louder?
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Ugh!
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Bye.
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I am so coming.
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To what?
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I'm not a model.
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Then you can't see what I see.
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Hmm...
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Um, I'll start with a salad
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with extra blue cheese dressing.
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- Thank you.
- Thanks.
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Are the vegetables
on the "veggie plate" organic?
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They have "beef pot pie" on
the menu. What do you think?
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I'll just have a cup
of hot water with lemon.
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- Thank you.
- Thanks.
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Isn't it hard to eat
just organic all the time?
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Oh, it is so hard.
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Last night I could not
stop thinking about a Big Mac.
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I finally had to get dressed,
go out, and pick up a guy.
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Talk about a "happy meal."
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Well, lady, you have
never looked better.
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Your body is amazing.
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Well, I hope so.
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I'm having nude photographs
taken on Wednesday.
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What are you gonna do?
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Have postcards made up
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to hand out
to prospective dates?
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This is not about
a man's approval.
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This photo is just for me.
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So when I'm old,
and my tits are in my shoes,
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I can look at it and say,
"Damn, I was hot."
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Isn't that
a little narcissistic?
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No one thinks it's narcissistic
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when you get your
seventh grade picture taken.
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You weren't naked in that.
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That we know of.
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Look, I like my body.
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I'm getting these pictures
taken. What's the big problem?
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No problem. You're my hero.
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I think it's fantastic that
you can just put it out there.
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I can't even say yes to being
in some charity fashion show.
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- "New York Style"?
- Yeah.
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You were asked to be
part of that? That's huge.
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All the top designers
are doing it.
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Wait, they want you
to be a model?
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No, no, no, it's a mix
of real people and models.
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I know the producer.
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Carrie, you have to do it,
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you live for fashion.
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I do not live for fashion.
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How many fashion shows
did you drag me to
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during fashion week?
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Eight. What's your point?
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Why are you turning down
the chance
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to actually be in one?
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I do not belong
on a runway.
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Runways are for models,
not writers.
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What's the difference between
strutting down a runway
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and the way you strut down
Fifth Avenue?
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Strut?
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Do I strut? Am I a strutter?
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I think it'd be fun.
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I was a teen model
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when the Ralph Lauren store
opened in New Haven.
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Okay, it's amazing I was able
to keep my lunch down just now.
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I just...
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I cannot imagine
walking down a runway
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while people sit there
and judge me.
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No one would judge you.
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Oh, we judge models
all the time.
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But you're not a model.
You're one of the real people.
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Exactly. And I don't want people to
think that I can't see the difference
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between a model and me.
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Oh, who gives a fuck
what people think?
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This is a fabulous opportunity.
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Honey...
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you'll probably get
to keep the clothes.
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I thought of that!
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I'd do it in a New York minute.
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So would I.
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What do you think, mutey?
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While Miranda would never
dream of walking on a runway,
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she had no problem
running on one.
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♪ She looks like a flower
But she stings like a bee ♪
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♪ Like every girl in history ♪
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♪ She bangs, she bangs ♪
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♪ I'm wasted by the way ♪
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♪ She moves, she moves ♪
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♪ No one ever
Looked so fi... ♪
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I happen to know you were
on that treadmill
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for longer than 30 minutes.
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That's illegal here
at Crunch Fitness.
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I'm, uh, I'm starting to train
for the marathon.
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First time.
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Wow! Good for you.
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I was the captain
of my high school track team,
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but the marathon? Uh-uh.
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I'm Dave.
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Miranda.
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Well, have a good workout.
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That's it?
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Is there more?
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I hope so.
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I've been watching you
for months.
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And I think that you are
very sexy.
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So what's the problem?
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He said,
"I think you're very sexy."
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And?
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I was wearing no makeup,
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and my Hanes $3.00
old man's undershirt.
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Nice.
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I just can't believe that a guy
would think
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that I was sexy.
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Okay, I'm hanging up now.
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No, I'm serious.
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Smart, yes. Sometimes cute.
But never sexy.
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Sexy is the thing
I try to get them to see me as
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after I win them over
with my personality.
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You win men over
with your personality?
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They want you to be a model?
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Okay, I'm hanging up now.
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Later that night,
I got to thinking about Narcissus.
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A man so consumed with his own image,
he drowned in it.
