1 00:00:59,583 --> 00:01:02,041 A little past 10:00, I was dressed to the nines 2 00:01:02,125 --> 00:01:03,875 at Brasserie 81⁄2. 3 00:01:03,959 --> 00:01:06,000 Located on the corner of "right now" 4 00:01:06,083 --> 00:01:07,333 and "everyone was there," 5 00:01:07,417 --> 00:01:09,583 it was the place to see and be seen. 6 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:11,709 Oh, look at that one. 7 00:01:11,792 --> 00:01:14,583 Oh, wow. - Mary, hail a cab! 8 00:01:16,417 --> 00:01:17,542 Do you think he's a model? 9 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:18,583 A model what? 10 00:01:18,667 --> 00:01:21,041 A model citizen? A model home? 11 00:01:21,125 --> 00:01:22,125 A model airplane? 12 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:24,583 I think he's the "dirty-haired Gucci guy" 13 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:25,750 with clean hair. 14 00:01:25,834 --> 00:01:27,583 Wow, he's so versatile. 15 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:29,041 Why don't you go over and say hello? 16 00:01:29,125 --> 00:01:30,417 Oh, he's gorgeous. 17 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:32,667 The only way I could get a guy like that interested in me 18 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:34,500 - would be to pay him. - Stanford, my love, 19 00:01:34,583 --> 00:01:36,750 there's no need for you to enter "Hookerville." 20 00:01:36,834 --> 00:01:40,041 Carrie, I know what I look like. 21 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:42,208 Then you can't see what I see. 22 00:01:45,667 --> 00:01:47,417 Carrie! - Hey! 23 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:51,041 Lynne Camron was a much sought after fashion show producer, 24 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:54,500 as valuable to a show's success as Valium or Velcro. 25 00:01:54,583 --> 00:01:55,750 I just told Damian, 26 00:01:55,834 --> 00:01:58,083 you have just so fucking saved my life. 27 00:01:58,166 --> 00:01:59,500 - I did? - Oh, sorry. 28 00:01:59,583 --> 00:02:01,542 This is my boyfriend Damian. 29 00:02:01,625 --> 00:02:03,667 I use the term "boyfriend" loosely, 30 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:05,917 as Damian is clearly a homosexual. 31 00:02:06,041 --> 00:02:09,500 Well, in that case, this is my boyfriend, Stanford. 32 00:02:09,583 --> 00:02:12,917 You so have to be in this fashion show I'm doing. 33 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,041 A mix of models and New York people with style. 34 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:18,250 And no one is more New York 35 00:02:18,333 --> 00:02:20,333 or has more style than you. 36 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:22,458 Lynne, I'm a writer. 37 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:26,500 You're fucking doing my show if I have to hunt you down, 38 00:02:26,583 --> 00:02:27,583 skin you alive, 39 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:28,792 and have one of the other models 40 00:02:28,875 --> 00:02:30,458 fucking wear you. 41 00:02:30,542 --> 00:02:32,125 I'll call you next week. 42 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:34,625 Could this place be any louder? 43 00:02:34,709 --> 00:02:35,709 Ugh! 44 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:37,542 Bye. 45 00:02:39,041 --> 00:02:40,542 I am so coming. 46 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:41,542 To what? 47 00:02:41,625 --> 00:02:42,792 I'm not a model. 48 00:02:42,875 --> 00:02:45,625 Then you can't see what I see. 49 00:02:45,709 --> 00:02:47,208 Hmm... 50 00:02:47,291 --> 00:02:48,750 Um, I'll start with a salad 51 00:02:48,834 --> 00:02:50,500 with extra blue cheese dressing. 52 00:02:50,583 --> 00:02:51,959 - Thank you. - Thanks. 53 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:54,500 Are the vegetables on the "veggie plate" organic? 54 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:58,834 They have "beef pot pie" on the menu. What do you think? 55 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:00,875 I'll just have a cup of hot water with lemon. 56 00:03:00,959 --> 00:03:02,083 - Thank you. - Thanks. 57 00:03:02,166 --> 00:03:04,750 Isn't it hard to eat just organic all the time? 58 00:03:04,834 --> 00:03:07,000 Oh, it is so hard. 59 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:10,333 Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. 60 00:03:10,417 --> 00:03:13,500 I finally had to get dressed, go out, and pick up a guy. 61 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:14,875 Talk about a "happy meal." 62 00:03:14,959 --> 00:03:16,375 Well, lady, you have never looked better. 63 00:03:16,458 --> 00:03:18,417 Your body is amazing. 64 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:19,834 Well, I hope so. 65 00:03:19,917 --> 00:03:23,083 I'm having nude photographs taken on Wednesday. 66 00:03:23,917 --> 00:03:24,834 What are you gonna do? 67 00:03:24,917 --> 00:03:25,917 Have postcards made up 68 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,667 to hand out to prospective dates? 69 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,750 This is not about a man's approval. 70 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:32,375 This photo is just for me. 71 00:03:32,458 --> 00:03:34,375 So when I'm old, and my tits are in my shoes, 72 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:37,417 I can look at it and say, "Damn, I was hot." 73 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,041 Isn't that a little narcissistic? 74 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:40,291 No one thinks it's narcissistic 75 00:03:40,375 --> 00:03:42,792 when you get your seventh grade picture taken. 76 00:03:42,875 --> 00:03:44,375 You weren't naked in that. 77 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:45,500 That we know of. 78 00:03:45,583 --> 00:03:47,208 Look, I like my body. 79 00:03:47,291 --> 00:03:49,834 I'm getting these pictures taken. What's the big problem? 80 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:51,333 No problem. You're my hero. 81 00:03:51,417 --> 00:03:54,375 I think it's fantastic that you can just put it out there. 82 00:03:54,458 --> 00:03:58,208 I can't even say yes to being in some charity fashion show. 83 00:03:58,291 --> 00:03:59,834 - "New York Style"? - Yeah. 84 00:03:59,917 --> 00:04:02,041 You were asked to be part of that? That's huge. 85 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:04,083 All the top designers are doing it. 86 00:04:04,166 --> 00:04:05,333 Wait, they want you to be a model? 87 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:09,000 No, no, no, it's a mix of real people and models. 88 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:09,917 I know the producer. 89 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,583 Carrie, you have to do it, 90 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:13,041 you live for fashion. 