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Did he have no best friends
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to mirror back a healthier
view of himself?
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And why is it that we can see
our friends perfectly,
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but when it comes to ourselves,
no matter how hard we look,
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do we ever
see ourselves clearly?
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Samantha, on the other hand,
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saw herself a little
too clearly.
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Okay, Samantha...
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Tiger, here, has a variety
of music choices
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to ease you into the shoot
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and help you to feel
more comfortable.
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Tiger?
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Yeah, I've got some Steely Dan...
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I'm comfortable.
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Okay.
Camera, Tiger...
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Tiger?
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Yeah, yes, sir.
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Do you like your gynecologist?
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Yeah, she's amazing. Why?
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I think I might
want to see someone else.
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What's happening?
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Well, Trey and I
are still just talking.
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We're not ready
to move back in yet...
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No, what's happening
with your vagina?
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Shh.
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Sweetie, I'm not bugged.
It's just us listening.
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Maybe a yeast infection.
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But my gynecologist says no.
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But something's definitely off.
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What are the symptoms?
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I don't want to talk about this.
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Can you just call my machine
and leave her number?
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Hey, do you know anyone
that Stanford could go out with?
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- Hmm.
- If we don't find him someone
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he's gonna start dating hookers.
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Hookers, ew!
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Mm. Exactly.
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- Charlotte?
- Hmm?
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Would you say that
I'm strutting right now?
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Charlotte decided
for Stanford Blatch
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it would have to be
someone cute,
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someone with style,
someone like...
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Anthony Marantino,
her wedding gown stylist.
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- What?
- Anthony, hi!
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It's Charlotte York MacDougal.
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Sorry, thought it was my mother.
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Fifteen phone calls
to make sure I get her
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the cheapest possible sheets
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from Bed Bath
and friggin' Beyond.
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I was wondering if you were
dating anyone right now.
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I'm dating everyone
right now, why?
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I have this friend, Stanford...
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What's he look like?
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He is adorable.
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Who would play him?
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In a movie, who would play him?
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I don't know...
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Ed Harris.
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Yeah. A younger Ed Harris.
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That's hot.
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And speaking of hot,
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Miranda ended her first date
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with Captain Crunch.
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That was fun.
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I hope I didn't talk too much.
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I think the only words you
actually said all night were,
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"Well, that was fun."
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God, you are so sexy.
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What?
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You don't think so?
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Maybe he was right. After all,
who was Miranda to argue with the captain?
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Hello?
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Miss Motherfucker,
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why have you not returned
my last 200 phone calls?
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Lynne.
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I really don't think
that I should do this show.
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I mean, come on.
I am not a model.
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And as much as I would
like to think that I could...
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Carrie, you're in or you're out.
I don't have time for this.
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I'm sure Dolce & Gabbana
can find someone else to dress.
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Dolce & Gabbana?
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Each designer picks the person
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they want to dress.
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Dolce & Gabbana picked me?
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Yes, fuckette.
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And those are some
picky Italians.
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Um...
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Do you think that I would
be able to keep the outfit?
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What's up, love?
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Oh, I'm coming. Sorry.
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Oh, me likey.
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Perfect in the bust
and the waist, turn.
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Turn, love.
Turn, love.
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Do we likey?
Oh, no likey the length.
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We'd have to take it up
about four feet.
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Yeah, I know, I'm short.
I'm too short.
261
00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:05,625
- No.
- But I'm very, very comfortable in heels.
262
00:11:05,709 --> 00:11:06,875
Honestly, the higher the better.
263
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:08,542
So y'know,
feel free to put me up
264
00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:09,625
in the big gal shoes.
265
00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:11,792
Walk, love, walk.
266
00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:18,250
If we gave it to Heidi,
267
00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:19,875
we wouldn't have
to take it up at all.
268
00:11:19,959 --> 00:11:20,792
Heidi Klum?
269
00:11:22,625 --> 00:11:27,083
Yes. Turn, love, turn.
Yes, and trot back.
270
00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:28,500
Trot?
271
00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:31,291
Trot.
Good, good, good.
272
00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:34,041
Oh, look what
the pussy's dragged in.
273
00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:35,792
Hello, Oscar.
274
00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:38,041
We're just calling
me "O" now, love.
275
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:40,333
- Oh. Who's this?