91 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:15,250 I do not live for fashion. 92 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:17,667 How many fashion shows did you drag me to 93 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:18,750 during fashion week? 94 00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:20,000 Eight. What's your point? 95 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:21,709 Why are you turning down the chance 96 00:04:21,792 --> 00:04:23,166 to actually be in one? 97 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:25,250 I do not belong on a runway. 98 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:28,083 Runways are for models, not writers. 99 00:04:28,166 --> 00:04:30,417 What's the difference between strutting down a runway 100 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,750 and the way you strut down Fifth Avenue? 101 00:04:32,834 --> 00:04:35,000 Strut? 102 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:36,583 Do I strut? Am I a strutter? 103 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,458 I think it'd be fun. 104 00:04:38,542 --> 00:04:39,709 I was a teen model 105 00:04:39,792 --> 00:04:41,959 when the Ralph Lauren store opened in New Haven. 106 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:45,583 Okay, it's amazing I was able to keep my lunch down just now. 107 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:46,834 I just... 108 00:04:46,917 --> 00:04:49,500 I cannot imagine walking down a runway 109 00:04:49,583 --> 00:04:51,583 while people sit there and judge me. 110 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:53,041 No one would judge you. 111 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:55,000 Oh, we judge models all the time. 112 00:04:55,083 --> 00:04:57,125 But you're not a model. You're one of the real people. 113 00:04:57,208 --> 00:05:00,792 Exactly. And I don't want people to think that I can't see the difference 114 00:05:00,875 --> 00:05:03,083 between a model and me. 115 00:05:03,166 --> 00:05:04,792 Oh, who gives a fuck what people think? 116 00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:06,917 This is a fabulous opportunity. 117 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:07,959 Honey... 118 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:09,750 you'll probably get to keep the clothes. 119 00:05:09,834 --> 00:05:10,959 I thought of that! 120 00:05:11,041 --> 00:05:12,458 I'd do it in a New York minute. 121 00:05:12,542 --> 00:05:13,583 So would I. 122 00:05:15,625 --> 00:05:17,375 What do you think, mutey? 123 00:05:20,417 --> 00:05:23,625 While Miranda would never dream of walking on a runway, 124 00:05:23,709 --> 00:05:25,834 she had no problem running on one. 125 00:05:25,917 --> 00:05:29,291 ♪ She looks like a flower But she stings like a bee ♪ 126 00:05:29,375 --> 00:05:32,041 ♪ Like every girl in history ♪ 127 00:05:32,125 --> 00:05:34,000 ♪ She bangs, she bangs ♪ 128 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,333 ♪ I'm wasted by the way ♪ 129 00:05:35,417 --> 00:05:37,250 ♪ She moves, she moves ♪ 130 00:05:37,333 --> 00:05:39,417 ♪ No one ever Looked so fi... ♪ 131 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,000 I happen to know you were on that treadmill 132 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:42,875 for longer than 30 minutes. 133 00:05:42,959 --> 00:05:45,208 That's illegal here at Crunch Fitness. 134 00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:48,500 I'm, uh, I'm starting to train for the marathon. 135 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:49,417 First time. 136 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:52,208 Wow! Good for you. 137 00:05:52,291 --> 00:05:54,000 I was the captain of my high school track team, 138 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:56,125 but the marathon? Uh-uh. 139 00:05:58,542 --> 00:05:59,583 I'm Dave. 140 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:02,417 Miranda. 141 00:06:04,417 --> 00:06:06,458 Well, have a good workout. 142 00:06:07,041 --> 00:06:08,083 That's it? 143 00:06:09,834 --> 00:06:11,000 Is there more? 144 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:12,959 I hope so. 145 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:14,291 I've been watching you for months. 146 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:16,750 And I think that you are very sexy. 147 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:20,709 So what's the problem? 148 00:06:20,792 --> 00:06:23,291 He said, "I think you're very sexy." 149 00:06:24,041 --> 00:06:24,834 And? 150 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:25,959 I was wearing no makeup, 151 00:06:26,041 --> 00:06:28,583 and my Hanes $3.00 old man's undershirt. 152 00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:29,709 Nice. 153 00:06:29,792 --> 00:06:31,375 I just can't believe that a guy would think 154 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:32,291 that I was sexy. 155 00:06:32,375 --> 00:06:33,834 Okay, I'm hanging up now. 156 00:06:33,917 --> 00:06:35,667 No, I'm serious. 157 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:39,500 Smart, yes. Sometimes cute. But never sexy. 158 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:41,875 Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as 159 00:06:41,959 --> 00:06:44,542 after I win them over with my personality. 160 00:06:44,625 --> 00:06:46,792 You win men over with your personality? 161 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:49,750 They want you to be a model? 162 00:06:49,834 --> 00:06:51,375 Okay, I'm hanging up now. 163 00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:54,542 Later that night, I got to thinking about Narcissus. 164 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:58,583 A man so consumed with his own image, he drowned in it. 165 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:00,000 Did he have no best friends 166 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:02,709 to mirror back a healthier view of himself? 167 00:07:02,792 --> 00:07:05,834 And why is it that we can see our friends perfectly, 168 00:07:05,917 --> 00:07:09,917 but when it comes to ourselves, no matter how hard we look, 169 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,542 do we ever see ourselves clearly? 170 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:15,834 Samantha, on the other hand, 171 00:07:15,917 --> 00:07:18,208 saw herself a little too clearly. 172 00:07:18,291 --> 00:07:19,333 Okay, Samantha... 173 00:07:19,417 --> 00:07:21,250 Tiger, here, has a variety of music choices 174 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:22,250 to ease you into the shoot 175 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:24,417 and help you to feel more comfortable. 