- Carrie Bradshaw.
276
00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:42,417
Our "New York Style" model.
277
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,166
Model? God, no.
278
00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:46,709
No, no, no, no.
No, I'm a writer.
279
00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:49,166
I'm Paul Denai,
I'm a photographer. I'm working...
280
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,125
Oh, sure! I love...
281
00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:51,208
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
282
00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:52,208
No, I'm sorry.
283
00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:55,208
I just...
I know your photographs.
284
00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:58,000
Ah. Well, I'm just doing a
little behind the scenes book
285
00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:58,875
about fashion week.
286
00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:00,834
Do you mind if I shoot
your fitting?
287
00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:06,083
Oh, sorry, that was,
I wasn't ready.
288
00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:06,959
So go ahead.
289
00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:08,291
That's the point.
Don't mind me.
290
00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:09,625
I like the element of surprise.
291
00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:11,625
I could give you
a surprise, love.
292
00:12:11,709 --> 00:12:14,875
Now, what's your opinion, love?
293
00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:19,083
- Oh, me love? Or him love?
- You, love.
294
00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:22,250
Oh, I don't know,
whatever you think.
295
00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:24,291
No, changed my mind.
Got something better.
296
00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:25,375
Oh.
297
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:30,083
Oh. Well, that was bad.
298
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:34,583
I'm sorry, I'm very uncomfortable
having my photograph taken.
299
00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:37,083
How does a girl who doesn't
like having her picture taken
300
00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:39,000
wind up in a fashion show?
301
00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:40,667
I'm in it for the free goods.
302
00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:45,917
Well, maybe if I explained
how a camera works
303
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,166
over a glass of wine sometime.
304
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,417
Well, I've never been a gal
305
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,125
to turn down a free lesson.
306
00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:53,583
Or a free dress!
307
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:55,750
Here it is!
Do we likey?
308
00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:58,542
Oh, we likey!
309
00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:03,250
And speaking
of uncomfortable...
310
00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:06,542
Okay, you can put
your legs down now.
311
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:09,250
It is not a yeast infection.
312
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:10,208
It's not?
313
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:12,250
I have an entire file of women,
314
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,542
all with the same symptoms,
315
00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:14,792
itching, stinging, burning.
316
00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,583
All of them think
they have a yeast infection.
317
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:19,500
It's not.
It could be vulvodynia.
318
00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:22,166
Is it serious?
319
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,208
No, it's mostly
just uncomfortable.
320
00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:26,083
We can get it under control.
321
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:28,834
I'm gonna prescribe
a light antidepressant.
322
00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,792
But I'm not depress...
323
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:33,041
It's not for you.
It's for your vagina.
324
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,417
Your vagina's depressed?
325
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:41,291
The mood elevator sort
of corrects the imbalance.
326
00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:43,709
Wait a minute,
how do you know your vagina's depressed?
327
00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:44,792
There are symptoms.
328
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:46,583
Like what?
It can't meet its deadline?
329
00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:48,959
It always wants
to go to Krispy Kreme?
330
00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:52,208
Oh, "Ha, ha, it's so funny,
my vagina's depressed!"
331
00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:01,667
- Stop, I might have vulvodynia.
- Vulva-what-ya?
332
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:05,875
So, every day,
I have to keep a vagina journal.
333
00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:10,000
No, come on. A "Dear vagina,
why so blue?" kind of journal?
334
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:13,750
"Dear vagina, guess who
I have a crush on?"
335
00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:18,000
No, more like, "Itchy today,
not itchy."
336
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:19,667
Sounds like a bestseller.
337
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:20,667
Ready to order?
338
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,500
Um, I guess we're still waiting.
339
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:26,792
Oh, but you know,
could I have a hot water and lemon? Thanks.
340
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:29,333
Um, I'm fine, but, Charlotte,
maybe you're "hmm-hmm"
341
00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:30,959
would like an order of fries.
342
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,709
I guess not. Thank you.
343
00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:35,917
- Sorry I'm late.
- Hi.
344
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,375
I had to pick up
my nude contact sheets.
345
00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:39,542
Look.
346
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,667
Okay, but only until
the food arrives.
347
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,250
Charlotte, I want
your professional
348
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,250
"art eye" opinion.
349
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,792
That's not very arty.
350
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:55,166
I can see your... everything.