176 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:25,250 Tiger? 177 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:27,125 Yeah, I've got some Steely Dan... 178 00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:29,125 I'm comfortable. 179 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:34,667 Okay. Camera, Tiger... 180 00:07:36,291 --> 00:07:37,625 Tiger? 181 00:07:37,709 --> 00:07:39,417 Yeah, yes, sir. 182 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,792 Do you like your gynecologist? 183 00:07:48,875 --> 00:07:50,208 Yeah, she's amazing. Why? 184 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:52,291 I think I might want to see someone else. 185 00:07:52,375 --> 00:07:53,583 What's happening? 186 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:55,083 Well, Trey and I are still just talking. 187 00:07:55,166 --> 00:07:56,291 We're not ready to move back in yet... 188 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:58,458 No, what's happening with your vagina? 189 00:07:58,542 --> 00:08:00,166 Shh. 190 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:03,000 Sweetie, I'm not bugged. It's just us listening. 191 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,375 Maybe a yeast infection. 192 00:08:04,458 --> 00:08:06,041 But my gynecologist says no. 193 00:08:06,125 --> 00:08:07,458 But something's definitely off. 194 00:08:07,542 --> 00:08:08,625 What are the symptoms? 195 00:08:08,709 --> 00:08:09,959 I don't want to talk about this. 196 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:13,041 Can you just call my machine and leave her number? 197 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,959 Hey, do you know anyone that Stanford could go out with? 198 00:08:16,041 --> 00:08:17,792 - Hmm. - If we don't find him someone 199 00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:19,458 he's gonna start dating hookers. 200 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:20,625 Hookers, ew! 201 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,250 Mm. Exactly. 202 00:08:23,792 --> 00:08:25,041 - Charlotte? - Hmm? 203 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:28,250 Would you say that I'm strutting right now? 204 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,709 Charlotte decided for Stanford Blatch 205 00:08:30,792 --> 00:08:32,667 it would have to be someone cute, 206 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:35,333 someone with style, someone like... 207 00:08:35,417 --> 00:08:38,709 Anthony Marantino, her wedding gown stylist. 208 00:08:38,792 --> 00:08:40,500 - What? - Anthony, hi! 209 00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:42,125 It's Charlotte York MacDougal. 210 00:08:42,208 --> 00:08:43,750 Sorry, thought it was my mother. 211 00:08:43,834 --> 00:08:45,750 Fifteen phone calls to make sure I get her 212 00:08:45,834 --> 00:08:47,125 the cheapest possible sheets 213 00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:48,917 from Bed Bath and friggin' Beyond. 214 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,333 I was wondering if you were dating anyone right now. 215 00:08:51,417 --> 00:08:53,667 I'm dating everyone right now, why? 216 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:55,834 I have this friend, Stanford... 217 00:08:55,917 --> 00:08:56,875 What's he look like? 218 00:08:56,959 --> 00:08:58,500 He is adorable. 219 00:08:58,583 --> 00:08:59,583 Who would play him? 220 00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:01,083 In a movie, who would play him? 221 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,291 I don't know... 222 00:09:03,792 --> 00:09:04,834 Ed Harris. 223 00:09:04,917 --> 00:09:07,041 Yeah. A younger Ed Harris. 224 00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:07,959 That's hot. 225 00:09:08,041 --> 00:09:09,208 And speaking of hot, 226 00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:10,542 Miranda ended her first date 227 00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:11,792 with Captain Crunch. 228 00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:12,709 That was fun. 229 00:09:12,792 --> 00:09:14,125 I hope I didn't talk too much. 230 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:16,417 I think the only words you actually said all night were, 231 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,083 "Well, that was fun." 232 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:31,458 God, you are so sexy. 233 00:09:32,792 --> 00:09:34,291 What? 234 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:35,625 You don't think so? 235 00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:46,834 Maybe he was right. After all, who was Miranda to argue with the captain? 236 00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:54,417 Hello? 237 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:55,959 Miss Motherfucker, 238 00:09:56,041 --> 00:09:59,500 why have you not returned my last 200 phone calls? 239 00:09:59,583 --> 00:10:01,125 Lynne. 240 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:04,166 I really don't think that I should do this show. 241 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:06,125 I mean, come on. I am not a model. 242 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:07,959 And as much as I would like to think that I could... 243 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:11,250 Carrie, you're in or you're out. I don't have time for this. 244 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:15,583 I'm sure Dolce & Gabbana can find someone else to dress. 245 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:16,709 Dolce & Gabbana? 246 00:10:16,792 --> 00:10:18,083 Each designer picks the person 247 00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:19,417 they want to dress. 248 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,458 Dolce & Gabbana picked me? 249 00:10:21,542 --> 00:10:22,709 Yes, fuckette. 250 00:10:22,792 --> 00:10:25,375 And those are some picky Italians. 251 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:27,458 Um... 252 00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:30,709 Do you think that I would be able to keep the outfit? 253 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:38,291 What's up, love? 254 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:40,458 Oh, I'm coming. Sorry. 255 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:48,333 Oh, me likey. 256 00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:51,417 Perfect in the bust and the waist, turn. 257 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:52,500 Turn, love. Turn, love. 258 00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:55,959 Do we likey? Oh, no likey the length. 259 00:10:56,041 --> 00:10:57,834 We'd have to take it up about four feet. 260 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:02,125 Yeah, I know, I'm short. I'm too short. 