351
00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:58,583
Oh, that's the full frontal.
352
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,125
I just did that to warm up.
353
00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:02,125
You should have
warned me, really.
354
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:04,959
Well, what's the big deal?
It's just a vagina.
355
00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:07,041
It's magnified.
356
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,583
I've never even
seen mine that close.
357
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,041
Oh, come on, you've
never seen yourself
358
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,125
"up close and personal"?
359
00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:13,208
Carrie, have you seen
yours that close?
360
00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:14,208
How'd I get involved?
361
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:15,875
Charlotte, you've
never looked at yourself
362
00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,000
with a hand mirror?
363
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,917
Oh, my God!
364
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,709
Honey, I insist you go home
right now and take a look.
365
00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:23,500
Or better yet, take my compact
366
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:25,792
and make a quick trip
to the ladies room.
367
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,333
I don't want to look.
368
00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,792
I think it's ugly.
369
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:35,500
Well, maybe that's
why it's depressed.
370
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,000
What did I miss?
371
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:40,542
On their second date,
372
00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:42,542
Miranda did most
of the talking.
373
00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:45,667
She was feeling
confident and sexy.
374
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,458
I like my life.
375
00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:51,250
I love my job.
I love my friends.
376
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,458
She couldn't believe
how comfortable
377
00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:55,083
this new Miranda felt.
378
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:59,542
And I love meeting
new people, like you.
379
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:11,250
Miranda had no idea
what had changed.
380
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,375
I want pure class.
381
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:23,166
I'm thinking ash
or a charcoal gray matte
382
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,709
inside the frame.
383
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,291
An inch on either side?
384
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:30,291
Even though Samantha
385
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:31,250
had done the photo
386
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,208
just for her,
387
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,709
she still wanted to be seen
388
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:34,875
a certain way by men.
389
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:36,542
Charcoal would bring out
the gray tones.
390
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:39,542
The matte should stop about
an inch away from my breast.
391
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,625
Right here.
See my breast?
392
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:46,458
And then, stop right around
here near my ass.
393
00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:48,166
See that?
394
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,375
Right near my ass.
395
00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:53,291
How's next Thursday?
396
00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:57,166
Whatever.
397
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,583
And you took this one
of Cindy Crawford.
398
00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,166
See?
"Photo by Paul Denai."
399
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,625
How can you still remember?
It was the '90s.
400
00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:04,667
It was '92.
401
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:06,792
I loved her beauty mark so much.
402
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,875
I used to um,
pencil one on, you know,
403
00:17:08,959 --> 00:17:12,500
and then I'd move it around
whenever I had a blemish.
404
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:15,166
So y'know, it'd be here,
and then, it'd be here.
405
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,583
And then,
sometimes it'd be here and here.
406
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,959
Oh, here's another one.
407
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,000
Oh, man.
408
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,542
I can't believe
you have this book.
409
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:24,542
It's getting embarrassing.
410
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,667
No, are you crazy?
I love this.
411
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,250
You know, when I first moved to
New York and I was totally broke,
412
00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:32,041
sometimes I would buy
Vogue instead of dinner.
413
00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:35,041
I just felt it fed me more.
414
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:37,792
You know, I used to do all that
high fashion shit,
415
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:40,542
but the behind the scenes stuff
416
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,625
I'm doing now is so much better.
417
00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:43,792
It's more real.
418
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,208
Real? Ick.
419
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:50,125
No, the reality of people
and all their little flaws.
420
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:52,542
It's the little flaws that
make 'em so much more beautiful.
421
00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:55,417
Oh, forget reality
and tell me about the models.
422
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,542
Who's a big bitch
and who's a bigger bitch?
423
00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:02,750
Sorry, I never click and tell.
424
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:04,750
Why are you so fascinated
with the models?
425
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:08,375
I just love 'em.
426
00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:10,542
And they're just beautiful.
427
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,166
I wanna show you something.
428
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,166
All right.
429
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,458
You show me...
430
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,083
one model
431
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:20,166
who's more alive,
432
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,500
or more beautiful than her.
433
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,208
So which one
is your new boyfriend?
434
00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:38,834
Oh, it was only one kiss.
435
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,250
It's so predictable.
436
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,250
A model dating a photographer.
437
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:44,959
Stanny, I'm a model!