261 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:05,625 - No. - But I'm very, very comfortable in heels. 262 00:11:05,709 --> 00:11:06,875 Honestly, the higher the better. 263 00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:08,542 So y'know, feel free to put me up 264 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:09,625 in the big gal shoes. 265 00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:11,792 Walk, love, walk. 266 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:18,250 If we gave it to Heidi, 267 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:19,875 we wouldn't have to take it up at all. 268 00:11:19,959 --> 00:11:20,792 Heidi Klum? 269 00:11:22,625 --> 00:11:27,083 Yes. Turn, love, turn. Yes, and trot back. 270 00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:28,500 Trot? 271 00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:31,291 Trot. Good, good, good. 272 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:34,041 Oh, look what the pussy's dragged in. 273 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:35,792 Hello, Oscar. 274 00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:38,041 We're just calling me "O" now, love. 275 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:40,333 - Oh. Who's this? - Carrie Bradshaw. 276 00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:42,417 Our "New York Style" model. 277 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,166 Model? God, no. 278 00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:46,709 No, no, no, no. No, I'm a writer. 279 00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:49,166 I'm Paul Denai, I'm a photographer. I'm working... 280 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,125 Oh, sure! I love... 281 00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:51,208 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 282 00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:52,208 No, I'm sorry. 283 00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:55,208 I just... I know your photographs. 284 00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:58,000 Ah. Well, I'm just doing a little behind the scenes book 285 00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:58,875 about fashion week. 286 00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:00,834 Do you mind if I shoot your fitting? 287 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:06,083 Oh, sorry, that was, I wasn't ready. 288 00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:06,959 So go ahead. 289 00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:08,291 That's the point. Don't mind me. 290 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:09,625 I like the element of surprise. 291 00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:11,625 I could give you a surprise, love. 292 00:12:11,709 --> 00:12:14,875 Now, what's your opinion, love? 293 00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:19,083 - Oh, me love? Or him love? - You, love. 294 00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:22,250 Oh, I don't know, whatever you think. 295 00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:24,291 No, changed my mind. Got something better. 296 00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:25,375 Oh. 297 00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:30,083 Oh. Well, that was bad. 298 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:34,583 I'm sorry, I'm very uncomfortable having my photograph taken. 299 00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:37,083 How does a girl who doesn't like having her picture taken 300 00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:39,000 wind up in a fashion show? 301 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:40,667 I'm in it for the free goods. 302 00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:45,917 Well, maybe if I explained how a camera works 303 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,166 over a glass of wine sometime. 304 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,417 Well, I've never been a gal 305 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,125 to turn down a free lesson. 306 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:53,583 Or a free dress! 307 00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:55,750 Here it is! Do we likey? 308 00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:58,542 Oh, we likey! 309 00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:03,250 And speaking of uncomfortable... 310 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:06,542 Okay, you can put your legs down now. 311 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:09,250 It is not a yeast infection. 312 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:10,208 It's not? 313 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:12,250 I have an entire file of women, 314 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,542 all with the same symptoms, 315 00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:14,792 itching, stinging, burning. 316 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,583 All of them think they have a yeast infection. 317 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:19,500 It's not. It could be vulvodynia. 318 00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:22,166 Is it serious? 319 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,208 No, it's mostly just uncomfortable. 320 00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:26,083 We can get it under control. 321 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:28,834 I'm gonna prescribe a light antidepressant. 322 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,792 But I'm not depress... 323 00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:33,041 It's not for you. It's for your vagina. 324 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,417 Your vagina's depressed? 325 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:41,291 The mood elevator sort of corrects the imbalance. 326 00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:43,709 Wait a minute, how do you know your vagina's depressed? 327 00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:44,792 There are symptoms. 328 00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:46,583 Like what? It can't meet its deadline? 329 00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:48,959 It always wants to go to Krispy Kreme? 330 00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:52,208 Oh, "Ha, ha, it's so funny, my vagina's depressed!" 331 00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:01,667 - Stop, I might have vulvodynia. - Vulva-what-ya? 332 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:05,875 So, every day, I have to keep a vagina journal. 333 00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:10,000 No, come on. A "Dear vagina, why so blue?" kind of journal? 334 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:13,750 "Dear vagina, guess who I have a crush on?" 335 00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:18,000 No, more like, "Itchy today, not itchy." 336 00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:19,667 Sounds like a bestseller. 337 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:20,667 Ready to order? 338 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,500 Um, I guess we're still waiting. 339 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:26,792 Oh, but you know, could I have a hot water and lemon? Thanks. 340 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:29,333 Um, I'm fine, but, Charlotte, maybe you're "hmm-hmm" 341 00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:30,959 would like an order of fries. 342 00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,709 I guess not. Thank you. 343 00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:35,917 - Sorry I'm late. - Hi. 344 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,375 I had to pick up my nude contact sheets. 345 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:39,542 Look. 346 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,667 Okay, but only until the food arrives. 347 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,250 Charlotte, I want your professional 348 00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,250 "art eye" opinion. 349 00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,792 That's not very arty. 350 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:55,166 I can see your... everything. 351 00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:58,583 Oh, that's the full frontal. 352 00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,125 I just did that to warm up. 353 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:02,125 You should have warned me, really. 354 00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:04,959 Well, what's the big deal? It's just a vagina. 355 00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:07,041 It's magnified. 356 00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,583 I've never even seen mine that close. 357 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,041 Oh, come on, you've never seen yourself 358 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,125 "up close and personal"? 359 00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:13,208 Carrie, have you seen yours that close? 360 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:14,208 How'd I get involved? 361 00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:15,875 Charlotte, you've never looked at yourself 362 00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,000 with a hand mirror? 363 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,917 Oh, my God! 364 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,709 Honey, I insist you go home right now and take a look. 365 00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:23,500 Or better yet, take my compact 366 00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:25,792 and make a quick trip to the ladies room. 367 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,333 I don't want to look. 368 00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,792 I think it's ugly. 369 00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:35,500 Well, maybe that's why it's depressed. 370 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,000 What did I miss? 371 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:40,542 On their second date, 372 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:42,542 Miranda did most of the talking. 373 00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:45,667 She was feeling confident and sexy. 374 00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,458 I like my life. 375 00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:51,250 I love my job. I love my friends. 376 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,458 She couldn't believe how comfortable 377 00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:55,083 this new Miranda felt. 378 00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:59,542 And I love meeting new people, like you. 379 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:11,250 Miranda had no idea what had changed. 380 00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,375 I want pure class. 381 00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:23,166 I'm thinking ash or a charcoal gray matte 382 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,709 inside the frame. 383 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,291 An inch on either side? 384 00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:30,291 Even though Samantha 385 00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:31,250 had done the photo 386 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,208 just for her, 387 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,709 she still wanted to be seen 388 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:34,875 a certain way by men. 389 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:36,542 Charcoal would bring out the gray tones. 390 00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:39,542 The matte should stop about an inch away from my breast. 391 00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,625 Right here. See my breast? 392 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:46,458 And then, stop right around here near my ass. 393 00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:48,166 See that? 394 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,375 Right near my ass. 395 00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:53,291 How's next Thursday? 396 00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:57,166 Whatever. 397 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,583 And you took this one of Cindy Crawford. 398 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,166 See? "Photo by Paul Denai." 399 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,625 How can you still remember? It was the '90s. 400 00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:04,667 It was '92. 401 00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:06,792 I loved her beauty mark so much. 402 00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,875 I used to um, pencil one on, you know, 403 00:17:08,959 --> 00:17:12,500 and then I'd move it around whenever I had a blemish. 404 00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:15,166 So y'know, it'd be here, and then, it'd be here. 405 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,583 And then, sometimes it'd be here and here. 406 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,959 Oh, here's another one. 407 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,000 Oh, man. 408 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,542 I can't believe you have this book. 409 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:24,542 It's getting embarrassing. 