438
00:18:49,792 --> 00:18:50,917
Excuse me.
439
00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:53,583
I may have a stroke.
440
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,625
So, do I look all right?
441
00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:57,959
I'm a little nervous
about the Charlotte fix-up.
442
00:18:58,041 --> 00:19:01,000
Oh, you look fabulous, you have fabulous
seats, everything's gonna be fabulous.
443
00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,625
Now, I can't think about
you anymore, I'm a model.
444
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:03,959
-You're a supermodel.
445
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:07,125
Oh, and I made them put me
in these super-high high heels,
446
00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:09,125
so I'm gonna be
so freakin' tall.
447
00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:11,875
Supermodel and supersize it, please.
448
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:14,792
Excuse me, hi.
I'm Carrie Bradshaw.
449
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:15,709
Where do I go?
450
00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:17,709
Over with the non-models.
451
00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:20,291
What's her problem?
452
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:22,667
Oh, Gucci, and Dolce, and Dior.
453
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:23,834
Oh, my!
454
00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:26,959
Oh look, this is the Polaroid
of the dress.
455
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,709
Oh, me likey.
456
00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:32,583
That's a fashion thing.
457
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:35,417
Oh, here's one of Frank Rich.
458
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,458
And Fran Lebowitz.
459
00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:39,125
These are the other real people?
460
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,500
Okay, what the fuck's wrong?
461
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:44,792
Frank Rich, Lynne?
Fran Lebowitz?
462
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:47,375
What, Dolce & Gabbana
couldn't get Ed Koch?
463
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,458
Gucci got him.
What's the problem?
464
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,792
I'm such an idiot.
465
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,834
I actually convinced
myself I belonged here.
466
00:19:53,917 --> 00:19:55,000
You do belong here.
467
00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,250
Can I go home?
468
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:59,709
Ah, no, the entire show
is timed per model.
469
00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:01,291
I'm a non-model.
470
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:04,000
- But you're fabulous.
- Champagne?
471
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,250
Lighten up.
472
00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:10,333
- Okay, so you're not Heidi Klum.
- Huh!
473
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,917
But you're the "modeliest"
of the real people.
474
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,917
I mean, he told me I was sexy
475
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000
and then he didn't want
to kiss me.
476
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:22,041
Was it me?
477
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,542
Suddenly I wasn't sexy?
478
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:24,917
What does it mean?
479
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,709
Who knows?
He's a man.
480
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:29,208
You can lay your pussy on a
table right in front of one
481
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:31,166
and still not know
what he's thinking.
482
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:37,792
And just when I thought
it couldn't get any worse...
483
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:41,041
There's been a change.
You're not wearing this.
484
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,166
You're wearing this.
485
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:48,083
Okay, I... I'm gonna need
to speak to someone.
486
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:50,792
I had to lose the dress, love.
487
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,250
I saw that Dior is showing
something similar right before you.
488
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:54,333
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
489
00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:56,500
It's a fashion
house of cards, love.
490
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:58,792
I can't wear jeweled underwear.
491
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:01,375
No, no, no, I just want
you to look at them.
492
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,125
Aren't they fantastic?
493
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,333
How can I make this clear?
494
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,875
Me no likey.
495
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,583
Paul, can you do something?
496
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,125
Okay, but not that.
497
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:15,458
Come on, love. Try them on,
you'll love them, love.
498
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,333
No, please, really,
I'm gonna faint.
499
00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:19,083
I can't wear jeweled panties
500
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:21,458
and strut out
in front of Frank Rich.
501
00:21:21,542 --> 00:21:24,750
I respect Frank Rich.
Frank Rich is a writer.
502
00:21:24,834 --> 00:21:27,583
Oh, you're not just
wearing panties, love,
503
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,000
they come with a fantastic coat.
504
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:31,208
Trot round there and try them on. Trot on,
trot, trot.
505
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:34,750
It's just...
I have a certain look, you know?
506
00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:39,542
And I just really don't think
that jeweled panties is it.
507
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:42,625
Exactly, exactly.
If you look like a whale,
508
00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:43,792
we won't send you out there.
509
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:45,458
We're Dolce & Gabbana,
for Christ sake.
510
00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:46,875
Now, come out or I'm coming in.
511
00:21:47,542 --> 00:21:49,458
God!