410 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,667 No, are you crazy? I love this. 411 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,250 You know, when I first moved to New York and I was totally broke, 412 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:32,041 sometimes I would buy Vogue instead of dinner. 413 00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:35,041 I just felt it fed me more. 414 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:37,792 You know, I used to do all that high fashion shit, 415 00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:40,542 but the behind the scenes stuff 416 00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,625 I'm doing now is so much better. 417 00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:43,792 It's more real. 418 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,208 Real? Ick. 419 00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:50,125 No, the reality of people and all their little flaws. 420 00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:52,542 It's the little flaws that make 'em so much more beautiful. 421 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:55,417 Oh, forget reality and tell me about the models. 422 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,542 Who's a big bitch and who's a bigger bitch? 423 00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:02,750 Sorry, I never click and tell. 424 00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:04,750 Why are you so fascinated with the models? 425 00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:08,375 I just love 'em. 426 00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:10,542 And they're just beautiful. 427 00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,166 I wanna show you something. 428 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,166 All right. 429 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,458 You show me... 430 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,083 one model 431 00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:20,166 who's more alive, 432 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,500 or more beautiful than her. 433 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,208 So which one is your new boyfriend? 434 00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:38,834 Oh, it was only one kiss. 435 00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,250 It's so predictable. 436 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,250 A model dating a photographer. 437 00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:44,959 Stanny, I'm a model! 438 00:18:49,792 --> 00:18:50,917 Excuse me. 439 00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:53,583 I may have a stroke. 440 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,625 So, do I look all right? 441 00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:57,959 I'm a little nervous about the Charlotte fix-up. 442 00:18:58,041 --> 00:19:01,000 Oh, you look fabulous, you have fabulous seats, everything's gonna be fabulous. 443 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,625 Now, I can't think about you anymore, I'm a model. 444 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:03,959 -You're a supermodel. 445 00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:07,125 Oh, and I made them put me in these super-high high heels, 446 00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:09,125 so I'm gonna be so freakin' tall. 447 00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:11,875 Supermodel and supersize it, please. 448 00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:14,792 Excuse me, hi. I'm Carrie Bradshaw. 449 00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:15,709 Where do I go? 450 00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:17,709 Over with the non-models. 451 00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:20,291 What's her problem? 452 00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:22,667 Oh, Gucci, and Dolce, and Dior. 453 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:23,834 Oh, my! 454 00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:26,959 Oh look, this is the Polaroid of the dress. 455 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,709 Oh, me likey. 456 00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:32,583 That's a fashion thing. 457 00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:35,417 Oh, here's one of Frank Rich. 458 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,458 And Fran Lebowitz. 459 00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:39,125 These are the other real people? 460 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,500 Okay, what the fuck's wrong? 461 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:44,792 Frank Rich, Lynne? Fran Lebowitz? 462 00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:47,375 What, Dolce & Gabbana couldn't get Ed Koch? 463 00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,458 Gucci got him. What's the problem? 464 00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,792 I'm such an idiot. 465 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,834 I actually convinced myself I belonged here. 466 00:19:53,917 --> 00:19:55,000 You do belong here. 467 00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,250 Can I go home? 468 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:59,709 Ah, no, the entire show is timed per model. 469 00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:01,291 I'm a non-model. 470 00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:04,000 - But you're fabulous. - Champagne? 471 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,250 Lighten up. 472 00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:10,333 - Okay, so you're not Heidi Klum. - Huh! 473 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,917 But you're the "modeliest" of the real people. 474 00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,917 I mean, he told me I was sexy 475 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 and then he didn't want to kiss me. 476 00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:22,041 Was it me? 477 00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,542 Suddenly I wasn't sexy? 478 00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:24,917 What does it mean? 479 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,709 Who knows? He's a man. 480 00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:29,208 You can lay your pussy on a table right in front of one 481 00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:31,166 and still not know what he's thinking. 482 00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:37,792 And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse... 483 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:41,041 There's been a change. You're not wearing this. 484 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,166 You're wearing this. 485 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:48,083 Okay, I... I'm gonna need to speak to someone. 486 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:50,792 I had to lose the dress, love. 487 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,250 I saw that Dior is showing something similar right before you. 488 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:54,333 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 489 00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:56,500 It's a fashion house of cards, love. 490 00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:58,792 I can't wear jeweled underwear. 491 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:01,375 No, no, no, I just want you to look at them. 492 00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,125 Aren't they fantastic? 493 00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,333 How can I make this clear? 494 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,875 Me no likey. 495 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,583 Paul, can you do something? 496 00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,125 Okay, but not that. 497 00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:15,458 Come on, love. Try them on, you'll love them, love. 498 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,333 No, please, really, I'm gonna faint. 499 00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:19,083 I can't wear jeweled panties 500 00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:21,458 and strut out in front of Frank Rich. 501 00:21:21,542 --> 00:21:24,750 I respect Frank Rich. Frank Rich is a writer. 502 00:21:24,834 --> 00:21:27,583 Oh, you're not just wearing panties, love, 503 00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,000 they come with a fantastic coat. 504 00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:31,208 Trot round there and try them on. Trot on, trot, trot. 505 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:34,750 It's just... I have a certain look, you know? 506 00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:39,542 And I just really don't think that jeweled panties is it. 507 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:42,625 Exactly, exactly. If you look like a whale, 508 00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:43,792 we won't send you out there. 509 00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:45,458 We're Dolce & Gabbana, for Christ sake. 510 00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:46,875 Now, come out or I'm coming in. 511 00:21:47,542 --> 00:21:49,458 God! 512 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,458 Fantastic. 513 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:51,750 Now, the hair's all wrong. 514 00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:53,250 We need big hair, big hair. 515 00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:56,375 Char, this is so exciting! 516 00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:04,250 Stanford Blatch, 517 00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:06,834 this is Anthony Marantino. 518 00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:08,291 Hi. 519 00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:10,667 Marantino, is that Italian? 520 00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:12,375 Sicilian. 521 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,041 Is that different? 522 00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,417 Yeah. 523 00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:24,959 Well, I'd better go check on Carrie. 524 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,291 Ed Harris? 525 00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:31,792 Ed Harris? 526 00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:34,333 Try Ed "I have no hair-is." 527 00:22:34,417 --> 00:22:36,166 I really thought you two would hit it off. 528 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,792 Why, because he's gay and I'm gay? 529 00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:38,792 - Well... - Char! 530 00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:40,291 Let me clear something up for you. 531 00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:41,834 I'm a nice little package. 532 00:22:41,917 --> 00:22:44,166 I got good arms and a high, tight ass. 533 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:45,458 I could do a lot better. 534 00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:50,625 Ten minutes and ten hair extensions later... 535 00:22:50,709 --> 00:22:53,125 I can't believe Charlotte would set me up with such a queen. 536 00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:54,417 Is that who she thinks I am? 537 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,834 Someone who would date such a queen? 538 00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:58,834 Stanford, I don't have time to decipher the levels 539 00:22:58,917 --> 00:23:01,041 of "queendom" in your world right now. 540 00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:03,166 Would you please go get me another champagne? 541 00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:09,500 Wow, that is big hair. 542 00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:10,375 Thank you. 543 00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:12,709 Orlando, she looks fabulous. 544 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:15,208 Now, love, we need the big eyes to go with the big hair. 545 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,375 Kevyn Aucoin, Carrie Bradshaw. 546 00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:18,959 Nice to meet you. Ready for makeup? 547 00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:20,208 - Okay, sure. - Come on. 548 00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:26,959 Hi, I know you're a genius, but here's the thing. 549 00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:28,041 I'm a writer. 550 00:23:28,125 --> 00:23:29,583 I know, I'm a big fan of your column, 551 00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:31,583 so don't worry, you're gonna look fabulous. 552 00:23:31,667 --> 00:23:33,458 -Okay. Okay? 553 00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:35,125 Stanford, nobody's listening to me. 554 00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:36,625 They just keep telling me I'm fabulous. 