512
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,458
Fantastic.
513
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:51,750
Now, the hair's all wrong.
514
00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:53,250
We need big hair, big hair.
515
00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:56,375
Char, this is so exciting!
516
00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:04,250
Stanford Blatch,
517
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:06,834
this is Anthony Marantino.
518
00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:08,291
Hi.
519
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:10,667
Marantino, is that Italian?
520
00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:12,375
Sicilian.
521
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,041
Is that different?
522
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,417
Yeah.
523
00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:24,959
Well, I'd better go
check on Carrie.
524
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,291
Ed Harris?
525
00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:31,792
Ed Harris?
526
00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:34,333
Try Ed "I have no hair-is."
527
00:22:34,417 --> 00:22:36,166
I really thought you two
would hit it off.
528
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,792
Why, because he's gay
and I'm gay?
529
00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:38,792
- Well...
- Char!
530
00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:40,291
Let me clear
something up for you.
531
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:41,834
I'm a nice little package.
532
00:22:41,917 --> 00:22:44,166
I got good arms
and a high, tight ass.
533
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:45,458
I could do a lot better.
534
00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:50,625
Ten minutes and ten
hair extensions later...
535
00:22:50,709 --> 00:22:53,125
I can't believe Charlotte would
set me up with such a queen.
536
00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:54,417
Is that who she thinks I am?
537
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,834
Someone who would date
such a queen?
538
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:58,834
Stanford, I don't have time
to decipher the levels
539
00:22:58,917 --> 00:23:01,041
of "queendom" in
your world right now.
540
00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:03,166
Would you please go
get me another champagne?
541
00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:09,500
Wow, that is big hair.
542
00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:10,375
Thank you.
543
00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:12,709
Orlando, she looks fabulous.
544
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:15,208
Now, love, we need the big
eyes to go with the big hair.
545
00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,375
Kevyn Aucoin, Carrie Bradshaw.
546
00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:18,959
Nice to meet you.
Ready for makeup?
547
00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:20,208
- Okay, sure.
- Come on.
548
00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:26,959
Hi, I know you're a genius,
but here's the thing.
549
00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:28,041
I'm a writer.
550
00:23:28,125 --> 00:23:29,583
I know, I'm a big
fan of your column,
551
00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:31,583
so don't worry,
you're gonna look fabulous.
552
00:23:31,667 --> 00:23:33,458
-Okay.
Okay?
553
00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:35,125
Stanford,
nobody's listening to me.
554
00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:36,625
They just keep
telling me I'm fabulous.
555
00:23:36,709 --> 00:23:37,834
You are fabulous.
556
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,500
Go get Samantha and tell her
to come back here.
557
00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:40,542
She'll tell me the truth.
558
00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:41,542
I can't go back out there.
559
00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:43,083
- That queen's out there.
- Go!
560
00:23:43,166 --> 00:23:44,500
We're running out of time.
561
00:23:44,583 --> 00:23:46,208
Come on, let's speed this along!
562
00:23:47,792 --> 00:23:48,709
Crisis.
563
00:23:48,792 --> 00:23:50,625
Carrie needs
to see you backstage.
564
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:56,750
Where's her highness?
565
00:23:56,834 --> 00:23:59,208
- What?
- Your little friend.
566
00:23:59,291 --> 00:24:00,458
Where is he?
567
00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:03,500
Oh, he had to go.
568
00:24:03,583 --> 00:24:05,250
Why?
He didn't like me?
569
00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:09,875
No, he had a...
a decorating emergency.
570
00:24:09,959 --> 00:24:12,834
I've been rejected by someone
I wasn't interested in.
571
00:24:13,709 --> 00:24:15,166
I hate when that happens.
572
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,834
Lynne, we're okay to go.
573
00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:33,458
Lights, go.
574
00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:35,667
Music cue four, go.
575
00:24:40,875 --> 00:24:42,375
Gucci.
576
00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:19,959
Samantha?
Well, tell me the truth.
577
00:25:20,041 --> 00:25:22,166
I know people don't mean it
when they say that, but I do.
578
00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:25,458
Oh, honey, you're a model.
579
00:25:25,542 --> 00:25:26,875
You'd tell me, right?
580
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,250
Absolutely.
581
00:25:28,834 --> 00:25:30,458
You're a model.