555 00:23:36,709 --> 00:23:37,834 You are fabulous. 556 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,500 Go get Samantha and tell her to come back here. 557 00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:40,542 She'll tell me the truth. 558 00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:41,542 I can't go back out there. 559 00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:43,083 - That queen's out there. - Go! 560 00:23:43,166 --> 00:23:44,500 We're running out of time. 561 00:23:44,583 --> 00:23:46,208 Come on, let's speed this along! 562 00:23:47,792 --> 00:23:48,709 Crisis. 563 00:23:48,792 --> 00:23:50,625 Carrie needs to see you backstage. 564 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:56,750 Where's her highness? 565 00:23:56,834 --> 00:23:59,208 - What? - Your little friend. 566 00:23:59,291 --> 00:24:00,458 Where is he? 567 00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:03,500 Oh, he had to go. 568 00:24:03,583 --> 00:24:05,250 Why? He didn't like me? 569 00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:09,875 No, he had a... a decorating emergency. 570 00:24:09,959 --> 00:24:12,834 I've been rejected by someone I wasn't interested in. 571 00:24:13,709 --> 00:24:15,166 I hate when that happens. 572 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,834 Lynne, we're okay to go. 573 00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:33,458 Lights, go. 574 00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:35,667 Music cue four, go. 575 00:24:40,875 --> 00:24:42,375 Gucci. 576 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:19,959 Samantha? Well, tell me the truth. 577 00:25:20,041 --> 00:25:22,166 I know people don't mean it when they say that, but I do. 578 00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:25,458 Oh, honey, you're a model. 579 00:25:25,542 --> 00:25:26,875 You'd tell me, right? 580 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,250 Absolutely. 581 00:25:28,834 --> 00:25:30,458 You're a model. 582 00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:32,166 Look how tall I am. 583 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:33,917 The shoes were my idea. 584 00:25:35,709 --> 00:25:37,125 - I gotta get out there. - Okay. 585 00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:39,583 - Go, model. - All right. 586 00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:43,917 Okay. 587 00:25:46,417 --> 00:25:47,709 Wow, you're Heidi Klum. 588 00:25:47,792 --> 00:25:48,792 Mm-hmm. 589 00:25:49,792 --> 00:25:52,125 Wow, those are fantastic. 590 00:25:52,208 --> 00:25:54,208 - Really? - Oof! 591 00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:56,500 Do I look okay? 592 00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:57,792 You look fabulous. 593 00:25:57,875 --> 00:25:59,625 Thanks. Okay, let's go. 594 00:25:59,709 --> 00:26:00,834 Okay. 595 00:26:05,542 --> 00:26:06,792 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 596 00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:12,375 Wait 'til you see our gal. 597 00:26:12,458 --> 00:26:14,166 - Really? - Yeah? 598 00:26:16,959 --> 00:26:18,417 When is she coming out? 599 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,333 - She's next. - I think she's next! 600 00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,250 Dolce & Gabbana. 601 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:25,333 Carrie, go. 602 00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:34,792 Didn't I tell you? 603 00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:41,041 Fuck me hard! 604 00:26:41,959 --> 00:26:43,542 Heidi, go. 605 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:52,000 Oh, my God! She's fashion roadkill. 606 00:26:54,417 --> 00:26:56,750 Stop fuckin' taking my picture. 607 00:26:56,834 --> 00:26:58,041 I had a choice. 608 00:26:58,125 --> 00:26:59,625 I could slink off the runway 609 00:26:59,709 --> 00:27:01,959 and let my inner model die of shame. 610 00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:05,291 Or I could pick myself up, flaws and all, 611 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,792 and finish. 612 00:27:11,917 --> 00:27:13,208 Woo! 613 00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:14,959 Woo! 614 00:27:15,041 --> 00:27:16,750 And that's just what I did. 615 00:27:16,834 --> 00:27:19,875 Because when real people fall down in life, 616 00:27:19,959 --> 00:27:23,041 they get right back up and keep on walking. 617 00:27:42,542 --> 00:27:44,250 Katia, go. 618 00:27:56,667 --> 00:27:59,333 Turns out, my little act of bravery 619 00:27:59,417 --> 00:28:00,834 inspired three other people 620 00:28:00,917 --> 00:28:02,834 to acts of bravery as well. 621 00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:06,000 Miranda faced her fear of knowing the truth. 622 00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:07,792 - Hi. - Hi. 623 00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:09,583 I'm really confused. 624 00:28:09,667 --> 00:28:12,041 I thought we had a good time, and then you never called. 625 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:15,125 And I never called because you never called, and... 626 00:28:15,208 --> 00:28:16,166 I guess that's fine. 627 00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:18,625 But I just have to know... 628 00:28:18,709 --> 00:28:20,083 did I do something? Or... 629 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:23,208 No. Well, yeah... I don't know... 630 00:28:23,291 --> 00:28:25,500 We were sitting on the couch, and... 631 00:28:25,583 --> 00:28:29,208 you just seemed a little full of yourself. 632 00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:33,792 Okay, glad we straightened that out. 633 00:28:36,083 --> 00:28:37,583 Cheeseburger and fries. 634 00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:40,125 Samantha faced her fear of what real food 635 00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:41,750 would do to her perfect figure. 636 00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:46,125 Thanks. 637 00:28:46,792 --> 00:28:47,834 Nice ass. 638 00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:52,917 I didn't tip you enough. 639 00:28:54,458 --> 00:28:57,041 And Charlotte faced her fear of seeing... 640 00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:58,458 herself. 641 00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:10,125 And just like Narcissus before her, 642 00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:14,000 Charlotte became so mesmerized by what she saw that... 643 00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:15,500 Ow! 644 00:29:15,583 --> 00:29:18,583 And as for me, I tucked my jeweled underwear 645 00:29:18,667 --> 00:29:21,125 and my inner model away where they belonged. 646 00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:24,250 And went back to my life as a real person.