582
00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:32,166
Look how tall I am.
583
00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:33,917
The shoes were my idea.
584
00:25:35,709 --> 00:25:37,125
- I gotta get out there.
- Okay.
585
00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:39,583
- Go, model.
- All right.
586
00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:43,917
Okay.
587
00:25:46,417 --> 00:25:47,709
Wow, you're Heidi Klum.
588
00:25:47,792 --> 00:25:48,792
Mm-hmm.
589
00:25:49,792 --> 00:25:52,125
Wow, those are fantastic.
590
00:25:52,208 --> 00:25:54,208
- Really?
- Oof!
591
00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:56,500
Do I look okay?
592
00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:57,792
You look fabulous.
593
00:25:57,875 --> 00:25:59,625
Thanks.
Okay, let's go.
594
00:25:59,709 --> 00:26:00,834
Okay.
595
00:26:05,542 --> 00:26:06,792
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
596
00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:12,375
Wait 'til you see our gal.
597
00:26:12,458 --> 00:26:14,166
- Really?
- Yeah?
598
00:26:16,959 --> 00:26:18,417
When is she coming out?
599
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,333
- She's next.
- I think she's next!
600
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,250
Dolce & Gabbana.
601
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:25,333
Carrie, go.
602
00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:34,792
Didn't I tell you?
603
00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:41,041
Fuck me hard!
604
00:26:41,959 --> 00:26:43,542
Heidi, go.
605
00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:52,000
Oh, my God!
She's fashion roadkill.
606
00:26:54,417 --> 00:26:56,750
Stop fuckin' taking my picture.
607
00:26:56,834 --> 00:26:58,041
I had a choice.
608
00:26:58,125 --> 00:26:59,625
I could slink off the runway
609
00:26:59,709 --> 00:27:01,959
and let my inner model
die of shame.
610
00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:05,291
Or I could pick myself up,
flaws and all,
611
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,792
and finish.
612
00:27:11,917 --> 00:27:13,208
Woo!
613
00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:14,959
Woo!
614
00:27:15,041 --> 00:27:16,750
And that's
just what I did.
615
00:27:16,834 --> 00:27:19,875
Because when real people
fall down in life,
616
00:27:19,959 --> 00:27:23,041
they get right back up
and keep on walking.
617
00:27:42,542 --> 00:27:44,250
Katia, go.
618
00:27:56,667 --> 00:27:59,333
Turns out,
my little act of bravery
619
00:27:59,417 --> 00:28:00,834
inspired three other people
620
00:28:00,917 --> 00:28:02,834
to acts of bravery as well.
621
00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:06,000
Miranda faced her fear
of knowing the truth.
622
00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:07,792
- Hi.
- Hi.
623
00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:09,583
I'm really confused.
624
00:28:09,667 --> 00:28:12,041
I thought we had a good time,
and then you never called.
625
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:15,125
And I never called
because you never called, and...
626
00:28:15,208 --> 00:28:16,166
I guess that's fine.
627
00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:18,625
But I just have to know...
628
00:28:18,709 --> 00:28:20,083
did I do something?
Or...
629
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:23,208
No. Well, yeah...
I don't know...
630
00:28:23,291 --> 00:28:25,500
We were sitting
on the couch, and...
631
00:28:25,583 --> 00:28:29,208
you just seemed
a little full of yourself.
632
00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:33,792
Okay, glad we straightened
that out.
633
00:28:36,083 --> 00:28:37,583
Cheeseburger and fries.
634
00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:40,125
Samantha faced her
fear of what real food
635
00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:41,750
would do to her perfect figure.
636
00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:46,125
Thanks.
637
00:28:46,792 --> 00:28:47,834
Nice ass.
638
00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:52,917
I didn't tip you enough.
639
00:28:54,458 --> 00:28:57,041
And Charlotte faced
her fear of seeing...
640
00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:58,458
herself.
641
00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:10,125
And just like
Narcissus before her,
642
00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:14,000
Charlotte became so mesmerized
by what she saw that...
643
00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:15,500
Ow!
644
00:29:15,583 --> 00:29:18,583
And as for me,
I tucked my jeweled underwear
645
00:29:18,667 --> 00:29:21,125
and my inner model away
where they belonged.
646
00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:24,250
And went back to my life
as a real person.